I manage a coffee shop in Harlem. Here are some moments.

[GilloD]

"MAN. I saw yo' white face and I was like "DAMN. I gotsa ta have a smoothie". Ain't let no black niccas make ya a smoothie""

And then I had to clean a blender with bleach before a man would allow me to make him a smoothie. And then a boxing nut from Israel showed up and talked my ear off about boxing. Hows youze guyz work?

[Vizzys]

wait,

what?

[Saint Cornelius]

I went to go greet a new employee this morning, and while the new guy was waiting for me at the front desk, he spotted the copy of the NY Times on the counter and began reading it. When I showed up, he decided to take it with him! But since this was for someone else, the guard nearly put the new dude in a full nelson on some "uh excuse me sir, that's not yours".

I was very embarrassed for everyone.

[TakingBackSunday]

That's not really the new guys fault.

[Saint Cornelius]

That's not really the new guys fault.

I guess not, but I don't usually take things from places unless they're labeled "free" and even then I think Pauly Shore is going to jump out of the bushes at me.

[MrAngryFace]

My workplace is very low key and quiet. I just do my work and drink muh coffee or tea. It promotes low blood pressure im sure

[BlueTsunami]

That smoothie comment is so true

Harlem

[GilloD]

That smoothie comment is so true

Harlem

As a white boy in Harlem, I must ask: Why must I never let a colored fellow make me a smoothie?

[Mupepe]

That smoothie comment is so true

Harlem

As a white boy in Harlem, I must ask: Why must I never let a colored fellow make me a smoothie?

Did you ever watch Dave Chappelle's The Mad Real World?  It explains this visually

[BlueTsunami]

That smoothie comment is so true

Harlem

As a white boy in Harlem, I must ask: Why must I never let a colored fellow make me a smoothie?

Its commonly known that "real" black people cannot creat fruit drink concoctions. It just isn't in they're DNA!

The only exceptions are PD and TheBlackStallion but they're that missing link in which they'll carry the Fruit Drink Creation gene

[GilloD]

That smoothie comment is so true

Harlem

As a white boy in Harlem, I must ask: Why must I never let a colored fellow make me a smoothie?

Its commonly known that "real" black people cannot creat fruit drink concoctions. It just isn't in they're DNA!

The only exceptions are PD and TheBlackStallion but they're that missing link in which they'll carry the Fruit Drink Creation gene

I am the smoothie master, actually. Does this make me extra white?

[BlueTsunami]

The Alpha White, yes

Your abilities to make a smoothie is appreciated around the projects of America

[Himu]

 

That's a good quote GilloD.

[GilloD]

That's a good quote GilloD.

Himuro, let's be friends! All that hatred over on the Gaming side, t'aint good for no man.

[Himu]

I agree!

[Human Snorenado]

Damnit Gillo, when did you get back to the NYC?  Last I remember you were out in bumfrick middle Uhmerica.

[GilloD]

Damnit Gillo, when did you get back to the NYC?  Last I remember you were out in bumfrick middle Uhmerica.

Last week, yo. Let's hang.

Also: BLACK PEOPLE LOVE PROTEIN SMOOTHIES