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Title: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 08:30:29 PM
Its the bit in Blue Dragon where you get to the Mural village and a big mural guy goes to Kluke, "Hey babe, whats your name?" his hilarious voice tops it off, so awesome

feel free to correct me
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on January 10, 2008, 08:35:13 PM
I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 08:47:46 PM
I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS


VS :bow :bow

Matsuno/Smith have soooo many great lines. Soooo many.

Nojima/Smith have a lot too.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 09:05:18 PM
holy shit whats that from
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM
Ron Paul has died of dysentery
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: CajoleJuice on January 10, 2008, 09:06:33 PM
Ron Paul has died of dysentery

:lol
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 09:49:18 PM
"Think you I would forget such a thing? No!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 09:53:06 PM
"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 09:53:41 PM
 :lol

TELL YOUR MOTHER

*urg*

THAT I LOVED HER

FAREWELL MY SON
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 09:55:38 PM
"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"
"NOW ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Mr. Gundam on January 10, 2008, 09:55:46 PM
I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 09:57:57 PM
I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.
That's nowhere as confusing as this:
(http://www.bookofrevenant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/expensive-lies.jpg)
That's about $230.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 09:59:12 PM
How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb :(
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 10:00:12 PM
[youtube=425,350]Tpagb3iKNNM[/youtube]

"I'M LOOKING FOR SO SOME SAILORS."

"SAILORS?...WELL....................I SEE ALWAYS SEE THEM NEAR BARS."

"WHAT?"

"WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I JUST SEE THEM HANGING OUT."

"I SEE."

"MOST OF THEM ARE PREEETY BIG SO, YOU CAN'T MISS EM."

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT?'

"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

"I SEE."

"IT'S BEST TO STICK TO YOUR REGULAR DRINKING HOLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Powerslave on January 10, 2008, 10:01:03 PM
Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 10:01:22 PM
himuro <3

Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 10:02:20 PM
"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

 :lol
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 10:03:47 PM
HEARTBEATS BAR
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 10:04:35 PM
How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb :(
ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Himu on January 10, 2008, 10:05:47 PM
"WHERE CAN I FIND CHINESE PEOPLE?'

*gasp*

"RYO NOT ALL CHINESE PEOPLE ARE BAD!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 10:15:49 PM
Can you read the chinese language?
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 10:46:56 PM
that was the best part of Shenmue, its so good when you finally find some sailors
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 10, 2008, 10:56:14 PM
heres another good one:

"Did you like my specially designed toilet dungeon? Did it make you want to pee your pants?"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Ichirou on January 10, 2008, 11:21:41 PM
Some classics from FFVII

"This guy are sick."

"Beacause you are...a puppet"

"Let's mosey."

From the original Metal Gear:

"The truck have started to move!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 10, 2008, 11:44:11 PM
I can just throw down a random quote from House of the Dead 2 and automatically win this thread, you know.  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Suffer like G did! (But how did he survive to see the events of HOTD3?) ???
[close]
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2008, 11:55:56 PM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Memes%20n%20Things/1189980534709.png)
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2008, 12:07:01 AM
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb165/mrangryface_bucket/Memes%20n%20Things/1189980534709.png)

:bow fuck I love Squall
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Ichirou on January 11, 2008, 12:09:58 AM
FFVIII is teh best FF.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 12:14:20 AM
How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb :(
ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"

If by 'lesser-used' you mean, 'only used by you'... :)

I WILL BECOME THE EB TNW, I SWEAR IT

p.s. investment bankers are all homos and sandwiches suck
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Ichirou on January 11, 2008, 12:17:01 AM
I love sandwiches, don't be a meanie!!!!!!
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 11, 2008, 12:20:07 AM
Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."
Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year...  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?
[close]
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: brawndolicious on January 11, 2008, 12:30:30 AM
I was playing The Outfit recently and it has really fucking weird dialog.  I was playing as the old guy with the bazooka and when one of my squadmates killed an enemy, he said "I like your balls, they're like mine"..that was so awesome.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: bork on January 11, 2008, 12:34:49 AM
"SHIT, YOU REALLY MAKE ME MAD!!  VICTOLY!!"
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2008, 12:39:04 AM
Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."
Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year...  :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?
[close]

Suck it down!
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2008, 04:43:36 AM
I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.
That's nowhere as confusing as this:
(http://www.bookofrevenant.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/expensive-lies.jpg)
That's about $230.

and thats such an average game  ???
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2008, 04:49:19 AM
I must warn you, i have seen the film Air Force One seven times and i can tell you... the President ALWAYS WINS.
(Just Cause)

or

ANY NUMBER of quotes from :

[youtube=425,350]Genl242_ZU8[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8

god, watching that makes me want to play all over again.

BADASS!

holy shit someone tell me more about Metal Wolf Chaos, it looks fucking amazing, what system is it for
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Lucretius on January 11, 2008, 05:46:27 AM
"The beauty of the old man's shuttlecock is unparalleled in this world, meow."
from Phantasy Star IV
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:09:20 AM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: pancakesandsex on January 11, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

and

I should have been the one TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: demi on January 11, 2008, 02:31:50 PM
I've grown accustomed to Atlas in BioShock when he says

"You should go to the Fahmah's Mahket"

Just the way he says it, completely out of character
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 11, 2008, 03:27:33 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Mupepe on January 11, 2008, 03:30:01 PM
Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.
QFT

I can't believe it's gone :(
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:49:02 PM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: bud on January 11, 2008, 07:54:36 PM
[youtube=425,350]S3nzuv87ik4[/youtube]

''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

:bow :bow  :'(
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: tiesto on January 11, 2008, 08:54:16 PM
'You have shown me the ugliness of continued existence!' - Hugh, Phantasy Star 2
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Himu on January 11, 2008, 10:15:25 PM
[youtube=425,350]S3nzuv87ik4[/youtube]

''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

:bow :bow  :'(

i cried when sniper wolf died NOOOOO SNIPER WOLF
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: y2kev on January 11, 2008, 10:26:54 PM
Listen to it in spanish. That scene is great  :lol

Otacon: POR QUE SNAKE

POR QUE

Otacon: PORQUE LUCHAS
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: bluemax on January 11, 2008, 10:30:44 PM
"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

Isn't it Miserable little pile of secrets?
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 13, 2008, 04:50:17 AM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.

yeah good call dling could be the way to go, shit looks fucking amazing. Does Chromehounds have the same engrish going on?

LETTSSS PARRRRRTTTTYYYY
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Powerslave on January 13, 2008, 09:03:51 PM
Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.
QFT

I can't believe it's gone :(

What's gone?
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: Ichirou on January 13, 2008, 10:47:30 PM
That line of dialogue was removed from the re-translation of Final Fantasy Tactics.  The new version says "Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you, not I."
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: MCD on January 13, 2008, 10:53:22 PM
(http://i9.tinypic.com/6ybcr6f.jpg)
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on January 14, 2008, 12:00:34 AM
No House of the Dead love? ???
Title: Re: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame
Post by: The Sceneman on January 14, 2008, 03:22:33 AM
I finally got around to adding you on the xbox ferrari, we can boost in doom