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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39900 on: August 23, 2019, 09:54:51 AM »
Can anyone still say with a straight face that RE's primary function is a "video game" forum?

It's more like an ultra-left Change.org.

Nintex

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« Reply #39901 on: August 23, 2019, 09:57:38 AM »
Luckily for David Koch no one is ever really gone
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39902 on: August 23, 2019, 09:57:46 AM »
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She no longer attends school and is disappearing for weeks at a time, hanging out with people on the wrong side of the tracks so to speak (hence the drugs etc).

OP sounds like he hates economically disadvantaged people.

Mr. Nobody

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« Reply #39903 on: August 23, 2019, 10:01:12 AM »
Have you all forgotten why we are really here?  >:(

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Nintex

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« Reply #39904 on: August 23, 2019, 10:01:19 AM »
A take so hot you will burn your fingers
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No matter how evil the person there will ALWAYS be a contingent of people rushing in to Tone Police those glad of their deaths.
Imagine if this forum was around after WWII ended...
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« Reply #39905 on: August 23, 2019, 10:02:00 AM »
lmao now the thread is turning into their fantasy celebrations when trump eventually dies. definitely not a hate forum

benjipwns

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« Reply #39906 on: August 23, 2019, 10:04:50 AM »
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Good. Terrible human that has fucked us and our planet over. Unforgivable actions by that monster
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Spent his whole life doing irreparable harm to society so he could die with a few more billion than he was born with.
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HELL YEAH ! now if only every conservative would fellow suit
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BRING THE NEXT ONE TO THE GUILLOTINE
so other than that, how are things?

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« Reply #39907 on: August 23, 2019, 10:05:50 AM »
"HELL YEAH ! now if only every conservative would fellow suit"

someone should contact the FBI

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39908 on: August 23, 2019, 10:05:50 AM »
A take so hot you will burn your fingers
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No matter how evil the person there will ALWAYS be a contingent of people rushing in to Tone Police those glad of their deaths.
Imagine if this forum was around after WWII ended...

BTW since we're here :
FUCK Wilhelm II. That's right, you heard me cowards. Not even a single thread when he finally bit the dust. Yall "progressive" pretenders.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39909 on: August 23, 2019, 10:05:54 AM »
what they don't know is that I sent David on the secret Koch network message board their thread about how we're all doomed and video games won't even fill the emotional gap that will be the hellscape and he offed himself

benjipwns

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« Reply #39910 on: August 23, 2019, 10:06:49 AM »
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Guy donated over a billion to hospitals and cancer research, also supported same sex marriages.
Gee, I wonder what he died of.

Like, cancer sucks and it's good that he funded cancer research, but let's not pretend that was an entirely selfless act.
:lol

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39911 on: August 23, 2019, 10:07:30 AM »
Can anyone still say with a straight face that RE's primary function is a "video game" forum?

It's more like an ultra-left Change.org.
ultra left with that much corporate dick sucking?

it's just a consumerist "woke" circle jerk

Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39912 on: August 23, 2019, 10:07:50 AM »
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Guy donated over a billion to hospitals and cancer research, also supported same sex marriages.
Gee, I wonder what he died of.

Like, cancer sucks and it's good that he funded cancer research, but let's not pretend that was an entirely selfless act.
:lol

And for that matter, Michael J. Fox can fuck off too.

 :brain

marrec

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39913 on: August 23, 2019, 10:09:04 AM »
Can anyone still say with a straight face that RE's primary function is a "video game" forum?

It's more like an ultra-left Change.org.
ultra left with that much corporate dick sucking?

it's just a consumerist "woke" circle jerk

They only exist in the presence of the American conservative right-wing. They don't really have any ideals or convictions beyond "fuck the GOP".

That's not a political movement, they're reactionaries through and through.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39914 on: August 23, 2019, 10:09:08 AM »

Tasty

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39915 on: August 23, 2019, 10:09:17 AM »
Can anyone still say with a straight face that RE's primary function is a "video game" forum?

It's more like an ultra-left Change.org.
ultra left with that much corporate dick sucking?

it's just a consumerist "woke" circle jerk

Hmm maybe ultra-neoliberal would be more accurate, but you're right, it's unabashed consumerism with a veneer of moral authority.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39916 on: August 23, 2019, 10:12:57 AM »
Will these news have any impact on the big conservative money the Bire receives?
Let's just say that The Benji-Sales Corporation may be making a major investment in second by second metric tracking.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39917 on: August 23, 2019, 10:13:30 AM »
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BRING THE NEXT ONE TO THE GUILLOTINE

Bernie's brother posts on era.

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39918 on: August 23, 2019, 10:15:24 AM »

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39919 on: August 23, 2019, 10:16:56 AM »


Weird I thought lifetime of pushing a shitty right wing agenda gets you the use of Fox News until death.

:yeshrug

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« Reply #39920 on: August 23, 2019, 10:17:38 AM »
I've been boycotting Jimmy Johns my whole life  :smug

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39921 on: August 23, 2019, 10:19:51 AM »
Actually I don't care much for people venting when a despised figure pass away, but with ERA (or in the forum format) it's always so petty, futile and basic. Reading several hundreds "GOOD FUCK HIM" one liners is more exhausting than cathartic.
:yeshrug
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Nintex

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« Reply #39922 on: August 23, 2019, 10:20:28 AM »
Now we wait for Trump to piss on koch post mortem and Era to double back  :mynicca
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benjipwns

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« Reply #39923 on: August 23, 2019, 10:21:29 AM »
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Don't forget: Philanthropy is a shitty excuse for just paying your damn taxes.
english much?

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39924 on: August 23, 2019, 10:24:01 AM »
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No matter how evil the person there will ALWAYS be a contingent of people rushing in to Tone Police those glad of their deaths.
When Trump dies I'll laugh my ass off at anyone trying that here.
thinking ResetERA.com will be around when Trump dies :doge

Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39925 on: August 23, 2019, 10:25:04 AM »
Actually I don't care much for people venting when a despised figure pass away, but with ERA (or in the forum format) it's always so petty, futile and basic. Reading several hundreds "GOOD FUCK HIM" one liners is more exhausting than cathartic.
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I think what you meant to say is I'M JUST SO TIRED.
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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39926 on: August 23, 2019, 10:25:21 AM »
Actually I don't care much for people venting when a despised figure pass away, but with ERA (or in the forum format) it's always so petty, futile and basic. Reading several hundreds "GOOD FUCK HIM" one liners is more exhausting than cathartic.
:yeshrug

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benjipwns

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« Reply #39927 on: August 23, 2019, 10:26:46 AM »
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I really hope it was a long and excruciating experience for him.
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I hope it hurt
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39928 on: August 23, 2019, 10:27:06 AM »
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User banned (1 week): Trolling, account still in its junior phase.

Rest in peace, he was a great man. May others aspire to be like him.
:dead :dead :dead :dead

VomKriege

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39929 on: August 23, 2019, 10:28:18 AM »
Actually I don't care much for people venting when a despised figure pass away, but with ERA (or in the forum format) it's always so petty, futile and basic. Reading several hundreds "GOOD FUCK HIM" one liners is more exhausting than cathartic.
:yeshrug

I think what you meant to say is I'M JUST SO TIRED.

If I were still bursting at the seams with :rage at thiwing insults into the internet void about someone I didn't personally know who died a full year ago like John McCain, I guess I would be tired too.
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39930 on: August 23, 2019, 10:29:35 AM »
The main thing I regret is we didn't get to kill him personally. :fbm

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39931 on: August 23, 2019, 10:32:41 AM »
why don't they celebrate when young people die

lot of ageism if you ask me

NOT COOL!

oops meant to post this on seniorforums

Nintex

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« Reply #39932 on: August 23, 2019, 10:35:50 AM »
Today in that never happened

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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39933 on: August 23, 2019, 10:37:50 AM »
https://www.resetera.com/threads/ive-noticed-that-women-dress-very-conservatively-in-japan-why-is-that-exactly.136610/
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So, my obsession over the past few months has been watching walking tours of various cities all over the world on YouTube. Just literally channels where someone is walking around exploring.

Lately, I've been interested in Japanese cities and one of the very first things I noticed (along with how beautifully clean, neat, and organized they are) is how vastly different women dress compared to any other place I've seen. The overwhelming majority of women you'll see are wearing oversized t-shirts, huge parachute pants, baggy dresses that go down to the ankle, etc. It's very rare that you see any of the common fashion trends that people wear in any western or even some other Asian cities like shorts, shorter skirts, leggings.

I'm curious if this is like a societal pressure where form fitting clothing is frowned upon? I don't know if frowned upon is the right phrase, but is form fitting clothing considered "slutty" or something by a country that I know is pretty notoriously conservative?

Here's a bit of an example. If you skip to around the 6:15 mark and observe for about 5 or so minutes you'll really see what I mean. This is typical of the many videos I've watched in numerous big Japanese cities.

 :doge

Nintex

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« Reply #39934 on: August 23, 2019, 10:40:27 AM »
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The "trump is dead" thread is going to be a fucking treat if this many people are coming out to defend koch.
They're not defending him per se; a lot of twatwaffles use "respect the dead" as a benchmark for their smug moral superiority. I will not celebrate the death of anyone, not even a monster, look at me, so much better than all these people daring to dance on a grave.

 :iface
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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39935 on: August 23, 2019, 10:45:26 AM »
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User banned (1 week): Trolling, account still in its junior phase.

Rest in peace, he was a great man. May others aspire to be like him.
:dead :dead :dead :dead

moderate people who say rip but let others celebrate a man's death  :confused

hey remember this a year ago

https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-bain-aka-totalbiscuit-has-passed-away-read-op.44722/

page after page of "rip" and "cancer sucks" and then











they are absolutely getting worse

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Joe Molotov

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39936 on: August 23, 2019, 10:48:04 AM »
Total Biscuit only destroyed millions of lives, not billions!
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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39937 on: August 23, 2019, 10:48:24 AM »

Nintex

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« Reply #39938 on: August 23, 2019, 10:49:24 AM »
The corpse of David Koch is just the vessel that absorbs all the depression, frustration, sexual tension and negativity on the internet today.
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BisMarckie

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39939 on: August 23, 2019, 10:50:15 AM »
this is the thread that gave that dude an existential crisis?
https://www.resetera.com/threads/climate-change-apocalypse-will-videogames-disappear-amazing-documentary.136485/

I think S*ny fucked up by not releasing the PS5 this year, the world ending will really hurt their sales metrics next Q4.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39940 on: August 23, 2019, 10:50:49 AM »
You know, I still have leftovers from yesterday but I think I'll get a pizza anyway tonight
:badass

Uncle

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39941 on: August 23, 2019, 10:51:53 AM »
CICO mother fucker
Uncle

BisMarckie

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« Reply #39942 on: August 23, 2019, 10:53:28 AM »
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t's funny though, the games industry, hardware manufacturers, games media, and gamers themselves all act like nothing is happening. Everyone is pretending that the big bad elephant in the room that's slowly and increasingly crushing everyone to death does not exist.

That‘s what I visit giantbomb.com for: Dan Ryckert analyzing the newest climate data.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39943 on: August 23, 2019, 10:54:52 AM »
That‘s what I visit giantbomb.com for: Dan Ryckert analyzing the newest climate data.
how do we make this happen

also economics report

benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39944 on: August 23, 2019, 11:00:28 AM »
The Benji-Sales Corporation may need to spread some BIG CONSERVATIVE MONEY around to Dan Ryckert.

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven

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« Reply #39945 on: August 23, 2019, 11:11:32 AM »
damn...

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1164908983766933504

:confused

Plenty of people were saying they wanted him to pay for his crimes.
Plenty of people were saying its bullshit he was dead, because that meant case closed on the investigation.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39946 on: August 23, 2019, 11:22:13 AM »
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Mother fucker ALWAYS knew he was dying before he'd have to pay the piper. Obviously. The man used the planet like his personal sex doll.
:yikes

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39947 on: August 23, 2019, 11:22:46 AM »
damn...

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1164908983766933504


:confused

Plenty of people were saying they wanted him to pay for his crimes.
Plenty of people were saying its bullshit he was dead, because that meant case closed on the investigation.



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benjipwns

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39948 on: August 23, 2019, 11:23:50 AM »
where this subpar spatula ban post :bolo

how do i operate ban bot

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39949 on: August 23, 2019, 11:25:30 AM »
damn...

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1164908983766933504

:confused

Plenty of people were saying they wanted him to pay for his crimes.
Plenty of people were saying its bullshit he was dead, because that meant case closed on the investigation.

Love how “not speaking ill of the dead” now equals “sincere and generous rememberance” of said person.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39950 on: August 23, 2019, 11:26:56 AM »
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Rumors are the pricing for the Star Wars hotel will run around, for a 2-night/3-day stay, $3,300 for one person, or just over $1,000 per person, per day.
wow, you're actually saving money compared to what the true value is

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« Reply #39951 on: August 23, 2019, 11:28:41 AM »



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« Reply #39952 on: August 23, 2019, 11:30:43 AM »
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Rumors are the pricing for the Star Wars hotel will run around, for a 2-night/3-day stay, $3,300 for one person, or just over $1,000 per person, per day.
wow, you're actually saving money compared to what the true value is

1000 bucks a night? You can stay at an actual luxury resort for a quarter of that price without outing yourself as a huge dork.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39953 on: August 23, 2019, 11:30:49 AM »
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yeah, nudemac is gonna annihilate you for that fashion choice

benjipwns

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« Reply #39954 on: August 23, 2019, 11:34:45 AM »
1000 bucks a night? You can stay at an actual luxury resort for a quarter of that price without outing yourself as a huge dork.
but think of the memories for you and your wife's boyfriend, that's where it comes out as such a bargain

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« Reply #39955 on: August 23, 2019, 11:38:22 AM »
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Rumors are the pricing for the Star Wars hotel will run around, for a 2-night/3-day stay, $3,300 for one person, or just over $1,000 per person, per day.
wow, you're actually saving money compared to what the true value is

1000 bucks a night? You can stay at an actual luxury resort for a quarter of that price without outing yourself as a huge dork.

Wait, is this for just the room or is this the "Vacation Package" price? Like, $1,000 a day that includes the room plus park passes for a family of four sounds about right.

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« Reply #39956 on: August 23, 2019, 11:41:51 AM »
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Rumors are the pricing for the Star Wars hotel will run around, for a 2-night/3-day stay, $3,300 for one person, or just over $1,000 per person, per day.
wow, you're actually saving money compared to what the true value is

Pay 3 grand to live like a future slave drone for three days!



:snoop

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Regular rooms can accommodate up to 4 people, all with an interactive “view”.

So no windows, just tvs.

benjipwns

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« Reply #39957 on: August 23, 2019, 11:43:14 AM »
I hope there's no real window, just that starfield.

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Re: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible
« Reply #39958 on: August 23, 2019, 11:43:27 AM »
what they don't know is that I sent David on the secret Koch network message board their thread about how we're all doomed and video games won't even fill the emotional gap that will be the hellscape and he offed himself

But we have Overwatch though!
^_^

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