River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[EightBitNate]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/need-to-vent-not-sure-what-to-do-right-now.119500/

Damn son this thread sucks

I hope your position gets better Weiss

[Rman]

LOL @ ERA comparing Ms. Marvel to Spider-Man. Like she's the chosen one after the Sony debacle. Spider-Man is massive.

[Coffee Dog]

LOL @ ERA comparing Ms. Marvel to Spider-Man. Like she's the chosen one after the Sony debacle. Spider-Man is massive.

As someone who read Ms. Marvel, her whole appeal is that she's a spider-man knockoff who balances school and secret identity stuff, something that Spider-Man proper hasn't tackled in forever since Dan Slott made him a super scientist for a living.

Kamala is just Peter Parker but she hit the "big time" before she got any notable villains or stories worth a shit.

[Tiops]

Once we conquer Brazil, lets take Venezuela and Iran next and force them to keep their oil in the ground.

Brazil ok, the president is fascist and invasion is allowed, but Venezuela and Iran are democracies and that would be imperialism/colonialism.

Also, we should wait for president Bernie before invading and making Brazil an american territory. We can't do that with a president we don't like.

[Flamin Galah]

Okay, whose idea was it for this thread?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-found-out-my-bigot-trump-loving-cousin-is-leading-a-double-life.136838/

[Lonewulfeus]

Okay, whose idea was it for this thread?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-found-out-my-bigot-trump-loving-cousin-is-leading-a-double-life.136838/

It's not even funny, so it probably was BanBot.

[ShutUp]

The sudden love fest from some for George Lucas is hysterical after spending the length of the prequel trilogy (plus some years after Sith) saying he destroyed their childhood. Prequels were unintentionally hilarious trash with numerous otherwise great actors mailing it in for a big paycheck. The only thing new about them was creating new lows with each movie.

[ShutUp]

LOL @ ERA comparing Ms. Marvel to Spider-Man. Like she's the chosen one after the Sony debacle. Spider-Man is massive.

But wasn't Captain Marvel the chosen one just this past March? How quickly their saviors change. Maybe even some over there have finally woken up to how boring Brie Larson has been in the role so far.

[Boredfrom]

The sudden love fest from some for George Lucas is hysterical after spending the length of the prequel trilogy (plus some years after Sith) saying he destroyed their childhood. Prequels were unintentionally hilarious trash with numerous otherwise great actors mailing it in for a big paycheck. The only thing new about them was creating new lows with each movie.

Well, he didn’t rape my childhood. 

The films were fun and memorable even if is because they were shitshows. 

[Potato]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/need-to-vent-not-sure-what-to-do-right-now.119500/post-21195760

Well damn.

I don't even know how to advise here.

Maybe try to separate yourself andddddd help her get clean? I dunno

REEE unable to give any other sort of advice other than "cut your family off".

Well at least they are consistent.

[Snoopycat_]

Things that didn't happen

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-just-found-out-my-bigot-trump-loving-cousin-is-leading-a-double-life.136838/

[Uncle]

The sudden love fest from some for George Lucas is hysterical after spending the length of the prequel trilogy (plus some years after Sith) saying he destroyed their childhood. Prequels were unintentionally hilarious trash with numerous otherwise great actors mailing it in for a big paycheck. The only thing new about them was creating new lows with each movie.

Well, he didn’t rape my childhood. 

The films were fun and memorable even if is because they were shitshows. 

the one positive point raised by redlettermedia that has stuck in my mind is that at least they were different stories and added to the universe

as much as people hate "remember tie fighters? remember yoda?" the least the prequels can say is that they added "remember pod racing? remember darth maul?"

i.e. toys and video games that kids actually wanted to play with

I remember things from the latest movies but there is absolutely nothing that rings out as a fun new addition to the formula, something enduring

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1164881446189842434

 

[EightBitNate]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1164881446189842434

 

Just turn down your screen brightness damn

[Rman]

LOL @ ERA comparing Ms. Marvel to Spider-Man. Like she's the chosen one after the Sony debacle. Spider-Man is massive.

As someone who read Ms. Marvel, her whole appeal is that she's a spider-man knockoff who balances school and secret identity stuff, something that Spider-Man proper hasn't tackled in forever since Dan Slott made him a super scientist for a living.

Kamala is just Peter Parker but she hit the "big time" before she got any notable villains or stories worth a shit.

I'm aware of Kamala. I'm just staying losing Spidey was a big deal. Spider-Man has been the most popular Marvel character for decades now.  Ms. Marvel no way compares.

The MCU will be fine, but this hurts Disney a lot.  And I fully expect Sony to crash and burn Spidey again. The nerd overreaction was hilarious. It's all business at the end of the day.  But the Spider-Man IP is gold, especially when used paired with quality (Spider-Verse, Insomniac game, the two MCU movies).

[remy]

Persona 1 had a black kid didn't it

[Coffee Dog]

Persona 1 had a black kid didn't it

unironically

He wasnt black in the japanese version

[Tektonic]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-joins-kinda-funny-games.136832/

First comment

. who

[Coffee Dog]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-joins-kinda-funny-games.136832/

First comment

. who

That's him, he's being funny or something.

[pancakesandsex]

https://twitter.com/ReeraTakes/status/1164881446189842434

 

Just turn down your screen brightness damn

Almost every character in persona is Asian.  Guess that doesn't count.

[EightBitNate]

Are Asians minorities?

A) Yes
B) No

Correct answer:

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C) Only when it fits your agenda

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[Uncle]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-joins-kinda-funny-games.136832/

First comment

. who

That's him, he's being funny or something.

is this really the best fit 

[Lonewulfeus]

LEGO one year per set.

Now I can 3 set per month at minimum.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-joins-kinda-funny-games.136832/

First comment

. who

That's him, he's being funny or something.

is this really the best fit 

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[HaughtyFrank]

Why is this a thing and why did no one tell me?

[Rahxephon91]

I want more POC in my Japan Crime Sims. Sega I’m looking at you!

[Don Rumata]

Why is this a thing and why did no one tell me?

Those fucking platform shoes look like diapers for your feet.
Jesus Christ they need to be outlawed.

[Flamin Galah]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crying-over-a-fighting-games-drunk-post.136883/

Where's that photo one of loonies posted after they lost online in a fighting game so they trashed their room to feel better about themselves?

[Nintex]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/imran-khan-joins-kinda-funny-games.136832/

First comment

. who

That's him, he's being funny or something.

is this really the best fit 

(Image removed from quote.)

He's going where the money is, smart man. I knew we hadn't lost him 

[Tuckers Law]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/crying-over-a-fighting-games-drunk-post.136883/

Where's that photo one of loonies posted after they lost online in a fighting game so they trashed their room to feel better about themselves?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tekken-ot-dark-resurrection.464/page-2#post-123287

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[VomKriege]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/apple-contractors-were-allegedly-listening-to-1-000-siri-recordings-a-day-%E2%80%94-each.136891/

What the fuck. I legitimately thought Apple was serious with its whole privacy shtick. What the fuck is this nonsense.

Contractors? Holy shit that's insecure as all hell. That's how all that NSA shit leaked, IIRC. WTF...

never buying a NSA smartphone ever again.

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They're all spyphones anyway.

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Though in this case it's maybe slightly less sinister than it sounds.

[VomKriege]

I don't believe in hell but if there was, I wish his punishment would be to see an infinite loop of all the comments on the internet showing happiness for his death.

Oh man... This very thread is Hell on Earth for Resetters.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-new-yorker-staff-david-koch-has-died.136706/post-23883056

[VomKriege]

Why do cowards like you even post on this forum?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-new-yorker-staff-david-koch-has-died.136706/post-23870513

[VomKriege]

The Kochs are everything Republicans say George Soros is.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/the-new-yorker-staff-david-koch-has-died.136706/post-23874188

[VomKriege]

I can honestly see him fleeing to Russia and seeking asylum if he doesn't get re-elected.

It's a very real possibility, if Vlad hasn't been overthrown by then.

 

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-china-retaliates-with-tariffs-on-75-billion-of-us-goods.136721/post-23884355

Ok it's a troll account (also the one posting "please be respectful of Koch's passing")

https://www.resetera.com/threads/cnn-china-retaliates-with-tariffs-on-75-billion-of-us-goods.136721/post-23884465

[Raist]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hideo-kojima-turns-56.136856/

Thread is full of "omg really?! he looks like, 30!!1!".

Reminder, this is Kojima these days:



I don't know what those mofos are smoking

[VomKriege]

He looks fit and dress slighty hip (like a lot of people in entertainment), I guess. I suspect that for all the talk of "boomers", ERA have a slighty irrealistic view conflating people in their fifties with stereotypical, older, seniors.

[nudemacusers]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/apple-contractors-were-allegedly-listening-to-1-000-siri-recordings-a-day-%E2%80%94-each.136891/

What the fuck. I legitimately thought Apple was serious with its whole privacy shtick. What the fuck is this nonsense.

Contractors? Holy shit that's insecure as all hell. That's how all that NSA shit leaked, IIRC. WTF...

never buying a NSA smartphone ever again.

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They're all spyphones anyway.

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Though in this case it's maybe slightly less sinister than it sounds.

I like this weird “contractors” boogeyman when half of people in tech/gaming are “contractors” :lmao

I had a friend years ago when Alexa first kicked off doing the same thing at Amazon.

[Propagandhim]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hideo-kojima-turns-56.136856/

Thread is full of "omg really?! he looks like, 30!!1!".

Reminder, this is Kojima these days:

(Image removed from quote.)

I don't know what those mofos are smoking

He looks amazing for his age.  He's like Keanu.

[Tasty]

He looks fit and dress slighty hip (like a lot of people in entertainment), I guess. I suspect that for all the talk of "boomers", ERA have a slighty irrealistic view conflating people in their fifties with stereotypical, older, seniors.

Yeah 56 usually doesn't look too old.

[nudemacusers]

He looks like a old man who dyes his hair.

[Nintex]

Kojima no longer looks like he's 10 years younger than he is but the hairstyles and fashion help him to look 'young' I suppose.
The thing that most of these Ree-tards don't get is that overly bright and airbrushed PR photo's always make people look younger.

When you see those guys IRL they definitely don't look like someone you can mistake for a 20 or 30 year old.

Except Keanu Reeves of course.

[Rman]

50 isn't really that old if you didn't get fat and lived a hard life.  ERA's has this weird thing about aging.  Ever since the NeoGAF days they have been this way. Do they actually know 50 years olds IRL lol. They act like it's 80.

[Nintex]

50 isn't really that old if you didn't get fat and lived a hard life.  ERA's has this weird thing about aging.  Ever since the NeoGAF days they have been this way. Do they actually know 50 years olds IRL lol. They act like it's 80.

Yeah it's weird. Especially with pop culture showing that old guys are still cool.

Just look at top billed actors
Leonardo Dicaprio - 44
The Rock - 47
Robert Downey Jr. - 54
Keanu Reeves - 54
Tom Cruise - 57
George Clooney - 58
Tom Hanks - 63
etc.

[Propagandhim]

Elijah Wood - 59

[BisMarckie]

chrono

[VomKriege]

I looked up the ages of the main actors of Death Stranding
It's like Midlife Crisis The Game.

 

It's all the more weird that ERA probably skews to a 30+ demographic. Like yeah, movie stars from your youth will probably be in their forties.


https://www.resetera.com/threads/hideo-kojima-turns-56.136856/post-23884506

[BisMarckie]

Nudemac is only like 32 or something, but that’s ancient in gay years.

[Rman]

50 isn't really that old if you didn't get fat and lived a hard life.  ERA's has this weird thing about aging.  Ever since the NeoGAF days they have been this way. Do they actually know 50 years olds IRL lol. They act like it's 80.

Yeah it's weird. Especially with pop culture showing that old guys are still cool.


Just look at top billed actors
Leonardo Dicaprio - 44
The Rock - 47
Robert Downey Jr. - 54
Keanu Reeves - 54
Tom Cruise - 57
George Clooney - 58
Tom Hanks - 63
etc.

Yep. Then the power of hair dye, hair transplants, personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive skincare routines, less stressful life than us plebs, and light plastic surgery, which they all get.  Clooney admitted it. It's not some amazing thing.

[Nintex]

50 isn't really that old if you didn't get fat and lived a hard life.  ERA's has this weird thing about aging.  Ever since the NeoGAF days they have been this way. Do they actually know 50 years olds IRL lol. They act like it's 80.

Yeah it's weird. Especially with pop culture showing that old guys are still cool.


Just look at top billed actors
Leonardo Dicaprio - 44
The Rock - 47
Robert Downey Jr. - 54
Keanu Reeves - 54
Tom Cruise - 57
George Clooney - 58
Tom Hanks - 63
etc.

Yep. Then the power of hair dye, hair transplants, personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive skincare routines, less stressful life than us plebs, and light plastic surgery, which they all get.  Clooney admitted it. It's not some amazing thing.

Except Keanu

[Rman]

50 isn't really that old if you didn't get fat and lived a hard life.  ERA's has this weird thing about aging.  Ever since the NeoGAF days they have been this way. Do they actually know 50 years olds IRL lol. They act like it's 80.

Yeah it's weird. Especially with pop culture showing that old guys are still cool.


Just look at top billed actors
Leonardo Dicaprio - 44
The Rock - 47
Robert Downey Jr. - 54
Keanu Reeves - 54
Tom Cruise - 57
George Clooney - 58
Tom Hanks - 63
etc.

Yep. Then the power of hair dye, hair transplants, personal trainers, nutritionists, expensive skincare routines, less stressful life than us plebs, and light plastic surgery, which they all get.  Clooney admitted it. It's not some amazing thing.

Except Keanu

I don't know. Keanu was always a babyface so that helps.  He took care of himself and never seemed like a partier.  At best he probably dyes his hair.

[nudemacusers]

Nudemac is only like 32 or something, but that’s ancient in gay years.

Thankfully I’m completely and wholly straight.

[Momo]

Nudemac is only like 32 or something, but that’s ancient in gay years.

Thankfully I’m completely and wholly straight.

X

[VomKriege]

Never not make a Trump joke whatever the thread.

I imagine this happening
"Hey Dinesh, listen to this LOL. I swear this one's Trump asking someone to wipe his ass again."

Made even more contrived it's not that Dinesh.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/apple-contractors-were-allegedly-listening-to-1-000-siri-recordings-a-day-%E2%80%94-each.136891/post-23885791

[VomKriege]

How does this man manage to make every post of his the forum equivalent of an all-you-can-eat buffet where everything is gruel ?

https://www.resetera.com/threads/back-in-the-day-the-struggle-was-real.136748/post-23862537

[VomKriege]

Having to wait on my fans in the arcade so I could snag a coin from them which would last me for a good 3-4 hours of kicking ass in the fighting games cabinets. I was considered the absolute monster in basically all of the available cabinets like Street Fighter 2 & Zero, King of Fighters 96, History Fighter etc. If I was broke and none of those fellow kids would show, then I had to show off my skills to other kids who I didn't know by offering my help to make their game last more thus they'd just leave the game to me, and there would always be some of the other dudes who hated my guts because they had already lost so much money and would just not give up and challenge me infinitely. Fondest memories.

 

[BIONIC]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/rockstar-has-removed-gta-games-from-geforce-now.136893/#post-23883693

Welcome to cloud gaming folks. Do you rike it?

Edit: Sorry for the casual racism, I accept my inevitable ban.

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User banned (5 days): racist joke

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[BisMarckie]

It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet

 

[BIONIC]

It is amazing that anyone knew anything before the widespread availability of the internet

 

I remember the bad old days of the mid-90s when knowledge was completely unobtainable

But at least climate change wasn’t a thing back then…

[tummyfat]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/era-banned-content-creator-list.136925/