Author Topic: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face? (Read 30482 times)

nachobro · « **Reply #300 on:** February 04, 2018, 11:01:44 PM »

https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/960348967916752896

Kara · « **Reply #301 on:** February 04, 2018, 11:33:03 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:56:41 PM

https://twitter.com/Duracell/status/960352900546547712

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #302 on:** February 05, 2018, 12:38:16 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 04, 2018, 10:20:43 PM

Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

This is always the saltiest narrative after a defeat

Tasty · « **Reply #303 on:** February 05, 2018, 12:46:25 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 05, 2018, 12:38:16 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 04, 2018, 10:20:43 PM
Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

This is always the saltiest narrative after a defeat

How's this one: I don't even care about football. How bout them Bruins?

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Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #304 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:00:22 AM »

Thats a total cop out, maybe acceptable in the US where there is a few sports.

Syph · « **Reply #305 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:04:07 AM »

amazing game
sucks that the pats defense absolutely shit the bed but it was still an entertaining game to watch
brady GOAT

was watching with eagles fans and even with 10 seconds left and down by 8, everyone held their breath. When Brady broke that tackle it seemed like it was destiny...but alas the hail mary wasn't enough
will be an interesting offseason for both teams

also, QB controversy in philly?

? jk lol

eleuin · « **Reply #306 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:29:06 AM »

zomgee · « **Reply #307 on:** February 05, 2018, 07:04:38 AM »

Both teams pass defense was chicken shit.

kingv · « **Reply #308 on:** February 05, 2018, 08:47:11 AM »

Quote from: El Babua on February 04, 2018, 10:23:16 PM

Quote from: El Babua on January 21, 2018, 11:17:04 PM
Nick Foles is the hero America needs.

People forget that Foles has played at an elite level before... albeit only for basically one season... but still in 2013 he had like a top ten NFL passer rating and broke the TD:int ratio record.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #309 on:** February 05, 2018, 09:21:36 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:29:54 PM

Also, Collingsworth was trash in this game.

Yea, it was so weird. Usually I look forward to him calling a game.

Eagles were gifted a Super Bowl this year. QB gifted to them by the Browns. RB's gifted to them by Miami and NE.

Assimilate · « **Reply #310 on:** February 05, 2018, 09:32:26 AM »

So an eagles fan ate horse shit off the ground because people cheered him on?

Philly is filled with the most trash people in the U.S.

Real america is damn scary. fuck.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #311 on:** February 05, 2018, 09:52:47 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 04, 2018, 10:29:54 PM

Also, Collingsworth was trash in this game.

He was trash and the crowning gem of his awfulness was him defending that low Brady goal line pass until the replay ran.

"actually Brady put it RIGHT where his receiver needed it!"
*replay shows how inaccurate the pass was*
"....as in he threw it low to avoid a turnover

"

Great game though. I thought the Eagles would get more pressure on Brady than they did. It took awhile but the hits added up, and by the end Brady was shook. Lots of missed throws last night.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #312 on:** February 05, 2018, 10:07:57 AM »

I turned over to NFLN after the game just in time to see Mike Irvin bring on an intoxicated Kevin Hart. They gave Hart a mic and he said fuck almost right away. Hart immediately put down the mic and hopped off the stage.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #313 on:** February 05, 2018, 10:09:34 AM »

I'm a Cowboys fan so I'm never going to celebrate an Eagles win, but seeing Eagles fan eat literal shit in celebration does make it almost worth it.

zomgee · « **Reply #314 on:** February 05, 2018, 10:33:38 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 05, 2018, 10:09:34 AM

I'm a Cowboys fan so I'm never going to celebrate an Eagles win, but seeing Eagles fan eat literal shit in celebration does make it almost worth it.

Just because someone dropped some cheese curds on the ground doesn't make it horse shit, three second rule anyway.

Assimilate · « **Reply #315 on:** February 05, 2018, 10:43:55 AM »

i wonder if that guy killed himself this morning.

As for the game it was good for the current standard of play. The NFL is ultimately doomed though, it's just a pitch and catch league. You can see the same style of football watching a flag football game.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #316 on:** February 05, 2018, 11:24:43 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on February 04, 2018, 10:20:43 PM

Pats (and Brady specifically) lost this more than the Eagles won it.

That's pathetic. The Eagles defense stepped up when needed and sacked Brady's ass and stripped him of the ball. Foles and Ertz stepped up when needed and scored a TD.

Take the loss and move on. Your town isn't starving for championships.

Huff · « **Reply #317 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:30:11 PM »

https://deadspin.com/things-philadelphians-did-1822724326

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #318 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:33:55 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #319 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:46:35 PM »

Why did they take a picture of Arvie’s basement?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #320 on:** February 05, 2018, 01:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2018, 01:33:55 PM

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Eagles fans are

team filler · « **Reply #321 on:** February 06, 2018, 04:01:26 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on February 05, 2018, 01:49:37 PM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2018, 01:33:55 PM
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Eagles fans are

team filler · « **Reply #322 on:** February 06, 2018, 04:38:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/gino_mili/status/960351847083999232

Syph · « **Reply #323 on:** February 06, 2018, 07:59:26 PM »

MCDANIELS HOLY FUCK YES

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #324 on:** February 06, 2018, 08:01:45 PM »

McDaniels

This dude should never get a job again

I'm guessing either he saw Luck's medical files, or Beli offered him the keys next year if he stays

Syph · « **Reply #325 on:** February 06, 2018, 08:03:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 06, 2018, 08:01:45 PM

Beli offered him the keys next year if he stays

this is an interesting thought

how do you feel about patricia in detroit?

team filler · « **Reply #326 on:** February 06, 2018, 10:06:27 PM »

https://twitter.com/PGutierrezESPN/status/961045601881174017

Kara · « **Reply #327 on:** February 06, 2018, 10:26:45 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 05, 2018, 01:33:55 PM

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https://twitter.com/Trillburne/status/960375342044246016

team filler · « **Reply #328 on:** February 07, 2018, 01:55:19 AM »

https://twitter.com/jesusprotectme/status/961050935379349505

team filler · « **Reply #329 on:** February 08, 2018, 04:33:35 PM »

That jimmy G contract

etiolate · « **Reply #330 on:** February 08, 2018, 04:45:57 PM »

Getting $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$P$$$A$$$I$$$D$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

team filler · « **Reply #331 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:07:24 AM »

start a few games, throw 7 touchdown 5 interceptions. Get biggest contract in nfl history

Brehvolution · « **Reply #332 on:** February 09, 2018, 10:07:08 AM »

Jimmy GQ

His may be the first Jersey I buy since I bought TO's back in 1999.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #333 on:** February 09, 2018, 12:56:27 PM »

Good looking and rich is a terrible burden on a man. I've had to live with it for 40+ years.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #334 on:** February 09, 2018, 03:58:53 PM »

https://i.redd.it/nr6rj76ma3f01.png

etiolate · « **Reply #335 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:06:56 PM »

That graphic should also include Alex Smith and Foles (in the future).

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #336 on:** February 09, 2018, 04:59:51 PM »

The worst thing about when Stafford became the highest paid player was the nonstop complaints from local fans arguing he didn't deserve it. This is how the NFL works, especially for QBs: you get paid what the market says you should get paid. Stafford was simply the next in line; iirc Luck signed his deal a year or so before Stafford. Am I a bit surprised that Jimmy G was next? Yea, but I'm even more surprised the Pats traded him for nothing.

I'm very interest in seeing what happens with Foles. The smart thing would be for Philly to keep him until it's clear Wentz is healthy. Hell, sitting Wentz into early/mid October wouldn't be a bad idea. Then start the process of trading Foles for picks. He's gotta be worth a first rounder right.

Also, Keenum. Does he stay or chase the money?

etiolate · « **Reply #337 on:** February 09, 2018, 05:28:59 PM »

I did not think Keenum looked good in the playoffs. I am guessing he stays though.

Cousins might get a contract as big or bigger than Jimmy.

nachobro · « **Reply #338 on:** February 14, 2018, 08:51:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/963899811052359680

salute to a Raider legend

Brehvolution · « **Reply #339 on:** February 14, 2018, 09:40:55 PM »

You had a good run, SeaBass.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #340 on:** February 14, 2018, 10:06:23 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on February 09, 2018, 05:28:59 PM

I did not think Keenum looked good in the playoffs. I am guessing he stays though.

Cousins might get a contract as big or bigger than Jimmy.

I agree he didn't look good, but teams overpay for QBs pretty consistently. I remember there being rumors that he was heading wherever Pat Shurmer was heading, but now that Shurmer is in NY with Eli+top 5 draft pick (for a QB), that plan is out the window. Still...Arizona needs a QB right. I think Keenum would be a decent pick for a team on the bubble who doesn't want to give Kirk Cousins a boatload of money.

etiolate · « **Reply #341 on:** March 01, 2018, 04:32:09 PM »

One of my things I do is browse craigslist car ads for odd, bizarre mods and collectible cars. Today I found this rather fanatically painted car.

https://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/d/2006-kia-sportage/6489330371.html

The 9er flames on the factory white paint.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #342 on:** March 01, 2018, 07:28:45 PM »

Admit it. How much did you buy it for.

etiolate · « **Reply #343 on:** March 07, 2018, 08:54:43 PM »

If you haven't searched craigslist cars for bizzaro mods then you're missing out. Nothing beats a lifted 4wd 86 Corolla with self-made hood-vent.

Anyways, seems like the Seahawks are blowing it up. I am not sure which players on their defense are any good at this point.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #344 on:** March 07, 2018, 09:04:26 PM »

RIP Seahawks. 1 ring, should have had another. One of the greatest secondaries of all time that was so good the NFL changed the rules...and it still didn't really destroy them. I just hope they actually protect Russ, breh gets killed out there.

Bennett to Eagles, plus they'll prob get a couple high draft picks for Foles. Yea...Eagles might repeat.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #345 on:** March 08, 2018, 09:48:02 AM »

Damn. I really wanted to see Jimmy GQ shred the LOB twice this year.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #346 on:** March 08, 2018, 11:39:51 AM »

Blowing up the good side, our O line has never been any good.

Back to Seattle mediocrity!

etiolate · « **Reply #347 on:** March 10, 2018, 08:19:49 PM »

Sherman signing with the Niners

Feels all sorts of wrong

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #348 on:** March 10, 2018, 09:00:58 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 10, 2018, 08:19:49 PM

Sherman signing with the Niners

Feels all sorts of wrong

He was headed to Detroit for a meeting if the SanFran meet went bad. I'm glad he never made it here. That deal is ridiculous. Big fan of Sherman but he's 29 coming off a torn ACL....

team filler · « **Reply #349 on:** March 10, 2018, 09:06:16 PM »

39 mil for 3 years

etiolate · « **Reply #350 on:** March 10, 2018, 09:41:48 PM »

wtf I figured he'd be signing for 8 mil tops

team filler · « **Reply #351 on:** March 11, 2018, 10:59:53 PM »

https://twitter.com/JimmysSeafood/status/972520727868997635

https://twitter.com/JRsBBQ/status/972530373291839488

etiolate · « **Reply #352 on:** March 12, 2018, 04:07:12 AM »

well Baltimore is full of crabs

Brehvolution · « **Reply #353 on:** March 12, 2018, 09:13:55 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 10, 2018, 09:41:48 PM

wtf I figured he'd be signing for 8 mil tops

He only gets the full contract worth if he plays like the 2013 Sherman for the next 2 seasons. The market for a top CB is $14M per so the contract is pretty team friendly if he gets hurt or doesn't do well.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #354 on:** March 12, 2018, 09:59:56 AM »

Dem browns writing big checks for the the Black 2015 edition Nick Foles and a fella who averages less yards per catch than the walk to your bathroom from the couch.

Fantastic.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #355 on:** March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM »

To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #356 on:** March 12, 2018, 10:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM

To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Not gonna matter. They are gonna draft Darnold and whiff hard on Rosen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #357 on:** March 12, 2018, 10:36:05 AM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM

To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #358 on:** March 12, 2018, 10:39:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2018, 10:36:05 AM

Quote from: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.

They have passed on a QB like 15 years in a row. You fucking nuts if you think that is gonna happen again.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #359 on:** March 12, 2018, 11:00:03 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on March 12, 2018, 10:39:01 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2018, 10:36:05 AM
Quote from: Brehvolution on March 12, 2018, 10:14:48 AM
To be fair, at least the Browns are showing that they are trying to get better. Getting a bridge QB to give some more time for their rookie to develop is a good move.

Agreed. I kinda feel like they could pass on taking a QB with their first two picks now. Take Barkley first, and then see what happens. If Bradley Chubb falls to 4...you gotta take him right? Myles Garrett and Chubb would be insane together.

I'm not sure I'd want Hue Jackson helping pick my franchise QB. That's not a diss of Jackson, but the reality is that he could get fired before or at the bye week this year. Why risk having your big rookie pick have to learn a new offense in a year.

They have passed on a QB like 15 years in a row. You fucking nuts if you think that is gonna happen again.

what they're gonna do =/= what they should do

They actually got a decent squad, potentially. Yea adding a QB now makes sense...but do you think Darnold is going to be a star? Because I sure as fuck don't. Or Rosen. Especially not Allen (who will be a bust, write it down). Barkley is the best player available at #1, and I'd rather create an elite pass rush at #4 than take a QB.

You can win with Tyrod while developing a QB.

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Author Topic: It's NFL time you assnuggets. Who has the most punchable face? (Read 30482 times)