Single greatest line of dialogue ever in a videogame

[The Sceneman]

Its the bit in Blue Dragon where you get to the Mural village and a big mural guy goes to Kluke, "Hey babe, whats your name?" his hilarious voice tops it off, so awesome

feel free to correct me

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS

[y2kev]

I AM THE REINFORCEMENTS

VS

Matsuno/Smith have soooo many great lines. Soooo many.

Nojima/Smith have a lot too.

[The Sceneman]

holy shit whats that from

[Phoenix Dark]

Ron Paul has died of dysentery

[CajoleJuice]

Ron Paul has died of dysentery

[RevenantKioku]

"Think you I would forget such a thing? No!"

[Himu]

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

[y2kev]

 

TELL YOUR MOTHER

*urg*

THAT I LOVED HER

FAREWELL MY SON

[RevenantKioku]

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

"NOW ENOUGH TALK! HAVE AT YOU!"

[Mr. Gundam]

I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.

[RevenantKioku]

I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.

That's nowhere as confusing as this:

That's about $230.

[y2kev]

How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb

[Himu]

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"I'M LOOKING FOR SO SOME SAILORS."

"SAILORS?...WELL....................I SEE ALWAYS SEE THEM NEAR BARS."

"WHAT?"

"WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I JUST SEE THEM HANGING OUT."

"I SEE."

"MOST OF THEM ARE PREEETY BIG SO, YOU CAN'T MISS EM."

"DO YOU KNOW WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT?'

"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

"I SEE."

"IT'S BEST TO STICK TO YOUR REGULAR DRINKING HOLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN."

[Powerslave]

Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.

[y2kev]

himuro <3

[Himu]

"UM....I 'HEARD' THERE WAS A BAR WHERE SAILORS HANG OUT BUT, I DON'T KNOW THE PLACE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER WANTED TO GO TO SUCH A BAR, YOU KNOW."

 

[y2kev]

HEARTBEATS BAR

[RevenantKioku]

How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb

ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"

[Himu]

"WHERE CAN I FIND CHINESE PEOPLE?'

*gasp*

"RYO NOT ALL CHINESE PEOPLE ARE BAD!"

[y2kev]

Can you read the chinese language?

[The Sceneman]

that was the best part of Shenmue, its so good when you finally find some sailors

[The Sceneman]

heres another good one:

"Did you like my specially designed toilet dungeon? Did it make you want to pee your pants?"

[Ichirou]

Some classics from FFVII

"This guy are sick."

"Beacause you are...a puppet"

"Let's mosey."

From the original Metal Gear:

"The truck have started to move!"

[ferrarimanf355]

I can just throw down a random quote from House of the Dead 2 and automatically win this thread, you know. 

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Suffer like G did! (But how did he survive to see the events of HOTD3?)

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[MrAngryFace]

[The Sceneman]

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fuck I love Squall

[Ichirou]

FFVIII is teh best FF.

[Cormacaroni]

How do you read the kanji there, rk? Chufuro? I'm dumb

ちゅうこ is how I read it. I think ちゅうぶる is a lesser used reading.
I'd totally buy that game if it was a dollar. It's gotta be ripe with terribleness.

Anyway, one more of my favorites from the best game ever:

"THIS SWITCH... HASN'T BEEN PRESSED YET!"

If by 'lesser-used' you mean, 'only used by you'...

I WILL BECOME THE EB TNW, I SWEAR IT

p.s. investment bankers are all homos and sandwiches suck

[Ichirou]

I love sandwiches, don't be a meanie!!!!!!

[ferrarimanf355]

Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year... 

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I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?

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[brawndolicious]

I was playing The Outfit recently and it has really fucking weird dialog.  I was playing as the old guy with the bazooka and when one of my squadmates killed an enemy, he said "I like your balls, they're like mine"..that was so awesome.

[bork]

"SHIT, YOU REALLY MAKE ME MAD!!  VICTOLY!!"

[The Sceneman]

Nothing will ever beat:

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"

"Nukem 'till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!"

"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck!"

"Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?"

"You're an inspiration for birth control."

Yeah, well, that first one was from They Live. God, Duke Nukem Forever better come out this year... 

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I'm looking for an alien toilet to park my bricks, who's next?

[close]

Suck it down!

[The Sceneman]

I saw a copy of Metal Wolf Chaos in Akihabara for $185, yeouch.

That's nowhere as confusing as this:
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That's about $230.

and thats such an average game 

[The Sceneman]

I must warn you, i have seen the film Air Force One seven times and i can tell you... the President ALWAYS WINS.
(Just Cause)

or

ANY NUMBER of quotes from :

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god, watching that makes me want to play all over again.

BADASS!

holy shit someone tell me more about Metal Wolf Chaos, it looks fucking amazing, what system is it for

[Lucretius]

"The beauty of the old man's shuttlecock is unparalleled in this world, meow."
from Phantasy Star IV

[Cormacaroni]

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

[pancakesandsex]

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

and

I should have been the one TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[demi]

I've grown accustomed to Atlas in BioShock when he says

"You should go to the Fahmah's Mahket"

Just the way he says it, completely out of character

[The Sceneman]

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

[Mupepe]

Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.

QFT

I can't believe it's gone

[Cormacaroni]

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.

[bud]

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''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

  :'(

[tiesto]

'You have shown me the ugliness of continued existence!' - Hugh, Phantasy Star 2

[Himu]

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''do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

  :'(

i cried when sniper wolf died NOOOOO SNIPER WOLF

[y2kev]

Listen to it in spanish. That scene is great 

Otacon: POR QUE SNAKE

POR QUE

Otacon: PORQUE LUCHAS

[bluemax]

"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!"

Isn't it Miserable little pile of secrets?

[The Sceneman]

Metal Wolf Chaos is for xbox 1.

Best appreciated with a six-pack near to hand, and several mates around to help take the piss.

okay whats the best way for me to get a copy, and how can I play it, Play-Asia had none

Lik-Sang is no more  :'(

what are some other good asian online stores

will a PAL 360 play a Jpn xbox 1 game?

hmm, dcharlie is the only one i know with a copy, but i don't think he has the box anymore so it might be hard finding out if there was any region protection. maybe it'll show up on Xbox Originals at some point in the far, far future. Other than that, getting a hacked xbox 1 is the best bet. Given that this is practically abandonware already and will never see a release in your region, i personally wouldn't have much problem with dl'ing the thing. You could buy a copy of Chromehounds or something to compensate FROM for their Xbox love. This has the upside of also getting you a copy of Chromehounds.

yeah good call dling could be the way to go, shit looks fucking amazing. Does Chromehounds have the same engrish going on?

LETTSSS PARRRRRTTTTYYYY

[Powerslave]

Don't blame us. Blame yourself.. or God.

QFT

I can't believe it's gone

What's gone?

[Ichirou]

That line of dialogue was removed from the re-translation of Final Fantasy Tactics.  The new version says "Forgive me. 'Tis your birth and faith that wrong you, not I."

[MCD]

[ferrarimanf355]

No House of the Dead love?

[The Sceneman]

I finally got around to adding you on the xbox ferrari, we can boost in doom