very important discussion about ass eating

[etiolate]

So if you were with a fully dual organ hermaphrodite, would you suck the dick because it's easier?

[CajoleJuice]

PD, just suck a dick already.

[abrader]

Sin scar?

I must say PD - you do type the comments of a natural lover of men.

[brawndolicious]

uh...for the original topic, the idea of eating ass just sounds too nasty to me but if you're being clean about it and not eating corn kernels as somebody put it then it's fine if that's what makes you happy and gets you off since it's not hurting anybody.

Sin scar?
I must say PD - you do type the comments of a natural lover of men.

I don't know about that but I do think he's homosexual.

[Kestastrophe]

I don't really wander around in the corn fields too much. I've done it before, but it's just not my thing. Where is Shuri at so we can get some female perspective in here.

[tiesto]

abrader

Best post on the message board! My friend RAVES about eating two-hole, especially bleached, but I won't even consider trying it.

[evilromero]

Wether yer queer or straight :

if that asshole isnt bleached (male/female) are you eating/licking it?

Normally I get my asseating out of the way around 1am when I'm groggy and not fully aware. And it helps if she's Asian. Them asses be sparkling. Otherwise, no dice.

[Phoenix Dark]

So if you were with a fully dual organ hermaphrodite, would you suck the dick because it's easier?

i couldn't say. if i truly loved a hermaphrodite who knows, but most of them have ugly/small shit iirc

[Reb]

so much homo

/smh

[Tauntaun]

I don't really wander around in the corn fields too much. I've done it before, but it's just not my thing. Where is Shuri at so we can get some female perspective in here.

I thought Shuri was a dude.

[crimsondynamics]

If it seems gross to eat hole, just get a shower beforehand and start from there.

I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

I think eating each other out is great. Bring on the fruits and whipped cream as well, or perhaps a lube massage. Helps mask any potentially offensive smells too. Oh, and toys. I love it when women are game with toys. I'm no holds barred with this stuff and expect the lady to be the same way.

Depending on the lady, it's alright to have raw, "unclean" sex. Brings out the primal urges. There are tribes where you don't bathe for a month before wedding night so that the sex is more intense. But one month's 29 days too unclean for me.

[duckman2000]

folks who wear fursuits

[demi]

a penis is an outside organ. at least you wouldn't be sticking your tongue inside someone's sin scar

SIN SCAR? i have never heard of that term at all. jesus christ you christians.

[Kestastrophe]

Bring on the fruits and whipped cream as well, or perhaps a lube massage. Helps mask any potentially offensive smells too.

All it takes is one nasty smell for someone to forever associate that fruit/food product with the smell for a long time.

I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting.

[Tauntaun]

I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

There's no way dude there's just....no way.  I mean before this thread I would have said w/o a doubt that there's not one dude who wouldn't love a bj but now, son you know what you need to do, the numbers MUST add up.

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Castrate or assassinate your friend! 

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[abrader]

a penis is an outside organ. at least you wouldn't be sticking your tongue inside someone's sin scar

SIN SCAR? i have never heard of that term at all. jesus christ you christians.

I thought they were the words of a gay man.

I dont know much about christians - i have never been to a church and my family is buddhist....

Do all christians make homo comments like that?

"sin scar"

[demi]

maybe it is just limited to the homeschooled, i am being too harsh on christians

[Brehvolution]

I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Is he still in elementary school?

[Tauntaun]

I have a friend who feels getting his wang sucked on is disgusting. I dunno, but different strokes for different folks, I guess.

Is he still in elementary school?

Or is he really a she?

[abrader]

Tune in next week for our in depth discussion about skull fucking - and the very racy topic of taking a gun, shooting someone full of holes and then fucking each hole.

[Tauntaun]

Tune in next week for our in depth discussion about skull fucking - and the very racy topic of taking a gun, shooting someone full of holes and then fucking each hole.

We talking 12 gauge or 22 gauge? 

[Tieno]

Damn, I never would have guessed duckman to be such an assman. What a pro. 

[Tieno]

Now, piss on the other hand.... 

I once saw a documentary/human interest segment on TV where a guy drank his own piss every day, because apparently it's healthy or something.

[duckman2000]

That doesn't make it yummy.

[abrader]

I once saw a COUM Transmissions video where Genessis P Orridge gives himself 3 quick enemas in a row - one filled with blood, one with milk and one with urine....after he shot all three bottle of liquid up his ass he squirted out the mixture all over the floor of the Chicago Metro Museum.

Sounds about right considering the shit they have in that museum.

[crimsondynamics]

There's nothing wrong with eating ass. Besides, it's a sphincter muscle, and sphincters are specialized muscles with lots of concentrated nerve endings which if stimulated correctly leads to intense pleasure. I guess that's why lots of ladies like it when you go for the rimmer.

Also, for those that get grossed out by the prospect of eating ass: it's well-known that human mouths are filthier than dog mouths, and dogs lick each others asses all the time. We don't. That should tell you something.

[Bildi]

We should be licking dog's asses?