don't you have a girlfriend?!
don't you have a girlfriend?!
I've been single for months!
G: Just use a fleshlight man. Oh man they're so good. Like a turkey BLT. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...don't you have a girlfriend?!
I've been single for months!
When you get to four years start complaining. :'(
I'm not complaining. I've been single, but I haven't exactly been celibate since I've dated a few women since then.
Man, this finger injury is fucking weird. It's my middle finger too.
Note to self:
slap women.
They like it.
Just make sure to hit them in the face.
Here's the deal. I've been flirtatious horse playing with this female, but when I slapped her, the middle part of my middle finger hit the top part of her finger. Somehow, in a weird freak accident, she bruised it pretty awful; it's swollen to a ridiculous size, is awfully discolored and makes it difficult or painful to make normal hand gestures. Or even use a mouse! What a weird fucking thing.
We're very antagonistic towards one another. It has evolved from one another calling each dirty pirate hookers and whores to me telling her I was going to punch her in the uterus and she was going to kick me in the balls to us know play hitting one another. Usually, it's within reason - I'll lovetap her in the arm, she do it back. I'm not sure how the slapping occurred... we were watching Army of Darkness and the next thing I know my finger is injured!
I won't be able to masturbate for days. :-\
real men can achieve orgasm through the power of their mind alone
real men can achieve orgasm through the power of their mind alone
That sounds like Yoda. Not a man.
Why can't you just masturbate with your other hand?
Maybe it's time to buy a fleshlight. :lol
Uh... you can be ambidextrous too
Sorry if your brains can't handle that, plebes
Uh... you can be ambidextrous too
Sorry if your brains can't handle that, plebes
YOU CHEAT ON RIGHTY!??!?
PD's link seems appropriate for this thread. It's pretty hilarious.
http://www.glumbert.com/media/sizematter
Cause you're a bitch
That's why God made man with two hands, dummy. ::)
If I can do it, you can do it. :P
If I can do it, you can do it. :P
Practice makes perfect.If I can do it, you can do it. :P
I can't do it. I've tried. I can't keep up consistent speed or rhythm. I'm sure it's the same for Willco. I think only ambidextrous dudes can do that type of thing successfully.
Why the hell am I talking about this? :lol
I'm just saying - it's not impossible!If I can do it, you can do it. :P
You just trippled the PMs
That's why God made man with two hands, dummy. ::)
Men are physically incapable of jacking it with a hand other than their dominant hand. It's horrible but true.
That's why God made man with two hands, dummy. ::)
Men are physically incapable of jacking it with a hand other than their dominant hand. It's horrible but true.
I'm right handed but i always masturbate with my left hand.
Could be.
On PC, i type with my left hand only, so you could say my left hand is well trained :lol
Sadly no :'(
Practice makes perfect.If I can do it, you can do it. :P
I can't do it. I've tried. I can't keep up consistent speed or rhythm. I'm sure it's the same for Willco. I think only ambidextrous dudes can do that type of thing successfully.
Why the hell am I talking about this? :lol
It's only called "the stranger" if you sit on it until it's numb first.it's also called the stranger if you sit on it and put a thumb in ur butt
Uh... you can be ambidextrous toohttp://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6407925#post6407925
PD, do you masturbate?he wraps his penis in a hot towel and humps couches
PD, do you masturbate?http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6407925#post6407925
PD, do you masturbate?http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6407925#post6407925
She died last week.
Before Phoenix Dark makes my thread all awkward - you can't just use the other hand! It doesn't work like that!
That's why God made man with two hands, dummy. ::)