Serious stonks strategy talk

[Tasty]

You've really lost the plot when you start talking yourself into Gamestop being a valuable company.

It really is simple, even if the volatility slows and we sit in the 90-110 area, the company is vastly changing. They have capital, their financials aren’t bad, the motherfucking CHEWY founder is on the board. If it takes a little while for you to break even, so be it. This has turned into a cult stock, you think Tesla’s financials match their stock price? FUCK NO.

Just hold if you can hold, if you need to pay your rent and pull then you shouldn’t have been playing with your money like this.

HOLD IDIOTS, AND LETS GET WSB BACK TO BEING OPTION TRADERS

the motherfucking CHEWY founder is on the board

Oh well in that case

[Tasty]

their financials aren’t... bad

Lol this is the biggest backhanded non-compliment to a company I've ever seen

[VomKriege]

I think even the original WSB guys on the GME train reckoned the "correct valuation" based on the actual company health was around 20$.

But I guess there's not much for bag holders to do except eat losses later in the off chance some other wild spike happens at some point.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

The plan is simple you all. After Trump wins the presidency in 2024, he’ll revalue GME to be worth 10,000 per share. Get in now while it’s low, be patient, and then enjoy being a millionaire.

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

(Image removed from quote.)

https://m.

[Nintex]

The plan is simple you all. After Trump wins the presidency in 2024, he’ll revalue GME to be worth 10,000 per share. Get in now while it’s low, be patient, and then enjoy being a millionaire.

*snoooorrt* "GAMESTOP! Oh boy do we love Gamestop and we love Wall Street Bets. They hold and look... I thought, wow this guy lost millions he's going to sell, like I would sell. And he HOLDS. Look at the balls on this guy and he's still HOLDING it's crazy let me tell ya but we love the holders. We want them to hold. HOLD DON'T FOLD. When I get elected it'll go up, believe me it'll go up. It'll go up like you've never ever seen before. And they will ask me SIR... SIR how do we stop?"

*HOLD THAT STOCK! HOLD THAT STOCK! HOLD THAT STOCK!*

"I call it a SQUEEZE that's French for a squeeeeeze you know when you touch something soft but really this is actually very hard"

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/lce6zm/elon_musk_reminds_me_of_a_rich_billionaire_who/

Elon Musk reminds me of a rich billionaire who throws a wad of 100's into traffic and watches poor people scramble for the cash while a bus can hit them at any moment.

Anyone kinda disturbed by his behaviour? He clearly knows what he's doing but seems to enjoy the affect it has on people. He's toying with the young and the ignorant and he seems to get off on it while drunkenly watching from his mansion.

 

[chronovore]

It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.

That is true, but it also goes for Robinhood. I expect they will be on the wrong end of a few class-action lawsuits, despite their clickthrough EULA.

[BisMarckie]

I bet some people made serious bank on GME. Riding the wave and then shorting the fuck out of it was so obviously the right move. I feel so stupid for being so risk averse.

[Transhuman]

Everyone who didn't sell has never heard of the prisoner's dilemma

[Clockwork5]

If you are for some reason still holding sell that shit now.

[who is ted danson?]

If you are for some reason still holding sell that shit now.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Tasty]

It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.

That is true, but it also goes for Robinhood. I expect they will be on the wrong end of a few class-action lawsuits, despite their clickthrough EULA.

Eh I regret that post, people losing money just isn't cool and there was some level of fishery going on.

[demi]

So did anyone here make that scrilla? 5 digits? 4 digits? More?

[Clockwork5]

[demi]

I dont know what that means. You made money?

[james]

I dont know what that means. You made money?

Do you run this forum for money?

Of course not.

Its about friendships demi. Thats what we all want.

[demi]

Money would make me happier yes

[Uncle]

demi's post used to be top of the page 18 which means someone just deleted several posts which could have made the forum legally culpable for financial wrongdoing 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

https://mobile.twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1239659855448866816

 

[Clockwork5]

I dont know what that means. You made money?

I ended up losing a couple hundred bucks.

That is not my screenshot. Im better than that lol

[Beezy]

So did anyone here make that scrilla? 5 digits? 4 digits? More?

I made about $1400 on GME when it increased from 100 to 114 early on. I thought that was the end of it and got out before it really took off the following day. I could've made at least 10k.

[Clockwork5]

Tell me I’m stupid for staring at dogecoin the over the past 2 weeks and each day wondering why I haven’t left money in there.

I don’t know. I’m starting to think .50 or even $1 is a possibility.

[Nintex]

I can see Dogecoin become the counter rallying cry from Elon Musk and friends against that build back better and great reset idea pushed by the world economic forum and governments.
Yes a great reset, a reset to a dogecoin economy.

Snoop Dogg is on board too

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1358141965930426368

[who is ted danson?]

Elon is manipulating Bitcoin now

https://twitter.com/business/status/1358765462931320835

[james]

Who was the fucker who told me not to get into doge coin

[Uncle]

 

[james]

Wait just remembered it was the stupid website verification that blocked me, youre all good 

[Uncle]

I still think it will slide back down eventually, because in a real world sense it's next to useless and poorly designed and is only as valuable as the people who own it believe it is


I mean even elon invested in regular bitcoin despite making joking tweets toward doge

[jorma]

so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs! 

[james]

so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs! 

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole

[jorma]

so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs! 

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole

i told you on the first page of the thread, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

[james]

so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs! 

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole

i told you on the first page of the thread, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow

[Nintex]

Sounds like some illegal insider trading boys

[who is ted danson?]

[Mr Gilhaney]

Well SNDL was a great second stock to buy. 

[Uncle]

Well SNDL was a great second stock to buy. 

I'm worried it won't be for long since reddit knows about it now and are going nuts

as soon as reddit recognizes a goldmine it nosedives

[Courage]

yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.

[james]

Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?

Buy low sell high

[jorma]

yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.

i've sold most of my aphria but i'm keeping 1000 because of the crazy big arbitrage towards tilray 

[Beezy]

I bought 40 shares of APHA in December. These gains aren't enough to quit my job.

Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?

And how do you suggest we do that?

[naff]

yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.

i bought some NEPT a few days ago alongside a bunch more in that MSOS/YOLO weed ETF. almost instant 30% gain day 1 with NEPT then it flattened but seems actually priced fine. Village farms also seemed fine. Should've got on the hype train with TLRY / APHA i guess 

[naff]

put another k into my 'murcan trading account heh. dese returns. wish i had more liquid cash tbh though kinda glad as im feeling a little desperate, am pretty dumb and could get srsly burnt if i had ready access to my savings. housing market has gone so nuts here like a lot of places the past year. i've been priced out of a new place again so im staying in my apartment and throwing money at this shit i guess. house market: skyrocketing, stock market: mooning, bubble: inflating, needle? getting ready to pop.

[who is ted danson?]

The bigger the bubble, the bigger the government bailout. Keep pumping boys 

[CatsCatsCats]

Bought sndl as a long term idea under a dollar, now I’m like, shit okay where do I get off this, the memers are here

[Tasty]

Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?

And how do you suggest we do that?

Pump and dump, baby

[Beezy]

The weed pump and dump is complete.

Bought sndl as a long term idea under a dollar, now I’m like, shit okay where do I get off this, the memers are here

I hope you sold while it was still high.

[CatsCatsCats]

Nah, I’m long in it still. Probably should have sold enough to cover the position when it was north of 4 but, I’m hoping to hold it a year+

[Tasty]

Hump and pump

[naff]

oops, well I'm glad I'm in the boring etf and the less visible stock with OK fundamentals now

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Secret tips on how to make millions in stock from one of America's greatest governors.

[Nintex]

Only $47 I mean, you gotta hand it to them. It's a fair grift.

[who is ted danson?]

Fuck this. The system is completely rigged. We would have blown up the economy at the end of January.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lmagzp/today_interactive_brokers_ceo_admits_that_without/

[who is ted danson?]

nsf001
smashthestate

[Nintex]

The SEC is going after the redittors not the hedgefunds.
Read about a lawsuit yesterday. 

Voting has consequences.

[Tasty]

Wallstreetcrats

[headwalk]

i've sent a letter off to my broker (he only works two days a week) to see how my £35 worth of gamestop, blackberry and AMC investments are doing. i hear they're all massive up and comers.

papa's gonna buy a brand new bag.

[team filler]

Wallstreetcrats

warren 

[Tasty]

Wallstreetcrats

warren 

[Beezy]

https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1362450258282885129