Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 24346 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** August 03, 2008, 07:43:07 PM »

Mary Worth (the comic strip, not necessarily the character) blows minds for a living:

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #1 on:** August 03, 2008, 07:44:48 PM »

partial failure, she didn't mention the birthday blowjob

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #2 on:** August 03, 2008, 07:57:36 PM »

My mom should read Mary Worth. She's still afraid of shopping online.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #3 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:11:42 PM »

Quote from: distantmantra on August 03, 2008, 07:57:36 PM

My mom should read Mary Worth. She's still afraid of shopping online.

She should use http://www.enormoushop.com/

Tucah · « **Reply #4 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:17:01 PM »

Wow

bagofeyes · « **Reply #5 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:18:06 PM »

I wish my wife was smart and resourceful $:-\$

I wish I had a wife $:-\$

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** August 03, 2008, 08:35:31 PM »

But...Toby's a man's name. I didn't know Mary Worth featured gay marriage and cheeseburgers, my mind is blown!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** August 03, 2008, 09:02:21 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 03, 2008, 08:18:06 PM

I wish my wife was smart and resourceful $:-\$

I wish I had a wife $:-\$

As long as you don't mind giving half your shit to your room mate when you decide to leave. And, at times, you'll want to.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #8 on:** August 03, 2008, 09:08:55 PM »

I just want the cooked dinners

Draft · « **Reply #9 on:** August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM »

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM

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True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??

Draft · « **Reply #11 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:19:17 PM »

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM

Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM
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True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??

This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.

[close]

Crushed · « **Reply #12 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:29:24 PM »

I don't get it, where's the joke.

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 11:19:17 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

That was like 2 years ago.

Draft · « **Reply #14 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:47:08 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 03, 2008, 11:44:48 PM

Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 11:19:17 PM
Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

That was like 2 years ago.

My God.

I'm so old.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** August 03, 2008, 11:52:11 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 03, 2008, 11:29:24 PM

I don't get it, where's the joke.

Comic strips have jokes? Is this new?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** August 04, 2008, 12:10:13 AM »

I know who Aldo is!

Great smiley, though.

Vyer · « **Reply #17 on:** August 04, 2008, 12:11:08 AM »

Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 04, 2008, 12:17:27 AM »

Quote from: Vyer on August 04, 2008, 12:11:08 AM

Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit. That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.

Vyer · « **Reply #19 on:** August 04, 2008, 12:20:35 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 04, 2008, 12:17:27 AM

Quote from: Vyer on August 04, 2008, 12:11:08 AM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit. That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.

it's fucking amazing. i'd never seen it before. but i can't imagine i can read much more about mary worth, family circus and funky winkerbean or whatever the hell it's called.

Crushed · « **Reply #20 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:17:43 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 04, 2008, 12:17:27 AM

Quote from: Vyer on August 04, 2008, 12:11:08 AM
Jesus.

The 'not toby' link in that enormous shop link is a page making fun of all of these comics. Holy hell are they horrible.

No shit. That's the Comics Curmudgeon, which is like the jesus of comic strip blogs.

I have been compulsively reading this for some unknown reason for hours, and now I know several years worth of backstories for shitty comic strips. Thanks.

PS: I can't read his Gil Thorp commentary without imagining Genghis Cohen.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:24:14 PM »

Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 11:19:17 PM

Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on August 03, 2008, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: Draft on August 03, 2008, 09:35:10 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

True Mary Worth fans recognize.

captain kangaroo??
This other forum I post at had a huge Mary Worth kick a few months ago when someone noticed this character named "Aldo" was introduced. He was this like creepy stalker dude that was totally obsessed with nailing Mary Worth. Produced like 2 weeks of unintentional hilarity and this smiley, which still cracks me up.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Eventually Mary's friends forcibly insisted that Also leave Mary alone, he became despondent and drove his car off a cliff or into a wall or something, and died.
[close]

TVC15 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:26:24 PM »

Actually, iirc, Aldo got DRUNK and then drove off a cliff.

Crushed · « **Reply #23 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:27:41 PM »

god, i'm reading these and

why

why do people care about mary worth, why do these strange middle aged men find her incredibly attractive and hot, why does everyone listen to her advice even though she's just ruining their lives

why

Crushed · « **Reply #24 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:31:19 PM »

why is the syndicated version of spider-man so worthless and pathetic

i mean, more so than usual

they're right, that's the whole strip

no different than any of the movies or books, but still

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:40:55 PM »

This is probably the best Mary Worth ever:

It definitely peaked with Aldo. It hasn't gotten that good since.

Crushed · « **Reply #26 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:51:22 PM »

Look how smug she is.

"Mmm yes, MY lovely apple cake, best fucking cake in the world- WHO THE HELL IS THIS ASSHOLE"

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:53:40 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2008, 05:54:47 PM »

That's not alcohol. He just realized that he's a character in Mary Worth.

"Oh no... goddamn it. Fucking MARY WORTH."

Akala · « **Reply #29 on:** August 04, 2008, 06:31:11 PM »

At least he drank good stuff.

Himu · « **Reply #30 on:** August 04, 2008, 07:28:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 04, 2008, 05:40:55 PM

This is probably the best Mary Worth ever:

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It definitely peaked with Aldo. It hasn't gotten that good since.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:32:34 PM »

So what's the gift she got him?

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:36:39 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 04, 2008, 11:32:34 PM

So what's the gift she got him?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:37:45 PM »

what is this dvd? i am intrigued

patrickula · « **Reply #34 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:41:15 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** August 04, 2008, 11:51:04 PM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on August 03, 2008, 09:08:55 PM

I just want the cooked dinners

Why don't we put in and buy a nice east European girl together?

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:45:31 AM »

Today's intriguing installment:

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:48:06 AM »

Where the fuck is this going? Is this bitch going to get her credit info stolen or not?

Tucah · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:55:38 AM »

Bitch doesn't even tell us what DVD she bought. I hope the next strip features her reading penis enlargement spam.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:58:34 AM »

I like how the Curmudgeon points out that she completes her purchase by pressing the F10 key rather than clicking the mouse. Not that her computer appears to have a mouse.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2008, 01:04:52 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 07, 2008, 12:58:34 AM

I like how the Curmudgeon points out that she completes her purchase by pressing the F10 key rather than clicking the mouse. Not that her computer appears to have a mouse.

Crushed · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2008, 01:07:36 AM »

That's how computers work you know, you just mash random keys or else they stop working.

Crushed · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2008, 11:44:45 AM »

Sweet, an IRGENT email!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:36:17 PM »

Don't click it, it's a scam!

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:42:56 PM »

This is one of the most awesome mary worth storylines in a while!

Crushed · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2008, 12:43:52 PM »

http://www.enormoushop.com/

the internet security special

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #46 on:** August 07, 2008, 02:44:34 PM »

NO TOBY DON'T DO IT

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #47 on:** August 07, 2008, 02:56:43 PM »

On a semi-related note, the new Popeye is really perverse.

Crushed · « **Reply #48 on:** August 07, 2008, 02:59:01 PM »

royal... brain power?

and wtf:

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #49 on:** August 07, 2008, 03:03:35 PM »

Tucah · « **Reply #50 on:** August 07, 2008, 03:09:52 PM »

wtf at the popeye strips

and

at the mary worth strips. she's totally getting scammed. that's what happens when women use the internet.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #51 on:** August 07, 2008, 04:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 02:59:01 PM

royal... brain power?

and wtf:

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What the heck?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #52 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:05:08 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on August 07, 2008, 02:59:01 PM

royal... brain power?

and wtf:

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Woooooow, Popeye is awesome.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #53 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »

Olive Oyl's twin sister is stacked!

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:36:08 PM »

lmao

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** August 07, 2008, 05:41:09 PM »

IIRC, those Popeyes are like from a decade ago and they are just being rerun.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #56 on:** August 07, 2008, 10:42:34 PM »

Best Popeye ever:

[youtube=425,350]n3Jr9YtQ0Vg[/youtube]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #57 on:** August 07, 2008, 10:46:41 PM »

WWII propaganda cartoons are awesome. I have the Walt Disney War Time boxset, it's pretty fascinating.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #58 on:** August 08, 2008, 05:05:36 PM »

today's http://www.enormoushop.com update is AMAZING

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #59 on:** August 08, 2008, 05:38:39 PM »

What a dumb bitch. Reaching for that F11 again.

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Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 24346 times)