Author Topic: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame (Read 6033 times)

The Sceneman · « **on:** January 10, 2008, 08:30:29 PM »

Its the bit in Blue Dragon where you get to the Mural village and a big mural guy goes to Kluke, "Hey babe, whats your name?" his hilarious voice tops it off, so awesome

feel free to correct me

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:35:13 PM »

I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS

y2kev · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2008, 08:47:46 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on January 10, 2008, 08:35:13 PM

I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS

VS

Matsuno/Smith have soooo many great lines. Soooo many.

Nojima/Smith have a lot too.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:05:18 PM »

holy shit whats that from

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM »

Ron Paul has died of dysentery

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2008, 09:06:18 PM

Ron Paul has died of dysentery

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:49:18 PM »

"Think you I would forget such a thing? No!"

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:53:06 PM »

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

y2kev · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:53:41 PM »

TELL YOUR MOTHER

*urg*

THAT I LOVED HER

FAREWELL MY SON

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:55:38 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 10, 2008, 09:53:06 PM

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

"NOW ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!"

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:55:46 PM »

I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:57:57 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on January 10, 2008, 09:55:46 PM

I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.

That's nowhere as confusing as this:

That's about $230.

y2kev · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2008, 09:59:12 PM »

How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:00:12 PM »

[youtube=425,350]Tpagb3iKNNM[/youtube]

"I'M LOOKING FOR SO SOME SAILORS."

"SAILORS?...WELL....................I SEE ALWAYS SEE THEM NEAR BARS."

"WHAT?"

"WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I JUST SEE THEM HANGING OUT."

"I SEE."

"MOST OF THEM ARE PREEETY BIG SO, YOU CAN'T MISS EM."

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT?'

"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

"I SEE."

"IT'S BEST TO STICK TO YOUR REGULAR DRINKING HOLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

Powerslave · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:01:03 PM »

Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.

y2kev · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:01:22 PM »

himuro <3

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:02:20 PM »

"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

y2kev · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:03:47 PM »

HEARTBEATS BAR

RevenantKioku · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:04:35 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 09:59:12 PM

How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb

ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:05:47 PM »

"WHERE CAN I FIND CHINESE PEOPLE?'

*gasp*

"RYO NOT ALL CHINESE PEOPLE ARE BAD!"

y2kev · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:15:49 PM »

Can you read the chinese language?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:46:56 PM »

that was the best part of Shenmue, its so good when you finally find some sailors

The Sceneman · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2008, 10:56:14 PM »

heres another good one:

"Did you like my specially designed toilet dungeon? Did it make you want to pee your pants?"

Ichirou · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:21:41 PM »

Some classics from FFVII

"This guy are sick."

"Beacause you are...a puppet"

"Let's mosey."

From the original Metal Gear:

"The truck have started to move!"

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:44:11 PM »

I can just throw down a random quote from House of the Dead 2 and automatically win this thread, you know.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Suffer like G did! (But how did he survive to see the events of HOTD3?)

[close]

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2008, 11:55:56 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #26 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:07:01 AM »

Quote from: Dr. William Weir on January 10, 2008, 11:55:56 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

fuck I love Squall

Ichirou · « **Reply #27 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:09:58 AM »

FFVIII is teh best FF.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #28 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:14:20 AM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 10:04:35 PM

Quote from: y2kev on January 10, 2008, 09:59:12 PM
How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb
ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"

If by 'lesser-used' you mean, 'only used by you'...

I WILL BECOME THE EB TNW, I SWEAR IT

p.s. investment bankers are all homos and sandwiches suck

Ichirou · « **Reply #29 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:17:01 AM »

I love sandwiches, don't be a meanie!!!!!!

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:20:07 AM »

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 11, 2008, 12:17:35 AM

Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?

[close]

brawndolicious · « **Reply #31 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:30:30 AM »

I was playing The Outfit recently and it has really fucking weird dialog. I was playing as the old guy with the bazooka and when one of my squadmates killed an enemy, he said "I like your balls, they're like mine"..that was so awesome.

bork · « **Reply #32 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:34:49 AM »

"SHIT, YOU REALLY MAKE ME MAD!! VICTOLY!!"

The Sceneman · « **Reply #33 on:** January 11, 2008, 12:39:04 AM »

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on January 11, 2008, 12:20:07 AM

Quote from: ParticleReality on January 11, 2008, 12:17:35 AM
Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."
Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year...
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?
[close]

Suck it down!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** January 11, 2008, 04:43:36 AM »

Quote from: RevenantKioku on January 10, 2008, 09:57:57 PM

Quote from: distantmantra on January 10, 2008, 09:55:46 PM
I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.
That's nowhere as confusing as this:
(Image removed from quote.)
That's about $230.

and thats such an average game

The Sceneman · « **Reply #35 on:** January 11, 2008, 04:49:19 AM »

Quote from: dcharlie on January 10, 2008, 08:46:40 PM

I must warn you, i have seen the film Air Force One seven times and i can tell you... the President ALWAYS WINS.
(Just Cause)

or

ANY NUMBER of quotes from :

[youtube=425,350]Genl242_ZU8[/youtube]

god, watching that makes me want to play all over again.

BADASS!

holy shit someone tell me more about Metal Wolf Chaos, it looks fucking amazing, what system is it for

Lucretius · « **Reply #36 on:** January 11, 2008, 05:46:27 AM »

"The beauty of the old man's shuttlecock is unparalleled in this world, meow."
from Phantasy Star IV

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2008, 07:09:20 AM »

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

pancakesandsex · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:29:09 PM »

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

and

I should have been the one TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

demi · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2008, 02:31:50 PM »

I've grown accustomed to Atlas in BioShock when he says

"You should go to the Fahmah's Mahket"

Just the way he says it, completely out of character

The Sceneman · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:27:33 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:09:20 AM

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2008, 03:30:01 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on January 10, 2008, 10:01:03 PM

Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.

QFT

I can't believe it's gone

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2008, 07:49:02 PM »

Quote from: Scenester on January 11, 2008, 03:27:33 PM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:09:20 AM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.

bud · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2008, 07:54:36 PM »

[youtube=425,350]S3nzuv87ik4[/youtube]

''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

:'(

tiesto · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2008, 08:54:16 PM »

'You have shown me the ugliness of continued existence!' - Hugh, Phantasy Star 2

Himu · « **Reply #45 on:** January 11, 2008, 10:15:25 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 11, 2008, 07:54:36 PM

[youtube=425,350]S3nzuv87ik4[/youtube]

''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

:'(

i cried when sniper wolf died NOOOOO SNIPER WOLF

y2kev · « **Reply #46 on:** January 11, 2008, 10:26:54 PM »

Listen to it in spanish. That scene is great

Otacon: POR QUE SNAKE

POR QUE

Otacon: PORQUE LUCHAS

bluemax · « **Reply #47 on:** January 11, 2008, 10:30:44 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on January 10, 2008, 09:53:06 PM

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

Isn't it Miserable little pile of secrets?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #48 on:** January 13, 2008, 04:50:17 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:49:02 PM

Quote from: Scenester on January 11, 2008, 03:27:33 PM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 11, 2008, 07:09:20 AM
Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.

yeah good call dling could be the way to go, shit looks fucking amazing. Does Chromehounds have the same engrish going on?

LETTSSS PARRRRRTTTTYYYY

Powerslave · « **Reply #49 on:** January 13, 2008, 09:03:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 11, 2008, 03:30:01 PM

Quote from: Powerslave on January 10, 2008, 10:01:03 PM
Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.
QFT

I can't believe it's gone

What's gone?

Ichirou · « **Reply #50 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:47:30 PM »

That line of dialogue was removed from the re-translation of Final Fantasy Tactics. The new version says "Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you, not I."

MCD · « **Reply #51 on:** January 13, 2008, 10:53:22 PM »

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #52 on:** January 14, 2008, 12:00:34 AM »

No House of the Dead love?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #53 on:** January 14, 2008, 03:22:33 AM »

I finally got around to adding you on the xbox ferrari, we can boost in doom

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Author Topic: Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame (Read 6033 times)