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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2820 on: March 16, 2018, 04:40:37 PM »
I prefer to classify it as playful ribbing/banter but okay.  :idont

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« Reply #2821 on: March 16, 2018, 04:42:08 PM »
Time for a dad joke.



"Did you just assume my gander!?"

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« Reply #2822 on: March 16, 2018, 04:44:01 PM »
To end problematic posts, Ree should just implement a multiple choice list of pre approved posts for people to choose from. Like dialogue in an rpg.
1. Wow
2. Is this the hill you want to die on
3. Pre order canceled
4. Nicca (option only available to certain members)

Cerium could allow more reply options for paying members.

They could just adapt this for the site: https://www.theverge.com/2018/2/14/17013292/google-reply-app-testing-android-smart-reply-sms-slack-facebook-twitter

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« Reply #2823 on: March 16, 2018, 04:46:16 PM »
"Find the tanning salon in Portland. Ask for the Dolezal setting. An esteemed movie critic awaits for you once you've finished. Greet him with the passcode 'Wakanda Forever'. .He will get you inside the group."

So what exactly is the humorous part of this joke? Tanning yourself, mimicking a really disrespectful crazy racist woman, pretending to be black? Or is that apparently the only thing you need to be "let inside the group" (which I assume the group is black people) is to say a phrase from a movie that's really popular with black people (and other races too), thereby implying that this group is shallow?

it's a joke about posting on Reee as though it was a dialogue tree RPG. My post s quest text.

Here's the Bore thread one:

POSTING OPTION FOR OUTSIDE FORUM TALK.

1. Reset Link
2. Nintards
3. Social Studies Warriors!
4. Fuck off etiolate
5. Quote a benji post to mock it (option only available to benjipwns)
6. Ted Danson (Option deleted in patch 1.6 as choice was doxxing crashing user games.)

:lol

Mine:

1. Gay innuendo
2. Drunken rant to nobody in particular about nothing in particular
3. False promise to create a Bore theme
4. Nintendo cocksucking
5. "I like Monster Hunter no matter which platform its on"

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« Reply #2824 on: March 16, 2018, 04:48:25 PM »
3. False promise to create a Bore theme
we could work on this together if demi let us but alas
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« Reply #2825 on: March 16, 2018, 04:50:16 PM »

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« Reply #2826 on: March 16, 2018, 04:59:04 PM »
That would be bourbon and melatonin.

Bourbon and melanin
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« Reply #2827 on: March 16, 2018, 05:02:34 PM »
I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

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« Reply #2828 on: March 16, 2018, 05:04:51 PM »
I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 :comeon
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« Reply #2829 on: March 16, 2018, 05:05:36 PM »
@Cream, what do you think of the LionPride unbanning situation. You seem good friends with him.

why do you think I'm "good friends" with LionPride?

Cuz you're both black trolololo

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« Reply #2830 on: March 16, 2018, 05:05:40 PM »
I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 :comeon

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny. Sorry that your incredibly well-thought out master comedy like "did you just assume my gender?!" and "lol black people wakanda reee" doesn't illicit a haha from me.

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« Reply #2831 on: March 16, 2018, 05:07:28 PM »
I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 :comeon

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny.
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« Reply #2832 on: March 16, 2018, 05:10:31 PM »
It's not about being funny, it's about biting social commentary :smug

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« Reply #2833 on: March 16, 2018, 05:12:08 PM »
Feel like a woman as you ravage someone with your throbbing fully erect penis brehs

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« Reply #2834 on: March 16, 2018, 05:14:13 PM »
Feel like a woman as you ravage someone with your throbbing fully erect penis brehs
not impossible
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« Reply #2835 on: March 16, 2018, 05:14:38 PM »
bad optics  :tauntaun

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« Reply #2836 on: March 16, 2018, 05:14:53 PM »
Most people when they encounter a site or forum or discussion they don't find entertaining, they leave

Like I'm sorry Cream I know you aren't a big fan of watching cartoon foxes eagerly giving blowjobs to each other but why do you keep running back to e621 every day
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« Reply #2837 on: March 16, 2018, 05:15:52 PM »
I dated a guy that called himself a "bodybuilder". He was muscular but not super ripped. He did work out a lot though. had a lot of stamina, but a really shit sense of humor so that didn't last long. like the most basic jokes would fly over his head and I would have to explain them to him.

Also he lied to me about going to college when he actually dropped out of high school.

 :comeon

Oh don't worry. I get every single joke you guys make. I just don't think they are funny. Sorry that your incredibly well-thought out master comedy like "did you just assume my gender?!" and "lol black people wakanda reee" doesn't illicit a haha from me.

pls dont lump me in with that shit :holeup
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« Reply #2838 on: March 16, 2018, 05:16:48 PM »
I'm not sure if I should explain that my joke said gander.

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« Reply #2839 on: March 16, 2018, 05:17:53 PM »
cream (seeing as i'm not totally ignored)

I feel bad that you don't get the in-joke.

It is a joke about forum posting as an RPG. The options/quest text are jokes about the way people post. The tanning thing is obviously Dolezal. What you may have missed is the bo bby ro berts thing. Bobbo would give us laughs. We had an emoji of his avatar. People noticed he would change the coloring of his photo of himself in his avatar to make him look blacker. He tries to talk street. Then everyone realized he was just a white kid in Portland. We made a joke out of this.

BR found out and couldn't handle the joke. He had two twitter metldowns over it. He then had his twitter followers start doxxing us.After that, we censored his name and removed the emoji so his crazy ass would fuck off. His name autocorrects to Ted Danson. His image corrects to a cookie monster. We had to purge him.

"Esteemed movie critic" + "wakanda forever" = BR's narcissistic crazy ass trying to be urban

It's not about black dudes. It's about people "acting black" which is itself a caricature of a group of people.

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« Reply #2840 on: March 16, 2018, 05:19:17 PM »
mine was just about black dudes

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« Reply #2841 on: March 16, 2018, 05:20:00 PM »
Did you assume my Wakanda?!
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« Reply #2842 on: March 16, 2018, 05:23:17 PM »
Cream do you think black people are funny
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« Reply #2843 on: March 16, 2018, 05:27:26 PM »
user: Cream, what do you think about this? Cream, what do you think about that? Cream, what's your sexlife like?
same user: WHY IS THIS THREAD ONLY ABOUT CREAM-RELATED ISSUES NOW? WAH WAH WAH



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« Reply #2844 on: March 16, 2018, 05:28:23 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

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« Reply #2845 on: March 16, 2018, 05:29:12 PM »
wow this thread sucks
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« Reply #2846 on: March 16, 2018, 05:31:00 PM »
I suck because I keep on reading and posting...  :doge

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« Reply #2847 on: March 16, 2018, 05:41:13 PM »
Cream do you think black people are funny

Inherently? No I don’t think so?

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« Reply #2848 on: March 16, 2018, 05:41:40 PM »
Jokes  :nope

Jokes being explained  :ohyeah

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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2849 on: March 16, 2018, 05:41:48 PM »
user: Cream, what do you think about this? Cream, what do you think about that? Cream, what's your sexlife like?
same user: WHY IS THIS THREAD ONLY ABOUT CREAM-RELATED ISSUES NOW? WAH WAH WAH

Seriously. Maybe if people ignored It, It'd fuck off to *autistic screeching* again.

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« Reply #2850 on: March 16, 2018, 05:44:07 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

Wow this is super racist dude.

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« Reply #2851 on: March 16, 2018, 05:45:32 PM »
Yeah, but I like this forum and have posted here for almost two years now, and the shitposting has gotten more suspect recently since Cream joined.

If you all don’t like her, just digital murder her and move on. Don’t try to drive her out by turning us into Voat, because then we’re just Voat, and fuck those guys.

With all due respect I don’t see any difference in the level of racism and transphobia on this forum from before I joined.

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« Reply #2852 on: March 16, 2018, 05:46:50 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

Wow this is super racist dude.
Why is it racist?

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« Reply #2853 on: March 16, 2018, 05:49:07 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

Wow this is super racist dude.
Why is it racist?

Because that poster just said he almost feels like black people have some kind of Stockholm syndrome in their dna

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« Reply #2854 on: March 16, 2018, 05:49:16 PM »
I put Oslo instead of Stockholm. Native Swedes are now angry as fuck. :(

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« Reply #2855 on: March 16, 2018, 05:54:07 PM »
I put Oslo instead of Stockholm. Native Swedes are now angry as fuck. :(

Sweden is a  :dolezal of Norway anyway.

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« Reply #2856 on: March 16, 2018, 05:58:38 PM »
Wow this is super racist dude.


Because that poster just said he almost feels like black people have some kind of Stockholm syndrome in their dna

Wow, did you ju...

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« Reply #2857 on: March 16, 2018, 05:58:41 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

Wow this is super racist dude.
Why is it racist?

Because that poster just said he almost feels like black people have some kind of Stockholm syndrome in their dna

All you did was repeat what he said?
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« Reply #2858 on: March 16, 2018, 06:00:14 PM »
My favourite black people joke is when they talk about how their daddy used to hit them with the belt. (Or grandma for added hilarity.)

I almost feel like it's some Oslo syndrome they got through their genetic memory.

Wow this is super racist dude.
Why is it racist?

Because that poster just said he almost feels like black people have some kind of Stockholm syndrome in their dna

All you did was repeat what he said?

Are you messing with me?

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« Reply #2859 on: March 16, 2018, 06:01:33 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.
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« Reply #2860 on: March 16, 2018, 06:01:47 PM »
Well, while you guys and gals have your “fun” I’m gonna get gluten free drinks with my friends. Tah tah.

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« Reply #2861 on: March 16, 2018, 06:02:54 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.

And you legitimately have no clue how that could possibly be racist?

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« Reply #2862 on: March 16, 2018, 06:03:47 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.

And you legitimately have no clue how that could possibly be racist?

Better to report it and move on.

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« Reply #2863 on: March 16, 2018, 06:04:44 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.

And you legitimately have no clue how that could possibly be racist?

I'm not the one who asked.
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« Reply #2864 on: March 16, 2018, 06:05:31 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.

And you legitimately have no clue how that could possibly be racist?

Better to report it and move on.

Funniest joke I’ve read on this site all day. I reported TIMU twice and I was told to ignore him. I learned my lesson lol.

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« Reply #2865 on: March 16, 2018, 06:10:16 PM »
Yeah, but I like this forum and have posted here for almost two years now, and the shitposting has gotten more suspect recently since Cream joined.

If you all don’t like her, just digital murder her and move on. Don’t try to drive her out by turning us into Voat, because then we’re just Voat, and fuck those guys.

Is this really a surprise?

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« Reply #2866 on: March 16, 2018, 06:16:49 PM »
No, samir asked why it was racist and you just said the same thing again.

And you legitimately have no clue how that could possibly be racist?

Better to report it and move on.

Funniest joke I’ve read on this site all day. I reported TIMU twice and I was told to ignore him. I learned my lesson lol.

Reporting is good to troll the mods though.

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« Reply #2867 on: March 16, 2018, 06:21:02 PM »
Is this really a surprise?
Not with the current rotation of chuckleheads, no. Before? Yes. :goty2

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« Reply #2868 on: March 16, 2018, 06:22:09 PM »

There is a long history of rich white people owning those labels for most black musicians, and they make a lot of money off them. Also, lol, um, black people invented rap dude.

WTF Cream. Look, I know you're quite young and weren't around at the time, but let me explain a little music history to you.

Basically, Eminem was friends with Tupac and Mr Big. Eminem felt bad for them because they were black so he used to support them at the open mic nights at the local comedy club. One day, Mr Big was very mad about his welfare check and he went on a rant in the club. Eminem thought that would sound great backed with music so brought them all into the studio and then he made Slim Shady and rap was created.

I know that Black people have borrowed that style of music and tried to make it their own, just like they did with Led Zeppelin, but that's cool. Like you said, punching up not down.  :salute
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« Reply #2869 on: March 16, 2018, 06:25:52 PM »

I thought you said you were blocking etoilet?


 :hitler

I finally figured out why his username is etoilet.

...it's because he's often blocked.
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« Reply #2870 on: March 16, 2018, 06:26:12 PM »
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« Reply #2871 on: March 16, 2018, 06:27:46 PM »
Oh great, more shitty music videos.

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« Reply #2872 on: March 16, 2018, 06:29:05 PM »
Cream, as a bigender individual with a penis, do you prefer to give or take?

I like giving and taking equally. Depends on my mood, I guess.
So during the hours of the day you feel like a woman you prefer to take a fat hog in your ass, and when your persona changes you prefer to pound that pussy.

No, my fluctuating gender identity doesn't determine my sexuality that much. At least I don't think it does. It's separate. As a woman, there are times I like to give and take, take more often. As a man, there are times I like to give and take, also...take more often. It's about 60% take, 40% give.

maybe 70/30.

Does this include your Cyndi personality?
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« Reply #2873 on: March 16, 2018, 06:30:09 PM »
I took a look at the God of War screenshot thread on Resetera.

People getting offended at gamefaq users calling the new Kratos   Cucktos.

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« Reply #2874 on: March 16, 2018, 06:30:36 PM »
This thread --->  :trash

This thread when Cream appears --->  :lawd

This thread when Marrec joins him --->  :boring
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Re: The Other Forums Thread for Other Forums
« Reply #2875 on: March 16, 2018, 06:41:07 PM »
i wish i could stuff my balls into all of your assholes

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« Reply #2876 on: March 16, 2018, 06:49:11 PM »
This thread has an ebb and flow to it. People make fun of a particular era poster, that person joins the bore and then everybody decides they aren’t really that bad, and then someone else eventually must take their place.

It happened with Helen and Cream and of course Messofanego when he joined as Shostakovich.

Cream is fine, they’re a bit weird but so are most of us.

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« Reply #2877 on: March 16, 2018, 06:49:51 PM »
I report posts because I'm lonely and want to talk to the mods.  :doge

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« Reply #2878 on: March 16, 2018, 06:52:44 PM »
This thread has an ebb and flow to it. People make fun of a particular era poster, that person joins the bore and then everybody decides they aren’t really that bad, and then someone else eventually must take their place.

It happened with Helen and Cream and of course Messofanego when he joined as Shostakovich.

Cream is fine, they’re a bit weird but so are most of us.

You’re not fooling me. Messofanego is way less effeminate than Shostakovich.
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« Reply #2879 on: March 16, 2018, 06:54:22 PM »
Messofanegokovich  :neogaf