Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
WHY DID I ENTER THIS THREAD?
Dude, I'm married....lights off always!!
:'(
How exactly does one bleach a cornhole anyway?
Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
you put a rubber on yer tongue?
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
you put a rubber on yer tongue?
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
you put a rubber on yer tongue?
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
Well, hopefully not.
As said though, it's just one of those primal things. And while some may not like it so much, the chicks that dig it really dig it. I think there's something about a dude being so into the girl that he's ready to rim the corn, it sets them off in a good way. Which also tends to mean that they might be into doing something they normally wouldn't.
I certainly would never do it during a one-nighter.
Yeah. Since this is supposed to be a 'serious' thread, I should reiterate this. Why the fuck would you do that? It's one of the most disgusting ways to get aroused. :-X :-X
Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
you put a rubber on yer tongue?
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
What are you, a fucking queer or something?
Bleach? what?
I've done it with 2 chicks by now, and well, i just went ahead and did it. But i did have a rubber on, so that might change things.
you put a rubber on yer tongue?
Wait a minute. You were talking about licking an ASS?
Ugh, why would you want to do that?
Makes no sense. That's some kinky ass shit.
What are you, a fucking queer or something?
Wouldn't a queer be more prone to lick an ass, since he doesn't have another hole to lick?
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.
How do you know they're clean? HMM?
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
Um, I only lick clean assholes. Nothing to worry about.
The natural musk of the female asshole is a huge turn-on for me. It probably dates back to when I was in grade school and girls use to put their fingers in their crack and have me smell them, but whatever.
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
what the fuck. i have never felt an urge -- primal or otherwise -- to go for the dooky dispenser. in fact, my instinct says STAY AWAY SHIT COMES FROM THERE
Same here, man. I used to get Cosmo and they were always like "play with your man's back door while giving him oral sex." I think I'd get smacked in the head if I tried that. SO. GROSS.
I don't mind having my asshole eaten, either.
I'll eat the pink, not the stink.
You don't have to tongue fuck her asshole you weirdo. Just swirl it around the outside for a lil tickle.
i defer to those who practice their palate on the nuances of the nether cleft, then! to me, it's still the fucking PLACE WHERE POOP COMES OUT and is GROSS and also VERBOTEN.You are way too uptight; just let loose and rim the corn.
only virgins talk like that
fuck, sweat is urea, if you get down to it. piss is sanitary, if unpleasant -- it's not packed with bacteria and the whole suite of colonic detritus. i try not to dwell on the purpose of the urethra, but it's a far fucking cry from the pulsing purple pucker.
Well, I mean. . . girls don't poop, right?
O hay gais wuts goin on? :-*
Nothing like looking up from the treasure trove with a brand new pisstache.
Well, I mean. . . girls don't poop, right?
Right. And when they fart, it's a fresh breeze that smells like raspberries.
Why did I just read the term rim the corn? Rim the corn, Seriously? :-\
Rim the Corn
Rim the CornRim the Corn
Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?
Don't be so uptight.
i can respect that. You can't pull out the porn star bag of tricks on every girl you meet. There's a certain level of comfort and trust to sex, especially when you venture out of the norm.Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?
Don't be so uptight.
Nope, and I'm not interested in it.
Knowing your own personal boundaries, and those of your partner, doesn't make you a prude. Sorry, try again.
i can see how it's not everyone's cup of tea. Only something i do with someone i'm really comfortable with. That, or one of those odd nights of too much alcohol and drugs, we're both horny, and shit just happens. i'd rather suck sexy toes than ass, personally. For those who are against it, well, unless you only go down on your girl after she showers, you're getting some second hand analingal action. i won't even get started on if you FHUTA or cum in her mouth. Things just get mixed up during sex. Even vanilla sex is pretty nasty when you think about it.
i don't get the fascination with bleached assholes though. That's a porn thing and i doubt it's extended much out of Cali and the well-to-do MILFs and cougars. The latter group is really eating up the vag rejuvination surgery though. It's like the new breast surgery for married and lonely 40+ women.
i can respect that. You can't pull out the porn star bag of tricks on every girl you meet. There's a certain level of comfort and trust to sex, especially when you venture out of the norm.Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?
Don't be so uptight.
Nope, and I'm not interested in it.
Knowing your own personal boundaries, and those of your partner, doesn't make you a prude. Sorry, try again.
i can't wait until the folks who wear fursuits and put battery cables on their dicks come in and call ALL OF US prudes
I don't even see how it feels good for the other person
I don't even see how it feels good for the other person
The comments REVEAL so much about the posters.
- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it
- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it
no reciprocation?
i would prefer it if they just sat on my face instead.
- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting itwhen they try to kiss you afterwards do you turn away or do you enjoy the taste of you own ass?
- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting itwhen they try to kiss you afterwards do you turn away or do you enoy the taste of you own ass?
I never have, and I was gonna say why the fuck would you ever want to, but the vagina doesn't exactly taste like a bowl of ice cream either, so, eh. But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down? Nay, I think I'll concede the ass eating to hardier men than I.
I never have, and I was gonna say why the fuck would you ever want to, but the vagina doesn't exactly taste like a bowl of ice cream either, so, eh. But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down? Nay, I think I'll concede the ass eating to hardier men than I.
I don't get the toes thing at all. I'll take ass anyday.i don't have a toe or foot fetish, i just happened to be thinking of one of this woman that i performed analingus on and i remembered i had a thing for her feet. It was something that started completely out of something non-sexual at all, but it in hindsight it really turned me on. Sometimes it's those little things that people don't even do consciously that makes them sexy.
Even though I just wrote that, when I read it back it sounds wrong. But different strokes for different folks as you say.
i can't wait until the folks who wear fursuits and put battery cables on their dicks come in and call ALL OF US prudesGod i just don't get furries. Or people who get off on inanimate objects, like the guy who had sex with his car.
But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down?
And ab's right...having it done to you feels really WYKD. When a girl's going down on me and she's at the tweener...I find myself hoping to hell she'll cross the bridge for even a second. It feels crazy awesome :rofl
I don't know, guys. It's seems like at anytime while licking a girls ass, she could get mud butt and cover your entire body with liquid shit.Can't we just acknowledge/pretend that girls don't poop and avoid posts like this?
Oh and what do you do if you're going all up in a girls ass, your parents come over for a surprise visit and you have shit on your nose? What do you tell them? Perhaps you tell them you were just having some chocolate cake?
No because you know in the back of your mind this could happen.i want to lick all of your assholes
I bet you do you fucking pedophile.
I don't know, guys. It's seems like at anytime while licking a girls ass, she could get mud butt and cover your entire body with liquid shit.http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TUEMDJ233T6ICTSM6/p5#c99
Oh and what do you do if you're going all up in a girls ass, your parents come over for a surprise visit and you have shit on your nose? What do you tell them? Perhaps you tell them you were just having some chocolate cake?
i want to lick all of your assholes
no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy:rofl :rofl :rofl
no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy:rofl :rofl :rofl
no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussyI don't think it works that way.
also some comments on some of the other posts I have seen.
- actually sticking the tongue in - NO WAY!
- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it
- to whoever said it would make them 'freak out' or something: I think it will more make you freaka out - as it should. You should barely be able to take it and it should make your fingertips tingle like they have stars in them.
Sin scar?I don't know about that but I do think he's homosexual.
I must say PD - you do type the comments of a natural lover of men.
Wether yer queer or straight :Normally I get my asseating out of the way around 1am when I'm groggy and not fully aware. And it helps if she's Asian. Them asses be sparkling. Otherwise, no dice.
if that asshole isnt bleached (male/female) are you eating/licking it?
So if you were with a fully dual organ hermaphrodite, would you suck the dick because it's easier?
I don't really wander around in the corn fields too much. I've done it before, but it's just not my thing. Where is Shuri at so we can get some female perspective in here.
folks who wear fursuits
a penis is an outside organ. at least you wouldn't be sticking your tongue inside someone's sin scar
Bring on the fruits and whipped cream as well, or perhaps a lube massage. Helps mask any potentially offensive smells too.
I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting.
I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.
a penis is an outside organ. at least you wouldn't be sticking your tongue inside someone's sin scar
SIN SCAR? i have never heard of that term at all. jesus christ you christians.
I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.
I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Is he still in elementary school?
Tune in next week for our in depth discussion about skull fucking - and the very racy topic of taking a gun, shooting someone full of holes and then fucking each hole.
Now, piss on the other hand.... ::)I once saw a documentary/human interest segment on TV where a guy drank his own piss every day, because apparently it's healthy or something.