Serious stonks strategy talk

[james]

Snap will lay off 20% of staff, report says

 

[Nintex]

https://www.theverge.com/2022/8/30/23329301/snap-layoffs-20-percent-employees-snapchat

Learn to code

McDonalds is hiring 


https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1564701274771230723
It's not even funny how fucked our generation is.

Millennials' median net worth went from just above $25,000 in 2007 to less than $15,000 by 2010, according to the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System. 

[james]

 

[Tasty]

Snap will lay off 20% of staff, report says

 

Like its other tech peers, Snap hired aggressively during the pandemic. It entered March of 2020 with roughly 3,427 full-time employees and ended last quarter with 6,446, a 38 percent increase from the same time last year.

Did they really believe the cocaine party would last forever?

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/katie_robertson/status/1564649596877688832

[james]

CEO: My records show you arent coming in every day, WTF are you doing
Reporter: Sir I cover sports I have to travel to games
CEO: Youre fired you lazy piece of shit

[who is ted danson?]

It's like peak boomer CEO that the measure of productivity is hours spent in meetings 

[Nintex]

Most people WFH aren't doing shit and they weren't doing shit RTO either. 

When it comes to the 20/80 rule, the 80's fucked around and are about to find out. 

[Nintex]

[Propagandhim]

Trump is such a dumb asshole.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/zachvallese/status/1570499215268409344

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1573247604259164160

 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/KwasiKwarteng/status/1573267647508119554

Literally no taxes and cheaper pints, Kwasi knows wassup

Allow me to coin the term "Trumponomics" 

[Nintex]

Euro not doing hot either

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1573207848166866945

[james]

Pound is at the lowest on record*





*Record being this pic

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1573247604259164160

 

A pound of what?

[Nintex]

The goal is Pound/Euro/Dollar parity 

[Propagandhim]

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1573341942280339456


 

[james]

Good fire them all

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1573324063266803716

Hoping George Soros is shorting again 

[james]

The UK is killing the stocks

Dow tumbles nearly 600 points into bear market territory, sets a new low for the year

Stocks tumbled on Friday to close out a brutal week for financial markets as surging interest rates and foreign currency turmoil heightened fears of a global recession.

The Dow Jones Industrial Average fell more than 700 points to fall below 30,000 to a new low for the year. The 30-stock index is fell 20% from its high, known as bear market territory on Wall Street. It was last trading 548 points lower, or 1.8%. The S&P 500 fell 2% and headed for a new 2022 closing low, while the Nasdaq Composite slid about 2%.

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/09/22/futures-inch-higher-following-another-day-of-losses-after-fed-rate-hike-sell-offs.html

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1573350505388314626

 


tfw Cyberpunk is real and I can pay in Eurodollars

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The non-executives who job hopped and received greater salaries these past several months are going to be the first on the chopping block with the inevitable round of layoffs. There is very much a sentiment of businesses getting even and they’ll do what they can to get it. Same goes for the WFH crowd. All those people buying homes far away from the office because they don’t have to come in are going to regret it. I’m not saying it’s right, it is what it is.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/charliebilello/status/1573732642905882624

 

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/1574274790588022785

https://twitter.com/christhebarker/status/1573241890190794752

[Nintex]

Larry Summers admits they broke the economy
https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1575283889764974595

[who is ted danson?]

https://twitter.com/DaveTaylorNews/status/1576137253734076418

It begins.

[team filler]

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[Bebpo]

Yeah, I can't imagine the super strong dollar is good for the world economy while everyone else's currency falls to dust.

But American-focused media will just be like "fuck yeah, time to go on a party binge in Europe for cheap!"

[Nintex]

It's Credit Suisse
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1576457410604339201


and Deutsche


The numbers for Credit Suisse:

$160b Cash
$400b at call Liabilities
$900b Leveraged exposure
$40b Equity


That's a $900 billion bailout 

For Deutsche better not look at the numbers 

[Tasty]

Yeah, I can't imagine the super strong dollar is good for the world economy while everyone else's currency falls to dust.

But American-focused media will just be like "fuck yeah, time to go on a party binge in Europe for cheap!"

I mean, if the world's gonna burn, a vacay beforehand isn't too bad an idea.

[james]

DOW up 1,500 in 2 days, the Biden Halloween miracle is here

[james]

Rumors are the inflation has not been solved

Sweet potential for a 1,000 point drop this week. get your puts ready bois

[Tasty]

WBD already teetering on that $10 edge because of all the layoffs yesterday

[Nintex]

WBD already teetering on that $10 edge because of all the layoffs yesterday

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/warner-bros-discovery-slashes-more-staff-095425664.html

"Wall Street is saying that the combined assets of your company and what was the premier media company in the world are now worth a lot less," he said. "What can you do to make it more valuable?"

1 + 1 = 1

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/LynAldenContact/status/1580303967288168449

Being broke

Worried about liquidity 

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1580309861581357056

[james]

omg is 28 days later happening in the uk

[james]

Meta shares plunge 23% to the lowest price since 2016

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/27/meta-stock-falls-23percent-on-earnings-miss-analyst-downgrades.html

[Nintex]

That's what Zuckerberg deserves for killing Oculus. 

Who knew no one wants to sign up for literally a digital corporate hellscape that looks like an emulated Nintendo DS game.

[james]

looks like an emulated Nintendo DS game.

Hiring Game Freak to build his new open world was a huge mistake

[james]

Amazon stock sinks 20% on weak fourth-quarter guidance

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/27/amazon-amzn-earnings-q3-2022.html

[Tasty]

Meta shares plunge 23% to the lowest price since 2016

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/10/27/meta-stock-falls-23percent-on-earnings-miss-analyst-downgrades.html

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1587916504955113472

  

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[close]

[Nintex]

14% of the workforce, wow.

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1588167150333730817

[james]

Been too busy with work to pay attention to stonks.

Opening my account for the first time in awhile...

A couple of sad stocks

Beyond Meat Inc    (-82.89%)    
Meta Platforms Inc  (-64.00%)


This is why Im a gamer at heart

Activision Blizzard Inc  506.24%

[Tasty]

Investing in Meta

Also isn't Impossible Meat the better buy? They seem like the Coke in the race.

[james]

Investing in Meta

Also isn't Impossible Meat the better buy? They seem like the Coke in the race.

Privately held

[james]

Sold    TSLA
Tesla Inc
   TESLA INC    $222.50

 

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I bought at  $295.16 so a loss but I think its going to keep going down

[close]

[chronovore]

Ouch, that’s a captured loss.

[Nintex]

Buckle up
https://twitter.com/JeffHorwitz/status/1589361501261156354

[james]

Ouch, that’s a captured loss.

Gonna write it off on my taxes

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is that how it works I don really understand taxes

[close]

[james]

Sold    TSLA
Tesla Inc
   TESLA INC    $222.50

 

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I bought at  $295.16 so a loss but I think its going to keep going down

[close]

198.71 USD −8.76 (4.22%)
today

 

[james]

Sold    TSLA
Tesla Inc
   TESLA INC    $222.50

 

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I bought at  $295.16 so a loss but I think its going to keep going down

[close]

198.71 USD −8.76 (4.22%)
today

 

189.56 USD −7.52 (3.81%)
today


 


The James Fund instinct is still strong bois

[james]

Sold    TSLA
Tesla Inc
   TESLA INC    $222.50

 

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I bought at  $295.16 so a loss but I think its going to keep going down

[close]

198.71 USD −8.76 (4.22%)
today

 

189.56 USD −7.52 (3.81%)
today


 


The James Fund instinct is still strong bois

183.05 USD −8.25 (4.31%)
today

It's going down, I'm yelling timber
You better move, you better dance

[Nintex]

11k lay offs at the book of faces

[james]

11k lay offs at the book of faces

Why did I buy Meta 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine selling tesla stock right

[Tasty]

Sold    JMES
James Fund
   JAMES FUND    $1,999.99




I'm out

james is this forum's Cramer.

[BrokenVerses]

Facebook is dead.

Logged back in and the feed is devoid of actual people and is just overrun with ads or "suggested" content ripped off from Tiktok, stolen TV show clips, and viral content from India for some reason.

Not even my boomer relatives are active anymore let alone young people.

RIP.

[Tasty]

Facebook is dead.

Logged back in and the feed is devoid of actual people and is just overrun with ads or "suggested" content ripped off from Tiktok, stolen TV show clips, and viral content from India for some reason.

Not even my boomer relatives are active anymore let alone young people.

RIP.