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Title: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 07, 2017, 08:10:14 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/443740728808992768/Ydxzk0X5.jpeg)

Or

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_fObSStlFSGg/SwRxoREL16I/AAAAAAAAD8k/oVO1UG0ipfk/s1600/jerry.jpg)

Orrrrr

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJgux-H7UdI/Rx-0TG5sWjI/AAAAAAAAABU/dINn6JEb99Q/s320/daniel-snyder.png)

Serious minds want to know.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2017, 12:21:26 AM
 :salute
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2017, 12:23:52 AM
Gotta be Goodell.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: bluemax on September 08, 2017, 03:01:42 AM
Tom Brady is the God King of punchable faces.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 08, 2017, 10:54:45 AM
Whoever wrote this letter to Goodell:
http://deadspin.com/las-vegas-police-union-releases-insane-flag-humping-sta-1802031032
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on September 08, 2017, 10:58:20 AM
Everyone at ESPN
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 08, 2017, 11:04:51 AM
Also, lol @ the Patriots going 19-0 this year. WELP.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 08, 2017, 03:35:33 PM
http://www.clickhole.com/article/gates-gillette-stadium-were-suddenly-sealed-roger--6632
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Let's Cyber on September 08, 2017, 07:45:18 PM
Snyder deserves to DIAF
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 08, 2017, 08:36:03 PM
aia has the most punchable face tbh
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on September 10, 2017, 01:19:15 AM
aia has the most punchable face tbh

Get a ladder, short stuff.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 10, 2017, 05:47:44 AM
Can I go with Kid Rock? He's not in the NFL but has made the stupidest Colin related comments possible.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2017, 04:07:41 PM
aia has the most punchable face tbh

Get a ladder, short stuff.
:bobby
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 10, 2017, 04:13:28 PM
Kizer looked pretty good today
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on September 10, 2017, 04:33:34 PM
Carr, Beast Mode, and Giorgio Tavecchio. :lawd Just win baby! :playa
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2017, 04:53:40 PM
tavecchio that magnificent golden god :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 10, 2017, 06:00:39 PM
Good Lions win. Started shaky as fuck but a nice rebound into a pretty commanding win. D-line looked a lot better than expected and kept us in the game early, while the offense shat the bed. Stafford was very impressive once he got settled in.

We got a baller, fellas
https://twitter.com/inthestandspc/status/906972750279036932
:rejoice

Golladay was tearing it up all through training camp and practice, but I figured he'd come down to earth. Rookie, late round pick, etc. Nah, breh straight up balling today. 2 TDs whew.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on September 10, 2017, 07:26:46 PM
Jags won? lolwut
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 10, 2017, 11:54:47 PM
Good Lions win. Started shaky as fuck but a nice rebound into a pretty commanding win. D-line looked a lot better than expected and kept us in the game early, while the offense shat the bed. Stafford was very impressive once he got settled in.

We got a baller, fellas
https://twitter.com/inthestandspc/status/906972750279036932
:rejoice

Golladay was tearing it up all through training camp and practice, but I figured he'd come down to earth. Rookie, late round pick, etc. Nah, breh straight up balling today. 2 TDs whew.
That was a decent catch, but did you see my boy georgio split dem uprights like a true italian stud? he was unstoppable, like former neogaf moderator and pedophile amirox's appetite for ripping off neogaf posters and consuming frozen dinners.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2017, 03:50:50 PM
btw filler, Beast Mode looks like he hasn't lost a step
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 17, 2017, 09:00:18 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/T9mNdyq.gif)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on September 17, 2017, 09:09:33 PM
just DOMINATE baby
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: E-DuB on September 17, 2017, 11:14:55 PM
Gotta be Goodell.

Brady's second only to that knob.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: thisismyusername on September 17, 2017, 11:52:07 PM
Didn't you play in the NFL, Am_I_Anonymous? So my answer would be yo--

aia has the most punchable face tbh

--Damn it, filler. :-*
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2017, 03:52:27 PM
Seattle
 :holeup

That o-line still bad after all these year smh. Yea they won...but they barely beat a bad Niners team.

Dallas
:neogaf

fuckouttahere frauds

Lions tonight...let's see how it goes. Giants offense looks weak, and I'm not sure OBJ will make it that much better since they can't run the ball. We'll see....
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 19, 2017, 09:59:45 AM
Seattle D is the only thing worth owning in fantasy.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 19, 2017, 10:01:44 AM
My prediction: Falcons gonna lose to the Raiders in the SB.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 20, 2017, 10:24:26 PM
2-0. I thought we'd be 0-2 lol.

Gotta give a lot of credit to the new GM, who has really transformed this team. Two drafts, both impressive. Just from this year's draft alone we've had:

1st round pick has a fumble recovery and sack
3rd round pick has two touchdowns
5th round pick has a punt return TD

We actually have some depth now. I came into the season expecting the d-line to be a problem, but so far it's doing very well. Still, I'd expect a heavy emphasis on it in the next draft, specifically edge rushers.

I thought we'd win 6-8 games this year at best. Now...we'll see. I want to see how we look on Sunday against Atlanta.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 21, 2017, 12:03:33 AM
The league is mostly shit right now and we're reaping all the benefits
(https://i.imgur.com/vLDOQWc.gif)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 21, 2017, 02:46:12 PM
(https://i.redd.it/q3sqegfk8vmz.jpg)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zepblackstar on September 24, 2017, 11:35:55 AM
Khan is loving how Blake Bortles is showing London their future star QB in a couple of years :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on September 24, 2017, 02:18:16 PM
the day of the taint
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on September 24, 2017, 04:15:58 PM
the steelers have looked awful
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2017, 04:54:18 PM
https://twitter.com/KINGoftheKC/status/912051233199935489
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 24, 2017, 06:36:29 PM
Lions got fucked by a bullshit call/rule but hey, we looked solid against a Super Bowl contending team (that blew out the Packers).

That being said...our playcalling is suspect. Lots of bad calls, especially bad run plays. The defense is generating an insane amount of turnovers, yet the offense constantly fails to put points on the scoreboard.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2017, 10:17:07 PM
 :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on September 24, 2017, 10:40:30 PM
Skins making Carr look like a dumb biaaaaaatch
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2017, 11:24:50 PM
entire team looking like a dumb biaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatch
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 24, 2017, 11:27:57 PM
 :trumps :trumps :trumps :trumps :trumps :trumps
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on September 25, 2017, 12:34:31 AM
 :fbm at least it wasn't a shutout :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 25, 2017, 09:23:18 AM
Haha went into SNF up 100-75 in my fantasy league. Opponent had Carr and Cooper so I thought I was fucked. Nope.

:rejoice
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I sat OBJ btw, so if I had lost I would be pissed right now
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Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 25, 2017, 11:00:03 AM
Carr and Lynch only got me 9 combined points. :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on September 25, 2017, 09:14:34 PM
https://twitter.com/jga41agher/status/912478133374173184
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 25, 2017, 10:24:16 PM
Bubububu Jerry Jones said he'd fire anyone that took a knee according to an unsourced facebook post on my uncle's timeline.  :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zepblackstar on September 25, 2017, 10:36:12 PM
He took a knee before the anthem and stood up during it.

and thats why he makes those dollars.

:rollsafe
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on October 02, 2017, 11:58:29 AM
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/914639266558480385

thank god, my heart stopped when I saw Carr leaving the field after that hit
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on October 02, 2017, 06:15:29 PM
He'll be out at least a week probably more

Edit: yup -- they're reporting minor spine fracture now
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on October 02, 2017, 07:14:40 PM
 :fbm at least it's not for the season, that was my huge fear. of course they are saying now up to 6 weeks so that's still rough. glad he's not super hurt though.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2017, 07:25:18 PM
3-1 baby  :doge

Defense is legit. This offense just needs to get started and maybe we can do something special. Couple more weeks until our starting LT returns from PUP/injury list, thank god.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on October 02, 2017, 09:00:56 PM
Carolina gets Detroit next week. Should be a good test for both teams

spoiler (click to show/hide)
fully expecting lions to manhandle them
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Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 08, 2017, 10:42:50 PM
after the game

https://twitter.com/bigheadchris6/status/917207419691790336

 :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 09, 2017, 10:33:06 AM
Lions offense is not working. O-line is terrible thanks to our LT being injured. And despite that, we keep calling downfield pass plays. Stafford has no time to complete those throws. Stop it...

Basically if the defense can't win the game we're fucked. But what's even funnier.....Eric Ebron dropped a TD on the first drive of the game. We ended up losing by 4 points. If he had caught that, the game would likely be tied in the 4th quarter.
:snoop

Can't wait until he's cut next year. I'm tired of the childish behavior, drops, and bullshit. We could have drafted Aaron fucking Donald, or OBJ. Instead we took a TE in the lottery. WHY.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 09, 2017, 11:37:58 AM
Ben should have retired
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 19, 2017, 10:27:30 PM
most hype thursday night game I've seen, RAIDAHS
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on October 19, 2017, 10:32:18 PM
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on October 19, 2017, 11:45:49 PM
DAT CATCH HOLY SHIT
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on October 19, 2017, 11:54:29 PM
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME

:playa :playa :playa JUST WIN BABY :playa :playa :playa
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2017, 12:19:49 AM
Lynch came back to watch the game  :lol
(https://i.imgur.com/FjYfTOz.jpg)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2017, 12:56:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/xwLabtw.jpg)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2017, 01:59:19 AM
https://twitter.com/VicTafur/status/921253915101818880

https://twitter.com/chandaye/status/921245627786203136
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 20, 2017, 02:58:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdN3guTeJZU
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 20, 2017, 12:01:58 PM
39.35 point from Carr. :obama

0.90 from Lynch  :beli
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 22, 2017, 01:46:23 PM
Brees with two INTs already. Beat the Packers god dammit, help us win the north
:pacspit

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: T234 on October 22, 2017, 02:49:48 PM
Packers oughta be tanking for draft picks.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on October 22, 2017, 06:20:15 PM
meanwhile, in cleveland
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on October 22, 2017, 07:17:47 PM
Dolphins :rejoice

Matt Moore :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 22, 2017, 08:08:56 PM
Yet again another game where the Hawks offense takes forever to get going.

Also, we could have two teams finish the season 0-16. Crazy.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 22, 2017, 09:00:10 PM
Cowboys: After that win over the best 0-6 team ever, are they a great 3-3 team or The Greatest 3-3 team?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: bluemax on October 22, 2017, 09:37:04 PM
First couple of drives and the Pats got a mysterious roughing the passer on a Brady INT and a no call on an obvious PI vs Julio Jones. No point in watching this game, Goodell made the call.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on October 22, 2017, 11:18:49 PM
First couple of drives and the Pats got a mysterious roughing the passer on a Brady INT and a no call on an obvious PI vs Julio Jones. No point in watching this game, Goodell made the call.
:beli

this lead aint being squandered
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on October 23, 2017, 12:31:42 AM
Cautiously optimistic on them Saints.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2017, 02:09:21 AM
https://twitter.com/FantasyFlurry/status/922217287993700352
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2017, 02:44:16 AM
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/922301172437753856


Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 23, 2017, 02:57:38 AM
Can't believe the donks got blanked by the dolts today   :lol. After kc taking a 2 game skid, my raidahs are still very much in this!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 24, 2017, 11:49:13 PM
https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/922975138814947329

https://twitter.com/TeamJuJu/status/923009470296334336
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 26, 2017, 01:30:27 PM
 :lol

https://twitter.com/mattschneidman/status/923589132047196160
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on October 26, 2017, 07:25:27 PM
Football doesn't make sense this year
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 26, 2017, 10:36:39 PM
Flacco got annihilated in this snoozefest game.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2017, 10:46:32 PM
should be a multiple game suspension. disgusting
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/john-harbaugh-goes-after-kiko-alonso-after-hit-that-sen-1819896450?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on October 26, 2017, 11:00:34 PM
Oof
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: thehunter116 on October 26, 2017, 11:38:14 PM
Dolphins



 :neogaf
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 27, 2017, 03:09:03 AM
 :lol
https://twitter.com/RaidersAnalysis/status/923625155607146496
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on October 29, 2017, 10:05:43 PM
ay PD your Lions looking good tonight
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 30, 2017, 03:21:49 PM
ay PD your Lions looking good tonight
:dead

2 yard line in the endzone and can't punch it in. QB sneak? Guess that's not in the playbook. Terrible playcalling all night. Only positive is that our injured o-line looked decent for much of the game. And I loved the various night time shots of downtown Detroit; I really enjoy seeing the city get a nice spotlight during primetime games.

We need a new offense coordinator, period. Thankfully the rest of the schedule is trash but this offense isn't consistent enough to overlook anyone. Except the Browns I guess.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on October 30, 2017, 04:29:33 PM
coaching staff is trash, repeal and replace del rio regime.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 30, 2017, 09:42:22 PM
49ers trade their 2nd round pic to NE for Jimmy G. :hyper
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 02, 2017, 09:28:55 PM
https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/926255646454026240
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2017, 06:06:24 PM
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/927307678661074944
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 05, 2017, 06:36:22 PM
Looking like a regular Hawks game today.  :-\
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2017, 06:57:35 PM
This dallas/kc game  :jawalrus
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Barraco Barner on November 05, 2017, 07:49:36 PM
Go saints
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2017, 08:43:14 PM
about to make the young dolphs look like world beaters.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 05, 2017, 11:06:46 PM
struggle against the dolphs, brehs  :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on November 06, 2017, 12:23:33 AM
 :snoop but a win is a win
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 06, 2017, 01:54:39 AM
wins are hurting the team at this point. working our way towards a worse draft pick and prolonging the job security of del rio and his garbage coordinators.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 06, 2017, 04:39:08 AM
even when we win we lose
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on November 06, 2017, 09:57:07 AM
 :goty2
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 06, 2017, 12:35:42 PM
https://twitter.com/AustinKarp/status/927579678923247618

 :larry
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 06, 2017, 02:15:20 PM
Papa John was right, fire Goodell.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 06, 2017, 02:26:05 PM
NFL is going to hire Vince Russo and make David Arquette the QB of the Cowboys.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on November 06, 2017, 03:19:24 PM
Who the fuck wants to watch the dolphins?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on November 07, 2017, 12:39:31 AM
No one

Everyone hopping on that jagwagon  :pimp
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2017, 01:06:02 AM
Stafford lit that ass up tonight
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 07, 2017, 12:38:35 PM
Offense looks good against a defense with zero pass rush, who knew. But if that's the only time we look decent......

Good win, did what we needed to do. GB is finished without Rodgers, Chicago has a rookie QB who isn't good. Then there's Minny. We've beaten them once, and by the time we play again on Thanksgiving (at home) our o-line should be healthy. Let's see how it goes.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 07, 2017, 06:19:49 PM
https://twitter.com/JS_Football/status/927916217897189376
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on November 08, 2017, 12:09:47 AM
Lol at the Jameis Winston motivational speech making its rounds

Dudes the dumbest person in football
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Post by: Huff on November 08, 2017, 12:11:39 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MaQvViWmBb0
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 08, 2017, 01:18:43 AM
 :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: bluemax on November 08, 2017, 02:36:13 AM
Stafford lit that ass up tonight

Stafford went something like 7 quarters with only 1 TD pass before the GB game. Dude is the biggest fraud.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2017, 05:21:26 PM
why do I keep watching this garbage team. offense getting shutdown by garbage defenses on a regular. defense makes every qb look like tom brady, including tom brady. the pats could win this game easy with the backup if they wanted to
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 19, 2017, 05:34:25 PM
seth roberts is garbage. pats have not been able to stop the run this entire drive, why the fuck do you pass now?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2017, 04:32:19 PM
https://twitter.com/BaldyNFL/status/933080753998581761
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2017, 04:37:03 PM
aia is such a joto for this thread title
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on November 21, 2017, 05:37:15 PM
knj fired, pagano promoted to DC. whoopty fuckin doo, only 2 seasons too late
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on November 21, 2017, 05:38:06 PM
fuckin finally jesus christ
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 22, 2017, 06:14:16 AM
Lions playoffs hopes boil down to Thanksgiving. If we beat the Vikings that gives us the sweep for the season, and all we'd have to do is finish with the same or better record to win the division. If we lose we're probably fucked. Vikings aren't gonna implode, and the wildcard is probably out of our grasp.

And to be honest I'm not sure I even want a wildcard spot again. Rodgers is out for the year, the Bears have a rookie QB, Vikings have Case fucking Keenum (who is playing great but still...). No fucking excuses. If we can't win the division this year then it's a failure. Reminds me of 2013 when Rodgers and Cutler went down. We were 6-3 and still couldn't win the division. Fuck that man...
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on November 24, 2017, 01:33:51 AM
PD I was cheering hard for your Lions today and they had every chance to win but just couldn't get it done
Was painful breh

Really unfortunate that their horrible 1st quarter ended up being too much to overcome.
There's still hope though
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on November 28, 2017, 03:44:49 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/935606845535932426

:ohhh :heh :sabu
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Post by: nachobro on November 28, 2017, 03:48:53 PM
Quote
Coach Ben McAdoo announced today that Geno Smith will start in place of Eli Manning when the Giants face the Raiders in Oakland on Sunday. Rookie Davis Webb will also play, if not this week, then sometime before the end of the season.

“Geno will start this week,” McAdoo said. “Over the last five games, we will take a look at Geno, and we will also give Davis an opportunity.”

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“This is not a statement about anything other than we are 2-9, and we have to do what is best for the organization moving forward, and that means evaluating every position,” general manager Jerry Reese said. “I told Eli this morning that an organization could not ask for any more in a franchise quarterback. He has been that and more. Nobody knows what the future holds, but right now, this is what we think is best for the franchise.”

So are they just gonna tank the season? Gonna be smooth sailing for the Raiders on Sunday :playa
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 28, 2017, 04:01:15 PM
The Era of Manning Face is finally over.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 01, 2017, 02:18:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Elias_Trejo/status/936440431625125888
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 03, 2017, 07:32:43 PM
woooooooooooooooooo
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 04, 2017, 12:38:11 PM
What a great Sunday night game. Go Hawks.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2017, 12:51:58 PM
Kiss the playoffs goodbye. I'll give Jim Caldwell credit: he turned a terrible team into a mediocre team. That's an accomplishment. But this team will not take the step from mediocre to good or great with him as coach. It's time to allow our new GM to hire his own coach.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on December 04, 2017, 02:38:41 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/937742991967563777

And he's back. :sabu Thanks for the free win, jerks
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on December 04, 2017, 07:34:00 PM
Kiss the playoffs goodbye. I'll give Jim Caldwell credit: he turned a terrible team into a mediocre team. That's an accomplishment. But this team will not take the step from mediocre to good or great with him as coach. It's time to allow our new GM to hire his own coach.
yeah he's getting a ton of flak right now...much of it probably justified
spoiler (click to show/hide)
i had the Lions defense...RIP
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Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 04, 2017, 11:13:36 PM
jesus fuck I hope Shazier is ok.
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Post by: zomgee on December 04, 2017, 11:18:00 PM
jesus fuck I hope Shazier is ok.

God no updates yet?
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Post by: bluemax on December 05, 2017, 02:19:47 AM
jesus fuck I hope Shazier is ok.

God no updates yet?

Not until tomorrow.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on December 07, 2017, 11:42:23 PM
Thursday night games  :-\
ATL refs  :-\
Brees   :-\

Hopefully none of the injuries are serious.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on December 10, 2017, 07:24:03 PM
Wentz left knee hurt. Out for the rest of the game.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on December 10, 2017, 08:36:15 PM
sources saying ACL
season over
wow
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on December 10, 2017, 09:04:16 PM
Butt hurt Seattle players go fuck offf

And stay out of our stands

#jagwagon
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 10, 2017, 09:43:50 PM
fire del rio
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on December 11, 2017, 09:41:51 AM
Dreamy Jimmy Garoppolo is 2-0. :noah
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2017, 10:25:25 AM
Bucs commit 5 turnovers and yet we only won by 3 points. Lions aren't good brehs. Could sneak into the playoffs if everything goes right (specifically if Atlanta and Seattle start losing games) but what's the point. We'd likely play the Rams and get blown out lol.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on December 11, 2017, 02:41:48 PM
Bucs commit 5 turnovers and yet we only won by 3 points. Lions aren't good brehs. Could sneak into the playoffs if everything goes right (specifically if Atlanta and Seattle start losing games) but what's the point. We'd likely play the Rams and get blown out lol.
yeahhhh everyone was predicting a blowout for the lions and unfortunately it was way closer than it should've been
i think they can squeak in as well but not sure if they can go far (I definitely wouldn't pick them over the Rams)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 11, 2017, 03:32:14 PM
I'm waiting for the eventuality that the Steelers get the #2 seed after losing to the Patriots next week, then losing to the Jaguars or Ravens during the second round of the playoffs.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 11, 2017, 03:44:48 PM
You don't think you guys can beat the Ravens or Jags? Ravens for sure. Jags are dangerous as fuck but I just don't believe their offense can outscore a team like the Steelers. Yea the Jags defense will shut down Big Ben/Bell overall but they should at least be able to put up...17 points? Can Blake Bortles put that up on the road against the Steelers? ehhh
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 11, 2017, 03:52:29 PM
Every quality QB that goes down brings us one step closer to the Bortles v Keenum Super Bowl we deserve.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 11, 2017, 04:10:13 PM
https://www.theplayerstribune.com/bruce-irvin-nfl-raiders-the-things-ive-done/  :tocry
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on December 11, 2017, 07:14:08 PM
You don't think you guys can beat the Ravens or Jags? Ravens for sure. Jags are dangerous as fuck but I just don't believe their offense can outscore a team like the Steelers. Yea the Jags defense will shut down Big Ben/Bell overall but they should at least be able to put up...17 points? Can Blake Bortles put that up on the road against the Steelers? ehhh

what team already beat the steelers this year hmmmm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on December 12, 2017, 12:04:15 AM
Dolphins :rejoice

Cutler beating Brady :rejoice :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2017, 11:09:18 AM
GOATler :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 12, 2017, 04:57:22 PM
i have hope
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on December 12, 2017, 07:02:13 PM
entertaining game
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on December 17, 2017, 07:50:31 PM
NFL catch rules are trash and make no sense.

Pretty Jimmy G got that magic juice.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 17, 2017, 10:03:30 PM
 :trash



what's going on with the panthers owner, he's being forced to sell the team?  :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on December 17, 2017, 11:32:10 PM
Jesus Christ that Steelers game against the Pats.

And lol Seachickens
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Post by: team filler on December 17, 2017, 11:53:29 PM
 :lol
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Post by: bluemax on December 18, 2017, 01:40:48 AM
:trash



what's going on with the panthers owner, he's being forced to sell the team?  :doge

Sexual assault/harassment stuff.

Seahawks game was a dumpster fire. The offense shit itself too many times in the first quarter and the defense is just too broken to do anything.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on December 18, 2017, 02:46:06 AM
brehs
todd gurley
40+ fantasy points
 :lawd
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 18, 2017, 11:04:29 AM
pls kill me
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 18, 2017, 11:41:44 AM
Dat paper
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 18, 2017, 06:56:05 PM
Seahawks game was a dumpster fire. The offense shit itself too many times in the first quarter and the defense is just too broken to do anything.

I was driving back from Canada and listened to the game off and on during the drive. Mostly off.

Doubt we make the playoffs.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on December 22, 2017, 09:52:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQiagk01c7M

There's various vids of him being mic'd up on the final drive, but this vid shows him reading the defense and translating it to his crew.

I think the Jags are going to rough Jimmy up. The Niners O-Line is suspect as hell outside of Kilgore and Staley. They should spend a draft pick on their O-Line, but I really like Fitzpatrick and Bryce Love for the Niners in the draft.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on December 25, 2017, 11:53:26 PM
Derek Carr earns $25 million a year.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on December 26, 2017, 12:12:11 AM
Todd Downing should never coach anything ever again.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: bluemax on December 26, 2017, 01:10:12 AM
Derek Carr earns $25 million a year.

There's a dude on twitter name Ben Baldwin who always posts statistical comparisons for Derek Carr, they're never pretty. He's basically Blake Bortles/Blaine Gabbert tier.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2018, 03:11:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoUFcN1Abo

(https://i.imgur.com/fMv7dn2.jpg)

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 01, 2018, 03:06:27 PM
https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/947559586826944512
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Post by: Syph on January 01, 2018, 10:34:01 PM
crazy Rose Bowl
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 02, 2018, 09:42:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQiagk01c7M

There's various vids of him being mic'd up on the final drive, but this vid shows him reading the defense and translating it to his crew.

I think the Jags are going to rough Jimmy up. The Niners O-Line is suspect as hell outside of Kilgore and Staley. They should spend a draft pick on their O-Line, but I really like Fitzpatrick and Bryce Love for the Niners in the draft.

Jimmy Geezus will never lose a game. :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 02, 2018, 04:38:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCyfiL1FTs
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 03, 2018, 07:51:28 PM
https://youtu.be/tUhQ6XIzqSw

 :cac
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 03, 2018, 07:53:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCyfiL1FTs

Let me break down that Gruden legacy moving forward son...

Early playoff exits
He's at HBO by 2021

Probably the most overrated coach of all time....him or Marty.

High fives and oh hey you that QB dude only work until he can't figure out how slant 7 defenses with 230+ pound 4.6 brothers who shit on his slant motherfuckers to death type madden offense.

They should have waited.
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Post by: team filler on January 03, 2018, 10:50:24 PM
 :nothot
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Post by: etiolate on January 04, 2018, 12:44:44 PM
:nothot

Is this who they're pretending to interview before hiring Gruden?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 04, 2018, 01:44:57 PM
I always wondered what Rooney Rule looked like. Any relation to Ja?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2018, 02:26:56 PM
10 years

100 mill
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2018, 03:15:47 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on January 05, 2018, 03:38:25 PM
So in other news Bill is still a dickhead and tom brady is now a motivational speaker for rubber bands or something.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 05, 2018, 04:37:19 PM
https://twitter.com/Carlstubbsjr/status/949394104512782336
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 05, 2018, 06:04:06 PM
Your Raiders Future

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Chucky_%28Child%27s_Play%29.jpg) (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZL6NdYIeRwo/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: team filler on January 06, 2018, 05:51:48 PM
That was a fumble. nfl is some wwe shit
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 06, 2018, 06:41:35 PM
The officiating in this game is laughable.

Smith and Mariota are both QBs not great enough to succeed anywhere, but they are both good QBs when they have good coaches. Every good drive by Mariota, it's him going 2 minute drill and calling his own plays. Then I watch the Titans slog around for a half with conservative play calls.

So what I'm saying is Mularkey is getting fired.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2018, 07:26:52 PM
triplette loves making the game about himself.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 06, 2018, 07:30:45 PM
that was not a hold. hate the queefs but this is bullshit
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 06, 2018, 07:51:06 PM
Hunt 11 carries total when you had a 3 score lead

classic Reid
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 06, 2018, 08:02:23 PM
They gotta fire everyone. How do you fuck that up. Granted the refs gave the Titans 3 points but still
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Post by: zomgee on January 06, 2018, 11:33:20 PM
shit
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 07, 2018, 12:23:07 AM
Well this is surprising.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2018, 12:45:04 AM
silence of da lambs. so glad they got beat. I will hate them forever for getting a stadium in LA over the raidahs. vegas is going to be a shit show.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2018, 02:04:50 PM
 :smug

https://twitter.com/sn_nfl/status/950071558579433474
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Post by: team filler on January 07, 2018, 03:08:58 PM
triplette retiring  :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2018, 03:19:19 PM
https://twitter.com/jeffphowe/status/950098084993880070
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 07, 2018, 04:07:44 PM
Tyrod Taylor is awful
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 07, 2018, 04:39:34 PM
And yet their backup is even worse.

That's some great GM work for the Bills
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on January 07, 2018, 04:41:56 PM
Bortles has to be the worst QB to win a playoff game. He was missing wide open dudes all day long.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 07, 2018, 04:58:42 PM
https://twitter.com/PFF_NateJahnke/status/950115814702813184
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 07, 2018, 05:13:17 PM
The best thing about this is all the Good Place memes. Apparently the actor for Jason went to the game.
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Post by: bluemax on January 08, 2018, 04:10:46 AM
Since 1996 the Jags have more playoff wins than the Cowboys.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 08, 2018, 04:32:57 AM
Bortles ran for a longer distance than he passed.

This is really strange since OJ was wearing a Bills uni and he had a car.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 08, 2018, 08:24:01 AM
Real quality officiating on Sunday
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2018, 10:13:15 AM
Bortles ran for a longer distance than he passed.

This is really strange since OJ was wearing a Bills uni and he had a car.
I read that Juice wasn't at the game, he has to remain in Nevada due to probation. So he took a pic with some fans at a watch party in Nevada, I guess.

Bortles having 1 playoff win now should kill any serious consideration of "QB wins" as a meaningful stat btw.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 08, 2018, 02:16:52 PM
The best thing about this is all the Good Place memes. Apparently the actor for Jason went to the game.

I'm rooting like crazy for Derek Bortles this coming weekend.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 05:07:10 PM
https://twitter.com/AaronNagler/status/950201563955580928
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 05:09:30 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/950343042548097024
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 08, 2018, 06:35:49 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/950343042548097024

Yeah I think they should only have qbs with playoff experience in the playoffs from now on.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 06:44:51 PM
I think they should only have qbs with undefeated playoff records in the playoffs from now on.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 08, 2018, 07:02:57 PM
I think they should only have qbs with undefeated playoff records in the playoffs from now on.

It's Case Keenum's world
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 07:05:44 PM
https://theathletic.com/205084/2018/01/08/what-to-expect-from-grudens-version-of-the-modern-west-coast-offense/
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 07:07:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV02cGw-PvQ

"There's a beautiful banana" :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 08, 2018, 09:25:52 PM
Filller has seen some good bananas in his day
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 08, 2018, 09:42:29 PM
I've enjoyed my fair share of banana splits  :teehee
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 08, 2018, 10:51:34 PM
Duuuuuuuuuvaaalllllllllllllll

Fuck you brand new
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 14, 2018, 01:11:36 PM
The answer is Tom Brady. Tom Brady has the most punchable face.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 14, 2018, 01:27:58 PM
C'mon Derek Bortles.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2018, 01:32:21 PM
Jesus Christ just give Brady another Fucking ring
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 14, 2018, 02:26:10 PM
It's the Blake Bortles Show
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on January 14, 2018, 02:31:35 PM
of course the falcons choked away the best timeline.  :trash

nervous about game today, but we'll see I guess. gogo AK
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2018, 02:32:30 PM
(https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tv/image/1507/74/1507744198953.gif)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 14, 2018, 05:10:31 PM
The Steelers Jags score doesn't even come close to showing how much Pittsburgh got beat. They looked awful.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on January 14, 2018, 05:54:31 PM
WORST TIMELINE IN PROGRESS

FFFFFFFFF
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 14, 2018, 06:08:16 PM
The Steelers Jags score doesn't even come close to showing how much Pittsburgh got beat. They looked awful.

yep
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 14, 2018, 06:20:09 PM
more like shitsburgh
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2018, 08:12:31 PM
what


What a blown tackle
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 14, 2018, 08:13:16 PM
Wow
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2018, 08:15:19 PM
 :lol

They were desperately looking for a reason to not give vikes the TD and win. I think the nfl wanted a brady vs brees superb owl, not gonna happen now!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on January 14, 2018, 08:16:31 PM
ARGH
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2018, 08:18:30 PM
Stunning. I don't even know what I just saw.

That Saints safety gonna get stomped out in the locker room lmao
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 14, 2018, 08:28:12 PM
:lol

They were desperately looking for a reason to not give vikes the TD and win. I think the nfl wanted a brady vs brees superb owl, not gonna happen now!

Roger God-El on the phone now making sure we don't get Bortles v Keenum SB.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 14, 2018, 08:40:55 PM
That's my dream bowl
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Nola on January 14, 2018, 08:50:38 PM
Stunning. I don't even know what I just saw.

That Saints safety gonna get stomped out in the locker room lmao

The thing is though, he is also a big reason the Saints ever got back into the game with his interception.



Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 14, 2018, 08:52:00 PM
I mean I want a home field super bowl for the fuckery...

But what was that tackle?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Nola on January 14, 2018, 08:53:23 PM
I'm still in shock with what I just witnessed though.
`
I honestly would of just preferred getting blown out. At least that way I can rationalize how the 25~ish players we lost this season, including something like 10 starters, finally took enough of a toll to do us in like they should of weeks ago.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 14, 2018, 09:20:58 PM
Brees was the only one with the hairline to put Brady away.

Now we have to see Thomas Patrick Lucifer Brady Jr. get his sixth ring. The ring which will complete the seal and doom us all.

Being on the side of evil when evil wins :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 14, 2018, 10:12:27 PM
A lot of people lost money on the Steelers, but I imagine the over/under broke way more people than the Jags winning did.

Your Final Four QBs

Bortles
Keenum
Foles
Brady

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 15, 2018, 12:59:09 AM
https://twitter.com/TGGivens/status/952777369353322496
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Let's Cyber on January 15, 2018, 02:15:13 AM
Your Final Four QBs

Bortles
Keenum
Foles
Brady
Brady has the same number of Super Bowl rings as the other three guys on this list have playoff starts, combined.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on January 15, 2018, 03:06:52 AM
just got home after watching the games
wow
all i can say is wow


spoiler (click to show/hide)
oh and suck it steelers, go pats baby  :sabu :sabu :sabu :sabu :umad
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Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 15, 2018, 02:46:04 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=20&v=PWe1KY8HOCg
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 16, 2018, 04:49:29 PM
So much to adsorb in that video. The crowd sounds are great.

It looks like Diggs did a lot more to avoid the Williams tackle by jumping early as well.  Williams went low and at an angle but it looked like Diggs was aware of him.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on January 17, 2018, 01:21:53 PM
Todd Haley gone :rejoice
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on January 17, 2018, 01:24:16 PM
Todd Haley gone :rejoice

Is that it ya think?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 19, 2018, 09:22:18 AM
I completely forgot Coughlin is with the Jags' front office. Wonder how much his involvement will play into Sunday's game. Initially I figured it would be a blowout but to be honest, is Bortles that much worse than Eli? Eli had a 56% completion rate the season he beat the Pats, threw 23 TDs and 20 INTs. Bortles: 60%, 21 TDs 13 INTs.

Of course, Eli balled out in the playoffs the year they won the title whereas Bortles has struggled.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 19, 2018, 09:25:00 AM
It will be interesting to see which blakebort, blakebort shows up.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 21, 2018, 03:00:50 PM
Here we go. Let’s go jags
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 03:05:39 PM
Go Pats! :american
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2018, 03:46:18 PM
 :pitbull
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 21, 2018, 03:57:33 PM
Jags exposing the Pats edge discipline and LB speed.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 21, 2018, 04:23:48 PM
https://twitter.com/notsportscenter/status/955188364331896833
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 04:28:39 PM
https://twitter.com/notsportscenter/status/955188364331896833

:umad
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 06:23:34 PM
:playa
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2018, 06:25:29 PM
https://twitter.com/scottatron17/status/955218115100475392
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 21, 2018, 08:07:04 PM
I kind of love all the random QBs.

We had a half of Bortles superhero and now we're getting Nick "Hidden Cannon Arm" Foles.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: eleuin on January 21, 2018, 08:10:11 PM
Trump's team going to "win" it all again  :donot
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 21, 2018, 09:02:20 PM
Philly would destroy the Pats if they had Wentz. Without him it'll be competitive, dunno who I'll take yet.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 21, 2018, 09:23:02 PM
Were the saints that bad this year, couldn't beat this scrub vikings team?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 09:34:44 PM
Fired-Up Patriots Ready To Give Full 60, Maybe 70% Against Jacksonville (https://sports.theonion.com/fired-up-patriots-ready-to-give-full-60-maybe-70-agai-1822266062)

:crowdlaff
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: eleuin on January 21, 2018, 09:42:46 PM
Once Kraft pays off the refs they'll only have to give 20%

Make America Great Again!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 21, 2018, 09:44:39 PM
The Pats fucked themselves over by trading away Jimmy. I can't even bother to hate them when their clock is ticking away.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 09:45:29 PM
Can't wait for this #Refgate thing to explode and make me laugh heartily every day until the Super Bowl and Brady's sixth ring.

Is it too early for you losers to start saying "ASTERISK!!!!" again? :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 21, 2018, 10:18:10 PM
Go Eagles.

America is with you.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: eleuin on January 21, 2018, 10:42:10 PM
So much winning

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/american-football/2017/02/06/1433494710639538468_trans_NvBQzQNjv4Bq6x4k3Jp7MfYvOszZmHx21Qmn565ayIoszRJs1Rl5rWc.png)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 11:13:47 PM
The best a man can get™. :aah
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on January 21, 2018, 11:17:04 PM
Nick Foles is the hero America needs.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 21, 2018, 11:27:09 PM
Syph needs to post more, I'm tired of everyone here hating the Pats.

I'm also tired of there being only two active posters with Taylor Switch avatars.

Edit- I accidentally typed "Taylor Switch" there but instead of correcting, I'm keeping it.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2018, 12:28:04 AM
Go Eagles.

America is with you.

 :salute
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on January 22, 2018, 12:40:34 AM
Syph needs to post more, I'm tired of everyone here hating the Pats.

I'm also tired of there being only two active posters with Taylor Switch avatars.

Edit- I accidentally typed "Taylor Switch" there but instead of correcting, I'm keeping it.
(https://i.imgur.com/VPIgvhF.gif)

just got home from watching the games
unreal
nice of the patriots to keep the game interesting for the fans ;)

(and you know im a flyers fan haha so this is my dream superbowl)

Brady's hand looked pretty good today I would say
gonna need at least 11 stitches to bring him down
and Belichuk even smiled lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Human Snorenado on January 22, 2018, 01:14:11 AM
What if only the Pats get to win the SB in Trump's America?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 22, 2018, 01:18:07 AM
What if only the Pats get to win the SB in Trump's America?

I might regret voting for Hillary.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 02:55:13 PM
https://twitter.com/Faux_Gruden/status/955175988144504832

https://twitter.com/Faux_Gruden/status/955216049275899904
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 03:10:06 PM
https://twitter.com/ChrisHansenNFL/status/955233999634313216
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 22, 2018, 03:51:31 PM
https://twitter.com/deadspin/status/955455280225153024

Refs gifted Brady a call leading to a touchdown at the end of the 1st half

And then blew a call early that would have let the jags takeaway score a touch down

Maybe not rigged but jags got screwed out of the Super Bowl
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2018, 03:58:31 PM
Quote
Refs gifted Brady a call leading to a touchdown at the end of the 1st half

There were back to back calls that gifted them that field position.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 22, 2018, 04:01:14 PM
The flag for the hit on gronk seemed fine

But the jags only had 5 defensive pass interferences all season. And they just happen to have multiple called this game. Sure
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on January 22, 2018, 04:21:44 PM
https://twitter.com/hardees/status/955228763775696896
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 04:34:41 PM
the refs didn't win the game for the pats, but they do give them an unfair advantage. jags played soft D all 4th quarter and cost them. maybe part of the reason they softened up was to avoid flags...
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on January 22, 2018, 04:58:07 PM
Beautiful Jimmy GQ gave Brady all the info he needed on the jags D :ohyou.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on January 22, 2018, 04:59:22 PM
Brady was throwing for the flag on a lot of those passes. They were not catchable balls.

It's an advantage the Pats had in the game, though there were multiple reasons for the outcome.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on January 22, 2018, 05:12:25 PM
https://youtu.be/6fK9BFuhut8

:dead
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 05:20:16 PM
https://twitter.com/Faux_Gruden/status/952713772455596033

https://twitter.com/Faux_Gruden/status/942930428809351171

https://twitter.com/Faux_Gruden/status/947604553297428481
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on January 22, 2018, 05:21:04 PM
Can't wait for this #Refgate thing to explode and make me laugh heartily every day until the Super Bowl and Brady's sixth ring.

Is it too early for you losers to start saying "ASTERISK!!!!" again? :lol

:win
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 05:26:11 PM
new england refriots

0 penalties on both offense and defense  :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 22, 2018, 05:31:11 PM
the refs didn't win the game for the pats, but they do give them an unfair advantage. jags played soft D all 4th quarter and cost them. maybe part of the reason they softened up was to avoid flags...

Basically. They were playing man in the first half, and it worked great until that last drive where they racked up huge penalties. Then in the second half I noticed them playing lots of zone.

They didn't get as much pressure on Brady as I figured they would. Looking at that Philly defense last night...gotta think they knock Pats o-line around a bit right?


----

Major lesson of the the playoffs? You need a run game and a good defense brehs. Jags got an elite defense and run game...wack QB. Almost got to the Super Bowl. Eagles rolling with Foles due to a great defense and explosive run game. New Orleans, Minnesota, Atlanta...also good defense+run. Meanwhile the Lions have a QB but no run game and a wack d-line (our secondary has some holes but overall is good).

The DE market is pretty ehhh this year free agent wise (Ziggy Ansah is prob the second best end on the market and we could just franchise tag him I guess). I'd prefer to sign a DT via free agency and then draft the best DE available. Go heavy on the d-line in the draft and also get an RB. Bring in a full back and really go ham at fixing our run game. 
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on January 22, 2018, 06:00:19 PM
Brady was throwing for the flag on a lot of those passes. They were not catchable balls.

It's an advantage the Pats had in the game, though there were multiple reasons for the outcome.
lol what
how many times did cooks fuck up? how many times did the ball slide right through a receiver's hands?
brady was throwing great passes that game
if patriots had lost, no one would've said anything about the hand injury, because brady did his job
#doyourjob
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 22, 2018, 06:45:38 PM
https://twitter.com/OfficialNFLShop/status/955554108546605056

https://twitter.com/JOEL9ONE/status/955558701393502208

https://twitter.com/Lanejohnson65/status/955571934737055745

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2018, 11:17:45 AM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-matt-patricias-decision-led-to-giants-discontent/
:umad

It's a new day fellas. Lions nab the best coach available and make a well run/historic franchise catch feelings that they lost out.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 23, 2018, 11:45:02 AM
new england refriots

0 penalties on both offense and defense  :doge

What a disciplined team, Brady is such a great leader.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mandark on January 30, 2018, 11:55:52 PM
Apparently Alex Smith's been traded to DC and will sign an extension around $23m/year, with $71m guaranteed over 4 years.

Huh.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on January 31, 2018, 12:07:17 AM
what a steal  :smug
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on January 31, 2018, 03:44:45 PM
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-matt-patricias-decision-led-to-giants-discontent/
:umad

It's a new day fellas. Lions nab the best coach available and make a well run/historic franchise catch feelings that they lost out.
win win baby
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on January 31, 2018, 03:49:57 PM
Apparently Alex Smith's been traded to DC and will sign an extension around $23m/year, with $71m guaranteed over 4 years.

Huh.

Time to find out who's desperate enough to board the Kirk Cousins MONEY TRAIN, toot toot!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2018, 09:24:37 PM
4th quarter. Brady time
:trumps
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2018, 09:26:27 PM
 :taylor
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2018, 09:38:54 PM
 :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2018, 09:39:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/xX50ouq.png)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2018, 09:42:47 PM
Shitbirds 😂
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2018, 10:09:02 PM
 :gladbron :gladbron :smug
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2018, 10:09:59 PM
the refriots lost another superb owl  :D
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on February 04, 2018, 10:20:43 PM
Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

GG though.

I had a bad feeling about this game for a while. Too much of a good storyline for the Empire to fall to SB first-time winners.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:23:01 PM
**quickly opens Bill Simmons twitter**
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on February 04, 2018, 10:23:16 PM
Nick Foles is the hero America needs.

 :usacry
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 04, 2018, 10:25:01 PM
fuck the pats, always good to see the refs lose a big game like this  :jawalrus
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:29:54 PM
Also, Collingsworth was trash in this game.

Jags should target Foles.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 04, 2018, 10:33:28 PM
lmaooooooooooo
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 04, 2018, 10:35:50 PM
Brady, retire bitch
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:56:41 PM
https://twitter.com/Duracell/status/960352900546547712

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TVC15 on February 04, 2018, 10:58:29 PM
Eagles bringing back the pride to my home state that Amir0x child raped away!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on February 04, 2018, 11:01:44 PM
https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/960348967916752896
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Kara on February 04, 2018, 11:33:03 PM
https://twitter.com/Duracell/status/960352900546547712

:dead
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2018, 12:38:16 AM
Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

This is always the saltiest narrative after a defeat
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Tasty on February 05, 2018, 12:46:25 AM
Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

This is always the saltiest narrative after a defeat

How's this one: I don't even care about football. How bout them Bruins? :smug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:P
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Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on February 05, 2018, 01:00:22 AM
Thats a total cop out, maybe acceptable in the US where there is a few sports.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on February 05, 2018, 01:04:07 AM
amazing game
sucks that the pats defense absolutely shit the bed but it was still an entertaining game to watch
brady GOAT

was watching with eagles fans and even with 10 seconds left and down by 8, everyone held their breath. When Brady broke that tackle it seemed like it was destiny...but alas the hail mary wasn't enough
will be an interesting offseason for both teams

also, QB controversy in philly????? jk lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: eleuin on February 05, 2018, 01:29:06 AM
 :aweshum
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on February 05, 2018, 07:04:38 AM
Both teams pass defense was chicken shit.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: kingv on February 05, 2018, 08:47:11 AM
Nick Foles is the hero America needs.

 :usacry

People forget that Foles has played at an elite level before... albeit only for basically one season... but still in 2013 he had like a top ten NFL passer rating and broke the TD:int ratio record.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 05, 2018, 09:21:36 AM
Also, Collingsworth was trash in this game.

Yea, it was so weird. Usually I look forward to him calling a game.



Eagles were gifted a Super Bowl this year. QB gifted to them by the Browns. RB's gifted to them by Miami and NE.


Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 09:32:26 AM
So an eagles fan ate horse shit off the ground because people cheered him on?

Philly is filled with the most trash people in the U.S.

Real america is damn scary. fuck.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2018, 09:52:47 AM
Also, Collingsworth was trash in this game.

He was trash and the crowning gem of his awfulness was him defending that low Brady goal line pass until the replay ran.

"actually Brady put it RIGHT where his receiver needed it!"
*replay shows how inaccurate the pass was*
"....as in he threw it low to avoid a turnover  :doge "

:dead


Great game though. I thought the Eagles would get more pressure on Brady than they did. It took awhile but the hits added up, and by the end Brady was shook. Lots of missed throws last night.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2018, 10:07:57 AM
I turned over to NFLN after the game just in time to see Mike Irvin bring on an intoxicated Kevin Hart. They gave Hart a mic and he said fuck almost right away. Hart immediately put down the mic and hopped off the stage.  :lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buC_m4GzR1E
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2018, 10:09:34 AM
I'm a Cowboys fan so I'm never going to celebrate an Eagles win, but seeing Eagles fan eat literal shit in celebration does make it almost worth it.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: zomgee on February 05, 2018, 10:33:38 AM
I'm a Cowboys fan so I'm never going to celebrate an Eagles win, but seeing Eagles fan eat literal shit in celebration does make it almost worth it.

Just because someone dropped some cheese curds on the ground doesn't make it horse shit, three second rule anyway.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on February 05, 2018, 10:43:55 AM
i wonder if that guy killed himself this morning.

As for the game it was good for the current standard of play. The NFL is ultimately doomed though, it's just a pitch and catch league. You can see the same style of football watching a flag football game.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 05, 2018, 11:24:43 AM
Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

That's pathetic. The Eagles defense stepped up when needed and sacked Brady's ass and stripped him of the ball. Foles and Ertz stepped up when needed and scored a TD.

Take the loss and move on. Your town isn't starving for championships.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on February 05, 2018, 01:30:11 PM
https://deadspin.com/things-philadelphians-did-1822724326
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2018, 01:33:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DXPOmEZ.jpg?1)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2018, 01:46:35 PM
Why did they take a picture of Arvie’s basement?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2018, 01:49:37 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DXPOmEZ.jpg?1)

Eagles fans are :trash
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2018, 04:01:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/DXPOmEZ.jpg?1)

Eagles fans are :trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nZj-bfurYA
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2018, 04:38:11 AM
https://twitter.com/gino_mili/status/960351847083999232

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on February 06, 2018, 07:59:26 PM
MCDANIELS HOLY FUCK YES
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2018, 08:01:45 PM
McDaniels
:dead
:dead
:dead
:dead

This dude should never get a job again  :lol

I'm guessing either he saw Luck's medical files, or Beli offered him the keys next year if he stays
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Syph on February 06, 2018, 08:03:06 PM
Beli offered him the keys next year if he stays
this is an interesting thought

how do you feel about patricia in detroit?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 06, 2018, 10:06:27 PM
https://twitter.com/PGutierrezESPN/status/961045601881174017
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Kara on February 06, 2018, 10:26:45 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/DXPOmEZ.jpg?1)

https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/960375342044246016
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 07, 2018, 01:55:19 AM
https://twitter.com/jesusprotectme/status/961050935379349505

 :dead
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 08, 2018, 04:33:35 PM
That jimmy G contract  :doge
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 08, 2018, 04:45:57 PM
Getting $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P$$$A$$$I$$$D$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on February 09, 2018, 03:07:24 AM
start a few games, throw 7 touchdown 5 interceptions. Get biggest contract in nfl history  :jawalrus
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 09, 2018, 10:07:08 AM
Jimmy GQ :rejoice

His may be the first Jersey I buy since I bought TO's back in 1999.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 09, 2018, 12:56:27 PM
Good looking and rich is a terrible burden on a man. I've had to live with it for 40+ years.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 09, 2018, 03:58:53 PM
https://i.redd.it/nr6rj76ma3f01.png
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 09, 2018, 04:06:56 PM
That graphic should also include Alex Smith and Foles (in the future).
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 09, 2018, 04:59:51 PM
The worst thing about when Stafford became the highest paid player was the nonstop complaints from local fans arguing he didn't deserve it. This is how the NFL works, especially for QBs: you get paid what the market says you should get paid. Stafford was simply the next in line; iirc Luck signed his deal a year or so before Stafford. Am I a bit surprised that Jimmy G was next? Yea, but I'm even more surprised the Pats traded him for nothing.

I'm very interest in seeing what happens with Foles. The smart thing would be for Philly to keep him until it's clear Wentz is healthy. Hell, sitting Wentz into early/mid October wouldn't be a bad idea. Then start the process of trading Foles for picks. He's gotta be worth a first rounder right.

Also, Keenum. Does he stay or chase the money?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on February 09, 2018, 05:28:59 PM
I did not think Keenum looked good in the playoffs. I am guessing he stays though.

Cousins might get a contract as big or bigger than Jimmy.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on February 14, 2018, 08:51:07 PM
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/963899811052359680

:gloomy salute to a Raider legend
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on February 14, 2018, 09:40:55 PM
You had a good run, SeaBass.  :salute
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2018, 10:06:23 PM
I did not think Keenum looked good in the playoffs. I am guessing he stays though.

Cousins might get a contract as big or bigger than Jimmy.

I agree he didn't look good, but teams overpay for QBs pretty consistently. I remember there being rumors that he was heading wherever Pat Shurmer was heading, but now that Shurmer is in NY with Eli+top 5 draft pick (for a QB), that plan is out the window. Still...Arizona needs a QB right. I think Keenum would be a decent pick for a team on the bubble who doesn't want to give Kirk Cousins a boatload of money.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 01, 2018, 04:32:09 PM
One of my things I do is browse craigslist car ads for odd, bizarre mods and collectible cars. Today I found this rather fanatically painted car.

(https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_6Xz9Ei4fiiv_600x450.jpg)
https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/d/2006-kia-sportage/6489330371.html

The 9er flames on the factory white paint.   :ohyou
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 01, 2018, 07:28:45 PM
Admit it. How much did you buy it for.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 07, 2018, 08:54:43 PM
If you haven't searched craigslist cars for bizzaro mods then you're missing out. Nothing beats a lifted 4wd 86 Corolla with self-made hood-vent.

Anyways, seems like the Seahawks are blowing it up. I am not sure which players on their defense are any good at this point.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 07, 2018, 09:04:26 PM
RIP Seahawks. 1 ring, should have had another. One of the greatest secondaries of all time that was so good the NFL changed the rules...and it still didn't really destroy them. I just hope they actually protect Russ, breh gets killed out there.

Bennett to Eagles, plus they'll prob get a couple high draft picks for Foles. Yea...Eagles might repeat.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 08, 2018, 09:48:02 AM
Damn. I really wanted to see Jimmy GQ shred the LOB twice this year. :tocry
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 08, 2018, 11:39:51 AM
Blowing up the good side, our O line has never been any good.

Back to Seattle mediocrity!
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 10, 2018, 08:19:49 PM
Sherman signing with the Niners

Feels all sorts of wrong
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 10, 2018, 09:00:58 PM
Sherman signing with the Niners

Feels all sorts of wrong

He was headed to Detroit for a meeting if the SanFran meet went bad. I'm glad he never made it here. That deal is ridiculous. Big fan of Sherman but he's 29 coming off a torn ACL....
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 10, 2018, 09:06:16 PM
39 mil for 3 years  :jawalrus
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 10, 2018, 09:41:48 PM
wtf I figured he'd be signing for 8 mil tops
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 11, 2018, 10:59:53 PM
https://twitter.com/JimmysSeafood/status/972520727868997635


https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/972530373291839488
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 12, 2018, 04:07:12 AM
well Baltimore is full of crabs
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 09:13:55 AM
wtf I figured he'd be signing for 8 mil tops

He only gets the full contract worth if he plays like the 2013 Sherman for the next 2 seasons. The market for a top CB is $14M per so the contract is pretty team friendly if he gets hurt or doesn't do well.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 12, 2018, 09:59:56 AM
Dem browns writing big checks for the the Black 2015 edition Nick Foles and a fella who averages less yards per catch than the walk to your bathroom from the couch.

Fantastic.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 12, 2018, 10:30:14 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Not gonna matter. They are gonna draft Darnold and whiff hard on Rosen.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2018, 10:36:05 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 12, 2018, 10:39:01 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.

They have passed on a QB like 15 years in a row. You fucking nuts if you think that is gonna happen again.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2018, 11:00:03 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.

They have passed on a QB like 15 years in a row. You fucking nuts if you think that is gonna happen again.

:yeshrug what they're gonna do =/= what they should do

They actually got a decent squad, potentially. Yea adding a QB now makes sense...but do you think Darnold is going to be a star? Because I sure as fuck don't. Or Rosen. Especially not Allen (who will be a bust, write it down). Barkley is the best player available at #1, and I'd rather create an elite pass rush at #4 than take a QB.

You can win with Tyrod while developing a QB.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2018, 05:52:28 PM
The guy was abusing Sean Smith's sister, so Smith beat his ass. Really can't blame him  :-\

https://twitter.com/nathanfenno/status/973225874102239232
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2018, 08:27:13 PM
on a brighter note, we signed this guy!

https://twitter.com/N_Russ0/status/973317510664683522
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 13, 2018, 02:14:31 AM
keenum to the broncos  :jawalrus

https://twitter.com/LeviDamien/status/973439701683118080
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: El Babua on March 13, 2018, 02:33:02 AM
Phins :fbm
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on March 13, 2018, 08:27:52 AM
Dolphins problems  :morans
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on March 13, 2018, 04:04:06 PM
FA days are wonderful.

I feel bad for the cards.  :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on March 13, 2018, 04:19:53 PM
Jimmy Graham to the Packers.

Gonna be a rough few years in Seattle. Will be a true test of the fanbase to see who sticks around.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 13, 2018, 06:54:23 PM
Hawks already have the QB so maybe they're turnaround can be quick. If Carrill retires it might be a long process though.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 13, 2018, 09:01:56 PM
Jimmy Graham to the Packers.

Gonna be a rough few years in Seattle. Will be a true test of the fanbase to see who sticks around.

At least you guys got a SB out of your window. Those windows shut hard an fast.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 13, 2018, 09:03:41 PM
It's looking like the Niners are whiffing on free agent WRs. Not many great wideouts in the draft either. They might just punt that issue away until next year.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on March 13, 2018, 09:25:55 PM
Jags lose our best receiver

Bortles gunna look even worse next year
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 14, 2018, 11:24:57 AM
Niner's get KcKinnon from the Vikes for a pretty high price for a RB. He should thrive under Shanny's scheme. It's gonna be exciting to have a RB who can actually catch passes thrown to him.

It's looking like the Niners are whiffing on free agent WRs. Not many great wideouts in the draft either. They might just punt that issue away until next year.

Look for a big year from the 3 headed monster of Garcon, Goodwin, and Taylor. They certainly don't have to overpay for a WR.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on March 14, 2018, 11:29:16 AM
I was hoping Graham would come back to NO but what you gonna do.  :'(
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on March 14, 2018, 11:47:52 AM
Jordy to the Raiders please :mouf
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2018, 07:08:39 PM
https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/974056151942868993

 ::)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 14, 2018, 07:14:53 PM
https://twitter.com/Schultz_Report/status/974056151942868993

 ::)

yea right. dude is a goon and everyone knows it. hard worker though.

We freed up enough cap space today to go after him, but I doubt he wants to return to Detroit lol. I'm surprised he hasn't signed in Seattle yet.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 14, 2018, 08:01:57 PM
https://twitter.com/ChrisLingebach/status/973608167107153920
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: BisMarckie on March 14, 2018, 08:19:07 PM
(https://i.redditmedia.com/2CZ_XQHoMRFkS3JeSSU-ZpZ8Q09VmZCpFPgRvO_ZZpQ.jpg?w=1024&s=6e0c5b6da775cdef468a3002c7663804)

Haven't followed the NFL news recently but what will the Raiders do(since there are a couple of fans here) with the RB position?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 14, 2018, 08:30:39 PM
Never change Joe.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on March 15, 2018, 04:06:22 PM
https://twitter.com/89JonesNTAF/status/974374523981127680

:leon that's a lot of dough
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on March 15, 2018, 04:08:45 PM
Detroit released TE Eric Ebron.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 15, 2018, 05:14:01 PM
Seattle gon suck this year, I like that
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on March 20, 2018, 01:53:19 AM
https://twitter.com/FOXSports/status/975808563120451584

 :tocry
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on March 26, 2018, 02:48:10 PM
Michael Bennet taken into custody by Houston Police. Expected to put up his 10k bail.

Apparently did not inform the Eagles about this incident before signing?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 13, 2018, 01:00:58 PM
Dez Bryant released from teh boyz.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 13, 2018, 01:07:41 PM
Interesting.

Reuben Foster's legal case sounds bad so far.

And Aldon Smith is still a disaster.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: nachobro on April 13, 2018, 01:07:54 PM
https://twitter.com/BrandonGowton/status/984833338778284032

:sabu
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on April 13, 2018, 02:13:21 PM
Interesting.

Reuben Foster's legal case sounds bad so far.

And Aldon Smith is still a disaster.

Reuben really pissed me off. Now instead having a bright spot for next year, we will have to draft his replacement instead.

Spend your prime football years in jail, brehs.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on April 23, 2018, 12:36:45 AM
https://twitter.com/BortlesFacts/status/987852236268154880
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on April 26, 2018, 03:56:34 AM
https://twitter.com/SFGiantsMatt333/status/989292220321644544
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 26, 2018, 04:14:41 PM
The Browns should just turn on Auto Draft.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2018, 07:31:37 PM
Sounds like they're gonna take Mayfield first. Not sure any of these QBs will be great, but I think Rosen is the best of the bunch. My problem with Rosen and Darnold is they make some straight up bonehead decisions. I watched a lot of USC games and some of the INTs thrown were just...what the fuck. Same with UCLA/Rosen.

Big question...if Barkley and Chubb are still on the board at #4, who do you take if you're Cleveland? Honestly I think I'd go with Chubb. Yes Barkley will probably be great, but the thought of pairing Chubb with Myles Garrett...
:whew


In terms of the Lions...my ranking of need for the 1st round pick:

DE/edge (hopefully Harold Landry)
DT (hopefully Da'Ron Payne)
OL (hopefully Frank Ragnow)

I don't want an RB tonight. Sure, Derrius Guice is amazing (and could be better than Barkley...) and might be available at 20 but nah, I'd pass. This is a deep RB draft, we can find our RB in the 2nd-4th rounds. I'm hoping for Harold Landry tonight.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on April 26, 2018, 07:41:55 PM
Not a lot to really care about this draft for Saints but we'll see. I think QB wise I like Rosen first but Mayfield has potential to be pretty great IMO. He'd probably end up having a better career if he was drafted in the 2nd round or something, more chip to fuel. That said, I like his game. Hopefully the browns don't ruin him if they are indeed the ones to pick him up.

Hoping Guice goes to a good fit, he's a good kid/story and is a beast.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2018, 07:43:36 PM
I am not sure what to think of Harold Landry. He looks like he's really clever at working the outside and getting the most out of his body, but you'd like your end to put out faster pressure. He does a lot of setting up the lineman for a counter move. I wonder if his pressure will be too slow at the NFL level.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2018, 08:54:05 PM
Browns pass on Chubb for a CB  :lol

real talk...they could have taken Barkley first and still gotten Mayfield at 4. Or taken Chubb first, and still got Mayfield at 4.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on April 26, 2018, 09:24:52 PM
Browns gonna Brown.  :lol

TRUST THE PROCESS
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on April 26, 2018, 09:35:46 PM
Lamar time  :rejoice

EDIT*

lolwut  :lol

After last draft they have benefit of doubt I guess but a 1R?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 26, 2018, 10:58:42 PM
Feel like the Bills lucked into their QB but that fanbase could use one.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2018, 11:38:37 PM
I'd bet just about anything that Josh Allen will be a bust.

Lions...eh. I guess the front office (and the entire league) side with you on Landry, Etiolet. I thought his combine numbers were good. Thought we'd draft him for sure. Our new DC coached him last year...just seemed like the obvious pick. Instead we go OL.

Ragnow is considered a top 3-5 OL so I'm not mad about talent. He's versatile and can play guard; lot of Lions writers think he'd probably play guard instead of center here. Either way...the Lions' o-line is now set. On paper, it looks great. We also have depth now. Stafford got sacked what, 45 times last year, in large part because our o-line was depleted by injuries all year. Keep Stafford clean and he'll decimate defenses.

Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: bluemax on April 27, 2018, 12:11:36 AM
The Bills definitely ended up with the worst QB in the first round.

Also ugh at drafting a running back.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2018, 12:16:28 AM
I'd bet just about anything that Josh Allen will be a bust.

Lions...eh. I guess the front office (and the entire league) side with you on Landry, Etiolet. I thought his combine numbers were good. Thought we'd draft him for sure. Our new DC coached him last year...just seemed like the obvious pick. Instead we go OL.

Ragnow is considered a top 3-5 OL so I'm not mad about talent. He's versatile and can play guard; lot of Lions writers think he'd probably play guard instead of center here. Either way...the Lions' o-line is now set. On paper, it looks great. We also have depth now. Stafford got sacked what, 45 times last year, in large part because our o-line was depleted by injuries all year. Keep Stafford clean and he'll decimate defenses.

There's a YT guy who loves Landry and does a good sell job on him, but I kept thinking that a NFL pass rusher can't be meticulous. They have to get pressure quick or that throw is out.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on April 27, 2018, 12:39:38 AM
Kolton Miller :dayum
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2018, 08:07:22 AM
Reports out that teams had Landry red flagged due to an injury the public didn't know about. Explains the fall; guessing he goes early tonight though.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 27, 2018, 01:30:46 PM
If that's the case, maybe he drops to 3rd round.

Niners trade Trent Brown and pick 143 for pick 95. Apparently Brown was out of shape and his injury recovery has not gone well so they drafted McGlinchey.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on April 28, 2018, 05:25:08 AM
https://twitter.com/BIrvin_WVU11/status/990059987673255936
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on April 28, 2018, 08:04:19 AM
People that still waste their day watching young guys walk up a stage and smile

 :picard :crowdlaff
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2018, 08:41:41 PM
Lions offensive strategy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YucvWt7CNn4

And I like it. Great run blocking center/guard in the 1st round, slashing RB in the 2nd round, T/G depth in the 5th round, and the best fullback in the draft in the 7th round. In just a couple years, Bob Quinn has transformed this o-line into something potentially special. Last year the line was terrible due to injuries. Now we have proper depth and a competent o-line coach.

I'm guessing 4 RBs make the roster - Blount, Johnson (rookie), Abdullah, and Riddick. Fullback (rookie) makes it as well. Nice depth and versatility. I know a lot of people have been disappointed in Abdullah but I still think he can be good. We've had terrible o-line coaching and injuries, I'm not going to knock him for not having holes to run through. Given the line and the RBs I definitely expect a good run game this year. Let's go.


Defense...I like Da'Shawn Hand being picked in the 4th round. Big DE, can play DT as well. Still scared about our depth at end though. Outside of Ziggy and Hand....dunno man. Patricia likes 3-4 and 3-5-3 looks, so all the LBs we signed in free agency will play into the pass rush. We'll see how it goes.

Overall I like what we did this weekend. Fixed a couple major needs (interior OL and RB), drafted a starter DE, got some o-line depth, secondary depth, fullback for the run game...I like it. I feel like the offense is set now. Defense will continue to be built upon.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: etiolate on April 29, 2018, 07:19:44 PM
Niners pick up Tarvarus McFadden after he went undrafted. He was great in his first college season a year ago and then fell off last year.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on May 01, 2018, 11:53:46 AM
So there's talk about eliminating the kickoffs?

How many more years until the NFL is a glorified flag football league? How can some of you honestly still watch this?
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2018, 12:30:07 PM
So there's talk about eliminating the kickoffs?

How many more years until the NFL is a glorified flag football league? How can some of you honestly still watch this?

Kickoffs are mostly dead anyway, wouldn't be that much of a change.

What they should do is let the kicking team line up closer to the receiving team to decrease the speed in which they come down the field and let the kicker kick from like the 25 yard line.

Or, just do a regular punt procedure from the opposite 40 yard line with two receivers at the end of the field.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on May 01, 2018, 12:56:08 PM
So there's talk about eliminating the kickoffs?

How many more years until the NFL is a glorified flag football league? How can some of you honestly still watch this?

Kickoffs are mostly dead anyway, wouldn't be that much of a change.

What they should do is let the kicking team line up closer to the receiving team to decrease the speed in which they come down the field and let the kicker kick from like the 25 yard line.

Or, just do a regular punt procedure from the opposite 40 yard line with two receivers at the end of the field.
I agree with you but still how much farther are they going to go before the sport isn't even Football anymore? The product on the field is so bad i'm genuinely shocked more people haven't noticed.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on May 01, 2018, 12:57:36 PM
I'm sure people said the same when they legalized the forward pass.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: TakingBackSunday on May 01, 2018, 04:20:20 PM
So there's talk about eliminating the kickoffs?

How many more years until the NFL is a glorified flag football league? How can some of you honestly still watch this?

Kickoffs are mostly dead anyway, wouldn't be that much of a change.

What they should do is let the kicking team line up closer to the receiving team to decrease the speed in which they come down the field and let the kicker kick from like the 25 yard line.

Or, just do a regular punt procedure from the opposite 40 yard line with two receivers at the end of the field.
I agree with you but still how much farther are they going to go before the sport isn't even Football anymore? The product on the field is so bad i'm genuinely shocked more people haven't noticed.

I don't agree with this.  We just had one of the most exciting and unpredictable NFL playoffs in recent memory, and offenses are performing like they're college teams.  High scoring, competitive games like what we saw in the Super Bowl is what gets people into the game.  Good coaching, wild-card playcalls, great performances from the offenses and dynamic gamechanging plays from the defenses, as well as likeable personalities.

The game may not be "gritty" like it once was, but its the flashiest its ever been.  I think that's a good, marketable product.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Assimilate on May 01, 2018, 06:07:08 PM
So there's talk about eliminating the kickoffs?

How many more years until the NFL is a glorified flag football league? How can some of you honestly still watch this?

Kickoffs are mostly dead anyway, wouldn't be that much of a change.

What they should do is let the kicking team line up closer to the receiving team to decrease the speed in which they come down the field and let the kicker kick from like the 25 yard line.

Or, just do a regular punt procedure from the opposite 40 yard line with two receivers at the end of the field.
I agree with you but still how much farther are they going to go before the sport isn't even Football anymore? The product on the field is so bad i'm genuinely shocked more people haven't noticed.

I don't agree with this.  We just had one of the most exciting and unpredictable NFL playoffs in recent memory, and offenses are performing like they're college teams.  High scoring, competitive games like what we saw in the Super Bowl is what gets people into the game.  Good coaching, wild-card playcalls, great performances from the offenses and dynamic gamechanging plays from the defenses, as well as likeable personalities.

The game may not be "gritty" like it once was, but its the flashiest its ever been.  I think that's a good, marketable product.
lol dude it's a pitch and catch game. who the fuck ever watched NFL football for that? And if you wanted a college game why not watch college football?

i give this league maybe another 5 years of relevancy before people stop watching. Rugby is a better game at this point.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on May 04, 2018, 01:21:45 PM
https://twitter.com/AmyTrask/status/992397809604182018
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on May 04, 2018, 08:13:29 PM
This is the year! Jags 2018 whoop
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on May 08, 2018, 03:31:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Xj16msk.mp4
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on May 31, 2018, 08:38:00 PM
https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1002284924005629952
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on July 19, 2018, 03:23:20 PM
https://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/1019947931615494144
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Flannel Boy on July 19, 2018, 03:33:39 PM
The G now stands for genital warts.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 19, 2018, 04:29:42 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/FftTTfD.gif)
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 24, 2018, 09:27:41 AM
Live your best life, Jimmy.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: team filler on July 27, 2018, 07:55:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEOZHjw8WM0
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Brehvolution on August 13, 2018, 03:12:09 PM
https://twitter.com/Truth_305/status/1028358862359986178
 :lol
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2018, 04:53:20 PM
I'm guessing we don't have enough folks for a fantasy league this year? I'll send some PMs and kinda probe around soon.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 14, 2018, 09:24:12 AM
I'm guessing we don't have enough folks for a fantasy league this year? I'll send some PMs and kinda probe around soon.
You can send one out to me.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Akala on August 14, 2018, 09:43:18 AM
I’d be down, but I am totally more set it/forget it than active on trades etc.
Title: Re: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face?
Post by: Huff on August 14, 2018, 11:08:25 AM
yeah I'm in. similar style to akala