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« Reply #1380 on: May 09, 2022, 02:37:27 PM »
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« Reply #1382 on: May 09, 2022, 05:08:23 PM »
Uber approaching all times lows

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« Reply #1383 on: May 09, 2022, 05:42:29 PM »
Uber approaching all times lows

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I’m in an Uber rn. Literally shaking  :shaking
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« Reply #1384 on: May 09, 2022, 05:54:35 PM »
Uber approaching all times lows

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You should look at 'tech' stocks like Netflix and Shopify, stocks like that are down 75% YTD.
Ford sold their Rivian stock and Rivian is now down 77% YTD.

Safest best right now is the old money: IBM, Coca Cola, Shell etc. are doing fine.
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« Reply #1386 on: May 10, 2022, 12:39:12 AM »
Bitcoin is going down hard.

But on whom? :phil

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« Reply #1387 on: May 10, 2022, 12:41:57 AM »
Uber approaching all times lows

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"Let's just literally ship money from investors to riders in the form of cab subsidies and pray/hope we have enough in the bank until Skynet obviates human drivers and all their pesky 'living wage' demands"

...probably wasn't the best long-term business plan (especially when their aggressive Waymo poaching backfired hard), but fuck it, I saw Uber for what it was and saved a fuckton of cash taking advantage when I lived in a major metropolitan area.

Reminds me of a Doctom Bubble story about a Doordash dotcom 20 years before Doordash existed, thriving for a brief 3-6 month period before it all went tits up due to the lack of a sustainable revenue story.

This has all happened before, this will all happen again.
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« Reply #1389 on: May 10, 2022, 10:45:14 AM »
A.I. lender Upstart shares plummet more than 50% after company cuts full-year revenue forecast
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/10/upstart-shares-plummet-after-company-cuts-full-year-revenue-forecast.html

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« Reply #1390 on: May 10, 2022, 10:47:20 AM »
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Upstart aged well.Advice self.stocks

submitted 15 hours ago * by RenovatorX

Smashed earnings just as I expected from my last post. My birthday wish came true.

Tomorrow we’ll see some green. Hold my people for we will rise to victory!

Although I say that, I only invested like $3000 at 79$ average, i probably won’t make much. But you guys will, may the gains be with you.
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« Reply #1391 on: May 11, 2022, 09:38:52 AM »
Can we get an f in chat for pelaton

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« Reply #1392 on: May 11, 2022, 10:05:52 AM »
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Shares of Coinbase plunged about 16% on Wednesday morning after the company reported shrinking revenue and declining users.

Coinbase said Tuesday that revenue fell 27% year-over-year to $1.17 billion, which was below Wall Street’s projected $1.48 billion. It also said it lost $430 million in the first quarter.

Usage on Coinbase declined from the fourth quarter. Retail monthly transaction users slid to 9.2 million, down from 11.4 million in the fourth quarter. Total trading volume declined from $547 billion in the fourth quarter to $309 billion.
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/11/coinbase-shares-dive-25percent-after-revenue-miss.html

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« Reply #1393 on: May 11, 2022, 01:04:10 PM »
https://www.coinbase.com/price/cumrocket

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« Reply #1394 on: May 11, 2022, 01:14:32 PM »
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« Reply #1395 on: May 11, 2022, 04:40:26 PM »
:rofl The schadenfreude is off the charts.

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« Reply #1396 on: May 11, 2022, 05:02:49 PM »
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden
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« Reply #1397 on: May 11, 2022, 05:50:00 PM »
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden

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« Reply #1398 on: May 11, 2022, 05:59:29 PM »
From what I've gathered retail and Wall Street bets have been completely wiped out by the big funds and institutions.
Guess Boring Ape NFT was the 'don't get high on your own supply' moment for the bigger crypto bois too.

Biden is sending all dem crypto kids back to the trenches and McDonalds, effectively killing 'grass roots' fundraising in the process too :biden

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Wheres the bottom?
Bitcoin will return to its intrinsic value

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« Reply #1399 on: May 12, 2022, 03:50:46 AM »
Bitcoin down another 10% hovering around 26k
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« Reply #1400 on: May 12, 2022, 10:53:57 AM »
$LUNA

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« Reply #1401 on: May 12, 2022, 11:01:29 AM »
noooooo, my 150 Doge coins I planned to retire with.

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« Reply #1402 on: May 12, 2022, 11:19:20 AM »
Mods blocked new posts, have fled, and the active thread is the suicide prevention one

https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/
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« Reply #1403 on: May 12, 2022, 01:52:04 PM »
Dow falls 400 points in sixth-straight daily decline, S&P 500 hits new 2022 low

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More than $200 billion erased from entire crypto market in a day as sell-off intensifies

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GameStop, AMC stocks rocket in volatile trading, reversing earlier losses

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« Reply #1404 on: May 12, 2022, 02:17:30 PM »
I'm investing in my Steam library and alcohol supply.

Will probably pick up a few cheap stonks when things calm down (-10% on my boring index fund is still less of a devaluation than Bidenflation) but crypto?
Just HODL and eventually hope for a rebound. I don't see it happening soon because while usually folks buy one crypto and sell another right now everyone is dumping everything.
(and thus they also lack the money to reinvest)

I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.
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« Reply #1405 on: May 12, 2022, 02:43:59 PM »
I'm investing in my Steam library and alcohol supply.

Will probably pick up a few cheap stonks when things calm down (-10% on my boring index fund is still less of a devaluation than Bidenflation) but crypto?
Just HODL and eventually hope for a rebound. I don't see it happening soon because while usually folks buy one crypto and sell another right now everyone is dumping everything.
(and thus they also lack the money to reinvest)

I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.

No one ever lost money investing in toilet paper and toothpaste
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« Reply #1406 on: May 12, 2022, 03:29:05 PM »

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« Reply #1407 on: May 12, 2022, 06:04:33 PM »
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« Reply #1408 on: May 12, 2022, 10:14:56 PM »
I've learned from this disaster that I need more boring stocks though, some Shell, Microsoft etc. .
Old money that the boomers have an interest in and is thus protected.

$WBD breh :success

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« Reply #1410 on: May 13, 2022, 08:17:40 AM »
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

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« Reply #1411 on: May 13, 2022, 09:12:47 AM »
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"

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« Reply #1412 on: May 13, 2022, 09:40:01 AM »
nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"

bolded statement is false. Btc down ~40% on the 1 year chart, friend.

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« Reply #1413 on: May 13, 2022, 09:47:08 AM »
nah, it's mostly just profits temporarily going up in flames, remember that you could buy a bitcoin for 5 dollars just 10 years ago, and everyone who has held their btc longer than one year are still in profit.

i mean some people probably took loans to buy btc at 60k and are getting marigin called but most people will just be "aw shucks maybe i should have sold last month"

bolded statement is false. Btc down ~40% on the 1 year chart, friend.

sorry anyone who's held longer than 16 months are still profitable  :-*

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« Reply #1414 on: May 13, 2022, 09:51:38 AM »
doesn’t sound as good, does it  :P

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« Reply #1415 on: May 13, 2022, 09:56:08 AM »
Safest best right now is the old money: IBM, Coca Cola, Shell etc. are doing fine.

Can confirm. My portfolio looking pretty great rn.

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« Reply #1416 on: May 13, 2022, 10:12:38 AM »
if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much

Well....... yeah, but unfortunately they all look a bit like this:

..  :putin  :elon 
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« Reply #1417 on: May 13, 2022, 10:14:39 AM »
doesn’t sound as good, does it  :P

i guess not, but when you look at a chart with volume added, most of the action was back in 2017-2018 when bitcoin went from 2k to 10k to 5k (which is the last time the doomers were going "INTRINSIC VALUE IS 0") and those people are still in pretty good shape  :elon

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« Reply #1418 on: May 13, 2022, 10:19:13 AM »
i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Lets say its a small market. 9 of them (including Jon) paid $1.

Adam comes in and bids $1.25, and buys one from one Jon.

Jon says I want it back, and pays Adam $1.50.

Adam says I want it back and pays Jon $2.00

They continue doing this for awhile until Adam is willing to pay $100.

So now Bitcoin is valued at $100, and the market value is $100x10 = $1,000 when it was previously $1x10 = $10

But when Adam tries to sell, no one takes it. He keeps reducing the price until its back to $1 and Jon is willing to buy.

Market collapsed from $1,000 back to $10.

But those other 9 people didnt gain or lose anything. The only money lost was Adam ($100) and the only gained was Jon.

Housing was very different because A: most people have a house, and B, the real issue was the subprime mortgage scandal/crisis in which the people left holding the bags were giant banks and not individual dumbasses.
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« Reply #1419 on: May 13, 2022, 01:34:18 PM »
Yep, a lot of it wasn't real value.

But of course there's the people that sold their house and put all their savings in some shitty coin.
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« Reply #1421 on: May 13, 2022, 02:18:52 PM »
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« Reply #1422 on: May 13, 2022, 02:21:23 PM »
I'll be honest, I never really had any issues with crypto.com - I use their crypto credit card regularly and it's pretty great
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« Reply #1423 on: May 13, 2022, 02:54:37 PM »
They printed 7 trillion luna yesterday

The same idiots crying about the fed money printer sat down and printed 7 trillion luna in one day

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I’m down 15k….. however I’m only 21 and it took me like 2 years to save up that money. Knew a guy who made 100k from $800 on safemoon and that got me into the crypto world. Discovered a few projects learnt a lot and decided that staking luna to earn some passive income and “play it safe” was the best option. It was either solana or luna, I chose luna. boom now I’ve lost my whole investment. It’s worth less than a cent now. 2 years of my life wasted. Don’t care about the money as such but that’s 2 years I’ll never get back. Not even here for sympathy but I’m most likely going to end my life. I have no family no real friends and decided to work as much as I could to develop some breathing space and find out who I really am and what I really want to do. Now I’m back to square 1….. I’m sorry for anyone who lost money here the feeling it’s sickening and I hope you can all pull thru but I’m out… I wasn’t born rich so I’ll never become rich. It becomes more and more evident everyday that this is a rich persons world. This event ruined lives and it took my life early

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« Reply #1424 on: May 13, 2022, 02:56:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Normally yes, but there are these things called call options...

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« Reply #1425 on: May 13, 2022, 03:34:16 PM »
People are still buying Luna?

https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/comments/un57df/for_everyone_panicking_here_are_some_national/?sort=new

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You all have an opportunity to spend a $100 and make millions. Luna is gonna rebound

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I just bought Luna for the first time ever. Either I get F-ed or it goes great. However, I haven't invested more than I can lose 😁
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« Reply #1426 on: May 13, 2022, 04:37:08 PM »
https://twitter.com/SuburbanDrone/status/1524870565806366730

i'm not a smart man and i know nothing about the economy, so someone explain this to me: if people lost 1.7 trillion bucks on crypto, didn't other people gain that much and it evens out? or does it mean there is such a significant number of people who went flat broke it will have wide-ranging effects?

Normally yes, but there are these things called call options...

Wouldn't you have some virtual unrealised gains counted too ? But I guess it's not really lost then.
Though I'm gonna make a guess that there's less winners than losers and in essence many gets poorer while wealth gets concentrated in ways that won't flow back to the economy.
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« Reply #1430 on: May 16, 2022, 01:42:38 AM »
mods re-opened https://www.reddit.com/r/terraluna/ now that the shitcoin is worthless
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« Reply #1432 on: May 18, 2022, 03:42:24 PM »
red is good right?

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« Reply #1436 on: May 20, 2022, 02:52:21 PM »
Ok, Stonks are down, Crypto are dead.... so I'm going for the free money option.

Max Verstappen will probably win most F1 races from here on out.
The odds are still 1:2.20 . I'll just bet on every GP race and increase my bet each race with half my earnings.
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« Reply #1438 on: May 22, 2022, 12:43:42 PM »
Verstappen won and so did Nintex  :success
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« Reply #1439 on: May 24, 2022, 11:10:48 AM »
 :drudge :drudge

Snap falls 40% on pace for worst day ever, dragging other stocks with it

Snap’s shares are down about 83% from a 52-week high in September 2021 and are off 70% year to date.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/05/24/snaps-down-32percent-and-its-dragging-other-stocks-down-with-it.html


...didnt this happen before, or did I precog it again?
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