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The Fake Shemp

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Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« on: June 27, 2007, 05:42:47 PM »
There is a mini-game, I shit you not, where you have to make a motion with the Wii-mote as if you were jerkin' it to Monica Bellucci.  The in-game characters are all shaking soda bottles, so the person that jerks it the fastest wins, as the liquid sprays into the air.  The person whose liquid squirts up the farthest wins.

Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Also, no surprise, but Homemade Milk beat me in a landslide.
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jiji

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 05:54:36 PM »


Man. No words.
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hyp

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 06:00:31 PM »
this is a good mini-game to find a potential girlfriend. (boyfriend if you swing that way)
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 06:11:23 PM »
Yeah we played this the other day and I won pretty easily
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Robo

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 06:13:39 PM »
TEST YOUR MIGHT
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Himu

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 06:14:19 PM »
:lol :lol :lol
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 06:14:38 PM »
[youtube=425,350]U8x4Px3OwPo[/youtube]

Footage of it in action!
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Himu

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 06:17:13 PM »
:rofl
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 06:41:31 PM »
peach has that good rhythm going. 

Beezy

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2007, 10:27:59 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

Yeti

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2007, 01:52:40 AM »
no surprise Peach and Toadette didn't do very well.  :lol
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #11 on: June 28, 2007, 01:44:46 PM »
thats hilarious
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The Sceneman

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #12 on: June 28, 2007, 04:24:08 PM »
Im going to buy this game now
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hyp

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2007, 07:22:52 PM »
my wife beat me at this mini game last night.  i was a proud, proud man.  ;)
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2007, 06:28:06 PM »
Is this game fun for a group of friends or not? My friend (non-Wii owner) has been nagging me to buy it. Is it good with 4 people? Better or worse than 6/7?

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #15 on: June 30, 2007, 06:46:30 PM »
I think with four folks, Mario Party is pretty fun, actually.  You could do a lot worse.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #16 on: June 30, 2007, 06:48:28 PM »
Wiimote is implemented well enough?

I just realized that swapping off controllers wouldn't work during minigames, so I'd need to buy two more... fuck it.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Mario Party is a masturbation simulator
« Reply #17 on: June 30, 2007, 06:50:56 PM »
The Wii-mote lends itself to party mini-games pretty well. That pretty much seems to be its sole function at this point.
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