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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bud on August 16, 2007, 07:22:46 PM
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stolen from gaf. there are more but i'm lazy.
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Clowns aren't creepy just 'cause they don't own a mirror
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batman looks a bit too skinny
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MOAR
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Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.
Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.
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who the fuck sells vhs tapes.
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Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.
Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.
You, your wife, your rabbits, and your stupid cats need to stop taking drugs and face reality: there is no God, no one cares about your memes, and most importantly Christian Bale is the ONLY man on this earth worthy of being The Batman.
Now go peddle your fantasies elsewhere, this is a thread for real men
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who the fuck sells vhs tapes.
$till LegendaryU2K does. Him and his wife make animal porn and sell it.
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Fuck Tim Burton and Michael Keaton up their poo-filled arses. Those old batman movies fucking sucked.
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Like i keep saying over and over and over again, dont matter what new batman movie comes out, nothing is better then batman 1 and 2.
Michael Keaton rules , period.
Oh and btw, the new joker looks silly, this movie will be like batman beings 1, ok, but nothing great.
Will i go see this when it comes out? No
Will i buy it on DVD or VHS? Yes.
Don't agree. Keaton's acting was fine but he doesn't have the physical build of Batman. Also, he just walked around like Robocop which is not how Batman fights. Every Batman fan knows that he relies on stealth, speed and superb fighting skills. Tim Burton also added a lot of unnecessary silliness to the films. Campy Batman is just not as cool as serious Batman.
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It's a disgrace to my intelligence to even compare Michael Keaton to Chrstian Bale. And I actually like both Burton films, in part because I like Burton in general. But his two Batman films don't touch Batman Begins.
Christian Bale is one of the best young (he's only 33) male actors in Hollywood, and was born to be Batman. He has the physical build of The Batman, and he looks like the eligible bachelor we know Bruce Wayne is.
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who the fuck sells vhs tapes.
Plenty of places, like pawn shops for one and other places. You just have to look around man, VHS/VCR's is awesome. But dont worry, i have a dvd player, actually 2 of them. One in the living room, standard DVD, and one in me and my wife's room, DVD/VCR Combo. I use VHS for pretty much everything, but more importantly recording smallville shows. :)
You, your wife, your rabbits, and your stupid cats need to stop taking drugs and face reality: there is no God, no one cares about your memes, and most importantly Christian Bale is the ONLY man on this earth worthy of being The Batman.
:lol :lol :lol oh and about bale, well thats your opinion, nobody plays batman better then Keaton. Difference of opinion, thats all.
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I really loved the Keaton batman movies when I was younger, but Batman Begins is the only batman movie to ever touch on how batman got from omg deadparents to I R CAPED CRUSADER.
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this movie looks campy, sorry guys
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this movie looks campy, sorry guys
lol
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if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
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WHO DO U THINK U R DRINKY
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if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.
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Why does the cave look like the house of the Matrix guy from Grandma's Boy :-\
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Because the cave isn't in the movie - it's like a garage. He lives in a penthouse for the majority of the film since Wayne Manor was destroyed by some English asshole.
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I watched the Adam West one a few weeks ago, and I think it might be the best Batman movie, in terms of pulling off its goal.
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So it's the Batgarage?
I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.
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So it's the Batgarage?
I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.
the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.
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I just want shaky cam in the Batgarage
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Fuck Tim Burton and Michael Keaton up their poo-filled arses. Those old batman movies fucking sucked.
I agree with the bolded.
FUCK HIS STUPID ASS.
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So it's the Batgarage?
I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.
the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.
tu no sabes que es amar, huey.
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i know he was joking or whatever but i needed to get that out of my system
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So it's the Batgarage?
I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.
the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.
What do you expect from a director with no idea how to direct a fight scene? Also, a lot of these stills are downright silly out of context. Camp value ahoy? I fucking hope so.
AND... Batman Returns > *
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So it's the Batgarage?
I don't know. It better have shaky cam. Lots of shaky cam. And flying. On rooftops.
the shaky cam during the fight scenes in the first one was distinguished mentally-challenged. they need to fix that.
What do you expect from a director with no idea how to direct a fight scene? Also, a lot of these stills are downright silly out of context. Camp value ahoy? I fucking hope so.
AND... Batman Returns > *
i expect him to fix that since he's doing it for the 2nd time.
LET ME BE
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I watched the Adam West one a few weeks ago, and I think it might be the best Batman movie, in terms of pulling off its goal.
This is true. If you look at a Batman comic from the time period, the TV Show/Movie captured the look and feel perfectly (within budgetary limits).
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Someone forgot to put makeup on Cesar Romero's neck
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if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.
The worst thing about being colorblind is that I can see through black people. :o
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Someone forgot to put makeup on Cesar Romero's neck
:lol the expression on his face in this pic reminds me of Gary Oldman when he played Mason Verger in Hannibal
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if I didn't wash my hair for a week I'd look like the Joker too
Aren't you colorblind? Maybe you already look like a clown and don't know it.
The worst thing about being colorblind is that I can see through black people. :o
u :maf scooby?
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" I might be able to get a cookie now, what do you think, Cordell?"
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Going from blind loyalty on GAF to outright ignorance on evilbore about this movie is pretty funny.
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The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.
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Did you get my PM whiteman?
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people are bitching
Color me surprised.
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and this is why not many people come to evilbore
the ratio of Batman Begins haters to lovers is abnormally high here
If you guys started loving Batman Begins/TDK blindly (like I do), this site would be bustling with traffic.
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Nolan's pitch:
"Okay guys, now think of the Joker, and think of what he'd be like. . .IF HE PUT HIS MAKEUP ON ALL SLOPPY! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DARK, ISSNIT?"
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JOKER...WE MAY NEED YOU TO PLAY TWING TWANG
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The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.
There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.
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The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.
There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.
Well, Nolan should look at them, then, because this joke looks like Cesar Romero dunked his head in a fishtank on a hot day after shooting.
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The Joker looks lame. I've said it before: the gritty thing doesn't work with him.
There's enough examples in comics that prove you wrong.
I dunno, most of the "definitive" Jokers (The Killing Joke, Mark Hamill esp. in Batman Beyond movie, Alex Ross) are all clean and snappy. I can't remember any who looked like Drunk-Ass Hobo Shit.
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Joker is overrated anyway. If you by comics, it's distinguished mentally-challenged that the Joker would give Batman any trouble at all since we see Batman fighting alonside Superman against galatic threats. But I guess you could say Batman fighting Darkseid is kinda distinguished mentally-challenged too.
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The best Batman comics aren't the DC-y ones, they're the detective-y ones.
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The best Batman comics aren't the DC-y ones, they're the detective-y ones.
I agree, which is why I don't get why the same people that hate super powers also love DKR. Batman's lack of super powers becomes a silly plot device whenever he's fighting against Supes-level enemies. You might as well call Batman's intellect and gadgets super powers if they somehow let him win against guys that can destroy whole planets. It's just inconsistent to have Joker as Batman's arch villain when Batman has a much easier time against guys that are not only exponentially more powerful but also more intelligent.
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I'll say it again, A Joker that looks like this:
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just wouldn't fit in Nolan's imagining of the Batman universe. You can bitch and moan about how some of the shit he's doing is raping the Batman franchise and its mythos, but he couldn't give two shits. Batman as a character has always worked the best when it's told in a semi-realistic fashion with a believable story and characters (I know, lol for me saying comic characters are *gasp* believable). Nolan wants to make it as realistic and emotionally interesting as possible, and the audience isn't going to feel that if a Joker comes parading about on-screen looks like he was literally painted like a fucking cartoon character.
And then you can continue and tell me that the Joker SHOULD look like this because he essentially is SUPPOSED to look like that. That that's why the Joker is so interesting in the first place. But this is the Nolans' and Goyer's vision in how a man would somehow become this twisted, scarred and gruesome looking while still coming off as a kidder.
The Joker can work in a gritty environment, people just don't how to handle him in such an environment other than this portrayal.
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Looks hella gay.
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i'll give it a chance.
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JOKER...WE MAY NEED YOU TO PLAY TWING TWANG
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The best Batman stories are from a realistic environment, IMO. That's one of the reasons I've always connected to Batman. He just seems more REAL.
I love the fucking new Joker designs, and it really fits into what I would expect from Nolan. Plus, considering his track record:
Memento - fucking great
Insomnia - decent
Batman Begins - fucking great
Prestige - pretty damn good
I honestly have nothing to worry about.
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Prestige was fuckawesome. I loooove that movie.
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It's insulting to call Prestige "good". It's not. It's freaking amazing.
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Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.
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Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.
Great taste in RPGs and a solid understanding of what makes a quality movie, modded +1 for clarity baby.
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joker looks awesome
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Prestige was kinda disappointing. Maybe I expected too much. I thought I was going to see a contest between two amazing magicians, but at the end, it just appeared that neither guy was a truly great magician.
I felt the same way... disappointing in that it wasn't in my top five of last year, but it was in my top ten. The Prestige was still a very good film, and one I need to pick up on Blu-Ray.
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The title of this movie is racist as fuck.
I'll be contacting my local black empowerment center.
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RAS AL GHUL DOESN'T LOOK ASIAN, WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE'S THE SCARECROW'S HAT?!?
edit: oops, are we on the sequel already?
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RAS AL GHUL DOESN'T LOOK ASIAN, WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE'S THE SCARECROW'S HAT?!?
edit: oops, are we on the sequel already?
Jesus, Ras Al Ghul was fucking played by LIAM FUCKING NEESON.
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The Nolan take is more realistic, which is why Joker doesn't look like a clown. That being said...I agree with TVC. That character is based on his appearance, and even his darkest moments in the comics feature him with the white/green look.
It's not going to distract me I guess, but overall I would have liked something different. They could have at least made him look sick, not just some dude with bad face paint.
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The Nolan take is more realistic, which is why Joker doesn't look like a clown. That being said...I agree with TVC. That character is based on his appearance, and even his darkest moments in the comics feature him with the white/green look.
Well Ra's and Scarecrow in Begins did not look like their comic versions (need I mention the bat mobile as well?), I don't expect Nolan to keep with comic designs when he never has in the first place. Despite the Joker being iconic. Nolan does his bat films very unrestrained. There is not a lot of pressure from DC as there is with Marvel on marvel based films. He is free to do a far looser adaptation.
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You must admit it could have looked better tho.
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You must admit it could have looked better tho.
Duh, I am just saying why he did it. DC is far more hands-off than Marvel.
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You must admit it could have looked better tho.
Duh, I am just saying why he did it. DC is far more hands-off than Marvel.
Are they really? Marvel didn't seem to mind how different the X-men looked in the movies.
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joker in a interrogation room kind of looks gay.
I have a feeling that this is going to be worse then batman begins which wasn't as good as the burton batmans because the burton ones made joker the murderer of batman's parents and seeing batman in a murderous rage at the end of the movie is the ONE thing that made him my favorite comic hero as a kid. I think I think I heard the bale batman's are based on what the comic book's said but the storytelling of the burton ones just seemed better.