someone teach me how to approach chicks itt

[ananus]

long story short, there's this chick i share some classes with who i'd like to approach. classes are supposed to end 11 am, but the teacher is finishing them earlier, which gives me an opportunity window.

back in highschool, i'd just sit in class near a chick and then grab her attention with some prank, get her to laugh or smile, and work my way from there. but now i couldn't think of anything appropriate along these lines.

i just want to break the ice, really. i have an idea or two, which i'll post later depending on the replies i get. tia

[Cheebs]

how old are you though? Is this college or high school?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

You:How much does a polar bear weight?
Her:I'm a girl I don't know.
You:Enough to break to the ice.

She'll be all over you after that.

[ananus]

tis college, i'm 19 and she's one semester ahead of me.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

"Let's say we go home and I eat your pussy"

[MrAngryFace]

Walk up to her after class and say:

"I was wondering if you would like to grab a bite to eat/get some coffee"

If she says no and nothing afterwards bail out. If she says no and offers to do it some other time stay the course. If you persist on a simple no you will end up with a 'pity lunch' which flat-spins into the Friend Zone.

[Robo]

Jump out and prank her to death.  To death with a tire iron!

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Walk up to her after class and say:

"I was wondering if you would like to grab a bite to eat/get some coffee"

If she says no and nothing afterwards bail out. If she says no and offers to do it some other time stay the course. If you persist on a simple no you will end up with a 'pity lunch' which flat-spins into the Friend Zone.

WTF don't give good advice.

[futami]

er, i wouldn't ask her out for coffee or a bite to eat.

too forward.

tell your friends are throwing a party, asking her if she and her girls want to come.

but don't make it seem as if you're asking her to come for the sole purpose of seeing you.

tell her that you guys are trying to get as many girls there as possible, adding that you don't want to be around a ton of dudes.

even if she responds in the negative, she'll figure you're someone cool, a guy who throws parties and probably scores a lot.

[Tauntaun]

here's a foolproof plan:

1. Ask her if she'd like to go out sometime.  If she says yes, great, if no see Step 2.
2. Punch her in the eye. Repeat Step 1.  If this is the second time using Step 2 see Step 3.
3. Destroy her baby maker with the "FIST OF FURY" then pee on her and walk out of the classroom laughing.

[ananus]

i don't think asking for lunch would work. not just because it's too straightfoward, but a friend of mine told me he had seen her on the university restaurant with 2 friends, and i doubt she'd go with me instead of going with them.

as for telling her about a party, i don't think it's a good idea either. my friends ain't throwing no partie. also, it isn't an everyday solution.

junpei's suggestion is definitely something i could say, but it's gimmicky.

the other suggestions are appreciated, but not helpful.

[Robo]

My suggestion is good.  I mean, what's not to understand?!  She's a Stiffly Stifferson... so you stick it to 'er! Whammy!! Whammy, wowee, zowee!  You just been pranked!

[AdmiralViscen]

er, i wouldn't ask her out for coffee or a bite to eat.

too forward.

tell your friends are throwing a party, asking her if she and her girls want to come.

but don't make it seem as if you're asking her to come for the sole purpose of seeing you.

tell her that you guys are trying to get as many girls there as possible, adding that you don't want to be around a ton of dudes.

even if she responds in the negative, she'll figure you're someone cool, a guy who throws parties and probably scores a lot.

Yea, it's too weird to ask her out to eat before you've ever spoken.

I met my girlfriend on campus. I'd seen her a few times, but we had no classes in common or anything (and I had a girlfriend already) so there wasn't much I could do to talk to her. A week after I dumped my g/f, I saw the girl (my current g/f) sitting with someone I sorta knew, so I took the opportunity to sit down and talk to her. Then when I saw her the next day, I asked her out to lunch.

Find some entry point, whether it's a party, sharing notes, studying together, looking out for her sitting with someone you know, something to start off with. If you ask her out to eat when you've never heard her voice it's obvious what you're basing it on.

Unless it's a class with debate going on, and she talks? Then lunch could be about what she has to say. Or you could get involved in a debate she's in and then tell her you'd like to talk more after class is over. I dunno if your school has cool shit like that going on.

[Saint Cornelius]

Hit that bitch with a club and drag her back to your cave.

[Van Cruncheon]

say "LET US BREED" then grab her hips and say "YES THIS WILL BE A FITTING WOMB FOR MY SONS" and then penetrate her in the fashion of Genghis Khan, face down in the dirt. she will thank you when she gives birth to the DREAD PRINCE-KING OF ANANUSISTAN and he, along with his 23 cruel brothers who are known as THE DREAD HOUNDS OF EVILBORE, begin their thousand-year reign of terror over  what was once called America.

[MrAngryFace]

Getting to know them before expressing your true intent is a quick path down the friend zone.

[AdmiralViscen]

Getting to know them before expressing your true intent is a quick path down the friend zone.

Are you talking to me? Having some kind of contact or knowledge of each other before trying to get her to sit with you for 45 minutes isn't exactly going too far.

I've been dating my girlfriend for 2.5 years, it seems to have worked.

[CajoleJuice]

Come observe me and do the complete fucking opposite. God fucking damn it.

[Robo]

[The Fake Shemp]

 

[brawndolicious]

I really hate these types of threads so I'll just suggest you say hello.

if you say hello, then you'll have to have a conversation ASSUMING that you can say hello and that's what you want.

[The Fake Shemp]

Unless you look like am nintenho, then do not approach or say HELLO but wait until your rich and then women will overlook your general creepiness.

[CajoleJuice]

Can someone shoot me in the face please?

[bud]

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Can someone shoot me in the face please?

Do you have a picture of your self?

[AdmiralViscen]

CajoleJuice, do you need help?

[MrAngryFace]

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lol AP

[demi]

She is not worth the hassle, why can't you settle for a nice bear?

[BobbyRobby]

I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.

[brawndolicious]

you also have to throw a party.

did he even go to college?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Are you suggesting that my suggestion doesn't work?!?!?!




[/steal]

[CajoleJuice]

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lol AP

 

[AdmiralViscen]

I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.

Word. Though that was my advice.

[BobbyRobby]

I don't even try to pick up girls in class.  I can't do small talk.  If I see a girl I remember from class outside of class, like at a party or a bar, I'll use the fact we were in class as a excuse to talk to them, but that's it.

I like futami's advice best, but you have to present yourself a certain way to pull it off.  If you want to ask her out to lunch, get to know her in class beforehand.

Word. Though that was my advice.

 

It totally was.  can't believe i missed that

[Junpei the Tracer!]

Come on Cajole I'll hook you up over craigslist.

CRAIGSLIST.

[CajoleJuice]

No. Fuck no.

I don't have a recent photo (without the beard) anyhow.

[Mupepe]

No. Fuck no.

I don't have a recent photo (without the beard) anyhow.

babysitting       TEXT MESSAGE ME MY AIM IS BEING GAY AND WON'T LOG ON

[ananus]

there aren't class debates here, and even if there were i doubt her or even i would participate. the same friend who told me about her lunch routine offered to set us up, but i don't like that kinda thing and i doubt he'd do a good job anyway. he does get more than me tho.

i'm not against the idea of walking up to her and saying hello. but it feels unnatural to me. i'll probably end up doing it if there's nothing left to do. i still won't like it tho ;/

as for asking her out so soon, i'm not completely opposed to the idea, but it depends on how she reacts in our first conversation and if i think can improve it or not on the ones that may follow. still, i doubt having that as the first thing said to her would do me any good.

[abrader]

There are so many variables involved that need to be known to design the best strategy.....

Are you sexxy to the ladies and you know it? Bold cocky? Shy introverted?

Have no fear - no matter what type you are there is a way!

Tell us a little about yourself, and Ill help you SET UP THE BOMB

[Yeti]

Just be like "Hey, I'm having trouble understanding some of the stuff we've gone over in class this week. You seem to know what you're doing, would you mind helping me out? I'll even buy you lunch."

a quick question though, does she even know you exist, or is this one of those things where you pine away from her from afar?

[ananus]

i wasn't pining her from afar or whatever. i saw her alone on the corridors a couple of times after class, she was smiling and i thought i'd do something about it, but i ended up ckickening out both times.

i guess i'll just man up and try "hello". dammit.