Author Topic: i caught my daughter listening to the beatles... (Read 2156 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** June 25, 2007, 10:31:16 PM »

...so i slapped the grin off her face. "get some fuckin' taste," i warned her. the beatles are shit.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:32:38 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:33:09 PM »

I can't agree with this thread.

My daughter is going to listen to Abbey Road a lot while she grows up

bagofeyes · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:35:51 PM »

Yeah, kids are stupid

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:36:59 PM »

I have to agree with Groo-you need to be more careful where you put those kind of potentially formative cultural inputs. At her age, she could be one Beatles song away from eurofaggotry, one wayward, aged copy of a GBA Pokemon game from incipient homojapuality, or one channel surfing Veggitales episode from rejecting your carefully crafted angostic belief construct.

Lock that stuff up. Leave the liquor out if you run out of room, a little extra tolerance never hurt anyone.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:37:34 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:32:38 PM

NICE JOB DRINKY!

Christopher · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:37:58 PM »

someone has beatles on their iTunes/iPod...I doubt a little girl just randomly finds beatles songs.

Drinky beatles fan total?

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:38:29 PM »

Drinky, I'm going to send over the complete boxset of 'Now that's what I call music!' vols 1-23. May your daughter never have to listen to bad music again.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:39:08 PM »

the beatles turn people in music-hating hippie feggits, mupepe. have you ever known anyone cool who liked the beatles, that wasn't a dirty smelly hippie poser? look at what beatles fandom did to malek! he coulda been snaggin' poon with all the cool kids who listened to foghat, or even playing d&d in some filthy basement apartment with the kids who liked rush, but instead he moped around listening to paul mccartney's quasi-menstrual lyrics and the aimless feel-good noodling that comprised the rest of the beatles' efforts! where did that get him? not out of canuckistan, that's for sure!

also, fuck evilbore: i create an awesome thread about michael behe's academic humiliation, and this is the shit thread you respond to? fuck you!

Mupepe · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:41:08 PM »

I'm a hippie poser taco? then again, I only like Abbey Road

Vizzys · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:41:22 PM »

canuckistan is my new favorite word

drozmight · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:41:33 PM »

the beatles suck.

you should check with your wife and make sure she didn't slip her the disc.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:42:47 PM »

if you like abbey road, you have set your precious little feet on the road to hippie fagdom. however, all is not lost: you don't own a copy of sergeant pepper's gaywad ragtime experience or whatever it's called.

...

you don't own a copy, do you?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:45:03 PM »

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:45:32 PM »

I told you letting Malek in the house would lead to this, comes over to discusses Bertrand, sure, ya right, I said, but do you listen to me? no.

Quote from: bagofeyes on June 25, 2007, 10:35:51 PM

Yeah, kids are stupid

Hey!

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:46:12 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:42:47 PM

if you like abbey road, you have set your precious little feet on the road to hippie fagdom. however, all is not lost: you don't own a copy of sergeant pepper's gaywad ragtime experience or whatever it's called.

...

you don't own a copy, do you?

nah, i don't own a copy of that shit. i only own a copy of abbey road on vinyl.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:47:32 PM »

i hope you at least smoke a fat fuckin' bowl of the purplest herb from the barrio before you listen to that folk-ass taco anthem shiz, 'peps.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:53:28 PM »

You should give her some NWA to rinse her ears out.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:54:02 PM »

i have lots of nwa! she will grow up on late 80s/early 90s gangsta rap.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:54:57 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:47:32 PM

i hope you at least smoke a fat fuckin' bowl of the purplest herb from the barrio before you listen to that folk-ass taco anthem shiz, 'peps.

i'm usually really fucking drunk.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:55:56 PM »

close enough! you're still on my erotic hanukkah card list.

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:58:29 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:55:56 PM

close enough! you're still on my erotic hanukkah card list.

bluemax · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:13:46 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on June 25, 2007, 10:35:10 PM

yeah, well... it could have been worse... she could like chart music.

And as Groo mentioned, i think you should launch an investigation into who this Beatles collection belongs too.

The beatles are crappy chart music though, just not from this decade.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2007, 11:21:23 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on June 25, 2007, 10:45:03 PM

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2007, 12:20:53 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:39:08 PM

the beatles turn people in music-hating hippie feggits, mupepe. have you ever known anyone cool who liked the beatles, that wasn't a dirty smelly hippie poser? look at what beatles fandom did to malek! he coulda been snaggin' poon with all the cool kids who listened to foghat, or even playing d&d in some filthy basement apartment with the kids who liked rush, but instead he moped around listening to paul mccartney's quasi-menstrual lyrics and the aimless feel-good noodling that comprised the rest of the beatles' efforts! where did that get him? not out of canuckistan, that's for sure!

oh wait, you made fun of me. :'(

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 25, 2007, 10:39:08 PM

also, fuck evilbore: i create an awesome thread about michael behe's academic humiliation, and this is the shit thread you respond to? fuck you!

when hasn't Behe been owned?

Ichirou · « **Reply #25 on:** June 26, 2007, 12:30:28 AM »

I think I know what this thread is in reference to.

Mondain · « **Reply #26 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:03:28 AM »

nothing is more displeasing than listening to the Beatles's music even for a few seconds, other than physical pain and discomfort

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:04:59 AM »

I like yesterday and I want to hold your hand.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:07:31 AM »

Hating the Beatles is the most confusing shit I've ever read this side of fucking am nintenho's black hole mind blowing threads. How is it possible to have taste this weird?

Vizzys · « **Reply #29 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:12:55 AM »

TEH INTERNET IS DIFFERENT

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #30 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:15:55 AM »

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fucking am nintenho's black hole

oh god why did i post this

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #31 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:16:56 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 26, 2007, 01:15:55 AM

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fucking am nintenho's black hole

oh god why did i post this

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #32 on:** June 26, 2007, 01:18:24 AM »

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** June 26, 2007, 03:17:43 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 26, 2007, 01:15:55 AM

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fucking am nintenho's black hole

oh god why did i post this

i blame the avatar

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 26, 2007, 03:22:49 AM »

Drinky, I am going to make sure I burn a copy of Sweet Movie, slap a Finding Nemo label on it, and do a lil' switcheroo the next time I am at your place.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #35 on:** June 26, 2007, 04:05:20 AM »

I can't imagine someone objectively hating the entirety of the Beatles' catalogue.

Those who claim to, what music do you like?

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Author Topic: i caught my daughter listening to the beatles... (Read 2156 times)