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[shosta]

You are.still expected (and even more so back when I was in college) to go to the library to do your research for relevant literature for your term papers.

You know this, so top trolling me

All the databases are online. Or are you really that old?

[HaughtyFrank]

Damn I'm glad I don't do online dating, I would want to chat a bunch and would probably go in the bin haha. Is it that way even for people in their 30's? For me, it's exciting finding someone you vibe with and having good conversation. Like how do you convince people you aren't a creep or something if you don't chat a bunch?

Nothing is creepier than him typing 'haha'. Like some psychopath trying to imitate human emotion

[ResetBanBot]

haha.

[shosta]

Nothing is creepier than him typing 'haha'. Like some psychopath trying to imitate human emotion

this is what you have to resort to when conveying complex emotions on an inferior forum without emotes 

[ResetBanBot]

[BisMarckie]

You are.still expected (and even more so back when I was in college) to go to the library to do your research for relevant literature for your term papers.

You know this, so top trolling me

All the databases are online. Or are you really that old?

The databases are, but the vast majority of books and a good chunk of journals are print only even today.

[shosta]

The databases are, but the vast majority of books and a good chunk of journals are print only even today.

You don't even have a real field of study (political science), what could you possibly be learning from these print-only journals?

[BisMarckie]

The databases are, but the vast majority of books and a good chunk of journals are print only even today.

You don't even have a real field of study (political science), what could you possibly be learning from these print-only journals?

Hey, I have nothing to do with PolSci, let’s not say things we can’t take back.

[shosta]

Oh, are you the history professor here? What I originally thought benji was before I learned the sad truth.

[Rman]

Damn I'm glad I don't do online dating, I would want to chat a bunch and would probably go in the bin haha. Is it that way even for people in their 30's? For me, it's exciting finding someone you vibe with and having good conversation. Like how do you convince people you aren't a creep or something if you don't chat a bunch?

I feel there's a rule here. Those who worry about creepiness incessantly are the most creepy.

[BisMarckie]

Oh, are you the history professor here? What I originally thought benji was before I learned the sad truth.

I am a lawyer you dingus, but got my PhD in history of law and I am now working in that department.

[shosta]

Apologies. I've updated your dossier.

[BisMarckie]

Apologies. I've updated your dossier.

Sorry, my dossier is print only

[shosta]

Anyway I've never been in a library before, sorry.

[team filler]

https://twitter.com/TheLegend90000/status/890784136645890048

https://twitter.com/ChelHellbunny/status/890784548430036992

 

[BisMarckie]

https://twitter.com/TheLegend90000/status/890784136645890048

https://twitter.com/ChelHellbunny/status/890784548430036992

 

Reply with „great, I have a tiny penis, we should meet up some time“ to slide into her DMs.

[nachobro]

"tiny butthole" is my favorite don ho song

[porkbun]

for real though, i have a hard time believing the "tier 1 IT" thing even if i mock it. mainly cause i'm not a super genius or even "very smart" like bronson and i managed to move up into the higher ranks just by learning on the job and figuring stuff out as i go.

His LinkedIn is public.  It's basically been a series of tier 1 IT jobs that last for 1-2 years.  Probably a combo of not having any real skills and being an ass to his co-workers.

He made a thread about finally getting some Microsoft certification and of course no one cared.

The library? What would you go to the library for? Almost no one needs to go to the library.

If you're stuck in the dorms and/or have a shitty roommate, it's a quiet place to study or take a nap.

[Pwnz]

Era losing it's shit over 1 Bernie poll is too much man.  RCP over max shows a clear story - Biden is going to win.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/president/us/2020_democratic_presidential_nomination-6730.html

Most recently, yeah, Bernie has gotten a bump. But so did Biden, from Warren and Buttigeg dropping in polls.

[james]

Oh, are you the history professor here? What I originally thought benji was before I learned the sad truth.

I am a lawyer you dingus, but got my PhD in history of law and I am now working in that department.

How many academics do we have on here?

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how bout them coeds amirite

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[nachobro]

deactivating your linkedin

also i do remember that thread. it was a salesforce certification which is some snake oil shit for sure.

[OnlyRegret]

 
linkedin is a close contender for the tops sins of c*pitalism

[Pwnz]

I only log into linkedin in order to accept connections with people I know.

[porkbun]

deactivating your linkedin

also i do remember that thread. it was a salesforce certification which is some snake oil shit for sure.

Oy.  That's even worse.

I only log into linkedin in order to accept connections with people I know.

I liked it for a while.  I got a couple of jobs from it, including my current one that I've been at for 5 years.

But now it's like Facebook Lite and people just post memes or copy/pasted articles, and any of the job offers I get are for shit sales, call center, or temp/contract jobs.  So I haven't been on there in quite a while.

[BisMarckie]

deactivating your linkedin

also i do remember that thread. it was a salesforce certification which is some snake oil shit for sure.

Oy.  That's even worse.

I only log into linkedin in order to accept connections with people I know.

I liked it for a while.  I got a couple of jobs from it, including my current one that I've been at for 5 years.

But now it's like Facebook Lite and people just post memes or copy/pasted articles, and any of the job offers I get are for shit sales, call center, or temp/contract jobs.  So I haven't been on there in quite a while.

When I was on Linkedin, all I got were job offers from shitty start ups who tried to conceal the fact that their pay was utter shit by using quirky language

[shosta]

But now it's like Facebook Lite and people just post memes or copy/pasted articles, and any of the job offers I get are for shit sales, call center, or temp/contract jobs.  So I haven't been on there in quite a while.

At least on Facebook there are funny memes. My LinkedIn feed is people constantly posting shit about hard work, entrepreneurship, how blessed they are, etc. Just extremely performative content tailored for employers.

[OnlyRegret]

damn, I wish I saved that linkedin cringe I saw recently about someone brownnosing their boss for letting them use a pen

[Shakin Stevens]

All you cool kids who didn't go to the library -

how else are you supposed to photocopy your buttocks and stick them in various locations around campus?

[VomKriege]

The rain check thread is still going :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28506012

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I’ve been ghosted countless times. I’ve been given the “I’m sick” excuse. I’ve absolutely been in that position, I’ve just had enough empathy to understand that people genuinely do get sick and need to cancel.

I mean... if you hadn't been so thirsty empathetic for all those 'oh, yea, sorry didn't show i was sick' times, maybe you wouldn't have ended up being ghosted those countless times.

[BisMarckie]

The rain check thread is still going :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28506012

How hard can it be to understand that this is a stranger that doesn't owe you anything and vice versa?

because it implies all women are liars.

[Steve Youngblood]

Watching some of my friends have marriages fall apart and reading people's misery in the realm of dating is just the fuel I need to feel less miserable in my life as a boring family man with zero free time.

[VomKriege]

The rain check thread is still going :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28506012

How hard can it be to understand that this is stranger that doesn't owe you anything and vice versa?

The amount of projection in the lack of chat for 4 days and what amounts to 6 sentences max total is amazing.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28504588

Dude. You have issues.

 

[VomKriege]

From the guy that slipped "That guy is a piece of shit !" in the first reply :

I mean, I should have known better to give my personal opinion about a man in a dating thread? I now realise this is quite the emotional topic for some!

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28503916

[Tektonic]

yawn

[porkbun]

FernandoRocker said:


Not to sound rude, but from my point of view, it seems you were in the wrong here.

 If a girl told me that the very day of the date, it would seem like she is making excuses to not see me. I know you were sick, but that's the oldest of the excuses.

When fucking FernandoRocker is the voice of reason in a thread, you know you done fucked up.

The amount of white knighting in that thread is insane.  The guy was pretty nice in his reply about the cancellation.  It's not like that Jason's Ultimatum guy that sent a bunch of texts calling a woman a cunt because she wanted to meet up at a place he would have to pay $5 for parking or any other of a massive number dating gaffes from the REE/GAF dating threads.

[Steve Youngblood]

The main problem I see with that thread is it's just one of those internet things where people are sort of understandably interested in projecting based on their experience, but it reaches a point where it's just a lousy basis for a forum thread. Like in a discord chat where it'll get buried and forgotten after a half hour it's fine fodder to vent about one's personal life and get feedback from whoever is around at that point in time. But for a forum where it'll just keep getting bumped there is absolutely no need at all for this to have 440 replies given just how fucking little information there is to go on. The dude could very well be an asshole, or he might just have developed a straightforward no-nonsense approach because this isn't his first rodeo. Nobody knows. And in lieu of information to make anything even vaguely resembling an accurate character assessment all you're left with is insane extrapolation.

[VomKriege]

yawn

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LIED TO AND MANIPULATED.
BronsonLee : Mastermind.

[Ghoul]

Wait you mean to tell me someone actually listened to a bronson post?

[HaughtyFrank]

yawn

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What a load of shit. Even if he was "lied to and manipulated" it's absolutely inappropriate for a mod to then make a passive aggressive bait thread about the EGS.

[Uncle]

for real though, i have a hard time believing the "tier 1 IT" thing even if i mock it. mainly cause i'm not a super genius or even "very smart" like bronson and i managed to move up into the higher ranks just by learning on the job and figuring stuff out as i go.

His LinkedIn is public.  It's basically been a series of tier 1 IT jobs that last for 1-2 years.  Probably a combo of not having any real skills and being an ass to his co-workers.

He made a thread about finally getting some Microsoft certification and of course no one cared.

you know this actually is different than what I expected

there's a difference between a series of tier 1 jobs that last a couple years and staying at one place in tier 1 for 10 years

the latter you are probably just comfortable with the pay and benefits and job security I won't judge that

holy shit @ hopping between the exact same job 

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

This whole thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hot-pockets-just-backed-stonetoss-a-well-known-alt-right-webcomic-artist.166430/

I'm technically putting a large target in my head, because alot of these chuds are expecting someone like us to report / talk about it

 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

The rain check thread is still going :

https://www.resetera.com/threads/got-sick-calls-rain-check-on-date-he-says-he-doesn%E2%80%99t-do-reschedule.166307/post-28506012

How hard can it be to understand that this is a stranger that doesn't owe you anything and vice versa?

because it implies all women are liars.

I'm still trying to figure out what:

It’s kinda hard to take him seriously when the restaurant he suggested is in his neighborhood.

this was supposed to mean, OP never responded.

[BisMarckie]

This whole thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hot-pockets-just-backed-stonetoss-a-well-known-alt-right-webcomic-artist.166430/

I'm technically putting a large target in my head, because alot of these chuds are expecting someone like us to report / talk about it

 

https://twitter.com/a_lit_bit/status/1219858191166640128

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Nice platforming guys.

[BisMarckie]

Also gonna drop a subreddit I enjoy, where people take stonetoss comics and make them left leaning.

[OnlyRegret]

stonetoss 
got some pretty cringey shit but that male feminist one was bang on the money

also, lmao at thinking the obsessively follow and edit his comics crowd is somehow not taking the bigger L

[VomKriege]

I'm still trying to figure out what:

It’s kinda hard to take him seriously when the restaurant he suggested is in his neighborhood.

this was supposed to mean, OP never responded.

Oh you too ? Two people asked about that yeah. Sadly we may never know.

[Joe Molotov]

This whole thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hot-pockets-just-backed-stonetoss-a-well-known-alt-right-webcomic-artist.166430/

I'm technically putting a large target in my head, because alot of these chuds are expecting someone like us to report / talk about it

 

HUMAN *CLAP* LIVES *CLAP* WERE *CLAP* AT *CLAP* RISK *CLAP* OVER *CLAP* A *CLAP* FROZEN *CLAP* DINNER

[clothedmacuser]

So what's the Discord that sent up the signal that attracted such luminaries as Sweeney Swift and incelsiorlef immediately to that faux-EGS thread created in response to BronsonLee's tweets?

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Amazing

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

EGS shit is really not important right now tbh on today of all days

[Nintex]

Stonetoss is garbaggio and the parodies on his shit are somehow even worse. 

[Joe Molotov]

EGS shit is really not important right now tbh on today of all days

That's why excelspreadsheet was deployed to deal with it.

[HaughtyFrank]

So what's the Discord that sent up the signal that attracted such luminaries as Sweeney Swift and incelsiorlef immediately to that faux-EGS thread created in response to BronsonLee's tweets?

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Amazing

Excel has been manipulated and lied to!

[BisMarckie]

The Bire is the #1 spot for radical right wing crossdressing femboys btw.

[Rman]

deactivating your linkedin

also i do remember that thread. it was a salesforce certification which is some snake oil shit for sure.

Trailhead.  That's legit actually.  It's a training platform for Salesforce, made by Salesforce itself. It's also free.  Rather neat.

I can't shit on a dude for struggling with his career trajectory tho.  Kinda a low blow.

[stufte]

The only good stonetoss comic is the one about the male feminist trying to blend in.

[Tektonic]

re thread when?

https://twitter.com/moshosite/status/1220493287636832256

ding ding ding

https://www.resetera.com/threads/obi-wan-series-on-hold.166462/

[Lonewulfeus]

EGS shit is really not important right now tbh on today of all days

It’s really not important on any day

[Tektonic]

pc-era discord now upset zhuge liked bronsonlee's tweet