Author Topic: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's (Read 3167 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** June 25, 2007, 03:28:22 PM »

Its the first time I've eaten a cheeseburger in a while. It tasted like God sawed off his penis, cooked it to perfection and fed it to me. I don't know where the bacon came from but oh god delicious.

Its a double patty cheeseburger too, soooo....

Current Life Expectancy: -2 Years

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:29:26 PM »

Jesus christ you ordered that? My friends and I may JOKE about ordering it with each other, but none of us ever would.

May god have mercy on your soul

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:29:55 PM »

I'm getting this tomorrow.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:30:58 PM »

It was good, so good. But my body will pay the price. Seeing as I haven't eaten red meat in a while, oh god my body is going to reject this wonderful food.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2007, 03:29:55 PM

I'm getting this tomorrow.

Get ready to orgasm

This is a no bullshit cheeseburger too. It just came with Cheese, sometype of sauce, Ketchup, two Burger patties and a bunch of bacon clumped together like who gives a shit. Its awesome. No tomatoes or lettuce, fuck yeah.

Mupepe · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:32:23 PM »

how much does it cost? how big is it?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:33:06 PM »

How many pounds do you expect to gain?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:33:12 PM »

Wendys is awesome, and not TOO bad for fast food, but the baconator is almost Jack n the Box inspired.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:33:25 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 03:32:23 PM

how much does it cost? how big is it?

With the drink it came out to around $7. Its a normal sized Wendy's burger but with two patties, so it should fill you up, or overstuff you. I was fucken hungry so I gobbled that fucker down.

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 25, 2007, 03:33:06 PM

How many pounds do you expect to gain?

I think it stated that it was a quarter lb of meat so a quarter of a pound INSTANTLY!

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:34:20 PM »

hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before. It wasn't bad. Didn't fill me up though.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:35:13 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 03:34:20 PM

hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before. It wasn't bad. Didn't fill me up though.

Is that the like, triple patty one? I attempted that once, I don't remember what happened

bluemax · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:36:01 PM »

I'm not a big fan of Wendy's, their burgers have a very different taste to them. And the one near my apartment never has more than one person working the fucking register.

What is this Baconator though? Sounds similar to the BK Stacker.

It better not make me as ill as that other Burger King burger someone made a thread about awhile ago.

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:38:12 PM »

I've never heard of the Baconator, and I eat at the Wendy's down the road a lot.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:38:50 PM »

Well bend over demi, because HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:39:03 PM »

Wendys used to have the best Chipotle sauce in the fuckin world. It had kick but JUST enough to make it perfect for dipping a Jr Bacon Cheeseburger into. My god it was delicious. I miss that sauce

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:39:06 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 25, 2007, 03:38:12 PM

I've never heard of the Baconator, and I eat at the Wendy's down the road a lot.

I just noticed it on the menu, I believe it was a #4 or something. Its crazy, I went in thinking about getting the Bacon Classic but that big boy was chillaxin on the menu. Check out your local Wendy's!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:40:39 PM »

Quote

Six bacon slices piled high atop two1/4 lb. fresh, never frozen, burger patties. Complete with American cheese and mayonnaise dressing on our signature premium bun. Go on, obsess a little.

A perfect way to die.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:41:20 PM »

SO IT WA MAYONNAISE ON THE MOFO UNF UNF UNF

I was wondering what that was. YUJMMMMMM

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:41:56 PM »

Actually, that's Dave Thomas' spunk.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:42:14 PM »

HALF A POUND OF MEAT?! AND BACON?!?! ON CHEESE?! AND MAYO?!?!?

Vizzys · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:42:21 PM »

mayonnaise

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:43:40 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 25, 2007, 03:42:21 PM

mayonnaise

Is there ANYTHING that doesn't make your panties sink into your vagina?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:43:59 PM »

Oh god, looking at whats in this thing...now I KNOW i'm fucked :-/

At least it was delicious. Now I know how smokers feel

Whats hilarious is I got a Minute Maid Lite to counter the total life deminishing properties of this cheeseburger lulz

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:47:10 PM »

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 25, 2007, 03:42:14 PM

HALF A POUND OF MEAT?! AND BACON?!?! ON CHEESE?! AND MAYO?!?!?

bluemax · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:47:29 PM »

I wonder if my girlfriend would get ill watching me eat one of those...

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:48:28 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 25, 2007, 03:35:13 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 03:34:20 PM
hm, I've gotten the 3/4lb cheeseburger with bacon before. It wasn't bad. Didn't fill me up though.

Is that the like, triple patty one? I attempted that once, I don't remember what happened

yeah, the triple patty one is awesome. the only thing i get there. their fries suck

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:48:32 PM »

I'M FUCKING HARD

WENDY'S OMG

Vizzys · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:43:40 PM

Quote from: Viz on June 25, 2007, 03:42:21 PM
mayonnaise

Is there ANYTHING that doesn't make your panties sink into your vagina?

what might i ask coerced you into writing this.

demi · « **Reply #27 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:51:52 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on June 25, 2007, 03:38:50 PM

Well bend over demi, because HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE

no

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #28 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:52:05 PM »

I dunno how people can eat burgers bigger than a double stack blech

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #29 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:55:55 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 25, 2007, 03:50:18 PM

what might i ask coerced you into writing this.

what, you don't think you do the lions' share of bitching 'round here? everything sucks dude, like wow man

Vizzys · « **Reply #30 on:** June 25, 2007, 03:59:13 PM »

Like whoa, I never noticed I was so emo.

I do the most bitching here, news to meee

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #31 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:00:07 PM »

Who comes into a thread about food to bitch about mayonnaise? Oh, poor Viz's makeup is running.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:01:05 PM »

HEY VIZ BIG O SUX LOLOLOL

haha who am I kidding, ill probably buy it by accident

Vizzys · « **Reply #33 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:02:28 PM »

i think you might have taken my insult to mayonnaise too personal good sir

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:03:19 PM »

Quote from: Viz on June 25, 2007, 04:02:28 PM

i think you might have taken my insult to mayonnaise too personal good sir

seriously. I don't like onions.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #35 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:05:53 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 25, 2007, 04:03:19 PM

seriously. I don't like onions.

but you didn't come into the thread and say "onions

" like a twat

Vizzys · « **Reply #36 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:07:13 PM »

border · « **Reply #37 on:** June 25, 2007, 04:12:29 PM »

51 grams of fat (22g saturated fat, 2.5g trans-fat).

830 calories.

Not that that is good or anything, but I was expecting much worse numbers.

Everytime I've ordered something from Wendy's that was supposed to get their special "Premium Bun", they've given me their regular piece-of-shit bun. For that reason alone, I will probably abstain.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:54:09 PM »

Arbys cold cut sandwich on honeywheat bread is higher, which is crazy.

abrader · « **Reply #39 on:** June 25, 2007, 05:57:56 PM »

Is this a UK thang?

I have not seen this dish

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #40 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:16:35 PM »

I once ate a 4 patty wendys burger in 10 bites. I also managed the fries and drink. It was a bet that I won.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:27:22 PM »

How do you reach your feet to chew your nails with that huge belly?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #42 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:28:12 PM »

Quote from: Douglas Wambaugh on June 25, 2007, 06:27:22 PM

How do you reach your feet to chew your nails with that huge belly?

I lost 40 pounds when i lived in japan.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:31:53 PM »

That's a lot of blow to have stashed in your colon.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #44 on:** June 25, 2007, 06:54:14 PM »

Ordering one tonight.

Oblivion · « **Reply #45 on:** June 25, 2007, 07:57:59 PM »

Looks positively deeelicious. How much does it cost?

Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #46 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:31:15 PM »

$6.30 or something for small combo.

border · « **Reply #47 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:32:24 PM »

Despite being burned previously by their special burgers, I ordered one after class tonight. And it's nothing special at all.

It could have been good if the burger was even remotely like the picture.....with it's huge, fat, crispy strips of bacon. But no, Wendy's bacon is just a bunch of thin, flacid, greasy, floppy bacon that barely has any texture or taste (and no crunch whatsoever). After taking a few bites I had to check to make sure I had gotten the promised 6 strips. They were all there, but not making much of a difference.

At roughly $4.50, this thing is a pretty big waste. It tastes almost exactly like every other Wendy's burger....the only difference I noticed was from the bun (surprisingly, I actually got the right bun this time).

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #48 on:** June 25, 2007, 08:37:35 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 25, 2007, 07:57:59 PM

Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.

YES!

wait actually no. that's the 2nd best. THIS is the best:

oh i didn't see the "double". i ain't trying to fuck with 6$Bs too much and i shure ain't gonna make it a double, hot damn!

Christopher · « **Reply #49 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:17:07 PM »

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #50 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:40:50 PM »

This thread inspired me to goto Wendy's tonight. I got to the drive-thru window and chickened out at the last minute. I had the grilled chicken combo.

The Baconator was too intimidating for me ... I am less of a man. $:-\$

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #51 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:41:18 PM »

Did you come home and watch Grease for the 50th time?

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:42:42 PM »

eh, i think i'll get a chicken sandwich, just because that pic posted above doesn't look very good. the one on the first page looks like sex though

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #53 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:11:30 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 25, 2007, 10:41:18 PM

Did you come home and watch Grease for the 50th time?

Don't be stupid, \ou know Mondays are for America's Next Top Model repeats.

bluemax · « **Reply #54 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:20:00 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 25, 2007, 07:57:59 PM

Looks positively deeelicious. How much does it cost?

Still, the best burger in existence is Carl's Jr.'s double 6 dollar burger.

Well the best chain burger joint burger.

Although In N Out is technically superior.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #55 on:** June 26, 2007, 08:02:33 AM »

For a while, all I've eaten from fast food places are the chicken sandwiches. Burger King's Tendercrisp sandwich is absolutely fucken ORGASMIC

Sucks about yours Admiral. The one I ate was more perky and not all floppy. Thats the only thing that sucks, the quality is inconsistent and depends on the people making it for you.

trippingmartian · « **Reply #56 on:** June 26, 2007, 10:43:43 AM »

I guess it'd be about the same as a burger at a normal restaurant, but I'd definitely prefer the latter. Also, apparently Wendy's will keep piling on the patties for a fee.

Next time order the Spicy Chicken sandwhich. Or if you want to somewhat healthy go with the grilled.

Chicken

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #57 on:** June 26, 2007, 12:33:02 PM »

Awesome burger, takes more time away from the end of the life cycle than a carton of smokes I bet.

bluemax · « **Reply #58 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:02:04 AM »

So I went to Wendy's and had one tonight. Honestly a lot tamer than I expected. I've eaten far greasier burgers (like the BK Stacker).

The Baconator isn't even the worst burger on the menu. The 3/4lber beats it in every category.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** June 29, 2007, 02:45:00 AM »

They're offering the Baconator at my Wendy's now. I am too used to Jr. Bacons to care.

News:

Author Topic: Jesus...I just got the Baconator from Wendy's (Read 3167 times)