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Title: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 04:32:30 PM
I've been reading wallstreetbets all this past week and people are turning this volatility into giant sums of cash left and right.

Im tired of being left out. I want to retire and move to costa rica. Predictit was fun, and I made like $45 dollars voting no on Yang, but it's time for the real money.

But I dont really understand it all. Look at this comment someone made today:

Quote
SPCE 4/17 5p are basically free money

Ok, so they're saying that Virgin Galactic Holdings is over-priced at 24.71 and this person is betting that by 4/17/2020 the stock will be closer to $5. Right?

That's a bit too far out to me, but what if I buy puts for 4/17 for, say, $12? Half the current price? Is that also free money?
Title: Re: Serious stonks stragey talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 04:34:46 PM
For reference I bought my first puts this morning.

 $70.46  (25.21%) 
and
 $0.92  (2.35%) 

I mean, this is a good start right? Had my nuts been a little more developed, I could have easily been up $200 today but I got scared.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 03, 2020, 04:55:24 PM
You always short and grab the bull by the horns as you ride the wave of interest towards a higher yield  :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 03, 2020, 05:01:09 PM
buy high, sell low
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:03:40 PM
What part of serious was unclear
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 03, 2020, 05:03:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/tJ2z9lW.png)

You know what to do, James.

It's time to leave humanity behind and join the Bohemian Grove.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 03, 2020, 05:05:25 PM
Thread right now:

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcS6Iv4WbcALjra2BcU3YVoYIN2vmR_r55y7uZg9sVtRKnk_NxXs)

Thread when James makes money:

:pika

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/029/959/Screen_Shot_2019-06-05_at_1.26.32_PM.jpg)

Thread when James loses money over shitty Mexican beer-virus-chan hitting the stonks:

(https://vmsseaglescall.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Screen-Shot-2019-10-25-at-11.23.07-AM-475x260.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:07:28 PM
I think you should take a look at investing all the savings you have into Forex trading. Easy returns guaranteed.

More info please
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:16:37 PM
Esch liked and then unliked my Vanguard post, and that felt worse than my portfolio taking a dip  :'(

It's good advice though.

I thought about it, and then i realized forums poster james is smart enough to take on a little more risks in the market. Index funds are safe and boring. A guy like james can handle something a little more profitable.

This is wrong.

I want safe money. I want "basically free money".

I want to be like the guy who made $6million on Tesla stonks in 5 days.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 03, 2020, 05:16:46 PM
Esch liked and then unliked my Vanguard post, and that felt worse than my portfolio taking a dip  :'(

It's good advice though.

he is asking about short term options trading, he is clearly not interested in good advice

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:18:22 PM
Go look at those long term Vanguard portfolios and tell me all the red is a good thing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 03, 2020, 05:20:08 PM
Now is the perfect time to buy. We have this thing very much contained. You see the markets are doing great. The fundamentals of this market are strong. I believe there is no reason to panic. Now is a great time to buy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 03, 2020, 05:22:23 PM
Just watch the Wolf of Wall Street, james. Do Penny-stocks like he did, and then develop a drug habit. Maybe find an underage Margot Robbie alike for your... how do we say... pizza-tendencies and then lose it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdokQz4Q7pY
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 03, 2020, 05:24:46 PM
Make sure you register your Robin Hood to a burner phone.

When you lose them their leverage and go -$500k, just delete the app, smash the phone, and start fresh.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 03, 2020, 05:32:44 PM
Just watch the Wolf of Wall Street, james. Do Penny-stocks like he did, and then develop a drug habit. Maybe find an underage Margot Robbie alike for your... how do we say... pizza-tendencies and then lose it all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdokQz4Q7pY
If you repeat this fraud under the Trump administration you'd probably get a Presidential Medal of Freedom  :rodney
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:36:42 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 03, 2020, 05:39:11 PM
Go look at those long term Vanguard portfolios and tell me all the red is a good thing

if you're determined to go high risk  probably no reward i suggest to look at weedstocks (the murican mso's)

if Sanders wins, he'll legalize federally day 1 and everything will moon because executive order bitches
Biden hates weed though, so even if federal legalization is possible in his presidency... he aint gonna push for it himself.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 03, 2020, 05:41:04 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?

of course there's no downside! everyone on wall street loves to throw free money at newbs who don't know what they are doing! it's that sort of spontaneous generosity that has made wall street so famous after all!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 03, 2020, 05:43:29 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?

of course there's no downside! everyone on wall street loves to throw free money at newbs who don't know what they are doing! it's that sort of spontaneous generosity that has made wall street so famous after all!

(https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/i_m-gonna-tell-him-don_t-you-dare-gif-_1.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:48:52 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?

of course there's no downside! everyone on wall street loves to throw free money at newbs who don't know what they are doing! it's that sort of spontaneous generosity that has made wall street so famous after all!

Show your portfolio or gtfo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 05:54:49 PM
Ok this is helpful it breaks up the strategies by experience

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 03, 2020, 05:55:24 PM
you are so fucked
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 03, 2020, 05:58:34 PM
Buy Bayer stocks, one day these guys who got cancer from Glyphosate will die and drop their lawsuits. Their numbers are good enough for a stock valued at around 140 Euro dollars.:money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 03, 2020, 06:02:58 PM
I get the feeling that all of you are broke
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 03, 2020, 06:04:44 PM
Well yeah, I bought Bayer and VW stocks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 03, 2020, 06:13:52 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?

of course there's no downside! everyone on wall street loves to throw free money at newbs who don't know what they are doing! it's that sort of spontaneous generosity that has made wall street so famous after all!

Show your portfolio or gtfo

i don't trade the wsb-style options because i'm neither an autistic super genius who doesn't really care about money or an idiot.
i have mostly swedish dividend stocks and quite a bit too much of assorted weedstocks

but i'm also like 50% cash atm


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pennywise on March 03, 2020, 06:43:01 PM
Well yeah, I bought Bayer and VW stocks.
Damn.
That's almost as bad as investing in those photovoltaics companies.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 03, 2020, 06:53:24 PM
Not too worried about Bayer, I got in at 80. :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 12:03:13 PM
Well both my options portfolio and predictit portfolio have been decimated

 :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Akala on March 04, 2020, 01:31:27 PM
think of it like you got in on the ground floor.  :nothing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 01:46:34 PM
So I'm reading about selling puts... And it seems pretty common sense?

Like if the stock goes up I keep the cash

If it goes down I own the stock

There's like no downside?

of course there's no downside! everyone on wall street loves to throw free money at newbs who don't know what they are doing! it's that sort of spontaneous generosity that has made wall street so famous after all!


You fucking imbecile explain this


I was told to post this. I think i beat the game. I bought every reasonable call selling for .01 and bought them. Over 1000 contracts. The slightest upward movement makes me money, and they cant go lower than i already bought them for. It either goes up, or expires worthless.YOLO

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fd7f9b/i_was_told_to_post_this_i_think_i_beat_the_game_i/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 04, 2020, 01:58:05 PM
If you bought Hunter Oil Corp stocks yesterday for 200 bucks, you would have made 10000 bucks today.

Pennystocks are a great investment the Big Banks donít want you to know about. :shh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 04, 2020, 02:10:53 PM
my portfolio is up 4% today
you can't explain that!
 :rimshot
 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 02:17:08 PM
my portfolio is up 4% today
you can't explain that!
 :rimshot

If you owned health companies youd be up 13% like me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 04, 2020, 02:31:34 PM
my portfolio is up 4% today
you can't explain that!
 :rimshot

If you owned health companies youd be up 13% like me

i think i'd rather own arms dealer stonks tbh  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 02:58:16 PM
Ok, sold my first put

Your Estimated Order Total    (Credit) $154.44
Funds required for this trade    $2,095.56


$54.44 is going to Bernie, and $100 is going to give daddy a good time
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 04, 2020, 03:01:39 PM
Ok, sold my first put

Your Estimated Order Total    (Credit) $154.44
Funds required for this trade    $2,095.56


$54.44 is going to Bernie, and $100 is going to give daddy a good time

Splatoon amiibos are more expensive than I thought.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 03:06:35 PM
I dont understand the trading interface

For the puts I bought, its pretty obvious if Im making (or losing) money

But for the one I sold I dont know where to find that info 

????
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 03:16:50 PM
Quote
For this strategy, time decay is your friend. You want the price of the option you sold to approach zero. That means if you choose to close your position prior to expiration, it will be less expensive to buy it back.

fuck I think i understood this wrong
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 04, 2020, 03:25:34 PM
James will have to give gas station BJs to pay rent by the end of the year :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 03:29:28 PM
I think Im done with stonks. The more I read, the less I understand

Please close the thread.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 04, 2020, 03:43:06 PM
I think Im done with stonks. The more I read, the less I understand

Please close the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YWXFiQWWfk
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 04, 2020, 03:57:28 PM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 04, 2020, 06:28:29 PM
Quote
For this strategy, time decay is your friend. You want the price of the option you sold to approach zero. That means if you choose to close your position prior to expiration, it will be less expensive to buy it back.

fuck I think i understood this wrong


 You're selling an underlying you don't own, so you have to buy it back to complete the trade.  The ideal scenario is you selling a contract that has value, you get the credit on the sale immediately, then it ends up becoming worthless due to theta decay for when you buy it back.   Options decay over time, so if you're selling an option, you actually earn money over time (if you're buying, you're losing).  You can create spreads of buy/sell combinations to earn money at a specific strike point over time. 

Get an Ameritrade account so you can sign up for ThinkorSwim to understand how to construct trades.

 Get this book : https://www.amazon.com/Option-Traders-Hedge-Fund-Framework-ebook/dp/B00844NXC6  It's heavy reading, but worth it.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 04, 2020, 06:53:44 PM
it's fairly easy to fuck up using thinkorswim, or any REAL trading platform, so understand how the platform works through using papermoney, not to mention employing various strategies. also, use the free courses provided by ameritrade
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 08:31:48 AM
If I'm understanding the wsb chat, I'm about to print some serious tendies
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 05, 2020, 09:00:57 AM
If I'm understanding the wsb chat, I'm about to print some serious tendies

futures looking bright for you and the sanders campaign

https://se.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500-futures
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 05, 2020, 09:20:50 AM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put

Well done, James
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 09:58:20 AM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put

Well done, James

 (82.86%)

 :leon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 05, 2020, 10:06:24 AM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put

Well done, James

 (82.86%)

 :leon

I thought you bought puts at the end of the day yesterday.   :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 10:31:32 AM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put

Well done, James

 (82.86%)

 :leon

I thought you bought puts at the end of the day yesterday.   :(

Yes I did, thats a positive sorry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Occam on March 05, 2020, 10:34:36 AM
Edit: So it's positive. Parenthesis usually indicate losses.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 05, 2020, 10:39:37 AM
Ok last one I swear I bought this

SPY Mar 27 2020 295.00 Put

Well done, James

 (82.86%)

 :leon

I thought you bought puts at the end of the day yesterday.   :(

Yes I did, thats a positive sorry


Ahh.  Confused me since the parenthesis indicates losses in brokerage software.  Nice.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 10:43:49 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 10:43:53 AM
Yeah I just copied and pasted.

Also, some bad news gang.

I went to buy some United Airlines puts last week, and frankly, my timing was exceptional.

So Im looking at my puts wondering where my tendies are.

Turns out I bought Under Armor (UA) instead of United Airlines (UAL)

 :snoop :snoop :snoop :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 10:46:51 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 10:49:42 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw

What happens if I lose the $100
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 05, 2020, 10:50:51 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw

What happens if I lose the $100

You turn yourself in to the FBI with your stash of underage squid porn.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 10:52:11 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw

What happens if I lose the $100

You turn yourself in to the FBI with your stash of underage squid porn.

Youre not welcome in this wholesome thread

 :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 10:53:39 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw

What happens if I lose the $100


I think you misunderstood, you owe me a million no matter what.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 10:55:24 AM
James if I give you 100 bucks to play with, how long will it take you to turn that into a cool million with your newfound stonks knowledge?

You can keep the 100 bucks in that scenario btw

What happens if I lose the $100


I think you misunderstood, you owe me a million no matter what.

If everyone on this forum gives me money I can make it happen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 05, 2020, 01:07:16 PM

If everyone on this forum gives me money I can make it happen

3 days later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNYNMM0hXXY

James:"Sorry, Bore Brothers.  I could not navigate our ship out of this rogue wave."
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 01:15:39 PM
Tendies are rolling in.

SPY puts: 117.34%
DIS puts: 89.60%
AAL puts: 12.44%

Even the UA I accidentally bought: 2.35%
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2020, 02:07:39 PM
I would join a James hedge fund  :snob
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 02:08:42 PM
I am in for 100 bucks, you can keep 40 % of the profit. :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 02:29:36 PM
Making money is so easy I wish I would have known about this sooner
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 02:38:42 PM
Teach me your second hand knowledge about options trading james. I want to retire next year.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 02:41:25 PM
Teach me your second hand knowledge about options trading james. I want to retire next year.

Keep refreshing this page and do whatever the posts with the most comments and upvotes are saying

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fdtomr/daily_discussion_thread_march_05_2020/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 02:46:43 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 05, 2020, 02:56:41 PM
james, put 2k in your td account and get them margins   :klob
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2020, 03:01:05 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Seconded James, I want in on this.  :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 05, 2020, 03:03:16 PM
it's power hour and i am feverishly watching spy, i am rooting for you james
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 03:15:44 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Seconded James, I want in on this.  :money

PM me cash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 05, 2020, 03:27:07 PM
fuck spy is cockteasing like a mfer, break already
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 05, 2020, 03:39:14 PM
Teach me your second hand knowledge about options trading james. I want to retire next year.

Keep refreshing this page and do whatever the posts with the most comments and upvotes are saying

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fdtomr/daily_discussion_thread_march_05_2020/

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 04:06:22 PM
Well folks, Im officially an international stock broker

(https://i.imgur.com/Or83fBS.png)


Time to load up on treasury bonds!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 04:20:52 PM
this is turning into one of the most entertaining threads in a long time :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 04:22:20 PM
this is turning into one of the most entertaining threads in a long time :lol

Get in on this while you still can
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 04:23:09 PM
I paid a hundred bucks for dumber things.

James better not use that money to commission Splatoon fanart though   >:(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 04:23:25 PM
Get in on this while you still can
gambling is dumb and triply so while we're in an unpredictable stock market freefall but godspeed you fucking lunatic
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 05, 2020, 04:24:21 PM
I paid a hundred bucks for dumber things.

James better not use that money to commission Splatoon fanart though   >:(

Narrator: James does, and becomes the Wolf of Pedophilia-Street.

More seriously: If he makes you $400, that's pure profit in terms of a million dollar loan and you'll start James' political career.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 04:25:05 PM
James better not use that money to commission Splatoon fanart though   >:(
once you've made money gambling, there is no sexual imagery on earth that can beat that rush. nothing compares.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 04:25:40 PM
Bloomberg also started at the bottom!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 05, 2020, 04:32:51 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 04:34:33 PM
The thing about Ponzi Schemes is that you donít get scammed if you get in early :rollsafe
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 04:34:34 PM
Theres no consensus on WSB on what is happening tomorrow

Some say green, some say red

 :fbm

Im hoping we get a 600 point pump so I can load up on casino puts for Kenny
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 04:36:29 PM
It'll just go down again breh.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 04:38:29 PM
It'll just go down again breh.

Yeah but first it needs to go up so I can buy them at a discount
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 04:42:03 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Seconded James, I want in on this.  :money

Put your money where your mouth is you coward :bolo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 04:44:27 PM
Do you guys remember when Atra lost over $20k on cryptocurrency?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 04:45:33 PM
Do you guys remember when Atra lost over $20k on cryptocurrency?

IĎd be more than happy to lose 20k james, donít listen to the haters
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 05:45:26 PM
Wow guys, at first I thought the James Investment Fund was a scam since I read about these scams in the news all the time.
But it looked legitimate and well thought out, so invested into the James Investment Fund. Fast forward three months later and not only have I paid back all of my credit card debt, I also was able to take my wife and my 3 girls to Disneyland for an unforgettable weekend. I was able to quit my job and I am now a stay at home dad thanks to the James Investment Fund,
Making money has never been easier! Join the James Investment Fund today! itís worth it!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 05, 2020, 05:53:55 PM
hmm
it's really tempting. i saw the kind of returns the james of wolf street was posting, and it really does look like he knows what he's doing.

i mean, nearly 100% in one day? that's like 3650% in a year!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 05, 2020, 06:51:48 PM
hmm
it's really tempting. i saw the kind of returns the james of wolf street was posting, and it really does look like he knows what he's doing.

i mean, nearly 100% in one day? that's like 3650% in a year!

And that's just me warning up

 :klob
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 05, 2020, 06:58:32 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Seconded James, I want in on this.  :money

Put your money where your mouth is you coward :bolo
Send him a PM for paypal info.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 07:12:25 PM
I am serious btw about giving you 100 bucks to play with since I am curious how much money reddit can make me. I am too lazy to do it myself though.

Hit me up via DM with your paypal if you are interested :pimp
Seconded James, I want in on this.  :money

Put your money where your mouth is you coward :bolo
Send him a PM for paypal info.

We are in this together bois :playa
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 05, 2020, 09:22:34 PM
Yeah but first it needs to go up so I can buy them at a discount
I doubt it. Hope you loaded up on puts today. Japanese markets are shitting their pants right now and Dow Futures are way, way down.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 08:26:10 AM
Yeah but first it needs to go up so I can buy them at a discount
I doubt it. Hope you loaded up on puts today. Japanese markets are shitting their pants right now and Dow Futures are way, way down.

Shosty when do i switch to calls?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 09:26:11 AM
Yeah but first it needs to go up so I can buy them at a discount
I doubt it. Hope you loaded up on puts today. Japanese markets are shitting their pants right now and Dow Futures are way, way down.

Shosty when do i switch to calls?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 09:36:11 AM
Iv and theta are critical for options trading but I have no idea what they mean
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 09:54:17 AM
Iv and theta are critical for options trading but I have no idea what they mean

Yeah, 'the greeks' are really important: Theta, Delta, Vega, Gamma.  Theta is a measure of how much an option decays in value over time as it reaches expiration if bought (or increases in value if you're selling).  Options put risk on time, which means you can purchase contracts with very little margin, with the caveat risk of being 'out of the money' at the strike of your sale, losing everything.   IV is the expected volatility of the option based on the past volatility and affects the value of the option.  High IV produces high priced option premiums and vice versa.  The rise and fall of implied volatility will determine the amount of theta decay along with the total pricing -- so making trades with expectations of IV movement increase success of the trade.  Delta is an expressed ratio for the option value in respect to the underlying asset - so it indicates how sensitive option prices are to the stock itself. Vega determines how sensitive an underlying is to the changes of IV.  Gamma measures how sensitive Vega is - just like how acceleration is the second derivative, it's measuring the change(accel) of the change(velocity) of the asset price(position).

The big takeaway here is that the Math PhDs at the Renaissance Fund and other hedge funds that are using differential equations to code the most efficient pricing algorithms per movement are wasting their time not refreshing WallStreetBets subreddit.     

 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 10:03:36 AM
I feel like I should have sent you the 100 bucks instead. :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 10:06:20 AM
I feel like I should have sent you the 100 bucks instead. :thinking

You'll get $15 bucks back in a year at my pace.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 10:07:37 AM
Iv and theta are critical for options trading but I have no idea what they mean

Yeah, 'the greeks' are really important: Theta, Delta, Vega, Gamma.  Theta is a measure of how much an option decays in value over time as it reaches expiration if bought (or increases in value if you're selling).  Options put risk on time, which means you can purchase contracts with very little margin, with the caveat risk of being 'out of the money' at the strike of your sale, losing everything.   IV is the expected volatility of the option based on the past volatility and affects the value of the option.  High IV produces high priced option premiums and vice versa.  The rise and fall of implied volatility will determine the amount of theta decay along with the total pricing -- so making trades with expectations of IV movement increase success of the trade.  Delta is an expressed ratio for the option value in respect to the underlying asset - so it indicates how sensitive option prices are to the stock itself. Vega determines how sensitive an underlying is to the changes of IV.  Gamma measures how sensitive Vega is - just like how acceleration is the second derivative, it's measuring the change(accel) of the change(velocity) of the asset price(position).

The big takeaway here is that the Math PhDs at the Renaissance Fund and other hedge funds that are using differential equations to code the most efficient pricing algorithms per movement are wasting their time not refreshing WallStreetBets subreddit.     

Just tell me what to buy plz
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 10:09:12 AM
Iv and theta are critical for options trading but I have no idea what they mean

Yeah, 'the greeks' are really important: Theta, Delta, Vega, Gamma.  Theta is a measure of how much an option decays in value over time as it reaches expiration if bought (or increases in value if you're selling).  Options put risk on time, which means you can purchase contracts with very little margin, with the caveat risk of being 'out of the money' at the strike of your sale, losing everything.   IV is the expected volatility of the option based on the past volatility and affects the value of the option.  High IV produces high priced option premiums and vice versa.  The rise and fall of implied volatility will determine the amount of theta decay along with the total pricing -- so making trades with expectations of IV movement increase success of the trade.  Delta is an expressed ratio for the option value in respect to the underlying asset - so it indicates how sensitive option prices are to the stock itself. Vega determines how sensitive an underlying is to the changes of IV.  Gamma measures how sensitive Vega is - just like how acceleration is the second derivative, it's measuring the change(accel) of the change(velocity) of the asset price(position).

The big takeaway here is that the Math PhDs at the Renaissance Fund and other hedge funds that are using differential equations to code the most efficient pricing algorithms per movement are wasting their time not refreshing WallStreetBets subreddit.     

Just tell me what to buy plz

Edit:  No idea how to trade like WSB.  Wouldn't be able to help you with that.  Nobody knows what direction the market will go. Making huge gambles on short-term directional trades works if you're Moneybags McGee that can Martingale your way out of a down position, otherwise I don't see how it's sustainable.  When it comes to options, I do really conservative spread trading on wide, long-term positions, exiting long before expiry.  Using a rudimentary scanner for anomalies in IV, and take a bunch of long-term trades.  IE: Selling a front month strike and buying a further ITM strike on the month after that and earning a small credit on theta on the value of the short as it moves favorably with IV, with a hedge from the buy.  You earn money as long as the position doesn't move too far from those strikes - instead of from a directional gamble.  Taking advantage of things like this over many trades adds up.  I don't make an exciting amount of money doing it, though.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 10:10:41 AM
I feel like I should have sent you the 100 bucks instead. :thinking

You'll get $15 bucks back in a year at my pace.   :lol

Investment tip: Bet on under 2.5 goals on all upcoming Serie A games without crowds. :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 10:13:58 AM
15% is crazy btw.  I am stoked if I make 5% + dividends.  :doge
Granted I am very conservative when it comes to investments that are not taking place on thebore dot com.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 10:23:50 AM
15% is crazy btw.  I am stoked if I make 5% + dividends.  :doge
Granted I am very conservative when it comes to investments that are not taking place on thebore dot com.

15% on a really good year.  I don't make much doing this, and managing this stupid thing has gotten old after 10+ years.  I'm at the point where I'm only using options as a hedge on futures because I would rather spend my time doing more important things every morning like reading the shitpost thread.   :smug
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 01:57:11 PM
I just send you the money James. 

Imagine all the little kids in some poor place that could've been fed for a day with this money. I will donate 5% of my profits to charity. :hitler
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:09:09 PM
Good timing boys.

UAL just had a midday pump so I bought some April puts because the feds can't do anything to force them to not bleed money out the ass.

The order cost like $300 something so it will be easy to track - basically we will split the profit 3 ways.

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:09:43 PM
Off topic but does anyone know what the tax implications are of running an international stock brokerage firm?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:11:22 PM
Holy shit just looked at my SPY puts

+$944.46 (270.86%)
   
 Do I sell??????
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:16:03 PM
Help im hyperventilating
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:16:41 PM
Holy shit just looked at my SPY puts

+$944.46 (270.86%)
   
 Do I sell??????

Joke advice: Sell

Serious advice: sell.

Cash out your initial investment and youíre playing with house money from now on. :playa
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:18:04 PM
Holy shit just looked at my SPY puts

+$944.46 (270.86%)
   
 Do I sell??????

Joke advice: Sell

Serious advice: sell.

Cash out your initial investment and youíre playing with house money from now on. :playa

I only own 1 though so I cant half sell
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:20:30 PM
Sell, cash out your initial investment and find another high risk bet.

Thatís my approach to sports gambling :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:22:52 PM
Ok just sold I think I made lots of money but cant tell where it went
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:24:21 PM
I think the website crashed??? Nothing is loading??? I use Ally
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:28:48 PM
Ok I think I figured it out

I bought the SPY puts for $420.54

I sold the SPY puts for $1,386.41

(it shows up in Unsettled Funds?)

Thats pretty good for 2 days right?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:30:25 PM
Forums poster James to launch late presidential bid :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:34:58 PM
This stonk stuff is fun but also stressful. Can't imagine doing this full time.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:36:50 PM
This stonk stuff is fun but also stressful. Can't imagine doing this full time.

Maybe you should have thought about this before you started an international brokerage firm.  :maf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 02:37:06 PM
Just remember who your early supporters are Mr. President ;)

And uh, if the IRA or Feds show up to ask you were the money is from just tell them I sold you a copy of Pokemon Blue or something  :shh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:38:43 PM
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:38:48 PM
My first act as president will be to nationalize wall street and shut down this irresponsible derivative speculation market
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:39:10 PM
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:40:31 PM
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 02:41:30 PM
Seriously though, cash out like half of that money and treat the rest as play money you never really owned.

Daddy doesnt get a new yacht with that kind of play

You could go on that Corona cruise :trumps

I can spend on my proceeds on the master suite and quarantine like a fucking king

 :steiner
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 02:53:34 PM



Who do you trust with your money to make sound investments

Politicians :nope
The Government  :nope
Bankers :nope
Stock brokers  :nope

A random person on the internet with a Pokemon avatar and Splatoon fetish :ohyeah

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3. ? ? ?
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 02:56:27 PM
Forums poster James to launch late presidential bid :success

Given his views on age of consent.... Libertarian Party here we come :klob

I feel like he should launder the investments into his campaign funds before some COINTELPRO investigation  suggests that he is a foreign asset. :shh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 03:08:13 PM
I used to worry about my financial position now I only have to worry about the color of my Tesla.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 03:38:55 PM
This is when I sold

(https://i.imgur.com/1b4zRWN.png)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2020, 04:18:56 PM
James turning into a successful stock options trader by miming everything he sees on Reddit and KissVibes doing an extended Joe Biden gag are the two funniest things to happen on this forum in a long time :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2020, 04:31:42 PM
This is when I sold

(https://i.imgur.com/1b4zRWN.png)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 06, 2020, 04:36:47 PM
At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like:  :pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 04:39:00 PM
This is when I sold

(https://i.imgur.com/1b4zRWN.png)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2020, 04:40:03 PM
technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 04:41:20 PM
technical analysis, take courses on thinkorswim but in the current market, technicals are kinda garbage

What I am hoping from this thread is that people who know what theyre doing tell the rest of us what to do and we all get rich together.

"go get an mba" aint helping
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 06, 2020, 04:45:12 PM
the thinkorswim advice was good, definitely get some fundamentals in
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2020, 04:45:38 PM
you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 04:46:44 PM
the thinkorswim advice was good, definitely get some fundamentals in

No, I want him to say "buy xxx NOW" and "sell yyy NOW". Those are helpful tips.

Im a busy boy, Im already spending most of my day refreshing wsb, I dont have time to take online classes as well. My boss is already wondering where my reports are.

you know, i would if there wasn't the possibility i'd be sued  :'(

Ill sign a disclaimer!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 06, 2020, 04:47:04 PM
yea, not doing that
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 04:47:47 PM
I have been reading this on the train though:

https://www.optionsplaybook.com/option-strategies/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 06, 2020, 05:06:24 PM
Good shit, James.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 05:15:51 PM
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 06, 2020, 05:26:08 PM
This is when I sold

(https://i.imgur.com/1b4zRWN.png)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   :maf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 05:27:49 PM
This is when I sold

(https://i.imgur.com/1b4zRWN.png)

My timing is exquisite

 :miyamoto

you have no idea how hilarious your timing is because based on the technicals i have loaded, you sold when the rsi was near its peak of 60 which is fairly close to oversold. you simply couldn't have timed it better, fucking bravo. some bots prob picked up on those technicals and automatically bought shit -- this is the kind of market i assume a lot of these phd level algorithms are going to get fucked because the markets are no longer rational. generally you don't use rsi with indexes but given how volatile the markets have been, you can in its current condition.

holy fuck i am laughing irl

I dont know what any of this means but I would like to learn how to do it again next week


Also got my first hate pm at the bore from a salty boi

Was it shosta?   :maf

No shosty loves me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2020, 07:50:41 PM
Dear God my ccl puts are about to print tendies for days


21 people test positive for coronavirus on California cruise ship, out of 46 tested so far
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 06, 2020, 09:49:29 PM
Brb taking out second mortgage to give to james
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pennywise on March 07, 2020, 12:46:39 AM
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
 :sistine
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 07, 2020, 06:55:22 AM
I am just saying if enough people invest in the James Investment Fund, we can move the markets by ourselves baby :success
But how can you invest when you got nothing from the start.
 :sistine
I'm willing to loan people $100 at 20% interest rate(12 month plan) to invest in the James Fund.

The returns are 20359% so that's easy money.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 07, 2020, 02:46:09 PM
At some point next year I can retire and my employees will be like:  :pika

Nintex rubbing his stonks success in the annoying veganís face :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 07, 2020, 03:59:19 PM
This guy should have given his money to me instead

Quote
I'm freaking out and need advice.

Options

On friday I sold a SPY put for 282 that expires on 3/9 on Robinhood. I have less than 1000 dollars to my name in Robinhood. Does this mean that on 3/9 I will be in debt almost 30k?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ff1dp2/im_freaking_out_and_need_advice/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 07, 2020, 04:02:22 PM
james, you should post your returns for this week... pretty curious.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 07, 2020, 04:06:38 PM
james, you should post your returns for this week... pretty curious.

Well I only sold the spy put, I'm holding the rest for when the mandatory quarantines start

I also have regular stocks from before that have gone down the shitter
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pennywise on March 07, 2020, 04:51:08 PM
I'm willing to loan people $100 at 20% interest rate(12 month plan) to invest in the James Fund.

The returns are 20359% so that's easy money.
I doubt I could pay it back, so might as well break my legs before.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 07, 2020, 06:23:33 PM
James rn:

https://twitter.com/FamousCeleb/status/1235345232436359176
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pennywise on March 07, 2020, 07:04:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF_PPPNkw1o

Incoming James situation.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2020, 08:17:02 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Global stock market is collapsing, oil prices cratering (DOWN 25 FUCKING PERCENT), mass hysteria









And im about to print tendies
 :rash

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: OnlyRegret on March 08, 2020, 08:18:15 PM
time for the bonus stage
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2020, 08:24:29 PM
time for the bonus stage

Im worried no one will be left solvent on the other side to pay out my wins :(

This oil crash is about to put a lot of people out of business.

S&P futures down 4.7%, supposedly trading is halted at 5%.

Edit: 4.82% in the time it took this edit lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 08, 2020, 08:30:00 PM
I am going to buy a racehorse with my tendies :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2020, 08:31:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/a1qBSyp.jpg)

 :delicious
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 08, 2020, 11:22:38 PM
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 08, 2020, 11:29:53 PM
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 09, 2020, 03:15:49 AM
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 :gloomy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on March 09, 2020, 03:29:11 AM
Will James survive the day? That is the real question.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 09, 2020, 03:41:16 AM
probably not, but death by hookers and blow sounds much better than dying from corona
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 08:17:58 AM
Will James survive the day? That is the real question.

I have out of office meetings until 2pm so that's the earliest I'll be able to check anything lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 09:29:07 AM
Shit show is about to start and I'm going to miss it

:(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 09:33:01 AM
7% down at open

 :lawd

Into my meetings I go :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 09, 2020, 09:36:44 AM
1200 points in one day tomorrow :dead

I'm thinking there will be an 1800 point one day drop at some point in the next couple weeks.

looks like today
dax futures are down more than 7% 8% 9% less than an hour before  market open

 :gloomy

I FUCKING CALLED IT.

But I think it'll happen twice actually. I expect it'll do a big 5% or more swing up tomorrow and then the second 7% within a couple days later.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on March 09, 2020, 10:21:06 AM
freeeeeefallllll!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2020, 11:12:43 AM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/403/692/4a1.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 12:49:59 PM
American Airlines puts: 74.48%
Las Vegas Sands puts: +120.85%
Disney puts: +227.32%

The Under Armor puts I bought by mistake because I thought I was buying United Airlines: +283.83%   :doge

Someone explain this to me please


Also Im about to be the proud owner of 100 Carnival Cruise Line stocks  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 09, 2020, 12:54:11 PM
Explanation:
We are rich bois :playa
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 09, 2020, 02:33:28 PM
Explanation:
We are rich bois :playa

Thinking that James will give you your share of the profits   :girlaff
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 03:13:34 PM
Look at this guy on WSB

4 weeks ago:

I quadrupled my account in 1 year only using shares and leverage
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ewbv8q/i_quadrupled_my_account_in_1_year_only_using/

Made $103k

Today:

(https://i.redd.it/qs4w4ilxlnl41.jpg)
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/ffv4hz/dont_hold_stonks_on_5x_margin_over_the_weekend_an/

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 03:38:54 PM
I have no idea what to buy today :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 09, 2020, 03:40:17 PM
I have no idea what to buy today :(

Hand Sanitizer/Purell. Maybe some soap companies.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 09, 2020, 03:45:14 PM
My AMD put from this morning ($44 exp 3/13) has about 10% return so far. I feel like letting it ride.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 09, 2020, 03:45:27 PM
https://twitter.com/vijayprashad/status/1237100184657694720

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2020, 03:51:33 PM
Managing an international fund has made this harder to do :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 09, 2020, 03:57:16 PM
I have no idea what to buy today :(
Invest in coffins?

Maybe alcohol.

Or we could get some cheap oil before the Russians flatten Saudi oil fields.

Another example of why the James Fund is the best fund. He values your input and opinion.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 09, 2020, 05:06:49 PM
I have no idea what to buy today :(

short italian tinned tomatoes

long other tinned foods
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 10, 2020, 04:14:01 PM
The fuck is the market doing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 10, 2020, 04:19:44 PM
payroll tax cuts and stimulus promises. it's all hopeless though. we're still 1000 points lower than Friday's close.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 10, 2020, 04:37:58 PM
The fuck is the market doing

Likely just a resistant bounce from officially becoming a bear market.  It's kind of arbitrary, especially in the current context where the speed of decline is what's relevant,  but what is conventionally understood as a ' bear market' is a 20% drop from the previous high.  We're right at the cusp: (S&P down 18.9%, DIA down 19.3%, Nasdaq  down 19% from all-time closing high.)

Or not.  Who knows.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 11, 2020, 03:30:18 PM
Ive been too busy at work to strade stonks but I took a quick glance at the portfolio today

Disney puts: +341.80%


Get fucked shitty comic book action movie empire

 :tauntaun
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 11, 2020, 04:07:06 PM
How are the Vegas stonks doing? :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 11, 2020, 04:43:35 PM
How are the Vegas stonks doing? :money

I think it was up 2 hundred something

Oddly, my United puts have done the worst, only up like 30 percent. But theres still time for Trump to declare flying illegal
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 11, 2020, 06:04:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/1YOzsGU.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 11, 2020, 06:43:59 PM
How are the Vegas stonks doing? :money

I think it was up 2 hundred something

Oddly, my United puts have done the worst, only up like 30 percent. But theres still time for Trump to declare flying illegal

Did you already forget that you didn't actually buy United Airlines?  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 11, 2020, 06:45:11 PM
How are the Vegas stonks doing? :money

I think it was up 2 hundred something

Oddly, my United puts have done the worst, only up like 30 percent. But theres still time for Trump to declare flying illegal

Did you already forget that you didn't actually buy United Airlines?  :lol

Thatís why I trust James with my hard earned money.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2020, 11:48:54 PM
https://twitter.com/forevertawl/status/1237926757665251328
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 12:17:51 AM
How are the Vegas stonks doing? :money

I think it was up 2 hundred something

Oddly, my United puts have done the worst, only up like 30 percent. But theres still time for Trump to declare flying illegal

Did you already forget that you didn't actually buy United Airlines?  :lol

I circled back and bought some after my friend Jared told me he was about to ban flights from Europe

Aal puts going to print
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2020, 09:32:29 AM
https://news.bloomberglaw.com/pharma-and-life-sciences/hundreds-of-corona-patients-allowed-to-try-gileads-ebola-drug

Should buy Gilead Sciences.

 :brain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 10:10:54 AM
Holy shit its already a 2000 point drop, (8.5%). Obviously it's the biggest single day point drop but if it doesn't rebound by the end of day, then that makes it the biggest percentage drop since 1987.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 10:11:30 AM
We're currently 1500 points away from Dow 20,000 :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 10:11:45 AM
21,612.53 −1,940.69 (8.24%)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2020, 10:14:23 AM
HODL
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 10:16:52 AM
Who wants to bet on when we hit 15,000?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 10:29:19 AM
Who wants to bet on when we hit 15,000?

A 50% drop from the peak? That took like a year to happen after the 2008 meltdown.

If unemployment shoots up then maybe it will but it seems unlikely. WTF knows though.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 10:35:57 AM
Who wants to bet on when we hit 15,000?

Hard pass. 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 11:10:35 AM
A special fuck you to Occam who told me over PM to sell my SPY puts because it was the smart play

I could have bought the bore dot com with my tendies :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 11:59:39 AM
For everyone who doesn't invest, just know that this is a TERRIBLE time to invest. There is just volatility, these types of events are decades apart and there is no textbook example of how to act.

I do it for fun. Yesterday my put options (betting against a stock) were down 50% and now they're up 80% from what I bought them at on Tuesday. On Wednesday afternoon, I was totally prepared to lose what I put in.

When the market acts smart, you act smart. When it acts dumb, you act dumb. This might be a fun time to invest but be prepared to lose everything for no good reason. And in case you're wondering, I was betting AGAINST a GOOD company (AMD). So it's really not about how much successful a company is being right now. It's just all chaos and fear.

Edit: I'm up over a 100% now. Again, this is why they call it stonks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 12:10:02 PM
I think the biggest reason why you don't want to invest right now, even though the economy might "recover" fully in a few years, is that GDP is a unit root process, not trend stationary, so its recovery level might be significantly lower than what the talking heads are expecting. This is what led to a kind of infamous back and forth between Paul Krugman and Greg Mankiw. And this also happens to be why the World Bank growth forecasts from 2010 onward were always way, way off.

https://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/roots-of-evil-wonkish/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 12:22:39 PM
I think the biggest reason why you don't want to invest right now, even though the economy might "recover" fully in a few years, is that GDP is a unit root process, not trend stationary, so its recovery level might be significantly lower than what the talking heads are expecting. This is what led to a kind of infamous back and forth between Paul Krugman and Greg Mankiw. And this also happens to be why the World Bank growth forecasts from 2010 onward were always way, way off.

https://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/03/03/roots-of-evil-wonkish/

We're definitely in a bad spot. The unemployment numbers from the last few years are over-inflated with contractor positions which means people are often poorly compensated and can be laid off easily. I would not be surprised at all if the recovery is slower than 2009-2012.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 12:27:43 PM
I can't believe Lagarde right now. 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 12:59:09 PM
My Disney put is up 538.55%  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 01:00:42 PM
. When it acts dumb, you act dumb.

Again, this is why gave money to a guy who buys Under Armour put options by accident.  :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 01:04:00 PM
My Disney put is up 538.55%  :doge
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1238144544341884928
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:07:30 PM
And now my puts are plummeting because the fed is taking all our money and spending it at once  :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:08:49 PM
I lost like $1000 in profits in the last 4 minutes


Dont worry boys, im holding. Feds got nothing on me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 01:10:23 PM
Excessive greed is a necessary character trait for a successful options trader.

NEVER SETTLE FOR A MEAGER 500% PROFIT
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:10:52 PM
And now my puts are plummeting because the fed is taking all our money and spending it at once  :doge :doge :doge
The federal reserve doesn't spend your money, it creates it ex nihilo.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:11:06 PM
Can the stock experts please chime in on whats happening right now
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:11:50 PM
Is this how inflation happens
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:13:40 PM
You miming Reddit and making fat returns despite knowing literally nothing is kind of like when Yugi lets the Pharaoh take over the wheel and Yugi wins every match
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:15:28 PM
You miming Reddit and making fat returns despite knowing literally nothing is kind of like when Yugi lets the Pharaoh take over the wheel and Yugi wins every match

Excuse me but I read various options guides and none of them talked about the fed doing this
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:18:58 PM
You didn't know what quantitative easing is?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 01:20:54 PM
The US government is taking my money. ItĎs just like Weimar Germany. :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 01:21:03 PM
I love you, James.  Read a fucking CNBC article or something .   :lol   Fed ramped up repo program (adding liquidity to bank lending) that it announced a day ago.  Also increased amount of instruments for purchase, including coupon bonds which ppl have been demanding for awhile.  What does this mean for your tendies?  Who the fuck knows.  You're holding onto puts that made 5x it's money on the quickest downturn in decades.  At this point, I'm just impressed that you didn't get suckered into buying weeklies, but the fact that you're still holding onto these things, despite not knowing much of anything (which is okay, if you're new to this), and after that kind of serendipity ...  :lol :lol  You're hilarious and I love you.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:25:08 PM
this is without a doubt the best thread
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:31:39 PM
You didn't know what quantitative easing is?

I know it means we're bailing out wall street again
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:34:11 PM
That's actually not what QE is, it's the federal reserve purchasing bonds back so that banks can lend their money instead of waiting for treasury notes to mature. The bailout was when the federal government purchased toxic assets from failing banks and gave them enough money to stay afloat while they clean up their books and recapitalize.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:35:41 PM
I'm just impressed that you didn't get suckered into buying weeklies

I didnt understand why the trading volume on some dates was so low (and the bid ask spread so high), but a nice person on wsb explained to me that some weeks are better than others and I should stick to the popular closing dates and thats been working out well for me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:36:36 PM
That's actually not what QE is, it's the federal reserve purchasing bonds back so that banks can lend their money instead of waiting for treasury notes to mature. The bailout was when the federal government purchased toxic assets from failing banks and gave them enough money to stay afloat while they clean up their books and recapitalize.

Dont bonds make like 1%? Seems pretty toxic to use my tax money to buy something with such small gains. Maybe the feds should start buying puts.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:37:44 PM
I literally just said that the fed doesn't use your tax money to do this, the printer just goes brrrrrr and money floods into the economy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 01:39:45 PM
I'm just impressed that you didn't get suckered into buying weeklies

I didnt understand why the trading volume on some dates was so low (and the bid ask spread so high), but a nice person on wsb explained to me that some weeks are better than others and I should stick to the popular closing dates and thats been working out well for me

Because it's a gambling instrument.  They were not offered in the past because they were such a rotten deal, although they've gotten better in recent years.   Weeklies allow people with small accounts to day trade because you barely need any margin, and the theta decay is so quick on the final moments of expiry.  Legally, you're allowed 3 day trades per week if you have under 25k in your account.  But yes, the bid/ask is terrible. 

A little clarification:  They're a gambling instrument and a poor choice for the average retail trader.  They're a good hedging tool for hedgefunds that can tank market risk, and regularly selling thousands of out-of-the-money weekly options scales well as a strategy, but is obviously out of reach for people like us.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 01:40:45 PM
Holding onto a put option that already made 500% profit is like, to use a sports betting analogy, betting on a huge underdog that miracolously pulled ahead hoping they would run up the score. :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:41:42 PM
I literally just said that the fed doesn't use your tax money to do this, the printer just goes brrrrrr and money floods into the economy.

Who funds the printer dickwad you ever bought toner before it's expensive as fuck

 :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:43:12 PM
I'm just impressed that you didn't get suckered into buying weeklies

I didnt understand why the trading volume on some dates was so low (and the bid ask spread so high), but a nice person on wsb explained to me that some weeks are better than others and I should stick to the popular closing dates and thats been working out well for me

Because it's a gambling instrument.  They were not offered in the past because they were such a rotten deal, although they've gotten better in recent years.   Weeklies allow people with small accounts to day trade because you barely need any margin, and the theta decay is so quick on the final moments of expiry.  Legally, you're allowed 3 day trades per week if you have under 25k in your account .  But yes, the bid/ask is terrible.

Someone on wsb posted about their sister being flagged for day trading and luckily I googled that shit and avoided some serious consequences

 :whew

Who knew the free market was so fucking regulated
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:43:55 PM
Holding onto a put option that already made 500% profit is like, to use a sports betting analogy, betting on a huge underdog that miracolously pulled ahead hoping they would run up the score. :lol

Relevant:

 :brazilcry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:52:20 PM
I really don't know anything about gambling on insurance for stocks but QE doesn't satisfy me in the absence of fiscal stimulus and people are saying that the floor could be as low as 30%. I also don't think people understand just how bad the oil price cratering in combination with countrywide lockdowns is going to shake financial markets. Prices recovered slightly today because fickle people reacted to the news but the serious investors have all left the market and are praying to God.

That's also why all these bounces always turn into bigger crashes the next day as smarter investors realize that the price recovery was completely unjustified.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 01:53:18 PM
I really don't know anything about gambling on insurance for stocks but QE doesn't satisfy me in the absence of fiscal stimulus and people are saying that the floor could be as low as 30%. I also don't think people understand just how bad the oil price cratering in combination with countrywide lockdowns is going to shake financial markets. Prices recovered slightly from cratering because people reacted to the news but the serious investors have all left the market and are praying to God.

So youre saying I should hold onto those puts

 :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 01:54:08 PM
chase your tendies
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:05:06 PM
Quote
Dow is back down 1,600 points as Fed intervention causes just a temporary respite from selling

It lasted only minutes. ::)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 02:15:10 PM
the only thing more hilarious than james is the fed  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 02:16:53 PM
https://twitter.com/ShaneDoorish/status/1238160637613785093
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:24:29 PM
Quote
Dow is back down 1,600 points as Fed intervention causes just a temporary respite from selling

It lasted only minutes. ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/cqj5li9.png)

Like masturbating into a forest fire
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 02:25:09 PM
I'm interested to read all the opinion pieces in the Wall Street Journal about investor confidence during a public health crisis, and why stimulus isn't working, without once addressing the American public's confidence in its private healthcare system.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:29:02 PM
My Disney puts are back up 610.10%

Get fucked fed.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:29:49 PM
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 02:31:28 PM
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry

 :lol To be fair, I guess athletic wear is a non-essential.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 02:31:46 PM
My accidental UA puts are up 744.42%  :larry

"My accidental Under Armor puts are up seven hundred and forty percent."

Newsfeed.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 02:32:25 PM
I would have sold these options immediately for these returns. But then again, that's why I don't run an international brokerage firm.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:32:31 PM
Do they sponsor the NBA or something? What am I missing here
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:33:49 PM
How is it a mystery to you why airlines are bleeding out the ass? :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:34:03 PM
I would have sold these options immediately for these returns. But then again, that's why I don't run an international brokerage firm.

It feels silly to sell at less than 1,000% gain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 02:34:09 PM
Do they sponsor the NBA or something? What am I missing here

They weren't doing well prior to this event, it's just compounded turmoil.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:34:32 PM
How is it a mystery to you why airlines are bleeding out the ass? :dead

UA is under armor you fool. I thought I was buying United Airlines but I wasnt

 :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:36:06 PM
Oh :lol

All consumer goods are going to be hit hard but it looks like UA has been underperforming for years and just posted some really bad returns. I can't believe you made a great bet against a company you didn't even know was doing bad :rofl
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:37:40 PM
I wonder how much of the UA movement are idiots like me and shosty who think we're getting a deal on United Airlines puts  :doge

It happened with Zoom over and over again
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:39:17 PM
Remember when 1,000 points was a big number

Now we dropping 2,000 and it's just another weekday
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:41:02 PM
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 02:42:57 PM
a supply-side recession mixed with dangerously low-interest rates that removed the market's inherent risk of relying on debt which led to an exponential growth in global debt, so what could possibly go wrong with the feds ready to set interest rates well past zero despite the inevitable demand shock that will send inflation numbers spiraling in march? clearly the fed knows that they have neither the ammunition nor tools to combat a global pandemic and they could've possibly used up all their ammunition in dealing with inflation

the fed is shook and you should be too  :ufup

save for james, james is a fucking champ  :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 12, 2020, 02:44:58 PM
I'm not worried about inflation, the only other choice is people starving to death and debt deflation. I guess creditors would be worried about inflation though... fuck em :heh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 02:45:33 PM
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

https://www.barrons.com/articles/zoom-video-downloads-spike-but-stock-valuation-remains-high-51584026978
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:49:02 PM
Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 02:56:10 PM
I'm not worried about inflation, the only other choice is people starving to death and debt deflation. I guess creditors would be worried about inflation though... fuck em :heh

I don't remember where I read it, but I read a piece how post WWI style turbo-inflation would save the middle class.  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 02:57:00 PM
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew


Corona rolling over in August?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 02:59:46 PM
Ok reddit is saying to buy long-term puts on Zoom (ZM) because theyre massively overvalued and no one will actually stick with them once corona rolls over.

Thoughts?

Im leaning no on the August ZM puts, way too pricey

Theyre trading at $111 right now and a put for $85 on August 21 costs 12.30 a pop

Thats too much right?



Edit: see above, apparently the big wigs have a target of $110 long term, close call on this one  :whew


Corona rolling over in August?

China solved their issues in about 4 months.

So I think 6 months for the US to get their shit together is a good call right?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 12, 2020, 03:02:44 PM
I don't know.  I get the feeling that a worldwide virus this contagious, where world leaders are saying that 70% of their citizenry will be infected won't likely be solved by August.  I'm a nobody, though.  I have no idea. 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 03:14:55 PM
i'm not an expert but this is how i read into those numbers: 70% will be infected by god knows which strain and despite coronaviruses having a low mutation rate compared to say the flu, they still mutate, so yea, we're fucked
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 12, 2020, 04:08:39 PM
I divested myself near the bottom in the last 30 minutes. On a $450 investment, I sold for about $950, pretty decent ROI.

Have NO idea what will happen tomorrow. The next six months will suck for the economy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 04:11:29 PM
 (9.99%)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 04:35:20 PM
WSB told me to buy puts on Live Nation, which I did

Quote
Live Nation and AEG Suspend All Tours Amid Coronavirus Outbreak

All domestic and international touring shows produced by the companies are postponed

 :mynicca


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 04:35:48 PM
My headcanon is that james is actually a highly successful stocks broker and is just messing with us.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 04:41:41 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge

https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/1238201622989242368


I

AM

GOING

TO

BE

RIIIIIICH

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 12, 2020, 04:43:34 PM
Never forget who believed in you the whole time james!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 04:44:49 PM
 :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca :mynicca
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 12, 2020, 04:45:34 PM
Did I ever mention how james is my close and personal friend?  :-*

#EphebophiliaIsNotACrime
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 12, 2020, 05:09:10 PM
awww yeah :pimp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2020, 05:45:41 PM
(9.99%)

*laughs in Herman Cain*
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2020, 06:00:31 PM
Will PM you bore secrets for percents
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 12, 2020, 06:02:25 PM
PayPal me $299 today and you might get an early heads up for the upcoming James Fund IPO.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 12, 2020, 06:05:07 PM
nintex keeps winning  :patel
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 07:02:52 PM
If 5 people pm me 100 each, i can give Nintex 500.

And then if the 5 of you get 5 additional people each to pm me 100, you will each get 500

There's no downside
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 09:26:59 AM
Stonks go down stonks go up. Not looking again until Tuesday
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 13, 2020, 02:34:14 PM
Just do it blind and drunk  :birb
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 04:01:41 PM
Fuck i tried to buy some NCL puts at 3:59pm to take advantage of the pump and the fucking website froze on me

THE GAME IS RIGGED
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 13, 2020, 04:02:18 PM
Get some of these corona test companies that are giving up parking lot.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 04:04:52 PM
DOW went up almost 1,000 points during that idiotic press conference

 :dead :dead :dead :dead

The market is full of imbeciles

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 13, 2020, 04:05:54 PM
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1238556513708453889

BOOM, back in business bois  8)

NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN  :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 04:08:04 PM
It was the biggest sale on puts in a generation and the fucking website didnt let me submit the order
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 04:21:09 PM
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 13, 2020, 04:26:48 PM
If you cared about ethics you wouldnít have gotten into options trading in the first place :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 13, 2020, 04:29:52 PM
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

I mean it's an internet post, but the way it's worded: Highly likely, but highly unlikely to prove.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 13, 2020, 04:34:21 PM
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

No, because he didn't have any inside information. He just deduced what was about to happen using information that was available to everyone.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2020, 04:50:35 PM
If you cared about ethics you wouldnít have gotten into options trading in the first place :trumps

I care about tendies

 :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 13, 2020, 05:22:19 PM
Is this considered insider trading?

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fi4boa/nlch_about_to_annouce_cancellation_of_cruises/

Quote
ALL CRUISES ARE SOLD OUT, = THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE..LITERALLY JUST AN HOUR AGO EVERY ROOM CLASS WAS AVAILABLE, JUST TRIED TO BOOK ONM WEBSITE, ANNOUNCEMENT GOING TO HAPPEN SOON. MEANING THEY ARE CANCELING NCL CRUISES GOOOOOO.. . IVE BEEN TRYING TO BOOK A CRUISE LIKE AN AUTIST ALL DAY WAITING FOR A DISCOUNT, JUST NOW THEY MADE IT UNAVAILABLE TO BOOK ANYTHING.

You're taking investment advice from people gambling with their life.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 14, 2020, 09:30:20 AM
Both PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series Xbox X X are moved to the first half of 2021 and an announcement will follow within a month.

Time to bet against the vidya James  :mynicca
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 05:23:57 PM
Someone tell me if the feds fucked me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2020, 05:25:52 PM
stonks will go up because of a temporary boost in confidence so just hold on until businesses start posting more fat losses.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 05:28:01 PM
stonks will go up because of a temporary boost in confidence so just hold on until businesses start posting more fat losses.

So selling my March 17 puts early and going all in on April was the right move?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2020, 05:33:30 PM
Yes, and I hope you did it on margin, too.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 05:34:48 PM
Yes, and I hope you did it on margin, too.

Im not a gambler dude. I just want safe gains.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 15, 2020, 06:04:53 PM
https://twitter.com/1Marchella/status/1239310410001477633
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 06:50:27 PM
Hit the down limit

The feds have no power here
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 15, 2020, 06:52:38 PM
lol dow futures hit limit down, stocks going up lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 15, 2020, 06:57:05 PM
they went up the last time fed cut rates, can't blame me for guessing they would again :trumps I'm still right that the real level should be much lower regardless.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 15, 2020, 06:58:40 PM
shosta, kindly :camby
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 15, 2020, 07:01:27 PM
I'm so fucking ready for another week of quality WSB gain/loss porn  :lawd

Dumb central banks thinking they have any power over coronachan
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 15, 2020, 08:13:53 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/fja1n0/rwallstreetbets_has_gone_private/

#RIP
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 15, 2020, 08:21:07 PM
They should halt the market for 3 weeks so they can keep this 'ammo' for the recovery.

As james would put it, they just masturbated another 700 billion into a forest fire.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 15, 2020, 08:35:04 PM
They should halt the market for 3 weeks so they can keep this 'ammo' for the recovery.

As james would put it, they just masturbated another 700 billion into a forest fire.

That quote should be on a tshirt
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 16, 2020, 03:50:01 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fjb79b/thank_you_wsb_for_all_you_have_done_in_my_life/
(https://i.redd.it/g8bax2qccxm41.jpg)

 :lol

Quote
WTF did u do OP? yolo MSFT 200c 3/20?
Quote
nah iím just a dumbass who doesnít know when to sell, i actually had profit on most of my trades but didnít sell and ultimately lost my money.
Quote
The graph shows consistent gains in the downward direction bro
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Crash Dummy on March 16, 2020, 04:43:26 AM
james, would you advise to go anywhere near energy stocks right now?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 09:37:06 AM
james, would you advise to go anywhere near energy stocks right now?

Be like Bernie don't support that

2000 point instant dow drop at opening, trading frozen

Lol get fucked fed
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 16, 2020, 09:52:46 AM
down 2700 pts

:yikes
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 09:58:39 AM
Market is going to go below what it was when Trump took office

 :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 12:52:32 PM
Blue Apron stock up 70% today

Come on guys, this is the type of easy money we should have been on.

Their stock was under $3 yesterday, so a super easy entry point.

GET ON THE FUCKING BALL SHOSTA


Edit: holy shit their stock cost $140 at one point  :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 16, 2020, 03:45:08 PM
Dow down -2683

Im old enough to remember when -1000 was big and scary

Im looking at a $2,066.46 profit on my spy put  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 16, 2020, 06:12:09 PM
Stock market :neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 17, 2020, 03:50:06 AM
https://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/1239603502306881536
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 08:08:48 AM
I don't understand this shit at all so help me understand the actual process going on here

everyone going nuts saying "buy puts buy puts" but that's just one action, what's the full trade taking place here

do they not even necessarily own stock in the thing, they're just buying a put so they can sell it later

or do they own stock and are buying puts against it so they can sell it at that price later and that's when they make bank

what is the initial setup and then the timetable of what they're doing, is it literally spend $1000 on puts and then a couple hours later sell the puts for $3000 or w/e
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 08:41:31 AM
what is the initial setup and then the timetable of what they're doing, is it literally spend $1000 on puts and then a couple hours later sell the puts for $3000 or w/e

Yes.

This is what we in the business call printing tendies
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 08:47:18 AM
but selling puts gives someone else the right to force you to buy at that price

it's not like you made your money and the transaction is done

or is the implication that things went your way and they would have to be stupid to make you buy


edit: wait you're not selling the put, you're exercising the option of the put you bought to force some other schmuck to buy at that price?  from you?  so you do have to own the stonk first
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 17, 2020, 08:58:09 AM
Sounds like one big scam to me.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 09:35:41 AM
but selling puts gives someone else the right to force you to buy at that price

it's not like you made your money and the transaction is done

or is the implication that things went your way and they would have to be stupid to make you buy


edit: wait you're not selling the put, you're exercising the option of the put you bought to force some other schmuck to buy at that price?  from you?  so you do have to own the stonk first

Be like this guy who went from 800 to 120000

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fjtneo/18_yo_800_to_115000_in_2_months/

And no most of this doesn't involve buying or selling the stock. The trick is to do everything before the strike date. Then it's someone else's problem.

I don't know what happens on strike date and I don't care to ask.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 10:26:43 AM
Boeing (BA) down 20% today alone

Theyve gone from $391 a year ago to $105 right now.

I didnt want to touch them because as a military contractor, I feel theyre first in line for any bailout.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 10:29:53 AM
Caesars Entertainment Corporation (CZR) down 30% just today

 :whew :whew :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 10:58:04 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/CfRoKqH.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 11:31:17 AM
but selling puts gives someone else the right to force you to buy at that price

it's not like you made your money and the transaction is done

or is the implication that things went your way and they would have to be stupid to make you buy


edit: wait you're not selling the put, you're exercising the option of the put you bought to force some other schmuck to buy at that price?  from you?  so you do have to own the stonk first

Ok not on mobile anymore so I can give a better reply.

Selling (writing) a put does force you to buy the stock at expiration if you are holding it. This is a good strategy if you actually want to buy the stock.

IE, if the stock costs $15 today, and you think its a good price, but feel it might go lower, you sell (write) a put for $12. Immediately, you collect cash money (the premium). If the stock doesnt go down to 12, thats it, you dont buy the stock and nothing else happens. If it DOES fall to 12 or below, you do buy the stock (so make sure you have the cash to do so).

The big money has been on the other side - buying puts that other people are writing. You dont want the stock and youre betting the price will go down. If the stock keeps falling, you make money. If the stock goes up in price, you lose your bet.

The question right now is where the bottom is. When I started this thread, it was legit free money. There was no way to lose. As this drags on, we will eventually reach some kind of bottom. No one knows where that is though. So you can still make money buying puts, or you could be buying at the bottom and be fucked,
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 17, 2020, 11:44:15 AM
I mean, it's essentially been free money for the past 10 years if you don't do day-to-day gambles and manage the odd poorly performing month.    :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 17, 2020, 12:27:49 PM
James, not to pry too much, but what was your principal and what's your net return right now? In dollar amounts.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 12:35:47 PM
James, not to pry too much, but what was your principal and what's your net return right now? In dollar amounts.

I dont know how to generate those cool graphs people keep posting on WSB

My best ones are these, although its down from yesterday:

 $1,550.46  (554.65%)
 $1,548.46  (135.88%) 
 $1,279.46  (387.08%) 

My worst one is technically this one, which is the put I sold for CCL. Its not a real loss though because I wanted to buy the stock anyway, I just overpaid. Everyone loves cruising. I might buy more stock honestly, theyre at $12.93 which is an incredible deal. Ill wait another month though and maybe get in at $10. Same for Royal. Fuck Norwegian though, asshole CEO.

 -$948.56  (-587.56%) 


Had I been the proud owner of bigger balls, all my gains could have been 3x as much.

 :brazilcry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 12:47:04 PM
The big money has been on the other side - buying puts that other people are writing

so what you're browsing a giant list of puts for sale and picking some

or are you just saying "I'll buy any puts for this price on this date" and the market is big enough that some mad lad out there is guaranteed to sell to you



And also there has to be a second step in there to actually make the money, yes you buy a put and the value of the put goes up, but how do you cash out without selling that put and therefore forcing yourself to buy those stocks?

or is the difference that you're not creating a new put to sell in this case, you're just passing it along to someone else?  that's sell to close as opposed to selling a put?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 12:59:46 PM
The big money has been on the other side - buying puts that other people are writing

so what you're browsing a giant list of puts for sale and picking some

or are you just saying "I'll buy any puts for this price on this date" and the market is big enough that some mad lad out there is guaranteed to sell to you

Sort of. You pick a company you think will go down, you pick a future date and then you open whats called an option chain. It looks like this:

(https://www.stockrover.com/img/blog/2016-03-18-options-chain/calls-puts.png)

The right side is puts (left is calls)

So in this example, Facebook was currently at 111, and you think it will go down to 100, so you go to that row and see that it costs you 0.48 to buy those puts (x100, options are sold in 100s).

Further to the right you see the volume, which is how busy that specific transaction is. If theres no volume, its probably a really bad idea, or youre a genius for being first.

Now at this point, puts arent selling for cents...some puts are going for $10+ dollars (x100) because of the market volatility. So its harder to get in at low risk.

Quote
And also there has to be a second step in there to actually make the money, yes you buy a put and the value of the put goes up, but how do you cash out without selling that put and therefore forcing yourself to buy those stocks?

or is the difference that you're not creating a new put to sell in this case, you're just passing it along to someone else?  that's sell to close as opposed to selling a put?

I am selling the puts I bought to other people. So im not creating new puts, I am just passing them along. Think of it like hot potato.

Something happens at expiration (strike date) and it seems complicated so I am selling before we get to that date so I dont have to worry about it. Potentially Im losing some profit but its not worth the hassle to figure it out honestly.

On the website, you get these options:

Puts:
Buy to open
Sell to close

This is where you buy existing puts and then when youre ready you hand them off to someone else.

Puts:
Sell to open
Buy to close

This is when you create a new put, which is giving you an obligation to buy stock at expiration. If you buy to close, you are passing the potato along.

Shosta, is this all correct?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 17, 2020, 01:00:10 PM
The big money has been on the other side - buying puts that other people are writing

so what you're browsing a giant list of puts for sale and picking some

or are you just saying "I'll buy any puts for this price on this date" and the market is big enough that some mad lad out there is guaranteed to sell to you



And also there has to be a second step in there to actually make the money, yes you buy a put and the value of the put goes up, but how do you cash out without selling that put and therefore forcing yourself to buy those stocks?

or is the difference that you're not creating a new put to sell in this case, you're just passing it along to someone else?  that's sell to close as opposed to selling a put?

Yep, that's exactly it: You buy puts at a 'strike', and are buying from a 'giant list', so-to-speak.  If those strikes are out-of-the-money, they're cheaper, but have a lower chance of expiring profitable, because every day they degrade in value:  It's more risky.  In-the-money strikes are the opposite: the expectations are lower, but the cost of the call/put is more.

You buy and sell the contract, not the underlying stock.    You're selling the contract to someone else, with the implication that you've made enough money prior to that handoff.  Option contracts degrade in value over time.  Someone who buys a contract off of you with 1 day left of time decay will hope to profit from a very short-term move.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 01:36:07 PM
thank you guys so much for being helpful and informative, that makes sense  :brain

and these are probably all market orders for speed I assume

regular stonks is a lot easier to wrap your head around than options
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 17, 2020, 01:47:28 PM
thank you guys so much for being helpful and informative, that makes sense  :brain

and these are probably all market orders for speed I assume

regular stonks is a lot easier to wrap your head around than options

It's one of those things that is a lot simpler when you get some hands-on experience.    The real complexity comes from understanding the pricing model, it's a partial differential equation called the BlackĖScholes equation, that big-brained math guys have been using to take advantage of arbitrage opportunities.  IE: Nassim Taleb who autistically scoured the market for years finding specifically underpriced Out-of-the-money puts (when the conventional wisdom was that they were overpriced), and just hoarded them until Black Monday to make $40 million in a day.  Now the guy just starts fights on Twitter, which is pretty funny as well.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 02:04:02 PM
Yeah I still dont get any of the greek words but it doesnt appear to matter
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 17, 2020, 03:03:40 PM
James, do you think Boeing is a good buy?

(https://imgur.com/a/I4MDWqc)

Cons

Pros

Take a look at this prediction - should be back to $400 once this corona shit blows over

(https://i.imgur.com/UDgo5YU.png)

Also
Trump wants to bailout boeing too, seems a nobrainer? (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/business/boeing-bailout-trump/index.html)


Maybe Boeing will code MCAS but for their share price? Guaranteed tendies?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 17, 2020, 03:08:39 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/nZyU7hd.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 03:14:06 PM
James, do you think Boeing is a good buy?

(https://imgur.com/a/I4MDWqc)

Cons
  • Make planes that aren't capable of flight
  • With the collapse of air travel, no airline will be able to afford or will want to buy new planes
  • Point 2 actually make point 1 irrelevant when you think about it, so there are no cons

Pros
  • Lot of AMERICAN jobs
  • Make AIR FORCE 1 FUCK YEAH
  • Make fighter jets and choppers to SHOOT DOWN IRANIAN ATTACKERS

Take a look at this prediction - should be back to $400 once this corona shit blows over

(https://i.imgur.com/UDgo5YU.png)

Also
Trump wants to bailout boeing too, seems a nobrainer? (https://edition.cnn.com/2020/03/17/business/boeing-bailout-trump/index.html)


Maybe Boeing will code MCAS but for their share price? Guaranteed tendies?

I posted my analysis earlier today:

Boeing (BA) down 20% today alone

Theyve gone from $391 a year ago to $105 right now.

I didnt want to touch them because as a military contractor, I feel theyre first in line for any bailout.

So does that mean theyll go up?

The problem is, Trump and friends are so corrupt I could see them doing something like cratering Boeing so Jared can buy it, rename it Trump Air, and then shower that in bailout cash

So theres some risk.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 17, 2020, 03:17:11 PM
My bad for missing that, I am a moron

I guess that also means I should buy leveraged puts on my CC
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2020, 03:26:52 PM
My bad for missing that, I am a moron

I guess that also means I should buy leveraged puts on my CC

Take out a student loan and put it all on the market. When the gov forgives our loans its free money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 17, 2020, 03:49:23 PM
James, do you think Boeing is a good buy?

(https://imgur.com/a/I4MDWqc)

Cons
  • Make planes that aren't capable of flight
  • With the collapse of air travel, no airline will be able to afford or will want to buy new planes
  • Point 2 actually make point 1 irrelevant when you think about it, so there are no cons

I mean your list alone makes it sound like a bad buy. :yeshrug

James' post about them being down also confirms it. I don't really see Boeing in the next quarter actually picking things up. Not with the virus, anyway.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 17, 2020, 05:24:23 PM
Bayer cratered at 47 Euro Dollars. Shouldnít have been so biasť about them when I bought at 80.  :doge

Please invent some corona medication, please invent some  corona medication.... :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 18, 2020, 06:20:00 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/lWPZacv.jpg) ;)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 18, 2020, 07:53:09 AM
so james is actually part of hillarys network with his highly suspicious trades?

#pizzagateisreal

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 08:14:21 AM
plz continue education

why do people buy several puts like this, what is the later strategy in getting money out of them

(https://i.imgur.com/9rUKjqY.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 18, 2020, 08:22:28 AM
plz continue education

why do people buy several puts like this, what is the later strategy in getting money out of them

(https://i.imgur.com/9rUKjqY.png)

Likely, they can't get a fill order for 600 on one strike: it's a $700,000+ trade. I dunno.  I'd have to check the amount of open interest and volume.   There's nothing strategic about it outside of that context. 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 08:29:28 AM
also james is all about the squid kids and doesn't even have an opinion on NTDOY :confused

like someone else said they about to sell 50 million animal crossings to shut ins globally
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 18, 2020, 08:31:13 AM

I don't even think Nintendo's stock trades as options, at least not on any US or European exchange
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 08:36:46 AM
 :neogaf

they're not risky enough to fuck with
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 09:28:52 AM
Yeah foreign companies are risky and Nintendo stock has too many emotional buyers and sellers
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 10:25:09 AM
This guy has $450k on the line, with options expiring Friday

He bet SPY goes under 240. Its at 242 right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fkc6i4/all_in_full_autism_this_is_what_the_people_come/

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 18, 2020, 10:46:40 AM
This guy has $450k on the line, with options expiring Friday

He bet SPY goes under 240. Its at 242 right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fkc6i4/all_in_full_autism_this_is_what_the_people_come/

These people are animals
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 18, 2020, 11:26:20 AM
Canadian oil at $10 a barrel.  :cancry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 18, 2020, 12:26:16 PM
Bayer cratered at 47 Euro Dollars. Shouldnít have been so biasť about them when I bought at 80.  :doge

Please invent some corona medication, please invent some  corona medication.... :existential

German government stocking up on Malaria medication made by Bayer. :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 18, 2020, 01:08:10 PM
This guy has $450k on the line, with options expiring Friday

He bet SPY goes under 240. Its at 242 right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fkc6i4/all_in_full_autism_this_is_what_the_people_come/

Did it hit? Apparently the market is frozen right now.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:16:40 PM
This guy has $450k on the line, with options expiring Friday

He bet SPY goes under 240. Its at 242 right now

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/fkc6i4/all_in_full_autism_this_is_what_the_people_come/

Did it hit? Apparently the market is frozen right now.

Well, spy is at 234 right now so the mad man is now a very very rich boi
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:21:46 PM
Blue Apron stock up 70% today

Come on guys, this is the type of easy money we should have been on.

Their stock was under $3 yesterday, so a super easy entry point.

GET ON THE FUCKING BALL SHOSTA


Edit: holy shit their stock cost $140 at one point  :doge :doge :doge

I bought 100 of these bad boys yesterday and Im up 307.67%

 :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 01:22:57 PM
My disney puts:

921.32%

 :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 02:00:55 PM
My disney puts:

921.32%

 :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge

strike and exp?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 18, 2020, 02:19:19 PM
After this, me, James and the German are millionaires.

Then afterwards we sell the movie script and book rights and become billionaires  :success

Me, James and the German is the book title btw.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 18, 2020, 02:30:32 PM
Canadian oil at $10 a barrel.  :cancry

Good thing Alberta just passed an austerity budget based on $60/bbl  :birb
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 02:57:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/lLoZBgz.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 18, 2020, 03:21:30 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/md937mM.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 18, 2020, 05:18:49 PM
The Toronto Stock Exchange
May 30, 2008: 14,714
March 18, 2020: 11,721

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on March 18, 2020, 05:28:20 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/md937mM.png)

Just send a fee to Great Lagos Credit to unlock the funds...
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Stro on March 18, 2020, 05:32:36 PM
Yeah foreign companies are risky and Nintendo stock has too many emotional buyers and sellers

I don't feel like a real Nintendie would ever sell Nintendo stock
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 05:46:42 PM
Yeah foreign companies are risky and Nintendo stock has too many emotional buyers and sellers

I don't feel like a real Nintendie would ever sell Nintendo stock

Thats the thing. Nintendo fans keep buying. The Nintendo-is-doomed folks keep selling. Whole market is out of whack
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 06:24:32 PM
Once again my best performer is still UA (Under Armor) now up 1358.55%

Stonks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 18, 2020, 06:52:55 PM
Someone on wsb made $500,000 and now I am sad :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 19, 2020, 12:52:19 AM
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/1240417047860764672

TFW Corporations get to gamble free of consequence because they secure decades-long contracts w/ the government, and I have to play the market like a shit-eating nerd.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on March 19, 2020, 02:07:35 AM
Im buying crypto aawww yeah
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 19, 2020, 07:25:54 AM
The stock markets arenít acting rational, so letís buy crypto where the market has never acted rational to begin with  :brain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 19, 2020, 07:30:05 AM
Someone on wsb made $500,000 and now I am sad :(

Stop jacking off to underage Squids, and you too could be autistic enough to make tendies. :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 19, 2020, 09:52:07 AM
ECB just wasted 750 billion Euros, should have invested in the james fund instead :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 19, 2020, 10:06:38 AM
edit: meh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 10:34:09 AM
Ive gotten more PMs since I opened the JAMES FUND than in the previous 8 years of having an account here

 :preach
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 19, 2020, 11:05:55 AM
i guess people are more into money than they are into underage squidgirls  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 19, 2020, 11:08:25 AM
Can't have one without the other.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on March 19, 2020, 11:09:42 AM
Can't have one without the other.

that might very well be true, looking at my own dumpster fire of a portfolio  :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 11:11:54 AM
JCPenny stock is the saddest thing Ive seen this week :(

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/JCP/options?p=JCP

How do you even make money if the lowest price put, 50 cents, is higher than their current stock?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 11:14:08 AM
Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. (CMG)
NYSE - Nasdaq Real Time Price. Currency in USD
Add to watchlist
Visitors trend2W10W9M
503.41+38.20

 ??? ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 11:24:05 AM
According to wsb, you can buy puts on India, and India is probably fucked, so I went ahead and did that
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 11:31:03 AM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Serious help needed.

I have a theory that no one will be going into the pool this summer. Ergo, the pool business will be in a bad place.

Enter Pool Corporation
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/POOL?p=POOL&.tsrc=fin-srch

They havent gone down much, which means theres room to fall.

The thing is, there zero (0) volume on their options. That means I could be a first mover, but it also means I could be missing something.

Thoughts?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 19, 2020, 12:00:31 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge

Serious help needed.

I have a theory that no one will be going into the pool this summer. Ergo, the pool business will be in a bad place.

Enter Pool Corporation
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/POOL?p=POOL&.tsrc=fin-srch

They havent gone down much, which means theres room to fall.

The thing is, there zero (0) volume on their options. That means I could be a first mover, but it also means I could be missing something.

Thoughts?

Watch that actually be a company offering tools for office sports pools and James still makes bank as all the leagues stay closed
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 19, 2020, 12:33:11 PM
everyone staying indoors hitting 8 ball in the corner pocket and it skyrockets
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 02:17:44 PM
Stonks 101

(https://wolfstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/US-Tesla-share-price-2020-03-18_.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 03:42:32 PM
So Im going to pass on the POOL company because Im scared.

But heres my YOLO of the day. Im literally the only one trading this bad boy  :doge

Yes, the bid-ask spread was painful but....yolo?

(https://i.imgur.com/PBqEFPY.png)

Hopefully Ill find a sucker on the other side next month...
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 19, 2020, 10:42:53 PM
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 19, 2020, 11:42:16 PM
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck

Sort of.

Remember the strike date? Almost all the March ones expire tomorrow. So it's a big day. Every month, on the 3rd Friday, this is the case. In the image above your post, you can see the date is April 17 and July 17.

Now apparently you can also buy options that expire on other fridays, but I was told to avoid those. I guess the volume is too low or something, but theyre bad news.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 20, 2020, 12:00:26 AM
I think the general logic is that since a lot of people bought futures contracts with the expectation of a downturn, there may be a pump up in price to lower the payout on those contracts. So we'll see, if that happens then I expect a big drop on Wednesday once the market stops sucking its belly in.

And AKSHUALLY, it's called a quadruple witching day. :brain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 20, 2020, 12:13:49 AM
ok so tomorrow is apparently a super special fancy day I think they call it the witcher 3 day or something

every definition I can find of it just says it's when "stock index futures, stock index options and stock options all expire on the same day" and doesn't elaborate beyond that

so like uh

every put and call option that everyone owns expires tomorrow?  what the fuck

Sort of.

Remember the strike date? Almost all the March ones expire tomorrow. So it's a big day. Every month, on the 3rd Friday, this is the case. In the image above your post, you can see the date is April 17 and July 17.

Now apparently you can also buy options that expire on other fridays, but I was told to avoid those. I guess the volume is too low or something, but theyre bad news.

oh it's the options that most of the public already specifically selected to expire on that day

every resource bluntly says "it's the day when options expire" which could easily imply "all currently open options regardless of strike date"

goddamn terminology needs to be more specific
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 20, 2020, 01:40:52 PM
Blue Apron stock up 70% today

Come on guys, this is the type of easy money we should have been on.

Their stock was under $3 yesterday, so a super easy entry point.

GET ON THE FUCKING BALL SHOSTA


Edit: holy shit their stock cost $140 at one point  :doge :doge :doge

You fuckers dont listen.

When I posted this, Blue Apron cost $3.

Yesterday it reached $26!

Now its down to $11, which is still 3x what I paid.

And this is your basic stock folks, no messing with options

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/APRN?p=APRN&.tsrc=fin-srch
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 20, 2020, 02:36:35 PM
Huh the witch thing is actually real

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_witching_hour

It must be why all my positions are losing crazy money today
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 20, 2020, 08:35:10 PM
Huh the witch thing is actually real

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triple_witching_hour

It must be why all my positions are losing crazy money today

It's like watching someone skate downhill but they're wearing VR goggles. What positions do you have right now? Currently I just have these three which I got for a decent price in the last 30 min today:

MU 04/03/2020 35.00 P
FIT 4/9/2020 6.00 P
SPY 04/13/2020 195.00 P

Fitbit is obviously a big gamble since they already had an offer from Google but they only need to drop 5% to break even on what I paid so I'm thinking if there's a drop on Monday, I could sell all of those next week for a good return.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 20, 2020, 08:59:39 PM
I didn't buy anything today.

I did buy puts on India and mesa airlines yesterday and both went down like 50 percent today when I looked

But they're July puts so I'm sure I'm fine.

I always am  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 01:17:14 AM
Not sure what to do with my airlines puts this week.

Should I get rid of them because the democrats will cave and bail them out?

The democrats always cave...
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 23, 2020, 03:05:53 PM
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now. Obviously there's going to be worse economic news coming in but all of that is already priced in. Once the stabilizers kick in we're on to (slow, painful) recovery.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: EightBitNate on March 23, 2020, 03:21:28 PM
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now. Obviously there's going to be worse economic news coming in but all of that is already priced in. Once the stabilizers kick in we're on to (slow, painful) recovery.

Tell me what this means. Should I buy stuff that will obviously rebound?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 23, 2020, 03:27:03 PM
Yes. Large, safe businesses only. Ask TEEEPO where to put your money.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 23, 2020, 03:34:28 PM
I went all in on Bayer, they better sell tons of Chloroquine  :maf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 23, 2020, 03:35:35 PM
With encouraging corona numbers all over Europe today, I expect some confidence to return in the Yuropean stock markets soon.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 23, 2020, 03:43:19 PM
I don't
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 03:58:47 PM
We need more kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk kachunk

 :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 23, 2020, 04:00:25 PM
I don't

Donít hide your careposts :bolo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 04:01:13 PM
I don't
Coward
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 04:02:57 PM
Don't take my word for it but I think we're basically at the bottom now.

 :crowdlaff :girlaff

Let's wait for the 1 million unemployed to collapse the auto and housing markets first.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 23, 2020, 04:07:51 PM
whom do you think these small businesses get their loans from? the efficient market hypothesis is largely rubbish, the market isn't rational and investors sure as hell aren't.


a lot of airbnbs about to default and rent is about to get a whole lot cheaper :kermit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 04:59:07 PM
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 05:04:25 PM
The problem is never the virus or the war but some underlying economic or bullshit banking 'oops'

Like: Yeah, so uh the banks put all their bailout money into AirBnB and McDonalds because that could only go up but to be safe those loans were transferred into Saudi oil IOU's as collateral at $80 a barrel
which were then packaged together and distributed as small business loans in Wuhan to support retirement funds in Germany. Guess uh, we didn't see that one coming so we need 10 trillion to cover up the credit default swaps.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: TEEEPO on March 23, 2020, 07:48:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/0WVU7ex.jpg)


landlords have landlords, bless up
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 23, 2020, 08:37:28 PM
Drop-shipping vacation properties through a third-party platform is pretty amazingly stupid just in terms of all the value lost to middlemen.

I don't think we're at the bottom but right now it's calm until a stimulus passes. I feel like people have given up on listening to any experts or technical analysis and are just sitting tight to see what happens. People are saying that it would make sense for Congress to pass the bill by Thursday to show that they're producing a solution but I only expect that to tick up the market for a few days at most.

The thing is we still have to see what the economic damage is going to be. Also I'm not really sure how it's going to work with lockdowns being on a state-by-state basis and no doubt the states with a heavy manufacturing/tourism economy are going to be a little bit more lenient. If we see terrible death rates in those states, expect another nationwide lockdown and another crash.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 23, 2020, 09:20:07 PM
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 23, 2020, 10:46:17 PM
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

I mean 1,000% is nice

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 24, 2020, 09:52:25 AM
But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 24, 2020, 11:37:07 AM
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?   
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 24, 2020, 11:39:56 AM
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?

No I cashed out March way too early like a little bitch

Most of what I have is April with some July
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 24, 2020, 11:41:35 AM
James, weren't your options exercised today?  Didn't you buy the March monthlies?

No I cashed out March way too early like a little bitch

Most of what I have is April with some July

Ah
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 24, 2020, 03:15:36 PM
(https://imgur.com/KS23olo.jpg)

(https://imgur.com/21Y5dt8.jpg)


This subreddit

:dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 24, 2020, 05:41:51 PM
So everyone on WSB has been talking about an IV crush, and I dont know what it is, so I was scared to look at my account today.

Eh, no real changes.

My biggest winner is still Under Armor puts, which is up 1409.72%

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

I mean 1,000% is nice

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

1000% = tendies for a week
2000% = tendies for a month
10,000% = tendies forever
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 24, 2020, 10:48:07 PM
I think that Amazon is in trouble, which could make puts on them very valuable.

Here's the thing, everyone is buying them up because with retail closed, they're making huge business.

Thing is, their warehouse crews can become infected. Warehouse closes, they fail to deliver, they lose business.

My problem is that the puts are extremely expensive. Like 45 a pop, and you have to buy 100. So I'm not going to play.

But I will have this post in the sand.

Current price is 1,940.10, which wtf, but ok.

I think in mid may they will be down to 1750.00

That being said, I'm going to close out my position on blue apron for the same reason. You have one little covid breakout in the warehouse and people dump their subscriptions.

They're at 10.36, which stings a bit because they were at 14 the other day but I paid 3 so whatever
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 25, 2020, 12:40:16 PM
Heeeelp myyy teeeeeeeendiiieeeeeessss

 :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 25, 2020, 12:48:47 PM
short big tech also


they might work from home but they have 0 immunity.
Trump will open up, they will get their hipster beards and haircuts and get infected with the C-Virus.
 :idont
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: brawndolicious on March 25, 2020, 01:17:51 PM
If you're an ad based tech company, I imagine earnings are down as consumers will want to tighten the belt. If you sell software or hardware, business might also be suffering as clients may not have the funding this year or enough people in the office to do project management/training on any new tools.

And James, Amazon already has like ten warehouses where employees got sick and they did a quick shutdown/disinfection. I'm not saying they took proper measures, but they are moving quickly and probably banking on the unemployment surge to keep the warehouse workers from doing a walk out.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 25, 2020, 03:01:40 PM
As mentioned above, I logged into my account, ignored all my puts, and sold the Blue Apron stock I bought last week.

 $620.24  (164.19%) 

Decent profit for a week of doing nothing. This was straight stock, not an option.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 26, 2020, 02:29:03 PM
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on March 26, 2020, 03:06:03 PM
Only James could make people losing money look fun.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 26, 2020, 03:14:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 26, 2020, 03:16:07 PM
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute

Let me guess: The Vegas options were up 500% at one point and you hung on to them?  >:(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on March 26, 2020, 03:16:27 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaK2yvIi5CI
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 26, 2020, 03:20:36 PM
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute

Let me guess: The Vegas options were up 500% at one point and you hung on to them?  >:(

Lets just say the fun one that was nearing 2,000% is now at 220% and falling
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 26, 2020, 03:20:58 PM
Only James could make people losing money look fun.

If you PM me you can still get in on this
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 26, 2020, 03:25:19 PM
Why not just cut bait and be glad about 200% profit?

What we are asking is for a very large amount of our own money back, over and above what we contribute to the Community, which is covered by our receipts from the Community. :karen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: shosta on March 26, 2020, 03:26:22 PM
Don't listen to BisMarckie. Coronavirus cases haven't even peaked yet.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 26, 2020, 03:31:33 PM
Why not just cut bait and be glad about 200% profit?

What we are asking is for a very large amount of our own money back, over and above what we contribute to the Community, which is covered by our receipts from the Community. :karen

I can stay irrational longer than the market can stay solvent.

Holding until strike date.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 26, 2020, 03:42:28 PM
 (https://imgur.com/1lSUwjd.jpg)
(https://imgur.com/moW6jE3.jpg) (https://imgur.com/HWydIPz.jpg)


More relevant than ever
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 26, 2020, 03:48:52 PM
Attention members if the James fund.

There's a good chance we're going to lose it all.

But together, we will go down wth this ship.

 :salute
Do not lose faith James.

Larry will save us.  :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 26, 2020, 04:16:45 PM
Heeeelp myyy teeeeeeeendiiieeeeeessss

 :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo :noooo

But wouldn't it be cool if it hit 2000%?

Something to tell the kids

you need to cash the fuck out before something happens

:trumps We told you, bro. We warned you about the stock markets.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 27, 2020, 10:03:34 AM
We're back on track boys

 :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: thisismyusername on March 28, 2020, 07:13:15 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/fqnwa5/rwallstreetbets_mod_accused_of_manipulation_fraud/

James, I know you're pissed about your tendies, but there was no need to whistleblow.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 28, 2020, 07:28:32 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/fqnwa5/rwallstreetbets_mod_accused_of_manipulation_fraud/

James, I know you're pissed about your tendies, but there was no need to whistleblow.

Quote
It was inevitable someone would take advantage of a bunch of idiots pretending to be investors.

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 30, 2020, 02:48:11 PM
We're back on track boys

 :whew
Told you.  8)

Also I just want to put it on the record that if I die because of the corona my savings could be put to good use for charity or something so to prevent that from happening I'm leaving everything to the JAMES FUND if I meet my demise this year.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on May 20, 2020, 05:36:58 AM
I've been thinking about stonks as I'll finally have some savings money to play around with soon.

What should I invest in? :thinking

Probably not the James fund, Bernie made him kill himself :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2020, 06:34:22 AM
I've been thinking about stonks as I'll finally have some savings money to play around with soon.

What should I invest in? :thinking

Face masks
Pharmaceuticals
eCommerce
Delivery services
Guns
Video games
Porn
Trees
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 16, 2020, 02:54:41 PM
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 16, 2020, 03:14:10 PM
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika
We just need some investors, it is very cheap to invest in the james fund now :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on July 16, 2020, 03:16:51 PM
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika

Maybe you should think about WFH with John Mcafee.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on December 13, 2020, 08:19:36 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Attention investors.

End of year dividends are here!

If you invested in the James Fund, please send me a PM to confirm how you want your money deposited.

You will receive a 50% return on your initial investment.

Additionally, I am sad to announce that the James fund is closing, so you will also receive a refund of your initial principal.

Merry Christmas!

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on December 13, 2020, 08:47:44 PM
:success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on December 14, 2020, 06:28:12 AM
:trumps

We just keep #winning
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: HardcoreRetro on December 14, 2020, 06:30:23 AM
Free evening of gourmetten for Nintex.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 15, 2021, 09:23:32 PM
Well, the grand experiment ends tomorrow.

Lets check in on the portfolio.

 -$503.56  (-311.92%)
 -$150.54  (-96.79%)
 -$1,138.54  (-99.91%)
 -$180.54 (-99.99%)
 -$256.54 (-99.99%)
 -$501.08 (-99.99%)

 :pika

Goddammit James. Even when I lost my money to that guy on the street with the cups, the odds were at least 1/3 still. What are you doing wrong.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 15, 2021, 09:52:37 PM
Had I put it all into tesla we'd literally be millionaires

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 15, 2021, 10:07:17 PM
He thinks he's Michael Burry or Billy Beane but he's Jerry Lundegaard
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 17, 2021, 12:41:13 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/mGITpRx.jpg)

Now I could be overreacting because Trump still has a few days to revalue the currency and make me a millionaire, but Iím starting to think putting all my savings into the Iraqi dinar was a poor financial move.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 17, 2021, 07:01:32 AM
I totally forgot about that... :dead

Let me guess, property value in Greenland has dropped too :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2021, 12:40:02 PM
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 01:44:24 PM
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

(https://i.redd.it/a04p1ojc8xc61.png)

The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2021, 02:08:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/svR8Pw3.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:29:07 PM
Fuck it, I bought 5

Lets go bois
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 22, 2021, 02:30:58 PM
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

(https://i.redd.it/a04p1ojc8xc61.png)

The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
This is your account? If so, congrats. :o
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:34:46 PM
(https://i.redd.it/y7v5vgx5tcc61.png)

This is before homie doubled his money today
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:35:25 PM
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

(https://i.redd.it/a04p1ojc8xc61.png)

The fact that a forum of video game nerds missed this is what alarms me the most
This is your account? If so, congrats. :o

No I have been out of the trading game since July
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:46:57 PM
Guys, WSB thinks its going to $420.

They were right about Tesla.

Everyone buy stocks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:50:24 PM
Fuck they convinced me to buy Blackberry stocks too


Nintex, this is good for us. TRUST
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 02:59:35 PM
I havent felt this good since last time this happened
  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 04:02:33 PM
Two hours later, lets check in on our purchases today

Gamestop: 51.08%
Blackberry: 9.26%

 :bernie

As a reference, the Russell 3000:  (-0.14%)


Also, my best performing stock (lifetime)

 Activision Blizzard Inc  696.21%

GAMER LIFE PAYS OFF BITCHES

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 22, 2021, 05:22:51 PM
The dude posted his end of day update

(https://i.redd.it/xho46kzt7yc61.png)

$3.3 million.

In one day.

Just like that.

He started with $53,000
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 25, 2021, 10:45:43 AM
GME closed at $65 on Friday and 1h15m after open, reddit has memed it to $148 (and rising)

 :pika

This shit was easily sub $20 before xmas lmfao

Edit: In the 2 minutes it took me to get a tea, it went to $160 before the volatility halt kicked in  :pika

Edit 2:

(https://i.imgur.com/iWeuWw9.png)

 :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 25, 2021, 11:04:25 AM
This is insane lmao.

Someone check up on Andrew Left.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 25, 2021, 11:12:55 AM
Fourth halt of the day. Dropped to $88 (no nazi)

Edit: 2 hours open and just hit the SIXTH halt
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2021, 11:44:35 AM
To the moon boys

Blackberry is up 35% as well
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 25, 2021, 12:08:15 PM
are the any articles etc of "legit" traders crying/sperging out about this :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2021, 12:11:12 PM
I'm wondering why the trip to the moon is going down?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2021, 12:16:01 PM
Damn from 150 to 78 in an hour

This is literally like betting on the ponies
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2021, 12:30:05 PM
Hit 69

WSB in shambles
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 25, 2021, 01:33:03 PM
The Meme Economy :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2021, 06:02:38 PM
Reddit guy sold 200 calls today when it was at $112 to pocket 2 million, from his original 53k buy in.

Hes holding the rest

(https://i.redd.it/1ubfvqedmjd61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 25, 2021, 06:30:25 PM
It wasn't 2mil, but I made some easy money off this today.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 25, 2021, 07:15:31 PM
https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480 (https://twitter.com/bigblackjacobin/status/1353799957548052480)

Gamers keep winning :dice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 25, 2021, 07:30:07 PM
are numbers even real anymore
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2021, 12:19:59 AM
https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353911518086242306

https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353887071631527936

 :success


https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353884752475009025


 :shaq


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on January 26, 2021, 03:33:33 AM
Of all the bullshit to invest in, an astrology-believing camgirl is probably slightly more trustworthy than the average republican congresscritter and/or lobbyist.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2021, 03:36:16 AM
getting rich while we simp :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 12:34:39 PM
Can someone please explain to me in simple terms what the hell is going on with GME and the wallstreetbets reddit?

Thank you for this by the way

Made this week fun



My pony is back up to 96 and rising
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 01:09:54 PM
Hit 125 and then dropped a bit, but still over 100.

If we finish the day over 100 Ill be happy.

Im selling at $415
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 01:40:05 PM
I regret only dipping my toes. I should have liquidated everything and gone balls deep.

Im single, the global pandemic isnt going away, and my dog died

What do I have to lose.  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2021, 01:41:04 PM
https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353911518086242306

https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353887071631527936

 :success


https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1353884752475009025

 :shaq
There is some co-worker drama :titus

Meanwhile we just gotta need 50 trillion

https://twitter.com/wef/status/1354114311115968514 (https://twitter.com/wef/status/1354114311115968514)

Sounds like a great opportunity Laurence.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 02:52:14 PM
Over 120 now and holding
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 04:11:56 PM
We're at $150

My profit for today (hypothetical as Im holding) just hit $1,000

Solid days work.

BB only made me $8.90 so thats a bust
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 04:14:22 PM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1354174279894642703
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 26, 2021, 04:18:24 PM
Oh fuck, I wish I got back in before Elon said anything
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 04:22:35 PM
Shot up $25 after hours, currently at $177

Elon is taking us to Mars!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 04:39:39 PM
Am I seeing $230 or is my yahoo finance glitching?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 04:42:29 PM
The reddit guy who kicked this off:

(https://i.redd.it/cltvfhzmrqd61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 26, 2021, 05:08:10 PM
AMC is taking off too.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 05:10:04 PM
AMC is taking off too.

Damn, I thought about buying a few.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 26, 2021, 05:26:32 PM
$200++ after hours

nothing stops this train

wsb really might take it to $1k  :dead

really want to see Melvin go bust. FUCK Melvin.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 05:39:02 PM
$200++ after hours

nothing stops this train

wsb really might take it to $1k  :dead

really want to see Melvin go bust. FUCK Melvin.

The redistribution of wealth has begun

 :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2021, 05:39:49 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EssAOiZXYAAbYRX?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 26, 2021, 05:49:49 PM
Time for Melvin to buy some $ROPE
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 26, 2021, 05:49:55 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l5on0b/blackrock_just_reported_buying/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l5p0cf/im_in_tears_already_life_changing_money_is/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l5p51m/to_the_haters_that_told_me_to_sell_i_only_have/


(https://i.redd.it/lon30qve7rd61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 26, 2021, 06:28:54 PM
Ok, created a stonks account at my bank with their app.
No GameStop in their portfolio unfortunately but plenty of other things like weapons, Apple, Tesla, etc. .

Tommorow the stonks begin.  :doggy

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 26, 2021, 07:44:39 PM
Best explanation that I've seen about all this in case anyone else is as lost as I was last week:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUbJcGoYQ4
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Rufus on January 26, 2021, 08:21:33 PM
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2021-01-25/the-game-never-stops
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 26, 2021, 08:43:16 PM
https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1354233216874524677
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 27, 2021, 12:36:04 AM
The GME crash is gonna epic. :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2021, 12:43:44 AM
Fuck it bois, I bought 40 shares of AMC at around $8 each today, let's dooooooooo this
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2021, 12:49:20 AM
I really should get in on this. I have the cash, but no clue about any of this stuff  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on January 27, 2021, 02:17:50 AM
https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1354233216874524677

This is good but can we get Hegel, category theory and microtonal tuning systems involved somehow
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 27, 2021, 03:57:34 AM
I really should get in on this. I have the cash, but no clue about any of this stuff  :doge

I hear this James guy is really trustworthy, and pretty good with other peopleís money. You should get in contact  :-[
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 04:08:06 AM
I'm not sure why but today we're going to send Blackberry to Pluto once the markets open :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 27, 2021, 04:46:24 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/kTgeFgw.png)

 :dead :crazy :dsp :dsp :dsp :dsp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 27, 2021, 05:53:26 AM
This also feels very relevant again:

(https://i.imgur.com/FHnO7QJ.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 11:31:03 AM
I should've gotten on this investing train before. It's so fucking stupid, I love it.

BB up 20% because some dunce on Reddit wanted BB to go the Moon and rocket emoji's  :lol
I'm not putting any signifant money in this but if this keeps up I'll have made $100 in 2 days.  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 27, 2021, 12:07:08 PM
lol

(https://i.imgur.com/5hwxxJj.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2021, 12:17:03 PM
Someone on reddit threatening Wall St: "We can stay r3t@rded longer than you can stay solvent"

 :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf

Honestly, this is what Occupy Wall St should have done instead of camping a bunch of fucking hippies in a park. Hit them in their wallets, that's all they care about.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 27, 2021, 01:05:09 PM
https://twitter.com/cirnoplusplus/status/1354461739115450374
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 01:06:46 PM
Sort of regret not buying AMC.

Its so fucking stupid, but they got it onto the bandwagon as well. From $3 to $15.

They keep trying to push NOK (nokia) but the zoomers dont know who that is so its being ignored.

I legit feel that half of the people buying BB think its Blockbuster and assume its no different than Gamestop.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 01:32:19 PM
Fuck, I bought 5 AMCs just to look at pretty numbers in my account. I think I missed the boat, but with all the tendies coming in, why not?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 27, 2021, 01:38:56 PM
https://twitter.com/kellymakena/status/1354497495053848585

Biden, send out the stimmy now so my american bro's can pump this shit harder
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 01:41:13 PM
Bernie would have sent everyone Gamestop shares
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 01:46:38 PM
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1354474816414343172 (https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1354474816414343172)

 :success

The chatter

Quote
HOLD BOYS, DONT LET THE SUITS TRICK YOU. THEY ARE SHAKING IN THEIR OVERPRICED BOOTS

Quote
WhAt aBouT fUnDImENtAlSzzz??? lmao

Quote
Good thing navigating reddit is too complicated to a boomer. Like working a DVD player.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 27, 2021, 02:08:59 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1354219397309722625
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 02:09:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h7jfNpL4QA

Establishment rect :lawd
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: T-Short on January 27, 2021, 02:19:36 PM
https://twitter.com/hello__caitlin/status/1354505874132242433
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 02:28:12 PM
To be fair, navigating reddit does suck

WTF, I went to make a poo and the stock falls $50?????
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 27, 2021, 02:59:51 PM
To be fair, navigating reddit does suck

WTF, I went to make a poo and the stock falls $50?????

(https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rGP9jF35uug/U0X6uAc3uYI/AAAAAAAACSM/vPkO3StvCXI/s1600/vegadeath.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 03:02:27 PM
Chamath is the creator of the growth model of Silicon Valley.

I love it when the media gets exposed as stooges like this.  :lol

I'm up 10% today  :pimp


another one
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1354493154729332737 (https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1354493154729332737)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 27, 2021, 03:17:40 PM
Today we are all Retard6969  :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2021, 03:23:48 PM
https://twitter.com/kellymakena/status/1354497495053848585

Biden, send out the stimmy now so my american bro's can pump this shit harder

                HODL!
                  /
:biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 03:31:20 PM
I put in an order to sell some at $355

It kissed $352 and went back down

 :uguu
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 03:41:05 PM
"Folks, today I'm signing an executive order to stop this economic terrorism known as Wall Street Betting and Robin Hoods. When I was a kid in Scranton you all knew you had to go to uncle Jimmy on 6th street, that's what we called the stock trader. And Jimmy would invest your 401k's and your Christmas allowance and took a 5% cut of your earnings because fair is fair. A paycheck, 401k's, trading positions, hedgefunds. These are all values and institutions on which our economy has been founded and important pillars of our democracy. If we allow a bunch of thugs to run rampant on our markets we'll soon have to visit a loanshark and the loansharks we as a nation would have to visit are not our friends. We've seen for the last 4 years what happens when greed gets the better of us. Now there's a growing number of people who are behaving reckless and we oughta protect the integrity of the markets. If you wanna trade, you do the right thing. You go to your bank, you go to your stock broker or a local family business like a hedgefund."
:biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on January 27, 2021, 03:51:05 PM
I don't follow stocks but what I'm getting is we all rich now?

 :american
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 04:06:31 PM
Lol the stupid thing refused to go over 350

Market closes and it immediately goes to 370

fucking fraud man
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2021, 04:07:19 PM
the house always wins  :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 27, 2021, 04:16:48 PM
IĎm all for the memesters wrecking wall street. ThatĎs what bernie would have wanted.  :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Trent Dole on January 27, 2021, 04:25:54 PM
lmao always knew the stock market was bullshit.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2021, 04:28:06 PM
Lol, amc is almost at $20 come on bay beeeeeee

(https://i.imgflip.com/10mnua.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2021, 04:36:35 PM
now that the poors are manipulating stonk we can finally get a tax on speculation :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 27, 2021, 04:38:19 PM
Just bought 50 shares of something called NAKD, fuck if I know bois but let's do this
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 27, 2021, 04:39:10 PM
:bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie
:bernie Wealth Tax  :bernie
:bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2021, 04:41:30 PM
I don't follow stocks but what I'm getting is we all rich now?

 :american

Ya, but only if you pre-ordered Hitman 3: Deluxe Edition.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 05:05:39 PM
Reddit guy is getting exponentially richer.

Reminder: He started with 53k

(https://i.redd.it/a309gkm5yxd61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 27, 2021, 05:06:51 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/G7LNdhi.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 05:15:50 PM
Dude sold 200 calls, so he has a nice safety cushion, but hes mostly still in.

This alone will ensure tomorrow is a big day. If hes in were all in.

WHERE WE GO ONE, WE GO ALL

wait a second...

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 27, 2021, 05:18:15 PM
how do you get access to those electronic trading networks that can trade after hours? is it for big bois only? have no idea how this shit really works
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 05:26:56 PM
Friend has a theory.

Reddit guy will liquidate his holdings. Have a cool 60m or whatever.

He will immediately turn around and short the stock.

He will post on reddit that hes out.

Mass panic sets in. Stock plunges to $3

Reddit guy clears another hundred million on his shorts.


....I think my friend is onto something.

 :society
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 27, 2021, 05:31:29 PM
Just bought 50 shares of something called NAKD, fuck if I know bois but let's do this

lol, yeah i put a grand into a murcan trading account nearly 48 hrs ago coz i was like fuck it i'll try this shit. amc? sure whatever. the validation since im depositing for the first time (from new zealand heh) it's taking a  while to clear. wondering if i should put another few k in now. the gamble seems worth it? risk v reward seems high despite knowing next to nothing abt trading  :doge :brain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 05:33:01 PM
Just bought 50 shares of something called NAKD, fuck if I know bois but let's do this

lol, yeah i put a grand into a murcan trading account nearly 48 hrs ago coz i was like fuck it i'll try this shit. amc? sure whatever. the validation since im depositing for the first time (from new zealand heh) it's taking a  while to clear. wondering if i should put another few k in now. the gamble seems worth it? risk v reward seems high despite knowing next to nothing abt trading  :doge :brain

If youre serious about investing, just send it to me and the James Fund will handle all those messy details. You just sit back and watch the gains come in!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 27, 2021, 05:36:26 PM
you seem to know abt as much as i do
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 05:38:46 PM
you seem to know abt as much as i do

I turned 300 into 3000 in a couple of days.

:bolo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 27, 2021, 05:42:12 PM
james fund seems light

how long ago did you start this thread?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 06:10:41 PM
Just pretend you're a monkey and the right combination of 3 letters give you a banana or a peanut. :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 27, 2021, 06:16:45 PM
I got Robinhood finally today. Gonna gamble here and stop playing lotto tickets.

Letís stonk it up bros
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 06:21:45 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EswCTsxVkAA2qEB?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 06:32:04 PM
Reddit guy is getting exponentially richer.

Reminder: He started with 53k

(https://i.redd.it/a309gkm5yxd61.png)
https://twitter.com/ChrisCillizza/status/1354511775107059722 (https://twitter.com/ChrisCillizza/status/1354511775107059722)

Quote
Think of it this way: Giving someone the finger might make you feel good in the moment. But it doesn't solve anything.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 06:40:00 PM
Remember folks, any financial advice I give is intended to be used only inside Animal Crossing in the turnip stalk market
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 06:43:07 PM
Welp, WSB Discord banned, their Reddit set to private
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 06:54:17 PM
Welp, WSB Discord banned, their Reddit set to private

Democrats rushing to protect their wall street friends
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 07:00:15 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge

GME is collapsing

Down $100




My sell order was $3 away from executing at $355

 :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 07:03:51 PM
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DefensiveConstantIchneumonfly-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 07:05:26 PM
Welp, this is too much stress for me.

No internet until 10am tomorrow

We will feast or starve

What happens, happens

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 07:05:50 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsxwZwTWMAEbS8T?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on January 27, 2021, 07:07:40 PM
Typical James gets greedy and loses $100 over $3 downs fund am I right?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 07:15:30 PM
Welp, this is too much stress for me.

No internet until 10am tomorrow

We will feast or starve

What happens, happens

 :salute
Reading the new WSB it seems like the plan is to send GME to $5000 and Nokia to $50 by friday.
Apparently mods are cleaning the original WSB so it can open again. They had an insane number of new members today.

Hold AMC, BB, GME, NOK

HOLD THE LINE  :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 07:16:23 PM
Typical James gets greedy and loses $100 over $3 downs fund am I right?

I thought I learned my lesson in March

 :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 07:24:12 PM
Typical James gets greedy and loses $100 over $3 downs fund am I right?

I thought I learned my lesson in March

 :existential :existential :existential
Hold it, all the autisty's are holding and liquidating what they have to pour into the meme stocks.
Even though the numbers don't show it right now, they're more amped to do this after todays news reports and that publicity will have even more people join the fight.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 07:27:40 PM
Yeah the talk seems to be that this is an attack by the fat cats at Wallstreet and if we all hold we win the war

Hoooooooooooooold

Together we can ride this to the moon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: headwalk on January 27, 2021, 07:36:40 PM
wonder if we'll be reading about how meme stocks are a secret alt right nazi warfund in the coming days after all lines of communication have been severed.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 27, 2021, 07:46:56 PM
Wsb is back

Everyone is holding

Tendies incoming

 :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 27, 2021, 08:16:51 PM
Best explainer of this thing I've seen  :lol
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsxxXHaW8AA3oR-?format=png)

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1354589231960743936 (https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1354589231960743936)

https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1354583928888303617 (https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1354583928888303617)

 :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 27, 2021, 08:39:37 PM
Iím not on this ride and I feel like itís risky to jump on now, but I am enjoying the hell out of this. I still feel like I won something.

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: headwalk on January 27, 2021, 09:34:29 PM
just put a completely trivial couple of quid on gamestop and amc just to aid the cause. watching wall street shit its nappy over this has been glorious.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Rufus on January 27, 2021, 11:07:26 PM
twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1354589231960743936
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6k3pi/none_of_these_individuals_are_part_of_wallstreet/

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 27, 2021, 11:42:56 PM
just put a completely trivial couple of quid on gamestop and amc just to aid the cause. watching wall street shit its nappy over this has been glorious.
Yeah youíre right. With this after hours dip Iím in tomorrow morning for a couple days pay.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2021, 12:34:39 AM
Buying amc at open probably because Iím not smart
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 01:00:30 AM
Remember folks, the real gains are the friends you make along the way
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:01:53 AM
https://twitter.com/_jimmykelly/status/1354600999835607041

I understand now and I love it even more  :rofl


what are you guys using to trade?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2021, 01:05:42 AM
Webull and Robinhood

That explanation is good, but no hedge fund has covered their shorts or gone bankrupt yet. The GME saga continues.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:08:39 AM
time to stonk  :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 01:20:09 AM
Webull and Robinhood

That explanation is good, but no hedge fund has covered their shorts or gone bankrupt yet. The GME saga continues.

There's a few mistakes.

The reddit guy started this move over a year ago.

The chewy guy joined the board which increased interest in the stock. Reggie also joined.

Also

https://mobile.twitter.com/dril/status/381474795310702592
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 28, 2021, 01:32:03 AM
I know, but that's the gist of it if you're trying to keep the explanation short.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:34:43 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/1dJkHjy.jpg)

I think this is the most thorough explanation
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 02:32:52 AM
I'm hearing rumors that this could turn into a 2008 situation.

Funds start mass selling their stocks to cover their bad short positions. General stock market starts falling. Dominos keep falling.

TLDR: Trump economy is over, it's bankrupt Biden time

I might pick up a SPY put if I can remember how
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: T-Short on January 28, 2021, 03:02:14 AM
https://twitter.com/nope_its_lily/status/1354672423983935492
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 28, 2021, 03:09:57 AM
The game was rigged from the start  :society
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 28, 2021, 03:17:06 AM
wonder if we'll be reading about how meme stocks are a secret alt right nazi warfund in the coming days after all lines of communication have been severed.
You might enjoy this article from The Guardian.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/28/anarchy-in-jokes-and-trolling-the-gamestop-fiasco-is-4chan-think-in-action (https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/jan/28/anarchy-in-jokes-and-trolling-the-gamestop-fiasco-is-4chan-think-in-action)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 03:40:09 AM
If we keep this up, they're going to drone strike WSB for suspected communism.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 04:22:15 AM
https://twitter.com/nope_its_lily/status/1354672423983935492
:-\
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 28, 2021, 05:01:49 AM
The house always wins  :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 05:19:34 AM
I'm hearing rumors that this could turn into a 2008 situation.

Funds start mass selling their stocks to cover their bad short positions. General stock market starts falling. Dominos keep falling.

TLDR: Trump economy is over, it's bankrupt Biden time

I might pick up a SPY put if I can remember how

They've already de-grossed.  No fat cats are being punished further by holding onto a failing company's retardedly overpriced stock.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 06:13:47 AM

:win :success $420.69 PRE-MARKET STONKS :success :win


(https://i.redd.it/vchdti7v02e61.jpg)



https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l6tzq1/gme_42069_premarket_repeat_after_me_1000_is_not_a/



Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 28, 2021, 06:30:40 AM
:pimp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 06:47:31 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/8MRBB8P.png)

We got this boys 

:piss Hedge fund scum :piss2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 06:48:56 AM
which stonk we buying?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2021, 07:03:16 AM
I changed my mind on AMC, gonna do more nakd
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 07:27:33 AM
Hedgefunds have retreated, time to destroy them :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 09:30:51 AM
They're shutting down trading for GME on several retail trading platforms   :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf :neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 09:53:37 AM
lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 09:59:59 AM
I CANT ACCESS MY ACCOUNT THESE MOTHER FUCKERS ARE GOING TO KILL ME
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 10:02:44 AM
What do you mean you can't access your account?  I thought they simply delisted the 'offending' stocks?  You can't login?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 10:06:55 AM
BUY GME

We like the stock

APES TOGETHER STRONG
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 10:08:08 AM

(https://imgur.com/vMP9eeo.jpg)

:thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:09:48 AM
What do you mean you can't access your account?  I thought they simply delisted the 'offending' stocks?  You can't login?


We canít show these accounts right now.
Weíre working to have things back up as soon as possible. Try again later.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 10:11:13 AM
That's obscene.  Ditch Robinhood.  Boomers would have Ameritrade's head if they did that.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 10:11:13 AM
We're well past $400 and like half of all retail traders can't log in to buy right now.

Fucking hedgie scum suppressing the value

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 10:14:47 AM
the globalists strike back :stahp

occupy wallstreet 2.0 soon :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:15:13 AM
That's obscene.  Ditch Robinhood.  Boomers would have Ameritrade's head if they did that.

I use Ally Invest, supposedly a serious platform unlike AppHood.

Ally Financial Inc. (NYSE: ALLY) is a leading digital financial services company and a top 25 U.S. financial holding company offering financial products for consumers, businesses, automotive dealers and corporate clients. Ally Bank, the company's direct banking subsidiary, offers an array of banking products and services.


Got in and sold 3. Sold for 418 when it was 450 thanks to these mother fuckers.

Whatever. Covered most of my initial investment. Its all house money from here.

Lets bankrupt these fuckers
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 10:19:05 AM
That's fucked and completely unacceptable, sorry dude.  Glad you didn't go red tho.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 10:26:49 AM
The rich when the "market" is inflating the price of housing (you know, shelter):  :trumps

The rich when the "market" is inflating the price of stocks they're shorting:  :maduro
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on January 28, 2021, 10:29:27 AM
It's unfair and absurd but AFAIK the trading of certain stocks could be suspended at the discretion of authorities, right ?

I think that convoy of boats sailed.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:38:36 AM
Warren and Bernie need to go after these wall street crooks.

The little guy gets a bite of tendies and they shut us out in a coordinated manner. Its insane
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:46:06 AM
Keep holding boys,w all street cant keep us down
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on January 28, 2021, 10:47:41 AM
Keep holding boys,w all street cant keep us down

They absolutely can.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:52:08 AM
Im not going to buy it, but Im going to paste it here because Im curious if I would have made tendies on this going forward:

SPY Put    SPY Feb 19 2021 365.00 Put    Limit 4.73
Est. Trade Value:    $473.00

If my boy Bernie starts cracking down, I think the market will go down a bit and this could pay off.

But Im spooked and dont want to risk it. Unlike stocks, a put has nothing to sell at the end if I bet wrong.


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 11:06:35 AM
It's unfair and absurd but AFAIK the trading of certain stocks could be suspended at the discretion of authorities, right ?

I think that convoy of boats sailed.

I thought it had to be for a more legitimate reason than they're beating us its not fair :crybaby

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:09:26 AM
We're getting slaughtered out there, we need more reinforcements

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:13:54 AM
Keep holding boys,w all street cant keep us down

They absolutely can.

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 11:14:02 AM
The GME is rigged brehs
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 11:15:16 AM
GME
153.00 USD −193.37 (55.83%)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 11:15:46 AM
My BB and NOK are getting wiped out

Stop the steal!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on January 28, 2021, 11:16:37 AM
https://twitter.com/RobinhoodApp/status/712708069369782272
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 11:17:44 AM
I think Robin Hood just killed their business

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:19:11 AM
I think Robin Hood just killed their business

If Warren doesnt legislate them to hell and back, Im voting Trump next time
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:20:07 AM
Im getting scared guys
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 11:20:59 AM
imagine if this shit happened this time last year, bernie sanders would have been prez now :maduro
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:23:26 AM
(https://i.redd.it/0hputzxim3e61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 11:24:00 AM
Hey, guys, stop manipulating stock prices. By the way, we made it so you can sell a stock but you can't buy it.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 11:25:02 AM
so how are they spinning their fuckery (or are they even doing so) :huh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 11:26:01 AM
How are people able to say "terms of service" so well while simultaneously licking a boot?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:27:02 AM
so how are they spinning their fuckery (or are they even doing so) :huh

Step 1: Block people from buying
Step 2: Tank the stock
Step 3: "see, we stopped you from buying to protect you!"

Were a few hours away from Marco Rubio telling us that these moves were what jesus would have done
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:32:02 AM
Were heading back up, did we reach the bottom?

Buy some more to find out!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
No more buying from me
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:37:57 AM
Bottom confirmed! No where to go but up from here

Lets gooooooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 11:39:24 AM
https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354830697459032066
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:43:41 AM
Holy shit we did it. We're going back up and theres no stopping this train
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 11:44:07 AM
https://twitter.com/WebullGlobal/status/1354828730674372610
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on January 28, 2021, 11:55:22 AM
RIGGED

BILL COSBY INNOCENT!!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 28, 2021, 11:55:28 AM
Is this collusion or what? Everyone's implementing this change simultaneously?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 28, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
Hold bois

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:56:41 AM
Is this collusion or what? Everyone's implementing this change simultaneously?

They literally manufactured a dip so only those with premiere access could buy in before launching to the moon.

Holy shit.


༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GME TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 28, 2021, 11:58:10 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAAlEoLRuTA
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 11:58:23 AM
edit:  Im breaking my rules here.  Do what you want.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 12:02:57 PM
Were heading back up, did we reach the bottom?

Buy some more to find out!


I posted this at $155

Were at 275 now

 :delicious
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 12:09:25 PM
Who needs human interaction when you have all the excitement of ganmestonk  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 12:10:31 PM
Who needs human interaction when you have all the excitement of ganmestonk  :lol

There is no work being done in america today
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 12:12:38 PM
https://twitter.com/MKUltraMoney/status/1354837037396983809
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 12:17:00 PM
:popcorn
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 28, 2021, 12:26:15 PM
(https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/GameStop_short_covering.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 12:28:03 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 28, 2021, 12:51:36 PM
fuckin Ben Garrison
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 12:57:03 PM
just put a completely trivial couple of quid on gamestop and amc just to aid the cause. watching wall street shit its nappy over this has been glorious.
Yeah youíre right. With this after hours dip Iím in tomorrow morning for a couple days pay.
Woopsie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 01:03:47 PM
Things are calm now.

Friday is still tomorrow. Moon launch still scheduled
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 01:08:00 PM
can't believe ted cruz is agreeing with bAeOC on something. I think he just wants an excuse to be in the same room as her

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1354833603943931905
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 01:15:06 PM
imagine if trump wasnt banned from twitter :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 01:15:22 PM
https://twitter.com/jangelooff/status/1354846320494784515?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Himu on January 28, 2021, 01:24:14 PM
(https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/GameStop_short_covering.jpg)

I'm fucking dying at this :dead :rofl actual tears in my eyes
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:31:40 PM
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1354842619583586315

 :heart


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354848253729234944


 :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:36:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/AWLTgwZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: nudemacusers on January 28, 2021, 01:38:22 PM
imagine the sweaty nuts cruz busts whenever he gets publicly flogged by AOC. his stomach must look like a shower drain clogged with hair and conditioner.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 01:42:52 PM
https://twitter.com/555Sunny/status/1354854993946406917


 :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 01:44:03 PM
https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1354842619583586315

 :heart


https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1354848253729234944


 :biden

Zodi T bodied :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 01:47:22 PM
No way that's real
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 01:47:31 PM
https://twitter.com/555Sunny/status/1354854993946406917


 :stahp

fuck this shit, the only thing ive got invested in this my personal amusement, but now im mad real mad joe jackson :rage

(if true)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 02:02:43 PM
https://twitter.com/ericsports/status/1354848251028021248


get them, king  :birdman
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: headwalk on January 28, 2021, 02:06:52 PM
don't let my twenty quid die with the revolution.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2021, 02:14:43 PM
can't believe ted cruz is agreeing with bAeOC on something. I think he just wants an excuse to be in the same room as her

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1354833603943931905

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/l6y70z/robinhood_gme_wallstreetbets_etc_post_megathread/gl4msjq/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 02:17:59 PM
can't believe ted cruz is agreeing with bAeOC on something. I think he just wants an excuse to be in the same room as her

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1354833603943931905

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/l6y70z/robinhood_gme_wallstreetbets_etc_post_megathread/gl4msjq/

"This is like The Punisher teaming up with Captain Marvel!"
-some overpaid schmucko
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 02:27:00 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/7dmUSNd.jpg)

 :rejoice godney blessings
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 02:27:45 PM
BB and NOK went down

So I Bought Moar :rash

HOLD THE LINE

(https://media.tenor.com/images/26e9fa8c6bf3d4332016c4e8de88a5f7/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2021, 02:31:13 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/w12sft5w42e61.jpg?width=575&auto=webp&s=8424d76e8abc3b180f45a5feb5eea1aec2b71115)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 02:31:37 PM
cashapp won't accept my bank card  ::)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 02:33:59 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsxRUpOXMAI12BT?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 02:38:01 PM
If Nintendo brings back Animal Crossing e-cards, it's game and match

(https://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/2484/1/11729.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 02:39:24 PM
https://twitter.com/justinkan/status/1354853920762253315


 :pacspit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 02:42:57 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EsyPMd6XcAYJRjK?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 02:51:48 PM
webull is back  :)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 02:52:51 PM
https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1354878273210216450 (https://twitter.com/josh_wingrove/status/1354878273210216450)

Feels like they've just opened pandora's box
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 28, 2021, 02:53:08 PM
of course WeBull was cucking their users :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 02:53:17 PM
Doge coin is surging

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 02:58:42 PM
Doge coin is surging
1. Buy Dogecoin
2. Buy GME with Dogecoin gains
3. ???
4. PROFIT

The media and hedgefunds have basically united the gamers, crypto's, weird Elon Musk stans and WSB in economic warfare. Good job guys :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 03:13:40 PM
If Nintendo brings back Animal Crossing e-cards, it's game and match

(https://www.nintendoworldreport.com/media/2484/1/11729.jpg)

https://animalcrossingworld.com/2021/01/animal-crossing-sanrio-amiibo-cards-reprint-coming-to-north-america-europe-in-march/

(https://i.imgur.com/Q8l3GXS.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 03:38:49 PM
Elon bailing out CD Project Red :rejoice

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es1WHGJXUAEsAMj?format=png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Madrun Badrun on January 28, 2021, 03:41:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1354852019023052801
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 03:46:38 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es1lKD6XMAMeADS?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 03:50:28 PM
Reminder:

Deepfuckingvalue will post his position shortly after market close

If he doesnt post, or does and show he bailed... pandemonium. We're going back to $10. Place your sell orders and hope they execute.

If he's still in, we might still make it to the moon.

Refresh this page:
https://www.reddit.com/user/DeepFuckingValue
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 03:52:20 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es1zM_LXUAAEeEj?format=jpg)

HOLD!


This shit's being rigged in broad daylight

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es2GE2SW8AILBA_?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 03:52:22 PM
:piss :letsfukk :piss2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 04:09:02 PM
HES STILL IN

HES STILL IN

HES STILL IN

HES STILL IN

HES STILL IN

HES STILL IN

(https://i.redd.it/opzucppb15e61.png)



Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 04:09:50 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/StephenPunwasi/status/1354897285381931010

https://mobile.twitter.com/StephenPunwasi/status/1354898150847348743
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 04:10:08 PM
Our Lord saw 14 fucking million evaporate and you know what he did?

HE KEPT HOLDING
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 04:12:50 PM
This is honestly a huge relief.

Remember, this guy started the position in October 2019. Hes like the guy from the Big Short who saw the housing market crash coming and kept holding even though everyone was telling him he was wrong. He was right.

But this time, we've been invited to join the ride.  Lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 05:06:42 PM
https://twitter.com/patrick_oshag/status/1354887509466079235


There's a photo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 05:07:41 PM
groovy baby
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 28, 2021, 05:09:41 PM
Can't wait to see the posts in a few months where people have tons of Gamestop stock they paid $400 a pop for that isn't worth jack. :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 05:11:25 PM
or it will keep on rising forever :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 05:12:00 PM
If we hold they lose

- Hedgefunds are wrecked ✓
- Memers run the financial system ✓
- GameStop is saved ✓
- Corruption of MSM has been exposed ✓
- Boomers are left holding the bag ✓
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 28, 2021, 05:12:57 PM
or it will keep on rising forever :rejoice

It won't.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 05:15:08 PM
$5000 here we go

NOK, AMC, GME, BB
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 28, 2021, 05:25:18 PM
I don't understand the endgame here.

At some point, everyone has got to sell these ridiculously overpriced shares and the price will return to normal in the single digits.

Is it just to exact some revenge on the hedge funds and to point out the ridiculousness of short selling? Is there a play here where people are going to decide to make money?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: samir on January 28, 2021, 05:28:03 PM
It's just a pyramid scheme.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 05:35:03 PM
I don't understand the endgame here.

At some point, everyone has got to sell these ridiculously overpriced shares and the price will return to normal in the single digits.

Is it just to exact some revenge on the hedge funds and to point out the ridiculousness of short selling? Is there a play here where people are going to decide to make money?
Say ape has 10 banana's in GME that he bought for 1 peanut each. Ape has invested 10 peanuts.

Now 1 banana is worth 1000 peanuts. Ape has 10000 virtual peanuts.
Ape sells 2 bananas for 2000 peanuts, 3 bananas at 400 peanuts, 2 banana's at 20 peanuts etc..

Ape makes ~2500 peanuts profit on his 10 peanuts investment.

Could Ape have made 10k peanuts profit? Yes. But Ape has autism and hates snake so losing 7500 peanuts does nothing to Ape
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 05:43:43 PM
Can't wait to see the posts in a few months where people have tons of Gamestop stock they paid $400 a pop for that isn't worth jack. :whew

Thats the beauty of this all. Worst case scenario, we are left owning a portion of the premiere video game retailer in the US.

Heads we win, tails they lose.

Power to the player baby.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 05:50:51 PM
I cant read it, but it sounds like Robinhood is collapsing

we did it bois

:bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie :bernie

Robinhood Is Said to Draw on Bank Credit Lines Amid Tumult

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-28/robinhood-is-said-to-draw-on-credit-lines-from-banks-amid-tumult
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 05:54:58 PM
Can't wait to see the posts in a few months where people have tons of Gamestop stock they paid $400 a pop for that isn't worth jack. :whew

Also, I paid $60 and sold three of them for $418

 :bolo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 05:59:46 PM
 :win
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 28, 2021, 06:00:17 PM
Lol, gamers/Redditors are stupid.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html (https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html)

Quote
A tiny West Australian mining company has been caught up in the investing craze surrounding US company GameStop thanks to its ASX code matching that of the American video game retailer.

GME Resources, which is listed on the local bourse with a market capitalisation of just $40 million, is a mining company focused on nickel and cobalt extraction. On Thursday, its shares soared more than 50 per cent to 12 cents, their highest level since 2018, with volumes of nearly $7 million.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 06:02:32 PM
12 australian cents? That sounds like a bargain to me!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 06:05:56 PM
Pokemon nickel and cobalt to the moon :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 06:08:47 PM
AoC going on Twitch tonight to talk about this.

We going to the moon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 06:10:13 PM
https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1354929541983182851 (https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1354929541983182851)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 06:34:00 PM
295.00 +101.40 (52.38%)
After hours: 6:33PM EST

Looking good for tomorrow
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 28, 2021, 06:50:42 PM
Who's gonna jump on this train and make it lame af :rogan
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 06:51:15 PM
Lol I wasnít even checking my dogecoin this week.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: zomgee on January 28, 2021, 07:00:28 PM
Can't wait to see the posts in a few months where people have tons of Gamestop stock they paid $400 a pop for that isn't worth jack. :whew

You can always trade it in for $25 credit towards a used game?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 28, 2021, 07:09:08 PM
WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT, BOIS

https://twitter.com/TommyPaine2020/status/1354880501165797378?s
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 07:28:42 PM
I want to get some Dogecoin but I need a 2fa key that's stuck on my old phone that I can't find anywhere  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 07:39:54 PM
You guys read the story about the guy with a few million who forgot the password right?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 07:45:56 PM
You guys read the story about the guy with a few million who forgot the password right?
I sold all my crypto a while ago. So there's like 0.00001 etherium in that account or something.
Still, I don't feel like doing all the ID checks again so I want to keep using this account.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on January 28, 2021, 07:54:23 PM
Lol, gamers/Redditors are stupid.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html (https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html)

Quote
A tiny West Australian mining company has been caught up in the investing craze surrounding US company GameStop thanks to its ASX code matching that of the American video game retailer.

GME Resources, which is listed on the local bourse with a market capitalisation of just $40 million, is a mining company focused on nickel and cobalt extraction. On Thursday, its shares soared more than 50 per cent to 12 cents, their highest level since 2018, with volumes of nearly $7 million.

I knew this was gonna happen. I was actually gonna buy some full knowing it wasn't gamespot just to take advantage of the fact other morons were going to do this too.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 08:11:08 PM
https://twitter.com/verge/status/1354949524700205066 (https://twitter.com/verge/status/1354949524700205066)

The rot goes deep
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 28, 2021, 08:20:07 PM
Lol, gamers/Redditors are stupid.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html (https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html)

Quote
A tiny West Australian mining company has been caught up in the investing craze surrounding US company GameStop thanks to its ASX code matching that of the American video game retailer.

GME Resources, which is listed on the local bourse with a market capitalisation of just $40 million, is a mining company focused on nickel and cobalt extraction. On Thursday, its shares soared more than 50 per cent to 12 cents, their highest level since 2018, with volumes of nearly $7 million.

I knew this was gonna happen. I was actually gonna buy some full knowing it wasn't gamespot just to take advantage of the fact other morons were going to do this too.
#missedopportunity
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 28, 2021, 08:26:27 PM
Tommorow is the endgame. Looks like that whoever tried to short BB hangs when the market closes if it stays above $15.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 08:31:03 PM
Guys forget stocks that's old news

Its all about doge coin now

Up 500% just today

I have no idea how to get in
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on January 28, 2021, 08:43:44 PM
Lol, gamers/Redditors are stupid.

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html (https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/stunned-gamestop-trading-frenzy-causes-local-mining-company-shares-to-soar-20210128-p56xh4.html)

Quote
A tiny West Australian mining company has been caught up in the investing craze surrounding US company GameStop thanks to its ASX code matching that of the American video game retailer.

GME Resources, which is listed on the local bourse with a market capitalisation of just $40 million, is a mining company focused on nickel and cobalt extraction. On Thursday, its shares soared more than 50 per cent to 12 cents, their highest level since 2018, with volumes of nearly $7 million.

I knew this was gonna happen. I was actually gonna buy some full knowing it wasn't gamespot just to take advantage of the fact other morons were going to do this too.
#missedopportunity
Had 10 bucks in my account that day so GG
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 09:49:51 PM
Dog coin is up to .05
 :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 09:52:23 PM
Guys forget stocks that's old news

Its all about doge coin now

Up 500% just today

I have no idea how to get in
I use
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robinhood
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 28, 2021, 10:16:32 PM
https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1354931766901895170


bernie with that hot fye in the booth  :whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 10:20:15 PM
.07

Come with me guys.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 28, 2021, 10:21:50 PM
.08
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 10:22:33 PM
https://twitter.com/People4Bernie/status/1354931766901895170


bernie with that hot fye in the booth  :whew

>"I personally believe that the business model of Wall Street is fraud

>I do not trust these guys

>I do not believe that they care about the economy of America

> I think they care about themselves."

"I would not like them here or there

I would not like them anywhere

I do not like green eggs and ham

I do not like them, Sam-I-Am."
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 28, 2021, 10:43:26 PM
Bernie such a G.  Fuck the MSM for icing him out in the primaries run.

I hope their overlords get absolutely fucked by these WSB plays.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 28, 2021, 10:47:09 PM
#TimuWasRight
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 10:51:22 PM
"Dogecoin emerged in 2013 as a joke. It was created by Jackson Palmer and Billy Markus to satirize the growth of altcoins by making the doge internet meme into a cryptocurrency"

 :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on January 28, 2021, 10:52:15 PM
http://twitter.com/Jordan_Deeb/status/1354474147016024069


If you look up what the energy usage is for generating crypto, and recognize that it's literally contributing to global warming to increase a pretend money form, you might want to not participate in that game.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on January 28, 2021, 10:56:49 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/Tori_Bedford/status/1354798821612642304
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:05:36 PM
I downloaded the doge app but can't figure out what's next. Can't find anywhere to put my credit card info into.

If this is the future, the future sucks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 28, 2021, 11:15:24 PM
DOGE 8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:37:02 PM
I'm trying to set up fucking accounts and there asking for address, social etc

Wtf i thought people used this for drugs isn't it supposed to be anonymous?  :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 28, 2021, 11:41:37 PM
I seriously can't figure this out

I feel like a boomer

 :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on January 28, 2021, 11:53:42 PM
I downloaded the doge app but can't figure out what's next. Can't find anywhere to put my credit card info into.

If this is the future, the future sucks

If the doge app is on your phone, it's likely limited by the platform-holder's limitations on payment for digital content, the same way you can't order ebooks and audiobooks through the Amazon app, but /can/ if you access it through the phone's web-browser. I'm guessing your doge app is just for monitoring existing/purchased assets.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 12:02:53 AM
People are terrified of letting the doge go over .08

Itís been a bit of a roller coaster for the past hour.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 12:14:00 AM
Fuck it, I give up. I cant get into dogecoin.

If anyone here has a DOGE FUND, let me know and Ill send $10 to open a position
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 12:31:52 AM
James, a lot of folks on reddit are using the binance app.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2021, 12:54:04 AM
Iím invested in sndl cuz I like weed and doge coin cuz I like doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 12:55:53 AM
James, a lot of folks on reddit are using the binance app.

I tried. You have to verify id to add money. The verification kept failing.

It says it's comparing my license to my face but the pic is like 8 years old and I have a beard now so it keeps failing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 01:05:06 AM
:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 01:16:13 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/922Grfk/E8-EB3947-5-C56-4-B63-8-AC8-C180-A3286-FCA.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 01:24:49 AM
send me my money james bttw  :-*
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 01:25:39 AM
I would also invest 20 in doge coin, my verification at coinbase also keeps failing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 01:32:17 AM
send me my money james bttw  :-*

Want me to send or buy you a stonk?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 29, 2021, 01:58:22 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qhBWZKg.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 29, 2021, 02:18:36 AM
Personally i'm against gambling and think memes are dumb, but I guess if it's pissing off old people it can't be too bad.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 02:23:46 AM
Nooo! My beautiful doge. What are they doing to you.

I feel for the people who were putting in serious money two hours ago.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Don Rumata on January 29, 2021, 02:34:39 AM
I was strong-armed by the clerk to do a Gamestop Membership Card a couple of years back, i'm told that's worth millions now, correct?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 03:21:28 AM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

Robin hood has declared war on doge coins, instant transfers banned

Get ready bois, we're fighting this war on two fronts now


Hoooooooooold
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 03:25:28 AM
I bought 25 bucks worth of  :doge coins

TO THE MOON
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 03:26:40 AM
IF DOGE COIN IS ON A SIMILAR TRAJECTORY AS BITCOIN, I#LL BE A MILLIONAIRE NEXT WEEK :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 29, 2021, 03:28:33 AM
1. Drive GME to $1000
2. Hedgie scum have to sell all their other positions to cover their short, crashing the market
4. Sell GME to hedgie scum
5. Put ALL your money into crypto
6. Hedgies are left holding the bag. The fed wonders where the fuck the economy just went  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 03:31:11 AM
send me my money james bttw  :-*

Want me to send or buy you a stonk?

cash me out bruv
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 03:43:17 AM
My doge portfolio dropped to 23 bucks.

Maybe not a millionaire next week.

For real though, doge has some wild swings  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 03:51:45 AM
The Great Reset :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 29, 2021, 05:45:37 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/l7dg4s/please_understand_why_robinhood_pulled_the_stunt/

GAMMA SQUEEZE NAOOOOOOOOO

SEC Fiduciary DD GME cum Money Bitcoin Box Spreads Guh

(https://i.redd.it/8ikru8s4e4e61.jpg)
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/l7chv8/i_bought_a_billboard_in_ny_to_show_support_its/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 07:57:08 AM
lets go gamma boiz :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Ghoul on January 29, 2021, 08:40:16 AM
Robin Da Hood :rodney
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 09:02:20 AM
Pre-market feeding the stonks bois. Today is the day we feast!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 29, 2021, 09:18:00 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7qwh6/just_yolod_200k_on_gme_premarket/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7q26x/justin_sun_asian_billionaire_has_our_back_and_is/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7oobr/42069_at_premarket_sign_from_the_stonk_gods/


And finallly.. Lets blow up the entire global financial system brehs. Stick $10 on GME fractionals  :tauntaun

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l7opbs/explaing_how_we_won_yesterday_and_how_we_have_the/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 10:45:58 AM
GME

334,00 USD +140,40 (72,52%)

:rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: zomgee on January 29, 2021, 11:13:55 AM
BB going nowhere but still above 15. I'm very surprised there isn't a push for that unless it was a bot that planted that seed in the first place.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 29, 2021, 11:47:59 AM
I feel bad for all the faultless regular people who are going to be hurt by this
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 11:56:42 AM
I feel bad for all the faultless regular people who are going to be hurt by this
lol no one cares about hedge funds get wrecked
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 12:00:18 PM
trashy is hedgie scum? :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: zomgee on January 29, 2021, 12:25:20 PM
Aren't there hedges in 401Ks that are just part of packages?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 12:34:31 PM
Aren't there hedges in 401Ks that are just part of packages?

Yes.

No.

A 401k is not going to invest in speculative shorting
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 29, 2021, 12:46:30 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/cousincrypt0/status/1354866295309656068
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 29, 2021, 12:48:59 PM
There is a real risk that JPowell doesn't have enough printer ink to bail the hedgies out of this one
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 12:52:37 PM
Little Jerome :pacspit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 01:14:37 PM
Won't be long before they can't short anything because some autisty is holding the stock  :lol
Imagine what these bois can do with their GME profits :whew


https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/28/stock-futures-decline-as-volatile-wall-street-week-continues.html (https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/28/stock-futures-decline-as-volatile-wall-street-week-continues.html)

Quote
Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets, causing losses at brokers like Robinhood and forcing hedge funds who bet against the stock to sell other securities to raise cash.

There are also fears that the GameStop mania is a sign of a larger bubble in the market and that its unraveling could also cause turbulence and hit retail investors hard.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 29, 2021, 01:19:24 PM
#TimuWasRight
:ufup

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1355197653374668800


 :kermit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 01:20:27 PM
Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets

Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets
Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets

Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets
Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets

Investors are concerned that if GameStop continues to rise in such a volatile fashion, it may ripple through the financial markets
:rash

GameStop rise up
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 01:27:46 PM
The identity of deepfuckingvalue has been revealed

(https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/01/keith-gill-99.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 01:32:22 PM
https://twitter.com/RedditStreet/status/1355220413991825411 (https://twitter.com/RedditStreet/status/1355220413991825411)

These bois :lawd
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 02:01:26 PM
GameStop down, Dogecoin up. Dogecoin down, GameStop up.

Welcome to the meme economy!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 02:28:38 PM
When are my tendies printing? Im getting tired of waiting
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 29, 2021, 02:42:16 PM
#TimuWasRight
:ufup

https://mobile.twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1355197653374668800


 :kermit

https://twitter.com/CholeraFan/status/1355195585075306496
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 03:25:34 PM
:whew
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 04:17:28 PM
The dumbass with the cat shirt is still in

(https://i.redd.it/r557em3t5ce61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2021, 04:21:09 PM
Lol DFV is a symbol at this point. This will continue as long as he doesn't sell.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on January 29, 2021, 04:31:42 PM
CanĎt wait for gamestop to be more valuable than amazon next friday.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 04:33:47 PM
Lol DFV is a symbol at this point. This will continue as long as he doesn't sell.

Its time to start renaming schools after him
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 04:34:26 PM
CanĎt wait for gamestop to be more valuable than amazon next friday.

Gamestop has something Amazon doesnt: An expansive retail operation. Why wait 2 days to get your stuff delivered when you can pick it up within minutes?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on January 29, 2021, 04:38:36 PM
:ohhh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 29, 2021, 05:23:43 PM
Hurry up Monday
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 05:31:28 PM
Hurry up Monday

(https://media.giphy.com/media/ISOckXUybVfQ4/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 29, 2021, 05:43:50 PM
Hurry up Monday

*record scratch*

(https://i.imgur.com/QcDHuGU.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/xwaciWK.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on January 29, 2021, 07:42:15 PM
Who else got AMC and Dogecoin rn? Whatís up?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2021, 07:58:57 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es7PIFlXYAUC6a6?format=jpg)

 :heart
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 29, 2021, 08:26:09 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 29, 2021, 09:02:15 PM
Who else got AMC and Dogecoin rn? Whatís up?

I got 40 shares of AMC and 50 shares of NAKD. Fuck a bunch of crypto.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 09:13:53 PM
Who else got AMC and Dogecoin rn? Whatís up?
Holding AMC strong here but a little skittish on the doge. A tale of two cities, really. I bought AMC at $17 during the initial climb, right near the peak. Oh well. Itís never made it back but that just makes it easier to hold.

But around 10 am yesterday I was on WSB. There was no buying on the volatile stocks and I see one comment among thousands. That one comment was simply. ďWhatís up with dogecoin?Ē I had bought like 500 of those for $0.50 forever ago so I checked. $0.01. WTF??? I immediately put in a hundred bucks like a true dumbass. Within an hour it was $0.03. WTF??? Another hundred bucks. Another hour later $0.04. 30 min later $0.05. 10 minutes later $0.06. Then immediately $0.07. I kinda couldnít process this joke currency was making me some real money. It took a while to hit $0.08. Then eventually came crashing down to $0.05. I was almost hoping for some more Robinhood fuckery today for that day two boost but it never happened. I am amazed itís holding at all, honestly. I suspected people were using it to max their GME money for today and it would crash but itís in more of a slow fall.

So here I am with 15,500 dogecoin. ďWorthĒ between $700-$800. Iím watching this slow fall kinda wondering if there will be another pop but I really doubt it. There is absolutely nothing keeping this from being worthless at any second lol.

If it hits $0.07 again Iím out for sure. If it his $0.03 Iím out. Iíll still have made a good amount. I have a feeling the second scenario is much more likely.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 09:50:31 PM
All I can say is that the JAMES FUND only invests in guaranteed returns, and not something speculative like doge coin

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verification never went through
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 29, 2021, 09:53:47 PM
dogecoin is joke shit, don't get caught up

the reason bitcoin retains value and is somewhat of a major player is because it's a limited currency, there are only 21 million bitcoins in existence and that's all there ever will be, unless the algorithm undergoes major restructuring

dogecoin was made as a joke parody of crypto and an infinite amount can be mined, it's not well designed as a currency

it's also not a stock, nobody is shorting it, it's not insured or regulated, and there's no underlying reason or significance for its rises and falls other than memes

the people who've been buying into everything mooning are starting to realize the difference between the shorts on gme/amc and cornball dogecoin and are getting out, before long it'll be back to where it was

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and that's when you buy tons of it for the next time this happens
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 29, 2021, 09:57:48 PM
this is also why nok is off the menu

you'll notice it has a similar trend as doge, it was just briefly a meme caught up in the excitement for no real reason

120% of gamestonk is shorted, those hedge funders have to buy back the stock eventually to cut their losses

42% of amc is shorted

only 1% of nok is shorted
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 29, 2021, 10:08:44 PM
btw this is not investment advice, I'm just talking out of my ass :doggy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 10:37:49 PM
Yup and just like that it hit $.03 and I pulled. It was fun a rush and I made a few hundred bucks. All in all I feel lucky I was early in... kinda late out but thatís fine, Iím not mad.
 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 29, 2021, 10:41:22 PM
All I can say is that the JAMES FUND only invests in guaranteed returns, and not something speculative like doge coin

spoiler (click to show/hide)
verification never went through
[close]

Consider yourself lucky.  You were going through some serious turmoil desperately trying to get in at the absolute peak.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 29, 2021, 11:19:51 PM
Friend just texted to tell me she's getting to get 100 into doge and how to do it

 :doge

This is someone who zero financial knowledge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 29, 2021, 11:22:15 PM
Yeah, AMC and GME are all I'm paying attention to. I'm still in AMC right now. Everything else seems to just be a quick pump and dump. I'm here for all the jokes though.

https://twitter.com/HQTheGOAT_/status/1355132095941799937
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 12:28:10 AM
the dogecoin subreddit is cringe central

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin

a bunch of kids parroting what they've been reading on wsb with no understanding of what the potential is with gme and why that's not applicable elsewhere

BUY BUY DIAMOND HANDS

son there are no forces conspiring to maintain equilibrium or push it back up other than the people you convince to buy it, with your 70k active members compared to wsb over a million

https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/l804g3/why_doge_is_going_down_must_read/

Quote
DO NOT SELL UPVOTE THIS UPON READING!!

IF YOU HAVE MONEY IN DOGE THEN READ THIS!!!!

The only reason that itís staggering is because free trading brokerages like Robinhood are making you wait until your deposits go through which takes up to 5 days, so ALLLL of these people who WANT to put in CANT because their deposits have not gone through. SO DO NOT SELL. HOLD HOLD HOLD. Once these boysí deposits come through weíll be 🚀🚀🚀 by mid week next week!!! UPVOTE THIS SO PEOPLE KNOW

Edit: Dogecoin RULES 1) .05 is the floor, if it dips we all have to work together to keep it above .05. 2) after it reaches $1 sell only 10% so we can continue to drive it up while still profiting

 :snoop :picard

"free trading brokerages are making you wait," afaik robinhood is the only mainstream brokerage that lets you trade crypto directly and the only one making anyone wait for anything, any other brokerages just let you speculate on futures

coinbase et al are exchanges, not brokers

how do they think all these people forced to wait are going to act when they excitedly go to invest and notice they already missed the spike?

also ".05 is the floor"  :lol

Quote from: GollumCreeper
My social worker helped me sign up for BinanceUS and loaned me $10 to put into dogecoin today. Hopefully I can come out with enough to get my dog her allergy shots.

this is the saddest thing I've ever read in my life
:( :fbm :fbm :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 12:43:22 AM
Quote from: gkman13
LETS GO!!!!!! HOLD HOLD HOLD. I have all my left over money in here!!! Every damn penny!!!! Next check I get 40% will go in. Rest goes to bills and food.... but not for long, we don't want to worry about bills, do we?!!! let's get to the moon!!!!!! 70 k doge holding strong. I will not quit!!!

going to get into real financial trouble
:fbm

Quote from: catlife_forever
Holding onto my $10,000 shares🚀

these aren't shares
 :notlikethis

Quote from: TheLoneNazgul
Just joined the battle an hour ago. Tried to help my comrades all day long but all the apps wouldn't let me/crashed until I found Uphold. Clutch as shit. I went in big with you homies. Ride that shit to the fucking moon like we did and will continue to do with those stocks we LIKE SO MUCH.

no concept of the meaning behind "we like the stock"

literally no one is coming for you if you buy too much dogecoin, other than your creditors
 :goty2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on January 30, 2021, 01:11:35 AM
https://twitter.com/MKUltraMoney/status/1355371371044499457

 :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 01:47:47 AM
Quote from: gkman13
LETS GO!!!!!! HOLD HOLD HOLD. I have all my left over money in here!!! Every damn penny!!!! Next check I get 40% will go in. Rest goes to bills and food.... but not for long, we don't want to worry about bills, do we?!!! let's get to the moon!!!!!! 70 k doge holding strong. I will not quit!!!

going to get into real financial trouble
:fbm

Quote from: catlife_forever
Holding onto my $10,000 shares🚀

these aren't shares
 :notlikethis

Quote from: TheLoneNazgul
Just joined the battle an hour ago. Tried to help my comrades all day long but all the apps wouldn't let me/crashed until I found Uphold. Clutch as shit. I went in big with you homies. Ride that shit to the fucking moon like we did and will continue to do with those stocks we LIKE SO MUCH.

no concept of the meaning behind "we like the stock"

literally no one is coming for you if you buy too much dogecoin, other than your creditors
 :goty2

(https://i.redd.it/nxu9pu8e3be61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2021, 01:50:00 AM
https://twitter.com/MKUltraMoney/status/1355371371044499457

 :thinking

WRONG NUMBER WENT UP :rage
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 02:01:05 AM
I can't read that subreddit anymore it's worse than watching marley & me

(https://i.imgur.com/BAj3Hbk.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 30, 2021, 04:08:09 AM
The way to pump dogecoin is to pull a Shkreli and buy out the rights to some drugs, then make dogecoin the only way to buy the drugs
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on January 30, 2021, 09:08:23 AM
great opportunity to plug my favorite reddit thread of all time


https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 09:29:10 AM
great opportunity to plug my favorite reddit thread of all time


https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/
Probably killing himself all over again now that he probably sold it and it has surged like this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es3f199VkAEeeWS?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 30, 2021, 10:35:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/FjltsqF.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 30, 2021, 10:46:21 AM
great opportunity to plug my favorite reddit thread of all time


https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/
Probably killing himself all over again now that he probably sold it and it has surged like this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es3f199VkAEeeWS?format=jpg)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l78yde/doing_my_part/

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So many friends and family (wife included) wanted me to sell this morning at $155. Guess what I did?

Bought more of course.

Im up to 138 Shares of $GME $315 avg

All in for the $PEOPLE

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My wife has called me 3 times about mine today. I told her they made it personal and I'm not selling.

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I legitimately dumped my girlfriend because she moved $50k out of our shared account (45k of which was MY money, 5k which was hers) because I told her I was going to invest 40k.

I paid for the apartment, I pay the bills, I pay for both cars, and that 40k was mine with an extra 5k of mine to spare.

I got the money back and I invested. I'm sitting at a nice profit right now but I'm holding.

You literally only live once, and I'm not going to sit by and say I wasted my chance.

HOLD.

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My wife is currently crying in the other room. I explained the whole situation and she understands, but she's a paper hand at heart god bless her. Edit: I love my wife but I LIKE THIS STOCK 💎🙌

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This is bigger than money now man. This is fucking bigger. This is history, and you know what? These hedge-fund fucks are doubting your values, my values, the AVERAGE JOE'S VALUES. They are trying to call our bluffs.

They think fundamentally that we are greedy little rats, and if they bluff us hard enough, we will sell and give up and crawl back home.

Fuck them. Fuck all of them. Fuck this system. I bought in to make some quick lucky cash, I can admit that. But I'm fucking staying in and buying more because fuck them.

Apes. Fucking. Strong. Together. They'll see. They're SEEING.

This is like Star Citizen on a larger scale :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 30, 2021, 10:49:25 AM
Apes. Fucking. They'll see. They're SEEING.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2021, 10:51:51 AM
Apes. Fucking. They'll see. They're SEEING.

:dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 10:57:40 AM
great opportunity to plug my favorite reddit thread of all time


https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/
Probably killing himself all over again now that he probably sold it and it has surged like this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es3f199VkAEeeWS?format=jpg)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l78yde/doing_my_part/

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So many friends and family (wife included) wanted me to sell this morning at $155. Guess what I did?

Bought more of course.

Im up to 138 Shares of $GME $315 avg

All in for the $PEOPLE

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My wife has called me 3 times about mine today. I told her they made it personal and I'm not selling.

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I legitimately dumped my girlfriend because she moved $50k out of our shared account (45k of which was MY money, 5k which was hers) because I told her I was going to invest 40k.

I paid for the apartment, I pay the bills, I pay for both cars, and that 40k was mine with an extra 5k of mine to spare.

I got the money back and I invested. I'm sitting at a nice profit right now but I'm holding.

You literally only live once, and I'm not going to sit by and say I wasted my chance.

HOLD.

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My wife is currently crying in the other room. I explained the whole situation and she understands, but she's a paper hand at heart god bless her. Edit: I love my wife but I LIKE THIS STOCK 💎🙌

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This is bigger than money now man. This is fucking bigger. This is history, and you know what? These hedge-fund fucks are doubting your values, my values, the AVERAGE JOE'S VALUES. They are trying to call our bluffs.

They think fundamentally that we are greedy little rats, and if they bluff us hard enough, we will sell and give up and crawl back home.

Fuck them. Fuck all of them. Fuck this system. I bought in to make some quick lucky cash, I can admit that. But I'm fucking staying in and buying more because fuck them.

Apes. Fucking. Strong. Together. They'll see. They're SEEING.

This is like Star Citizen on a larger scale :dead

Men.

 :gurl :camby
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 12:08:13 PM
the more I think about the gme thing the more I think there's no way anything comes of it

it's too mainstream now, nothing on this scale ever ends up with like 50% of the people walking away with 10x the money or even 2x the money, the world doesn't work like that

if it did spike again they wouldn't be able to stick the landing, a bunch of people would get out on the rise harming the ability to spike

the price will stay steady where it is now, going up small amounts and going down small amounts but slowly on a downward trend for months, some people will lose faith and cut their losses and it'll go down a bit, then others will halfheartedly "buy the dip"



there's talk that the hedge funders are covered now, they haven't closed out their positions but they could do shit like betting against their own position long term and use that to fund the interest on their shorts, getting out slowly over time, until before you know it a small % of the stock is left shorted and everyone else is holding an overvalued stock

I dunno we'll see I just don't see a giant mass of people making 10x their money on a get rich quick scheme
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Don Rumata on January 30, 2021, 12:16:00 PM
great opportunity to plug my favorite reddit thread of all time


https://www.reddit.com/r/dogecoin/comments/29vt1q/suicidal_over_dogecoin_please_help_shibes/
Probably killing himself all over again now that he probably sold it and it has surged like this.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es3f199VkAEeeWS?format=jpg)

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l78yde/doing_my_part/

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So many friends and family (wife included) wanted me to sell this morning at $155. Guess what I did?

Bought more of course.

Im up to 138 Shares of $GME $315 avg

All in for the $PEOPLE

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My wife has called me 3 times about mine today. I told her they made it personal and I'm not selling.

Quote
I legitimately dumped my girlfriend because she moved $50k out of our shared account (45k of which was MY money, 5k which was hers) because I told her I was going to invest 40k.

I paid for the apartment, I pay the bills, I pay for both cars, and that 40k was mine with an extra 5k of mine to spare.

I got the money back and I invested. I'm sitting at a nice profit right now but I'm holding.

You literally only live once, and I'm not going to sit by and say I wasted my chance.

HOLD.

Quote
My wife is currently crying in the other room. I explained the whole situation and she understands, but she's a paper hand at heart god bless her. Edit: I love my wife but I LIKE THIS STOCK 💎🙌

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This is bigger than money now man. This is fucking bigger. This is history, and you know what? These hedge-fund fucks are doubting your values, my values, the AVERAGE JOE'S VALUES. They are trying to call our bluffs.

They think fundamentally that we are greedy little rats, and if they bluff us hard enough, we will sell and give up and crawl back home.

Fuck them. Fuck all of them. Fuck this system. I bought in to make some quick lucky cash, I can admit that. But I'm fucking staying in and buying more because fuck them.

Apes. Fucking. Strong. Together. They'll see. They're SEEING.

This is like Star Citizen on a larger scale :dead

This is that "Girl with a time machine / Boys with a time machine" meme, but with stonks. :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 01:19:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/dpWK8ZE.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 01:44:08 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Economics/comments/l7wbvd/billionaire_blasts_robinhood_market_as_jon/glb98vx/?context=3

(https://i.imgur.com/5Lm7ymV.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 30, 2021, 01:44:38 PM
(https://www.chapo.chat/pictrs/image/18QvvGc4Nn.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 02:56:41 PM
When you catch flak you are right over your target.

I would say the Reddit boys were right over the target.
No way those boomers would've freaked out on TV if people weren't going to lose a ton of money.

Yesterday: Robinhood and Reddit should be banned because it destabilizes the financial markets, the President is monitoring this

Today: No big deal

GTFO
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 03:03:12 PM
Uncle.

Have a drink.

Put in another buy order.

See you on the moon.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 03:13:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LoptOml.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2021, 03:25:14 PM
My take is that this whole thing was started by some very intelligent people who saw an opportunity to fuck with some arseholes who had got comfortable/lazy in their little bubble world.

Once the ball got rolling though, the vast majority of people joining in were about as intelligent as the stereotypical Redditor and that's who has been sustaining this shit.

In the meantime, the arseholes who had their pants pulled down have regrouped and it turns out they are pretty fucking smart too and have covered their positions while dimwitted Redditors have been memeing it up in their own little bubble.

The end result will be the smart ones on both sides of the equation will be counting their coins and the dumbarses that have spent their time writing idiotic Reddit posts and memes are toast.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 03:37:42 PM
Occupy Wall Street got owned, that's good enough for me :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 30, 2021, 04:04:32 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/TKut4UY.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 04:11:07 PM
Some of you real salty you didn't get in last week like the James fund did
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 30, 2021, 04:12:18 PM
I am going to enjoy some chicken tendies next week  8)

edit: top of page tendies

(https://i.imgur.com/Mlt1Cmw.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 04:35:37 PM
Doge coin is collapsing.

That's why I stick with solid companies like Gamestop. Demand for amiibos is timeless
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 05:08:40 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6MVHmZR.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 30, 2021, 05:30:58 PM
Insurrection of Wall Street cancelled  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYPDCT/status/1355558716465152007
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 06:43:17 PM
When ur police guarding a statue of a bull looks like random Metal Gear NPC's :neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 06:45:13 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/6MVHmZR.png)

Now do one with the post where I was desperately trying to buy in.

I do believe I timed the peak perfectly
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2021, 06:54:00 PM
Insurrection of Wall Street cancelled  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYPDCT/status/1355558716465152007
This is fucking absurd. Please tell me this image concerns all of you Americans as much as it concerns the rest of us?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 30, 2021, 07:20:24 PM
Insurrection of Wall Street cancelled  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYPDCT/status/1355558716465152007
This is fucking absurd. Please tell me this image concerns all of you Americans as much as it concerns the rest of us?

There's a defund movement for a reason
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 07:32:36 PM
At the least the Democrats are protecting the statues they care about :obama
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 30, 2021, 07:36:33 PM
#statuelivesmatter
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 30, 2021, 07:45:34 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Es76o2DWMAIyn6g?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2021, 08:12:51 PM
Insurrection of Wall Street cancelled  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYPDCT/status/1355558716465152007
This is fucking absurd. Please tell me this image concerns all of you Americans as much as it concerns the rest of us?

There's a defund movement for a reason
Which is absolutely absurd as well, but a typically extreme American solution to a problem.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2021, 10:57:38 PM
I think most people, maybe even the vast majority, don't mean that police departments should be completely defunded, just that many of them get far more money than they really need and some of those funds could be allocated in better ways to make the community safer.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Himu on January 30, 2021, 11:13:35 PM
Insurrection of Wall Street cancelled  :(

https://mobile.twitter.com/NYPDCT/status/1355558716465152007
This is fucking absurd. Please tell me this image concerns all of you Americans as much as it concerns the rest of us?

not absurd at all if you've been nyc. they've got police armed in ar-15's at fucking grand central and penn station. Not that far a leap. Just a few train rides south to Bowling Green and bam, you've got armed killahz at Wall st.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on January 30, 2021, 11:14:05 PM
So what they really mean is disarm the police, but what they say is defund the police...
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Himu on January 30, 2021, 11:15:34 PM
So what they really mean is disarm the police, but what they say is defund the police...

lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 30, 2021, 11:28:15 PM
So what they really mean is disarm the police, but what they say is defund the police...

ok
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 30, 2021, 11:31:02 PM
poast more put recommends  :hmph
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on January 30, 2021, 11:35:05 PM
It's funny how so many people no longer understand what 'defund' means when 'the police' is attached to it. Anywho... stonks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on January 30, 2021, 11:51:02 PM
poast more put recommends  :hmph

Put poastato out to pasture :rodney
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Himu on January 30, 2021, 11:51:24 PM
i need to get nintendo stonks. I usually am right about their products.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 31, 2021, 10:35:58 AM
https://www.wsj.com/articles/melvin-capital-lost-53-in-january-hurt-by-gamestop-and-other-bets-11612103117

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Melvin Capital Lost 53% in January, Hurt by GameStop and Other Bets
Citadel, its partners and Point72 took losses from their investment in the hedge fund

Melvin Capital Management, the hedge fund that has borne the brunt of losses from the soaring stock prices of heavily shorted stocks recently, lost 53% in January, according to people familiar with the firm.

Melvin was founded by Gabe Plotkin, a former star portfolio manager for hedge-fund titan Steven A. Cohen. It started the year with about $12.5 billion and now runs more than $8 billion. The current figure includes $2.75 billion in emergency funds Citadel LLC, its partners and Mr. Cohenís Point72 Asset Management injected into the hedge fund last Monday.

:neogaf

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New and existing clients have signed up to invest money into Melvin on Feb. 1, according to the people familiar with the matter. It was unclear how much they would be adding.

Do you smell that, boys? Smells like more tendies  :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: G The Resurrected on January 31, 2021, 10:48:39 AM
Capitalism at itís finest

2021 Topps Garbage Pail Kids Gamestonk https://www.topps.com/2021-topps-garbage-pail-kids-gamestonk.html (https://www.topps.com/2021-topps-garbage-pail-kids-gamestonk.html)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: paprikastaude on January 31, 2021, 01:17:06 PM
I don't know shit about stonk technicalities. But seeing the gist of recent events, it's great to see that there's people left on the internet who finally achieved what all the worthless woke bubbles couldn't - do something meaningful.

No one in power cares that you've cancelled a celebrity out of social media. No one in power cares they might have to hire a token black person down the line. If anything, it helps neolibs hide behind woke lip service to keep a broken system. However, when you get wallstreet brokers run crying to daddy government, you finally hit the right spot for once.

Gut jab, internet. :playa
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2021, 01:27:46 PM
Silver is next but I don't quite understand what their game is yet.
Just that they're buying physical silver by the truckload for some reason.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtFI1j_XcAAG9Dx?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 31, 2021, 01:54:17 PM
Doge alert. Iím staying out this time but itís surging again.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Donít buy it unless you have time to watch it like a hawk today.
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 31, 2021, 03:34:21 PM
Silver is the ron Paul of investing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 31, 2021, 03:58:16 PM
I remember watching a video by some guy in like 2012 talking about how he was bailing out of bitcoin because the government were going to shut it down, and he was instead going all in on silver

never been able to find it again, still haunts me to this day
edit: I looked through my favourites and couldn't find it. BUT I did find this guy that I watched and was also shilling BTC/Gold/silver and did seem to HODL BTC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_HPozCXnTc
BRB gonna go back in time and strangle 17/18yo me  :fbm :fbm

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on the other hand i would've kms if I bought silver/gold instead of BTC  :lol :lol :lol
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Davinci was also Ron Paul pill'd, look at his oldest videos https://www.youtube.com/user/davincij15/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on January 31, 2021, 04:12:13 PM
I don't feel even slightly sorry for gamblers when they lose
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 31, 2021, 04:19:29 PM
DOGE COIN IS SURGING TO THE MOON
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 31, 2021, 05:35:08 PM
loll, i spent at least 30 btc on drugs back in the day. i had a good time  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on January 31, 2021, 05:45:35 PM
would be lying if i said i don't regret holding on/paying more attention to the value of it back then. i briefly attempted trading on btc-e ~2013 but when that site got hacked and subsequently seized by the feds i didn't bother trying again until i got an account with binance when they started up. also lost interest again after it peaked late 2017. the number of lost opportunities. maybe in another dimension i didn't fuck it up
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on January 31, 2021, 06:08:05 PM
While I do want to mess around with stocks sometimes in the future (and not just gamestonk which i am #HOLDING and bought mostly for meme purposes), I am finally getting around to not letting money waste away in my bank account.  For now just going to invest a good chunk of my bank account on index funds, and around 500 to 1000 euros a month from there on. Hoping that will get me to stop spending money on stupid shit every month I dont need, and give a nice profit every year.

I know, a bit boring and whatever. But I do like the idea of not having to worry much about the majority of money.


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and then I will invest my life savings in cd projekt red to own libtards, when I get more comfortable with it
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would be lying if i said i don't regret holding on/paying more attention to the value of it back then. i briefly attempted trading on btc-e ~2013 but when that site got hacked and subsequently seized by the feds i didn't bother trying again until i got an account with binance when they started up. also lost interest again after it peaked late 2017. the number of lost opportunities. maybe in another dimension i didn't fuck it up

I have my first emails about buying bitcoins from 2011. But it was such a bitch, especially in Denmark, so I gave up. What a mistaker.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2021, 07:18:55 PM
While I do want to mess around with stocks sometimes in the future (and not just gamestonk which i am #HOLDING and bought mostly for meme purposes), I am finally getting around to not letting money waste away in my bank account.  For now just going to invest a good chunk of my bank account on index funds, and around 500 to 1000 euros a month from there on. Hoping that will get me to stop spending money on stupid shit every month I dont need, and give a nice profit every year.

I know, a bit boring and whatever. But I do like the idea of not having to worry much about the majority of money.


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and then I will invest my life savings in cd projekt red to own libtards, when I get more comfortable with it
[close]


would be lying if i said i don't regret holding on/paying more attention to the value of it back then. i briefly attempted trading on btc-e ~2013 but when that site got hacked and subsequently seized by the feds i didn't bother trying again until i got an account with binance when they started up. also lost interest again after it peaked late 2017. the number of lost opportunities. maybe in another dimension i didn't fuck it up

I have my first emails about buying bitcoins from 2011. But it was such a bitch, especially in Denmark, so I gave up. What a mistaker.
Interest rates being what they are this is not a bad decision. And as we've seen with COVID-19 crisis, governments today are willing to interfere quite extensively in the 'free market' to make sure the stock market keeps going to the moon.
What has stopped me from doing so, is that soon there should be a 'correction' on some overvalued stocks. In some ways it is happening right now with the Dow shedding a few points. Stock markets are at record highs.

However you want to get  on there before the world reopens, because plenty of people saved up a whole lot of money during the pandemic. If the politicians don't fuck it up, the boom that happens will be legendary.

My prediction is: February - May (dip) -> June/July (slow summer) -> September (TO THE MOON)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 31, 2021, 07:47:41 PM
I'm thinking spy puts in the morning tomorrow, as we saw all this attention on gme etc., brokers not allowing people to spend their own money on certain stocks, and most importantly eroded confidence in the wisdom of shorting, all this will have an affect on wall street's continued prospects and deepen the downward trend at the end of last week
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 31, 2021, 07:55:38 PM
Anyone interested in creating a Borecoin?

Nintex, you're good with computers. Can your set this up? I'll buy 10
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 31, 2021, 08:00:55 PM
Anyone interested in creating a Borecoin?

Nintex, you're good with computers. Can your set this up? I'll buy 10
We thought about creating our own coin with the company but it is quite difficult to do.

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I'm thinking spy puts in the morning tomorrow, as we saw all this attention on gme etc., brokers not allowing people to spend their own money on certain stocks, and most importantly eroded confidence in the wisdom of shorting, all this will have an affect on wall street's continued prospects and deepen the downward trend at the end of last week
On the flip side WSB now has ~8 million members, which just increases the number of people that are going to buy stonks. Probably Tesla, Apple and the other big names that most starting investors do next to whatever WSB starts pushing.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on January 31, 2021, 09:09:48 PM
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I'm thinking spy puts in the morning tomorrow, as we saw all this attention on gme etc., brokers not allowing people to spend their own money on certain stocks, and most importantly eroded confidence in the wisdom of shorting, all this will have an affect on wall street's continued prospects and deepen the downward trend at the end of last week
On the flip side WSB now has ~8 million members, which just increases the number of people that are going to buy stonks. Probably Tesla, Apple and the other big names that most starting investors do next to whatever WSB starts pushing.
all these new people are poors who will only be able to buy fractional shares of tesla at best, but if they do stick around their erratic meme purchasing is going to cause mayhem in the market

like I can't see any particular stock ever getting close to 100% shorted for a long time without causing another wsb run on the stock, everyone will be watching for that now, which means everyone shorting is going to have to hold off from that, which means less rapid growth, uncertainty in the market
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on January 31, 2021, 09:23:42 PM
Iíve got a GTX 780 to donate for the borecoin mining operation.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on January 31, 2021, 10:30:44 PM
Anyone interested in creating a Borecoin?

Nintex, you're good with computers. Can your set this up? I'll buy 10

Here's a placeholder design.  I'll buy 100 million.
(https://i.ibb.co/QfhVHjh/token-4.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 31, 2021, 10:42:54 PM
Guys I think we really have something here
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 02:43:38 AM
New theory on wsb that the hedge funds have been printing counterfeit shares which is why the brokers are setting buy limits.

We hold boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l9rk78/sec_doj_60_minutes_public_data_suggests_massive/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 01, 2021, 05:57:24 AM
fake shares go brrr :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 01, 2021, 05:59:04 AM
New theory on wsb that the hedge funds have been printing counterfeit shares which is why the brokers are setting buy limits.

We hold boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l9rk78/sec_doj_60_minutes_public_data_suggests_massive/
lmao this feels like 2008 all over again.

Daddy Musk probably has 10000000000000000 fake shares that run through Jared Kushner's shell company to the Saudi Royal family or something.
Or as he would say: "Oops, hehe"
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 01, 2021, 06:48:31 AM
:hyper
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 01, 2021, 09:37:20 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqGBiXDB5Y
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 10:38:52 AM
Down 30% at open but if the shares are fake we might be up? Dunno this is getting hard to understand.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 01, 2021, 01:34:49 PM
Depsite Gamestop going down, it's still $240 today vs $17 at the start of the year  :lol

I'm up 5% today. BB to the MOON, GoPro doing great too and NOK holding  :ohhh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 01, 2021, 01:43:28 PM
AMC opened the day at about $17 and is down almost $3 now

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 01, 2021, 01:47:53 PM
AMC opened the day at about $17 and is down almost $3 now

:fbm

Don't you mean, DisneyAMC? :reeeee
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 01, 2021, 03:43:47 PM
amc isn't going to the moon, it's way overvalued, the theater model has been dying for years and the virus exacerbated that

who wants to travel somewhere only to have a worse experience sitting next to a sweaty person who keeps talking during the movie  :yuck  just watch it on your own 80 inch tv with surround  :smug
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 01, 2021, 03:44:34 PM
Not sure I will be able to afford chicken tendies this week brehs  :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 01, 2021, 03:59:28 PM
Not sure I will be able to afford chicken tendies this week brehs  :fbm

press f bois

:tocry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 04:06:12 PM
My understanding is we're holding as the chickens grow up
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 01, 2021, 04:07:28 PM
the hedgies are eating fake tendies :oreilly
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 04:18:19 PM
My VPN is down and I dont know my password so I cant even check on my stocks

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 04:53:13 PM
Reddit update

(https://i.redd.it/og8ca1xskxe61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 01, 2021, 05:07:27 PM
Hold  :dice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on February 01, 2021, 05:11:12 PM
TIL what a short ladder attack is, and how itís fucking shady.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 01, 2021, 05:17:08 PM
Unrelated to the gamestop shenanigans, I got a free subscription to a stock picking service. If anyone is interested I can share the picks (1-2 per month) secretly with this thread.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 05:17:44 PM
Unrelated to the gamestop shenanigans, I got a free subscription to a stock picking service. If anyone is interested I can share the picks (1-2 per month) secretly with this thread.

Are they any good?


Also:

(https://i.redd.it/ajix5l5xkwe61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 01, 2021, 05:19:51 PM
Made a bunch in SNDL today
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 01, 2021, 05:30:13 PM
Yeah I was not expecting that from SNDL today. Itís about the only good decision Iíve made in the past week since I was a day late for the big surge on the other stocks. Bought it at 0.50 and it hit 1.25 today before a late sell off. I still think it can perform well in the first half of the week (I have no idea what Iím talking about). Definitely have an itchy trigger finger on this one though.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 01, 2021, 05:53:45 PM
Unrelated to the gamestop shenanigans, I got a free subscription to a stock picking service. If anyone is interested I can share the picks (1-2 per month) secretly with this thread.

Are they any good?

Just got it, but I bought the two stocks they mentioned in January today and am up 2% between them. The site is more for long term (3-5 years) so you wonít be making a lot of money overnight.

Iíll post them via the hide tool so I donít get in trouble.

Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 01, 2021, 05:54:12 PM
Got some tendies off a call option today thanks to Tesla. I also have a long SNDL call that I'm watching.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 01, 2021, 06:52:50 PM
Not sure I will be able to afford chicken tendies this week brehs  :fbm

Popeyes got you covered.

(https://cdn.sanity.io/images/czqk28jt/prod_plk_us/b0ccc56d317fedccfbe4478926a922a041eda097-1088x648.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 01, 2021, 07:14:53 PM
TIL what a short ladder attack is, and how itís fucking shady.

And I'm learning a bunch of reasons never to take a company public if I'm ever in the position to do so. :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 01, 2021, 07:27:05 PM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 01, 2021, 07:32:38 PM
i'd read that reddit in the past and it was p bleak. the halcyon days of the gme bull run was abnormal
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 01, 2021, 07:35:18 PM
Not sure I will be able to afford chicken tendies this week brehs  :fbm

Popeyes got you covered.

(https://cdn.sanity.io/images/czqk28jt/prod_plk_us/b0ccc56d317fedccfbe4478926a922a041eda097-1088x648.jpg)

Ahh, good old capitalism, I can always count on you to exploit the zeitgeist for the literal quickest buck. (Being serious it was somewhat comforting lmao.)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 01, 2021, 07:37:08 PM
https://twitter.com/wolfofwallst/status/1356354121129979905 (https://twitter.com/wolfofwallst/status/1356354121129979905)

 :lol


The fucking losses of these guys jesus   :whew

HOLD DIAMOND HANDS  :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 01, 2021, 07:43:55 PM
If there's someone I'm turning to for financial advice, it's the guy who went to prison for scamming people with knowingly-unsound financial advice. :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on February 01, 2021, 08:01:10 PM
New theory on wsb that the hedge funds have been printing counterfeit shares which is why the brokers are setting buy limits.

We hold boys

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l9rk78/sec_doj_60_minutes_public_data_suggests_massive/
This seems completely deranged to me? WSB exposed hedgefund frauding shares? really? WTF even is the stock market
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 01, 2021, 08:04:19 PM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

As long as deep fucking value holds were good.

The second he posts he's out you will see a crash to end all crashes
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: samir on February 01, 2021, 08:13:49 PM
How's it going James-kun?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 01, 2021, 08:25:07 PM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

You mean buying Gamestop stock at $400 a pop to own the libs hedgies is a bad idea and the inevitable crash will cause people to lose a ton of money? No way!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 01, 2021, 08:41:52 PM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

You mean buying Gamestop stock at $400 a pop to own the libs hedgies is a bad idea and the inevitable crash will cause people to lose a ton of money? No way!
I mean of course it is. Thatís why Iím only one share deep. I do think the movement is important, if govt wonít keep an eye on the hedgies maybe the public can. I also just sympathize with lots of people losing money they probably canít afford to, no matter how dumb they may have been in the moment.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 01, 2021, 11:08:21 PM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

I have to admit they have good points though

why go to all this effort to ladder attack a stock to force it to go down unless you NEED it to go down as fast as possible?  the trading volume is low, nobody is selling

why the fuck would all the news sites suddenly say reddit is now targeting silver, out of thin air?  it takes one second of checking to see that they're not, if anything they were targeting amc and bb and nok, barely any mentions of silver
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on February 01, 2021, 11:24:59 PM
Quote
The neighbor puts a For Sale sign on his Camaro. Imagine you and a couple buddies wanted to buy it. He says he wants $6,000. Your buddy says to you loudly, ďHow about $4K and I just sell you mine?Ē You say sure! (But you donít actually buy). Next day, you approach your other buddy and say loud enough for the neighbor to hear, ďAww man, Camaros are shit.. can you take this off my hands for $3K?Ē He grudgingly agrees, but no cars change hands. Two days later you approach your neighbor and say, ď$6K.. man, thatís crazy. One just sold for $3K. How about $2500?Ē He heard the other sales numbers and thinks, ďmaybe this isnít worth what I thought it was.Ē And boom! You convinced that dumb neighbor his tendies were stale.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l72r36/what_is_a_short_ladder_attack/

Ladder attacks huh. Hedge funds  :yuck
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 02, 2021, 12:08:40 AM
The desperation on WSB is palpable right now.
 :'(

Not that I really think itís a significant indicator but itís sad to see, for real. Itís one thing to see controlthenarrative ďGuhĒ. Itís a different feeling to see thousands quietly panicking.

I have to admit they have good points though

why go to all this effort to ladder attack a stock to force it to go down unless you NEED it to go down as fast as possible?  the trading volume is low, nobody is selling

why the fuck would all the news sites suddenly say reddit is now targeting silver, out of thin air?  it takes one second of checking to see that they're not, if anything they were targeting amc and bb and nok, barely any mentions of silver
Sure, Iím not discounting that some nefarious shit is going down and the low-volume crash is extremely sus. Thatís the main reason I didnít sell my share and wipe my hands of this whole thing. Iím more referencing the tone shift from ďTOO THE MOONĒ to ďYou think itís gonna happen guys? itís gotta happen, right?Ē I think there has been a perspective shift and I think itís scaring people who over extended. As much as they wonít admit it, as time shaves retail people off one at a time, it is going to be more difficult to carry this to any kind of squeeze. I also think these hedge funds can fight back longer than WSB is willing to give them credit for. I also think more people are getting bored than they are willing to admit.

GME going to $750 plus would be a lot more painful than paying interest for another week and fighting dirty. Or maybe it wouldnít, I donít really know, I would just think so.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 02, 2021, 12:18:45 AM
I don't think a giga squeeze will happen at this point, no

if it gets to 350-400 a ton of people will cut their losses and get out, driving the price back down, making it hover in that range at best
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on February 02, 2021, 02:40:29 AM
:drudge
The James Fund still hasn't made any payments.
Liquidity problems?

:drudge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 02:54:46 AM
My VPN is down and I dont know my password so I cant even check on my stocks

:fbm

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on February 02, 2021, 03:34:39 AM
Why would you need a VPN to trade stonks?

Iím starting to think the James Fund is not on the level.

:thinking  :tinfoil
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 02, 2021, 04:57:28 AM
Drivewealth, a brokerage a lot of foreign companies use for access to us markets through API integrations (incl. mine) is blocking gme, amc and nok trading from tomorrow too. RIP

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 02, 2021, 05:43:20 AM
Drivewealth, a brokerage a lot of foreign companies use for access to us markets through API integrations (incl. mine) is blocking gme, amc and nok trading from tomorrow too. RIP

Free markets !  :corona_rodney
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 02, 2021, 06:04:58 AM
No more tendies :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: mormapope on February 02, 2021, 07:11:33 AM
Bought 36 shares of AMC for $500 at opening yesterday. Anxiously checked my phone all day, seeing how I was slowly but surely losing money. Decided to cut my losses and lose $40 rather than the whole $500 when the stock crashes.

I figure even if that shit made me money, short term investing is terrible for my mental health and well-being. It also doesn't help that billionaires have the money and capital to steer the entire market to their favor with 80 different flavors of manipulation.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2021, 09:29:00 AM
Set a modest limit on my amc and never looking back, if it sells, it sells :yeshrug
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 12:44:47 PM
Just pulled up the stock prices

 :pika :pika :pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 12:49:13 PM
Keep calm everyone

(https://i.redd.it/ydyq5016x2f61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 02, 2021, 01:07:25 PM
Chapo did a Stonkfellas cold open.

https://mobile.twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1356652064592568324
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2021, 01:15:57 PM
I've sold my BB that wasn't going anywhere and it lost traction among the memes.

GME is a definite HOLD if you still have it.
Still a lot going on there which makes it the most likely candidate to pull off the short squeeze.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 01:46:58 PM
Got into my account.

Set a stop-loss order at $100 for GME.

So Im holding but also not risking this ship going back to $3. Except for 2, Im holding those to the grave.

Lets pray boys
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 01:53:36 PM
 :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 02, 2021, 01:59:28 PM
Iím all out. Lost a couple hundred on all this. But hey, I actually learned a lot. This wasnít my first foray into short term trading but it was probably the most expensive.

Good luck to those of you that are stronger than myself. I actually feel bad I canít stay on the train but losing another $1000 just isnít an option for me right now. Back to the boomer S&P I guess.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 02:01:33 PM
Lots of people in WSB posting about how they put all their unemployment money into GME hoping for a better life.

The house wins again

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2021, 02:08:07 PM
It was fun to make non-sensical financial decisions and feeling like these guys
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b5/0a/b8/b50ab846d4249069124e56a15de8994c.gif)

Anyway, I learned a lot too in a short time.
Good luck on the squeeze. Hold if you must, fold if you have to  :heart

And remember don't gamble with money you can't miss.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2021, 02:20:20 PM
Imagine buying overpriced stonks at the peak and then being shocked when you get shafted. :neogaf

DFV is gonna be out there driving his new Ferrari while you're eating ramen for the rest of the year. :neogaf :neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 02:26:16 PM
02/02/21 2:24 PM ET Executed    $101.01

:fbm

The order triggered.

It's over.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 02:40:25 PM
Im super bummed and I still came out with a profit. Cant imagine how people who bought at the top feel.

:fbm

What a disaster this has been.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 02, 2021, 02:40:36 PM
Tendie time is over :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Potato on February 02, 2021, 02:42:58 PM
Lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 02, 2021, 02:53:48 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV7lz6wCcfM
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 02, 2021, 03:03:06 PM
:drudge :drudge :drudge :drudge

GME is collapsing

Down $100




My sell order was $3 away from executing at $355

 :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp :stahp

 :walkaway
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 03:03:29 PM
Wait I've been under the assumption this was another post-irony millennial thing, people actually expected GameStop stock to cross $1k? :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2021, 03:12:26 PM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 02, 2021, 03:14:47 PM
Yeah, this was definitely iced out by a few factors. I never held GME, but I do own some amc with an average buy of like $12. So go see a movie when covid is over, please  :P

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 02, 2021, 03:16:50 PM
I had already named the yacht  :fbm

I had already decided to buy a penthuse at the waldorf astoria :fbm

I had already decided to buy a RR wraith black badge :fbm

I had already chosen a rolex :fbm

Instead of $100m, I have 30$ left with a -70% return

Fucking PAPERHAND BITCH REDITORS

YOU HAVE MADE A POWERFUL ENEMY TODAY FUYCKKEEEEEEEERURE
 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 02, 2021, 03:18:01 PM
ETH is spiking get in here
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 03:35:00 PM
I just wanted two weeks at an isolated beach :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 03:40:12 PM
Our trip to the moon has been caught on camera

https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/lb5otn/spacex_sn9_launch_results_in_an_explosion_during/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 02, 2021, 03:59:30 PM
Im super bummed and I still came out with a profit. Cant imagine how people who bought at the top feel.

:fbm

What a disaster this has been.

Breh, it's the same scam that's been run a billion times for thousands of years. The people who bought in early when it was cheap come out on top, the people who bought in late when the price was skyrocketing come out with zilch. Same as it ever was.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 02, 2021, 04:02:35 PM
Im selling at $415

 :nothing

Honestly you should have.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 04:03:43 PM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 04:06:59 PM
Im selling at $415

 :nothing

Honestly you should have.

I sold 2 at 418 (would have been 460 if not for the fuckwads at Ally who cant run a fucking website). I sold 3 more at 370.

I did learn SOME lessons from March.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 02, 2021, 04:07:02 PM
AMC down below $8 brehs

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: mormapope on February 02, 2021, 04:16:39 PM
Im super bummed and I still came out with a profit. Cant imagine how people who bought at the top feel.

:fbm

What a disaster this has been.

Breh, it's the same scam that's been run a billion times for thousands of years. The people who bought in early when it was cheap come out on top, the people who bought in late when the price was skyrocketing come out with zilch. Same as it ever was.

This is true, I'd add that there was a lot of momentum from everyday sources of misery that made this a very hyped event.

Pandemic that adds a dreary mononity to life
Pandemic that's also affected income
The narrative of this fucking over billionaires
How easy it is to buy stock nowadays

I've known a little bit of stock trading from random sources, but there was some endorphin chasing thing in my brain that felt the urge to fuck around, justify trying to play the game.

I thought AMC was gonna have a similar but not as substantial spike based on hype apes. Installed cash app, did very basic verification, and was able to buy stock very quickly and very easily. You just need to link a debit card and....if you're not careful, you can invest an entire bank account in seconds.

Drug overdoses and suicide rates have skyrocketed with this pandemic. The idea of gambling money from your phone, very easily, hits a part of the brain that stimulates really risky decision making.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 04:17:04 PM
Thought experiment: if WSB had put all their effort and money towards buying lottery tickets, what are the odds they would have been overall more successful?

I suppose pre-tax, a billion dollars spread across their 8.3 mil members (assuming all participated) would only equal $120.48 per person (assuming 1 lottery ticket per person), but that's likely better than the massive losses everyone is seemingly experiencing right now.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 02, 2021, 04:21:28 PM
Loto being more reliable than the stock market is sort of the point tho :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 04:25:23 PM
Im hearing rumors we could save Sears if we all buy in
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 02, 2021, 04:33:22 PM
Thought experiment: if WSB had put all their effort and money towards buying lottery tickets, what are the odds they would have been overall more successful?

I suppose pre-tax, a billion dollars spread across their 8.3 mil members (assuming all participated) would only equal $120.48 per person (assuming 1 lottery ticket per person), but that's likely better than the massive losses everyone is seemingly experiencing right now.


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zsn4x/shorting_powerball/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zvxp5/shorting_powerball_update/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2021, 04:33:34 PM
Daily reddit update

(https://i.redd.it/rr9n7obwq4f61.png)


IF HE'S STILL IN IM STILL IN

Oh shit I sold n/m


BEZOS LEAVING AMAZON PANIC SELL YOUR AMAZON STOCKS
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 02, 2021, 04:41:15 PM
Who has Jeff B been fucking this time?  :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on February 02, 2021, 05:26:35 PM
On the chance that it does rebound for the big squeeze still, I grabbed a GME when it hit $98 and set a sell order for it.  If this truly is the end of zombie Shakespeare, I donít mind being out the hundo.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 02, 2021, 05:29:01 PM
This will be James in a few days.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 02, 2021, 05:47:45 PM
https://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 06:06:53 PM
Thought experiment: if WSB had put all their effort and money towards buying lottery tickets, what are the odds they would have been overall more successful?

I suppose pre-tax, a billion dollars spread across their 8.3 mil members (assuming all participated) would only equal $120.48 per person (assuming 1 lottery ticket per person), but that's likely better than the massive losses everyone is seemingly experiencing right now.


https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zsn4x/shorting_powerball/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zvxp5/shorting_powerball_update/

Lol I don't understand any of this :P
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 02, 2021, 06:22:56 PM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.
Sour grapes? I never held any GME, but I was rooting for WSB.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 02, 2021, 06:31:57 PM
I am not a smart man but I was a lucky motherfucker this week

(https://i.imgur.com/eyU24n2.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/KtL45P9.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/fDm2iEL.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/ox0BPvT.png)

some of the swings look big but all total it only amounted to a few hundred

all were on separate days so I didn't get dinged for day trading

all of it was due to people screaming BUY BUY IT'S GOING TO THE MOON then having second thoughts and bailing

I should not have done any of this but it mysteriously worked out  :dizzy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 06:39:40 PM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.
Sour grapes? I never held any GME, but I was rooting for WSB.

Not from you but from those pushing the "this would be diamonds if not for those evil Robinhood people" narrative.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 02, 2021, 08:20:43 PM
Not from you but from those pushing the "this would be diamonds if not for those evil Robinhood people" narrative.

they effectively squashed the possibility of a 2nd short squeeze fueled by retail investors by suspending trading.

whether it would've happened if they didn't do anything.. who knows. but they are doing their best to make sure it doesn't atm.

it's not just robinhood either.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 08:24:48 PM
 :hans1 :lucille :popcorn
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2021, 08:32:58 PM
you invested all your savings into gamestop?

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/12AKf1SgOrhc7S/200.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: mormapope on February 02, 2021, 09:25:33 PM
Not from you but from those pushing the "this would be diamonds if not for those evil Robinhood people" narrative.

they effectively squashed the possibility of a 2nd short squeeze fueled by retail investors by suspending trading.

whether it would've happened if they didn't do anything.. who knows. but they are doing their best to make sure it doesn't atm.

it's not just robinhood either.
AMC couldn't be traded on cash app today. GME and AMC pulled from multiple websites and apps. Better yet:

Media outlets saying WSB were pushing for silver investing, meanwhile, on the actual subreddit, anyone bringing up silver was shit on and posts shilling for silver being almost instantly deleted, painted a very clear picture.

When 99% of the posts in front of you are "HOLD GME, WE APES, HOLD GME, DONT GET DISTRACTED. BE APE. HOLD"

And then media outlets run that these hype apes were trying to get people to invest in silver?

It's not even "well journalism sucks lol what do you expect". It's straight up a narrative being fabricated by investment websites.

It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.
Sour grapes? I never held any GME, but I was rooting for WSB.

Not from you but from those pushing the "this would be diamonds if not for those evil Robinhood people" narrative.

When politicians and people like Mark Cuban are saying there's some bullshit, there's definitely bullshit.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 09:29:21 PM
There's bullshit on wallstreet?? :o
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: mormapope on February 02, 2021, 09:45:16 PM
There's bullshit on wallstreet?? :o

Have you genuinely been following everything going on or are you jumping in at the end to blindly poo poo everywhere  :doge

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 02, 2021, 10:06:04 PM
There's bullshit on wallstreet?? :o

Have you genuinely been following everything going on or are you jumping in at the end to blindly poo poo everywhere  :doge



I've been mildly poo pooing all along, thank you very much. :P
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on February 03, 2021, 12:04:26 AM
More like Tasty Shit  ::)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:drool
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 03, 2021, 07:16:05 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 03, 2021, 07:35:29 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/)

(https://imgur.com/DqZufp5.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/40668475.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 03, 2021, 08:04:11 AM
Whatever you do, make sure it is within your personal risk toleranceô
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: T-Short on February 03, 2021, 08:05:59 AM
https://twitter.com/drewharwell/status/1356715856101842945

Nintex, this you?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 03, 2021, 08:50:23 AM

Nintex, this you?

Probably not, but I'm willing to bet he's also subjected some poor assholes to his screeds about how fiscally prudent the Dutch people are at some point on a forum or twitter.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 03, 2021, 09:35:16 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/)

(https://imgur.com/DqZufp5.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/40668475.jpg)

Counterpoint :
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbnidp/people_now_pressuring_and_flatout_belittling/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbnidp/people_now_pressuring_and_flatout_belittling/)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2021, 01:14:28 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/ (https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lbj15v/please_control_your_risk_please_protect_your/)

(https://imgur.com/DqZufp5.jpg)

(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/40668475.jpg)

:neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 03, 2021, 01:17:54 PM
Itís now QAnon but with stocks.

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 03, 2021, 01:35:27 PM
Itís now QAnon but with stocks.

 :rejoice

(https://i.imgur.com/8zkcIAy.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 03, 2021, 02:07:21 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/HitherToFore/status/1356641768394158080
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 03, 2021, 03:04:18 PM
Quote
But his favorite Reddit forum, WallStreetBets, was increasingly obsessed with it, casting it as a way to crush billionaires, move the market and profit heavily in the process. Energized by its rising price, Oosterink said he invested another 8,000 euros last month ó nearly $10,000, mostly from years of savings from his parents and some government college loans ó leaving only about 30 euros in his personal account.
He kept 30 Euro's like a real Hollander, a Greek or Italian wouldn't have done that :snob
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 03, 2021, 04:24:13 PM
Time to wipe the thread before the feds get to us  :anhuld

(https://i.redd.it/4nd97dz3ibf61.jpg)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 03, 2021, 04:39:04 PM
(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/is-this-legal-absolutely-not-leonardo-dicaprio-the-wolf-of-wall-street.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on February 03, 2021, 05:51:11 PM
fwiw: I eat tendies earlier this evening :smug
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 03, 2021, 06:24:45 PM
Quote
But his favorite Reddit forum, WallStreetBets, was increasingly obsessed with it, casting it as a way to crush billionaires, move the market and profit heavily in the process. Energized by its rising price, Oosterink said he invested another 8,000 euros last month ó nearly $10,000, mostly from years of savings from his parents and some government college loans ó leaving only about 30 euros in his personal account.
He kept 30 Euro's like a real Hollander, a Greek or Italian wouldn't have done that :snob

     :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 03, 2021, 09:08:27 PM
EVERYTHING I POSTED WAS IN RELATION TO THEORETICAL TRADES WITHIN MINECRAFT
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on February 03, 2021, 09:22:25 PM
Wow who could have predicted that a ton of impressionable idiots buying inflated garbage stocks would lose money somehow.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2021, 09:23:19 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/HitherToFore/status/1356641768394158080
:dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 04, 2021, 02:48:52 AM
Doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on February 04, 2021, 02:49:57 AM
I turned 25 bucks into 28 thanks to Elon's tweet so far. I am rich bois.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 04, 2021, 03:49:19 AM
The SEC have activated their sleeper agents and are destroying WSB from within :ohhh

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/lcaede/rwallstreetbets_is_being_taken_over_from_inactive/

(https://i.redd.it/vd6jrqe32ef61.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 04, 2021, 08:54:59 AM
I realized this morning that each time Elon tweets about dogecoin I lose more from my Tesla stock than I make from the doge pump.

I guess the only solution is to put more money in doge.
 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 04, 2021, 09:36:07 AM
You've really lost the plot when you start talking yourself into Gamestop being a valuable company.

Quote
It really is simple, even if the volatility slows and we sit in the 90-110 area, the company is vastly changing. They have capital, their financials arenít bad, the motherfucking CHEWY founder is on the board. If it takes a little while for you to break even, so be it. This has turned into a cult stock, you think Teslaís financials match their stock price? FUCK NO.

Just hold if you can hold, if you need to pay your rent and pull then you shouldnít have been playing with your money like this.

HOLD IDIOTS, AND LETS GET WSB BACK TO BEING OPTION TRADERS

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2021, 10:30:49 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/HitherToFore/status/1356641768394158080

(https://i.imgur.com/RTGjT5j.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2021, 10:32:38 AM
You've really lost the plot when you start talking yourself into Gamestop being a valuable company.

Quote
It really is simple, even if the volatility slows and we sit in the 90-110 area, the company is vastly changing. They have capital, their financials arenít bad, the motherfucking CHEWY founder is on the board. If it takes a little while for you to break even, so be it. This has turned into a cult stock, you think Teslaís financials match their stock price? FUCK NO.

Just hold if you can hold, if you need to pay your rent and pull then you shouldnít have been playing with your money like this.

HOLD IDIOTS, AND LETS GET WSB BACK TO BEING OPTION TRADERS



Quote
the motherfucking CHEWY founder is on the board

Oh well in that case :badass
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2021, 10:34:05 AM
Quote
their financials arenít... bad

Lol this is the biggest backhanded non-compliment to a company I've ever seen :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on February 04, 2021, 11:29:12 AM
I think even the original WSB guys on the GME train reckoned the "correct valuation" based on the actual company health was around 20$.

But I guess there's not much for bag holders to do except eat losses later in the off chance some other wild spike happens at some point.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 04, 2021, 11:33:04 AM
The plan is simple you all. After Trump wins the presidency in 2024, heíll revalue GME to be worth 10,000 per share. Get in now while itís low, be patient, and then enjoy being a millionaire.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 04, 2021, 12:28:40 PM
(https://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/is-this-legal-absolutely-not-leonardo-dicaprio-the-wolf-of-wall-street.gif)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQL5-GVt-8I
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 04, 2021, 12:43:07 PM
The plan is simple you all. After Trump wins the presidency in 2024, heíll revalue GME to be worth 10,000 per share. Get in now while itís low, be patient, and then enjoy being a millionaire.
*snoooorrt* "GAMESTOP! Oh boy do we love Gamestop and we love Wall Street Bets. They hold and look... I thought, wow this guy lost millions he's going to sell, like I would sell. And he HOLDS. Look at the balls on this guy and he's still HOLDING it's crazy let me tell ya but we love the holders. We want them to hold. HOLD DON'T FOLD. When I get elected it'll go up, believe me it'll go up. It'll go up like you've never ever seen before. And they will ask me SIR... SIR how do we stop?"

*HOLD THAT STOCK! HOLD THAT STOCK! HOLD THAT STOCK!*

"I call it a SQUEEZE that's French for a squeeeeeze you know when you touch something soft but really this is actually very hard"

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 04, 2021, 03:17:28 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/lce6zm/elon_musk_reminds_me_of_a_rich_billionaire_who/

Quote
Elon Musk reminds me of a rich billionaire who throws a wad of 100's into traffic and watches poor people scramble for the cash while a bus can hit them at any moment.

Anyone kinda disturbed by his behaviour? He clearly knows what he's doing but seems to enjoy the affect it has on people. He's toying with the young and the ignorant and he seems to get off on it while drunkenly watching from his mansion.

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on February 05, 2021, 04:06:34 AM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.

That is true, but it also goes for Robinhood. I expect they will be on the wrong end of a few class-action lawsuits, despite their clickthrough EULA.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on February 05, 2021, 06:55:13 AM
I bet some people made serious bank on GME. Riding the wave and then shorting the fuck out of it was so obviously the right move. I feel so stupid for being so risk averse.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on February 05, 2021, 09:21:38 AM
Everyone who didn't sell has never heard of the prisoner's dilemma
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 05, 2021, 10:15:22 AM
If you are for some reason still holding sell that shit now.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 05, 2021, 10:17:30 AM
If you are for some reason still holding sell that shit now.

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO REEEEEEEEEEEE
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2021, 10:46:41 AM
It crossed $500. I don't know about 1K, but it would've gone a lot higher if Robinhood and other brokers didn't start severely limiting trading.

Sounds like sour grapes tbh.

Don't take someone on if you can't tell how hard they hit back, and if you do, make sure you can take the blow.

That is true, but it also goes for Robinhood. I expect they will be on the wrong end of a few class-action lawsuits, despite their clickthrough EULA.

Eh I regret that post, people losing money just isn't cool and there was some level of fishery going on.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: demi on February 05, 2021, 11:52:31 AM
So did anyone here make that scrilla? 5 digits? 4 digits? More?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 05, 2021, 01:43:20 PM
(https://i.redd.it/i8uomkd07kf61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: demi on February 05, 2021, 02:12:57 PM
I dont know what that means. You made money?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 05, 2021, 02:51:24 PM
I dont know what that means. You made money?

Do you run this forum for money?

Of course not.

Its about friendships demi. Thats what we all want.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: demi on February 05, 2021, 02:59:53 PM
Money would make me happier yes
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 05, 2021, 04:20:56 PM
demi's post used to be top of the page 18 which means someone just deleted several posts which could have made the forum legally culpable for financial wrongdoing  :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 05, 2021, 04:26:23 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1239659855448866816

 :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 05, 2021, 05:04:52 PM
I dont know what that means. You made money?
I ended up losing a couple hundred bucks.

That is not my screenshot. Im better than that lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 05, 2021, 11:44:49 PM
So did anyone here make that scrilla? 5 digits? 4 digits? More?
I made about $1400 on GME when it increased from 100 to 114 early on. I thought that was the end of it and got out before it really took off the following day. I could've made at least 10k.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on February 07, 2021, 10:33:10 AM
Tell me Iím stupid for staring at dogecoin the over the past 2 weeks and each day wondering why I havenít left money in there.

I donít know. Iím starting to think .50 or even $1 is a possibility.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 07, 2021, 01:37:28 PM
I can see Dogecoin become the counter rallying cry from Elon Musk and friends against that build back better and great reset idea pushed by the world economic forum and governments.
Yes a great reset, a reset to a dogecoin economy.

Snoop Dogg is on board too

https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1358141965930426368 (https://twitter.com/SnoopDogg/status/1358141965930426368)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 08, 2021, 08:39:02 AM
Elon is manipulating Bitcoin now

https://twitter.com/business/status/1358765462931320835

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 08, 2021, 10:41:25 AM
Who was the fucker who told me not to get into doge coin
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 08, 2021, 10:51:53 AM
 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 08, 2021, 11:02:40 AM
Wait just remembered it was the stupid website verification that blocked me, youre all good  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 08, 2021, 11:21:52 AM
I still think it will slide back down eventually, because in a real world sense it's next to useless and poorly designed and is only as valuable as the people who own it believe it is


I mean even elon invested in regular bitcoin despite making joking tweets toward doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on February 08, 2021, 01:42:03 PM
so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs!  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 08, 2021, 02:21:31 PM
so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs!  :heartbeat

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on February 08, 2021, 02:44:14 PM
so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs!  :heartbeat

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole

i told you on the first page of the thread, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 08, 2021, 04:49:47 PM
so far this year i've made enough money on my weedstonks (after tax) to give me roughly 4 years of comfortable living.
In comparison the entirety of 2020 only gave me 2 years... 

It won't be enough for any hookers and blow though, which might lead you to believe that the metric is useless. But it does keep me out of the job market so it's actually a really good metric.

still, it's all because of sleepy Joe Biden and the gorgeous people of Georgia, so thank you brehs!  :heartbeat

Next time tell us what to buy in advance, asshole

i told you on the first page of the thread, distinguished mentally-challenged fellow :lol

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 08, 2021, 05:06:02 PM
Sounds like some illegal insider trading boys :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 08, 2021, 05:31:49 PM
(https://i.redd.it/l1xdlgk5g9g61.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 10, 2021, 02:56:54 PM
Well SNDL was a great second stock to buy.  :-[
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on February 10, 2021, 04:40:11 PM
Well SNDL was a great second stock to buy.  :-[

I'm worried it won't be for long since reddit knows about it now and are going nuts

as soon as reddit recognizes a goldmine it nosedives
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Courage on February 10, 2021, 04:58:38 PM
yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 10, 2021, 05:34:55 PM
Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?

Buy low sell high
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on February 10, 2021, 06:13:46 PM
yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.

i've sold most of my aphria but i'm keeping 1000 because of the crazy big arbitrage towards tilray  :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 10, 2021, 09:27:08 PM
I bought 40 shares of APHA in December. These gains aren't enough to quit my job. :corona_mj

Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?
And how do you suggest we do that? :maf

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 11, 2021, 02:18:07 AM
yeah, a lot of the weed stocks went up because of it. had some FOMO with APHA because I was eyeing it last week, but I think going with MSOS is the safer bet for now.

i bought some NEPT a few days ago alongside a bunch more in that MSOS/YOLO weed ETF. almost instant 30% gain day 1 with NEPT then it flattened but seems actually priced fine. Village farms also seemed fine. Should've got on the hype train with TLRY / APHA i guess  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 11, 2021, 02:23:38 AM
put another k into my 'murcan trading account heh. dese returns. wish i had more liquid cash tbh though kinda glad as im feeling a little desperate, am pretty dumb and could get srsly burnt if i had ready access to my savings. housing market has gone so nuts here like a lot of places the past year. i've been priced out of a new place again so im staying in my apartment and throwing money at this shit i guess. house market: skyrocketing, stock market: mooning, bubble: inflating, needle? getting ready to pop.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 11, 2021, 02:40:44 AM
The bigger the bubble, the bigger the government bailout. Keep pumping boys  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2021, 06:57:18 AM
Bought sndl as a long term idea under a dollar, now Iím like, shit okay where do I get off this, the memers are here
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 11, 2021, 08:58:27 AM
Guys, how about we start buying these stocks BEFORE they skyrocket?
And how do you suggest we do that? :maf



Pump and dump, baby :win
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 11, 2021, 11:39:08 AM
The weed pump and dump is complete.

Bought sndl as a long term idea under a dollar, now Iím like, shit okay where do I get off this, the memers are here
I hope you sold while it was still high.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: CatsCatsCats on February 11, 2021, 11:53:29 AM
Nah, Iím long in it still. Probably should have sold enough to cover the position when it was north of 4 but, Iím hoping to hold it a year+
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 11, 2021, 02:28:08 PM
Hump and pump :drool :hump
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 11, 2021, 02:53:08 PM
oops, well I'm glad I'm in the boring etf and the less visible stock with OK fundamentals now
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 15, 2021, 04:30:21 PM
Secret tips on how to make millions in stock from one of America's greatest governors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODeU9iNeYU
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 15, 2021, 06:33:11 PM
Only $47 I mean, you gotta hand it to them. It's a fair grift.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 18, 2021, 03:14:01 AM
Fuck this. The system is completely rigged. We would have blown up the economy at the end of January.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/lmagzp/today_interactive_brokers_ceo_admits_that_without/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 18, 2021, 03:47:47 AM
nsf001
smashthestate
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 18, 2021, 06:16:37 AM
The SEC is going after the redittors not the hedgefunds.
Read about a lawsuit yesterday.  :doge

Voting has consequences.
Title: #TimuWasRight
Post by: Tasty on February 18, 2021, 08:53:08 AM
Wallstreetcrats :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: headwalk on February 18, 2021, 11:42:05 AM
i've sent a letter off to my broker (he only works two days a week) to see how my £35 worth of gamestop, blackberry and AMC investments are doing. i hear they're all massive up and comers.

papa's gonna buy a brand new bag.
Title: Re: #TimuWasRight
Post by: team filler on February 18, 2021, 01:31:04 PM
Wallstreetcrats :stahp
warren  :bernie
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on February 18, 2021, 01:36:50 PM
Wallstreetcrats :stahp
warren  :bernie

:jawalrus
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 18, 2021, 04:23:28 PM
https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1362450258282885129
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 21, 2021, 06:16:53 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuXISkfWQAAi8Kh?format=jpg)

We now have the biggest stonks.

Stonks gained 10% in Amsterdam last week.
Our country is really on a stonks high right now.  :doge


Prior to COVID the Amsterdam Stock Exchange peaked at 600 points. We're now cruising towards 700 points.
The expectation is we could hit 1000 points within 2 or 3 years.  :money
 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on February 21, 2021, 06:45:59 PM
https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1363633951319941122


 :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 21, 2021, 07:28:31 PM
damn, binance coin mooned hard. transferred the few i had i'd written off as dust years ago into a couple thou in busd.

i haven't touched my binance account in years  :doge  i actually got quite nervous when i first saw this as i know i had hundreds of bnb at one point and wasn't sure how many i had left. still happy with the little win but could've been one extremely happy accident if i'd left a larger chunk of them in there.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 21, 2021, 07:33:17 PM
Sort of scared about what my James Fund activities will mean for taxes this year

 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 21, 2021, 07:34:23 PM
now just to figure out how to cash these things out :brain

have to open an account on a janky local exchange, transfer to that wallet then wait for my fractional amount of btc i convert it into to sell as it either goes up or down. WHO KNOWS. what a waste of time. crypto is so fucking dumb

then i guess i gotta do taxes smgdh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 21, 2021, 09:39:03 PM
what stonks to buy monday open  ???

my long term hold/slow burner atm is INTC.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: El Babua on February 21, 2021, 10:04:34 PM
THCX
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 23, 2021, 01:23:55 PM
Tesla drops as much as 13%, turns negative for the year
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/02/23/tesla-drops-another-6percent-in-premarket-bringing-two-day-losses-to-14percent.html

:pika


(still about 72% over valued)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 24, 2021, 09:59:56 AM
The ONTX dip buy single-handedly covering all these terrible ETF and AMD red numbers for me.  :aah
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 24, 2021, 03:49:21 PM
My Hugo Boss and banks stock are doing pretty good  :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 24, 2021, 04:07:05 PM
Today I bough a $55 GME options contract (expiring Friday) for $540--sold at a $70 loss at 3:11.

It's currently worth $3,984.

 :brain

edit: GME is up big after hours--add another $3k to the contract.

 :steel
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 24, 2021, 04:26:05 PM
Today I bough a $55 GME options contract (expiring Friday) for $540--sold at a $70 loss at 3:11.

It's currently worth $3,984.

 :brain

edit: GME is up big after hours--add another $3k to the contract.

 :steel

Paper hands strikes again

F in chat for Flannel Boy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 24, 2021, 04:35:48 PM
is the sqeeze gonna squoze???
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 24, 2021, 04:40:00 PM
RIP flannel  :'(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 24, 2021, 04:41:59 PM
$145 after hours.

(https://i.imgur.com/kVYEmOU.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 24, 2021, 04:55:21 PM
The autisty's are doing this shit again after the hedgefunds tried to short gamestop  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 24, 2021, 05:10:14 PM
Today I bough a $55 GME options contract (expiring Friday) for $540--sold at a $70 loss at 3:11.

It's currently worth $3,984.

 :brain

edit: GME is up big after hours--add another $3k to the contract.

 :steel

This guy bought in at 2:45pm

(https://i.imgur.com/L5dLeXI.jpeg)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on February 24, 2021, 05:10:45 PM
Missing out a second time :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 24, 2021, 05:13:59 PM
Missing out a second time :fbm

Theres still time to jump in!

TO THE MOON BOYS
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 24, 2021, 05:16:12 PM
I "wrote off" the $100 I put into gamestop. So my fractional share just went $0->$52 for a ∞% gain.  :brain
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on February 25, 2021, 01:28:44 AM
just downloaded TRADER WORKSTATION from Interactive Brokersô and yeah, damn. this is like a java swt app from the late 90s. this client is THICC. i wonder how many boomers creaming it on the stonks still use this shit  :doge

seems like a good exchange for foreigners (read: non-americans) though. got access to jp, hk, euro and 'murcan markets including options trading and it has p low fees.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 25, 2021, 10:28:54 AM
the bid/ask spreads on gme are insane, are you actually buying this garbage james?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on February 25, 2021, 01:05:55 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/RumorFlies/status/1364765626422747141
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on February 25, 2021, 06:37:38 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/poYA9Ko.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 01, 2021, 01:16:42 PM
Investing in random stocks:  :huh

Investing in GME, AMC, etc.:  :picard :betty

Investing in crypto:  :girlaff :expert :morans

Investing in Pepe Cash:  :what :money :mouf :itagaki

https://mobile.twitter.com/feelsgoodmandoc/status/1366236525965443074

Thatís over 300k for a jpeg.  :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on March 01, 2021, 03:13:31 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on March 01, 2021, 05:09:59 PM
what
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 05, 2021, 01:30:06 PM
https://www.axios.com/john-mcafee-indicted-cryptocurrency-cebc4b72-376d-4ea4-8c5d-3122067b004d.html

Fuck the feds  :sheik
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2021, 10:53:40 AM
If youre still holding GME, were back at $160
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 08, 2021, 02:28:05 PM
Once we're back to ~$270 I am even, and its all tendies from there on out  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2021, 08:44:12 PM
Reddit guy doubled down and is feasting again

(https://i.redd.it/9jfy2u8bdvl61.png)


Should I sell or hold the 1 I kept?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on March 09, 2021, 12:00:10 AM
Reddit guy doubled down and is feasting again

(https://i.redd.it/9jfy2u8bdvl61.png)


Should I sell or hold the 1 I kept?

fucking lmao

diamond hands baby
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on March 09, 2021, 01:00:56 AM
Iíve had a sell order on mine for if GME were to ever actually go to the moon.  If not, eh Iím fine having it remain in my portfolio.  These hands arenít paper.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2021, 03:53:05 PM
$242
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 10, 2021, 12:43:49 PM
I check my phone earlier and $GME was at $340 and I was up like $20 on my 0.37 shares

....

I looked now... $198

 :pika

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK]


No point selling now, guess I'm HODLing for another few weeks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 10, 2021, 12:49:03 PM
James fund taking a beating today

Jk these GME swings are fun to watch
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 10, 2021, 12:49:39 PM
do u guys even know how many $3 onlyfans i could sub to with that $20

FUCK
FUCK
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 11, 2021, 03:00:25 PM
I set a sell order if it goes below $250. I only have 1 left (bought at 80) so not worth checking up on during the day. What happens, happens.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 12, 2021, 02:20:28 PM
https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1370436214994636800 (https://twitter.com/TikTokInvestors/status/1370436214994636800)

sounds like a good investment :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 13, 2021, 04:58:35 PM
Bitcoin at 60k
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on March 13, 2021, 08:43:32 PM
Bitcoin at 60k

Bill Gates says cryptocurrency is one innovation the world could do without (https://www.marketwatch.com/story/bill-gates-says-cryptocurrency-is-one-innovation-the-world-could-do-without-11613662510)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 14, 2021, 04:48:55 PM
https://twitter.com/anyatrades/status/1371154196695748610 (https://twitter.com/anyatrades/status/1371154196695748610)

Important stonk advice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2021, 05:01:58 PM
 >:(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: El Babua on March 15, 2021, 12:40:33 AM
Solid picks  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 16, 2021, 07:17:07 AM
Guys, buy JPEGs!!

https://twitter.com/thetradingchick/status/1371188663288225798
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on March 16, 2021, 07:31:28 AM
Jesus christ you people are easy marks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 16, 2021, 08:14:06 AM
Remember buy the dip

https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1371586057196691458 (https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1371586057196691458)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on March 16, 2021, 09:51:29 AM
misinterprets buying the dip and invests in kikkoman
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on March 16, 2021, 11:08:02 AM
Inside her trading thots are the future  :jeb
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 16, 2021, 03:15:33 PM
My final GME stock executed at  $249.98

End of an era

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 17, 2021, 11:24:46 AM
Onconova Therapeutics is bringing home the bacon. nature is truly healing, and so are their cancer patients if rumors are to believe  :preach
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 29, 2021, 04:02:40 AM
Bore Financial Advise - w/c 29th March

When in doubt, trade like Bill Hwang (https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/3/29/bb-tiger-cubs-stumble-leaves-banks-with-giant-trading-losses).
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on April 01, 2021, 07:03:38 PM
https://twitter.com/fortnitegame/status/1377607605250588673

:foxx
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on April 07, 2021, 12:09:55 PM
https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1379827757547462661 (https://twitter.com/redditinvestors/status/1379827757547462661)

Inflation is at 1% :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on April 08, 2021, 11:33:48 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EydjWcuW8AY01Oe?format=jpg)

:neo

This is perfectly normal
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 08, 2021, 12:00:26 PM
big wood :shaq
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on April 08, 2021, 04:50:20 PM
:nothing Inflation is at 1.3%   :nothing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on April 13, 2021, 11:05:31 PM
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1381737462003810307


 :maduro
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: El Babua on April 13, 2021, 11:15:36 PM
Pelosi news pumping RBLX right after I sold  :rage
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 14, 2021, 12:17:32 AM
Thats why I always text Nancy before making any moves for the James fund portfolio
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on April 19, 2021, 09:01:56 AM

https://www.thestreet.com/investing/gamestop-gme-stock-roaring-kitty-ceo-resignation
Quote
Keith Gill, who goes by monikers ďRoaring KittyĒ and ďDeepF___gValue,Ē posted a screenshot of his portfolio showing that he has exercised 500 GameStop call options expiring Friday at a strike price of $12, giving him 50,000 more shares.

GameStop shares ended the trading day Friday at $154.69. In premarket trading on Monday, the stock was up 6.02% at $164.

Gill also bought another 50,000 shares of the videogame retailer, doubling his holdings to 200,000 shares from 100,000 at the beginning of the month, according to reports. His total investment in GameStop is now worth more than $30 million.

 :dead

I'm not sure if he is a genius or a degen gambler at this point

But I hope its the former and that my $100 is about to become $1000

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on April 19, 2021, 03:21:37 PM
https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1384223222439170050 (https://twitter.com/CGasparino/status/1384223222439170050)

Party's over folks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 19, 2021, 04:48:58 PM
If I was president, id ban all crypto except Doge and Garlic coins
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on April 19, 2021, 05:41:06 PM
if I was president I would ban them putting jellyfish genes in the pfizer :info
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on April 19, 2021, 07:26:53 PM
if I was president I would unban etiolate  :tocry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on April 20, 2021, 09:58:53 PM
if I was president I would unban etiolate  :tocry

Then itís a good thing youíre not.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 03, 2021, 09:34:39 AM
Doge Coin about to hit 40 cents again, once it breaks that ceiling and moves to 50 cents the goal is to reach $1 by Elon's SNL appearance on May 8th.

Doge Coin $1 -> $10 -> $100, don't miss this rocket bois  :doge


*this is not financial advice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2021, 08:21:29 AM
Doge Coin has hit 50 cents  :doge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eq-qUy-a-A

We're going to the moon bois, get ready for $1  8)


*this is not financial advice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on May 04, 2021, 08:43:38 AM
Doge Coin has hit 50 cents  :doge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eq-qUy-a-A

We're going to the moon bois, get ready for $1  8)


*this is not financial advice


Bill Maher on suicide watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaJpYjO136o
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2021, 09:04:07 AM
That's when I knew I had to buy more.

The flak is heaviest when you're right above your target.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Courage on May 04, 2021, 12:42:41 PM
Anyone jump on CUMMIES?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 12:59:14 PM
NINTEX YOU FUCKER I ASKED YOU TO BUY ME SOME DOGE
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2021, 01:18:53 PM
DM me to join the Nintex fund :success

I only ask a 3% fee, the rest is yours.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on May 04, 2021, 02:48:05 PM
https://twitter.com/carlosmarcialt/status/1389592271264288771


 :drool
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 04, 2021, 03:22:37 PM
How the fuck do I buy doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on May 04, 2021, 03:51:45 PM
when was the last time you read a news story that said something like

"50,000 americans read public internet postings, hit jackpot, earn a combined total of $20,000,000 overnight"
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 04, 2021, 04:55:46 PM
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/04/treasury-secretary-yellen-says-rates-may-have-to-rise-somewhat-to-keep-economy-from-overheating.html

Quote
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen conceded that interest rates may have to rise to keep a lid on the burgeoning economic growth brought on in part by trillions in stimulus spending.

 :maduro


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 04, 2021, 06:02:08 PM
How the fuck do I buy doge
Binance has it on their market place. Just use your drivers license as an ID, verify your address with a utility bill and you too can invest in the memeconomy.


https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/04/treasury-secretary-yellen-says-rates-may-have-to-rise-somewhat-to-keep-economy-from-overheating.html

Quote
Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen conceded that interest rates may have to rise to keep a lid on the burgeoning economic growth brought on in part by trillions in stimulus spending.

 :maduro
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1389690845432004608 (https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1389690845432004608)

https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1389672565954818056 (https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1389672565954818056)

Someone keep these dinosaurs busy with their apple sauce and bingo before they ruin the economy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2021, 03:58:21 AM
Doge at 0.65  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2021, 09:49:44 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E0oJdIHWQAIncj3?format=jpg)

It's difficult to buy but Cumrocket already hit 20 cents  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 05, 2021, 10:43:55 AM
:shaq
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on May 05, 2021, 11:52:40 AM
What are the stonk thots suggesting these days? Asking for a friend.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2021, 12:07:01 PM
What are the stonk thots suggesting these days? Asking for a friend.

https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1389637698428620801 (https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1389637698428620801)

https://twitter.com/BriannaMartyn/status/1389663229001883648 (https://twitter.com/BriannaMartyn/status/1389663229001883648)

They're bullish on the alt coins
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 05, 2021, 12:09:48 PM
brianna is one villainous looking bish :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on May 05, 2021, 12:18:19 PM
Time to invest all my life savings to please the stonk mommies  :rejoice

brianna is one villainous looking bish :doge

:phil
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 05, 2021, 12:21:04 PM
I'm long on melons and peaches
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 05, 2021, 12:21:14 PM
looks like she could be :taylor 's evil, big tiddied sister
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2021, 07:13:45 PM
I'm just gonna keep riding this ETH train. It doesn't seem to be stopping anytime soon and I don't have the time to keep researching different stocks and alt-coins.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2021, 08:14:32 PM
ETH is up like 10% today

This is what the goldrush must've been like.
I put 2k in various crypto over the weekend and I'm looking at a double or triple return in a week  :doge

My stonks are up only 2% this year
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 05, 2021, 08:49:37 PM
i been putting all my extra money and time into investing in housing. just got a registered valuation on a place so i can enter into an auction. worst house on one of the best streets in the city. definitely have a good shot, but the bank im with just got back to me they don't like the security, now i have to try convince them it is actually a goldmine and i've already paid $1100 to get a valuer to go through the place. bank didn't even look at the report, just photos. one of the rooms is all pink and had a stripper pole and projector setup in it (p sure they camming or just str8 whoring), kitchen had cat food and shit all over the floor. real turn off to most people looking, but builder i had do a report confirmed it's all just aesthetic. could fix it all in a few weeks cashing in my leave at work but the bank peons are so damn stubborn  :'(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 05, 2021, 08:50:50 PM
should've just been hanging out in something worthless and postmodern like crypto  :doge

saw a huge billboard for a retirement savings growth scheme on the way to work advertising their growth scheme is now investing in crypto  :lol we're so fucked
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: remy on May 05, 2021, 09:14:23 PM
one of the rooms is all pink and had a stripper pole and projector setup in it (p sure they camming or just str8 whoring), kitchen had cat food and shit all over the floor. real turn off to most people looking,
:doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 05, 2021, 10:03:55 PM
 :lol yeah, i cant believe how poorly presented the open home was, one of the worst ive ever seen. truly great for people like me lookin' for a deal and happy to do some cleaning up though. would want to repaint the place anyway, so i don't give a shit what colour it is. house was covered in some abhorrent carpet too, but i ripped up a little in a corner and it is beautiful native timber underneath. classic 1927 place. people selling must be real goddamn cooked
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Beezy on May 05, 2021, 10:16:05 PM
ETH is up like 10% today

This is what the goldrush must've been like.
I put 2k in various crypto over the weekend and I'm looking at a double or triple return in a week  :doge

My stonks are up only 2% this year
Sold most of my stonks these past 2 months and put that money into ETH when it was still under $2K. I'm currently up 84%. :)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 07, 2021, 06:20:56 PM
Musk tweeted this, it's happening folks. He's gonna put DOGE on SNL.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E00GWDMXsAA1BjP?format=jpg)

We're gonna push this thing to $1  :doge


It's already at 70 cents :drudge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 08, 2021, 02:27:52 PM
Still can't buy :(
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Clockwork5 on May 08, 2021, 03:50:21 PM
Lol take a couple months away from message boards and come back to find James still hasnít figured out how to buy dogecoin.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 08, 2021, 05:57:19 PM
Binance won't accept my password and when I ask for a password reset email nothing comes

Coinbase doesn't sell doge and charges outrageous fees for bitcoin
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2021, 06:54:02 AM
Elon Musk has asperges
Doge did not go to the moon

:trumps

On a more positive note it does show that TV is dead as a doornail. This thing was hyped to hell and back by the media.
"Elon Musk to appear on SNL!" yet again, popular internet things do not translate well to traditional media.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E07Kyv7XoAA5XI8?format=jpg)

First the oscars, now this.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 09, 2021, 11:03:09 PM
Binance won't accept my password and when I ask for a password reset email nothing comes

Coinbase doesn't sell doge and charges outrageous fees for bitcoin

 :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge :doge

lol, this is a common issue/question with binance. you have to click send reset email, then solve the puzzle thing then click a not super obvious button to "send reset code" only at that point will you get an email and you enter the code within 60s or it times out. email will be sent instantly.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 12, 2021, 07:26:15 PM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392602041025843203 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392602041025843203)

 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 12, 2021, 07:35:16 PM
Bitcoin down 8% instantly, suck it fuckos
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 12, 2021, 09:12:03 PM
top comment "hurr durr 75% of miners actually use renewable energy"  :doge

i dislike the unregulated neolib wet dream of crypto as a concept generally, but i hate it's lying scumbag evangelists. the dumbest of the dumb fucks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on May 12, 2021, 10:20:26 PM
Fuck crypto.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 12, 2021, 10:33:33 PM
disclaimer: i speculate a little on crypto because i like the money but i still think it's a trashfire pos and i wish the worlds economy generally was stable and not the speculative shithole it is for rich people to play in
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2021, 04:25:04 AM
SNL replaced elon musk with a normie clone  :kermit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on May 13, 2021, 06:32:14 AM
he got a taste of the lamestream and went full shill :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2021, 06:52:14 PM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392974251011895300 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1392974251011895300)

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1392949997428215812 (https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1392949997428215812)

Doge Coin up 25%  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on May 13, 2021, 07:42:32 PM
Fuck crypto.

http://twitter.com/theonion/status/1392614948619046912
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 16, 2021, 01:45:45 PM
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1393979913624072194 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1393979913624072194)

 :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 19, 2021, 10:47:13 AM
Bitcoin is over folks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 19, 2021, 11:26:58 AM
Bitcoinís plunge intensifies, tanks 30% to $30,000 in single day amid broad cryptocurrency sell-off

 :gddr5 :drudge :gddr5 :borys :drudge :gddr5
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 19, 2021, 01:01:43 PM
Everything's plunging, the economy is literally DEAD.

The Dow Jones is moving faster to 30k, than 35k.

In other words B I ( D E N )  T H E  D I P  :mynicca
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on May 20, 2021, 12:16:34 PM
 Treasury calls for reporting large crypto transfers To IRS

(https://imgur.com/CHZ3cFP.jpg)
(BTC)

RIP
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 20, 2021, 12:48:14 PM
 :chinacry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2021, 01:03:39 PM
(https://cryptopys.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/son-dakika-abd-hazine-bakani-adayi-janet-yellen-bitcoin-ve-kripto-paralar-konusunda-endiseliyim.jpg)

 :ussrcry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 20, 2021, 02:03:13 PM
If youre smart and want steady returns, sell your bitcoin and put it on the ponies
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2021, 02:03:42 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E1wsSZCXIAQDodh?format=jpg)


If youre smart and want steady returns, sell your bitcoin and put it on the ponies
Crypto regulated, hot tub streaming banned. There's just no way for the average Joe to get ahead in Biden's economy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on May 20, 2021, 02:52:46 PM
UNLIMITED MARKET CAP
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 21, 2021, 08:23:43 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/hpmacd/status/1395409123685109768

(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/Zhr6rTIDMo.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2021, 06:57:22 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E2Bjj--WUAw4i5d?format=jpg)

Now used car prices are going to the moon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 23, 2021, 06:25:17 PM
https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1396573880685404161 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1396573880685404161)

Anyhow Diamond Hands, HOLD,  :doge  To the Moon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 24, 2021, 10:25:06 AM
I told you guys to steer clear of these things
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2021, 10:28:37 AM
People are buying the dips, I'm only down like 20% on my random portfolio and 5% on the DOGE portfolio.

Next stop: THE MOON
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 24, 2021, 10:42:59 AM
The James Fund is down 0%  :miyamoto
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on May 24, 2021, 04:21:22 PM
the only security I own that isn't in the red rn is Nokia (up 24%)

put all my bnb winnings into tether a few weeks back. the whole stablecoin thing is backed by a pile of shit, but hey they're continuing to be fungible.... when do I buy back in?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 24, 2021, 05:11:24 PM
How Eth up 35% you guys should have bought in this morning
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 24, 2021, 05:49:04 PM
I'm about 20% up right now  :lol

Crypto man  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 26, 2021, 09:41:56 AM
$GME
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 26, 2021, 09:49:09 AM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 26, 2021, 05:08:02 PM
Just found out about this new coin thatís going to go straight to the moon. Get in now everyone!

https://mobile.twitter.com/joe_exotic/status/1397645590796947459
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on May 27, 2021, 10:44:13 AM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money

oops
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on May 27, 2021, 11:02:56 AM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money

oops

looks like he just missed out on the easiest two dollars of his life!  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 27, 2021, 11:10:25 AM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money

oops

 :whoo

 :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 27, 2021, 12:48:53 PM
I should probably check on my BB
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on May 27, 2021, 02:46:09 PM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money

oops

looks like he just missed out on the easiest two dollars of his life!  :lol

it's at least a chalupa box, now

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm just mad I forgot I had a limit sell on it, too
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Courage on May 28, 2021, 04:33:35 PM
I should probably check on my BB
Nothing yet  :goty

hoping for a nice jump next week
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 29, 2021, 12:33:32 PM
https://twitter.com/LayahHeilpern/status/1397149741931286529 (https://twitter.com/LayahHeilpern/status/1397149741931286529)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2021, 07:13:45 PM
https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1399841272253276162 (https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1399841272253276162)

 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on June 02, 2021, 09:23:20 AM
so mad I forgot about the sell limit order :rage:

makin money on doges tho
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 02, 2021, 01:48:25 PM
Set my AMC to sell at $70

Bought at $15.97 so would be a tidy profit
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 02, 2021, 02:41:21 PM
Just sold my 0.6 $AMC that I held since Jan for a profit of $3

:money

oops

 :whoo

 :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead

 :dead :dead :dead :dead
 :dead
 :dead
 :dead
 :dead :dead :dead
 :dead 
 :dead
 :dead
 :dead
 :dead

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on June 02, 2021, 03:26:02 PM
(https://imgur.com/Wzv9VrT.jpg)

Stockjock on Twitch is pretty rad.  82k today.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 02, 2021, 05:47:59 PM
https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1400071430541357061 (https://twitter.com/ahcastor/status/1400071430541357061)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 02, 2021, 06:06:41 PM
Set my AMC to sell at $70

Bought at $15.97 so would be a tidy profit

Reached 71 after hours and now down again

 :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 02, 2021, 06:10:00 PM
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1400171272382812163

If I held, I could've been at that pool  :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Courage on June 04, 2021, 11:41:53 AM
Got out of BB with a 50% profit, though kinda miffed I missed the $20 peak b/c I was reluctant on pulling the trigger. I wonder how long this craze can go on before it all comes crashing down.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 04, 2021, 01:45:46 PM
Set my AMC to sell at $70

Bought at $15.97 so would be a tidy profit

Should have set for $69 and Id have money

 :existential :existential :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 06, 2021, 12:40:44 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/thetagang/comments/nqy5nk/im_dumb_and_feel_so_hopeless_never_sell_naked/

 :dead

(https://i.imgur.com/8DJiq3w.jpg)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 07, 2021, 06:44:00 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3TKLWNWEAMHHuf?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on June 08, 2021, 07:02:34 PM
can't believe i bought WISH stock. actually seems a decent squeeze play and it's at $15 ah now  :o fucking hate that company though. their ads are so stupid. the financials actually seem... kinda ok though despite deep losses, their revenue and growth seem ok. idk, i just wanted to try a meme stonk play

also keep averaging up buying NOK  :doge initially bought at $3.80 and my average is a lot higher now.... a long term thing that maybe has some short term gains? have a little ericsson too. 5g for me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 08, 2021, 07:05:42 PM
Bitcoin in shambles
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on June 08, 2021, 07:16:13 PM
yah, i tethered the little i have the other day
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on June 09, 2021, 01:10:58 AM
considering going deep in Intel with Alder Lake on the Horizon and will possibly (likely imo) be the beginning of the end for AMDs outright dominance of the high end desktop, and tiger-lake still >> amd's renoir. it's also rumored they will be outsourcing their 3nm/2nm fabs to tsmc next year making them their 2nd biggest customer next to apple. wouldn't be surprised if intel catch back up to amd ina  big way this year, and i think the ARM/RISC based datacentres still have a long way to go before they're really affecting x86
 
https://www.kitguru.net/components/cpu/joao-silva/intel-reportedly-set-to-outsource-3nm-cpu-production-to-tsmc/#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20report%20shared,foundry%2C%20second%20only%20to%20Apple.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: naff on June 09, 2021, 11:09:07 AM
I bought right back into btc when I saw the insanity that is el Salvador mandating vendors have to accept bitcoin lmao. how does that even work. just wait an hr while our transaction hashes so I can buy my groceries? wut.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on June 09, 2021, 11:19:11 AM
apparently wwe stock is the next to go to the moon :money

this one makes sense with the hot ass speculation that vince is going to sell up soon (they have a hollywood big shot in running the show and looking like they're trimming up for a sale)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 15, 2021, 05:51:49 PM
https://twitter.com/IndianaGrainCo/status/1404850499363422210 (https://twitter.com/IndianaGrainCo/status/1404850499363422210)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on June 15, 2021, 08:24:18 PM
my etf's are stronk

stonks i bought myself... well...  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 18, 2021, 05:41:23 PM
I found Jamesís Twitter account.

(https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/cEgYgkeA7g.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on June 21, 2021, 10:03:48 PM
doge turnin to dust
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on June 22, 2021, 09:32:00 PM
Just bought 200 more shares of VRYYF, as it's down a bunch, but likely to increase.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 24, 2021, 05:16:29 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/therecount/status/1408152859389140993
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 25, 2021, 01:34:25 PM
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1408403431967035396 (https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1408403431967035396)

"Let's print Jack" :biden


https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1408264762568413184 (https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1408264762568413184)

 :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on July 01, 2021, 03:04:51 AM
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/06/30/robinhood-to-pay-70-million-for-misleading-customers-and-outages-the-largest-finra-penalty-ever.html
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on August 04, 2021, 06:36:38 PM
https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1422956919992594440 (https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1422956919992594440)

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1422588548306329601 (https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1422588548306329601)

https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1423031236721881088 (https://twitter.com/Schuldensuehner/status/1423031236721881088)

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/Y2ZUWLrTy63j9T6qrK/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on September 20, 2021, 12:33:37 PM
https://twitter.com/trader1sz/status/1439984644481499140
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on September 20, 2021, 12:55:21 PM
https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1439948773204049923 (https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1439948773204049923)

:juche
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on September 20, 2021, 04:59:41 PM
Autumn discounts incoming  :money :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on September 20, 2021, 06:26:48 PM
https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1439948773204049923 (https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1439948773204049923)

:juche


(https://i.imgur.com/Cf4fGqm.png)



 :nintex
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on September 20, 2021, 06:30:19 PM
I just noticed GameStop is still trading at ~ $200 :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on September 28, 2021, 05:51:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FAZ0k34VEAE7QtW?format=png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on September 30, 2021, 06:49:44 PM
https://twitter.com/NancyTracker/status/1443705698534268933 (https://twitter.com/NancyTracker/status/1443705698534268933)

Investment twitter takes no prisoners

:dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on October 17, 2021, 07:18:28 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q9msww/dude_pumping_stocks_on_cnbc_is_asked_what_the/

One of us
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on October 17, 2021, 08:09:14 AM
Upstart Holdings is an AI loanshark basically. It approves loans for people who would otherwise not get them  :lol

Quote
Upstart is a leading artificial intelligence (AI) lending platform designed to improve access to affordable credit while reducing the risk and costs of lending for our bank partners. By leveraging Upstart's AI platform, Upstart-powered banks can offer higher approval rates and experience lower loss rates*, while simultaneously delivering the exceptional digital-first lending experience their customers demand.

Quote
The results provided from the access to credit comparison show that the tested [Upstart] model approves 26% more borrowers than the traditional model and yields 10% lower average APRs for approved loans.

https://www.upstart.com/about (https://www.upstart.com/about)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PgUz9XcOMc


So a company that is part of a pump and dump stock scheme approves more loans on behalf of banks for people that can't actually afford those loans based on existing credit check methods.
It's like if you looked at what happened in 2008 and thought to yourself, how can we multiply this effect by 10. Once they get big enough they'll move into mortgages where the big money is and then it's game over.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 20, 2021, 11:31:50 AM
Who was long on Pintrest its going to the moon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 20, 2021, 04:31:27 PM
Tesla and bitcoin to the moon we really missed out guys

I remember when I thought Tesla at 200 was overvalued  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on October 20, 2021, 06:03:24 PM
Tesla and bitcoin to the moon we really missed out guys

I remember when I thought Tesla at 200 was overvalued  :doge

Tesla has a P/E of 450... they'd be overvalued at 200 too  :lol
just for comparison, BMW has 10% of teslas market cap and 250% of their sales.

scientists are baffled
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on October 20, 2021, 06:06:12 PM
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1450921889317130248 (https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1450921889317130248)

Tesla is a too big to fail scam of subsidies and PR.  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on October 20, 2021, 06:08:02 PM
I think even TSLA's high bond yields are still in the 2%ish range. 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 25, 2021, 06:18:22 PM
I was going to buy a tesla stock Friday but took a nap instead

147.30 (16.79%)past 5 days
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 01:28:56 AM
Fuck it.

Its past 1am.

I placed a buy order for 1 (one) Tesla stock tomorrow.

Lets crater this bitch. Fuuuuck yoooouuuu elooooon muuuuuusk
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on October 28, 2021, 09:43:06 AM
https://hypebeast.com/2021/10/3400-shiba-inu-turns-into-1-55-billion-usd-wallet-crypto-news

According to the Morning Brew, an unknown individual who bought SHIB 44 times since last August, spending a total of roughly $8,000 USD worth of Wrapped Ethereum (WETH), saw the value of his coins grow by $1.6 billion today. The individualís total holdings of 70,200,003,107,584 SHIB are now worth more than $6.04 billion USD at the time of writing, making the buyer a crypto billionaire from the August purchases alone


https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433





The shitcoin economy is real
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 10:23:23 AM
You imbeciles are so bad at this why did we not buy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2021, 10:29:12 AM
hog coin... hoge coin  :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 10:33:07 AM
Fuck man, $5.7 billion is real life changing money. I could finally buy that gaming laptop. And for Christmas I could fly in style in economy plus

 :existential
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 10:35:18 AM
From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you wouldíve bought just $1 worth of Shiba youíd have over a million dollars todayÖ."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on October 28, 2021, 10:37:27 AM
From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you wouldíve bought just $1 worth of Shiba youíd have over a million dollars todayÖ."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE


There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 10:50:46 AM
From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you wouldíve bought just $1 worth of Shiba youíd have over a million dollars todayÖ."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE


There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on October 28, 2021, 11:22:27 AM
From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you wouldíve bought just $1 worth of Shiba youíd have over a million dollars todayÖ."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE


There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT

Unfettered, unregulated markets provide the most efficient financial instruments homie.  Shitcoins compete in the marketplace of ideas.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2021, 12:57:03 PM
shiba coin coming soon  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on October 28, 2021, 01:16:13 PM
Iím waiting for Shonda coin myself
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on October 28, 2021, 01:35:00 PM
Can we do a bore coin

Im serious

What do we have to lose
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on October 28, 2021, 02:25:41 PM
 :bow :bow :bow(https://i.imgur.com/2wiH06q.png) :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Rufus on October 29, 2021, 09:05:43 AM
The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT
Fleecing idiots who think they are missing out on something.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 01, 2021, 10:46:13 AM
Apparently someone created a Squid Games crypto and it went down 99.99995% in 5 minutes after the owner decided to take the money and run lol

https://twitter.com/imBagsy/status/1455143081033048068

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on November 01, 2021, 12:47:34 PM
Apparently someone created a Squid Games crypto and it went down 99.99995% in 5 minutes after the owner decided to take the money and run lol

https://twitter.com/imBagsy/status/1455143081033048068

Quote from: https://gizmodo.com/squid-game-cryptocurrency-scammers-make-off-with-2-1-m-1847972824
It was only obvious because investors could purchase the crypto but couldnít sell it.


Quote
But the biggest red flag was that no one who purchased the coin was able to sell. That didnít stop mainstream news outlets like the BBC, Yahoo News, Business Insider, Fortune, and CNBC from running headlines about how the new Squid Game cryptocurrency had soared by 83,000% over just a few days.

 
 :snoop

How are people this stupid?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 01, 2021, 12:49:28 PM
The stupid people are those like us who arent making out like bandits.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on November 01, 2021, 12:50:56 PM
 :ohhh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 02, 2021, 04:06:31 PM
Fuck it.

Its past 1am.

I placed a buy order for 1 (one) Tesla stock tomorrow.

Lets crater this bitch. Fuuuuck yoooouuuu elooooon muuuuuusk

Well Im up  $103.98  (9.74%)  on my one stock in two trading days.

This Tesla stuff is pretty cool. Lets go Musk!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 04, 2021, 01:11:11 PM
Tesla stock just made the biggest 12-day gain in the history of capital markets
https://fortune.com/2021/11/03/tsla-tesla-stock-biggest-12-day-gain-history-of-capital-markets/


JAMES FUND IS FEASTING
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 04, 2021, 03:30:32 PM
The father of a co-worker of mine invested 20k into Tesla when it was still $50 or so.
It is now ~$1200

To celebrate he has bought a Tesla.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 04, 2021, 03:49:29 PM
The father of a co-worker of mine invested 20k into Tesla when it was still $50 or so.
It is now ~$1200

To celebrate he has bought a Tesla.

It's a perpetual growth machine!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 07, 2021, 08:20:09 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDiPqPUWUAIl-kX?format=jpg)

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434 (https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDl7uYxVIAkFPIw?format=jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on November 07, 2021, 10:20:06 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDiPqPUWUAIl-kX?format=jpg)

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434 (https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434)

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FDl7uYxVIAkFPIw?format=jpg)

james, i think you probably should sell your tesla share before elon sells his
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 07, 2021, 05:19:40 PM
Hooooooooold
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 07, 2021, 06:48:56 PM
The best strategy when it comes to Musk's shenanigans

He's probably trying to temporary tank the stock so he can buy more cheaper when others sell with him.
He did the same with Bitcoin. Made it look like he was selling so it went down and then he bought more.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384)

 :info
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 07, 2021, 07:09:54 PM
Elons profile is literally a penis
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on November 08, 2021, 07:51:53 AM
The best strategy when it comes to Musk's shenanigans

He's probably trying to temporary tank the stock so he can buy more cheaper when others sell with him.
He did the same with Bitcoin. Made it look like he was selling so it went down and then he bought more.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384 (https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384)

 :info

no because he isn't fucking stupid. he's obviously going to diversify his assets

he's gonna invest it in weedstonks :copium

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on November 11, 2021, 12:25:32 PM
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/446457234441109505/908397881784930334/256176941_1282638732150183_5295814366385522488_n.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 11, 2021, 02:23:40 PM
Why is my Tesla stock losing money now this was a sure thing
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tuckers Law on November 11, 2021, 04:49:43 PM
Shouldíve invested in FillerCoin instead.  The ROI is incredible.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 12, 2021, 04:20:49 PM
I bought some Beyond Meat stock time to ban cows
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on November 12, 2021, 06:16:39 PM
proud of you
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 12:39:10 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/i2fLxzy.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 01:29:27 PM
also how I sleep at night after karla eats my ass  :-[
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on November 16, 2021, 01:33:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/LJZTybz.jpg)

buenas noches
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on November 16, 2021, 01:38:50 PM
also how I sleep at night after karla eats my ass  :-[

how karla sleeps, same night:
spoiler (click to show/hide)
(https://blue.kumparan.com/image/upload/fl_progressive,fl_lossy,c_fill,q_auto:best,w_640/v1608205180/cotdxpvkpeozj35ljzas.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on November 16, 2021, 04:23:05 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/qv8syq/guy_licking_a_boot_vigorously_in_a_shoe_store_in/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 17, 2021, 03:03:02 PM
Staples Center to become Crypto.com Arena in reported $700 million naming rights deal
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/32650662/staples-center-become-cryptocom-arena-rich-naming-rights-deal


:dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Pissy F Benny on November 17, 2021, 03:04:06 PM
What will happen when crypto.com goes bust halfway through the deal? :heh
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on November 17, 2021, 03:31:04 PM
What will happen when crypto.com goes bust halfway through the deal? :heh

they'll name the arena cry.com  :usacry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 29, 2021, 11:17:49 AM
Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6%  :whoo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on November 29, 2021, 11:29:10 AM
Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6%  :whoo

Wow last time this happened they elected Hitler
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 29, 2021, 11:34:28 AM
Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6%  :whoo

Wow last time this happened they elected Hitler
Hitler was actually never elected but appointed Chancellor.
In fact, the last 'real' election he participated in, his party lost seats.

But yes, inflation is the kryptonite of the Germans.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on November 30, 2021, 02:34:36 PM
hhttps://twitter.com/AFP/status/1465712847783034894 (http://hhttps://twitter.com/AFP/status/1465712847783034894)

#buildbackbetter #inclusivity #diversity #climate
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on January 25, 2022, 10:34:09 AM
https://twitter.com/business/status/1485690917528948738

:pika

https://twitter.com/business/status/1485691117513412608

:pika

https://twitter.com/business/status/1485691202095702020

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 25, 2022, 12:22:09 PM
(https://www.windowscentral.com/sites/wpcentral.com/files/styles/large/public/field/image/2021/11/phil-spencer-xbox-20-celebration.jpg)

After the NASDAQ fire sale, I'm proud to welcome Take Two, EA, Ubisoft, SEGA, Capcom, Koei Tecmo, Bungie and Square Enix to the Microsoft family.
The biggest deal in the history of gaming apart from GamePass worth $250 billion. We will respect the contracts of our competitors for as long as they remain in business.

Xbox GamePass and PC GamePass subscribers can expect a large expansion of their library with over 2000 legacy games from all the great videogame developers that are now part of Microsoft Gaming.
Imagine playing Resident Evil at a blistering 60 frames per second with 4K resolution or Final Fantasy 8 with Auto-HDR. We're bringing back the original version of Ninja Gaiden 2 that is my personal favorite and Ubisoft will continue to develop the Assassins Creed games we all love and cherish. Finally Bungie will help 343i to make better HALO games and the Panzer Dragoon source code has been found, otherwise I told them, the deal was off.
We will pull the shameful GTA re-release from the shelves and develop a full remaster of all GTA games. What about Capcom you ask. Well, now that we own it I'm happy to reveal that Resident Evil 4 Remake is real and coming exclusively to Xbox Series consoles and PC.

If you are an Xbox fan you will never have to leave your house or work again.

No N64 rom or walking simulator can stop us now from becoming the biggest brand in gaming.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on January 29, 2022, 11:15:49 AM
:pika

https://twitter.com/HedgeyeDJ/status/1487134042520698890 (https://twitter.com/HedgeyeDJ/status/1487134042520698890)

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2022, 05:12:17 PM
Folks its looking worse than Nasdaq did in 2000

If you own any tech stock better get in line at the soup kitchen
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2022, 05:12:25 PM
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1488994972724518916 (https://twitter.com/AP/status/1488994972724518916)

FB down almost 20% :rejoice

Now 23%

Looking at the numbers, this is brutal their VR business is $10 billion in the hole  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2022, 05:24:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKn6gRrWUAYDFp7?format=jpg)

WHERE THE HELL IS THE FLOOR :trumps

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FKnsxQyXIAsGrH2?format=jpg)

:rogan
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on February 02, 2022, 05:36:14 PM
I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on February 02, 2022, 05:52:55 PM
I used to want the same thing but the problem with that Bebpo is a repeat of 2008.
When the housing markets crashes, the interest rates go up, unemployment goes up and people can no longer afford their mortgages.

The FED (and ECB) now have two choices: recession or (hyper)inflation.
If they would allow the banks to loan you 900k and keep printing and buying assets, that would solve the immediate problem and that's probably what they're going to do moving forward (although at the risk of high inflation).
As well as price fixing for certain necessary goods that would otherwise become unaffordable until things stabilize again.

Some Dutch soy boy who owned about 11 affordable houses that otherwise could've been bought by people without homes explained it like this on TV last week.
If he had a job, 50% of what he would earn would go to the state. If he buys houses and offers them for rent he doesn't have to work and pays very little taxes.
Also, if he wouldn't have bought the houses people wouldn't have been able to rent. In his view he was 'creating' supply for rentals.

I don't think these people (and the airbnb soccer moms) realize the supply of pitchforks they have created and won't be able to run from. :idont
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2022, 05:54:26 PM
Nintex, imagine 2008 but now we have onlyfans

We will feast
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on February 02, 2022, 06:14:09 PM
I used to want the same thing but the problem with that Bebpo is a repeat of 2008.
When the housing markets crashes, the interest rates go up, unemployment goes up and people can no longer afford their mortgages.

Yeah, I get it.

It's a debate between having empathy towards others situations and my own personal situation. A huge fucking 2008 crash of the world would benefit me personally immensely as my job is secure and almost all my equity is in cash just sitting around because I never invested in stuff before it all got way high, so everything would go down in price and my money would be worth a ton more. I'd also be able to invest in stuff at the bottom and sit on it for the next few decades to build up retirement funds. Basically another 2008 crash would set me for life where I'm at financially. In 2008 I didn't have any liquid money still in grad school, but now I do. I started coming into real income ~2017/2018 when I became a partner at my firm and got profit share instead of salary. I wish I had immediately invested that money into buying a house and buying stocks, but I was "waiting for the next recession to buy when things get cheaper" and instead the pandemic made everything skyrocket and I got left behind in savings. My money is worth way less than it was pre-pandemic.

But a huge 2008 crash & global recession hurts tons of people and ruins their lives and so it's better to just take one for the team here. Though I really really wish the housing market would course correct because I'm sick of living in my small condo and want a real honest to goodness home at this point.

anyhow, this is just me whining like I do every once and a while that I completely missed the boat on investments & housing. Still better off than a lot of people, so can't complain even if my place keeps falling apart like my garbage disposal breaking for the second time in 4 years and leaking into my kitchen last night  :-\
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 02, 2022, 07:45:39 PM
Same I'm in a union burn the world down they can't fire me
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on February 02, 2022, 09:43:50 PM
I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.

This is why there's an exodus from CA to ID. I mean, also the conservatives are bailing because (coastal) CA is incorrigibly liberal, and no-one wants to live inland, where it's hot, poor, and conservative. The ID housing market has gone up 100-125% in the past 3 years. When looking after my mother's estate, and selling her home, I missed out on its "peak" by 3 months, but it'll be going up again in June when families have summer break to move.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on February 02, 2022, 10:14:28 PM
I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.

This is why there's an exodus from CA to ID. I mean, also the conservatives are bailing because (coastal) CA is incorrigibly liberal, and no-one wants to live inland, where it's hot, poor, and conservative. The ID housing market has gone up 100-125% in the past 3 years. When looking after my mother's estate, and selling her home, I missed out on its "peak" by 3 months, but it'll be going up again in June when families have summer break to move.

I'd move to another state if I could. I look at the prices in Oregon or even Washington outside Seattle or Maine and it's like 1/2 the price of the same houses in So Cal surrounded by dirt instead of nice green trees. Sure we get more sun, but we're also always on fire and it's ungodly hot 75% of the year.

But I'm held hostage by American Health Insurance. I'm living on an old grandfathered plan that saves me like $100k/year in medical. If I move out of state I'd have to get a new plan and there's no way I'd get a good plan when I have huge medical expenses and pre-existing conditions.

Stuck in CA for life, and everywhere outside like Sacramento and Inland Empire is ridiculously expensive. Sucks.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on February 02, 2022, 10:58:55 PM
move to santa barbara,bb  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on February 03, 2022, 01:16:54 AM
Any chance of remote working from Yreka, Eureka, or some other 'reka?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on February 03, 2022, 02:10:37 AM
I mean I could but I'd rather just hold out for prices to someday get affordable.

move to santa barbara,bb  8)

Pretty sure SB is just as expensive or more than LA/OC lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2022, 01:08:38 PM
I'll move in and help with the bills  :leon

or maybe try buelton  :larry
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on February 03, 2022, 01:15:30 PM
Wow those wall street movies aren't kidding, you traders sure like to use some filthy language
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on February 03, 2022, 01:18:08 PM
says the dirty bogan  :wag
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Transhuman on February 03, 2022, 06:15:37 PM
Hey easy with the b word, I think FUME5 might be a bogan. The good kind though.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 04, 2022, 07:23:56 PM
https://twitter.com/EricHorngABC7/status/1489486182979354627

9/11 two electric boogaloo
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 07, 2022, 05:08:58 PM
Finally some good loss porn from reddit

https://imgur.com/YCbybIY
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 18, 2022, 03:06:50 PM
Roku shares dropped as much as 25% on Friday after the streaming company reported fourth-quarter revenue on Thursday evening that missed expectations and gave disappointing guidance for the first quarter.

The decline is on top of the 10.3% drop Roku posted Thursday before it published earnings. And if the move holds until close, it could mark Rokuís worst day of trading ever. Its biggest drop to date was on Nov. 8, 2018, when its stock fell 22.29%. Shares of Roku are about 77% off their highs on July 27, 2021.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/18/roku-stock-plunges-25percent.html
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tycoon Padre on February 20, 2022, 09:55:21 AM
Roku shares dropped as much as 25% on Friday after the streaming company reported fourth-quarter revenue on Thursday evening that missed expectations and gave disappointing guidance for the first quarter.

The decline is on top of the 10.3% drop Roku posted Thursday before it published earnings. And if the move holds until close, it could mark Rokuís worst day of trading ever. Its biggest drop to date was on Nov. 8, 2018, when its stock fell 22.29%. Shares of Roku are about 77% off their highs on July 27, 2021.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/02/18/roku-stock-plunges-25percent.html

How tf do they still have a 15 bil market cap, it's like dumping your savings into $20 Walmart DVD players
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 21, 2022, 02:04:39 PM
On the eve of war, stonks down, oil up. If you havent hoarded barrels of oil yet, its too late
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 21, 2022, 03:15:56 PM
The discounts on stocks though  :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on February 21, 2022, 05:27:37 PM
Oil up

Time for papa joe to drill some native americans   :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 23, 2022, 11:10:32 AM
The S&P 500 is officially in a correction. Down 10% from the high.

Time to buy the dip?



Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 24, 2022, 09:33:22 AM
hope you didn't buy that dip, dude
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 24, 2022, 10:40:38 AM
hope you didn't buy that dip, dude

I bought the facebook dip it's not going well
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 24, 2022, 10:43:21 AM
 :goty2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 24, 2022, 07:31:58 PM
hope you didn't buy that dip, dude

It went up 700 points after your post

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on February 24, 2022, 07:56:06 PM
 :goty2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on February 25, 2022, 12:06:58 PM
:goty2

It just wont stop

Dow rallies about 700 points, heads for its best day of 2022 as Wall Street weighs latest Russia-Ukraine developments
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on March 05, 2022, 05:30:49 PM
Be greedy when others are fearful.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 06, 2022, 06:49:27 PM
https://twitter.com/PaulFormica5/status/1500611478483005440
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2022, 11:43:47 AM
S&P 500 drops after the worst sell-off since October 2020, Nasdaq falls deeper into bear market


Time to buy the dip?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2022, 11:51:56 AM
I dunno, I feel like we've not yet hit the bottom.

Russia will likely default by April and then all bets are off.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2022, 11:54:17 AM
I agree we need a few airlines to collapse because they cant afford fuel

Also one of the web darlings need to implode. Doordash? Lyft? Their entire business is oil.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 08, 2022, 12:37:43 PM
I dunno, I feel like we've not yet hit the bottom.

S&P 500 rebounds from worst session since October 2020, Dow up 400 points

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on March 08, 2022, 01:43:18 PM
https://wolfstreet.com/2022/03/08/nickel-futures-spike-ridiculously-trading-halted-in-short-squeeze-on-chinese-tycoon-facing-billions-in-losses/

(https://wolfstreet.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/GLobal-nickel-LME-2022-03-08.png)

Quote
Now details emerged as to who got short-squeezed: Chinese tycoon Xiang Guangda, chairman and founder of the worldís largest nickel producer, closely-held Tsingshan Holding Group, according to Bloomberg. Xiang, forced by margin calls from his companyís broker in China, closed out part of the short position in nickel futures, and this is the result:

Quote
Xiang began building the short position late last year to hedge rising output, and because he thought the rally in nickel prices Ė theyíd surged over 60% from mid-2020 to about $20,000 by late 2021 Ė would fade this year. Instead, the sanctions against Russia, a big nickel producer, caused prices to skyrocket further.

Xiang is now considering whether to exit the short position altogether, Blombergís sources said. To exit the short position, he would have to buy back nickel futures at these crazy prices.


pwned.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 08, 2022, 01:48:25 PM
I am allergic to nickel, so it getting more expensive is a win in my book.  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on March 08, 2022, 02:19:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/gr5iU7O.jpeg) :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on March 08, 2022, 05:49:02 PM
https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1501321502469230593 (https://twitter.com/phildstewart/status/1501321502469230593)

 :drudge

JAMES????!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on March 08, 2022, 06:06:35 PM
BREAKING: James Fund to acquire exclusive mining rights in Siberia
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on March 09, 2022, 12:28:13 AM
Shorting should be illegal.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 09, 2022, 12:35:20 AM
The current oligarchs are billionaires because they got everything super cheap last collapse.

Want to be a future oligarch? Get ready to buy the dip
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on March 09, 2022, 12:36:58 AM
FUTURE OLIGARCH was Cyberpunk 2077's worst side quest.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on March 17, 2022, 09:34:26 PM
Does anyone know how taxes work? The James Fund is looking to engage with a tax expert.

You should be:


Compensation will come in the form of James Fund dividend (after investment).

Slide into my dms with your resume and cover letter!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on April 01, 2022, 06:56:21 PM
I got my yearly "your pension contribution is in your account and you can use it" letter. I never keep track of things.
I looked at my pension stock account and I totally forgot last year to invest it in anything and it just sat in cash all year  :'(

I'm absolutely terrible at this. No shit if I was a little bit more wealthy I'd hire someone to manage my money. My investments and stuff are awful all around. I make all my money the old fashioned way from my work paychecks.

Like 3-4 years ago I invested my yearly pension amount into MS/Sony/Nintendo so I could have an actual money investment in the game industry which is a big part of my life. They've all done fine, Nintendo > MS > Sony in increases.

I think I'm just gonna put more into those three with my pension money from last year and this year. I could be smarter and invest in Tesla/Google or whatever that will make more money, but I just feel like I'd rather invest in things I know and have some faith in (faith that the game industry isn't going anywhere and Sony/Nintendo/MS aren't going to pull a Sega in the coming decades).
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Squirrel Killer on April 02, 2022, 11:09:43 PM
I got my yearly "your pension contribution is in your account and you can use it" letter. I never keep track of things.
I looked at my pension stock account and I totally forgot last year to invest it in anything and it just sat in cash all year  :'(

I'm absolutely terrible at this. No shit if I was a little bit more wealthy I'd hire someone to manage my money. My investments and stuff are awful all around. I make all my money the old fashioned way from my work paychecks.

Like 3-4 years ago I invested my yearly pension amount into MS/Sony/Nintendo so I could have an actual money investment in the game industry which is a big part of my life. They've all done fine, Nintendo > MS > Sony in increases.

I think I'm just gonna put more into those three with my pension money from last year and this year. I could be smarter and invest in Tesla/Google or whatever that will make more money, but I just feel like I'd rather invest in things I know and have some faith in (faith that the game industry isn't going anywhere and Sony/Nintendo/MS aren't going to pull a Sega in the coming decades).

JFC, I hope this is a bad April Fool's joke I'm just not getting.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on April 03, 2022, 12:56:08 AM
 :miyamoto
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2022, 01:26:04 PM
I got my yearly "your pension contribution is in your account and you can use it" letter. I never keep track of things.
I looked at my pension stock account and I totally forgot last year to invest it in anything and it just sat in cash all year  :'(

I'm absolutely terrible at this. No shit if I was a little bit more wealthy I'd hire someone to manage my money. My investments and stuff are awful all around. I make all my money the old fashioned way from my work paychecks.

Like 3-4 years ago I invested my yearly pension amount into MS/Sony/Nintendo so I could have an actual money investment in the game industry which is a big part of my life. They've all done fine, Nintendo > MS > Sony in increases.

I think I'm just gonna put more into those three with my pension money from last year and this year. I could be smarter and invest in Tesla/Google or whatever that will make more money, but I just feel like I'd rather invest in things I know and have some faith in (faith that the game industry isn't going anywhere and Sony/Nintendo/MS aren't going to pull a Sega in the coming decades).

JFC, I hope this is a bad April Fool's joke I'm just not getting.

I mean I said I'm am bad at investing. That sorta explains why what I am doing is bad at investing.

But, that being said in terms of gains, my Nintendo/Sony/MS stocks for the last 4-5 years have beat the "safe" Index fund where the other half my pension is in. The gaming trio is making my pension good money, just not filthy rich Tesla/Crypto 100-1000% kind of returns money. It could be worse. I could not be making money or even losing money. My Index fund gains over the last decade have been like a 25% increase from when I started. Whereas The game trio are 35-75% gains.

A stable 35-75% gain is something I can live with. And like I said, I like putting my money where my mouth is. I believe in videogames and their lasting value and I like having a financial investment in the game industry. I skipped Crypto investing for all these years because I morally don't like it. Could be retired by now maybe if I didn't feel that way, but I do /shrug

Plus I feel there's a good chance I'll be dead before I retire or get to take any of my pension out so this is all pretty vaporware money to me.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on April 03, 2022, 01:41:30 PM
 :hesright
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on April 03, 2022, 01:43:26 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/sGN6rhS.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on April 03, 2022, 01:52:03 PM
Also maybe to put things into perspective, I'm not talking about a lot of money haha. I know most smart people have a large part of their savings in their pension, but because I've always been pessimistic about surviving to the point of touching that money I've only put the bare minimum in to have something in pension for retirement someday. Again, I'm not good at this. The last time I looked at how the stock market was doing was probably 15-20 years ago. I have enough stress in my life, I don't need to be checking the stock market daily and thinking about investments.

I put about 5% of my gross yearly salary into my pension each year. So it would take like 10-20 years of doing this just to have 1 years worth of salary for me in my pension. I currently at 40 have enough in my pension to live on for like 1-2 years maybe.

While it's terrible for investing and inflation, I've tended to keep most of my savings liquid because I'm always like "maybe I'll buy a house this year" or "maybe I'll get married with an expensive wedding next year" or "maybe I'll fall down some stairs and have a crapload of medical bills" so I like to keep a safety net liquid.

Though if I ever buy a fucking house in this bs market a lot of my savings will just end up tied up in equity in that.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Crash Dummy on April 04, 2022, 04:35:52 AM
why not do the boring thing that buffett recommends and just stick your money into a fund that tracks the s&p500, and never look at it until you retire or need cash for an emergency?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on April 04, 2022, 04:43:47 AM
Yeah, that's the Index fund that about 50% of my pension money is in. I usually split it when I put money in, 1/2 to that and 1/2 to stuff I want to invest in.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 05, 2022, 09:27:29 AM
I'm absolutely terrible at this. No shit if I was a little bit more wealthy I'd hire someone to manage my money.

You dont need to be wealthy to invest with the James Fund! Just $100 gets you in the door and your money will be overseen by a highly experienced investing expert.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on April 05, 2022, 11:33:00 AM
I don't want to give life-changing financial advice, but read this article about the Magellan Fund and consider if it sits appropriately within your risk profile and trading activity:


 https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/is-fidelity-magellan-fund-fmagx-a-strong-mutual-fund-pick-right-now-2020-12-15
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2022, 09:30:16 AM
How do you all do stonks? :thinking

I want a share of $WBD because I'm a weirdo.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 11, 2022, 12:55:40 PM
How do you all do stonks? :thinking

I want a share of $WBD because I'm a weirdo.

Sign up for a service that lets you buy stocks with zero fees, which is most of them at this point.

The kids like Robinhood because you can do it on your phone and it looks good.

Im on Ally because the company I started with was bought by a company that was bought by Ally.

Charles Schwab is good because if you sign up for their checking account - which reimburses all ATM fees around the world - you get forced access to their stock platform.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on April 11, 2022, 03:32:55 PM
I'm on Schwabb because that's where my company has our pension account.

It has a pretty good clean and easy to use interface. No complaints so far.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 11, 2022, 10:14:56 PM
Thanks guys. I was gonna open a new checking account anyways so I think I'll do Schwabb.

I've heard too many bad things about Robinhood to give them a try, but I could be swayed to a similar service.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 12, 2022, 01:52:06 AM
Thanks guys. I was gonna open a new checking account anyways so I think I'll do Schwabb.

I've heard too many bad things about Robinhood to give them a try, but I could be swayed to a similar service.

You want this account:
Schwab Bank High Yield Investor Checkingģ accountĻ
https://www.schwab.com/checking


Unlimited ATM fee rebates worldwide≤
When you open your High Yield Investor Checking account, youíll be opening a brokerage account at the same time and receiving a separate account number for each. You can view both accounts online with a single login, pay no monthly fees, and easily transfer funds between accounts for free.


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: chronovore on April 12, 2022, 07:12:37 PM
Thanks guys. I was gonna open a new checking account anyways so I think I'll do Schwabb.

I've heard too many bad things about Robinhood to give them a try, but I could be swayed to a similar service.

Remember, RobinHood is the app that shut down trades for its users after the gamestop and related ďshortď crowd fucked with Wall Street expectations and were about to cost rich people a bunch of fucking undeserved money. Completely within the rules up to this point, but RobinHood shut everything down on their own customers. Theyíre now facing a punitive lawsuit, but we saw whose boots they were licking.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 13, 2022, 09:42:01 AM
Real talk, this is the best investment right now after you're James Fund

Quote
Based on the March inflation report, which concluded the six-month rate setting period for the U.S. Series I Savings Bond, the inflation-adjusted variable rate of the I Bond will rise from the current annualized 7.12% to 9.62% as of the May 1 reset.

This is for all I Bonds, no matter when you purchased them. All I Bonds will get six months of the 9.62% interest rate, but the starting month for the new rate will depend on the month the I Bond was originally issued.

The 7.12% variable rate was already a record high for the I Bond, which was first issued in September 1998. So the new rate of 9.62% will crash through that record high. Possibly, we may never see a rate this high again. Economists have speculated that the March inflation report will set the peak and now we will begin a gradual slide lower. But Ö who knows?
https://tipswatch.com/2022/04/12/i-bonds-new-variable-rate-will-rise-to-9-62-with-the-may-reset/


These are treasury bonds so zero risk. You need to hold them for a year. If you sell between one year and five years you give up 3 months of interest. You are limited to 10k a year

Also can work well with your taxes but I don't know the details
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on April 13, 2022, 12:59:07 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAteMyFace/comments/u2ofiv/crypto_fans_begin_to_understand_the_value_of_a/

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 14, 2022, 05:49:34 PM
Thanks guys. I was gonna open a new checking account anyways so I think I'll do Schwabb.

I've heard too many bad things about Robinhood to give them a try, but I could be swayed to a similar service.

You want this account:
Schwab Bank High Yield Investor Checkingģ accountĻ
https://www.schwab.com/checking


Unlimited ATM fee rebates worldwide≤
When you open your High Yield Investor Checking account, youíll be opening a brokerage account at the same time and receiving a separate account number for each. You can view both accounts online with a single login, pay no monthly fees, and easily transfer funds between accounts for free.




Have a referral code you want me to use?

If this works out I'm going all-in on the James Fund. 8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 20, 2022, 03:10:51 AM
Referral code? bebps? james? :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 20, 2022, 10:55:57 AM
Referral code? bebps? james? :thinking

Looks like the referral doesnt work for the account type I am recommending

https://www.schwab.com/refer-a-friend
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 20, 2022, 03:37:29 PM
https://twitter.com/jkass99/status/1516491976593469440
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 22, 2022, 10:46:14 PM
https://twitter.com/yfinanceplus/status/1517575334710890497

https://twitter.com/maggcapital/status/1517219608649949186

$WBD quarterly results are Tuesday but since it only includes Q1, financials will be purely Discovery-related. That said, we'll likely get a lot of info from the investor call and Q&A.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2022, 12:29:40 PM
$WBD financials today.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/att-spinoff-wbd-stock-price-attractive-51650042510

Good article from Barron's I missed last week.

Quote
Deutsche Bank analyst Bryan Kraft called WBD his ďtop pick in mediaĒ in a report this past week. He has a Buy rating and a $48 price target on the stock, upside of almost 90% from current levels.

...

If WBD can hit those targets, the stock is inexpensive today, at less than seven times enterprise value to 2023 Ebitda. That compares with 11 times 2023 EV/Ebitda for Paramount Global (PARA), 16 times for Walt Disney (DIS), and 19 times for Netflix.

:lawd
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2022, 12:34:40 PM
Official PDF:

https://s27.q4cdn.com/187472364/files/doc_financials/2022/q1/Warner-Bros.-Discovery,-Inc.-Q1-2022-Earnings-Release.pdf

Some reporting:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/04/26/warner-bros-discovery-wbd-q1-2022-earnings-.html

https://techcrunch.com/2022/04/26/warner-bros-discovery-revenue-increases-in-q1-2022-despite-decline-in-linear-subscribers/

https://variety.com/2022/tv/news/warner-bros-discovery-q1-profit-streaming-warnermedia-1235240858/

The more it falls the more I'm tempted to buy. :thinking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2022, 04:35:58 PM
Schwab accounts opened and funding in process. Hoping I can buy while it's still under $20.00, I really feel like a bandit buying in at such a low price lol.

HBO Max is #3 after Disney+ and Netflix and rising pretty quickly. For comparison, $DIS is $115 and even after "tanking" $NFLX is still hovering around $200. $WBD is under twenty bucks at the moment and trending lower.

Someone tell me what I'm not seeing here -- yes, there's a lot of debt, and yes, the CFO admitted WarnerMedia unexpectedly underperformed in Q1, I'm talking about the 1 year/5 year outlook.

Shorters' loss is my gain I suppose so I can't be too mad. :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 26, 2022, 05:09:55 PM
Counterpoint

AOLTimeWarner
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2022, 05:14:19 PM
Counterpoint

AOLTimeWarner

Not a pure-play media company. $WBD is.

AOL was also on the way out when that merger happened, where as WarnerMedia and Discovery are respectively gaining ground in most of the areas important to investors.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 26, 2022, 09:08:35 PM
Counterpoint

AOLTimeWarner

Not a pure-play media company. $WBD is.

AOL was also on the way out when that merger happened, where as WarnerMedia and Discovery are respectively gaining ground in most of the areas important to investors.

Counterpoint: MGM
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2022, 10:13:19 PM
Counterpoint

AOLTimeWarner

Not a pure-play media company. $WBD is.

AOL was also on the way out when that merger happened, where as WarnerMedia and Discovery are respectively gaining ground in most of the areas important to investors.

Counterpoint: MGM
counterpoint: 123movies.com
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 26, 2022, 11:11:21 PM
Counterpoint

AOLTimeWarner

Not a pure-play media company. $WBD is.

AOL was also on the way out when that merger happened, where as WarnerMedia and Discovery are respectively gaining ground in most of the areas important to investors.

Counterpoint: MGM

Counter-counterpoint: MGM
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on April 27, 2022, 04:33:04 AM
Schwab accounts opened and funding in process. Hoping I can buy while it's still under $20.00, I really feel like a bandit buying in at such a low price lol.

HBO Max is #3 after Disney+ and Netflix and rising pretty quickly. For comparison, $DIS is $115 and even after "tanking" $NFLX is still hovering around $200. $WBD is under twenty bucks at the moment and trending lower.

Someone tell me what I'm not seeing here -- yes, there's a lot of debt, and yes, the CFO admitted WarnerMedia unexpectedly underperformed in Q1, I'm talking about the 1 year/5 year outlook.

Shorters' loss is my gain I suppose so I can't be too mad. :trumps

ok but you can't see if a stock is expensive by looking at the sp, you need to look at the market cap, netflix is valued at 90 billion and warner at 45 billion.
Now, netflix makes 13 dollars profit per share, wbo makes 0.2 dollars per share and netflix has 3x the subscribers hbo does, so the difference in price is probably justified even if the latest financial reports indicate that hbo has better growth. But if you look at the last three years of revenue wbd is basically flat where netflix has doubled theirs.

i think both stocks are expensive, but not as expensive as disney  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 27, 2022, 06:51:17 PM
You make good points :obama
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on April 27, 2022, 07:16:16 PM
What sort of event could cause the stock price to actually go up?
The service is launched it will continue to grow and they will continue to add content but I don't really see a 'buy the rumor - sell the news' opportunity here.
In the short term there is just too many subscription services so they will have to spend and spend on content to beat out the competition and stay in the race.
I think the market will consolidate into 2 or 3 of these services.

I think it's an ok investment for the longer term but I don't see rapid growth anytime soon. A lot of those new users are from the recent European launch I suppose(?).

The real winner will be the platform that reaches that Steam godlike status of having to produce little content by themselves but has others making use of their service to publish content.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 27, 2022, 08:45:04 PM
(https://i.redd.it/36sf0pz0x3w81.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Uncle on April 28, 2022, 09:01:27 PM
james should I buy tesla because it's down
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 28, 2022, 10:35:18 PM
james should I buy tesla because it's down

Tesla has been overpriced for like 5 years. YOLO
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on April 28, 2022, 11:31:29 PM
What sort of event could cause the stock price to actually go up?

Literally anything at this point?

"HBO Max combines with Discovery+ today"

"HBO Max adds 20 million subscribers in Q2"

"New HBO series Snickle Snackle edges out Euphoria's premiere numbers"

"The Batman 2 announced as HBO Max Original"

Any of these headlines could at least double $WBD at this point. I'm not saying they're likely, but they are realistic possibilities in the next year.

Quote
The service is launched it will continue to grow and they will continue to add content but I don't really see a 'buy the rumor - sell the news' opportunity here.

Investors are dumb and follow headlines. The stock will shoot up on good news, and if there's momentum it'll keep going. $18 for $WBD is undervalued and I still haven't been convinced otherwise, when $NFLX (with no diversified revenue streams and larger content expenditures) is still $200.

This all said, my first two shares of $WBD are sentimental. I only intend to make a profit on future potential purchases.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on April 29, 2022, 02:52:58 PM
Amazon shares sink 14%, on pace for worst day in 17 years

 :neogaf :neogaf :sabu :sabu :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 01, 2022, 10:40:25 AM
Mostly cause the automaker they coinvested in with Ford has been having a... rough time on the stock market since its IPO.

They would have made $3.3 bil otherwise but that's less than the $4 bil projected last quarter.

So basically they're still fucked :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 05, 2022, 11:50:22 AM
Dow tumbles 1,000 points, Nasdaq drops more than 4% as Wall Street sell-off intensifies

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 05, 2022, 01:47:29 PM
Don't want to open my trading account rn  :-\

spoiler (click to show/hide)
lmao who cares index funds
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Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2022, 03:09:00 PM
I'm down 8% this year and all my bank is doing is sending me those inclusivity and diversity bullshit ads plus increasing their rates.

Record inflation, insane energy prices and stonks are tanking.

When you go woke, you go broke.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 05, 2022, 03:12:09 PM
Need to send a fax to JPow and tell him to start printing again
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 05, 2022, 04:44:25 PM
Quote
Stocks pulled back sharply on Thursday, completely erasing a rally from the prior session in a stunning reversal that delivered investors one of the worst days since 2020.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average lost 1,063 points, or 3.12%, to close at 32,997.97. The tech-heavy Nasdaq Composite fell 4.99% to finish at 12,317.69, its lowest closing level since November 2020. Both of those losses were the worst single-day drops since 2020.

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 05, 2022, 06:37:57 PM
You're already handing out free crackpipes Joe, why not hire Kudlow to sort out wall street again.

This Brian Deese(?) guy is fucking useless. 

(https://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/BN-GV742_Deese_G_20150206142127.jpg)

All these Obama people are running the economy into the ground again with their facts and figures.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 05, 2022, 07:53:53 PM
Time to buy more cheap $WBD :trumps :heyman :jeb :science (https://i.imgur.com/3DTiBGq.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 09, 2022, 11:04:37 AM
Dow loses 500 points, S&P 500 tumbles to new low for 2022 as sell-off intensifies


Get ready to buy the dip folks, the bottom is coming, soon, maybe
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 09, 2022, 11:30:11 AM
NFTs and Bitcoin will be ok right?

Deregulation! Distributed ledgers!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 09, 2022, 01:43:56 PM
NFTs and Bitcoin will be ok right?

Deregulation! Distributed ledgers!

Market Summary > Bitcoin
31,723.20USD
-35,214.80 (52.61%)
past 6 months

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2022, 01:50:56 PM
Bitcoin is going down hard.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 09, 2022, 02:37:27 PM
Ebay is gonna be flooded with GPUs by the end of this month
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2022, 03:17:28 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6fil6r.jpg)

https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1523746206752833537 (https://twitter.com/marenaltman/status/1523746206752833537)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 09, 2022, 05:08:23 PM
Uber approaching all times lows

23.05 USD -22.74 (-49.66%)
past year


 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on May 09, 2022, 05:42:29 PM
Uber approaching all times lows

23.05 USD -22.74 (-49.66%)
past year


 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

Iím in an Uber rn. Literally shaking  :shaking
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 09, 2022, 05:54:35 PM
Uber approaching all times lows

23.05 USD -22.74 (-49.66%)
past year


 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice
You should look at 'tech' stocks like Netflix and Shopify, stocks like that are down 75% YTD.
Ford sold their Rivian stock and Rivian is now down 77% YTD.

Safest best right now is the old money: IBM, Coca Cola, Shell etc. are doing fine.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 09, 2022, 07:58:12 PM
https://twitter.com/greg_shill/status/1523812762249478151
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2022, 12:39:12 AM
Bitcoin is going down hard.

But on whom? :phil
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 10, 2022, 12:41:57 AM
Uber approaching all times lows

23.05 USD -22.74 (-49.66%)
past year


 :rejoice :rejoice :rejoice

"Let's just literally ship money from investors to riders in the form of cab subsidies and pray/hope we have enough in the bank until Skynet obviates human drivers and all their pesky 'living wage' demands"

...probably wasn't the best long-term business plan (especially when their aggressive Waymo poaching backfired hard), but fuck it, I saw Uber for what it was and saved a fuckton of cash taking advantage when I lived in a major metropolitan area.

Reminds me of a Doctom Bubble story about a Doordash dotcom 20 years before Doordash existed, thriving for a brief 3-6 month period before it all went tits up due to the lack of a sustainable revenue story.

This has all happened before, this will all happen again.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 10, 2022, 09:42:00 AM
https://mobile.twitter.com/Cokedupoptions/status/1523818626435932161
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 10, 2022, 10:45:14 AM
A.I. lender Upstart shares plummet more than 50% after company cuts full-year revenue forecast
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/10/upstart-shares-plummet-after-company-cuts-full-year-revenue-forecast.html

:pika

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 10, 2022, 10:47:20 AM
Quote
Upstart aged well.Advice self.stocks

submitted 15 hours ago * by RenovatorX

Smashed earnings just as I expected from my last post. My birthday wish came true.

Tomorrow weíll see some green. Hold my people for we will rise to victory!

Although I say that, I only invested like $3000 at 79$ average, i probably wonít make much. But you guys will, may the gains be with you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/um4npk/upstart_aged_well/

31.50-45.62 (-59.15%)

:dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 11, 2022, 09:38:52 AM
Can we get an f in chat for pelaton

13.05 USD -77.97 (-85.67%)past year
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 11, 2022, 10:05:52 AM
Quote
Shares of Coinbase plunged about 16% on Wednesday morning after the company reported shrinking revenue and declining users.

Coinbase said Tuesday that revenue fell 27% year-over-year to $1.17 billion, which was below Wall Streetís projected $1.48 billion. It also said it lost $430 million in the first quarter.

Usage on Coinbase declined from the fourth quarter. Retail monthly transaction users slid to 9.2 million, down from 11.4 million in the fourth quarter. Total trading volume declined from $547 billion in the fourth quarter to $309 billion.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/11/coinbase-shares-dive-25percent-after-revenue-miss.html

:pika

Market Summary
 > Coinbase Global Inc
57.83 USD -245.17 (-80.91%)
past year

:pika


Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 11, 2022, 01:04:10 PM
https://www.coinbase.com/price/cumrocket

PRICE CHANGE (7D)

-30.55%

cummies no :pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2022, 01:14:32 PM
https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1524209254684454915 (https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1524209254684454915)

Good to know
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 11, 2022, 04:40:26 PM
:rofl The schadenfreude is off the charts.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2022, 05:02:49 PM
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 11, 2022, 05:50:00 PM
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden

$ 28,597.0
-7.79%

Wheres the bottom?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 11, 2022, 05:59:29 PM
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden

$ 28,597.0
-7.79%

Wheres the bottom?
Bitcoin will return to its intrinsic value

0
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 12, 2022, 03:50:46 AM
Bitcoin down another 10% hovering around 26k
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 12, 2022, 10:53:57 AM
$LUNA

Lmfao down 99.6%
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BisMarckie on May 12, 2022, 11:01:29 AM
noooooo, my 150 Doge coins I planned to retire with.

 :piss :doge :piss2
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 12, 2022, 11:19:20 AM
Mods blocked new posts, have fled, and the active thread is the suicide prevention one

https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 12, 2022, 01:52:04 PM
Dow falls 400 points in sixth-straight daily decline, S&P 500 hits new 2022 low

:pika

More than $200 billion erased from entire crypto market in a day as sell-off intensifies

:pika

GameStop, AMC stocks rocket in volatile trading, reversing earlier losses

 :mynicca
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 12, 2022, 02:17:30 PM
I'm investing in my Steam library and alcohol supply.

Will probably pick up a few cheap stonks when things calm down (-10% on my boring index fund is still less of a devaluation than Bidenflation) but crypto?
Just HODL and eventually hope for a rebound. I don't see it happening soon because while usually folks buy one crypto and sell another right now everyone is dumping everything.
(and thus they also lack the money to reinvest)

I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 12, 2022, 02:43:59 PM
I'm investing in my Steam library and alcohol supply.

Will probably pick up a few cheap stonks when things calm down (-10% on my boring index fund is still less of a devaluation than Bidenflation) but crypto?
Just HODL and eventually hope for a rebound. I don't see it happening soon because while usually folks buy one crypto and sell another right now everyone is dumping everything.
(and thus they also lack the money to reinvest)

I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.

No one ever lost money investing in toilet paper and toothpaste
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on May 12, 2022, 03:29:05 PM
(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/127409254943555584/974347678009946112/Screen_Shot_2022-05-12_at_11.24.23_AM.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 12, 2022, 06:04:33 PM
Entire nations are now crumbling

https://twitter.com/_DavidFitz/status/1524424799912660992
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 12, 2022, 10:14:56 PM
I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.

$WBD breh :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2022, 02:15:20 AM
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730 (https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: John Dunbar on May 13, 2022, 08:17:40 AM
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730 (https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730)

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on May 13, 2022, 09:12:47 AM
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730 (https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730)

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on May 13, 2022, 09:40:01 AM
nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"

bolded statement is false. Btc down ~40% on the 1 year chart, friend.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on May 13, 2022, 09:47:08 AM
nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"

bolded statement is false. Btc down ~40% on the 1 year chart, friend.

sorry anyone who's held longer than 16 months are still profitable  :-*
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on May 13, 2022, 09:51:38 AM
doesnít sound as good, does it  :P
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 13, 2022, 09:56:08 AM
Safest best right now is the old money: IBM, Coca Cola, Shell etc. are doing fine.

Can confirm. My portfolio looking pretty great rn.

(https://abload.de/img/screenshot_20220513-11jjvj.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 13, 2022, 10:12:38 AM
if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much

Well....... yeah, but unfortunately they all look a bit like this:

(https://styles.redditmedia.com/t5_3wpa92/styles/profileIcon_udclb3k9yid71.jpg?width=256&height=256&crop=256:256,smart&s=0c47a18cc885c9514e59f20e0c659f164781a00d)..(https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/dpr_2.0/c_crop,h_1688,w_1688,x_600,y_0/c_limit,w_128/d_placeholder_euli9k,fl_lossy,q_auto/v1643623575/220129-Kirk-KJU-Exploit-Ukraine-tease_oydpjx)  :putin  :elon  (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSdr2JY4MB_jfAIFnh1_IfUAEmwnULOSGxsg&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: jorma on May 13, 2022, 10:14:39 AM
doesnít sound as good, does it  :P

i guess not, but when you look at a chart with volume added, most of the action was back in 2017-2018 when bitcoin went from 2k to 10k to 5k (which is the last time the doomers were going "INTRINSIC VALUE IS 0") and those people are still in pretty good shape  :elon
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 13, 2022, 10:19:13 AM
i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Lets say its a small market. 9 of them (including Jon) paid $1.

Adam comes in and bids $1.25, and buys one from one Jon.

Jon says I want it back, and pays Adam $1.50.

Adam says I want it back and pays Jon $2.00

They continue doing this for awhile until Adam is willing to pay $100.

So now Bitcoin is valued at $100, and the market value is $100x10 = $1,000 when it was previously $1x10 = $10

But when Adam tries to sell, no one takes it. He keeps reducing the price until its back to $1 and Jon is willing to buy.

Market collapsed from $1,000 back to $10.

But those other 9 people didnt gain or lose anything. The only money lost was Adam ($100) and the only gained was Jon.

Housing was very different because A: most people have a house, and B, the real issue was the subprime mortgage scandal/crisis in which the people left holding the bags were giant banks and not individual dumbasses.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 13, 2022, 01:34:18 PM
Yep, a lot of it wasn't real value.

But of course there's the people that sold their house and put all their savings in some shitty coin.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on May 13, 2022, 01:59:36 PM
Get out before itís too late folks.

https://mobile.twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1525112913656172545

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 13, 2022, 02:18:52 PM
:pika

Heads the house wins, tails you lose
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Kurt Russell on May 13, 2022, 02:21:23 PM
I'll be honest, I never really had any issues with crypto.com - I use their crypto credit card regularly and it's pretty great
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 13, 2022, 02:54:37 PM
They printed 7 trillion luna yesterday

The same idiots crying about the fed money printer sat down and printed 7 trillion luna in one day

Quote
Iím down 15kÖ.. however Iím only 21 and it took me like 2 years to save up that money. Knew a guy who made 100k from $800 on safemoon and that got me into the crypto world. Discovered a few projects learnt a lot and decided that staking luna to earn some passive income and ďplay it safeĒ was the best option. It was either solana or luna, I chose luna. boom now Iíve lost my whole investment. Itís worth less than a cent now. 2 years of my life wasted. Donít care about the money as such but thatís 2 years Iíll never get back. Not even here for sympathy but Iím most likely going to end my life. I have no family no real friends and decided to work as much as I could to develop some breathing space and find out who I really am and what I really want to do. Now Iím back to square 1Ö.. Iím sorry for anyone who lost money here the feeling itís sickening and I hope you can all pull thru but Iím outÖ I wasnít born rich so Iíll never become rich. It becomes more and more evident everyday that this is a rich persons world. This event ruined lives and it took my life early

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 13, 2022, 02:56:51 PM
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730 (https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730)

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Normally yes, but there are these things called call options...
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 13, 2022, 03:34:16 PM
People are still buying Luna?

https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/comments/un57df/for_everyone_panicking_here_are_some_national/?sort=new

Quote
You all have an opportunity to spend a $100 and make millions. Luna is gonna rebound

Quote
I just bought Luna for the first time ever. Either I get F-ed or it goes great. However, I haven't invested more than I can lose 😁
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on May 13, 2022, 04:37:08 PM
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730 (https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730)

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Normally yes, but there are these things called call options...

Wouldn't you have some virtual unrealised gains counted too ? But I guess it's not really lost then.
Though I'm gonna make a guess that there's less winners than losers and in essence many gets poorer while wealth gets concentrated in ways that won't flow back to the economy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 13, 2022, 05:27:38 PM
https://twitter.com/PlateLicker_21m/status/1479892143938408448
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on May 14, 2022, 12:25:23 PM
https://twitter.com/tresdessert/status/1525219140860006402
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 14, 2022, 05:16:18 PM
 :nsfw :nsfw :nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
https://motherofcreation.xyz/
[close]

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 16, 2022, 01:42:38 AM
mods re-opened https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/ now that the shitcoin is worthless
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 17, 2022, 07:30:03 PM
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4511810-why-warner-bros-discovery-crashed
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: John Dunbar on May 18, 2022, 03:42:24 PM
red is good right?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 18, 2022, 04:48:00 PM
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1527017873117437952 (https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1527017873117437952)

Summer Stock Sale  8)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 18, 2022, 05:55:44 PM
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1527017873117437952 (https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1527017873117437952)

Summer Stock Sale  8)

(https://i.imgur.com/DrdM3vS.gif)

Except with stocks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 20, 2022, 02:21:57 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1527684396404420610
 :pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 20, 2022, 02:52:21 PM
Ok, Stonks are down, Crypto are dead.... so I'm going for the free money option.

Max Verstappen will probably win most F1 races from here on out.
The odds are still 1:2.20 . I'll just bet on every GP race and increase my bet each race with half my earnings.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 22, 2022, 05:27:20 AM
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-18/gabe-plotkin-s-melvin-capital-to-wind-down-funds-after-losses

WSB won
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on May 22, 2022, 12:43:42 PM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 11:10:48 AM
 :drudge :drudge

Snap falls 40% on pace for worst day ever, dragging other stocks with it

Snapís shares are down about 83% from a 52-week high in September 2021 and are off 70% year to date.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/24/snaps-down-32percent-and-its-dragging-other-stocks-down-with-it.html


...didnt this happen before, or did I precog it again?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2022, 11:28:07 AM
My friend's pretty high up there and my heart goes out to him   (https://i.imgur.com/meJ6udE.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 24, 2022, 11:30:21 AM
My friend's pretty high up there and my heart goes out to him   (https://i.imgur.com/meJ6udE.gif)

Someone bought 900k in puts last night right before the news and today made $17 million.

Let us know if your friend shows up to dinner in a new yacht
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2022, 11:38:10 AM
Time to reconnect after 3 years and go yachting :rejoice
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on May 24, 2022, 04:02:46 PM
https://twitter.com/Zernerlaw/status/1526422247472103424
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 24, 2022, 04:36:39 PM
tesla stock is still too high imo


spoiler (click to show/hide)
wait no SEC aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on May 26, 2022, 12:13:51 PM
I bought another Tesla stock so I dont feel so bad about buying at the peak
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 01, 2022, 11:22:11 AM
https://twitter.com/SamNissim/status/1531810291222192130

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1531867103854317568

LOL this idiot is going to have 7 employees left by the end of the year
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 01, 2022, 11:31:00 AM
definitely joining my main man Bill Gates in shorting tesla
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 01, 2022, 12:09:14 PM
If I ran a company I would only hire hot babes and force them to work in the office (and keep the AC at 79 so everyone wears skimpy outfits).

But isnt Tesla like 97% dudes? And not just any dudes, but like neckbeards that dont wear deodorant?

 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 01, 2022, 02:04:20 PM
I agree with Elon here. Lot's of people 'working' remote but not very effectively (especially those with little experience in remote working).

Working together becomes a Tetris challenge of remote meetings where a lot is said and planned but little is done.
The end result is a lot of 'circling back' and missed milestones and deadlines and overall less team cohesion.
In my experience more stuff gets done at the office (unless someone works remote for a specific task and doesn't want to be disturbed).

Not to mention all the casual 'breaks' of doing the laundry, picking up packages or just running random errands.
Lots of people just aren't responsible or capable enough to plan their own work or their work/private life sort of starts to blend together which is not good for anyone.

From our ResetEra friends
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Dipped out of my zoom meeting early for this lol. Come onnnn Johnny

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Moved my meeting 15 mins for this.

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I'm skipping a meeting at the same time so I can watch it.

 
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 01, 2022, 03:11:02 PM
https://twitter.com/golikehellmachi/status/1532014865161678848
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on June 01, 2022, 03:38:49 PM
I agree with Elon here. Lot's of people 'working' remote but not very effectively (especially those with little experience in remote working).

Working together becomes a Tetris challenge of remote meetings where a lot is said and planned but little is done.
The end result is a lot of 'circling back' and missed milestones and deadlines and overall less team cohesion.
In my experience more stuff gets done at the office (unless someone works remote for a specific task and doesn't want to be disturbed).

Not to mention all the casual 'breaks' of doing the laundry, picking up packages or just running random errands.
Lots of people just aren't responsible or capable enough to plan their own work or their work/private life sort of starts to blend together which is not good for anyone.

From our ResetEra friends
Quote
Dipped out of my zoom meeting early for this lol. Come onnnn Johnny

Quote
Moved my meeting 15 mins for this.

Quote
I'm skipping a meeting at the same time so I can watch it.

My controversial statement as an employer is that in my experience most people suck in general suck at their jobs, do the bare minimum and don't give a flying shit about the work. And from my understanding of 20 years of an employee prior to that at various jobs, this is something that has always been the case (at least in the USA) and remote work just makes it easier to hide the fact of doing the bare minimum, or less than that, at all times. Not really any different from buttons on the desktop to hit to make it look like you're working when the boss rolls around.

So I don't think remote working is bad. As an employer I'm pro remote working, pro 4 day weeks, living wages, etc...

But I also have a really pessimistic view of employees in general. Then again I have a very pessimistic view of people in general so it's not that different.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 01, 2022, 04:01:32 PM
I mean browser skins that made internet forums look like an excel spreadsheet have been around forever.

Every single website reports their busiest traffic during the standard 9-5 workweek. This has always been the case. If it wasnt, websites would set their content to publish at 3pm on Sundays. They dont. People sit down to read it at 9am when they get to work.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on June 01, 2022, 04:18:16 PM
Also I want to amend that statement to say Employers suck too because gasp they are people as well (even worse, people with power and a lot of people who've fallen upwards and are terrible at their job + power).

I guess I just think a lot of people are terrible at doing anything in life with care.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 01, 2022, 05:01:58 PM
Thinking about all the recruiters that will be sending linkedin messages to every Tesla employee, advertising hybrid or remote positions.

the money literally just falls into those fuckers hands :money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 01, 2022, 07:33:10 PM
I agree with Elon

(https://i.imgur.com/0XygFpw.jpg)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 03, 2022, 10:27:29 AM
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1532674806830751747

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 03, 2022, 12:07:11 PM
Quote
To: Everybody
Subject: Headcount Reduction
Date: Friday, June 3, 2022

Tesla will be reducing salaried headcount by 10% as we have become overstaffed in many areas. Note this does not apply to anyone actually building cars, battery packs or installing solar. Hourly headcount will increase.

Elon

Tesla Inc
713.00 USD −62.00 (8.00%)
today

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 03, 2022, 12:09:05 PM
https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1532741829963268098 (https://twitter.com/Forbes/status/1532741829963268098)

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 05, 2022, 11:48:43 AM
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1533106970630270982

 :point
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 05, 2022, 12:29:35 PM
Quote
Millions worth of #NFTs

(https://c.tenor.com/g7nzxqrG9GIAAAAC/girl-sure-jan.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 05, 2022, 02:06:46 PM
This shit always happens when their ""discord"" gets ""hacked"".
As usual its a compromised mod account.
Probably compromised when they started downloading corrupted .mp4s from that 14 year old girl that they were talking to.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 05, 2022, 03:05:56 PM
These crypto scam livestreams with 40k+ viewers between them  :lol :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBI8RFPbdq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mk5PR9Z1VY
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 09, 2022, 07:50:29 PM
The CPI report is released at 8:30 a.m. ET Friday.

Get your popcorn ready folks
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 10, 2022, 08:52:00 AM
8.6%

:pika

Joe Biden how could you
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 10, 2022, 09:42:45 AM
Dow sinks 500 points after inflation reading hits 40-year high

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 10, 2022, 11:28:04 AM
2-year Treasury rate surges to highest level since 2008 on hotter-than-expected inflation report

:pika

Dow falls more than 700 points after inflation hits 40-year high, consumer sentiment plummets

:pika


Quote
reaching its highest level since June 2008.

Quote
June 2008

 :shaq2

That rings a bell.

Quote
Late June 2008: Despite the U.S. stock market falling to a 20% drop off its highs, commodity-related stocks soared as oil traded above $140/barrel for the first time and steel prices rose above $1,000 per ton. Worries about inflation combined with strong demand from China encouraged people to invest in commodities during the 2000s commodities boom.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Financial_crisis_of_2007%E2%80%932008#Timeline

:pika





Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 10, 2022, 06:19:11 PM
the stock market is over.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 10, 2022, 07:24:23 PM
 :stahp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 10, 2022, 08:00:19 PM
the stock market is over.

#cancelled :asuka
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 12, 2022, 10:37:59 AM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far  :doggy


Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT :cruise
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 12, 2022, 04:53:54 PM
https://twitter.com/bccponzi/status/1535916302140944384
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on June 12, 2022, 05:54:31 PM
"god tier".  Gotta love making money off these fucking dipshits in the real market.   :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on June 12, 2022, 08:32:53 PM
bitcoin just keeps goin downÖ shit everything is
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 13, 2022, 07:20:10 AM
bitcoin just keeps goin downÖ shit everything is

heres hoping for <$20k btc
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 10:35:28 AM
bitcoin just keeps goin downÖ shit everything is

heres hoping for <$20k btc

Heres hoping for <$20 btc  :rash
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 10:37:27 AM
Just saw the bitcoin chart

 :whew

Suicide prevention phone numbers incoming
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 10:38:21 AM
They did it again

(https://i.redd.it/pb70gtlbsd591.png)

 :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on June 13, 2022, 11:12:34 AM
bitcoin just keeps goin downÖ shit everything is

heres hoping for <$20k btc


Ooooooh heís tryin
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 13, 2022, 01:49:14 PM
The entire current state of the world and economy is just old people revenge.
Just look at Putin, Biden, Schwab, Soros, Pelosi and all the big players.

In their dying breath the boomers destroyed the economic power of the next generation and militarized the hippies into a climate cult.

Guess you'll have to serve at McDonalds and wash my balls now jack :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 13, 2022, 03:40:39 PM
https://twitter.com/CryptoWhale/status/1536416151848341505

Crypto bros lookin like goatse and its not even tuesday
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 04:07:07 PM
Someone should annex El Salvador

https://nayibtracker.com/
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 04:36:33 PM
 :drudge :drudge :drudge

The S&P 500 is now in an official bear market, according to S&P Dow Jones Indices
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/13/sp-500-is-in-official-bear-market-according-to-sp-dow-jones-indices.html

 :salute
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 13, 2022, 05:09:21 PM
OK its time to shut the whole market down Joe, this isn't fun anymore
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 13, 2022, 06:44:54 PM
They did it again

(https://i.redd.it/pb70gtlbsd591.png)

 :tauntaun :tauntaun :tauntaun

Wow what an incredibly infallible technology that in short order will surely replace the physical form of currency that's powered the world economy for the last 5,000 years :derp
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 13, 2022, 08:29:14 PM
https://mobile.twitter.com/azazo/status/1536482191089496064
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BrokenVerses on June 13, 2022, 08:42:14 PM
2022: Stop laughing. This isn't funny!

2021: Have fun being poor, you stupid no-coiners!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 14, 2022, 02:34:38 AM
$22.5k  :awesome
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 14, 2022, 10:33:38 AM
Coinbase lays off 18% of workforce as executives prepare for recession and Ďcrypto winterí
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/14/coinbase-lays-off-18percent-as-execs-prepare-for-recession-crypto-winter.html

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 14, 2022, 02:06:35 PM
Had a debate with co-workers today who insisted this was the right time to buy crypto.
As much as I like to 'buy the dip' I don't think it's a good idea to buy the pre-dip.

https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1536765827789336577 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1536765827789336577)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 14, 2022, 02:39:23 PM
Had a debate with co-workers today who insisted this was the right time to buy crypto.
As much as I like to 'buy the dip' I don't think it's a good idea to buy the pre-dip.

https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1536765827789336577 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1536765827789336577)

Next season of Euphoria lookin' lit.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 14, 2022, 03:38:09 PM
30-year mortgage rate surges to 6.28%, up from 5.5% just a week ago

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 14, 2022, 04:53:30 PM
$WBD is <$14.00. :ohhh

So tempting to buy the dip. If it hits <$10 I might go full WSB.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on June 14, 2022, 05:11:32 PM
30-year mortgage rate surges to 6.28%, up from 5.5% just a week ago

:pika

And house prices gonna be mostly unaffected still because equity firms/overseas investors buying up neighborhoods paying all cash so mortgage rates don't matter.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Skullfuckers Anonymous on June 15, 2022, 09:32:10 AM
Coinbase lays off 18% of workforce as executives prepare for recession and Ďcrypto winterí
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/14/coinbase-lays-off-18percent-as-execs-prepare-for-recession-crypto-winter.html

:pika

Maybe if they continue airing this ad during the nba finals, everything will be fine.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCEvIiY0mR4
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 15, 2022, 03:44:03 PM
BTC almost went sub $20k today
Absolutely cummy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 15, 2022, 04:09:47 PM
TiMe To BuY tHe DiP :derp

I'm putting my money on Verstappen again this weekend.
Gambling on Formula 1 races is more reliable than anything stonk related these days. :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: therealdeal on June 18, 2022, 09:22:05 AM
BTC almost went sub $20k today
Absolutely cummy

Itís happening.gif
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2022, 11:16:20 AM
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1538178152358457344 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1538178152358457344)
(https://c.tenor.com/T_yBSm9TXZ4AAAAM/kamala-harris.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: John Dunbar on June 18, 2022, 11:19:14 AM
Is this a good time to buy Luna?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on June 18, 2022, 11:55:56 AM
Is this a good time to buy Luna?

Stella > Luna.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on June 18, 2022, 12:21:23 PM
Is this a good time to buy Luna?

What's the difference between buying these shitcoins and out of the money options?  At least you can find a company that has assets, equipment, human capital, etc - and there's a chance that something will move on fundamentals because of a tendency for probabilistic fat tails.  There are thousands of these coins, and they never come back up.  90% of these coins have an infinite supply and inflation potential.  Why do this to yourself?  If you have the gambling bug, just buy lottery tickets, or you can daytrade the futures market with very little margin reqs, scouring improbable but lucrative opportunities without having to wait weeks, months, years for 5:1 RR opportunities that you would for these one-in-ten thousand coins to come back up.  I'm not anti-crypto on principle; I think there's a lot of interesting tech going on in the background that could be put to use if we can control the energy issue, but as investment vehicles they just don't make any more sense than a lottery ticket.  Putting any meaningful amount of money into these things seems really senseless.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 18, 2022, 04:00:27 PM
18,039.30USD
−2,406.30 (11.77%)today

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 18, 2022, 04:11:36 PM
https://twitter.com/liron/status/1537186589486460928

Marc Andreessen is a wordcel.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 18, 2022, 04:15:22 PM
18,039.30USD
−2,406.30 (11.77%)today

:pika


EXPRESS TRAIN THIS SHIT TO $10K

YEE HAWWWWW

 :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 18, 2022, 04:59:43 PM
If someone can tell me how, I'm willing to buy in at 8k
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on June 18, 2022, 05:10:55 PM
Canít believe stocks/crypto are crashing on pride of all months :yikes
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 18, 2022, 06:19:53 PM
Frank Luntz predicts everything will come crashing down the July 4th weekend when consumer realize that they can't afford full gas tanks and party supplies.
But he predicted that before Biden fell off his bike.

meme of the year

https://twitter.com/johnhackerla/status/1538195464977190912 (https://twitter.com/johnhackerla/status/1538195464977190912)


anyhow I would skip crypto and invest in arms manufacturing and video games.

- Russia will take the Donbass
- Turkey plans to invade Syria
- Israel plans to bomb Iran
- China plans to invade Taiwan
- MBS will take Joe to the cleaners
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 18, 2022, 09:05:34 PM
18,039.30USD
−2,406.30 (11.77%)today

:pika


EXPRESS TRAIN THIS SHIT TO $10K

YEE HAWWWWW

 :biden

Yeah this shit isn't historical yet, wow it's down to January 2021 levels weeee.....

Call me when it's 2009 levels :biden
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 19, 2022, 03:43:50 PM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far  :doggy


Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT :cruise
Max Verstappen won again and so did Nintex :success

3 wins
1 loss

so far :doggy
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on June 19, 2022, 04:47:35 PM
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/vfszpt/solend_the_largest_lending_market_on_solana_is/

:mindblown :neogaf
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 19, 2022, 07:09:10 PM
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1538589838839992320 (https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1538589838839992320)

:juche
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on June 19, 2022, 07:12:36 PM
Gotta love decentralization  :lucille
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 21, 2022, 10:29:10 AM
Did we hit the bottom boys?

Or if this a trap to squeeze out lunch money
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on June 21, 2022, 11:09:33 AM
Did we hit the bottom boys?

Or if this a trap to squeeze out lunch money

I wouldnít mind hitting your bottom, boy  :shaq
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 21, 2022, 02:00:42 PM
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1539257845950164997 (https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1539257845950164997)

You can always invest in some roubles :trumps
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on June 21, 2022, 05:49:35 PM
Did we hit the bottom boys?

Or if this a trap to squeeze out lunch money

I wouldnít mind hitting your bottom, boy  :shaq

Go squeeze that trap, honey :shaq
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 22, 2022, 07:23:35 PM
https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1539609828468858884 (https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1539609828468858884)

 :doge

everything is under... under... everything is under... what's that word... anyways
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 24, 2022, 05:07:11 PM
Market is surging on the news that the Supreme Court has guaranteed a steady supply of cheap domestic labor.

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 24, 2022, 05:29:29 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVRjb-CVUAEZw6N?format=jpg)

https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1540428074109620226 (https://twitter.com/CoinDesk/status/1540428074109620226)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on June 27, 2022, 04:15:39 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/jun/24/doop-snogg-fake-snoop-dogg-fooled-nft-conference (https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/jun/24/doop-snogg-fake-snoop-dogg-fooled-nft-conference)

Quote
ďSnoop is actually heavily involved in the NFT space and so itís very plausible that he would rock up to NFT.NYC.Ē

The team didnít ask Snoop Dogg for permission for the stunt.

Quote
Malik only found out about ďDoop SnoggĒ from her friends later on. She has lost money to NFT scams and works in an NFT community to protect other users, she explained.

ďSo it was kind of ironic that I learned later that this is not real,Ē she said. ďI knew there was always a 50/50 chance.Ē

Not a lawyer but wouldn't there be grounds for some potential fraud there ?  :lol
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on June 29, 2022, 01:47:21 PM
(https://i.redd.it/8yemg6d03l891.jpg)


:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on June 29, 2022, 06:42:35 PM
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1542124520194318336 (https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1542124520194318336)

 :idont
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BrokenVerses on June 30, 2022, 12:30:43 AM
Oh no, the cryptocurrency ecosystem is returning to its intrinsic value.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 01, 2022, 06:53:17 PM
https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1542997384489308160 (https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1542997384489308160)

:idont

Quote
A British Virgin Islands court ordered the liquidation of Three Arrows Capital earlier this week. The fund, founded by former Credit Suisse traders Zhu Su and Kyle Davies, managed an estimated $10 billion of assets as recently as March, according to blockchain analytics firm Nansen.

https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1542971808823009282 (https://twitter.com/litcapital/status/1542971808823009282)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on July 01, 2022, 07:48:18 PM
You know, when you can buy a bitcoin for a dollar

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still won't buy bitcoin because fuck bitcoin
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BrokenVerses on July 01, 2022, 09:42:15 PM
ANOTHER ONE

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-01/crypto-broker-voyager-digital-suspends-trading-withdrawals
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 02, 2022, 05:04:09 AM
https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1543135340256452610 (https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1543135340256452610)

We're now getting rightfully trolled by the Chinese  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on July 02, 2022, 05:41:17 AM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1543083947189362689
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on July 02, 2022, 03:50:52 PM
https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1543135340256452610 (https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1543135340256452610)

We're now getting rightfully trolled by the Chinese  :doge

Seems Japan got their inflation out of the way early in the 90s, they don't need to try as hard these days.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 03, 2022, 05:32:10 PM
Found my ex on Twitter and she's deep into web3 stuff. Even attended some kind of convention last week.

Wonder how much money she lost on bitcoin


:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: BIONIC on July 03, 2022, 06:06:34 PM
Found my ex on Twitter and she's deep into web3 stuff. Even attended some kind of convention last week.

Wonder how much money she lost on bitcoin


:fbm

Lol loser couldíve kept her around if you just figured out how to buy crypto  :girlaff

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Iím just kidding bb Iím sure youíll find love again soon :heart
spoiler (click to show/hide)
*in Minecraft
[close]
[close]
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on July 03, 2022, 07:38:33 PM
Found my ex on Twitter and she's deep into web3 stuff. Even attended some kind of convention last week.

Wonder how much money she lost on bitcoin


:fbm

Sounds like you dodged a bankruptcy.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 04, 2022, 08:41:10 PM
Found my ex on Twitter and she's deep into web3 stuff. Even attended some kind of convention last week.

Wonder how much money she lost on bitcoin


:fbm

Sounds like you dodged a bankruptcy.

I kept my James fund secret from her  :patel
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 05, 2022, 03:08:53 AM
She's buying nfts

:fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: John Dunbar on July 05, 2022, 06:34:54 AM
She's buying nfts

:fbm

always a good idea to invest in the future.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 05, 2022, 11:48:30 AM
Dow falls 700 points as Wall Street grapples with recession concerns

:pika
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 05, 2022, 01:13:53 PM
Biden administration clowns: ThIs Is ThE pRiCe We PaY tO sToP pUtIn
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 05, 2022, 05:20:49 PM
Can someone translate

https://twitter.com/InsideOutFrens/status/1540426885007540224
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: VomKriege on July 11, 2022, 07:03:40 PM
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1545643538406264832
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 11, 2022, 07:22:23 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXazVpiWYAIJR1P?format=jpg)

We did it?
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on July 12, 2022, 01:49:20 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXazVpiWYAIJR1P?format=jpg)

We did it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK2GUxOnjDQ
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 15, 2022, 05:04:48 PM
https://twitter.com/EndGameWW3/status/1548040817381478402 (https://twitter.com/EndGameWW3/status/1548040817381478402)

Putin bans crypto  :doge
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on July 23, 2022, 09:06:32 PM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far  :doggy


Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT :cruise

How do you feel about Ferrari winning everything so far?
 :point
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on July 23, 2022, 09:52:54 PM
Ford ftw (http://www.thebore.com/forum/Smileys/default/7rLcv43.gif)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Propagandhim on July 24, 2022, 09:40:06 AM
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success

Verstappen won again and so did Nintex.

2 wins
1 loss

so far  :doggy


Hamilton has a shitty car, Ferrari can only do qualifying laps before their cars fail. Verstappen the GOAT :cruise

How do you feel about Ferrari winning everything so far?
 :point


Oh..oh...oh god.



(https://img.redbull.com/images/c_crop,x_281,y_0,h_692,w_554/c_fill,w_400,h_540/q_auto:low,f_auto/redbullcom/2017/05/14/0a97e2a0-350e-4f82-890f-696eb4165537/ferrari-help-crying-raikkonen-fan-at-spanish-grand-prix.png)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2022, 05:20:05 PM
Crash Leclerc :trumps

Everyone is happy with this news
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1552388434320412674 (https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1552388434320412674)

Not even the "former" CIA stooges can make money in Joe Biden's economy lmao
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Bebpo on July 27, 2022, 06:38:24 PM
Perfect time to raise the price of Quest 2 by $100!
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 27, 2022, 06:49:01 PM
$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2 :dead
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tycoon Padre on July 28, 2022, 05:18:01 AM
I wonder if $WBD might be worth a punt for the coming days/weeks... with Multiversus seeming like it could be a real hit, I could see a metaverse/"the next Fortnite!!?!1!" narrative springing up around their properties and giving it a bit of a pump. Maybe it makes the gaming divison that they've been trying to sell off forever look more appealing too.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 11:03:03 AM
Time to buy the dip?

I bought the facebook dip it's not going well

$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2 :dead

A rare loss for the James fund :fbm
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 11:11:14 AM
The metaverse is a terrible idea that zuck keeps pushing  :lol

Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 11:18:51 AM
The metaverse is a terrible idea that zuck keeps pushing  :lol

Yes but you miss the shots you dont take and there was a sale
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 12:07:19 PM
From what I've read over the past couple of days the company doesn't function because of a lack of discipline among the WFH crowd and slacktivists (Who could've predicted that :trumps)
And now they have the added problem of a CEO that ignores market trends and ignores "what the audience actually wants" by burning billions trying to built his own Second Life clone and he blames his own failure on his staff.

I think VR is exciting and it's a field worth investing in but what the hell are they spending that money on because it certainly ain't the graphics or the hardware :doge :lol
He can't reverse like this either. I bet in a few weeks we'll get lenghty articles about how 'TOXIC' Facebook has become because you can no longer do 1 day work weeks to work on your side projects and "mental health" instead.

It seems Facebook is about ready for a Microsoft buy out.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 12:31:29 PM
Facebooks biggest problems have been clear for a very long time.

They started with college kids. Great. Tons of sexy bikini pics and such. $$$$

They opened up to boomers.

Boomers cant control themselves and made it shitty.

Kids didnt want to join a platform where their aunts share memes. No one on earth under 25 has a facebook account. Not one.

The college kids got older and stopped posting bikini pics.

Everyone complains that the feed is 90% non friend related content, but thats essential because 90% of friends dont post. And the 10% that do are the people you dont want to see all the time anyway.

Exact same thing happened with Instagram, except they dug their grave faster by doing the story thing, which meant theres no way to go back and browse bikini pics.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Nintex on July 28, 2022, 01:16:01 PM
Opening up the internet to boomers, corpo's and normies has been the problem from the get go.

We should've chased them off a long time ago and never helped anyone with their 'computer problems'.
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: Tasty on July 28, 2022, 02:26:50 PM
$2.8 billion quarterly operating loss for the Metaverse division for Q2 :dead

:mindblown They got whatever the Gigantosaurus clone version of Kutaragi is running the hardware budgets over there? :mindblown
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: james on July 28, 2022, 02:57:36 PM
The James Plan to save social media:

--Under 18 can like but not post or comment
--Hotties ages 18-24 are prioritized on all feeds
--To encourage hotties posting daily, they get a 2% cut on all ad revenue generated near their post. More likes = more cash(more tiddies (or abs for the bois) = more likes)
--Individuals aged 40+ must pay per post/comment. Hot take? Thats $3 to submit.
--Add the same search engine porn sites use so you can find new people to follow (ie, asian bbw)
Title: Re: Serious stonks strategy talk
Post by: who is ted danson? on August 09, 2022, 04:41:59 PM
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/08/us-bans-transactions-on-crypto-system-that-some-used-for-money-laundering/
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US blacklisting of Tornado Cash sparks outcry from cryptocurrency industry
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https://twitter.com/depression2019/status/1556748494622208000

https://twitter.com/0xJim/status/1557035689425895425

FUCK THE POLICE