Author Topic: Serious stonks strategy talk (Read 169919 times)

Nintex · « **Reply #1740 on:** January 05, 2023, 06:45:56 AM »

So how many corpo's are going to make failing car brands next?

https://twitter.com/Sony/status/1610811901457453062

Should've just called it the PlayStation Car.

Tasty · « **Reply #1741 on:** January 05, 2023, 11:27:05 AM »

Afeela like this is gonna bomb hard.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1742 on:** January 05, 2023, 12:10:17 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 03, 2023, 10:39:56 PM

People are just... so dumb...

YOU CAN'T HATCH?!

Nintex · « **Reply #1743 on:** January 05, 2023, 02:20:52 PM »

The problem with 'investors' like the peeps buying those eggs. They don't understand the risks.
Someone like Logan just bets on a dozen different projects. Some work, some don't and some never come out at all.
And all these things are launched by shady people as that's what you need to be to compete in this space.
Software development is also risky business, as it never goes the way you think it does.

In short if you happen to back the right thing (the energy drink), you win big. If you backed one of the projects that didn't make it? Well, sucks to be you.

james · « **Reply #1744 on:** January 05, 2023, 03:30:39 PM »

I like eggs

Nintex · « **Reply #1745 on:** January 05, 2023, 04:22:01 PM »

Also, invest or rather play with money you can miss.

Don't dump your life savings into a YouTube hustle, wtf is wrong with you breh

chronovore · « **Reply #1746 on:** January 06, 2023, 02:11:35 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 05, 2023, 11:27:05 AM

Afeela like this is gonna bomb hard.

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/sonys-new-afeela-electric-vehicle-with-honda-use-qualcomm-tech-companies-say-2023-01-05/

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Sony's long-awaited push into electric vehicles - it announced the venture with Honda in March - shows how manufacturers are increasingly focused on the cockpit experience in cars, which offers the potential to sell content via subscription services cars, especially as autonomous driving capabilities improve.
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Sony is also looking to harness its traditional strengths in sensors. The Afeela will be equipped with more than 40 sensors, Mizuno said. The car will use the "Unreal Engine" 3-D creation tool from Epic Games, the maker of the "Fortnite" series of games.

Nintex · « **Reply #1747 on:** January 07, 2023, 06:22:13 AM »

Mutahar and Coffee won

Tasty · « **Reply #1748 on:** January 07, 2023, 07:25:58 PM »

Kinda unexpected, I wish more internet knobheads would do the same.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1749 on:** January 08, 2023, 08:53:30 AM »

https://twitter.com/AndurandPierre/status/1612050453201817600

u know what to do

Nintex · « **Reply #1750 on:** January 08, 2023, 02:55:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/anasalhajji/status/1611985869132673024

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1751 on:** January 12, 2023, 07:13:35 AM »

I've made 8% in 10 days.

I need to start a hedge fund.

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1752 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:08:48 AM »

https://twitter.com/SBF_FTX/status/1613525392555667458

He made a substack

https://sambf.substack.com/p/ftx-pre-mortem-overview?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1753 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:30:02 AM »

Is he on bail or is he stackin from jail?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1754 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:59:04 AM »

On bail in his parents house with full access to the internet.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1755 on:** January 12, 2023, 02:38:48 PM »

not subbing to another substack but maybe would to an SBF/FTX polycule onlyfans out of curiosity

benjipwns · « **Reply #1756 on:** January 12, 2023, 07:40:44 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 02, 2023, 03:03:44 PM

Crypto investors rn:

This is one of those things I'm always trying to quote but I'm pretty sure no one, not even Sunny fans if I don't mention D&B's, will know what it's a reference to.

Also Mac doing that BOOOOOOOM over them "selling" off their last alcohol is seriously one of the funniest random things Rob's done. Mac's just so excited about it.

Tasty · « **Reply #1757 on:** January 12, 2023, 09:38:18 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on December 28, 2022, 08:49:42 PM

$WBD at $8 👀

Shoulda bought :/

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1758 on:** January 13, 2023, 10:50:33 AM »

spacex valued at 140 billion, privately shaaring aaround 70-90 bucks a share.

IP this year or next year

Nintex · « **Reply #1759 on:** January 13, 2023, 03:02:49 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 13, 2023, 10:50:33 AM

spacex valued at 140 billion, privately shaaring aaround 70-90 bucks a share.

IP this year or next year

Elon Musk is absolutely killing it.

He just dropped the hammer on the car market. All Tesla's have been discounted, some are now 20% cheaper.
Legacy car makers could barely break even on their EV cars as is. He's going to absolutely destroy them.

james · « **Reply #1760 on:** January 13, 2023, 04:11:58 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 13, 2023, 03:02:49 PM

Elon Musk is absolutely killing it.

He just dropped the hammer on the car market. All Tesla's have been discounted, some are now 20% cheaper.
Legacy car makers could barely break even on their EV cars as is. He's going to absolutely destroy them.

Its a going out of business sale Nintex

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1761 on:** January 14, 2023, 08:33:10 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on January 13, 2023, 03:02:49 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 13, 2023, 10:50:33 AM
spacex valued at 140 billion, privately shaaring aaround 70-90 bucks a share.

IP this year or next year
Elon Musk is absolutely killing it.

He just dropped the hammer on the car market. All Tesla's have been discounted, some are now 20% cheaper.
Legacy car makers could barely break even on their EV cars as is. He's going to absolutely destroy them.

used car salesmen on suicide watch

https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1614068326807883776

https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1613888113583001601

Tasty · « **Reply #1762 on:** January 14, 2023, 03:55:57 PM »

What a completely unpredictable set of causes and effects.

Nintex · « **Reply #1763 on:** January 20, 2023, 01:47:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/readDanwrite/status/1616453244561297408

12k fired at Google

BIONIC · « **Reply #1764 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:14:38 PM »

All these tech company layoffs seem coordinated

Nintex · « **Reply #1765 on:** January 20, 2023, 02:51:48 PM »

There's unwritten rules to this. First, you don't fire people before the (midterm) elections as 'your side' needs their votes. They'll likely vote against your company interests if you fire them.
Second you don't fire them before Christmas because that's a PR nightmare. You also don't want to fire them too close to the end of the fiscal year (March for most publicly traded companies).
So you fire them late January when no one gives a shit and is too busy getting their own asses in gear.

Because most companies don't hire until after March this means they will get recruited by the military because we need to honor our pact with Lucifer and feast on their blood, wait what?

BrokenVerses · « **Reply #1766 on:** January 20, 2023, 03:41:46 PM »

Quote from: BIONIC on January 20, 2023, 02:14:38 PM

All these tech company layoffs seem coordinated

Big companies that in hindsight massively over-hired doing the COVID tech boom, yeah.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1767 on:** January 20, 2023, 04:17:16 PM »

Imagine betting against Tesla

Nintex · « **Reply #1768 on:** January 20, 2023, 05:52:42 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 20, 2023, 04:17:16 PM

Imagine betting against Tesla

The richest guy in the world who pioneered internet payments, electric cars, commercial space ventures and provides the Ukrainian army with their only reliable method of communication is stupid and doesn't know what he is doing.

I would refer you to some people who know what they're doing but they've just been fired from their jobs because they didn't meet their weekly clicks quota.

Tasty · « **Reply #1769 on:** January 20, 2023, 10:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 20, 2023, 04:17:16 PM

Imagine betting against Tesla

"Imagine betting against Google"

From one fanboy to another, it won't last. It never does.

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1770 on:** January 23, 2023, 09:39:56 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 20, 2023, 10:41:40 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 20, 2023, 04:17:16 PM
Imagine betting against Tesla

"Imagine betting against Google"

From one fanboy to another, it won't last. It never does.

Google the failure financially.

lol

Tasty · « **Reply #1771 on:** January 23, 2023, 12:27:31 PM »

Maybe Facebook would have been the better example, but no one's a fan of Facebook

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1772 on:** January 23, 2023, 01:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Tasty on January 23, 2023, 12:27:31 PM

Maybe Facebook would have been the better example, but no one's a fan of Facebook

even facebook is a bad example as the wealth it's created is insane.

be better rex

Bebpo · « **Reply #1773 on:** January 23, 2023, 03:17:04 PM »

I looked at my pension the other day that I've been investing into for a decade, and it's currently worth 30% less than the money I put in in the first place $:-\$

I'm glad I only own a few Tesla stocks. My brother went all in on Tesla and was like 400% up for a while when it was riding high and now that's all gone.

My Nintendo/Sony/MS stocks taking less of a hit than my index fund, Amazon and Tesla. Always bet on videogames in the long run

Tasty · « **Reply #1774 on:** January 23, 2023, 03:49:27 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 23, 2023, 01:13:50 PM

be better rex

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1775 on:** January 23, 2023, 04:41:22 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on January 23, 2023, 03:17:04 PM

I looked at my pension the other day that I've been investing into for a decade, and it's currently worth 30% less than the money I put in in the first place $:-\$

I'm glad I only own a few Tesla stocks. My brother went all in on Tesla and was like 400% up for a while when it was riding high and now that's all gone.

My Nintendo/Sony/MS stocks taking less of a hit than my index fund, Amazon and Tesla. Always bet on videogames in the long run

Kinda crazy when people go over 100% and don't cash out their investemtn

james · « **Reply #1776 on:** January 23, 2023, 04:44:49 PM »

I bought back into Tesla today on the advice of my COO, Nintex

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1777 on:** January 24, 2023, 01:49:44 AM »

i put all my money into gamestop at $350

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1778 on:** January 27, 2023, 12:04:03 PM »

tsla

:

wish i had more money to put in early jan

james · « **Reply #1779 on:** January 27, 2023, 12:09:18 PM »

I am now the proud owner of 15 TSLA's

spoiler (click to show/hide)

should have bought in at $105 but I was depressed

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Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1780 on:** January 27, 2023, 12:27:47 PM »

Yall have till march to flatten out on tsla 300-400

Free advice

james · « **Reply #1781 on:** January 27, 2023, 12:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 27, 2023, 12:27:47 PM

Yall have till march to flatten out on tsla 300-400

Free advice

TSLA to $60 by march you heard it here first

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1782 on:** January 27, 2023, 12:33:49 PM »

Quote from: james on January 27, 2023, 12:29:07 PM

Quote from: Cauliflower Of Love on January 27, 2023, 12:27:47 PM
Yall have till march to flatten out on tsla 300-400

Free advice

ok bill gates

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1783 on:** January 27, 2023, 02:27:46 PM »

3:1 split ta 400 within 6 months, ramp back up to 300 by dec.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1784 on:** January 31, 2023, 08:37:31 PM »

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1620451426093920258

They never got around to opening the beyond section

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1785 on:** February 01, 2023, 01:46:47 AM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 31, 2023, 08:37:31 PM

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1620451426093920258

They never got around to opening the beyond section

oh fuck just remembered i had put like $5k into BBBY that i never moved to gamestop

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1786 on:** February 01, 2023, 02:51:31 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on February 01, 2023, 01:46:47 AM

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on January 31, 2023, 08:37:31 PM
https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1620451426093920258

They never got around to opening the beyond section

oh fuck just remembered i had put like $5k into BBBY that i never moved to gamestop

will buy when its in the clearance section

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1787 on:** February 07, 2023, 11:04:19 AM »

Time to buy BBBY

BIONIC · « **Reply #1788 on:** February 07, 2023, 11:09:41 AM »

I’d rather buy BBW

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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james · « **Reply #1789 on:** February 07, 2023, 11:24:06 AM »

TSLA back at 194.07

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1790 on:** February 07, 2023, 12:56:41 PM »

215 by end of day

Nintex · « **Reply #1791 on:** February 07, 2023, 02:02:28 PM »

Quote from: james on February 07, 2023, 11:24:06 AM

TSLA back at 194.07

I forgot to invest

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #1792 on:** February 09, 2023, 09:59:11 PM »

Missed 215 by a few days. Damnit.

Nintex · « **Reply #1793 on:** February 10, 2023, 07:33:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/wallstmemes/status/1624199044397514754

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1794 on:** March 07, 2023, 10:32:28 AM »

Series I bonds will climb past 7%

james · « **Reply #1795 on:** March 10, 2023, 01:30:58 PM »

Yellen says Treasury Department 'carefully' watching crisis at 'a few banks'

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/yellen-says-treasury-department-carefully-watching-crisis-at-a-few-banks-153243680.html

Nintex · « **Reply #1796 on:** March 10, 2023, 03:09:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/WhaleChart/status/1634238095536078875

https://twitter.com/CNBCJulianna/status/1634102673870929920

Nintex · « **Reply #1797 on:** March 10, 2023, 03:17:42 PM »

https://twitter.com/wallstmemes/status/1634211229190307841

james · « **Reply #1798 on:** March 10, 2023, 03:59:50 PM »

Whats funny is that its basically the opposite of 2008

2008: We're going to go balls deep in the riskiest assets known to man
oops

2023: We're going to go balls deep in the safest assets known the man
oops

Nintex · « **Reply #1799 on:** March 10, 2023, 04:58:04 PM »

Quote from: james on March 10, 2023, 03:59:50 PM

Whats funny is that its basically the opposite of 2008

2008: We're going to go balls deep in the riskiest assets known to man
oops

2023: We're going to go balls deep in the safest assets known the man
oops

Most European banks are hardly banks and completely useless. After 2008 most of them offer the same government issued and EU regulated mortgage, 0% interest savings account, national index fund or life insurance on a broken ass website because they closed most of their offices while the ECB prints money to wash away the pre-2008 toxic debt with inflation.

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Author Topic: Serious stonks strategy talk (Read 169919 times)