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MyNameIsMethodis

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I have a ....problem.
« on: June 27, 2007, 12:54:39 PM »
I'm going to be using some harsh language about the female genitalia, so if you don't like those words don't read.

I have a problem, and it's a serious problem for my sex life. It all started when I was with my first girlfriend. We got to the age of her finally able to be able to go down on me. It was great and I loved it. I always wondered "man she does this for me, wish there was soemthing I could do for her" so I jokingly asked her that. She said that I could ...eat her out. Now, I've never done this act before so it was scary for me. She undresses and I fondle her a little bit when she pushes my head down towards her...area. Now, I'm a man. I'm not gay (atleast i think) and I'm so manly that I masterbate infront of my living room window. Anywho, as I get closer to ground zero, I get sick to my stomache. I learned that I don't like pussy to be near my head at all. I can't stand looking at it, and let alone i'd never ever put my toungue in that old clap trap. No, not the cabin. Anyways It's almost go time when all of a sudden I freak out and say "I can't do this." Regardless to say, she breaks up with me and i'm BJ less. Now I go back to porn and learn that no matter what I can't stomache vagina. I can't watch lesbian porn or solo porn. My porn MUST have a dick in it and that dick must be penetrating the vagina or in teh girls mouth. If the camera pans down to her playing with herself, or him playing with her, or the penis insertion, I cfan't stomache it and I have to fast forward. Needless to say it makes porno very short and the things I can stomache are doggy style, anal, and cum on the mouth or body. It seems so non-manly. I can't watch lesbian porno :(. Anyways, after a couple more girlfriends it always gets to that point when I have to go down on her and I just can't do it. I can penetrate it (and do it well I do) but I just can't....:(. All my relationships end early and it sucks because I can't stomache it :( I feel so ashamed. I need help guys. Please help me to get over this fear :( This is worse then my fear of butterflys :( Please help me keep a girl evilbore :(
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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 12:58:20 PM »
Pluto this distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 12:59:36 PM »
Help me though :(
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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 01:12:09 PM »
Shut up.
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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 01:18:19 PM »
you like dick in your porn

you fear vaginas

i think the answer is 100% obvious here

plz contact tvc for assistance in this matter; he is still taking resumes
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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 01:22:09 PM »
I don't fear them, I think i'm intimidated, or just hate the look. It's weird.
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 01:27:29 PM »
Meet your worst fear:

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove

I have two vaginas. I'd had a number of routine pelvic exams with my old doctor, but she never discovered it. My new gyno, however, discovered my "atypical anatomy" right away last week. The anatomical specifics are irrelevant to my question—everything is fully functioning, sex isn't painful, and everything externally looks completely normal.

I'm a straight girl in my early 20s and I've only had one sex partner. Sex was great, and only occasionally did I have to take the guy's dick and redirect him to the "better" vagina. We were each other's firsts—at the time I figured the occasional readjustment was par for the course. I didn't find out about my two vaginas (sounds like a sitcom) until after the relationship ended.

My question: Is this something I need to reveal to new partners before sex? After? Ever?

Very Abnormal Girl

 
The anatomical specifics may not be relevant to your question, VAG, but I'm going to cover them for the sake of readers whose heads are exploding: VAG has what's called a "didelphic uterus." A female's reproductive bits develop in utero when two tubes, the Müllerian ducts, fuse together to form a unitary uterus. If those ducts fail to fuse during fetal development, a woman can wind up with two of everything—two vaginas, two cervices, two uteruses. A didelphic uterus isn't life threatening, but it can complicate pregnancy for obvious reasons.

Okay, VAG, on to your question: Are you obligated to disclose? Seeing as your condition went undetected by your first gynecologist (Dr. Magoo, I presume?), unnoticed by your first boyfriend, and places your future sex partners at no risk of physical or emotional trauma, you're under no obligation.

However, just because you're under no obligation to disclose, VAG, doesn't mean you shouldn't. This isn't something a guy wants to hear when he's down on one knee with a ring in his hand. ("Yes, honey, yes! And I have two vaginas.") But disclose too soon—before your first sexual encounter—and you risk scaring a guy off; disclose too late—after you've been having sex for a while—and you risk humiliating a guy, e.g., most men like to think they would notice that the woman they're sleeping with has two vaginas. Even if, of course, most guys wouldn't.

What you need is a rule of thumb: If I had two vaginas, I would disclose at month three. But I don't have two vaginas, VAG, you do, and you'll have to pick the time that feels right for you.


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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 01:31:52 PM »
guys with 2 dicks look hilarious. one of them is like a pinkie compared to the other one, lol.
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 01:35:05 PM »
Having two vaginas would rock on a gf that way I can penetrate one and have my best fried do the other!
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« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 10:01:56 PM »
Having two vaginas would rock on a gf that way I can penetrate one and have my best fried do the other!

Make sure you and your best friend's balls are touching. I think you might like that. A lot.

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« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2007, 10:12:23 PM »
This thread is weird. 

Having two vaginas would rock on a gf that way I can penetrate one and have my best fried do the other!

Make sure you and your best friend's balls are touching. I think you might like that. A lot.
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« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2007, 10:16:07 PM »
fear of butterflys?

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« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2007, 10:35:04 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 02:46:24 AM »
Oral sex is not something I'm disgusted to do with a clean girl, but I am terrible at it.  I've only done it twice.  I know it's something I need to practice, but it's not something you can practice on a drunk slut.

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« Reply #14 on: June 28, 2007, 06:16:22 AM »
"I'm a man. I'm not gay (atleast i think) and I'm so manly that I masterbate infront of my living room window."

That is the greatest assembly of letters formulated into a sentence since ever. God this guy is like a literary prodigy.

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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #15 on: June 28, 2007, 06:18:56 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: June 28, 2007, 06:45:31 AM »
That is a big problem.
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Tauntaun

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« Reply #17 on: June 28, 2007, 11:10:19 AM »
Here's a diagram to help you out with that problem romeo  :-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)


OMGZ IT'S A BUTTERFLY RUN!!
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Re: I have a ....problem.
« Reply #18 on: June 28, 2007, 11:11:56 AM »
There's a photoshop out on the net called 'Wall of Vaginas' and im just gonna say, Vaginas without context are gross.
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« Reply #19 on: June 28, 2007, 11:15:55 AM »
There's a photoshop out on the net called 'Wall of Vaginas' and im just gonna say, Vaginas without context are gross.

 :lol :lol
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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2007, 02:26:20 PM »
I hate you guys :( Especially the big butterfly picture :(
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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2007, 04:18:58 PM »
I hate you guys :( Especially the big butterfly picture :(

butterflies are your friend  :-*
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