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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on August 03, 2008, 07:43:07 PM

Title: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 03, 2008, 07:43:07 PM
Mary Worth (the comic strip, not necessarily the character) blows minds for a living:

(http://joshreads.com/images/08/08/i080803maryworth.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 03, 2008, 07:44:48 PM
partial failure, she didn't mention the birthday blowjob
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 03, 2008, 07:57:36 PM
My mom should read Mary Worth. She's still afraid of shopping online.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 03, 2008, 08:11:42 PM
My mom should read Mary Worth. She's still afraid of shopping online.

She should use http://www.enormoushop.com/
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 03, 2008, 08:17:01 PM
Wow :lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: bagofeyes on August 03, 2008, 08:18:06 PM
I wish my wife was smart and resourceful  :-\

I wish I had a wife  :-\
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2008, 08:35:31 PM
But...Toby's a man's name. I didn't know Mary Worth featured gay marriage and cheeseburgers, my mind is blown!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Brehvolution on August 03, 2008, 09:02:21 PM
I wish my wife was smart and resourceful  :-\

I wish I had a wife  :-\

As long as you don't mind giving half your shit to your room mate when you decide to leave. And, at times, you'll want to.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: bagofeyes on August 03, 2008, 09:08:55 PM
I just want the cooked dinners
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Draft on August 03, 2008, 11:19:17 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 03, 2008, 11:29:24 PM
I don't get it, where's the joke.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 03, 2008, 11:44:48 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

That was like 2 years ago.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Draft on August 03, 2008, 11:47:08 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

That was like 2 years ago.
My God.

I'm so old.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 03, 2008, 11:52:11 PM
I don't get it, where's the joke.

Comic strips have jokes? Is this new?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 04, 2008, 12:10:13 AM
I know who Aldo is!

Great smiley, though.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on August 04, 2008, 12:11:08 AM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics.  Holy hell are they horrible.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 04, 2008, 12:17:27 AM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics.  Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit.  That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on August 04, 2008, 12:20:35 AM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics.  Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit.  That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.

it's fucking amazing.  i'd never seen it before.  but i can't imagine i can read much more about mary worth, family circus and funky winkerbean or whatever the hell it's called.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 05:17:43 PM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics.  Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit.  That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.


I have been compulsively reading this for some unknown reason for hours, and now I know several years worth of backstories for shitty comic strips. Thanks.


PS: I can't read his Gil Thorp commentary without imagining Genghis Cohen.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2008, 05:24:14 PM
(http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 04, 2008, 05:26:24 PM
Actually, iirc, Aldo got DRUNK and then drove off a cliff.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 05:27:41 PM
god, i'm reading these and

why


why do people care about mary worth, why do these strange middle aged men find her incredibly attractive and hot, why does everyone listen to her advice even though she's just ruining their lives


why
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 05:31:19 PM
why is the syndicated version of spider-man so worthless and pathetic

i mean, more so than usual

(http://i33.tinypic.com/5ufwic.jpg)

they're right, that's the whole strip


no different than any of the movies or books, but still
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 04, 2008, 05:40:55 PM
This is probably the best Mary Worth ever:

(http://joshreads.com/images/0607/i060731maryworth.jpg)

It definitely peaked with Aldo.  It hasn't gotten that good since.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 05:51:22 PM
Look how smug she is.

"Mmm yes, MY lovely apple cake, best fucking cake in the world- WHO THE HELL IS THIS ASSHOLE"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 04, 2008, 05:53:40 PM
(http://joshreads.com/images/0609/i060922maryworth.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 04, 2008, 05:54:47 PM
That's not alcohol. He just realized that he's a character in Mary Worth.

"Oh no... goddamn it. Fucking MARY WORTH."
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Akala on August 04, 2008, 06:31:11 PM
At least he drank good stuff.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 04, 2008, 07:28:09 PM
This is probably the best Mary Worth ever:

(http://joshreads.com/images/0607/i060731maryworth.jpg)

It definitely peaked with Aldo.  It hasn't gotten that good since.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 04, 2008, 11:32:34 PM
So what's the gift she got him?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 04, 2008, 11:36:39 PM
So what's the gift she got him?

(http://i33.tinypic.com/2wh1hxl.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 04, 2008, 11:37:45 PM
what is this dvd? i am intrigued
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: patrickula on August 04, 2008, 11:41:15 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 04, 2008, 11:51:04 PM
I just want the cooked dinners

Why don't we put in and buy a nice east European girl together? 
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2008, 12:45:31 AM
Today's intriguing installment:

(http://joshreads.com/images/08/08/i080806maryworth.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 07, 2008, 12:48:06 AM
Where the fuck is this going? Is this bitch going to get her credit info stolen or not?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 07, 2008, 12:55:38 AM
Bitch doesn't even tell us what DVD she bought. I hope the next strip features her reading penis enlargement spam.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2008, 12:58:34 AM
I like how the Curmudgeon points out that she completes her purchase by pressing the F10 key rather than clicking the mouse.  Not that her computer appears to have a mouse.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2008, 01:04:52 AM
I like how the Curmudgeon points out that she completes her purchase by pressing the F10 key rather than clicking the mouse.  Not that her computer appears to have a mouse.

 :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 01:07:36 AM
That's how computers work you know, you just mash random keys or else they stop working.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 11:44:45 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/15zjuhd.jpg)

Sweet, an IRGENT email!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2008, 12:36:17 PM
Don't click it, it's a scam!  :(
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2008, 12:42:56 PM
This is one of the most awesome mary worth storylines in a while!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 12:43:52 PM
http://www.enormoushop.com/

the internet security special :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 07, 2008, 02:44:34 PM
NO TOBY DON'T DO IT
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 07, 2008, 02:56:43 PM
On a semi-related note, the new Popeye is really perverse.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/24zizoj.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 02:59:01 PM
royal... brain power?

and wtf:

(http://i35.tinypic.com/dxbqsj.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 07, 2008, 03:03:35 PM
O_o

(http://i36.tinypic.com/2q8bjh1.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 07, 2008, 03:09:52 PM
wtf at the popeye strips

and :lol :lol at the mary worth strips. she's totally getting scammed. that's what happens when women use the internet.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 07, 2008, 04:21:58 PM
royal... brain power?

and wtf:

(http://i35.tinypic.com/dxbqsj.jpg)

What the heck?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tauntaun on August 07, 2008, 05:05:08 PM
royal... brain power?

and wtf:

(http://i35.tinypic.com/dxbqsj.jpg)

:rofl  Woooooow, Popeye is awesome.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2008, 05:31:09 PM
Olive Oyl's twin sister is stacked!  :o
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 07, 2008, 05:36:08 PM
lmao
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 07, 2008, 05:41:09 PM
IIRC, those Popeyes are like from a decade ago and they are just being rerun.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 07, 2008, 10:42:34 PM
Best Popeye ever:

[youtube=425,350]n3Jr9YtQ0Vg[/youtube]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 07, 2008, 10:46:41 PM
WWII propaganda cartoons are awesome. I have the Walt Disney War Time boxset, it's pretty fascinating.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 08, 2008, 05:05:36 PM
today's http://www.enormoushop.com update is AMAZING
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 08, 2008, 05:38:39 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2ir2qgh.jpg)

What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 08, 2008, 06:11:29 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2ir2qgh.jpg)

What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.

Where's the spacebar?  ???
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 08, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
http://www.enormoushop.com/

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 08, 2008, 07:43:53 PM
Holy shit.  Who is making that site?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 08, 2008, 07:44:15 PM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2ir2qgh.jpg)

What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.

Did they really need another comic that repeats exactly what the last comic said? "This fake email said that if I don't respond to it, they're going to shut down my account and I won't get that DVD for Ian!" "Okay, here I go. I'm responding to the fake email so that they won't shut down my account and I'll get that email for Ian!" I guess tomorrow's comic will be: "Okay, I've done it. I've responded to the fake email, so now they won't be able to shut down my account, and I'll get that DVD for Ian!"

Oh wait, I forgot this comic is for old people. They probably already forgot what happened yesterday by now.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Eric P on August 08, 2008, 07:51:22 PM
Oh wait, I forgot this comic is for old people. They probably already forgot what happened yesterday by now.

in discussing the daily spider-man strips a writer broke down the writing to this

the first panel you say what happened yesterday
the second panel you have something happen
the third panel you have the characters ponder what this could lead to
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Post by: Tucah on August 08, 2008, 08:10:37 PM
I want storyline progression. Will Ian get his DVD? Will Toby get scammed? So suspenseful.

Also :rofl at enormoushop.com
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2008, 08:40:57 PM
Holy shit.  Who is making that site?

that is AWESOME
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 09, 2008, 09:26:08 PM
Today's riveting update:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/21azf5w.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 09, 2008, 09:27:10 PM
"Happy birthday, honey! I lost all our money! We're ruined!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 09, 2008, 09:32:18 PM
This has to be the slowest progressing comic strip story arc ever.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 09, 2008, 09:35:49 PM
The final panels in those comics are exactly the same!! EXACTLY!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! *tears own head off*
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 09, 2008, 09:38:31 PM
Is this comic written by a misogynist?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 09, 2008, 09:46:29 PM
In tomorrow's comic she'll check the UPS tracking number to see when Ian's DVD is going to arrive. Because you know, she bought a DVD for Ian!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 09, 2008, 09:52:34 PM
Quote
Schedule: When Ian says I have to

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 09, 2008, 11:27:11 PM
I read tomorrow's comic in the newspaper already.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The same thing is spread over another five panels. A shock comes on the last panel, as Ian returns home!
[close]
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Post by: Himu on August 10, 2008, 12:31:09 AM
omfg  what happens next!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 10, 2008, 12:41:53 AM
(http://i34.tinypic.com/20zznf8.gif)

Wow, Ian's birthday is soon, I had no idea!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 10, 2008, 12:48:34 AM
"I don't want him to see me online! He beats me I communicate with the outside world!"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
"And he'll probably get upset if he catches me watching a greyhound fucking a fat chick!"
[close]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2008, 12:52:30 AM
This is all going by at such a dizzying pace, I think they need to do a recap strip tomorrow to remind everyone what's going on.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 10, 2008, 09:17:41 AM
Is this fucking strip always like this? :lol

Also, what grown woman buys a single DVD for their husband for his birthday?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 10, 2008, 12:31:17 PM
Is this fucking strip always like this? :lol

Also, what grown woman buys a single DVD for their husband for his birthday?

"Oh, honey, thank you for spending $15 on me this year!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Positive Touch on August 10, 2008, 12:40:26 PM
well it took her a week to buy the fucking thing.  that's dedication
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 10, 2008, 03:29:33 PM
Is this fucking strip always like this? :lol

Usually, but I think the effect is even more exaggerated here since it's not even dialogue, but the thought process of someone that appears to be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged.  And Sunday is recap day, just in case anyone missed anything.

(http://i35.tinypic.com/2it05n9.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 10, 2008, 07:25:32 PM
"Questions...that I don't have time for!"

For some reason this line cracks me up every time I read it.  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 10, 2008, 07:32:00 PM
She may be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, but you can't deny she's hot.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 10, 2008, 07:33:06 PM
She may be borderline distinguished mentally-challenged, but you can't deny she's hot.
Depends on the panel. Some panels she's hot, other panels she looks like a goon.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 11, 2008, 12:33:19 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/1zd7yoy.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 11, 2008, 12:38:49 AM
identity theft is surprising, but rarely happy
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 11, 2008, 12:40:26 AM
I wonder how long it will actually take her to feel the repurcussions of the identity theft?  Maybe a month or three?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on August 11, 2008, 12:53:02 AM
Damn, her husband looks 80 years old.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Crushed on August 11, 2008, 01:15:39 AM
The man has fine taste in Civil War-era facial hair.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 11, 2008, 01:19:08 AM
what the fuck is with his beard
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Hollywood on August 11, 2008, 01:19:37 AM
Hopefully it ends up with her going broke and having to turn to stripping to make all the money back. I bet that Mary Worth has a nice rack. Nudes plz?  (http://www.forumopolis.com/images/smilies/aldo.png)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: jiji on August 11, 2008, 01:29:52 AM
I visited the Wikipedia entry on a whim:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Worth

Quote
The strip then took off, according to Saunders (autobiography ch. 13), as he and Ernst introduced over the years a "parade of dazzling, dreamlined dishes," from ingenues to vixens. Each story (and its cast) was independent, with little continuity to the next, and Mary generally made only brief appearances to react and give her matronly advice. Only in recent decades has the strip centered more on her, along with a regular cast of her closest friends: Professor Ian Cameron (the spitting image of former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop) and his younger wife Toby (who is too dumb to ignore phishing e-mails), advice columnist Wilbur Weston (the man with comics' worst comb-over) and his college student daughter Dawn, and Dr. Jeff Cory, Mary's perennial beau (who seems obsessed with the children of Vietnam), and his son Dr. Drew Cory (the local playa, who winds up bitter and lonely after trying to keep up relationships with both Dawn and Vera). Many stories now begin with new people she meets in her volunteer work at the local hospital or at poolside parties at Charterstone, where she is known for her tuna casserole.

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 11, 2008, 01:44:51 AM
identity theft is surprising, but rarely happy

But I have a feeling it will be HILARIOUS.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 11, 2008, 03:32:03 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/1zd7yoy.gif)


Oh wow, she's married to George Lucas.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Reb on August 11, 2008, 04:51:51 AM
cheeseburger surprise dvd?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 12, 2008, 12:21:27 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2vtuzgg.gif)

oh, i think her plan is working guys. what a surprise he's in for!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2008, 12:44:02 AM
You know what else slipped her mind? Not losing all their money!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 12, 2008, 02:44:23 AM
DVD = extravagance? What an awful wife.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 12, 2008, 03:04:07 AM
“So is Mary Worth always like this: picking an interesting issue, building up to it by way of weeks of intense boredom, and then ending without any kind of interesting climax whatsoever? It’s like digging for treasure and finding only my own grave.” –Amanda
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 12, 2008, 03:08:00 AM
DVD = extravagance? What an awful wife.

After months at sea hunting the white whale, Captain Ahab probably really enjoys a good DVD.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Raban on August 12, 2008, 03:09:13 AM
DVD = extravagance? What an awful wife.

Typical American wife, if you ask me. The economy is DOWN, after all.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Hollywood on August 12, 2008, 11:10:12 PM
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!?!!?? OMGGG
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 13, 2008, 12:10:02 AM
Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2ir91ki.gif)

.....:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 13, 2008, 12:12:06 AM
she included a case and everything

what a wife
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 13, 2008, 12:13:09 AM
Even the deep sexy voice of Sean Finnery (a stud muffin during his days playing James Bunt) can't prepare Ian for the shock that is to come.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 13, 2008, 12:15:31 AM
Wow, a generic documentary on Scotland narrated by the Mary Worth Universe's analogue of Sean Connery!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: jiji on August 13, 2008, 12:36:05 AM
who writes this?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 13, 2008, 01:42:22 AM
INTRIGUING GIFT-GIVING ACTION!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 13, 2008, 01:44:27 AM
A FEW MORE DAYS LATER

Ian:
You stupid slut! This is how Sean Finnery deals with dumb women!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 14, 2008, 01:01:42 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/zjweqa.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 14, 2008, 01:12:20 PM
"Ha! Like our personal information!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 14, 2008, 01:13:52 PM
"Ha! Like our personal information!"

 :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 01:42:23 PM
yes, things are too easy to find. if you're not searching fruitlessly for weeks, you won't enjoy it when you finally find it!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: GilloD on August 14, 2008, 02:06:02 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/zjweqa.gif)

Sean Finnery's sexy voice makes her down-there dribble.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 14, 2008, 02:16:24 PM
"Ha! Like our personal information!"
:lol :lol

How long does this storyline have to go on for?

I bet tomorrow's strip will show them sitting on the couch, watching the DVD, with her again mentioning how amazing enormoushop.com is.

Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 14, 2008, 02:17:43 PM
"Ha! Like our personal information!"
:lol :lol

How long does this storyline have to go on for?

I bet tomorrow's strip will show them sitting on the couch, watching the DVD, with her again mentioning how amazing enormoushop.com is.

You'd be amazed at how long they can drag things on.  The terrible slow pacing is the best part.  At least when the storyline is distinguished mentally-challenged enough.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 14, 2008, 02:19:38 PM
The less old people on the internet, the better. I salute Mary Worth for scaring them away.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 14, 2008, 02:42:18 PM
http://hax0r.ru.cn.enormoushop.com/abuletter.html  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: jiji on August 14, 2008, 02:47:10 PM
[youtube=425,350]wbUm4q5Euyk[/youtube]

:spin
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 14, 2008, 03:24:59 PM
oh my god, jiji my new hero

it's like Ingar Bergman presents Mary Worth
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 14, 2008, 03:25:44 PM
There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 14, 2008, 05:06:24 PM
[youtube=425,350]wbUm4q5Euyk[/youtube]

:spin

That's awesome.  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 14, 2008, 05:31:20 PM
jiji's post :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Hollywood on August 14, 2008, 07:14:09 PM
Sean Finnerty? I thought that said Sean Connery. Who the fuck is that?

I'm guessing at this storyline pace, they'll find out they've been scamed around November.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 14, 2008, 11:15:29 PM
There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.

You'll just have to settle for this:

[youtube=425,350]V7nCEPAZWGY[/youtube]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 14, 2008, 11:23:06 PM
Holy shit
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 14, 2008, 11:26:42 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 15, 2008, 12:15:22 AM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2e3cynr.gif)

Ian has low standards for gifts.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 15, 2008, 12:21:51 AM
Jesus, what kind of shitty American consumers are these people?  I buy like 5 DVDs a week.  If they really loved each other, there wouldn't be any of this 1 DVD on your birthday bullshit.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 15, 2008, 01:17:43 AM
fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?

http://www.enormoushop.com/

:rofl its awesome today

Quote
Redirect – Don't Panic!

Your request for www.enormoushop.com is being redirected to your personal “Account Update” page.

This is all perfectly normal and reasonable, and there's no reason to be concerned.

Seriously, don't worry about a thing – here's a picture of a lock you can look at for reassurance:

:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 15, 2008, 01:47:44 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/6zu5oo.gif)

wow this is riveting

(http://i35.tinypic.com/20a8lkz.gif)

:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 15, 2008, 02:02:54 AM
fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?


Just check the Mary Worth category at Curmudgeon.  He usually catches the interesting stuff going on.  Believe me, it's not all this thrilling.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2008, 02:21:00 AM
[youtube=425,350]B3qu2CGpD8c[/youtube]

Aldo :'(
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on August 15, 2008, 02:22:53 AM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/20a8lkz.gif)

:rofl

she saw the Swell Season :-\
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 15, 2008, 02:26:02 AM
Apartment 3G is also usually pretty awesome, although it doesn't hit the heights of identity theft or Aldo Mary Worth.  But really, what can?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2008, 02:32:38 AM
Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2ir91ki.gif)

.....:lol :lol :lol


so going online to find it at some online store makes it hard to find :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 15, 2008, 02:33:57 AM
[youtube=425,350]NfNYxzyFRBI[/youtube]

Aldo: Too beautiful for this world.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 15, 2008, 02:41:16 AM
Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2ir91ki.gif)

.....:lol :lol :lol


so going online to find it at some online store makes it hard to find :lol

Mary Worth is accurately depicting how much females lie.  They really aren't to be trusted.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2008, 02:43:14 AM
This is the best thread on evilbore
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2008, 02:55:12 AM
Keith: You read Luann, Sally Forth, Rex Morgan, or Cathy?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 15, 2008, 02:58:32 AM
Keith: You read Luann, Sally Forth, Rex Morgan, or Cathy?

Sally Forth is sometimes actually decent (the dude that writes it is pretty cool).  The others I only follow when they come up in the awesome Something Awful comics threads.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 15, 2008, 03:06:46 AM
(http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2008/8/15/Luann.784.g.gif)

(http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2008/8/15/Cathy.781.g.gif)

(http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2008/8/15/9_Chickweed_Lane.810.g.gif)

(http://i35.tinypic.com/15dovip.gif)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/4q6g3t.gif)

(http://i34.tinypic.com/if0cg5.gif)

(http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2008/8/15/La_Cucaracha.101.g.gif)

(http://i37.tinypic.com/29qfhw9.gif)

 :-\

I miss 9 Chickweed Lane.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 15, 2008, 04:09:43 AM
fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?


Just check the Mary Worth category at Curmudgeon.  He usually catches the interesting stuff going on.  Believe me, it's not all this thrilling.

That's how I spent my Friday afternoon at work, thans TVC :-*
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 15, 2008, 04:44:43 AM
There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.

You'll just have to settle for this:

[youtube=425,350]V7nCEPAZWGY[/youtube]

OMG IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 16, 2008, 12:07:45 AM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/10wp4m1.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 16, 2008, 12:45:51 AM
"I guess I'll have to wait for the bill since I never actually looked at the price. I assume that these newfangled DVDs cost hundreds of dollars though."
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: bork on August 16, 2008, 01:15:03 AM
(http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2008/8/15/Luann.784.g.gif)


 :lol The last two panels..."LOOK AT MY TITS!  LOOK!  LOOK!"

Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2008, 11:52:12 AM
"I guess I'll have to wait for the bill since I never actually looked at the price. I assume that these newfangled DVDs cost hundreds of dollars though."

"It's such a convenience to avoid using cash!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 16, 2008, 03:31:34 PM
Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

When she gets the bill he's going to ring the shit out of her neck.

It appears to me she just bought the dvd without looking at the price, and it'd probably cost like 200 dollars since, you know, it's so rare. And now they'll be set back for the month and have to starve to death and Ian will leave Toby for Mary Worth, and she'll end up killing herself by sticking a screw driver up her sewer hole.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 16, 2008, 03:50:43 PM
Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

The past two weeks can be boiled down to a single sentence: Toby buys a DVD for Ian, but accidentally gives away her personal information to scammers.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 16, 2008, 04:14:50 PM
She gets the bill in tomorrow's strip.

Still, nothing happens.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 16, 2008, 08:09:05 PM
Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

From my limited reading of Mary Worth on joshreads.com it seems that everything moves very slowly. But its still faster than previous years.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 17, 2008, 04:03:49 AM
UH OH!

(http://i35.tinypic.com/ohie10.gif)

That look on Ian's face in panel 2 looks like a good ol' "slip a finger into my ass as you nosh on my cock" face.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2008, 04:56:34 AM
I bet Ian masturbates to this guy's voice and that's why he likes the dvd so much
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 17, 2008, 05:09:38 AM
I liked this quote from the Comic Curmudgeon in the New Yorker.  Someone posted it at SA:

Quote from: New Yorker Comics Lounge
C.L.: What’s your beef with “For Better or For Worse?”

J.F.: Lynn Johnston’s idea of having the F.B.O.F.W. characters age more or less in real time was absolutely brilliant, and it really got a lot of people who are my age (roughly the age of the children in the strip) and my parents’ age (roughly the age of the parents) deeply emotionally involved. Over the years, there’s always been stuff to gripe about, but it has felt like a more or less natural flow of things that happened in people’s lives. But since she decided a few years ago that she was going to wrap the ongoing storylines up, it’s felt more and more forced into a “happy ending,” and that happy ending, it’s become increasingly clear, involves the kids replicating their parents’ boring suburban lives. The story of Elizabeth, who had an interesting job teaching in a Native Canadian village in the far north and gave it up to get together with Anthony, her terribly boring wet-noodle high school sweetheart, has been a particularly hot-button issue for people who don’t want to be white-bread suburbanites.

I have to admit that the preceeding paragraph shows how much power the narrative still has, even over people who ostensibly now hate the strip. It also makes me sound like a crazy person for caring so much, but I don’t care, do you hear me? I don’t! I HATE ANTHONY AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

C.L.: What will Mary Worth’s last words be?

J.F.: I’m pretty sure that the last several weeks of Mary Worth will consist of her cackling maniacally as she stands atop a mountain of the corpses of her victims. Then, in the final strip, a missile from an unmanned Predator drone will destroy her mountain lair, and the final panel will be some grim-faced Special-Ops guy declaring that “we just killed history’s greatest monster.”
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2008, 06:42:03 AM
:rofl

And yeah, ANTHONY SUX. Liz has gotten married to that sap and granpa JUST WON'T DIE. END HIS SUFFERING DAMMIT.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 17, 2008, 08:27:18 AM
and now mary worth gets interesting
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 18, 2008, 12:08:40 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2hggu2g.gif)

IT BEGINS
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2008, 12:09:47 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2hggu2g.gif)

IT BEGINS

$1.09?  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2008, 12:19:03 AM
IT'S ONLY $1.09

:lol

Even the person who stole her info is an idiot. $1.09?! What did they  buy from "Pretty Purposes"? lipstick? :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Eric P on August 18, 2008, 12:20:19 AM
maybe it's the first charge to confirm they have the right account information

something small and innocuous to be more easily hidden until confirmation they have the door in.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2008, 12:21:10 AM
You sound like an identity fraud expert, Eric!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2008, 12:23:17 AM
DUN DUN DUN!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 18, 2008, 12:46:13 AM
maybe it's the first charge to confirm they have the right account information

something small and innocuous to be more easily hidden until confirmation they have the door in.

.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on August 18, 2008, 03:35:44 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/Capture.jpg)

 :rofl What the fuck.

EDIT:
That look on Ian's face in panel 2 looks like a good ol' "slip a finger into my ass as you nosh on my cock" face.

 :lol Somehow I missed that line on the first pass.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2008, 03:41:46 AM
:lol

he really really likes that dvd
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 18, 2008, 05:32:16 AM
:rofl http://www.enormoushop.com/ is fantastic again today

cant wait till she loses her house over this
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 18, 2008, 08:19:18 AM
:rofl http://www.enormoushop.com/ is fantastic again today

cant wait till she loses her house over this

I can't wait for Mary Worth to show up and gloat over their misfortune before doling out some fortune cookie wisdom.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 19, 2008, 12:07:41 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/14b2uy0.gif)

That last panel, wowww
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 19, 2008, 12:11:57 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/14b2uy0.gif)

That last panel, wowww

WHERE DID IAN'S SHIRT GO
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on August 19, 2008, 12:16:24 AM
This is the creepiest shit I've ever read.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2008, 12:33:34 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/14b2uy0.gif)

That last panel, wowww

He's not quite as happy as he was here:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/Capture.jpg)

The new DVD smell must be wearing off. And here comes the buyer's remorse!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 19, 2008, 08:01:48 AM
how much did this fucking dvd cost so that it put a small dent in her checking account?

and i like that shes reading ROMANCE magazine. hopefully they get a divorce
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 20, 2008, 12:11:25 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/a09w5v.gif)

Ian's sexy.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 20, 2008, 12:44:21 AM
...

the lack of action in todays strip is disheartening and also hilarious

HOW MUCH IS THIS FUCKING DVD
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 20, 2008, 12:54:29 AM
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 20, 2008, 12:57:56 AM
will they have sex at the poolside?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 20, 2008, 01:12:51 AM
will they have sex at the poolside?

Only if there's live narration by Sean Finnery.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 20, 2008, 03:04:04 AM
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW

its heightening my anticipation of the upcoming strip
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 20, 2008, 03:09:28 AM
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW

its heightening my anticipation of the upcoming strip

Will she pay the bill? Will she join Ian at the pool? Stay tuned, dear readers! Stay tuned!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 20, 2008, 03:11:31 AM
I cant wait to see how she signs the cheque
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 20, 2008, 03:28:24 AM
I cant wait to see how she signs the cheque

Yo, yoooo, sloooow down, that's at least a month away at this rate.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on August 20, 2008, 03:31:51 AM
First she has to find a pen. That should eat up a week or two.

Edit: Oh wait, she already has one. I bet that one is out of ink and she spends an eternity searching for another one.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 20, 2008, 03:57:11 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/a09w5v.gif)

Ian's sexy.

Is that an Amish neckbeard, or is he about to go shave?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Yeti on August 20, 2008, 11:38:09 AM
I wonder if "poolside" is similar to "roadside".

http://joshreads.com/?p=206 (http://joshreads.com/?p=206)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2008, 03:15:15 PM
I wonder if "poolside" is similar to "roadside".

http://joshreads.com/?p=206 (http://joshreads.com/?p=206)

 :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Hollywood on August 20, 2008, 10:32:46 PM
FUCK. WHERE'S THE NEW STRIP AT. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 20, 2008, 10:42:44 PM
It'll be here in like an hour and a half.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 21, 2008, 12:09:12 AM
Here we go.

(http://i38.tinypic.com/29zsc2e.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2008, 12:09:47 AM
Ian is ready to fuck in front of that kid.

He got a boner from her just mentioning the word SCOTLAND and he's covering it up with his towel.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 21, 2008, 12:10:34 AM
Okay, so Ian is going away.  What's going to happen now?  How can identity theft play into this?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2008, 12:12:48 AM
Ian is ready to fuck in front of that kid.
.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 21, 2008, 12:16:53 AM
Okay, so Ian is going away.  What's going to happen now?  How can identity theft play into this?

"I'll just buy a plane ticket and WHAT THE FUCK"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 21, 2008, 12:17:12 AM
Okay, so Ian is going away.  What's going to happen now?  How can identity theft play into this?

Toby will receive a call from the credit card company, asking her if she spent $3.94 on groceries. Toby will then spend several panels trying to recall whether she did.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2008, 12:17:52 AM
Okay, so Ian is going away.  What's going to happen now?  How can identity theft play into this?

In order to pay off her debts Toby will have to whore herself out. When Ian comes home from Chicago he will find Toby's carcass, her stomach full of semen, and his dvd stolen.

This will be his reaction:

(http://i37.tinypic.com/f22eye.gif)

He really loves that dvd.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 21, 2008, 12:18:40 AM
Alternatively, Ian is left stranded and broke in Chicago, has to suck dicks to get enough money for bus fare.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2008, 12:19:14 AM
The suspense is killing me!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 21, 2008, 12:31:06 AM
I presume that while Ian is away he tries to pay for something on their joint checking account and it wont work.

Or she covers it up and when he gets back they try to plan a trip to Scotland but Toby wont tell him they have no money cause she's a stupid whore.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on August 21, 2008, 12:37:57 AM
I can't believe you cocks have me reading Mary Worth.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/Capture.jpg)
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Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 21, 2008, 01:06:34 AM
I bet Ian pulls out and blows his load all over Toby's back, and then uses his neckbeard to sponge up the semen.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 21, 2008, 01:07:39 AM
Does that happen often?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 21, 2008, 02:54:58 AM
I bet Ian pulls out and blows his load all over Toby's back, and then uses his neckbeard to sponge up the semen.

this is so great
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 22, 2008, 12:11:50 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2dtvcyg.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2008, 12:13:36 AM
Damn, our boy's on the big side.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 22, 2008, 12:15:24 AM
Damn, our boy's on the big side.

Looks like demi's type.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2008, 12:19:45 AM
The fun never stops when Ian's around!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2008, 12:22:21 AM
It's never boring when Ian's around apparently. What a slut.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 22, 2008, 12:22:52 AM
The subtle message here is the dramatic departure from Toby writing the check to Ian and Toby slowly debating where they are going to...in another location.  I don't think you guys appreciated the big jump there.

I can see it now.  Toby (who looks just like Vera) gets into her identity trouble mess and as a result, cannot afford to go to Scotland.  Toby then has a mental breakdown where Mary Worth dispenses her usual advice.  That is probably a good 6-8 months of strip right there.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Candyflip on August 22, 2008, 12:25:05 AM
Who the hell goes for a leisurely swim in a bathing cap?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 22, 2008, 12:27:45 AM
They won't be able to discuss their trip to Scotland because Toby had their money stolen.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2008, 12:27:51 AM
Who the hell goes for a leisurely swim in a bathing cap?

Ignorant bimbo house-wives?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 23, 2008, 01:23:14 AM
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2lwupnc.gif)

"You have my heart but not any money!"

Is this foreshadowing that Ian or Toby may break up?

(http://i35.tinypic.com/10qcow1.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Crushed on August 23, 2008, 01:38:04 AM
(http://i33.tinypic.com/2dtvcyg.gif)
(http://i36.tinypic.com/oqzvag.jpg)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/20p47q.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2008, 02:14:09 AM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/10qcow1.gif)

Is that a masturbation joke?  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 23, 2008, 01:42:42 PM
The last panel of the next strip is  :o

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Not really, we knew it was coming for a while.
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Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 23, 2008, 11:56:07 PM
OMG OLD MARY WORTH WITH CONTINUITY. Ian was already established as a computer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPUlqv0hI/AAAAAAAABIw/8P-0TM_2OCw/s400/98mw01.gif)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPUiHSFUI/AAAAAAAABI4/HoXAs5nSpLY/s400/98mw02.gif)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPU7TNeHI/AAAAAAAABJA/MYs5zTK5a70/s400/98mw03.gif)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPU8c59gI/AAAAAAAABJI/PljqQp5oGoQ/s400/98mw04.gif)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPVE_JuUI/AAAAAAAABJQ/RDVJ2TRGLXo/s400/98mw05.gif)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPsthNXbI/AAAAAAAABJY/m-TDE_-vK30/s400/98mw06.gif)

This is the best blog ever.

http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2008, 12:05:06 AM
Jeeze, Ian looks like a fat Solomon Grundy in those old strips.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 24, 2008, 12:12:36 AM
Here we go.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/2nao2m9.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 24, 2008, 12:15:40 AM
So the bank picked it up? How boring :zzz
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Yeti on August 24, 2008, 12:17:54 AM
The bank...or more identity thieves??  :o
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 24, 2008, 12:23:37 AM
"thank goodness the thieves spent only less than two bucks before we caught it, now our scotland trip can go unimpeded"

boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiing
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2008, 01:23:51 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPVE_JuUI/AAAAAAAABJQ/RDVJ2TRGLXo/s400/98mw05.gif)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPsthNXbI/AAAAAAAABJY/m-TDE_-vK30/s400/98mw06.gif)

I love how his expression in the last panel is like "WTF woman! Bring me my beating stick!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2008, 01:53:25 AM
OMG OLD MARY WORTH WITH CONTINUITY. Ian was already established as a computer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPUlqv0hI/AAAAAAAABIw/8P-0TM_2OCw/s400/98mw01.gif)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPUiHSFUI/AAAAAAAABI4/HoXAs5nSpLY/s400/98mw02.gif)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPU7TNeHI/AAAAAAAABJA/MYs5zTK5a70/s400/98mw03.gif)(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPU8c59gI/AAAAAAAABJI/PljqQp5oGoQ/s400/98mw04.gif)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPVE_JuUI/AAAAAAAABJQ/RDVJ2TRGLXo/s400/98mw05.gif)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPsthNXbI/AAAAAAAABJY/m-TDE_-vK30/s400/98mw06.gif)

This is the best blog ever.

http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/

Those three comics are some of the funniest comics I've read in a good long while.  :lol

I love how he keeps getting more and more angry with each successive panel.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 24, 2008, 02:50:56 AM
seems like ian has mellowed out over the years

either he's abusing painkillers or his doctor has told him to calm down to keep his blood pressure down
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 24, 2008, 03:14:59 AM
I like how she thinks of working on her art, but then decides to tile the kitchen floor instead, just a panel later.  I love this comic.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 24, 2008, 04:30:59 AM
She is very "creative"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Tucah on August 25, 2008, 12:11:18 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2rrnp11.gif)

Toby, you idiot.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2008, 12:19:54 AM
And yet she's clearly NOT reaching for the erase button. What is it with this woman and buttons?!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 25, 2008, 12:34:14 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2rrnp11.gif)

Toby, you idiot.

YES!  THIS IS GETTING AWESOME!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 25, 2008, 12:54:58 AM
"Questions... I don't have time for!"
"Something... that I don't need!"

Ian in three weeks:

"A bitch... I'm gonna choke!"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 25, 2008, 01:11:48 AM
Looks like Mary, Toby, and Ian have an identity thief to drive to an alcohol-induced death!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 25, 2008, 01:16:25 AM
Man, she really is a complete dolt.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Hollywood on August 25, 2008, 01:21:49 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2rrnp11.gif)

Toby, you idiot.

Whew! Close one! Toby knows how to protect herself from scams like that, thankfully! Ian really loves that DVD.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 25, 2008, 04:09:52 AM
:rofl AWESOME

just as I thought this was getting boring they SWERVED ME
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Greatness Gone on August 25, 2008, 05:31:00 AM
I read through this entire thread and I don't see the funny. Is this some kind of dumb avant garde new-age shit?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 25, 2008, 09:45:27 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2rrnp11.gif)

Toby, you idiot.

YES!!!!  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 25, 2008, 01:15:52 PM
I read through this entire thread and I don't see the funny. Is this some kind of dumb avant garde new-age shit?

The best way I can describe it is that Mary Worth is so bad, it is entertaining.

The only comic commentaries that make me laugh every time though is Marmaduke.  MW and FBOFW commentary runs hot or cold with me.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: patrickula on August 25, 2008, 01:31:04 PM
I'm amused!  Amused by the FOOB also.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2008, 12:04:52 AM
where is todays strip?!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 26, 2008, 12:23:22 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/35lezwk.gif)

Oh no.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on August 26, 2008, 12:27:33 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/35lezwk.gif)

Oh no.

The great mindfuck would be that she gets the card frozen, only to have it turn out that the suspicious activity was only Ian out of town on his trip, leaving him out to dry.

I've become far too invested in this.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2008, 01:05:53 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/35lezwk.gif)

Oh no.

TERRIBLE. the fact she knows its happening ruins it
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 01:08:56 AM
Six days ago:
Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .

Yeah, it sucks being right all the time.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 26, 2008, 01:22:26 AM
Six days ago:
Toby will receive a call from the credit card company. . . .

Yeah, it sucks being right all the time.
Considering your prognostications concerning your chances for future romance, I would say it really sucks.

Actually, I am, and have always been, extremely pessimistic about my chances with women.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 26, 2008, 03:12:24 AM
FUCK OFF TOBY

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 26, 2008, 11:56:40 PM
where is todays strip!?!?!?!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 26, 2008, 11:57:52 PM
Wait 10 minutes.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 26, 2008, 11:57:59 PM
mary worth knows what is wrong with culture this day, and the author of this fine strip must be a goo person because hes showing the women of the world the hidden dangers lieing beneath the internet and that one day may happen to them
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 12:07:21 AM
Wait 10 minutes.

where are they posted?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 12:17:12 AM
I get them from http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/fun/mary.asp

The new strips are normally posted at midnight, if you press the View Comic button and switch the date in the URL to the next day.

I've thought this through too much.

Oddly, the new strip's not up yet.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 12:20:55 AM
Never mind, here it is.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/24csl7q.gif)

Toby continues to be distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 27, 2008, 12:21:26 AM
WOW
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on August 27, 2008, 12:21:29 AM
what a dumb cunt oops i didnt mean that shes probably a good person besides this small incitdent
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 12:21:46 AM
:rofl @ todays brilliance by toby
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 12:28:33 AM
Quote
EnormouShop can save your soul! Are you a "high net worth" individual struggling with excessive credit limits, a long list of financial assets, and a materialist lifestyle? Ask about the EnormouShop "Black Card" program! We'll manage your entire credit portfolio, so you can get back to the simple lifestyle you deserve!

:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 27, 2008, 12:34:04 AM
WOW

Pretty much the best way to put it.

And Methodis, she's pretty much always an idiot.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 27, 2008, 12:35:22 AM
:lol i'm still laughing at her stupidity.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 27, 2008, 08:25:29 AM
Is she actually looking at her credit card or at something off in the distance?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Himu on August 27, 2008, 09:58:07 AM
Never mind, here it is.

(http://i33.tinypic.com/24csl7q.gif)

Toby continues to be distinguished mentally-challenged.

OMFG

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 28, 2008, 12:06:47 AM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/2e2ox9s.gif)

:rofl I cant wait for Toby to call them up and abuse them and then get shut down like the stupid bitch she is
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 28, 2008, 12:08:10 AM
:rofl, Toby's such an idiot.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 28, 2008, 12:14:00 AM
http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/

Quote
"I better not call my bank back. This sounds like some kind of scam to get me to reveal my credit card number over the phone."

:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on August 28, 2008, 09:49:50 AM
omfg :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on August 29, 2008, 12:07:23 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/j75k6a.gif)

:lol Canada
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 29, 2008, 12:08:38 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on August 29, 2008, 12:11:09 AM
"There's charges here made in Canada for a limo, hotel, tuxedo rentals... does the 'Patterson/Caine' wedding mean anything to you?"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 29, 2008, 01:19:13 AM
Canada, source of all evil. 
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on August 29, 2008, 10:29:15 AM
That's insulting, Joe :cancry

By the way, I am Prince Jimmy Gretzky, eldest son to King Wayne Gretzky, the former financial controller of the Canada United Front (C.U.F.) ofToronto. Before my father's death, he made me know that he haddeposited a consignment (Box) containing US$18,000,000 so I want you to help me ! to stand as a beneficiary to this consignment when it arrives. At the end of this transaction, I will be able to give you 20%(twentypercent) of the total amount.

Hope to hear from you soon. You can reach me on this mobil no.
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 muckhole
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 30, 2008, 12:08:50 AM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/v7f6lt.gif)

Haha. The $1.09 charge?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 30, 2008, 10:41:43 AM
I think we all know what's really going on here. Ian's trip to "The Conference" wasn't quite what it seemed, if you get my meaning.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 30, 2008, 09:50:35 PM
:rofl !!!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: demi on August 30, 2008, 10:51:44 PM
Man it must be hell reading these strips day by day. It's worse than an episode of LOST.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2008, 12:08:05 AM
THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

(http://i34.tinypic.com/jzeic0.gif)

:rofl $18000
:rofl Ian killing Toby
:rofl the tears in the last panel

Hopefully this sends Toby into a downward spiral of prescription pill abuse and self harm.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 31, 2008, 12:08:48 AM
"$18,000? Is that what a DVD costs these days?"

Also :rofl tears.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2008, 12:10:56 AM
If this story arc doesn't end with a boozed up Toby driving her car off a cliff, I will be sorely disappointed.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2008, 12:17:58 AM
forgot

:rofl @ reputable stores.

this story arc is fucking awesome. so many highs and lows
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2008, 12:23:47 AM
I think I know what Ian's response is going to be when he finds out...

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPVE_JuUI/AAAAAAAABJQ/RDVJ2TRGLXo/s400/98mw05.gif)(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/SKSPsthNXbI/AAAAAAAABJY/m-TDE_-vK30/s400/98mw06.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2008, 12:24:46 AM
omg http://www.enormoushop.com/cschat.html :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2008, 12:28:46 AM
Secure  :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2008, 12:30:37 AM
:rofl getting the debit card info too. I'm literally in tears here. So fucking awesome
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: demi on August 31, 2008, 12:42:28 AM
OMG someone made that?? that's hilarious
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on August 31, 2008, 03:07:31 AM
Awesome.  Loved how the chat icon changed through that.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2008, 01:07:28 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on August 31, 2008, 01:19:54 PM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 31, 2008, 03:40:13 PM
wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...


(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/maryworth.jpg)

Yessssss.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on August 31, 2008, 07:02:20 PM
:rofl so awesome
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: TVC15 on August 31, 2008, 07:09:30 PM
wow, looks like tomorrow's strip leaked...


(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/maryworth.jpg)

Can you make it so she's drinking as she drives off the cliff?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on August 31, 2008, 10:00:57 PM
 :lol A fitting end.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 31, 2008, 10:04:19 PM
Too bad we couldn't eliminate the writer of Mary Worth and put Jarosh in charge.

It would be the greatest comic strip since Garfield Minus Garfield.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 12:06:53 AM
todays strip is a bit dull. who would want to steal tobys identity :wtf
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on September 01, 2008, 12:09:11 AM
As long as it ends with Toby committing suicide/Ian killing her, I'm fine with this storyline.

(http://i34.tinypic.com/2u97bza.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 12:21:36 AM
it would be awesome if aldo was involved somehow

http://www.enormoushop.com/EnormouShop%20-%20Identity%20Sharing%20Guide.pdf :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 01, 2008, 01:12:20 AM
The ghost of Aldo brings vengeance, slowly but surely, to his many tormentors.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're next, Mary!
[close]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Vyer on September 01, 2008, 03:04:09 AM
I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 01, 2008, 03:17:42 AM
I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*

Mary drove him to suicide by spurning his advances.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 01, 2008, 08:47:36 AM
I can't believe I'm even asking, but who's Aldo?

*to Google I go!*

someone posted some awesome videos before, check pages 1-3
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2008, 12:22:59 AM
(http://i37.tinypic.com/24q7odi.gif)

Back to boring shit since the crisis is solved.

Also looks like someone shot a load in her eye.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2008, 01:00:22 AM
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/search/content/accent/epaper/2008/09/01/a4d_hotmary_web_0901.html?cxntlid=facebook

interview with Joshreads guy and the guy who runs maryworthand me
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 02, 2008, 08:36:00 PM
oh now that would be an awesome swerve
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Crushed on September 02, 2008, 09:49:36 PM
"Here's to you, my old friend 'Seanny!'"
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 03, 2008, 12:14:37 AM
todays is boring
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on September 03, 2008, 12:15:21 AM
New comic's out, I'm too lazy to post it.

"Financial crimes occur everywhere, anyone can be a target."
"Like me."

:lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 03, 2008, 12:20:07 AM
Don't give up hope guys, this could still end up well. She'll have to cancel her old credit card, hopefully stranding Ian at his conference with no money. Then he'll have to raise up his pimp hand to her when he gets back.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2008, 05:04:09 AM
Toby breaking down has me in tears
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2008, 06:25:52 PM
The comic is still blathering on about identity theft. If I didn't know better, I'd think that this is a really just a PSA aimed at old people. Actually, that's probably exactly what it is.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Tucah on September 05, 2008, 10:41:02 PM
Yeah, I don't even want to bother posting it anymore, it's not even unintentionally funny, just really boring.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 05, 2008, 11:10:14 PM
I'm still holding out hope that something happens to Ian while he's at the conference and comes home in rage. A man can dream...
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on September 06, 2008, 12:42:20 AM
ive lost interest, the best stuff has come and gone and unless there's some beatings i cant be bothered
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: pilonv1 on September 18, 2008, 01:21:28 AM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ytnp1i.gif)

Something arousing about this woman in black asking the naive blonde woman if she knows what Phishing is while standing behind her with a menacing look. If I squint hard enough she's asking what "Fisting" is and Toby is scared.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 18, 2008, 01:26:34 AM
You should always beware of fisting.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: Bildi on September 18, 2008, 02:03:51 AM
Best to ease into it.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 23, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
Still talking about phishing and scammers. Seriously, how long can they drag this out?
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 16, 2011, 12:52:49 AM
Thought I'd drag this up because things have gotten interesting, Mary has had a disagreement with someone about using a Kindle over a real book, and then THIS happens

(http://i54.tinypic.com/2yv8oea.jpg)
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2bb6kl.jpg)

I hope this as exciting as the credit card fraud storyline :hyper
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on February 16, 2011, 12:54:50 AM
oh my fucking god this was the best thread ever
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 16, 2011, 12:56:22 AM
The storyline from last week was about e-readers.

Also:

[youtube=560,345]B3qu2CGpD8c[/youtube]
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on February 16, 2011, 12:56:30 AM
 :lol forgot about this
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Diunx on February 16, 2011, 12:58:30 AM
His face one the last panel :rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 16, 2011, 12:59:11 AM
:lol ALDO :rofl

This is probably my favourite Bore thread
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Raban on February 16, 2011, 01:00:39 AM
Thank god for Mary Worth and her astute observations. Frankly, I don't know where I'd be without them.

:bow
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 16, 2011, 07:50:15 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Forgot all about this. Classic.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: AdmiralViscen on February 16, 2011, 08:39:17 AM
Someone post the ereader controversy
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: muckhole on February 16, 2011, 10:08:38 AM
Didn't Aldo die?  :'(
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: bork on February 16, 2011, 11:38:51 AM
His face one the last panel :rofl

Seriously, WTF?   :lol  It's like  :rapetime
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Great Rumbler on February 16, 2011, 11:48:12 AM
Someone post the ereader controversy

http://joshreads.com/?p=8941
http://joshreads.com/?p=8958
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 16, 2011, 05:13:02 PM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Zdk8_WFic34/TUKh3cyoQSI/AAAAAAAAD3U/Qe28eeX78pA/s400/943.JPG)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Yeti on February 16, 2011, 05:24:26 PM
Didn't Aldo die?  :'(

Yes, Mary shamed him into driving off a cliff.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on February 16, 2011, 05:29:04 PM
:rofl mary
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 16, 2011, 11:07:51 PM
(http://joshreads.com/images/11/02/i110204maryworth.jpg)

No wonder Wilbur is going to have to date rape Mary, his own daughter won't follow him on twitter :'(
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: etiolate on February 16, 2011, 11:14:55 PM
YOUR LUDDITE SELF
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 16, 2011, 11:35:37 PM
I'm going to use that line next time I'm in an argument with my boss over some shiny new half-baked tool/library/framework/language/practice I want us to use.
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: lennedsay on February 16, 2011, 11:46:03 PM
Questions...that I don't have time for!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 17, 2011, 01:07:23 AM
Looks like Wilbur is a pro at online social networks! He's been using one for years

(http://www.joshreads.com/images/09/12/i091206maryworth.jpg)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Himu on February 17, 2011, 01:57:15 AM
:rofl
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Diunx on February 17, 2011, 11:32:37 PM
HOLY SHIT!
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2011, 02:35:30 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 18, 2011, 09:46:14 PM
Wilbur is getting impatient, I hope Mary is carrying her rape horn

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QYv47Y2cxlM/TVz8lrkBNmI/AAAAAAAAD6A/W7fl1Wg7Ti0/s1600/960.gif)
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone befor
Post by: demi on February 18, 2011, 11:02:01 PM
(http://i36.tinypic.com/2ytnp1i.gif)

Something arousing about this woman in black asking the naive blonde woman if she knows what Phishing is while standing behind her with a menacing look. If I squint hard enough she's asking what "Fisting" is and Toby is scared.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :rofl

Fucking tinypic
Title: Re: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before
Post by: pilonv1 on February 19, 2011, 12:59:08 AM
:lol I told you this thread was the best one on the bore