GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!)

[MrAngryFace]

I SAID drop it, this thread isnt for your distinguished mentally-challenged fellow-offs.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Okay, after re-reading the last few posts, I'm convinced that am nintenho is, in fact, mentally distinguished mentally-challenged.

[brawndolicious]

which is why you're still in diapers.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

You see what I mean?

[brawndolicious]

I'm trying to think of something funny to say but I don't like to making fun of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Exhibit C:

I'm trying to think of something funny to say but I don't like to making fun of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

[brawndolicious]

...

[MrAngryFace]

Am Nintenho's on a 24 hour break lol. Back to the gaf talk.

[Phoenix Dark]

There comes a point where the mature and smart thing to do is drop the subject and walk away.

[Beezy]

Exhibit C:

I'm trying to think of something funny to say but I don't like to making fun of distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

 

[APF]

The point being, you want the government to be heavily-involved in your sex life.

I said that they shouldn't lie back while 14 year olds get pregnant, do you have a problem with that?

Yes.

BTW: I would have responded to this yesterday, but somewhat ironically I spent the night in a luxury hotel making love to an old friend from *gasp* High School.

[FlameOfCallandor]

The point being, you want the government to be heavily-involved in your sex life.

I said that they shouldn't lie back while 14 year olds get pregnant, do you have a problem with that?

Yes.

BTW: I would have responded to this yesterday, but somewhat ironically I spent the night in a luxury hotel making love to an old friend from *gasp* High School.

Really!!!
 

[Phoenix Dark]

The point being, you want the government to be heavily-involved in your sex life.

I said that they shouldn't lie back while 14 year olds get pregnant, do you have a problem with that?

Yes.

BTW: I would have responded to this yesterday, but somewhat ironically I spent the night in a luxury hotel making love to an old friend from *gasp* High School.

Did you use a condom?

Don't make me call the Department of Health on you

[Mupepe]

the other side wants us to be as flamboyant as can be with our sexuality which makes children think it's okay to be sexual at such a young age. 

uh, what side would that be? There's two sides, sure, but they are:

1. People who think kids will avoid or reduce having sex if we pretend it's a taboo and don't talk about it, or even worse, punish it. Christians, paranoiacs, and resentful adults populate this category.
2. People who accept that kids are gonna make fuck no matter what because they're wired to do so, and want them to do it armed with enough information to at least attempt to make informed decisions. Rational and secure folks populate this category.

I'm talking about extreme sides, baby boo.  Of course there are sane people who are in between.  But sadly, they're not running our country and making our laws.

[APF]

Did you use a condom?

Don't make me call the Department of Health on you

Nope; i werent edgeukated in no kondoms

[MrAngryFace]

SO HOW BOUT THAT GAF! Start a new thread for all this other talk lol.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

WTF, this isn't the sex ed thread... o_O

[APF]

Why hasn't Slurpy been banned or "modded" yet?

[BlueTsunami]

Why hasn't Slurpy been plutoed or "modded" yet?

He should have been ever since that thread about "Israel retaliating against Hamas for taking their soldiers by attack Lebanon" thread. He was personally attacking everyone. The dudes extremely abrasive.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=138105

lol double standards.

People who spend thousands of dollars on videogames and are willing to spend $600 on a fucking phone have no business judging over people's spending habits

[BlueTsunami]

To be fair PD, that $600 Phone has more functions than a $2000 designer bag

[Phoenix Dark]

To be fair PD, that $600 Phone has more functions than a $2000 designer bag

True. But it's still a phone

[BlueTsunami]

To be fair PD, that $600 Phone has more functions than a $2000 designer bag

True. But it's still a phone

I would never buy it since its out of my price bracket. I mean, it costs as much as a fucken PS3. It does a whole lotta shit for a phone though.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

This is why you'll never have sex, PD.  That phone = blowjobs from attractive young women.  Gotta pay to play, son.

[BlueTsunami]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

Most of the shit on my PSP I use daily. Though, riding the Train in and out from work made a perfect scenario were I could use it all the time.

The iPhone acts as an MP3 Player, Video Player and a Cell Phone. 3 Things that can be utilized a lot if your into watching Shows, Listening to music and have a need to have your Cellphone on you all the time. This also has the added benefit of cutting down on electronics you need to carry around.

Its not like its being marketed to everyone (like you and me), there IS a market for this thing

[AdmiralViscen]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

Most of the shit on my PSP I use daily. Though, riding the Train in and out from work made a perfect scenario were I could use it all the time.

The iPhone acts as an MP3 Player, Video Player and a Cell Phone. 3 Things that can be utilized a lot if your into watching Shows, Listening to music and have a need to have your Cellphone on you all the time. This also has the added benefit of cutting down on electronics you need to carry around.

Its not like its being marketed to everyone (like you and me), there IS a market for this thing

There are cheaper phones that play MP3s and watch movies, are there not?

[MrAngryFace]

I love my PSP but honestly the only console I use all the features on is the 360.

-Games (including xbla)
-DVDs
-Online Chat
-Streaming Video
-Streaming Music

Maybe someday ill dl the TV shows, and once they get the Tivo like options up and running for 360 ill start doing that opposed to the itunes..that is assuming they get a better list of shows to dl lol.

Seriously tho, X360 has a DECENT library filled with a few gems, but god damn if I didnt own it my entertainment center would be booooring.

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

Most of the shit on my PSP I use daily. Though, riding the Train in and out from work made a perfect scenario were I could use it all the time.

The iPhone acts as an MP3 Player, Video Player and a Cell Phone. 3 Things that can be utilized a lot if your into watching Shows, Listening to music and have a need to have your Cellphone on you all the time. This also has the added benefit of cutting down on electronics you need to carry around.

Its not like its being marketed to everyone (like you and me), there IS a market for this thing

There are already cheaper devices that do this. I'm not a fan of the PSP per se, but it has an amazing screen for movies and can play music. And considering how small cell phones are now, having one in your pocket certainly isn't a hassle anymore. You can get both for $300 total, half of what the iPhone is.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

The whole "BU BU BU LOOK AT THE FEATURES" excuse is getting old. Why pay $600 for the Apple name when you could get a similar device for less than half of what the iPhone costs?

So, what I'm trying to say is, PD > TVC.

[TVC15]

The whole "BU BU BU LOOK AT THE FEATURES" excuse is getting old. Why pay $600 for the Apple name when you could get a similar device for less than half of what the iPhone costs?

So, what I'm trying to say is, PD > TVC.

Because the iPhone will probably have a better interface, and a good interface has a lot to do with whether a person will use all the features or just the ones that aren't a pain in the ass to use?

So fuck off, Shake.  People are willing to pay a premium when it adds to the usability of a device, and Apple has a good rep in that area.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[Human Snorenado]

Plus the iPhone will be running OSX, which means all sorts of cool homebrew widgets and shit.

[Himu]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

This is why you'll never have sex, PD.  That phone = blowjobs from attractive young women.  Gotta pay to play, son.

If he learned the ropes, he'd realize all he'd have to do was take a chick on a date to a really really really fancy restaurant. She would have to put out!   

[Human Snorenado]

lollerskates at new thread title.  well played!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Fuck this thread title.

[Human Snorenado]

Shake, do we need to have another round of Dork Shake depreciation?  I'll make the thread!

[Phoenix Dark]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

This is why you'll never have sex, PD.  That phone = blowjobs from attractive young women.  Gotta pay to play, son.

If he learned the ropes, he'd realize all he'd have to do was take a chick on a date to a really really really fancy restaurant. She would have to put out!   

Olive Garden?

[Cheebs]

Yeah, a bunch of shit you don't need. I suppose there are consumer whores out there who need to check their email 24/7 or surf the net whlist they sit at red lights

This is why you'll never have sex, PD.  That phone = blowjobs from attractive young women.  Gotta pay to play, son.

If he learned the ropes, he'd realize all he'd have to do was take a chick on a date to a really really really fancy restaurant. She would have to put out!   

Olive Garden?

I forgot about that topic. Olive Garden is the McDonalds of "real" restaurants still to most people.

[Himu]

No, not Olive Garden distinguished black fellow. Olive Garden is good for a quick fix!

[Cheebs]

If the place is a chain, never ever take someone on a date there.

Olive Garden is fancy in the same way Red Lobster is fancy.

[Himu]

So? Red Lobster makes the best biscuits ever so you don't see me complaining. Shit. Food is food. To say "never" take a date to a place like Red Lobster is lol worthy. If you want to spend a lot of money on a woma every time you go out, that's fine by me.

[Phoenix Dark]

We have a nice Red Lobster in ypsi. Very classy, family oriented place.

I still don't understand why people rag on Olive Garden. People wear fancy clothes there, and the waiters wear fancy clothes. That's class

[Himu]

Cheebs is the type of guy who always spends a lot of money on women to impress them during dates, I bet he also volunteers to do their clothes.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well Cheebs looks like a rather handsome dude (no homo) so he's in a good position.

[Cheebs]

Well Cheebs looks like a rather handsome dude (no homo) so he's in a good position.

gay sex? 

[Himu]

I won't forgive Cheebs for hating on Red Lobster! Next thing you know he'll shit on Outback Steakhouse that son of a bitch

[Phoenix Dark]

When are you coming this way?

[Cheebs]

I like Outback Steakhouse.

[Phoenix Dark]

Never been

When are you coming this way? I'm loney

[Cheebs]

Buy some criterion dvd's first! The complete works of Kurosawa is a good starting place.

[Himu]

Fuck that PD. You can buy a hooker for that cash!

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm about to leave and buy 24 season one and some Portishead instead

Although if I see Brazil I'll cop it

[brawndolicious]

Outback's awesome, but don't take her to somewhere where everybody's younger then you (Olive Garden).

[Himu]

RENT GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES

[Cheebs]

Brazil is only $53.99 on amazon. 


Does anyone remember what the topic originally was about?

[Phoenix Dark]

Fuck that PD. You can buy a hooker for that cash!

I almost did. I was seriously considering this one chick until she emailed me back

hey sweetie, I do incalls and outcalls for $300 for an hour and a half, $280 for
an hour, and $125 for 30 mins......let me know!! I do anything and
everything....GFE, Greek, BBBJCIM, Multiples, DATY, .....I'm disease and drug
free, my time is unrushed, no clock watching, if we get carried away, so be it,
but no worries, i've been doing this a long time and love what I do, I aim to
please, so you'll come back for more.... . I always cam first then meet.....the
cam is only 5 bucks so don't worry, I have them REFUND it right back when I see
your in my chat, i gotta weed out the bad apples and protect myself, you know?
My incall location is very discreet and quiet. I also travel if you stay within
30 mins. I've been burned before ..some people have no intentions of paying and
some people dont want to cam because they have no money, and thats how i catch
them ..so this is what I do now...don't worry.....it takes 2 secs.....here's the
link to me
   
  http://www.webcams.com/a.php?r=1624&m=1stsexbomb&t=1&g=profile15
   
  I only do this with my FIRST TIME clients, then if you want to see me again,
you can just call me and make an appointment. I have a list of regulars and will
be happy to put you on it I'll be waiting for you there.....We will talk
about a time and place tonight...what to bring, etc...like i said..... my time
is unrushed, no clock watching, if we get carried away, so be it....I'm taking
appointments now...**Special for 1/15-1/16 $100 for 30 mins Outcall/Incall
Special!!**

Damn, it all sounded so good at first, then she started talking about the cam. WTF. I don't want to see you fingering yourself. That made me think it's a scam since it requires credit cards (which I don't have).

Oh well



damn

[Himu]

Does anyone remember what the topic originally was about?

about some crappy forum called neo gayming age forums

they're obviously beneath us

[brawndolicious]

iphone's sex appeal->Olive Garden's sex appeal->PD's whore search.

[Cheebs]

Buy Brazil. It's a STEAL