Serious stonks strategy talk

[james]

Fuck it.

Its past 1am.

I placed a buy order for 1 (one) Tesla stock tomorrow.

Lets crater this bitch. Fuuuuck yoooouuuu elooooon muuuuuusk

[Propagandhim]

https://hypebeast.com/2021/10/3400-shiba-inu-turns-into-1-55-billion-usd-wallet-crypto-news

According to the Morning Brew, an unknown individual who bought SHIB 44 times since last August, spending a total of roughly $8,000 USD worth of Wrapped Ethereum (WETH), saw the value of his coins grow by $1.6 billion today. The individual’s total holdings of 70,200,003,107,584 SHIB are now worth more than $6.04 billion USD at the time of writing, making the buyer a crypto billionaire from the August purchases alone


https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1453445533754855433





The shitcoin economy is real

[james]

You imbeciles are so bad at this why did we not buy

[team filler]

hog coin... hoge coin 

[james]

Fuck man, $5.7 billion is real life changing money. I could finally buy that gaming laptop. And for Christmas I could fly in style in economy plus

 

[james]

From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you would’ve bought just $1 worth of Shiba you’d have over a million dollars today…."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE

[Propagandhim]

From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you would’ve bought just $1 worth of Shiba you’d have over a million dollars today…."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE

There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

[james]

From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you would’ve bought just $1 worth of Shiba you’d have over a million dollars today…."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE

There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT

[Propagandhim]

From reddit: "at Shibs lowest point last year it was $0.000000000056. If you would’ve bought just $1 worth of Shiba you’d have over a million dollars today…."

So basically, just buy $10 in every coin.

HOW
THE
FUCK
DO
I
BUY
THIS
GARBAGE

There are like a trillion of these coins bruh

https://www.statista.com/statistics/863917/number-crypto-coins-tokens/

https://coinmarketcap.com/all/views/all/

The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT

Unfettered, unregulated markets provide the most efficient financial instruments homie.  Shitcoins compete in the marketplace of ideas.

[team filler]

shiba coin coming soon 

[BIONIC]

I’m waiting for Shonda coin myself

[james]

Can we do a bore coin

Im serious

What do we have to lose

[team filler]

 

[Rufus]

The fuck whats the point

WHATS THE POINT

Fleecing idiots who think they are missing out on something.

[james]

Apparently someone created a Squid Games crypto and it went down 99.99995% in 5 minutes after the owner decided to take the money and run lol

https://twitter.com/imBagsy/status/1455143081033048068

[Propagandhim]

Apparently someone created a Squid Games crypto and it went down 99.99995% in 5 minutes after the owner decided to take the money and run lol

https://twitter.com/imBagsy/status/1455143081033048068

It was only obvious because investors could purchase the crypto but couldn’t sell it.

But the biggest red flag was that no one who purchased the coin was able to sell. That didn’t stop mainstream news outlets like the BBC, Yahoo News, Business Insider, Fortune, and CNBC from running headlines about how the new Squid Game cryptocurrency had soared by 83,000% over just a few days.

 
 

How are people this stupid?

[james]

The stupid people are those like us who arent making out like bandits.

[Propagandhim]

 

[james]

Fuck it.

Its past 1am.

I placed a buy order for 1 (one) Tesla stock tomorrow.

Lets crater this bitch. Fuuuuck yoooouuuu elooooon muuuuuusk

Well Im up  $103.98  (9.74%)  on my one stock in two trading days.

This Tesla stuff is pretty cool. Lets go Musk!

[james]

Tesla stock just made the biggest 12-day gain in the history of capital markets
https://fortune.com/2021/11/03/tsla-tesla-stock-biggest-12-day-gain-history-of-capital-markets/


JAMES FUND IS FEASTING

[Nintex]

The father of a co-worker of mine invested 20k into Tesla when it was still $50 or so.
It is now ~$1200

To celebrate he has bought a Tesla.

[james]

The father of a co-worker of mine invested 20k into Tesla when it was still $50 or so.
It is now ~$1200

To celebrate he has bought a Tesla.

It's a perpetual growth machine!

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434

[jorma]

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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1457337036994535434

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james, i think you probably should sell your tesla share before elon sells his

[james]

Hooooooooold

[Nintex]

The best strategy when it comes to Musk's shenanigans

He's probably trying to temporary tank the stock so he can buy more cheaper when others sell with him.
He did the same with Bitcoin. Made it look like he was selling so it went down and then he bought more.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384

 

[james]

Elons profile is literally a penis

[jorma]

The best strategy when it comes to Musk's shenanigans

He's probably trying to temporary tank the stock so he can buy more cheaper when others sell with him.
He did the same with Bitcoin. Made it look like he was selling so it went down and then he bought more.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384

 

no because he isn't fucking stupid. he's obviously going to diversify his assets

he's gonna invest it in weedstonks :copium

[Propagandhim]

[james]

Why is my Tesla stock losing money now this was a sure thing

[Tuckers Law]

Should’ve invested in FillerCoin instead.  The ROI is incredible.

[james]

I bought some Beyond Meat stock time to ban cows

[Propagandhim]

proud of you

[team filler]

[team filler]

also how I sleep at night after karla eats my ass 

[team filler]

buenas noches

[jorma]

also how I sleep at night after karla eats my ass 

how karla sleeps, same night:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/qv8syq/guy_licking_a_boot_vigorously_in_a_shoe_store_in/

[james]

Staples Center to become Crypto.com Arena in reported $700 million naming rights deal
https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/32650662/staples-center-become-cryptocom-arena-rich-naming-rights-deal

[Pissy F Benny]

What will happen when crypto.com goes bust halfway through the deal?

[jorma]

What will happen when crypto.com goes bust halfway through the deal?

they'll name the arena cry.com 

[Nintex]

Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6% 

[james]

Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6% 

Wow last time this happened they elected Hitler

[Nintex]

Inflation in Germany hits 5% - 6% 

Wow last time this happened they elected Hitler

Hitler was actually never elected but appointed Chancellor.
In fact, the last 'real' election he participated in, his party lost seats.

But yes, inflation is the kryptonite of the Germans.

[Nintex]

hhttps://twitter.com/AFP/status/1465712847783034894

#buildbackbetter #inclusivity #diversity #climate

[james]

https://twitter.com/business/status/1485690917528948738



https://twitter.com/business/status/1485691117513412608



https://twitter.com/business/status/1485691202095702020

[Nintex]

After the NASDAQ fire sale, I'm proud to welcome Take Two, EA, Ubisoft, SEGA, Capcom, Koei Tecmo, Bungie and Square Enix to the Microsoft family.
The biggest deal in the history of gaming apart from GamePass worth $250 billion. We will respect the contracts of our competitors for as long as they remain in business.

Xbox GamePass and PC GamePass subscribers can expect a large expansion of their library with over 2000 legacy games from all the great videogame developers that are now part of Microsoft Gaming.
Imagine playing Resident Evil at a blistering 60 frames per second with 4K resolution or Final Fantasy 8 with Auto-HDR. We're bringing back the original version of Ninja Gaiden 2 that is my personal favorite and Ubisoft will continue to develop the Assassins Creed games we all love and cherish. Finally Bungie will help 343i to make better HALO games and the Panzer Dragoon source code has been found, otherwise I told them, the deal was off.
We will pull the shameful GTA re-release from the shelves and develop a full remaster of all GTA games. What about Capcom you ask. Well, now that we own it I'm happy to reveal that Resident Evil 4 Remake is real and coming exclusively to Xbox Series consoles and PC.

If you are an Xbox fan you will never have to leave your house or work again.

No N64 rom or walking simulator can stop us now from becoming the biggest brand in gaming.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/HedgeyeDJ/status/1487134042520698890

[james]

Folks its looking worse than Nasdaq did in 2000

If you own any tech stock better get in line at the soup kitchen

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/AP/status/1488994972724518916

FB down almost 20%

Now 23%

Looking at the numbers, this is brutal their VR business is $10 billion in the hole 

[Nintex]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE FLOOR

[Bebpo]

I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.

[Nintex]

I used to want the same thing but the problem with that Bebpo is a repeat of 2008.
When the housing markets crashes, the interest rates go up, unemployment goes up and people can no longer afford their mortgages.

The FED (and ECB) now have two choices: recession or (hyper)inflation.
If they would allow the banks to loan you 900k and keep printing and buying assets, that would solve the immediate problem and that's probably what they're going to do moving forward (although at the risk of high inflation).
As well as price fixing for certain necessary goods that would otherwise become unaffordable until things stabilize again.

Some Dutch soy boy who owned about 11 affordable houses that otherwise could've been bought by people without homes explained it like this on TV last week.
If he had a job, 50% of what he would earn would go to the state. If he buys houses and offers them for rent he doesn't have to work and pays very little taxes.
Also, if he wouldn't have bought the houses people wouldn't have been able to rent. In his view he was 'creating' supply for rentals.

I don't think these people (and the airbnb soccer moms) realize the supply of pitchforks they have created and won't be able to run from.

[james]

Nintex, imagine 2008 but now we have onlyfans

We will feast

[Bebpo]

I used to want the same thing but the problem with that Bebpo is a repeat of 2008.
When the housing markets crashes, the interest rates go up, unemployment goes up and people can no longer afford their mortgages.

Yeah, I get it.

It's a debate between having empathy towards others situations and my own personal situation. A huge fucking 2008 crash of the world would benefit me personally immensely as my job is secure and almost all my equity is in cash just sitting around because I never invested in stuff before it all got way high, so everything would go down in price and my money would be worth a ton more. I'd also be able to invest in stuff at the bottom and sit on it for the next few decades to build up retirement funds. Basically another 2008 crash would set me for life where I'm at financially. In 2008 I didn't have any liquid money still in grad school, but now I do. I started coming into real income ~2017/2018 when I became a partner at my firm and got profit share instead of salary. I wish I had immediately invested that money into buying a house and buying stocks, but I was "waiting for the next recession to buy when things get cheaper" and instead the pandemic made everything skyrocket and I got left behind in savings. My money is worth way less than it was pre-pandemic.

But a huge 2008 crash & global recession hurts tons of people and ruins their lives and so it's better to just take one for the team here. Though I really really wish the housing market would course correct because I'm sick of living in my small condo and want a real honest to goodness home at this point.

anyhow, this is just me whining like I do every once and a while that I completely missed the boat on investments & housing. Still better off than a lot of people, so can't complain even if my place keeps falling apart like my garbage disposal breaking for the second time in 4 years and leaking into my kitchen last night 

[james]

Same I'm in a union burn the world down they can't fire me

[chronovore]

I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.

This is why there's an exodus from CA to ID. I mean, also the conservatives are bailing because (coastal) CA is incorrigibly liberal, and no-one wants to live inland, where it's hot, poor, and conservative. The ID housing market has gone up 100-125% in the past 3 years. When looking after my mother's estate, and selling her home, I missed out on its "peak" by 3 months, but it'll be going up again in June when families have summer break to move.

[Bebpo]

I just want the stock market dropping and interest rates rising to crash the housing market. Or at least stop the crazy housing market and bring prices back to 2019 pre-pandemic level. I've been trying to find a fucking house for six months but everything has gone up 33%-100% in price since 2019 and priced me out.

Little tiny ass houses that were $500k in a decent area suddenly $900k fuck that. Medium size houses around me are all 1.3M-1.4M starting (and then bidding wars knock them up another 75k at closing) when they used to be like 800k-1M.

This is why there's an exodus from CA to ID. I mean, also the conservatives are bailing because (coastal) CA is incorrigibly liberal, and no-one wants to live inland, where it's hot, poor, and conservative. The ID housing market has gone up 100-125% in the past 3 years. When looking after my mother's estate, and selling her home, I missed out on its "peak" by 3 months, but it'll be going up again in June when families have summer break to move.

I'd move to another state if I could. I look at the prices in Oregon or even Washington outside Seattle or Maine and it's like 1/2 the price of the same houses in So Cal surrounded by dirt instead of nice green trees. Sure we get more sun, but we're also always on fire and it's ungodly hot 75% of the year.

But I'm held hostage by American Health Insurance. I'm living on an old grandfathered plan that saves me like $100k/year in medical. If I move out of state I'd have to get a new plan and there's no way I'd get a good plan when I have huge medical expenses and pre-existing conditions.

Stuck in CA for life, and everywhere outside like Sacramento and Inland Empire is ridiculously expensive. Sucks.

[team filler]

move to santa barbara,bb 

[chronovore]

Any chance of remote working from Yreka, Eureka, or some other 'reka?