Amazon's SUPER SAVER SHIPPING sucks the poles of small woodland creatures

[Saint Cornelius]

Motherfuck Amazon and their throttling bullshit.

I ordered a bunch of shit from Amazon last week. The iPod accessories are part of the "SUPER SUCK SAVING MY SHIT" shipping option or whatever, and then the CDs came from other locations and I had to pay S&H.

Today I get ALL of the CDs I ordered (three of them, from three different places) but my order from Amazon HASN'T EVEN SHIPPED YET!!!!!!!

Remember how you used to be able to order shit from Amazon and get it in like a day or so? BEHOLD MY LIMB, AMAZON

[GilloD]

Remember in the old days when the only shipping was the one where they strapped the package to a dog and you had to put bones in your mailbox and hope it got there?

[Saint Cornelius]

Like it was yesterday.

Wait was that an age joke?

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I always get my Amazon packages in 2 days; but then, I am a dues-paying Amazon Prime member of the upper crust societé digitale. Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.

[Saint Cornelius]

Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.

You know, you fuckers going on and on with your "poor" bullshit sound like Hans. Just a fyi.

And I don't order enough from Amazon to warrant getting the Prime upgrade.

[Mupepe]

Maybe you should try upgrade your shipping from "Dirty Poor Express: When you absolutely, positively, can't afford to spend anything on shipping." But will still complain about it anyway.

And I don't order enough from Amazon to warrant getting the Prime upgrade.

probably because you're poor

[Vizzys]

Saint C you should sign up for an amazon prime free trial, then you get overnight delivery for like 5$ per item. Only lasts a month I believe, and then its 60$ a year or some shit.

still worth a try

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I dunno who Hans is. Is he one of the clean rich?

[Saint Cornelius]

probably because you're poor

chupa mi poor huevos, buddy

[Mupepe]

probably because you're poor

chupa mi poor huevos, buddy

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

[Saint Cornelius]

Oh yay I got 1/2 of my order from Amazon this morning.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You bought a spider-man ipod cover?

[Saint Cornelius]

Goddamn you've got to be the dumbest motherfucka ever dude.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Ohh ok, now I see.

 you bought a trashy goatee and lots of hair gel.

[Saint Cornelius]

Trashy? nicca please. I bet yer girlie wishes you could grow facial hair.