New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before

[jiji]

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[Howard Alan Treesong]

oh my god, jiji my new hero

it's like Ingar Bergman presents Mary Worth

[TVC15]

There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.

[Great Rumbler]

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That's awesome. 

[Tucah]

jiji's post

[Hollywood]

Sean Finnerty? I thought that said Sean Connery. Who the fuck is that?

I'm guessing at this storyline pace, they'll find out they've been scamed around November.

[Joe Molotov]

There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.

You'll just have to settle for this:

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[TVC15]

Holy shit

[Tucah]

[Tucah]

Ian has low standards for gifts.

[TVC15]

Jesus, what kind of shitty American consumers are these people?  I buy like 5 DVDs a week.  If they really loved each other, there wouldn't be any of this 1 DVD on your birthday bullshit.

[pilonv1]

fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?

http://www.enormoushop.com/

its awesome today

Redirect – Don't Panic!

Your request for www.enormoushop.com is being redirected to your personal “Account Update” page.

This is all perfectly normal and reasonable, and there's no reason to be concerned.

Seriously, don't worry about a thing – here's a picture of a lock you can look at for reassurance:

[pilonv1]

wow this is riveting

[TVC15]

fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?

Just check the Mary Worth category at Curmudgeon.  He usually catches the interesting stuff going on.  Believe me, it's not all this thrilling.

[Great Rumbler]

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Aldo :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

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she saw the Swell Season

[TVC15]

Apartment 3G is also usually pretty awesome, although it doesn't hit the heights of identity theft or Aldo Mary Worth.  But really, what can?

[Himu]

Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.

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so going online to find it at some online store makes it hard to find

[Great Rumbler]

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Aldo: Too beautiful for this world.

[TVC15]

Because you demanded it, the thrilling conclusion to the Ian's birthday storyline.

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so going online to find it at some online store makes it hard to find

Mary Worth is accurately depicting how much females lie.  They really aren't to be trusted.

[Himu]

This is the best thread on evilbore

[Himu]

Keith: You read Luann, Sally Forth, Rex Morgan, or Cathy?

[TVC15]

Keith: You read Luann, Sally Forth, Rex Morgan, or Cathy?

Sally Forth is sometimes actually decent (the dude that writes it is pretty cool).  The others I only follow when they come up in the awesome Something Awful comics threads.

[Himu]

 

I miss 9 Chickweed Lane.

[pilonv1]

fuck i am hooked on this shitty storyline.

is there somewhere i can catch up on old mary worth?

Just check the Mary Worth category at Curmudgeon.  He usually catches the interesting stuff going on.  Believe me, it's not all this thrilling.

That's how I spent my Friday afternoon at work, thans TVC

[pilonv1]

There are more of them, too, if you follow the links on the YouTube page.  If only they had done the Aldo storyline.

You'll just have to settle for this:

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OMG IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[Tucah]

[Crushed]

"I guess I'll have to wait for the bill since I never actually looked at the price. I assume that these newfangled DVDs cost hundreds of dollars though."

[bork]

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  The last two panels..."LOOK AT MY TITS!  LOOK!  LOOK!"

[Great Rumbler]

"I guess I'll have to wait for the bill since I never actually looked at the price. I assume that these newfangled DVDs cost hundreds of dollars though."

"It's such a convenience to avoid using cash!"

[Himu]

Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

When she gets the bill he's going to ring the shit out of her neck.

It appears to me she just bought the dvd without looking at the price, and it'd probably cost like 200 dollars since, you know, it's so rare. And now they'll be set back for the month and have to starve to death and Ian will leave Toby for Mary Worth, and she'll end up killing herself by sticking a screw driver up her sewer hole.

[Great Rumbler]

Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

The past two weeks can be boiled down to a single sentence: Toby buys a DVD for Ian, but accidentally gives away her personal information to scammers.

[Tucah]

She gets the bill in tomorrow's strip.

Still, nothing happens.

[pilonv1]

Isn't that new Mary Worth of them sitting on the couch just another repeat of the last days comic?

From my limited reading of Mary Worth on joshreads.com it seems that everything moves very slowly. But its still faster than previous years.

[TVC15]

UH OH!



That look on Ian's face in panel 2 looks like a good ol' "slip a finger into my ass as you nosh on my cock" face.

[Himu]

I bet Ian masturbates to this guy's voice and that's why he likes the dvd so much

[TVC15]

I liked this quote from the Comic Curmudgeon in the New Yorker.  Someone posted it at SA:

C.L.: What’s your beef with “For Better or For Worse?”

J.F.: Lynn Johnston’s idea of having the F.B.O.F.W. characters age more or less in real time was absolutely brilliant, and it really got a lot of people who are my age (roughly the age of the children in the strip) and my parents’ age (roughly the age of the parents) deeply emotionally involved. Over the years, there’s always been stuff to gripe about, but it has felt like a more or less natural flow of things that happened in people’s lives. But since she decided a few years ago that she was going to wrap the ongoing storylines up, it’s felt more and more forced into a “happy ending,” and that happy ending, it’s become increasingly clear, involves the kids replicating their parents’ boring suburban lives. The story of Elizabeth, who had an interesting job teaching in a Native Canadian village in the far north and gave it up to get together with Anthony, her terribly boring wet-noodle high school sweetheart, has been a particularly hot-button issue for people who don’t want to be white-bread suburbanites.

I have to admit that the preceeding paragraph shows how much power the narrative still has, even over people who ostensibly now hate the strip. It also makes me sound like a crazy person for caring so much, but I don’t care, do you hear me? I don’t! I HATE ANTHONY AND I DON’T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!

C.L.: What will Mary Worth’s last words be?

J.F.: I’m pretty sure that the last several weeks of Mary Worth will consist of her cackling maniacally as she stands atop a mountain of the corpses of her victims. Then, in the final strip, a missile from an unmanned Predator drone will destroy her mountain lair, and the final panel will be some grim-faced Special-Ops guy declaring that “we just killed history’s greatest monster.”

[Himu]

And yeah, ANTHONY SUX. Liz has gotten married to that sap and granpa JUST WON'T DIE. END HIS SUFFERING DAMMIT.

[pilonv1]

and now mary worth gets interesting

[Tucah]

IT BEGINS

[Great Rumbler]

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IT BEGINS

$1.09? 

[Himu]

IT'S ONLY $1.09



Even the person who stole her info is an idiot. $1.09?! What did they  buy from "Pretty Purposes"? lipstick?

[Eric P]

maybe it's the first charge to confirm they have the right account information

something small and innocuous to be more easily hidden until confirmation they have the door in.

[Himu]

You sound like an identity fraud expert, Eric!

[Joe Molotov]

DUN DUN DUN!

[AdmiralViscen]

maybe it's the first charge to confirm they have the right account information

something small and innocuous to be more easily hidden until confirmation they have the door in.

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[muckhole]

  What the fuck.

EDIT:

That look on Ian's face in panel 2 looks like a good ol' "slip a finger into my ass as you nosh on my cock" face.

  Somehow I missed that line on the first pass.

[Himu]

he really really likes that dvd

[pilonv1]

http://www.enormoushop.com/ is fantastic again today

cant wait till she loses her house over this

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.enormoushop.com/ is fantastic again today

cant wait till she loses her house over this

I can't wait for Mary Worth to show up and gloat over their misfortune before doling out some fortune cookie wisdom.

[Tucah]

That last panel, wowww

[Great Rumbler]

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That last panel, wowww

WHERE DID IAN'S SHIRT GO

[Vyer]

This is the creepiest shit I've ever read.

[Joe Molotov]

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That last panel, wowww

He's not quite as happy as he was here:



The new DVD smell must be wearing off. And here comes the buyer's remorse!

[pilonv1]

how much did this fucking dvd cost so that it put a small dent in her checking account?

and i like that shes reading ROMANCE magazine. hopefully they get a divorce

[Tucah]

Ian's sexy.

[pilonv1]

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the lack of action in todays strip is disheartening and also hilarious

HOW MUCH IS THIS FUCKING DVD

[AdmiralViscen]

Why the fuck is this SO SLOW

[Himu]

will they have sex at the poolside?

[Tucah]

will they have sex at the poolside?

Only if there's live narration by Sean Finnery.