Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 797945 times)

Kara · « **Reply #960 on:** April 09, 2015, 03:57:10 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 09, 2015, 03:08:26 PM

Girl smiled at me today. Well she smiled at Nami then looked up at me while retaining the smile then sharply looked away, but I'm taking it as a win.

She would have just stood in the way of the forbidden love between an uncle and his nephew anyway.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #961 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:39:11 PM »

Speaking of which I saw sushi girl today. I brought my 3DS to play while I waited because I kind of found out i'm into humiliation but she didn't say anything. In fact it was a completely normal takeout experience. I even tipped 15% on takeout but got no drama.

Tasty · « **Reply #962 on:** April 09, 2015, 05:40:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on April 09, 2015, 05:39:11 PM

I brought my 3DS to play while I waited because I kind of found out i'm into humiliation

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Kara · « **Reply #963 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:23:08 PM »

This Mio Energy stuff is amazing. TA, the Bore's GOAT DILF.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #964 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:26:54 PM »

Mio energy is pretty legit. I shot it directly into my mouth a few times for a nice boost. 😶

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #965 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:29:21 PM »

Sounds like this is gay-thing-day-thread talk

nudemacusers · « **Reply #966 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:34:38 PM »

our version of crazy juice was sloe gin and redbull

Kara · « **Reply #967 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:35:43 PM »

Polluting alcohol with stims.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #968 on:** April 09, 2015, 06:38:52 PM »

it's great stuff, only time I've been forcibly removed from a bar.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #969 on:** April 09, 2015, 08:06:11 PM »

One more dinner meeting and I get to go home tomorrow!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #970 on:** April 10, 2015, 11:38:00 PM »

Got a response from a recruiter this afternoon in my voicemail from a few jobs I applied to last night. Job in particular seems basic helpdesk/sysadmin which may or maynot be what I want.

But the base starting pay is 10k more than I make now and can go all the way up over 100k/y

So I may have to look into that one.

king of the internet · « **Reply #971 on:** April 11, 2015, 12:10:15 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 09, 2015, 06:23:08 PM

This Mio Energy stuff is amazing. TA, the Bore's GOAT DILF.

I'm gonna get some this weekend. What's ur dosage? I feel like 200-300mg in a bottle of should do the trick.

Kara · « **Reply #972 on:** April 11, 2015, 12:17:17 AM »

I do three squirts per 16 ounces of water.

But I just keep drinking them until it's all gone. In 2 days I've had over 2,000 mg of caffeine.

Tasty · « **Reply #973 on:** April 11, 2015, 12:18:01 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on April 11, 2015, 12:17:17 AM

I do three squirts per 16 ounces of water.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #974 on:** April 11, 2015, 11:19:18 AM »

You're living the dream dude

Tasty · « **Reply #975 on:** April 11, 2015, 11:56:48 AM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on April 11, 2015, 06:36:21 AM

Woke up at 1 am, banged a girl at 2 am, came back around 4 am and now watching TV after I got everything that was making me stressed settled before I slept.

Have a girl hit you up on a booty call when you wake up from a stressful day, brehs.

Damn man

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #976 on:** April 11, 2015, 04:01:11 PM »

Mio energy and MEZU got me through school over the past couple of years. Left it behind when I was done with school, though, because I don't have to do anything before noon ever now.

HiResDes · « **Reply #977 on:** April 12, 2015, 02:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Esch on April 12, 2015, 12:43:58 PM

first mint of the season came through of the garden, first fresh Moroccan mint tea brewed

gotta add some clove and other spices next time.

I finally made the jump and checked out David Tea's expensive ass offerings and I got this North African Mint Green that sounds like it's gonna be good.

HiResDes · « **Reply #978 on:** April 12, 2015, 02:50:25 PM »

Never heard of that place looks real legit, especially their green offerings...They have almost too much shit

brawndolicious · « **Reply #979 on:** April 12, 2015, 03:41:14 PM »

Saw a car with windshield smashed in when waiting to pick up a friend. Went inside to tell someone and when I came back out to look at the car I saw the owner walking over and I met with him and told him what I saw (nothing basically). Nonchalantly pulled out a Starbucks receipt from 30 min ago to establish just how long ago it must have happened and in case I need an alibi. Not one of the 5 middle-aged Asian men gathered around accused me of anything so that's a win. Granted nothing was stolen and I was dressed in non-lab clothes so maybe that helped.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #980 on:** April 12, 2015, 04:57:15 PM »

Just finished the first grass cut of the year

chronovore · « **Reply #981 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:33:24 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Nobody on April 12, 2015, 04:57:15 PM

Just finished the first grass cut of the year

My neighbor's lawn looks like the set of Tropic Thunder right now. I'm going to grab his mower and go full distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in a month.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #982 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:32:27 AM »

Have had sex (not by myself) for like 6 days in a row

HiResDes · « **Reply #983 on:** April 13, 2015, 08:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 13, 2015, 08:32:27 AM

Have had sex (not by myself) for like 6 days in a row

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Dude aren't you like married, does that shit even count anymore? I mean while you at home cuffing, I'm over here going deep in the worlwide sugar wall, getting it on with the likes of Belladonna, Jada Stevens, and Gigi Rivera all by my lonesome. Completely autonomous.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #984 on:** April 13, 2015, 09:00:51 AM »

Quote from: HiResDes on April 13, 2015, 08:58:28 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on April 13, 2015, 08:32:27 AM
Have had sex (not by myself) for like 6 days in a row

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Dude aren't you like married, does that shit even count anymore? I mean while you at home cuffing, I'm over here going deep in the worlwide sugar wall, getting it on with the likes of Belladonna, Jada Stevens, and Gigi Rivera all by my lonesome. Completely autonomous.

Counts 5% extra for every year you're married dude.

sarslip · « **Reply #985 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:38:13 AM »

close approximation of my weekend

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #986 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:39:29 AM »

You were rocking a combover?

sarslip · « **Reply #987 on:** April 13, 2015, 10:41:39 AM »

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #988 on:** April 13, 2015, 01:59:55 PM »

weekend with girlfran

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #989 on:** April 14, 2015, 12:51:54 AM »

re-uploading your resume to monster and getting flooded with recruiters wanting a piece of yo dick

Kara · « **Reply #990 on:** April 14, 2015, 08:11:49 PM »

Poster I ordered from France finally arrived and it's snappier than I thought it would be.

Tasty · « **Reply #991 on:** April 14, 2015, 11:23:09 PM »

Got juuuuuuust drunk enough for everything to be fun without getting out of control (fine line for me), and the weather is finally (barely) decent enough to not wear a jacket so I walked home feeling like I just love life.

Time is passing by, I still want you.

Love ya, Bore.

Tasty · « **Reply #992 on:** April 14, 2015, 11:24:58 PM »

Oh and the shoulder mount, stabilizer, XLR cable, and SD case I ordered came in today as I gear up for my next video thing in May.

Still need to write it but it's definitely gotten concrete enough in the last week for me to move forward with it.

Fucking taxes are sucking out my money though.

Gotta talk to the finance guy about work not taking out enough.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #993 on:** April 15, 2015, 06:54:53 AM »

Does this mean Im not going to LA

Mupepe · « **Reply #994 on:** April 15, 2015, 09:16:08 AM »

Did my taxes for 2014 yesterday. I wasn't in a rush because I knew I wasn't going to pay but I also knew that I wouldn't be getting much back. My wife and I didn't have health insurance until September so I expected a pretty hefty penalty. Thanks to the contracting company I used to work for having outrageous insurance cost and it not being offered at all in my wife's job I qualified for the "It was too expensive" waiver.

Getting back a sweet ass check. ROCK BEATS SCISSORS, OBAMA!

Nibel · « **Reply #995 on:** April 15, 2015, 11:36:40 AM »

Applied for new courses at design school and turns out most of the girls in my courses are

It's true, if there are attractive chicks in your class you get way more motivated to go to class and be good, lol

A small app I'm working on is getting better and better, hope to be able to release it soon and get blessed with some nickles cause your work ain't worth shit these days

Also, I'm a Kurd and today it's Kurdish Easter, so happy Kurdish Easter to all you fuckerzzzzzzz

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #996 on:** April 15, 2015, 12:22:46 PM »

I've been working from home a lot lately and I say "I gotta go call into a meeting"

My 9 year old said, "Is it your meeting?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well if it's your meeting then you'll be done in about 10 -15 minutes. If it's not your meeting you'll be gone at least an hour."

Run meetings so efficiently a 9 year old can tell the difference between your meetings and others

Attend so many inefficient meetings that a 9 year old can tell

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #997 on:** April 15, 2015, 05:32:00 PM »

My baby shift is til 0300

Fed the baby at 2300

I know she'll sleep past 0300

I can feel that 6/7 hours sleep brehs

brawndolicious · « **Reply #998 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:14:16 PM »

Remember you have to change her right before she (and you) fall asleep.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #999 on:** April 15, 2015, 08:41:59 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on April 15, 2015, 12:22:46 PM

I've been working from home a lot lately and I say "I gotta go call into a meeting"

My 9 year old said, "Is it your meeting?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well if it's your meeting then you'll be done in about 10 -15 minutes. If it's not your meeting you'll be gone at least an hour."

Run meetings so efficiently a 9 year old can tell the difference between your meetings and others

Attend so many inefficient meetings that a 9 year old can tell

Just wait until your 9yo fires you for being too efficient.

Nibel · « **Reply #1000 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:14:57 AM »

Eating baklava, life can be good at times brehs

Rufus · « **Reply #1001 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:27:51 AM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1002 on:** April 16, 2015, 11:29:49 AM »

Company stock is gonna split 2 for 1

Kara · « **Reply #1003 on:** April 16, 2015, 08:44:47 PM »

Said, "Maybe if you shout his name one more fucking time he'll respond," to an insufferable cac shouting "Tanner" across a parking lot repeatedly instead of walking over and getting Tanner's attention. I've finally regressed back to my early #dgaf 20s.

Wonder how long until I get punched in the face again, the dive crowd can be a little more formidable than college town fratboy

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chronovore · « **Reply #1004 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:41:15 PM »

Living in a ~~city~~ country where no-one shouts across vast distances just to get someone's attention.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #1005 on:** April 16, 2015, 09:47:39 PM »

Done with my spring semester of classes. Just one more semester left.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1006 on:** April 17, 2015, 12:49:35 AM »

watching my brothers argue about economics on facebook for days

not getting involved

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1007 on:** April 17, 2015, 01:14:02 AM »

just discovered my neighborhood's message board and sure enough it's filled to the brim with white concern trolling and palm sweating. I don't think I'm gonna last a week before I get banned to hell and back

Kara · « **Reply #1008 on:** April 17, 2015, 01:16:25 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 16, 2015, 09:41:15 PM

Living in a ~~city~~ country where no-one shouts across vast distances just to get someone's attention.

Ironically when I got back to the office a mountain bike dudebro said to another mountain bike dudebro, "Dude, why are you fucking yelling?" when one yelled to the other across the street instead of AN ENTIRE PARKING LOT.

When MTB dudebros got it more together than you do, you really

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1009 on:** April 17, 2015, 02:45:53 PM »

cleaned house and eating better, and working out for reals again. Does wonders for depression.

Yulwei · « **Reply #1010 on:** April 17, 2015, 06:29:53 PM »

Fixed my bike and went out earlier today. Still a little chilly but it was great

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1011 on:** April 17, 2015, 06:40:29 PM »

congrats dude

Kara · « **Reply #1012 on:** April 17, 2015, 10:55:54 PM »

Quote from: Yulwei on April 17, 2015, 06:29:53 PM

Fixed my bike and went out earlier today. Still a little chilly but it was great

Mello vélo.

Tasty · « **Reply #1013 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:46:05 AM »

Felt a presence behind me disembarking from the T to walk home after a good couple rounds of drinks with a good friend I haven't seen in a few weeks. Turns out it was an uber-drunk chick carrying her heels.

Sat down on the sidewalk and helped her put them on, then helped her stumbling-ass, gropey self to her friends' who coincidentally lives two floors above me. She admitted she was 20 and used a fake ID to drink for the night before her friends ditched her for being too drunk.

She's super lucky I'm gay, cause I could have easily (easily) hit that.

Tasty · « **Reply #1014 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:50:02 AM »

Fuck I wish it was a cute boy, I could be halfway to pound town right now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1015 on:** April 18, 2015, 12:55:03 AM »

You know mac's gonna come in here now with some story about how he helped three drunk women home and they all were 19 years old nymphomaniacs and he had to politely decline sex with all of them and several of their friends.

Tasty · « **Reply #1016 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:00:00 AM »

i literally feel like this wouldn;t have hppened if I was straight. Like the universe just wouldn't have allowed it.

I was looking at her like

and she was definitely hittable. If she had said she could stay at my place instead of her friends it's possible something might have happened.

Buzzed Andrex is easy-Andrex.

Tasty · « **Reply #1017 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:07:17 AM »

Never been with a chick but I probably could have figured the mechanics out......

Beezy · « **Reply #1018 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:25:36 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on April 18, 2015, 01:07:17 AM

Never been with a chick but I probably could have figured the mechanics out......

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1019 on:** April 18, 2015, 01:28:39 AM »

breh she ID'd your homosensuality from a block away and recognized you as a safe wardrobe assistant, tracked you down, got what she needed, and went home.

and i don't really get attention from young chix, just cougs and milfs

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 797945 times)