very important discussion about ass eating

[Bacon]

You don't have to tongue fuck her asshole you weirdo. Just swirl it around the outside for a lil tickle.

[Bildi]

But, you know, go in if you want to...

[duckman2000]

Yeah, seriously. Maybe others are, but I'm definitely not talking about slipping the tongue inside. I don't think there's a level of horniness quite savage enough to get me to consider actually poking turd.

[Van Cruncheon]

i defer to those who practice their palate on the nuances of the nether cleft, then! to me, it's still the fucking PLACE WHERE POOP COMES OUT and is GROSS and also VERBOTEN.

[duckman2000]

Now, piss on the other hand.... 

[Bildi]

Prole's been cooped up for too long.  He needs to go for the gusto.

[bork]

I'll eat the pink, not the stink.

Yes.

You don't have to tongue fuck her asshole you weirdo. Just swirl it around the outside for a lil tickle.

Oh yuck, that's still where SHIT COMES OUT.  SHIT.  Fecal matter.  Fucking disgusting.

[Van Cruncheon]

fuck, sweat is urea, if you get down to it. piss is sanitary, if unpleasant -- it's not packed with bacteria and the whole suite of colonic detritus. i try not to dwell on the purpose of the urethra, but it's a far fucking cry from the pulsing purple pucker.

[BamYouHaveAids]

i defer to those who practice their palate on the nuances of the nether cleft, then! to me, it's still the fucking PLACE WHERE POOP COMES OUT and is GROSS and also VERBOTEN.

You are way too uptight; just let loose and rim the corn.

[demi]

only virgins talk like that

No I dont :|

[Bildi]

So we're moving on to watersports now?

[duckman2000]

fuck, sweat is urea, if you get down to it. piss is sanitary, if unpleasant -- it's not packed with bacteria and the whole suite of colonic detritus. i try not to dwell on the purpose of the urethra, but it's a far fucking cry from the pulsing purple pucker.

Until you go down on a coked up clubchick who "oops"... just couldn't hold it in because the tonguing tickled so good. Nothing like looking up from the treasure trove with a brand new pisstache.

[aoi tsuki]

O hay gais wuts goin on? 

[duckman2000]

Well, I mean. . . girls don't poop, right?

Right. And when they fart, it's a fresh breeze that smells like raspberries.

[Van Cruncheon]

O hay gais wuts goin on? 

now i really AM fleeing this thread :'(

[Bildi]

Nothing like looking up from the treasure trove with a brand new pisstache.

[bork]

Well, I mean. . . girls don't poop, right?

Right. And when they fart, it's a fresh breeze that smells like raspberries.

No, no.  Cinnamon and sugar.  Virgin LOL

[muckhole]

Why did I just read the term rim the corn? Rim the corn, Seriously? 

Rim the Corn

Rim the Corn

Rim the Corn

I'm grabbing my guitar. I feel a song coming on!

[aoi tsuki]

i can see how it's not everyone's cup of tea. Only something i do with someone i'm really comfortable with. That, or one of those odd nights of too much alcohol and drugs, we're both horny, and shit just happens. i'd rather suck sexy toes than ass, personally. For those who are against it, well, unless you only go down on your girl after she showers, you're getting some second hand analingal action. i won't even get started on if you FHUTA or cum in her mouth. Things just get mixed up during sex. Even vanilla sex is pretty nasty when you think about it.

i don't get the fascination with bleached assholes though. That's a porn thing and i doubt it's extended much out of Cali and the well-to-do MILFs and cougars. The latter group is really eating up the vag rejuvination surgery though. It's like the new breast surgery for married and lonely 40+ women.

[xnikki118x]

Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?

Don't be so uptight.

Nope, and I'm not interested in it.

Knowing your own personal boundaries, and those of your partner, doesn't make you a prude. Sorry, try again.

[Bacon]

You're frigid, at the very least.

[aoi tsuki]

Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?

Don't be so uptight.

Nope, and I'm not interested in it.

Knowing your own personal boundaries, and those of your partner, doesn't make you a prude. Sorry, try again.

i can respect that. You can't pull out the porn star bag of tricks on every girl you meet. There's a certain level of comfort and trust to sex, especially when you venture out of the norm.

[Bildi]

I agree with others here.  If someone didn't enjoy something, there's no way I'd do it.  If it's not enjoyable for them, it can't be enjoyable for me.

i can see how it's not everyone's cup of tea. Only something i do with someone i'm really comfortable with. That, or one of those odd nights of too much alcohol and drugs, we're both horny, and shit just happens. i'd rather suck sexy toes than ass, personally. For those who are against it, well, unless you only go down on your girl after she showers, you're getting some second hand analingal action. i won't even get started on if you FHUTA or cum in her mouth. Things just get mixed up during sex. Even vanilla sex is pretty nasty when you think about it.

i don't get the fascination with bleached assholes though. That's a porn thing and i doubt it's extended much out of Cali and the well-to-do MILFs and cougars. The latter group is really eating up the vag rejuvination surgery though. It's like the new breast surgery for married and lonely 40+ women.

I don't get the toes thing at all.  I'll take ass anyday. 

Even though I just wrote that, when I read it back it sounds wrong.  But different strokes for different folks as you say.

[Van Cruncheon]

i can't wait until the folks who wear fursuits and put battery cables on their dicks come in and call ALL OF US prudes

[etiolate]

I don't even see how it feels good for the other person

[xnikki118x]

Prude. Have you even had your asshole licked?

Don't be so uptight.

Nope, and I'm not interested in it.

Knowing your own personal boundaries, and those of your partner, doesn't make you a prude. Sorry, try again.

i can respect that. You can't pull out the porn star bag of tricks on every girl you meet. There's a certain level of comfort and trust to sex, especially when you venture out of the norm.

Exactly, thank you.

i can't wait until the folks who wear fursuits and put battery cables on their dicks come in and call ALL OF US prudes

Furries LOLOLOL.

I don't even see how it feels good for the other person

Yeah I think I'd be skeeved out.

[Bacon]

I don't even see how it feels good for the other person

They probably enjoy that their lover enjoys every part of their body and can feel no inhibitions while around them.

It doesn't feel better when a girl swallows my cum, but it does turn me on more when she does it, know what I mean?

[abrader]

iv had it done to me - it can be WKYD - that whole area is pretty tingly...from the tower and on down...

OMG this thread is so zsa zsa!

The comments REVEAL so much about the posters.

[abrader]

also some comments on some of the other posts I have seen.

- actually sticking the tongue in - NO WAY!

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

- to whoever said it would make them 'freak out' or something: I think it will more make you freaka out - as it should. You should barely be able to take it and it should make your fingertips tingle like they have stars in them.

[Van Cruncheon]

The comments REVEAL so much about the posters.

this

[Van Cruncheon]

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

no reciprocation?

[abrader]

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

no reciprocation?

Not really....im no bridge jumper

i dont mind watching others bridge jump.

[demi]

i would prefer it if they just sat on my face instead.

[abrader]

i would prefer it if they just sat on my face instead.

I dont believe thats ever done.....

1.) iv been to a bear night and seen the build of the doods

2.) when it comes to ass action - the pilot needs control.

[BamYouHaveAids]

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

when they try to kiss you afterwards do you turn away or do you enjoy the taste of you own ass?

[VALIS]

I never have, and I was gonna say why the fuck would you ever want to, but the vagina doesn't exactly taste like a bowl of ice cream either, so, eh. But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down? Nay, I think I'll concede the ass eating to hardier men than I.

[abrader]

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

when they try to kiss you afterwards do you turn away or do you enoy the taste of you own ass?

I dont really taste like anything - and yess i like to kiss alot - and its only been done to me in a shower etc....

dood people dont like hop in the car, drive for 3 days and then start licking some sweaty ass....

its only done right after shower or in spa, shower, etc...

Or at least I hope noone is doin it sticky

[abrader]

I never have, and I was gonna say why the fuck would you ever want to, but the vagina doesn't exactly taste like a bowl of ice cream either, so, eh. But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down? Nay, I think I'll concede the ass eating to hardier men than I.

See thats just it - if you think you got corn on the cobb (WTF is with this corn/cornhole shit - I do not get it) you should stop the other person from gettin to it...kinda like a girl should stop ya from rokkin the mic when she is bleeding.

[xnikki118x]

I never have, and I was gonna say why the fuck would you ever want to, but the vagina doesn't exactly taste like a bowl of ice cream either, so, eh. But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down? Nay, I think I'll concede the ass eating to hardier men than I.

[BamYouHaveAids]

You should find a girl that wants to rim you, eat a boiled cabbage sandwhich beforehand and watch the results. If she still preforms you know its love. 

[abrader]

yeah its also only ever done for a few seconds - nobody wants a 30 minute session or anything - once you have hit the max stimulation level it gets numb or starts to feel akward...id definately give a girl the "ummm WTF" tap if she did it too long...usually by then their juice is beyond flowing and its easy to quickly move on

[aoi tsuki]

I don't get the toes thing at all.  I'll take ass anyday. 

Even though I just wrote that, when I read it back it sounds wrong.  But different strokes for different folks as you say.

i don't have a toe or foot fetish, i just happened to be thinking of one of this woman that i performed analingus on and i remembered i had a thing for her feet. It was something that started completely out of something non-sexual at all, but it in hindsight it really turned me on. Sometimes it's those little things that people don't even do consciously that makes them sexy.

[abrader]

iv had toes sucked before too - thats wkyd - its as good as having a chikka lick yer nipples, etc..

[abrader]

Aeon Flux knows whats up - remember her feet fantasies?

The blue guy with the ribbed rubber tongue licking the soles of her feet....

I fucking LUV getting my feet tickled - this is all in the same family of pleasuria.

[aoi tsuki]

^^^
Yeah, toes is awesome. So warm and wet.

i can't wait until the folks who wear fursuits and put battery cables on their dicks come in and call ALL OF US prudes

God i just don't get furries. Or people who get off on inanimate objects, like the guy who had sex with his car.

[jiji]

Man, I am not down with the toes at at all. I don't like to go near them, and I won't let my GF near mine. But I'm fine with a romp around her o-ring after a hot shower. Funny, that. 

Still, I think I should invest in some dental dams for the next time around, just for the peace of mind.

[Bildi]

But what if you're in there with your tongue fishing around and you pull out a nibblet of corn? How do you not freak the fuck out and burn her house down?

Asses are pretty tight - your tongue will get cleaned on the way out.

But practically speaking you would have a pretty good idea what's going on so if Mr Hankey is lurking you would exercise some discretion.  A shower doesn't go astray either, but then that applies to vaginas too.

And ab's right...having it done to you feels really WYKD.  When a girl's going down on me and she's at the tweener...I find myself hoping to hell she'll cross the bridge for even a second.  It feels crazy awesome

The honesty is brutal. 

Tweener
FA

[Himu]

i want to lick all of your assholes

[Crushed]

welp

[Himu]

I don't know, guys. It's seems like at anytime while licking a girls ass, she could get mud butt and cover your entire body with liquid shit.

Oh and what do you do if you're going all up in a girls ass, your parents come over for a surprise visit and you have shit on your nose? What do you tell them? Perhaps you tell them you were just having some chocolate cake?

Can't we just acknowledge/pretend that girls don't poop and avoid posts like this?

No because you know in the back of your mind this could happen.

i want to lick all of your assholes

I bet you do you fucking pedophile.

i forgot that there are minors here

i want to lick all of your assholes*

* - unless you under the age of 17**

** - 17 is legal in texas

[aoi tsuki]

I don't know, guys. It's seems like at anytime while licking a girls ass, she could get mud butt and cover your entire body with liquid shit.

Oh and what do you do if you're going all up in a girls ass, your parents come over for a surprise visit and you have shit on your nose? What do you tell them? Perhaps you tell them you were just having some chocolate cake?

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/sex/TUEMDJ233T6ICTSM6/p5#c99

[Bildi]

"uk scat guy" 

Rarely does a handle tell me so much about a person.

[Phoenix Dark]

if i could sex beyonce i'd bite her ass and lick it but my tongue wouldn't come close to her anus. that's a no no. i guess i could eat pussy if it looked good, but most vaginas look so ugly 

no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy

[etiolate]

i want to lick all of your assholes

mgs5: Corn Rimmer

[MCD]

no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy

[Van Cruncheon]

no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy

smh @ this mad homo nikka

[etiolate]

you cocksuckers got it easy!

[Phoenix Dark]

a penis is an outside organ. at least you wouldn't be sticking your tongue inside someone's sin scar

[Crushed]

no homo but it seems easier to suck a dick than eat a pussy

I don't think it works that way.

"no homo but i think it's easier to get fucked by a man than to have sex with a woman"

[The Sceneman]

also some comments on some of the other posts I have seen.

- actually sticking the tongue in - NO WAY!

- I dont really do it to other people but I dont mind getting it

- to whoever said it would make them 'freak out' or something: I think it will more make you freaka out - as it should. You should barely be able to take it and it should make your fingertips tingle like they have stars in them.

fuck bro thats the best part