Annihilatee of the Year 2009

[Kestastrophe]

Flame of Callandor- An impressive body of work, to say the least, but most of his annihilation occurred in the political thread. Voting for him might depend on your political leanings

Kosma- Most memorable annihilation(s) came at the hands of Jinfash. His Polanski defense thread makes it hard to choose anyone else for this illustrious award.

Green Shinobi- Arrested Development meltdown and the drug legalization thread cement his position in the poll. Too many others to remember

Methodis- yup.

[Great Rumbler]

I'd pick Kosmas since his annihilation is the most impressive. I mean, outside of those instances, he's actually a pretty good poster so you really don't expect annihilation of that caliber.

[The Fake Shemp]

Best poll ever.

[Mr. Gundam]

I'd go with FoC, but it wouldn't do any good. My votes for Green Shinobi.

[Reb]

FoC and GS are distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, so the Kosma annihilations are more special.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, I think it's going to be a two horse race between Kosma and Green Shinobi. There's still time for one of them to get further annihilated before the New Year too!

[Don Flamenco]

Polanskigate is what stands out the most to me. 

[demi]

You should add:

Himuro - no question, this flip flopping degenerate doesnt know his asshole two ways from sunday, he is a very confused boy who is very much deserving of the annilhilation award just by being there

CajoleJuice - left forum because of being outed as a homo, cmon this is MEGATON annihilation (unsure if this is 09 however)

Anyone else who left

None of those listed in the poll are worth of the annihilation, as they stand their grounds and suck it up. The ones I listed have left numerous times. I believe the annihilation award should go to those who have no backbone and run at the sign of a fight.

[duckman2000]

Kosma takes things in stride so he's alright. Green Shinobi doesn't seem to have any self distance whatsoever and at least appears to take everything without so much as a hint of self deprecating humor. Makes it more of an all around character annihilation. Kosma's have been a lot more entertaining, though.

[Diunx]

Kosma, the tattoo prank was fucking epic.

[Tauntaun]

Kosma, this buds for you. 

[CajoleJuice]

I'd accept the Icon-Annihilatee of the Year 2009 Award, demi.

[Boogie]

I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Green Shinobi.  Why?

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- Gets annihilated anytime he says more than a couple of sentences (sometimes less).  Kosma at least can write a couple of paragraphs without finding himself skewered.

- Kosma takes his annihilation in stride.  Green Shinobi throws a fit and then runs to other threads whining about how the people who own him suck.

- Better to bang androgynous big tittied women than a mentally unstable bunny thief.  Not only that but wanting to return to the bunny thief just months later after the incident.

- Kosma's misguided but well meaning optimism vs. Green Shinobi's angry cuntery.

Although Polanskigate made this a tougher decision.

I agree with Triumph, FOC isn't even a poster.  It's just a script that generates a stock Libertarian response when someone talks about gold or Ron Paul.  Certainly explains why he lacks the ability to respond to a rebuttal except to copy and paste something from digg.com.

Methodis is an inane shtick character.  May also be an eliza script chock full of angry Sfag and Beatles responses.

[Boogie]

Green Shinobi.  Why?


- Gets annihilated anytime he says more than a couple of sentences (sometimes less).  Kosma at least can write a couple of paragraphs without finding himself skewered.

- Kosma takes his annihilation in stride.  Green Shinobi throws a fit and then runs to other threads whining about how the people who own him suck.

- Kosma's misguided but well meaning optimism vs. Green Shinobi's angry cuntery.

Hmm, convincing points.  Can I change my vote?

[duckman2000]

I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

To be fair, one could argue that your case was a bit of a dual-annihilation. GS get wiped, but you spent an awful lot of time in the mudpit in order to get to that point. Kosma either does it all by himself, or contributes so much that the annihilating forces tend to remain clean and proper.

But yeah, Kosma also takes less time to get out of the pit. As far as I can tell, GS is still seething with rage, and there is certainly still a stink  of rotten self-righteousness about his person.

[Boogie]

I voted Kosma, even though self-interest would point me towards GS.  I think it's a toss-up between the two, though.

To be fair, one could argue that your case was a bit of a dual-annihilation. GS get wiped, but you spent an awful lot of time in the mudpit in order to get to that point. Kosma either does it all by himself, or contributes so much that the annihilating forces tend to remain clean and proper.

also true.  That probably has to do with the fact that I tend to do most of my involved arguing at midnight whilst half-inebriated. 

[Reb]

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by: Green Shinobi
on: Today at 06:06:34 PM

I hope you fall ass-first on a chainsaw, you dog-sodomizing piece of shit.

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GS annihilated.

[CajoleJuice]

[demi]

lmao

[Boogie]

(No subject)

by: Green Shinobi
on: Today at 06:06:34 PM

I hope you fall ass-first on a chainsaw, you dog-sodomizing piece of shit.

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GS annihilated.

 

[duckman2000]

Yes, Rebiak, I just sent you a PM. Go ahead and post it, fucktard.

And T EXP, I could take a drill to every fucking lobe in my brain and still have more functioning brain cells than you.

As far as I can tell, GS is still seething with rage, and there is certainly still a stink  of rotten self-righteousness about his person.

Yup

[demi]

 

[duckman2000]

[tehjaybo]

CHRISTMAS IS THE TIME FOR LOVE CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?

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Didn't vote because tbh neither of them really bother me.

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[Olivia Wilde Homo]

 

This is why I voted for Green Shinobi.

[cool breeze]

Kosma for the Jinfash tattoo thing.  That was amazing.

[duckman2000]

This is why I voted for Green Shinobi.

Honestly though, it's getting to be more sad than it is entertaining. Dude seems to be completely humorless.

[Diunx]

Its funny that I actually agreed with GS on the drug thread and with Kosma in the Polanski one, but no ones gives a shit, wait, is not funny is sad :'(

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I also like muse

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[Eel O'Brian]

Short-bus riding piece of shit calls me a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow? BrandNew could fuck his sister, and their offspring could fuck for ten subsequent generations, and those kids wouldn't be half as distinguished mentally-challenged as your dumb ass.

U Mad, a special Christmas 2009 Edition brought to you by Rankin-Bass

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i didn't vote for anyone...YET

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[duckman2000]

Its funny that I actually agreed with GS on the drug thread and with Kosma in the Polanski one, but no ones gives a shit, wait, is not funny is sad :'(

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I also like muse

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You're actually distinguished mentally-challenged, though. I don't think GS is distinguished mentally-challenged, unless we're counting zero self distance as a form of distinguished mentally-challenged.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

T EXP, you are the most worthless poster on this forum. I could feed my dog a bowl of Alphabet Soup, and he would crap better posts than what you write.

 

I'd like to thank Evilbore for offering the Christmas present of a Green Shinobi meltdown.

[Diunx]

But rebiak said that GS is distinguished mentally-challenged, naw ima cofusaade.

[Reb]

I'm too cool to hate.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm too cool to hate.

But I heard you were a dog-sodomizing piece of shit.

[Reb]

I was kind of disappointed the insult didn't seem personalised at all.

[twerd]

Even though he may have been a better sport about it, Kosma's annihilations were much more thorough.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Yes, I might not win!

[Human Snorenado]

Let's not forget one of the most awesomely nonsensical posts of all time ever:  "They exist because they do."  Mandark pretty well twisted JayDubya into a pretzel of logical dumbness in that thread and he's yet to recover.

...but pretty much nothing beats the repeated Kosma annihilations.  Sorry bro, but the fact that you seem to not be a butt hurt nerdling (looking at here) certainly makes you a better member of the community.

[The Fake Shemp]

You'd have to be distinguished mentally-challenged to not realize you have been thoroughly annihilated on multiple occasions, Green Shinobi.

... but I won't hold that against you.

[drew]

I'm too forgettable to hate.

fixed

[duckman2000]

If I had ever actually been annihilated, I'm sure I'd be able to laugh it off.

I'd still get pretty angry at being called a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow within the first few posts.

That's precisely why you get annihilated. It's mostly self-annihilation then, I suppose, but still. You're like a toy clown built from anger, sulfur and brittle spikes.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I don't think i've ever been annihilated. In fact, I recall annihilating demi pretty badly about RE5, so maybe he should be on here.

[The Fake Shemp]

Man, you'd have to be some kind of idiot to believe that, Green Shinobi.

[AdmiralViscen]

Yea, the poll options are lacking.

The thread itself puts GSin the clear lead among our choices.

Demi is right about those who flee. Foc doesn't count. Add jaydub.

[The Fake Shemp]

Transformers was 2007

[Barry Egan]

If the poll were situated in terms of specific events, I'd have voted Polanski-gate.

As it stands though, I think Green Shinobi is pretty much the pure embodiment of Annihilation.  Every time he opens his eyes and steps outside the door he is annihilated.  Then he comes home, flips on the computer, and is annihilated even harder. He rests his eyes on his pillow, and annihilation comes to him in dreams.

[AdmiralViscen]

Jaydubya taken his sit so seriously. And at least gs had some connection with reality in hoping for drug law reform. Jaydub got nuked and u have to give mandark props for that.

However seeing GS lose to willco, and his behavior doing it? He getsvmy vote, that's it.

[Boogie]

I also think no-knock warrants are unconstitutional.

[Human Snorenado]

When have I ever lost any argument to Willco? Have you seen the fool he's making of himself in the Avatar thread?

Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. constitution to people who actually live in the U.S.

So I guess all our friends living in Korea can just stfu about it then. 

[AdmiralViscen]

When have I ever lost any argument to Willco? Have you seen the fool he's making of himself in the Avatar thread?

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Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. Constitution to U.S. citizens.

Thats my point. You can be half correct and have a weak opponent and still fuck it up. Overeager and overemotional, not a good look. Annihilated look.

[The Fake Shemp]

Green Shinobi: the only guy who annihilates himself in the annihilation thread

Everytime he posts, its like Christmas!

[Boogie]

Boogie, you're a fucking Canadian. Leave discussions of the U.S. Constitution to U.S. citizens.

When have I shown the remotest inclination to discuss the US Constitution?

Then again, when have you?  From my hazy memory, all I recall is you saying "Many believe they are unconstitutional" and "I believe they are unconstitutional."

Given previous post history when called out on such statements, I doubt very much you would present a very compelling case.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Can someone please tell me why im even in this poll.

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, putting Methodis in the same poll as Green Shinobi is an insult to... Kosma?

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I like how the poll looks like someone flipping you off.

I think GS is going to annihilate himself twice in the same thread on the same day.  We should put money down on how many self-annihilations GS will have in this thread.

[The Fake Shemp]

He never learns, and wants to carry on the subject he was annihilated on in the annihilation thread.

Game, set, match. Total annihilation.

Boogie

[Boogie]

Boogie, if you could somehow go back in time to the late 1700's and ask the founding fathers of the U.S. Constitution whether they believed that heavily-armed police should be able to forcefully enter a private residence without warning and use military tactics to intimidate and subdue private citizens who were merely suspected of engaging in illegal activity and who had no prior record of violent crimes, what do you think they would say?

Please tell me that's not your standard for arguing about whether something is unconstitutional or not.

"I think the founding fathers would say X!"

"You're distinguished mentally-challenged, I think they would say Y!"

"What do you know, you're CANADIAN!" 

edit: I especially like how you continue to use the inflammatory, alarmist lolbertarian rhetoric.

  "Military tactics"   

Suspected! (in italics, no less!)

"intimidate and subdue private citizens"! 

[AdmiralViscen]

Yeah, putting Methodis in the same poll as Green Shinobi is an insult to... Kosma?

Lmfao

[Boogie]

Umm, we can make educated guesses based on the evidence at hand (like the stuff that these people actually wrote). Please tell me that's not your standard for trying to infer something that might not be readily apparent.

Why does anything that the Founding Fathers wrote or thought, outside of the constitution itself, mean a damn thing when determining whether something is unconstitutional or not?