Imagine a McAfee cabinet meeting. Guns on the table, whores snorting cocaine in the background, CNN trying to make sense of it all.
Sure, the Trump admin had on average one official fired every week. But with McAfee you'd see people dying on the job.
"The secretary of defense... is no longer with us today"
"You think I'm afraid of Iran? I will go there and fuck every security guard at the palace. Then I will shoot their leader in the dick and demand that he gives up his nuclear weapons."
"President Xi and I will both drink 20 bottles of Vodka. The one that stands after this, will submit to the trade terms of the other"
"I don't think you can truely call anyone your friend or ally unless you experienced an orgy and coke binge together. So at the G8 me and Merkel...."
"I met with President Putin in Helsinki. I'm sad to report that he did not survive our meeting."