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Title: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2007, 03:41:53 PM
...because you fat useless fucks hate to lose, especially to other nerds, and you'll keep pushing things well past a community's tolerance. admittedly, i rely on knowing this about you to make you self-destruct at gaf, but JESUS CHRIST it's embarrassing. seriously.

if you can't step away, you lose. period. you will always be everybody's bitch; yes, even the bitch of gibbering halfwits like the oa crowd. i will provide you with three basic rules to avoid being victimized my people like me.

1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.

2) never, ever make more posts than absolutely necessary to make your point in a flame war. you will never get the last word, and the longer a flame war goes on, your chances of looking like a total fucking shitwit prat increase exponentially. if you didn't win with the first strike, you'll never really win -- and in fact, you'll keep losing in even more spectacular form the more you post.

3) INTERNET LOL. you're never as clever as you think you are, and there's always someone smarter and funnier and cooler than you ready to post and knock you down --- and IT'S ON THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU fegs.

end of rant. shut up. just do your thang, be it smarty man or hurr duh, and quit being butthurt over the fucking trivia of existence. if the internet ISN'T trivia to you -- if it is intruding into your real world -- then GO AWAY until it becomes trivia again. thank you and fuck off!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 31, 2007, 03:44:21 PM
WHY DONT U SHUT UP!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2007, 03:46:24 PM
:'(
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 31, 2007, 03:46:53 PM
Haha, IM #1! IM #1!`
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 03:48:02 PM
you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged.  arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 03:49:16 PM
8==D
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 31, 2007, 03:49:29 PM
you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged.  arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.

Not as pointless as having a shitty forum like Mupepe.com!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 31, 2007, 03:49:36 PM
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mupepe on October 31, 2007, 03:54:08 PM
you guys are allllllllllllllllllllllllll distinguished mentally-challenged.  arguing on the internet is somehow even more pointless than arguing in real life, a feat all within itself.

Not as pointless as having a shitty forum like Mupepe.com!
What does that say about the guy railing against a pointless shitty forum?  :'(
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 03:56:44 PM
Mupepe.com rocks because of its emoticons (http://www.mupepe.com/forum/images/smilies/baby_toilet.gif)
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 03:58:25 PM
Does this have any relation to the guy you QUOTE OWNED QUOTE during his interview?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: border on October 31, 2007, 04:02:27 PM
A more effective title would have been: "An Open Letter to Saint Cornelius"
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Kyle on October 31, 2007, 04:04:52 PM
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1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.
:lol
drinky :bow
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Himu on October 31, 2007, 04:04:53 PM
if only i knew these rules when i posted at gaf
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: hyp on October 31, 2007, 04:24:51 PM
so who'd you own today drinky?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 04:27:31 PM
The first thought instinctively felt by the majority is the one that will always prevail and there's no use fighting against it. You at least need to be aware of this. It's the most important rule of crowd psychology.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2007, 04:28:11 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 04:31:42 PM
Oh yeah, well at least I am not an Erickson. Call someone who cares. Heh. Heh. Get it, like Ericsson, the phone. Heh. Gotcha good.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 04:39:14 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.
I insult ron paul and I get 3 threads devoted to me, its all quite amazing.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2007, 04:53:36 PM
SIGH
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: ToxicAdam on October 31, 2007, 05:01:12 PM
Someone who never quits posting replies in an arguement .. or as I call it, The Saint Cornelius Effect.

"I have the last word, it makes me right! neener neener"


Think about what a better internet this would be if gingers were banned from keyboards.






Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2007, 05:04:48 PM
do you guys WANT Saint Corneilus to come in here? Jeez leave him out of it
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Himu on October 31, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
drinky :bow

come on ichi lay off
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2007, 05:15:41 PM
those are pretty obvious rules.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 05:21:44 PM
A more effective title would have been: "An Open Letter to Saint Cornelius"

Can't keep me off your fingertips, can you?

Someone who never quits posting replies in an arguement .. or as I call it, The Saint Cornelius Effect.

You too. And you spelled argument wrong.  :P

do you guys WANT Saint Corneilus to come in here? Jeez leave him out of it

Too late, I'm like the Candyman up in this bitch.

I don't really understand what the big deal is about me not taking shit from a bunch of knuckledraggers. Yo, if I'm wrong I'll be the first to admit it. If I'm not, and you just want to argue with me, then I am your motherfucking huckleberry!

Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 05:26:43 PM
Arguement is an acceptable, if non-standard spelling, of the American "argument" used mainly by the British.

Yeah but Toxic Adam is a hick.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 05:31:48 PM
Basically, it's like they say on "Throwing Away Broken Electronics (http://www.gold-robot.com/records/tracks/MMC-ThrowingAwayBrokenElectronics.mp3)": "Talk that shit immaculate / I'm here to make sure the shit is factually accurate"
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: warcock on October 31, 2007, 05:40:53 PM
...because you fat useless fucks hate to lose, especially to other nerds, and you'll keep pushing things well past a community's tolerance. admittedly, i rely on knowing this about you to make you self-destruct at gaf, but JESUS CHRIST it's embarrassing. seriously.

if you can't step away, you lose. period. you will always be everybody's bitch; yes, even the bitch of gibbering halfwits like the oa crowd. i will provide you with three basic rules to avoid being victimized my people like me.

1) pre-emptively understand what hurts your feelings, and/or what you don't want people to know about you, and NEVER EVER POST ABOUT THESE THINGS NO MATTER HOW EMO YOU FEEL AND HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO CONNECT WITH OTHER PEOPLE. the internet is full of assholes with long memories and/or archives, and WHAT YOU SAY IS FOREVER.

2) never, ever make more posts than absolutely necessary to make your point in a flame war. you will never get the last word, and the longer a flame war goes on, your chances of looking like a total fucking shitwit prat increase exponentially. if you didn't win with the first strike, you'll never really win -- and in fact, you'll keep losing in even more spectacular form the more you post.

3) INTERNET LOL. you're never as clever as you think you are, and there's always someone smarter and funnier and cooler than you ready to post and knock you down --- and IT'S ON THE FUCKING INTERNET YOU fegs.

end of rant. shut up. just do your thang, be it smarty man or hurr duh, and quit being butthurt over the fucking trivia of existence. if the internet ISN'T trivia to you -- if it is intruding into your real world -- then GO AWAY until it becomes trivia again. thank you and fuck off!

Drinky what about, i quit the bore because of life priorities but when i cum back me and my gay pseudo lover arent on internet luving terms anymore . SHOULD I JUST GIVE UP? THE INTERNETS AM SERIOUS BUISNESS :( *FROWN*

Um about that mandark comment, the guy has an inherent weakness that automatically disqualifies him from any form of competition. But i cant tellz. TEH CRAB ARM0R. *drops a dollar bill and runs*

PS PS i think im gonna listen to JUMP until i start liking anal sex.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:00:14 PM
I'm taken, warcock, sorry
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: warcock on October 31, 2007, 06:06:09 PM
I'm taken, warcock, sorry

You were never my luver. I simply you used you demi for your hot bodz and baby blue eyez.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:07:33 PM
Such is the life of an italian
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: warcock on October 31, 2007, 06:13:02 PM
Falbo sounds like faggoty italian. Your probably a northernerner from milan or torino. Real menz comes from the south baby. WITH DA DARK SKINZ and big cox.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2007, 06:13:35 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:13:57 PM
It sounds like you've got a little something in your mouth there

OH ITS MY DICK GLOMP 8===D O:
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: warcock on October 31, 2007, 06:16:53 PM
notice how your cock has only 3 equal bars which in the SI system is equivalent to 1 inch each = sign. given the glandz is about an inch you got a whole whooping 4 incher there. And you are jizzing so this implicates rigidity. My point all the more proven Demi. Demi means half in french which is rooted in latin, our lovely italian language's father. Probably because you really are half a man? Its quite humble to announce it to the whole world wide web like you are. Bravo!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:18:10 PM
And this is why nobody will be your internet lover, warcock
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on October 31, 2007, 06:19:05 PM
You are next, watch this space
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: warcock on October 31, 2007, 06:20:12 PM
i cant help it , i like big cox :(
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2007, 07:40:56 PM
what prompted this thread?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2007, 07:45:18 PM
Note to self: go back in time and never mention the LSAT or the fact that you have not had sex for thr... four years.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Vizzys on October 31, 2007, 07:54:52 PM
i know not whAT i SPEAK
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 31, 2007, 08:04:00 PM
Note to self: go back in time and never mention the LSAT or the fact that you have not had sex for thr... four years.

You forgot the most important detail: mentioning you're a Mavs fan
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 08:05:11 PM
malek's so miserable, these times around he's probably sitting on a sidewalk and requesting change to the stupefied bystanders to compensate for the lack of revenues that his philosophy major left in his life

if I pass by I'll put a whole dollar in his hat, but that's only if he sings a song
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2007, 08:07:51 PM
malek's so miserable, these times around he's probably sitting on a sidewalk and requesting change to the stupefied bystanders to compensate for the lack of revenues that his philosophy major left in his life

if I pass by I'll put a whole dollar in his hat, but that's only if he sings a song
Wouldn't you need to go outside first? I'll make sure to sing a Beatle's song since I know how much you like them.

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Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 31, 2007, 08:10:20 PM
Poor Malek  :(


I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too. 
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2007, 08:11:23 PM
Poor Malek  :(


I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too. 

I gets paid, nicca.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 08:12:50 PM
but we're organizing a special funding event so that you can rent a hooker, since this lack of sex is apparently causing you such dread!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 31, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
Poor Malek  :(


I'd give him $20 if he can sing five verses of maid of Amsterdam and do the the little folded arm dance too. 

I gets paid, nicca.

and more than I will be making too.   :'(
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 31, 2007, 08:15:41 PM
but we're organizing a special funding event so that you can rent a hooker, since this lack of sex is apparently causing you such dread!
It's causing me to have strained wrists. Not much dread though.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Ichirou on October 31, 2007, 08:32:35 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep.  Did you keep reading the same thread over and over?  'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Shuri on October 31, 2007, 09:49:21 PM
warcock, seuriex man, ces gens sont tres serieux a propos de posseder dautres forums goers. estie que c'est des enfantillages.

Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: etiolate on October 31, 2007, 09:52:35 PM
Self control is what certain people like a Lemurs lacks. I always watch her just self implode. The people who are repeatedly banned come back and just lose control, rolling downhill like an avalanche of angry posts and attention seeking. Restraint and an outside view of how petty things get is a savior.

But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 31, 2007, 10:00:41 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep.  Did you keep reading the same thread over and over?  'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.

No, not really.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Gay Boy on October 31, 2007, 10:01:42 PM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep.  Did you keep reading the same thread over and over?  'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.
You kept it up in one of those threads praising me, the junpei one I believe. No one found what you said funny nor did anyone agree with you it backfired completely.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 10:10:11 PM
But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.

:bow
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mondain on October 31, 2007, 10:17:50 PM
But then again Drinky, you can't restrain yourself from trolling. A dumbass "stop flinching when I punch you and I'll stop" kindergarten bully mentality is just as childish, maybe more so.

If this is the effect that some 18+ years of obsessive and constant BBS, Usenet and Internet gaming board posting produces on a man, then it's definitely a compelling argument to start playing games and reduce your daily Internet use, one that I'm taking heed of. No way am I ever going to browse the Internet at work either.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 10:26:37 PM
You've never had a job, Mondain?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 31, 2007, 10:57:42 PM
hey, it's just advice. stop flinching.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2007, 11:16:42 PM
play games to stop being too antisocial from chatrooms?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Saint Cornelius on October 31, 2007, 11:35:05 PM
by now I'd have brought a gun to school.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Smooth Groove on October 31, 2007, 11:36:32 PM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: brawndolicious on October 31, 2007, 11:39:38 PM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?
well he's either crazy or he's saying it for attention if he's saying that.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 12:09:37 AM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?

His brother gets the job done, no need to waste my time
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2007, 12:21:37 AM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?

His brother gets the job done, no need to waste my time

ouch
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2007, 01:44:34 AM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?

His brother gets the job done, no need to waste my time

ouch

that's what he said
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Flannel Boy on November 01, 2007, 01:45:18 AM
Why hasn't anyone owned Mundane yet for his self righteous crap and bullshit advice?

His brother gets the job done, no need to waste my time

ouch




that's what he said

 :lol :lol :lol

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Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: demi on November 01, 2007, 02:00:57 AM
haha @ last few posts, thats perfect
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Mandark on November 01, 2007, 02:40:03 AM
4) Don't be surprised/upset when people judge you based on your net persona.  I'm sure in real life everyone's a super-nice dude, but on a forum, you are what you post.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2007, 02:54:03 AM
ok, now could someone please explain to me why I keep reading these videogame forums when I don't even play videogames any more?  and am pretty sure all the people there are full of shit.  and there aren't even any women there

and why I'm constantly doing compulsive Google searches for credit listings and staff interviews for games I'll never ever play
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Smooth Groove on November 01, 2007, 02:55:48 AM
ok, now could someone please explain to me why I keep reading these videogame forums when I don't even play videogames any more?

and why I'm constantly doing compulsive Google searches for credit listings and staff interviews for games I'll never ever play

Sounds like a typical Gaffer.  All you need to do now is pick a company and shill for it as hard as you can. 
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2007, 03:02:54 AM
the thing is, I literally spend entire days reading GAF.  Like, 24 hours straight --- sometimes 30+ --- so it fucks up my sleep schedule and I'm a zombie at work the next day.  And I don't enjoy one second of it, I don't care about the topics they're discussing, I don't respect any of the people there, and I'm banned from posting so I can't even interact with anyone.  But there I am, hitting reload every few seconds while I could be reading or programming or writing music or meeting people, etc.  Why?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2007, 03:08:05 AM
that probably means you should become a sega fan.

btw, are you possibly on drugs...now?
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 01, 2007, 03:13:21 AM
Boredom. And if it wasn't GAF, it'd be wikipedia, youtube, blogs or someother shit  :-\
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2007, 03:16:39 AM
 :lol man, every other person I meet asks me if I'm on drugs lately.  no, I've only ever done pot once.  it was mouth-to-mouth with two cute girls though  :heartbeat
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2007, 03:17:32 AM
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Boredom. And if it wasn't GAF, it'd be wikipedia, youtube, blogs or someother shit 

but there are plenty of non-boring things I could easily be doing!
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2007, 03:20:17 AM
then do them!

and run outside!

and be naked!

NH
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Fresh Prince on November 01, 2007, 03:28:33 AM
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Boredom. And if it wasn't GAF, it'd be wikipedia, youtube, blogs or someother shit 

but there are plenty of non-boring things I could easily be doing!
Yes but you know they require what'd you call it...effort.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: drohne on November 01, 2007, 03:28:42 AM
reading gaf is the lowest state of mental activity you can achieve short of going to sleep. that's the appeal -- if 'appeal' is the word. i read gaf the way some people watch tv. you're probably wrong when you tell yourself that you could spend that time reading or socializing or playing music.
Title: Re: internet pride: why you get owned
Post by: Ichirou on November 01, 2007, 06:02:32 AM
nobody! i was tired of reading ichirou's unfunny dogging of cheebs, even though i have no particular affection for cheebs. i am sure that ichirou will bitch about me bitching, but such are the travails of TEH INTARWEBS.

I locked one thread, lol'd, and went to sleep.  Did you keep reading the same thread over and over?  'Cuz that's basically the only way to become tired of my unfunny dogging.
You kept it up in one of those threads praising me, the junpei one I believe. No one found what you said funny nor did anyone agree with you it backfired completely.

Yeah, I was pretty fucking drunk.  The junpei thread wasn't praising you, was it?  I thought it was making fun of your picture. :lol