What do I get when I win?What do you want?
Ok, I misunderstood the thread.Maybe you'll end up like George when he stops fucking...
.....
This is going to be hard....it's like telling me not to brush my teeth or something. FUCKKKKK
I;m in. 9:53 est, 4/21Is that when you joined or did you fuck up that fast? ???
I'm going to beat all of you. I HAVE YOUTH ON MY SIDE!
ironic considering mupepe is no longer the master of his domain...
DOES SEX BREAK THE RULESYes
DOES SEX BREAK THE RULESYes
I'm out.It's callled bukkakke. :lol
3:04 am Tuesday April 22ed 2008
In my defense, I was sent some pretty great bunkake porn.
I'm going to beat all of you. I HAVE YOUTH ON MY SIDE!Dude that means you're hornier than everyone else. You're so going to lose. I'm not even gonna try this shit, if I go four days I go nuts.
I just jerked it an hour ago before seeing this thread.
So I'm in now. As of 7:05 AM EDT April 22nd (it's EDT during daylight savings right)
So what does this contest entail? No sex, jacking off, oral...etc. What about dry humping, (major) making out, phone sex, fingering and all that jazz? I would also like to know what the winner gets out of this!Well to be fair, as long as your seed or goo isn't spilled, you're good. Basically, you can't get off. So if you decide to make out, dry hump or have phone sex, finger or get fingered, you're working against yourself because it's just going to make it that much worse.
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can i start again? I couldn't help itsmh
i need to stop checking tnaflix
04/22/2008 01:11:15:lol :lol
I need a gif of Kramer going "I'm out!"
I need to concentrate on finals, so I'm in.Fool, this is just going to make things harder. MWAHAHAHA!
what the fuck? I couldn't stop after i figured it out. oh my fucking godSeriously. And it was before I could produce jizz, so I would get all the perks with none of the mess. Man, that was the best.
hell yes. the first time i jizzmed jazzmed, i was shocked. i was like "what the fuck? this is what those guys are shootin' out!"what the fuck? I couldn't stop after i figured it out. oh my fucking godSeriously. And it was before I could produce jizz, so I would get all the perks with none of the mess. Man, that was the best.
:lol "Eww it's so sticky"did you smell it too? :yuck
I first jizzle jammed many years ago. Everytime I went to my grandma's house I'd notice she had lots of Jet Magazines. Each one has a "beauty of the week" pic of some black chick. Well I'd always lock myself in the bathroom and look at the pics; eventually I started rubbing my dick on the magazine page.Mine was before catching the school bus and watching music videos on VH1. it was great. landed on my tummy
One day I decided to "borrow" a couple of my favorite Jets, and take them home with me. Around midnight I dimmed my night light and started looking at the beauties. Then I started fondling my dick in no particular rhyme or rhythm. A few minutes later I felt like I was peeing or something - I jumped out my bunk bed and ran to the bathroom in shock. Then I saw it for the first time. It was just a little semen, but I'm pretty sure I knew what it was. That's when everything changed
Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out. :-*
the first time i jo'd, i felt like i had sinned
i asked god for forgiveness
wait can i join in or did it close already?you can join. sign ups close tonight at midnight.
Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out. :-*well you can JO tonight. Just be done by 12am cst
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12AM is like 4 hours away yeah
What is wrong with rubbing it standing up? You have never eek'd one out in the shower?
Do I still have time?
Do I still have time?You've still got 2 hours and 15 minutes.
I just realised I haven't rubbed one out for over 48 hours. I'm really starting on the back foot here. :(
12AM is like 4 hours away yeahi have... sitting down 8)
What is wrong with rubbing it standing up? You have never eek'd one out in the shower?
While that concept is deliciously naughty, I can't. It's midday and I'm at work.
And my office door has a huge glass panel in it.
Are we allowed to lie?Come on now. Don't do that.
How much time left before this starts? I think I'll join in.an hour and 12 minutes. squeeze one in real quick
I can't because my toes curl into fists.
That's what the bathrooms are for.
I can't because my toes curl into fists.
:lol :lol :lolThat's what the bathrooms are for.
I have to admit the smell of air-freshener mixed with crap that permeates the mens bathroom kind of kills the mood.
Sucks to be you guys. I am gonna rub one out so good.
I'm probably being naive, but I don't see why anyone would bother lying about it.I haven't had a wet dream in YEARS :omg
As for a prize, getting to the end would be enough for me. The thought of going for more than about a week without a fap is so beyond my comprehension it's not even funny.
Maybe I'll even have a wet dream. :omg
I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so add me to the list! I join the contest unintentionally!YOU'RE RETROACTIVELY IN!
I accidentally fell asleep early last night, so add me to the list! I join the contest unintentionally!YOU'RE RETROACTIVELY IN!
I can't make this shit up if I tried...Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out. :-*
Her?
wups, forgot to add that i want in.when's the last time you JO'ed?
So, for those who aren't playing, we should just post amazing masturbation stories. For some reason, this is fun.yes it is amazing. It's even best after like a really long tiring day. omg
By the way, jerking off while high is amazing, everyone should try it. It's almost a full body orgasm if you haven't JOed in a few days.
wups, forgot to add that i want in.when's the last time you JO'ed?
http://www.pornkolt.com/visage/dange/anal/hardcore/gape-57886.htmlThis was not a good time to discover such a good porn site. :-\
this video is great :hump
NSFW:rock :rock
http://www.adultinsider.com/showthread.php?t=59897
shit, missed this. you're in.wups, forgot to add that i want in.when's the last time you JO'ed?
about 11 pm GMT+1 last night
:( My butts sore and I want to cumz.
http://www.pornkolt.com/visage/dange/anal/hardcore/gape-57886.htmlThis was not a good time to discover such a good porn site. :-\
this video is great :hump
I'll make it.
Sorry guys, I lost early this morning. I was trying to study for finals and had to blow some steam off.
I need to wait awhile before I take up this challenge. It's not possible right now :-\
Jesus people, can't you last five minutes without touching yourselves?
I'm substituting masturbation with food, works wonders. I think I'm gonna bake a cake tomorrow :lolSo this is why people in the Bible Belt are so fat!
Also...I don't think I've ever had a wet dream. WTF :(Just last week I had two in one night.
Duh, I'm trying trying to get her to take some bottomless guitar hero picks.redWOOD, you have some competition!
haha what? This chick easily beats the shit out of those tired ass pictures. You'd have to be almost blind or dumb to think redWOOD looks better topless with a guitar.
Also...I don't think I've ever had a wet dream. WTF :(
Um,who's Elleinad?a friend
I should get Saints Row. I considered putting on Tomb Raider Anniversary last night but then thought better of it...yes you should. it's so, so awesome. watching Raging Bull now.
I should get Saints Row. I considered putting on Tomb Raider Anniversary last night but then thought better of it...
I could really rub one out right now to put me in the mindset to study for my last final coming up on Friday.
I'd do that to but I got an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow. :(Elaborate please.
I'd do that to but I got an appointment with a surgeon tomorrow. :(
I never noticed how strong my left arm is compared to my right. Did my fapping do this?
Yeah, between the summer classes being cut and Carrot Top being our best known alumni, I don't blame you for saying that... :-\I can't make this shit up if I tried...Brooke Hogan visited the FAU campus today. I'm definitely out. :-*
Her?
http://www.upressonline.com/home/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&ustory_id=6c450254-0323-4545-8afe-0c69ff9db100Quote"I'm afraid people will think I'm dumb if I go here."
Your school must suck.
i've never had wet dreams. i start jo'ing when i was ±13, but i never had one before that.It's impossible to jerk off before getting a wet dream. Apparently you can get an erection about a year before the wet dream but you can't orgasm. Most guy have had the wet dream before 13.
does the inside of your boxer get crusty
I had a scare once because i was pissing blood thought it was cancer.I know a guy who was doing it 3 times a day until blood came. He stopped after that though.
Ended being a "personal injury". So learn from me kids. Take it slow and steady. It wins the race!
The kid in the bed next to me at hospital had the same thing and did lose a nut. Apparently you can get a fake one later in life, at 16 or something.Funny story: My friend got one.
Yeah, and because all my teachers were fucking morons, my handwriting is poor. None of my teachers could wrap their FUCKING minds around me being left handed. Not a single one.How would your teachers affect your handwriting?
yeah I can imagine the competitive nature of it is stressing some people but some people are getting ball hurt after a couple days. it's like that south park episode where there was no internets. you'll all try jackin' it to stick figures if this goes on for too long.imma hump some pillows
Trust me, I know...
how did the end of the ich himu thread go down? It's been baby dumpstered! >:(i just read the last page. what the fuck is wrong with you people? that thread is terrible.
yes Mupepe we have all read that already youre not telling us anything new ::)so what the hell are you expecting? That was the 16th and final page! The last full page I had read before that was 11 and that shit had already started
Nice retort I used on you yesterday. Copycat. Not a very smooth action.
I updated the OP in blog style and noted PD's time of failure.
I watched There Will Be Blood and played Saints Row. Kept me going like a champ.
Why the fuck should anyone care what a stranger thinks? It's not elitism. It's normal behavior. Fuck, you are dense.
You should be thankful to Mupepe, Smooth Groove. He saved you from replying back to a couple of difficult posts.:humpspoiler (click to show/hide)sorry mups :hump[close]
I don't think I can keep going. If I can last until tomorrow then I might have a good chance but I just don't know anymore. I had to sleep on my hand last night to keep myself from getting any bright ideas. This fucking sucks and not fapping will only cause me to get angry and stressed.eh i'm still going good. i can at least last a few more days. i feel pretty good with each bit of progress and I think it will only get easier. I tend to stare longer at sexy pics though
Cheggit.net-Paradise of Pr0nnot touching it!
I baked a cake today :heart
Ouch my butt!
Also there was a really hot med student with the doctor that couldn't look me in the eye after seeing my butt. I chose to believe that it was because she was so incredibly attracted to me.
I baked a sponge cake with cardamom in it. I guess you can have some if yo-- oh whoops can't do that :-*I baked a cake today :heart
In your microbake? :-* Can I have some?
I think my cock was covered thank god.
The doctor was Australian and didn't wear gloves. WTF?
I baked a sponge cake with cardamom in it. I guess you can have some if yo-- oh whoops can't do that :-*
and wth is microbake -- am i missing a joke here? :(
Doctor: You see that tiny hole?
Hot med student: O, yes.
Doctor: Ok, lets take a look in his tiny hole.
Me: :'(
Why the fuck should anyone care what a stranger thinks? It's not elitism. It's normal behavior. Fuck, you are dense.
To be fair, it does sound elitist and doucheworthy to say that. Ichi did the same to me before and I felt he was being a condescending distinguished mentally-challenged fellow for it.
"I don't know you, so I don't care what you have to say"...how does that not reek of elitism? While it may be implicit to feel that way about a "stranger", saying you don't care about what someone thinks while quoting what they think is kind of a contradiction. It'd make more sense to ignore it if you really didn't care.
I think it's clear the Doctor wanted the med student, saw how attracted she was to me, and thus tried to humiliate me to better his position.
fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.
fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.
fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.
just signed up :(
what the fuck is this? an online dating/sex site? fuck this. i thought it was porn. i can only imagine the awesome people you can find on that site ::)
if i'm doing a dating site, i'll start out small with okcupid or something
fellas, I think we should all go back to view the first movie we spanked it to to truly test our resolve.
I wonder if the USA Network is still showing reruns of Silk Stalkings.
cheggit.com?
it sent me to some stupid online dating sex site or something.
porn torrent sounds worse. by the time it downloads I'll be done spanking and i'll look at the video file and say to myself "what the fuck was i thinking? cheeseburger love on a boat? ugh. Cancel"
where are the thumbnail pics? Pics work in a pinch while I'm waiting for a good video to stream, but I'm not too comfortable or patient to download torrent porn. Besides, I typed in "celeb" and "alyssa milano" and neither had any results. WTF man. You just may have saved me from failure on this day.
I'm out.
A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up. Sorry guys, I didn't last very long :(
I'm out.:rofl :rofl :rofl
A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up. Sorry guys, I didn't last very long :(
i'm not clicking on that
I would eat her shit.
hahaha awesome gifwhere is mine? :(
hahaha awesome gifwhere is mine? :(
Thanks! :)(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/fuckeddwarves.gif)
I'm out.
4/24/2008 7:40pm CST - Forgotten Ancient veered off the track when he noticed two young women on the side of the road searching for treasure within.
I'm going to beat all of you. I HAVE YOUTH ON MY SIDE!
I'm out.
I'm out.What was all that shit talking, buddy??
oh my god, i love you :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :roflThanks! :)(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb219/CajoleJuice/fuckeddwarves.gif)
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Man, Isabella Rossellini is so amazing looking when she's all naked in Blue Velvet. i would drink her post-Chili's Crispers shit.I rented it off XBL the other night *fap fap fap*
Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?Sure we'll start a handicap race
I was watching one where she didn't look gross.
Ok starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?Sure we'll start a handicap race
you can tempt them with links and whatnot, but sending pictures in a PM can get a bit messy if someone reads at work. also post links in here to tempt peopleOk starting Monday I won't see my girlfriend for two weeks. I'm going to try and master my domain for every minute of those two weeks. Keep in mind this is during finals and will possibly ruin every one of my grades. Can I get like a side-pot going since I missed out on the original?Sure we'll start a handicap race
Thanks. Are we allowed to pm material to other contestants to make the game more interesting?
you can tempt them with links and whatnot, but sending pictures in a PM can get a bit messy if someone reads at work. also post links in here to tempt people
you won't get me. i have the determination of a small child
You and your devil's candy Mupepe! I'm going to take a cold shower.
Laramie being in has given me a new level of determination because I KNOW he'll be out in two weeks. I have no girlfriend, so you're going down sucker! Bwahahahahahaha!
:(
Ok I cracked. :-\ It was worth it though. I've done this before and that time I lasted over 3 weeks... :'(
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Did it a few hours ago... :-*
I'm out.:lol
A video of two girls fisting each other fucked me up. Sorry guys, I didn't last very long :(
either pd or cajole are gonna break first :-*
Well we go to different schools and she planned on coming down to see me next weekend. I had to explain to her that some guys on the internet said I couldn't bust a nut for two weeks. Bless her for not asking any questions
nsfw11:48 PM Saturday - I lose to the video of the girl with the pink top masturbating in a car wash. It was worth it.
Post.
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It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is getting strong
It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is in my bones
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
I see, you feel the way I do, the feeling all so true
the good feelings coming thru
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be, to get the best of me
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is getting strong
It's been much too long, I feel it comming on
The feeling is in my bones
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
At last the long wait is over
the weight is off my shoulder
I'm taking all control yeah
My mind is set so free
I'm where I want to be
To get the best of me
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
Too long, can you feel it, too long, oh can you feel it
You know you need it, I need it too
you know you need it, it's good for you
We're gonna move
You know you need it, I need it too
you know you need it
It's good for you
I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/franco.jpg)
I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/franco.jpg)
I jacked off 4 times today. One less than my record in a day, and I can't even think about doing it again without my penis backing into my pelvis.(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/Gearharaden/franco.jpg)
What does THAT mean? It's James Franco!
wtf?
:bow Apatow :bow2
:bow Rogen :bow2
Nohttp://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352
:rofl :roflNohttp://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352spoiler (click to show/hide)THAT IS GOOD WEED![close]
wait, you're not in it, are you? :( i hate you
:rofl :roflNohttp://www.1up.com/do/blogEntry?bId=8715566&publicUserId=5524352spoiler (click to show/hide)THAT IS GOOD WEED![close]
what song is that at the end of the trailer??
Mupepe
TVC 15
GilloD
Grecco
Bildi
Enl
Cajolejuice
Malek: King of Kings
And then there were eight.
I've edged plenty of times since this started...but I hit the point of no return tonight, and just fucking exploded.
Well I know I'm not part of the official running but I think I easily had the shortest run. I quit on 8 a.m. on Monday April, 28 and gave up on 10 p.m. Monday April, 28.:o you lasted so long!
Lost it to this: http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirlssodwebtrailer3_Large.wmv
Well I know I'm not part of the official running but I think I easily had the shortest run. I quit on 8 a.m. on Monday April, 28 and gave up on 10 p.m. Monday April, 28.
Lost it to this: http://actiongirls.com/a/trailer/actiongirlssodwebtrailer3_Large.wmv
.....
it was a freaking trailer to a seriously unhorny looking film
Im gonna jerk off to kissing lesbians today.
Im gonna jerk off Kiss while listening to lesbians.
I'm going to a Kiss concert to meet lesbians.
I'm really depressed and really drunk, and should last for some time.
To anyone left, go masturbate: This is over.
Watching you leave the comp.I'm really depressed and really drunk, and should last for some time.
To anyone left, go masturbate: This is over.
Poor guy. You know what would cheer you up right now?
I got a real good shot at winning this. Woot.
Any reason your depressed Malek? other than the usually I mean.Everything.
One, two
Slutty's coming for you
Three, four
Better not touch that whore
Five, six
You best watch your dicks
Seven, eight
Don't you masturbate
Nine, ten
Never cream again
When cum and water mix there seems to be some strange chemical reaction and the cum goes all weird. So it doesn't go down the shower drain so well.
I hope that goes for everyone otherwise I have some weirdo freak sperm.
Mupepe, I'm out of the comp but still in the list. Please don't forget me. :(Haha, I just hadn't had a chance to update, doing it now :p
I've masturbated to things you people wouldn't believe. Black chicks on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched G-strings glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like cum in down the shower drain. Time to wank.
Still hanging in there. I'm actually surprised that my dreams haven't tried to fuck me over yet.I made it I think a week and it was killing me by that time.
I had a dream that I was in an episode of Lost and Evangeline Lily was my love interest. OMG she was wearing white panties....
I slept longer than I've slept in a long time hoping the dream would keep going. It was pretty fucked up, but now I'm starting to miss her :'(