My mom should read Mary Worth. She's still afraid of shopping online.
I wish my wife was smart and resourceful :-\
I wish I had a wife :-\
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True Mary Worth fans recognize.
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)
True Mary Worth fans recognize.
captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)
True Mary Worth fans recognize.
captain kangaroo??spoiler (click to show/hide)Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.[close]
My God.This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)
True Mary Worth fans recognize.
captain kangaroo??spoiler (click to show/hide)Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.[close]
That was like 2 years ago.
I don't get it, where's the joke.
Jesus.
The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.
Jesus.
The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.
No shit. That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.
Jesus.
The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.
No shit. That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)
True Mary Worth fans recognize.
captain kangaroo??spoiler (click to show/hide)Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.[close]
This is probably the best Mary Worth ever:
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It definitely peaked with Aldo. It hasn't gotten that good since.
So what's the gift she got him?
I just want the cooked dinners
I like how the Curmudgeon points out that she completes her purchase by pressing the F10 key rather than clicking the mouse. Not that her computer appears to have a mouse.
royal... brain power?
and wtf:
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royal... brain power?
and wtf:
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What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.
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What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.
Oh wait, I forgot this comic is for old people. They probably already forgot what happened yesterday by now.
Holy shit. Who is making that site?
Schedule: When Ian says I have to
Is this fucking strip always like this? :lol
Also, what grown woman buys a single DVD for their husband for his birthday?
Is this fucking strip always like this? :lol
She may be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, but you can't deny she's hot.Depends on the panel. Some panels she's hot, other panels she looks like a goon.
The strip then took off, according to Saunders (autobiography ch. 13), as he and Ernst introduced over the years a "parade of dazzling, dreamlined dishes," from ingenues to vixens. Each story (and its cast) was independent, with little continuity to the next, and Mary generally made only brief appearances to react and give her matronly advice. Only in recent decades has the strip centered more on her, along with a regular cast of her closest friends: Professor Ian Cameron (the spitting image of former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop) and his younger wife Toby (who is too dumb to ignore phishing e-mails), advice columnist Wilbur Weston (the man with comics' worst comb-over) and his college student daughter Dawn, and Dr. Jeff Cory, Mary's perennial beau (who seems obsessed with the children of Vietnam), and his son Dr. Drew Cory (the local playa, who winds up bitter and lonely after trying to keep up relationships with both Dawn and Vera). Many stories now begin with new people she meets in her volunteer work at the local hospital or at poolside parties at Charterstone, where she is known for her tuna casserole.
identity theft is surprising, but rarely happy
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DVD = extravagance? What an awful wife.
DVD = extravagance? What an awful wife.
"Ha! Like our personal information!"
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"Ha! Like our personal information!":lol :lol
"Ha! Like our personal information!":lol :lol
How long does this storyline have to go on for?
I bet tomorrow's strip will show them sitting on the couch, watching the DVD, with her again mentioning how amazing enormoushop.com is.
[youtube=425,350]wbUm4q5Euyk[/youtube]
:spin
There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page. If only they had done the Aldo storyline.
Redirect – Don't Panic!
Your request for www.enormoushop.com is being redirected to your personal “Account Update” page.
This is all perfectly normal and reasonable, and there's no reason to be concerned.
Seriously, don't worry about a thing – here's a picture of a lock you can look at for reassurance:
fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.
is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?
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:rofl
Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.
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.....:lol :lol :lol
Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.
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.....:lol :lol :lol
so going online to find it at some online store makes it hard to find :lol
Keith: You read Luann, Sally Forth, Rex Morgan, or Cathy?
fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.
is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?
Just check the Mary Worth category at Curmudgeon. He usually catches the interesting stuff going on. Believe me, it's not all this thrilling.
There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page. If only they had done the Aldo storyline.
You'll just have to settle for this:
[youtube=425,350]V7nCEPAZWGY[/youtube]
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"I guess I'll have to wait for the bill since I never actually looked at the price. I assume that these newfangled DVDs cost hundreds of dollars though."
Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?
Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?
C.L.: What’s your beef with “For Better or For Worse?”
J.F.: Lynn Johnston’s idea of having the F.B.O.F.W. characters age more or less in real time was absolutely brilliant, and it really got a lot of people who are my age (roughly the age of the children in the strip) and my parents’ age (roughly the age of the parents) deeply emotionally involved. Over the years, there’s always been stuff to gripe about, but it has felt like a more or less natural flow of things that happened in people’s lives. But since she decided a few years ago that she was going to wrap the ongoing storylines up, it’s felt more and more forced into a “happy ending,” and that happy ending, it’s become increasingly clear, involves the kids replicating their parents’ boring suburban lives. The story of Elizabeth, who had an interesting job teaching in a Native Canadian village in the far north and gave it up to get together with Anthony, her terribly boring wet-noodle high school sweetheart, has been a particularly hot-button issue for people who don’t want to be white-bread suburbanites.
I have to admit that the preceeding paragraph shows how much power the narrative still has, even over people who ostensibly now hate the strip. It also makes me sound like a crazy person for caring so much, but I don’t care, do you hear me? I don’t! I HATE ANTHONY AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
C.L.: What will Mary Worth’s last words be?
J.F.: I’m pretty sure that the last several weeks of Mary Worth will consist of her cackling maniacally as she stands atop a mountain of the corpses of her victims. Then, in the final strip, a missile from an unmanned Predator drone will destroy her mountain lair, and the final panel will be some grim-faced Special-Ops guy declaring that “we just killed history’s greatest monster.”
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IT BEGINS
maybe it's the first charge to confirm they have the right account information
something small and innocuous to be more easily hidden until confirmation they have the door in.
That look on Ian's face in panel 2 looks like a good ol' "slip a finger into my ass as you nosh on my cock" face.
:rofl http://www.enormoushop.com/ is fantastic again today
cant wait till she loses her house over this
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That last panel, wowww
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That last panel, wowww
will they have sex at the poolside?
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW
its heightening my anticipation of the upcoming strip
I cant wait to see how she signs the cheque
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Ian's sexy.
I wonder if "poolside" is similar to "roadside".
http://joshreads.com/?p=206 (http://joshreads.com/?p=206)
Ian is ready to fuck.in front ofthat kid.
Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?
Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?
Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?
I bet Ian pulls out and blows his load all over Toby's back, and then uses his neckbeard to sponge up the semen.
Damn, our boy's on the big side.
Who the hell goes for a leisurely swim in a bathing cap?
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OMG OLD MARY WORTH WITH CONTINUITY. Ian was already established as a computer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.
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This is the best blog ever.
http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/
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Toby, you idiot.
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Toby, you idiot.
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Toby, you idiot.
I read through this entire thread and I don't see the funny. Is this some kind of dumb avant garde new-age shit?
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Oh no.
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Oh no.
Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .
Six days ago:Considering your prognostications concerning your chances for future romance, I would say it really sucks.Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .
Yeah, it sucks being right all the time.
Wait 10 minutes.
EnormouShop can save your soul! Are you a "high net worth" individual struggling with excessive credit limits, a long list of financial assets, and a materialist lifestyle? Ask about the EnormouShop "Black Card" program! We'll manage your entire credit portfolio, so you can get back to the simple lifestyle you deserve!
WOW
Never mind, here it is.
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Toby continues to be distinguished mentally-challenged.
"I better not call my bank back. This sounds like some kind of scam to get me to reveal my credit card number over the phone."
wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...
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wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...
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Too bad we couldn't eliminate the writer of Mary Worth and put Jarosh in charge.
I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?
*to Google I go!*
I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?
*to Google I go!*
His face one the last panel :rofl
Someone post the ereader controversy
Didn't Aldo die? :'(
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Something arousing about this woman in black asking the naive blonde woman if she knows what Phishing is while standing behind her with a menacing look. If I squint hard enough she's asking what "Fisting" is and Toby is scared.