Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 4922525 times)

Tripon · « **Reply #40080 on:** August 28, 2019, 12:23:22 AM »

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1166461191683788800

Wu really a cybersecurity expert?

stufte · « **Reply #40081 on:** August 28, 2019, 12:27:27 AM »

Quote from: Tripon on August 28, 2019, 12:23:22 AM

https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1166461191683788800

Wu really a cybersecurity expert?

Narrator: She's not.

benjipwns · « **Reply #40082 on:** August 28, 2019, 12:28:48 AM »

She should share that plan with people rather than keeping it all to herself.

Tripon · « **Reply #40083 on:** August 28, 2019, 12:53:24 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 28, 2019, 12:28:48 AM

She should share that plan with people rather than keeping it all to herself.

Look, just donate, and you'll see the plan. It's like Scientology in that sense.

benjipwns · « **Reply #40084 on:** August 28, 2019, 01:00:50 AM »

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I had not heard of his company before and after looking it up, I also had no heard of any of the games or developers being published by it. None of the games looked very impressive, to be quite honest.

BOOM. ROASTED.

Tektonic · « **Reply #40085 on:** August 28, 2019, 01:45:05 AM »

As Francis Bacon once said

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Shampoo for my real friends
Real Poo for my sham friends

VomKriege · « **Reply #40086 on:** August 28, 2019, 01:46:18 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/tsa-bans-sw-galaxys-edge-thermal-detonator-coke-bottles-from-checked-and-carry-on-luggage.137644/

TSA dun goofed up now !

BIONIC · « **Reply #40087 on:** August 28, 2019, 02:07:53 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jeremy-soule-skyrim-guild-wars-2-composer-accused-of-rape.137414/page-9#post-23988344

Quote from: i-Lo, post: 23988344, member: 28500

I love, just love his works. I had no idea what degenerate sexual predator this man is. I really hope the victim (and now victims) find justice.

A very frightening thing is some of his manipulative behaviour reminds me of myself (sans the actual act of sex) at one point in time for my life. Scares me to think just how easily power/authority can let a rotten core bloom into full corruption of morals (something I did not have at the time, thankfully).

Nintex · « **Reply #40088 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:07:30 AM »

Quote from: bork on August 27, 2019, 09:49:29 PM

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-female-main-character-from-the-game-control-looks-like-a-muscular-square-jawed-man.1499764/

Samantha Lake

tuna_love · « **Reply #40089 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:14:34 AM »

bronson Lee is such a bitch

tuna_love · « **Reply #40090 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:15:19 AM »

i mean BRONSON LEE IS SUCH A BITCH

Vertigo · « **Reply #40091 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:16:24 AM »

Quote from: Voke, post: 23989506, member: 22081

Damn, one of the greats too. Probably my favorite western composer out there. Knowing his twisted thoughts was “inspiration” is a punch in the gut too. Skyrim ost is rape music.... my god

Quote from: Pantsuit_Emporium, post: 23990329, member: 44249

Thats what I'm feeling right now too.

Some of my best gaming memories are set to music inspired by sexual assault and misogyny.

I hate it.

Quote from: Camel, post: 23990732, member: 832

I feel violated for having enjoyed Skyrim's music now knowing how it was made.

Is there ever a moment where these dildos don't make something about them?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #40092 on:** August 28, 2019, 03:36:49 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on August 28, 2019, 03:16:24 AM

Quote from: Camel, post: 23990732, member: 832
I feel violated for having enjoyed Skyrim's music now knowing how it was made.

Is there ever a moment where these dildos don't make something about them?

Rape is my favourite instrument.

Raist · « **Reply #40093 on:** August 28, 2019, 04:37:25 AM »

Quote from: stufte on August 27, 2019, 10:10:06 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on August 27, 2019, 09:55:32 PM
Quote from: bork on August 27, 2019, 09:49:29 PM
https://www.neogaf.com/threads/why-does-the-female-main-character-from-the-game-control-looks-like-a-muscular-square-jawed-man.1499764/

Funnily enough, this probably has to do with a generic template at the studio and is borne out of lazyness/carelessness. The concept artists however know the female form.

Or... It's just based on an actress with a well defined jawline.

(Image removed from quote.)

Nah, it's based on Sam Lake's face ran through a woman faceapp filter.

Momo · « **Reply #40094 on:** August 28, 2019, 04:42:34 AM »

Snoopycat_ · « **Reply #40095 on:** August 28, 2019, 06:15:29 AM »

I wonder how this thread will turn out

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #40096 on:** August 28, 2019, 06:42:10 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/enid-blyton-50p-coin-stopped-by-royal-mint-over-author%E2%80%99s-%E2%80%98racist-and-homophobic%E2%80%99-views.137565/post-23996654

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I was just reading The Magic Faraway Tree to my kids and it’s nowhere near like your quote.

Hyperbole much? Now everyone thinks Ms Blyton actually wrote what you wrote.
Hey, it was only meant to be humerous, I thought it was obviously over the top but apparently it's close enough to stand as a genuine quote.

Now, either;

1 - It doesn't say much for the perception of Blyton and the sort of things people thought she wrote if my witty, witty banter about shifty foreigners can be mistaken for the real thing.
2 - I make a fabulous 1950's racist.

or - actual probable cause;
3 - Era are fucking dipshits and don't even think to question a source when they're gearing up for an outrage

Momo · « **Reply #40097 on:** August 28, 2019, 07:34:57 AM »

Quote from: Snoopycat_ on August 28, 2019, 06:15:29 AM

I wonder how this thread will turn out

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/

why on earth would you ask anyone on ree about Republicans lmao

Jenkem · « **Reply #40098 on:** August 28, 2019, 07:43:35 AM »

OK so I've been binging on Marvel movies since we have to wait so long for year 4 to start and at one point I got hungry so I decided to grab a bag of Goldfish crackers to munch on when something on the package caught my eye and I had to do a double take. It said.. I SHIT YOU NOT, "NO TRANS" like.. holy SHIIIIIT what the FUCK Pepperidge Farms?! I literally started shaking thinking about what kind of world we live in where blatantly transphobic messaging is displayed so fucking openly. I completely lost my appetite when I saw that and immediately threw the bag into the fucking trash. Fuck America.

Just wanted to let anyone else know that might own one of their products EXACTLY what kind of bigotry they support.

Raist · « **Reply #40099 on:** August 28, 2019, 07:53:06 AM »

Quote from: Momo on August 28, 2019, 07:34:57 AM

Quote from: Snoopycat_ on August 28, 2019, 06:15:29 AM
I wonder how this thread will turn out

https://www.resetera.com/threads/i-would-like-to-know-more-about-the-republican-perspective.137660/
why on earth would you ask anyone on ree about Republicans lmao

bork · « **Reply #40100 on:** August 28, 2019, 07:53:48 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/video-games-ruined-all-my-friendships.137639/page-2#post-23988219

Quote from: DrakenAstro, post: 23988065, member: 14719

Basically they play my games but never want to talk communicate while playing and it makes me feel left out and has affected our friendships because now I barely talk to any of them. Our only form of "group gathering" is playing GTA at my house while silently focusing on the TV not uttering a world to anybody and if I talk I just get ignored so sometimes I just ditch and go study. It's not very fun

Quote from: DrakenAstro, post: 23988172, member: 14719

Quote from: Francokid1, post: 23988123, member: 1167
Do they talk normally after you leave?
Yes about GTA (I don't actually say anything though they just talk about it between themselves because I don't want to spend my day talking about GTA), then they come over again, complete silence, talk about my games afterwards and repeat

Quote from: DrakenAstro, post: 23988219, member: 14719

Quote from: Gwynbleidd, post: 23988146, member: 19749
Boy this sounds fake. I have about 1000 games. Friends come over. We drink. We play some games. We stop and go out. We talk (this part is key). We come back and don’t play anymore games usually. I’m so confused
I wish this was my college experience.

VomKriege · « **Reply #40101 on:** August 28, 2019, 07:56:16 AM »

We talk (this part is key).

VomKriege · « **Reply #40102 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:09:59 AM »

I'm still

that people in that Jared thread unironically went "Today of all days !" because a couple of rape allegations "in the industry" (Is a streamer part of the videogame development industry even ?) were publicised within the last 24h. This is so fantastically dumb in every facet but it's fairly in line with peppering the outrage threads with "...and during Black History Month !

" or "Three weeks from Pride beginning too !

"...

...from the same forum that lambasts the obvious misdirection tactics of saying it's obscene to discuss gun control in the wake of a mass shooting and asserts its right to have a hate circlejerk within minutes over the grave of figures deemed Evil enough.

Jenkem · « **Reply #40103 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:13:07 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 28, 2019, 08:09:59 AM

I'm still that people in that Jared thread unironically went "Today of all days !" because a couple of rape allegations "in the industry" (Is a streamer part of the videogame development industry even ?) were publicised within the last 24h. This is so fantastically dumb in every facet but it's fairly in line with peppering the outrage threads with "...and during Black History Month ! " or "Three weeks from Pride beginning too ! :mad"...

From the same forum that lambast the obvious misdirection tactics of saying it's obscene to discuss gun control in the wake of a mass shooting and assert its right to have a hate circlejerk within minutes over the grave of figures deemed Evil enough.

whataboutism?

is this

Uncle · « **Reply #40104 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:14:30 AM »

with almost 8 billion people in the world and all of them griping on the internet it is shocking there aren't more event collisions

"a man was murdered in el paso, and on the same day as my texas tourism ted talk is uploaded to youtube! :'("

Momo · « **Reply #40105 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:20:23 AM »

why did burger king just upload a video of their new mega burger, on the same day that marvel announced a new superhero movie no one but me wants and McDonalds dropped a mcfat burger? TODAY OF ALL DAYS

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #40106 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:28:29 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 28, 2019, 08:09:59 AM

I'm still that people in that Jared thread unironically went "Today of all days !" because a couple of rape allegations "in the industry" (Is a streamer part of the videogame development industry even ?) were publicised within the last 24h. This is so fantastically dumb in every facet but it's fairly in line with peppering the outrage threads with "...and during Black History Month ! " or "Three weeks from Pride beginning too ! "...

...from the same forum that lambast the obvious misdirection tactics of saying it's obscene to discuss gun control in the wake of a mass shooting and asserts its right to have a hate circlejerk within minutes over the grave of figures deemed Evil enough.

I can't believe you're posting like this, it's that wednesday.

Momo · « **Reply #40107 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:29:52 AM »

the day bison walked into your village?

for me it was tuesday

Uncle · « **Reply #40108 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:33:44 AM »

Capcom announces the Mega Man Zero collection the exact same week I make a thread condemning the Shantae series' problematic character designs, when they know full well that artist Makoto Yabe worked on both ZX and Pirate's Curse

They know exactly what they're doing here

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #40109 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:48:35 AM »

https://www.resetera.com/threads/jeffrey-epstein-cctv-footage-from-outside-jail-cell-%E2%80%98unusable%E2%80%99-as-fbi-hunts-for-clearer-recording.137724/

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Jeffrey Epstein: CCTV footage from outside jail cell ‘unusable’ as FBI hunts for clearer recording

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There is no justice for the rich.

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READ THE STAFF POST

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GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #40110 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:54:49 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on August 28, 2019, 08:09:59 AM

I'm still that people in that Jared thread unironically went "Today of all days !" because a couple of rape allegations "in the industry" (Is a streamer part of the videogame development industry even ?) were publicised within the last 24h. This is so fantastically dumb in every facet but it's fairly in line with peppering the outrage threads with "...and during Black History Month ! " or "Three weeks from Pride beginning too ! "...

...from the same forum that lambast the obvious misdirection tactics of saying it's obscene to discuss gun control in the wake of a mass shooting and asserts its right to have a hate circlejerk within minutes over the grave of figures deemed Evil enough.

also the fact that at every opportunity they'll

the most tangential possible links

"Oh, the amazon is on fire? I literally just bought a Kindle Fire in the Amazon end of summer sale, stay safe brehs"

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #40111 on:** August 28, 2019, 08:58:57 AM »

Not to mention it was probably a fire sale.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40112 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:11:25 AM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on August 28, 2019, 08:58:57 AM

Not to mention it was probably a fire sale.

OH MY GOD WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

bork · « **Reply #40113 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:27:29 AM »

https://twitter.com/Astroify/status/1166061439976689664

benjipwns · « **Reply #40114 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:36:42 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/guy-hacked-my-gfs-deliveroo-i-now-have-all-his-details-thoughts.137608/post-23983411

User Banned (3 days): Inappropriate commentary

Make a Craigslist ad for him asking for potential JO buddies.

benjipwns · « **Reply #40115 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:37:13 AM »

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23982548

User Banned (2 weeks): trolling in a sensitive thread

I watched this high as shit with friends and it was the hardest we've laughed in a while. Bill Burr next month, hell yes.

lol sensitive thread

Tasty · « **Reply #40116 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 27, 2019, 07:35:42 PM

Sex attics

Sex attacks

nachobro · « **Reply #40117 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:41:08 AM »

every thread on resetti is sensitive but because of the posters, not the topic.

nachobro · « **Reply #40118 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:41:54 AM »

example:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40119 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:42:18 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 28, 2019, 09:37:13 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23982548
User Banned (2 weeks): trolling in a sensitive thread

I watched this high as shit with friends and it was the hardest we've laughed in a while. Bill Burr next month, hell yes.
lol sensitive thread

User Banned (2 weeks): trolling in a sensitive thread on today of all days

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #40120 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:46:41 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on August 28, 2019, 09:41:54 AM

example:

(Image removed from quote.)

Hmm, I have a thought on the discussion "emcompassing" the thread; fuck off, you're not a mod, and nobody actually much likes you even with all your mod-slurping

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #40121 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:47:53 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 28, 2019, 09:37:13 AM

Quote from: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23982548
User Banned (2 weeks): trolling in a sensitive thread

I watched this high as shit with friends and it was the hardest we've laughed in a while. Bill Burr next month, hell yes.
lol sensitive thread

This is why they left two threads open for the Chappelle special.

They just want to action people that accidentally post in there without being all

or

Uncle · « **Reply #40122 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:48:17 AM »

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #40123 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:48:28 AM »

also jfc at this narrative the usual suspects are trying to slide into It Is Known that netflix are chasing dat alt right money.

bitch, have you ever seen netflix?

benjipwns · « **Reply #40124 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:49:39 AM »

User Banned (duration pending): not respecting storefront preferences in a sensitive thread on the anniversary of Emmitt Till's murder

paprikastaude · « **Reply #40125 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:53:28 AM »

You fucking nazis really dare to make jokes about anything, three days away from WW2 breaking out having its anniversary? While we are literally living in another 1939 Germany right now?

SLAYVVEN SORT THIS OUT

GreatSageEqualOfHeaven · « **Reply #40126 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:54:01 AM »

Quote from: redmerde, https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23988295

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It's pretty silly to frame people simply wanting to be able to watch something as being "shielded" from the "notions" of other people when those "notions" are to deny them the opportunity to watch it in the first place.
Only if you are looking at things on a very basic level that does not take societal factors such as influence into account.

why are people who obviously haven't watched it and are offended purely on principle posting so fucking much about it to tell other people why they shouldn't actually have enjoyed it, anyway?

Uncle · « **Reply #40127 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:56:13 AM »

yeah duh, you just have to do the proper algebra, take societal factors into account, adjust for time and date and viola

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #40128 on:** August 28, 2019, 09:58:28 AM »

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I just want to point out that the reviewer for Vice did not enjoy the special. Chapelle is :'( so pointlessly edgy even Vice, fucking Vice, the we-did-coke-with-Ukranian-paramilitary-forces-allied-with-Russia kinds of guys, won't carry his shit.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-dave-chappelle-slams-michael-jackson-accusers-and-cancel-culture-in-netflix-special.137409/post-23982874

Ok, man from the year 2005. I mean mutki. Who even with a dick is not really a man

benjipwns · « **Reply #40129 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:01:52 AM »

it's really weird how angry they are, especially on today the day Fatimah, daughter of Muhammed (PBUH), died over a hundred years ago

benjipwns · « **Reply #40130 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:02:57 AM »

can you imagine having a history of history on the 121st anniversary of Brad's Drink being renamed Pepsi-Cola?

Uncle · « **Reply #40131 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:05:58 AM »

honestly the new thread creation page should just include a frame that loads a snapshot of the front page of https://www.onthisday.com/

Momo · « **Reply #40132 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:10:44 AM »

Can we newsfeed something on today of all days?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #40133 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:13:24 AM »

Why is Today of All days?

headwalk · « **Reply #40134 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:15:44 AM »

all the awful shit that has happened over the course of civilisation divided by 365 is still a hefty wedge of awful shit.

Tektonic · « **Reply #40135 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:17:16 AM »

Battle of Mohács: In a decisive battle the Hungarian Empire is conquered by the Ottoman Empire led by Suleiman the Magnificent

You know who else was decisively conquered by a Magnificent one? Projared - by RE posters spouting "Believe Victims"

(he may just have Hungarian DNA)

PogiJones · « **Reply #40136 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:19:08 AM »

People are living in fear because Astral Chain is about to be released and normalize cops, and you think now is an appropriate time to stan for Kamala Harris? Have some empathy.

nachobro · « **Reply #40137 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:20:22 AM »

resettis so dumb they don't even get their own correct, punching up jokes

BisMarckie · « **Reply #40138 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:21:15 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on August 28, 2019, 10:02:57 AM

can you imagine having a history of history on the 121st anniversary of Brad's Drink being renamed Pepsi-Cola?

The beginning of YUM! brands history

VomKriege · « **Reply #40139 on:** August 28, 2019, 10:22:49 AM »

In response to someone wondering if the Queen could veto the suspension of Parliament :

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If she wants to no longer be Queen, sure.
I dont know how long it would take for Charles's coronation, but I'd have massive respect for her if she did decide to deny it just to give parliament enough time to stop no-deal.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/government-is-to-suspend-parliament-u-k-update-queen-approves-the-move.137704/post-23995140

News:

Author Topic: River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible (Read 4922525 times)