i realized two things today...

[Mupepe]

i'm just terrible at sustaining relationships.  that's my problem.  need to work on that.

and i throw out more gay subtext when i'm single

[Flannel Boy]

I realized 69 things today and I want to show you all 69. 

[Mupepe]

omg omg omg omg   

[Mandark]

Subtext be damned, that's gay supertext.

[Flannel Boy]

Subtext be damned, that's gay supertext.

I'm not subtle, I'm just trying to grope in the Mandark... I mean dark.

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Nah, I meant Mandark 

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[Mupepe]

i already had mandark.  remember my thread a long time ago?

[futami]

why do you guys...and not just here, as it's evident on gaf and others forums..

why do you all care so much about maintaining relationships.

it's really pathetic..

and that's probably why you suck at relationships..

you just come across as pathetically desperate.

[Mandark]

If I'm going to keep posting at this forum, I'm going to need a chastity belt.

Think Boogie will sell me his for cheap?

[Mupepe]

why do you guys...and not just here, as it's evident on gaf and others forums..

why do you all care so much about maintaining relationships.

it's really pathetic..

and that's probably why you suck at relationships..

you just come across as pathetically desperate.

I don't care about it THAT much.  If I did, I would have realized that was problem a long time ago.

If I'm going to keep posting at this forum, I'm going to need a chastity belt.

Think Boogie will sell me his for cheap?

It's probably rusty now and slimy.

[Saint Cornelius]

why do u care, fufu?

[Madrun Badrun]

At least you get a relationship to maintain mups!

why do you guys...and not just here, as it's evident on gaf and others forums..

why do you all care so much about maintaining relationships.

it's really pathetic..

and that's probably why you suck at relationships..

you just come across as pathetically desperate.

why do you guys...and not just you, as it's evident in other rejects and morons

why do you all care so much about breathing.

it's really pathetic..

and that's probably why you suck at life..

you just come across as pathetically stupid.

[Vizzys]

its not worth arguing with futami, everyone is below him, his words are final.

[Flannel Boy]

If I'm going to keep posting at this forum, I'm going to need a chastity belt.

Think Boogie will sell me his for cheap?

So, you like to use belts, eh?

I didn't know that Boogie was done with his. I mean, yeah, he has a gf. But I think he likes roundhouse kicks more than he likes rounding third.

[Fresh Prince]

Not everybody has such a long lasting and meaningful relationship with their mother as you do futami 

[Flannel Boy]

Not everybody has such a long lasting and meaningful relationship with their mother as you do futami 

Well, my relationship with his mother has lasted pretty long too.

[etiolate]

why do you all care so much about maintaining relationships.

Because it's what grown men do.


Anyways MUPEPE, open a gay bar for all your gay subtext and then take home all the cigarillo hags you want.

[futami]

Not everybody has such a long lasting and meaningful relationship with their mother as you do futami 

it's not about having a meaningful relationship with one's mother, though that's certainly an enviable bond one should hope to forge.

it's about not being a craven lapdog for pussy.

maybe it's because i don't encounter much of a challenge pursuing it.

i don't know.

but some of you come across as if you'd turn into a pile of pudding if a beautiful female looked your way.

[futami]

how many ladies you have pounding on your door each night just dying for a long term relationship Fu?

1? 2? 10? 50? ... 0?

there're countless females i could have formed a long term relationship with.

it's not something, at 30 years old, i'm interested in.

i like variety, and i like the fact that girls think i'm hot.

it makes the act of getting laid not much of a chore.

there's only been one woman in my life that i've ever felt "love" for.

she and i aren't on speaking terms, and i'm fine with that.

etiolate, get the fuck out of here with that "grown men" spiel.

grown men go after what they want.

and that's exactly what i do.

[drozmight]

I've passed up many an opportunity because I didn't realize it was there at the time.

The next day one of my friends would say, "That chick wanted your nuts... bad," and I'd say, "Really? FUCK!"

[tiesto]

This sucks, I'm having another dry spell myself. Go on one or two dates, then I just get the hint they're not really interested. Find new girls to hang out with, and the cycle continues. Gonna hang out with some Korean FOB who goes to Stony Brook this weekend - first time on a date with an Asian believe it or not

[Fresh Prince]

I've passed up many an opportunity because I didn't realize it was there at the time.

The next day one of my friends would say, "That chick wanted your nuts... bad," and I'd say, "Really? FUCK!"

Or jeans?

[Cheebs]

how many ladies you have pounding on your door each night just dying for a long term relationship Fu?

1? 2? 10? 50? ... 0?

there're countless females i could have formed a long term relationship with.

it's not something, at 30 years old, i'm interested in.

i like variety, and i like the fact that girls think i'm hot.

it makes the act of getting laid not much of a chore.

there's only been one woman in my life that i've ever felt "love" for.

she and i aren't on speaking terms, and i'm fine with that.

etiolate, get the fuck out of here with that "grown men" spiel.

grown men go after what they want.

and that's exactly what i do.

You are 30. Unless you start going for younger and younger women you won't find any single women anymore who just want to sleep around. At 30...guess what people tend to be getting into relationships that lead to marriage and children! Imagine that.

[balikeye]

how many ladies you have pounding on your door each night just dying for a long term relationship Fu?

1? 2? 10? 50? ... 0?

there're countless females i could have formed a long term relationship with.

it's not something, at 30 years old, i'm interested in.

i like variety, and i like the fact that girls think i'm hot.

it makes the act of getting laid not much of a chore.

there's only been one woman in my life that i've ever felt "love" for.

she and i aren't on speaking terms, and i'm fine with that.

etiolate, get the fuck out of here with that "grown men" spiel.

grown men go after what they want.

and that's exactly what i do.

You are 30. Unless you start going for younger and younger women you won't find any single women anymore who just want to sleep around. At 30...guess what people tend to be getting into relationships that lead to marriage and children! Imagine that.

I really don't want to come off as defending Futami...but, Cheebs how many bars do you go to? Just go out any Thursday through Saturday night. Cougars to be had just about any bar you wander in. There are plenty of skanky women every weekend in their 30's looking for a good time. Most are dee-vorced (sometimes stilled married) moms who are wanting their college years back. Besides, if Futami is really strutting around in 600 buck jeans. I don't doubt at all that he can find naive twenty somethings that eat that kind of shit up.

[futami]

This sucks, I'm having another dry spell myself. Go on one or two dates, then I just get the hint they're not really interested. Find new girls to hang out with, and the cycle continues. Gonna hang out with some Korean FOB who goes to Stony Brook this weekend - first time on a date with an Asian believe it or not

i wouldn't go on dates.

see if they're attracted to you.

if so, talk to them on the phone a couple times -- or, you could text them.

eventually, make it so you can come over and watch a movie. tell you're picking some food up, too.

after that, you're in.

don't spend any money on a date until after you know you can hit it.

[futami]

how many ladies you have pounding on your door each night just dying for a long term relationship Fu?

1? 2? 10? 50? ... 0?

there're countless females i could have formed a long term relationship with.

it's not something, at 30 years old, i'm interested in.

i like variety, and i like the fact that girls think i'm hot.

it makes the act of getting laid not much of a chore.

there's only been one woman in my life that i've ever felt "love" for.

she and i aren't on speaking terms, and i'm fine with that.

etiolate, get the fuck out of here with that "grown men" spiel.

grown men go after what they want.

and that's exactly what i do.

You are 30. Unless you start going for younger and younger women you won't find any single women anymore who just want to sleep around. At 30...guess what people tend to be getting into relationships that lead to marriage and children! Imagine that.

i don't know any females between the age of 25-34 who're trying to get married.

females are changing, man, becoming less dependent on the idea of settling down by a certain age.

they're focused on their careers, and just want to hook up with various guys while doing so.

at 30, i still fuck with females as young as 20.

i don't look 30, and a lot of females like being with an older man.

[tiesto]

This sucks, I'm having another dry spell myself. Go on one or two dates, then I just get the hint they're not really interested. Find new girls to hang out with, and the cycle continues. Gonna hang out with some Korean FOB who goes to Stony Brook this weekend - first time on a date with an Asian believe it or not

i wouldn't go on dates.

see if they're attracted to you.

if so, talk to them on the phone a couple times -- or, you could text them.

eventually, make it so you can come over and watch a movie. tell you're picking some food up, too.

after that, you're in.

don't spend any money on a date until after you know you can hit it.

Interesting... I usually save the "going over and watching a movie" till the 2nd or 3rd date... I meet most of the girls I talk to online (I work at an engineering company where all the single girls are weird, bars on LI suck and 99.9% of the girls I meet in the city are from like Jersey or further abroad), so I feel that they'd probably want to meet in a "neutral" area like a coffee house or restaurant, before inviting me over or something. But if they invite me over I know I am definitely in... I am guessing the girls who write back to me on the dating sites *ARE* attracted to me (I have some pics up) physically, 'cause I can get them to hang out... but its just after the first date a lot of them just don't seem terribly interested. I think I have too much of a "safe" personality, and I am fairly reserved (but not shy). A couple of girls are into that but they are few and far between...

[futami]

i don't trust females online.

too many pretenders like saint cornelius.

[CajoleJuice]

I realized for the umpteenth time today that I suck with chicks.

[bud]

I realized for the umpteenth time today that I suck with chicks.

dude, all it takes is one night of clubbing.

[futami]

I realized for the umpteenth time today that I suck with chicks.

it's not that you suck with chicks.

you suck with chicks out of your league.

there's a difference.

any man can score.

even the ugliest man.

[Saint Cornelius]

i don't trust females online.

too many pretenders like saint cornelius.

it's so hilarious the way my name stays on your fingertips, you fucking fraud

[tiesto]

I realized for the umpteenth time today that I suck with chicks.

it's not that you suck with chicks.

you suck with chicks out of your league.

there's a difference.

any man can score.

even the ugliest man.

How do you know what's out of your league and not? I've gotten some rather attractive girls to sleep with me, but some kinda plain girls don't wanna see me after the first date.

[futami]

I realized for the umpteenth time today that I suck with chicks.

it's not that you suck with chicks.

you suck with chicks out of your league.

there's a difference.

any man can score.

even the ugliest man.

How do you know what's out of your league and not? I've gotten some rather attractive girls to sleep with me, but some kinda plain girls don't wanna see me after the first date.

well, as is the case with some guys, many "plain" girls think they can score a man who they perceive to be of a higher grade.

i don't mean that as an insult.

but some girls see a tobey maguire and pass on him, thinking they can score a george clooney.

if you get my drift..

[Saint Cornelius]

i'm willing to bet that the only things that have touched futami's penis are his palm and various lunch meats

[futami]

i'm willing to bet that the only things that have touched futami's penis are his palm and various lunch meats

stop projecting your pitiable lack of a sex life on me.

[etiolate]

At 30 you're hitting up the bar hags that cough up TB after whispering "im soooo druuuunkme" in your ear.

Grown men can handle a real relationship.

[Mupepe]

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/kelly%2Bclarkson/video/x1ferm_kelly-clarkson-behind-these-hazels

[futami]

At 30 you're hitting up the bar hags that cough up TB after whispering "im soooo druuuunkme" in your ear.

Grown men can handle a real relationship.

i've "dated" lawyers, doctors, dancers (actual dancers -- not strippers), librarians, etc.

your narrow idea of the type of female that frequents a lounge/bar/club says much about your experience.

also, being grown doesn't mean one HAS to enter into a committed relationship.

what if one simply does not feel like doing so?

[Saint Cornelius]

nicca please. the only things you've dated are hoodrats with a few forties in 'em.

[Madrun Badrun]

nicca please. the only things you've dated are hoodrats with a few forties in 'em.

[futami]

he's obsessed.

[Ichirou]

  at this thread.