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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Sho Nuff on October 01, 2008, 09:03:35 PM

Title: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 01, 2008, 09:03:35 PM
IM SO EXITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am staying up late to find out what nitnendo will give us this time. (i told my mom that i am doing internet bible study but actually i keep pressing F5 at nintendo.com)

here are my biggest hopes

-- Super BRAWL featuring new adventure mode with raichu and Little Mac and introducing garfield
-- new ds with better graphics and acelermomenter so it's like a wii but it's a ds
-- new kirby adventure for wii
-- wii fit DS
-- Condemned 3 for wii
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 01, 2008, 09:05:18 PM
OMG NINTENDO IS GONNA ANNOUNCE MORE REHASHES CAN'T WAIT
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: E-DuB on October 01, 2008, 09:06:32 PM
Yoshi Island DS 2 confirmed?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 01, 2008, 09:07:40 PM
Ninthing disappointment, crow being eaten... or both? :pimp

Find out in four hours!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: laesperanzapaz on October 01, 2008, 09:09:19 PM
in which shopping mall is it being held
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2008, 09:11:40 PM
condemned 3 for wii couldn't possibly be any worse than condemned 2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 01, 2008, 09:13:46 PM
I watched my brother play condemned 2. it was good. i was scared and had to leave the room when he fought the oros. but on wii it will be better because it will be like you are really there!!!! swing the wii remote to punch the stinky bum!!!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 01, 2008, 09:15:03 PM
i'd like to swing the wiimote and punch the devs who suckered me into paying $60 for condemned 2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 09:18:21 PM
omg i bet nintendo will release a sequel to that underwhelming third-tier bomb that i personally liked
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: archie4208 on October 01, 2008, 09:21:47 PM
i wonder if a new zelda game will be announced  :o
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 09:24:46 PM
I hope another third-party dev announces a major exclusive like MH3 at last year's conference, because that was funny as hell.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 09:27:12 PM
Is this new punchout game confirmed?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 01, 2008, 09:28:32 PM
If there IS a new punchout, you know it's going to be ruined by adding in balance board or something.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 09:29:07 PM
it is SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL: OVER BATTLE and why would Garfield the Cat be in it he is not a videogame Character?!?! Personally I am hoping it is going to have Kazuya Mishima and Jin Mishima from Tekken and also include a Clu-Clu Land Stage and also let me play as my Miis with the powers of the Mishima family!! I have a Friend who works for Nintendo who also designed the levels for the Kirby games and who got me the Wii three weeks before release and he said that the games are going to be
- Punch-Out: Mac's Revenge
- "Kid Icarus Mature" that is the internal project name, Nintendo is looking out for its Fans like I said
- Wii Chii, this is all new and totally awesome, you get to learn WU SHU by using the Balance Board and the new Chii Meter accessory, it will blow you away, now you can kick the asses of Micro$oft and $ony Fans in real-life not just on the inter net! My friend also says there is a special version of Tekken called Tekken Life where you can use the Chii Meter to BECOME a Mishima and run your own Fighting empire, it's totally real-time and comes with a special add-on that gives you better HD graphics than the Play Station 3!

That is it, true Believers will be rewarded, Micro$oft and $ony Losers will be Crying!!!!1
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 09:29:57 PM
i'm hip and like boring overrated standard jrpgs, so i'm going to hope for mother 4 and super mario rpg 2

If there IS a new punchout, you know it's going to be ruined by adding in balance board or something.

s
m
h

that'd be like the one legitimate use of the board
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 09:31:22 PM
I honestly wouldn't mind a Punch out that uses the balance board and all that shit as long as it worked...which it probably won't.

And I still don't understand why people want a new Kid Icarus.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 09:32:33 PM
punch-out games have always been pretty shitty
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 09:33:10 PM
And I still don't understand why people want a new Kid Icarus.

because of old rumors about dead phoenix from capcom being a kid icarus game

because it came out at the same time as metroid

because the art design was similar to the old nes zeldas

because it was teased in ssbm and ssbb



except the game wasn't even that good


punch-out games have always been pretty shitty

okay now that's just crazy
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 01, 2008, 09:34:32 PM
If there IS a new punchout, you know it's going to be ruined by adding in balance board or something.

s
m
h

that'd be like the one legitimate use of the board

i cant believe i unignored him for this
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 09:35:08 PM
Punch Out and Super Punch Out were great.  The Hajime no Ippo game on the GBA was much better than both and played very similar, but I wouldn't mind a new one.  
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 09:35:13 PM
i only played through tyson's punch-out on the nes because i had nothing else to play at the time. i don't recall actually ENJOYING it. the snes version i rented, realized that it was all shallow trial-and-error of the most mundane variety, and promptly returned it

fighting games have evolved so very far beyond its flash-style gaming shenanigans
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 01, 2008, 09:37:32 PM
And I still don't understand why people want a new Kid Icarus.

I'm kinda baffled at that too. It was always the more worthless of Gunpei Yokoi's two creations (it was the software equivalent of the virtua boy).

A new Metroid however, would be something more acceptable to desire.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 09:38:32 PM
Punch Out was more of a rhythm game than a fighting game.  It was completely foreign from the actual sport of Boxing compared to the other NES sports games.  Oh, and even Donkey Kong Jungle Beat did Punch Out better, but I still wouldn't mind seeing a new one.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 09:39:01 PM
A new 2D Metroid however, would be something more acceptable to desire.


fix'd
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 01, 2008, 09:39:53 PM
Drinky, would you like a 3D Metroid if it was in 3rd person?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 01, 2008, 09:40:35 PM
why would you want a 3d metroid period? fuckin NINTARD I HATE YOU
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 01, 2008, 09:41:26 PM
why would you want a 3d metroid period? fuckin NINTARD I HATE YOU

I don't really. I'd prefer a 2D one myself. I'm just saying IF they went with a 3D one, I'd like it to be in 3rd person this time.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 09:41:57 PM
Drinky, would you like a 3D Metroid if it was in 3rd person?

only if it was made by a team that didn't suck

heck, i'd take a first-person metroid that didn't suck
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 01, 2008, 09:43:21 PM
anyway they're gonna revive startropics so it's all good
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 01, 2008, 09:44:47 PM
Clu Clu Land 2: Hyperclu
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 09:45:07 PM
StarTropics is an actual series that is worth reviving.  
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 01, 2008, 09:45:20 PM
Console games  :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 01, 2008, 09:46:46 PM
startropics is the only replayable nintendo game i can think of off-hand so it's clearly NOT the game they will be bringing back
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: gibletsngravy on October 01, 2008, 09:53:11 PM
Sarah Palin in Get a Clu-Clu Land 
Sarah Palin's Wolf Hunt  :P
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: E-DuB on October 01, 2008, 10:00:30 PM
Maybe a remake of Clash at Demonhead for the DS
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 01, 2008, 10:23:42 PM
it is SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL: OVER BATTLE and why would Garfield the Cat be in it he is not a videogame Character?!?!

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X-WtKV8lL._AA280_.jpg)
come on how could u not have played this. man i hope garfield for genesis comes out on virtual console. my cousin was working on a version of garfield for jaguar but it never came out :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

garfield's special attack is where lasangna come down from the top of the screen and garfield eats it. then jon comes in and yeslls "GARFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!" and everyone is dazed by how loud hte voice.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 10:26:40 PM
I am not a Garfield Fan, I like Heath Cliff!!!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 01, 2008, 10:27:55 PM
i want rocco from rocco's modern life in suma bura!

SUMA BURAAAA
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 01, 2008, 10:29:10 PM
and Marmaduke the Dog, he would take Half Damage because he is so Big!!! but Heath Cliff is very tough, he is an alley Cat you know.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 10:32:39 PM
marmaduke would devour and rape all characters simultaneously

he hungers for flesh, and all of humanity fears him
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 01, 2008, 10:36:36 PM
omg i cant wait

I think we will see
- square announcing FFXIII for wii
- Dragon Quest X for Wii
- Capcom announcing 5 new WII exclusive games
- Cooking Guide for Wii
- new Wii colours, I want a sexy red or black one to put with my white one!

i cant wait!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 01, 2008, 10:45:17 PM
omg i cant wait

I think we will see
- square announcing FFXIII for wii
- Dragon Quest X for Wii
- Capcom announcing 5 new WII exclusive games
- Cooking Guide for Wii
- new Wii colours, I want a sexy red or black one to put with my white one!

i cant wait!

Alright, who fucking told him.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: tiesto on October 01, 2008, 10:45:33 PM
Gimme a new Wrecking Crew plzzzzzz... and of course StarTropics, Mach Rider and Kid Icarus. But who am I kidding? It's gonna be another Star Fox or F-Zero or Pikmin or some Nintendo series I don't really give a shit about. I wouldn't mind a Punch Out w/Balance Board. How could you hate original Punch Out... it's got battling against ethnic stereotypes, the nicca stole my bike scene, an awesome theme song, challenging pattern-memorization gameplay, and a cool soundtrack.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 01, 2008, 10:48:20 PM
omg i cant wait

I think we will see
- square announcing FFXIII for wii
- Dragon Quest X for Wii
- Capcom announcing 5 new WII exclusive games
- Cooking Guide for Wii
- new Wii colours, I want a sexy red or black one to put with my white one!

i cant wait!

Alright, who fucking told him.

:'(
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 01, 2008, 10:48:37 PM
The conference is gonna start out with "WATASHI WA CAMMIE"
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: tiesto on October 01, 2008, 10:50:52 PM
Sarah Palin is gonna be the surprise guest... along with McCain.

The primary audience for Wii - soccer moms and old coots.

And supposedly there's the whole Nintendo fan = Conservative bit.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 01, 2008, 10:52:39 PM
Gimme a new Wrecking Crew plzzzzzz... and of course StarTropics, Mach Rider and Kid Icarus. But who am I kidding? It's gonna be another Star Fox or F-Zero or Pikmin or some Nintendo series I don't really give a shit about. I wouldn't mind a Punch Out w/Balance Board. How could you hate original Punch Out... it's got battling against ethnic stereotypes, the nicca stole my bike scene, an awesome theme song, challenging pattern-memorization gameplay, and a cool soundtrack.

you don't care about fuck-awesome games like f-zero but you want fuck-awful games like mach rider and kid icarus
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 01, 2008, 11:24:54 PM
The conference is gonna start out with "WATASHI WA CAMMIE"

:o nihongo ga jozu desu neeeee
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 01, 2008, 11:28:44 PM
and Marmaduke the Dog, he would take Half Damage because he is so Big!!! but Heath Cliff is very tough, he is an alley Cat you know.

I want Dennis the Menace, he would have sling shot. his special attack is shoot mr. wilson's window. then mr. wilson comes out and yells DENNIISSSSSSS!!!!!!!! but then mr wilsons wife makes u cookies. then u get your health back.

man i am just full of great ideas. i should be a designer. lets make a game company prole!!!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 01, 2008, 11:49:40 PM
how long now i think my f5 key is broken lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 02, 2008, 12:05:30 AM
I'm really hyped for Necronesia 2

Did this shit start yet, it's 12:50 in Japan and nobody seems to be liveblogging?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 12:06:39 AM
its not going to start till the thread is unlocked
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 12:11:20 AM
while we wait, some choice quotes from Miyamoto Shigeru-sama, taken from IWATA ASKS MIYAMOTO: WII MUSIC EDITION


Quote from: Miyamoto
In the end, even though I was a starter on the basketball team, I quit and formed a manga club.

Quote from: Miyamoto
I suppose so. If I could actually play an instrument, I might view this game as sacrilege against true music.

Quote from: Miyamoto
I wasn't this excited when we created Super Mario Bros.

Quote from: Miyamoto
Yes, it is. Maybe I'm just turning into a crazy old man. (laughs)


godspeed, noble prince :japancry
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 12:11:51 AM
So when is this?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Grecco on October 02, 2008, 12:12:53 AM
Cant Wait for Emo Icarus: Matt Cassamasina Redeemed.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 12:14:49 AM
miyamoto's descent into embarrassing senility continues apace. doesn't he play the banjo or something? i guess he forgot
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 12:16:45 AM
Matt Cassamasina is clearly sucking someone's dick at Nintendo, so a new Kid Icarus probably is true.  I mean, seriously:

[youtube=425,350]Z3p64V5PO_M[/youtube]

Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 12:17:48 AM
maybe, like george lucas and hideo kojima, miyamoto's early works were all tremendously lucky flukes

he's talking about how his 2d games were influenced by the shitty manga he drew in junior high and how his 3d games like OoT and Mario 64 were influenced by asinine puppet shows he used to watch
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 12:18:13 AM
Quote
I wasn't this excited when we created Super Mario Bros.

Nintendo's last 10 years summed up perfectly.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 12:21:07 AM
one day he's going to come into work and say 'i thought of this great new idea for a game while i was grocery shopping. it's about the learned elders of zion and the controls they exert on vegetable prices.' and everyone at nintendo is so frightened of him and his bloated reputation that they're going to produce it
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 12:24:08 AM
The cutscene is crisp and clean = polish

wii has really lowered standards
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 12:24:16 AM
one day he's going to come into work and say 'i thought of this great new idea for a game while i was grocery shopping. it's about the learned elders of zion and the controls they exert on vegetable prices.' and everyone at nintendo is so frightened of him and his bloated reputation that they're going to produce it

Quote from: Miyamoto
I wondered why I had to learn the domestic products of places foreign to me and memorize the particular dates for historical events, but after I became an adult, I read a book called The History of Information The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which changed the way I think. In that book there was a timeline overlapping world history with Japanese Jewish history. I was interested in art history, so the timeline, which included information such as what was going on in Japan Glorious Nippon when Europe was going through the Renaissance Jewish infiltration, was fascinating.


this explains why the evil ganondorf in oot was a wily jew with dark skin
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 12:25:54 AM
deblob looks like the Grimm game you can get on Gametap for free
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 12:30:35 AM
Yeah, but does Grimm have nice load screens and interface? does it help support the Wii? de Blob does. 
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:04:11 AM
welp nintendo's just started it by immediately announcing this new " DSi " revision


GBA slot will be excluded.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:06:07 AM
GBA slot will be excluded.

and there goes nintendo's last remaining link to videogames
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:07:49 AM
It's just a different model, though isn't it? Like the Gameboy Micro?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Tucah on October 02, 2008, 01:09:28 AM
(http://bb.watch.impress.co.jp/cda/static/image/2008/10/02/ninten02.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:09:38 AM
well there's the camera
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:11:51 AM
13:45 It's going from one system per house to one system per person.
13:46 12%, 2.6 millimeters thinner, GBA slot will be excluded.

:lol no BC, good jon sony and way to piss off activision





Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:13:48 AM
640x480 camera

:rofl OH NINTENDO. just like I had in my Nokia phone 5 years ago
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:14:36 AM
13:47 Both screens will be increased to 3.25 inches. It will include a camera and audio functionality.
13:49 The Nintendo DSi camera will contain 300,000 pixels. Both screens will be touch panels, and photographs should be able to be manipulated through the touch screen.
13:50 The pitch and playback speed of sound on the Nintendo DSi can be adjusted at will.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:15:58 AM
dual touch screens
vc/digital distribution support, on-board memory for downloads
wii points now "nintendo points"
included browser
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:17:27 AM
MAN I CANT WAIT TO TRADE MY .3 MEGAPIXEL IMAGES
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 01:17:50 AM
wow so now i can pirate VC games and take them on the go

awesome!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:19:27 AM
13:58 DS Ware will be able to be downloaded from the Nintendo DSi Shop.
13:59 Titles will be placed into Free, 200, 500, and Premium (800) categories. DSi systems that connect by March, 2010 will receive 1000 Points as a gift.

1 Nov 18900 yen.
Rest of world, next year.

woot
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:20:44 AM
well not VC ones, but DS specific ones yes

awesome free stuff from nintendo.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Yeti on October 02, 2008, 01:22:21 AM
Free titles? I'll believe that when I see it.  :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:23:48 AM
out nov 1 in japan, 18900 Yen

free titles at launch are browser (lol) and something like a notebook.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:24:35 AM
out nov 1 in japan, 18900 Yen

free titles at launch are browser (lol) and something like a notebook.

launch colors are gay apple glossy white (for girls) and badass matte black (for men)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:27:15 AM
groo is betraying us by posting news liek this on gaf

Quote
Mii on DS in Lifestyle Rhythm Calculator software.
Pedometer shown.

DS Fit confired.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:28:23 AM
So there's no VC downloadable stuff on DS it seems.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 01:29:57 AM
So how does VC work? I buy on Wii and transfer to DS? Or is DS has its own VC service?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 01:30:11 AM
This is really almost worse than their e3 conference. Splitting the base?

There is no VC on DS.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on October 02, 2008, 01:30:33 AM
Wouldn't now just be a horrible time to reveal any sort of workable storage solution for the Wii.  I mean if the fucking DS has one, why the hell should the Wii?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:31:30 AM
mario & luigi 3
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:32:25 AM
oh man, just when i was worried that we wouldn't get any more games with mario in them

nintendo has still got it
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 01:32:55 AM
not even a megapixel

:rofl

nintendo is going to split the userbase with dual touch screens and the removal of the gba slot.

but ds loving tards will eat this shitty revision up.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:33:12 AM
So how does VC work? I buy on Wii and transfer to DS? Or is DS has its own VC service?

ds has its own service
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:33:40 AM
This is really almost worse than their e3 conference.

hahahahahahahaha no
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:34:24 AM
who's going to bother making software for a service that only a fraction of the ds userbase can even access

if you thought wiiware was shit, JUST YOU WAIT
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:34:29 AM
oh man, just when i was worried that we wouldn't get any more games with mario in them

nintendo has still got it

But it's a stupid RPG this time! :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 01:34:35 AM
This is really almost worse than their e3 conference.

hahahahahahahaha no

It's 48 minutes into the conference and they are showing a game now. DQ9 btw :D

M&L3 is nowhere to be found.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:35:18 AM
yeah mario & luigi 3 sounds fake.

shame the shitty camera wasnt fake too
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 01:35:27 AM
I hope M&L3 is real, although 2 was garbage.

Lots of mistranslation about VC and touch screens...
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:36:04 AM
i actually kind of liked m&l1 :shh
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 01:37:16 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 01:37:44 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 01:37:53 AM
From what I understand, VC is not really VC, but only DSWare.  Not hard to guess there's going to be a DS only version of VC with GB/GBC/GBA games possibly.

IGN confirms dual touch screens.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 01:38:38 AM
is the dual touch screen shit fake or not?

Quote
IGN confirms dual touch screens.

get fucked nintendo.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 01:38:51 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 01:39:11 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Doubful.  There's a bigger screen, tho.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:39:44 AM
DQIX March 09

FFCC simultaneous in Jan 29th 09.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 01:40:10 AM
"Copy/download directly to an SD card"

Homebrew Browser does this already :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:41:14 AM
You will be able to download Wii software directly to SD and it will be easy to copy software to/from SD/internal memory.

i bet you cant execute it though
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:41:19 AM
So how does the SD card thing solve the storage problem?  ???
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MCD on October 02, 2008, 01:42:08 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?
watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:43:16 AM
:rofl

Receive 500 points if you help a non-savvy person get connected to the Internet on their Wii
They are really pushing the net side.

:rofl groo
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:43:45 AM
if you can't run software directly from sd, this 'solution' fails even by nintendo standards. lord knows i'm tired of managing my pirated vc games
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Hollywood on October 02, 2008, 01:44:02 AM
Nintendo announces revision. Makes more money. Hatas cry.  :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:45:02 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?
watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.

OMG THEY DO :rofl

(http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/20081002/nint04.jpg)

:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: treythemovie on October 02, 2008, 01:48:51 AM
 :lol @ the power button
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:49:07 AM
What is the gamegaga site anyway?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:50:32 AM
looking at one of the close-up pictures of the pitch-adjusting screen, i think that "border" is just black plastic

the resolution would be the same
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 01:52:01 AM
AMAZING HOW FAR NINTENDO IS PUSHING THE TECHNOLOGICAL ENVELOPE
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: treythemovie on October 02, 2008, 01:52:12 AM
Dammit Groo, is Mario and Luigi 3 fake or not?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MCD on October 02, 2008, 01:52:29 AM
3.25

fucking .25

time to sell my 360.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:54:02 AM
:omg

"Nintendo is going to re-release GC classics like Pikmin under a "Enjoy with Wii Selection" lineup. "

:rofl

Want new Pikmin? HAVE THE OLD ONE REPACKAGED
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 01:54:54 AM
:omg

"Nintendo is going to re-release GC classics like Pikmin under a "Enjoy with Wii Selection" lineup. "

:rofl

Want new Pikmin? HAVE THE OLD ONE REPACKAGED

You want new games? Fuck you, play the old ones.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 01:55:09 AM
this is legendary milking

EPIC LEVELS OF DAIRY  PRODUCT
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:55:49 AM
Another Code Wii
Punch-Out
Sin & Punishment 2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:55:58 AM
PUNCH OUT CONFIRMED

(no, not kidding)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: treythemovie on October 02, 2008, 01:56:24 AM
Sin and Punishment 2? Nintendo redeemed
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 01:56:37 AM
sin and punishment 2 :o

wii hate momentarily set aside :o
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Hollywood on October 02, 2008, 01:57:02 AM
Punch-out. fegs owned. Bald Bull > you.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 01:57:13 AM
OMG SIN AND PUNISHMENT 2 FOR WII

NOT SELLING ANYMORE

some punch out shit too ::)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 01:57:20 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?
watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.

they won't, since the resolution stays the same

and let's face it, going to a 3.25" diagonal screen size from a 3.0" is the very epitome of visually irrelevant
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 01:57:46 AM
Haha, Nintendo's gonna revive every franchise in their library BUT Kid Icarus. :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 01:57:57 AM
Samurai Warriors/Sengoku Musou 3 for Wii
Prope's new game "Let's Tap" doesn't need to even use the Wiimote
Yep, new "mainline" Tales announced for Wii
MH3 video
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 02, 2008, 02:01:09 AM
PUNCH OUT!!! THANK YOU JESUS
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:01:23 AM
Prope's new game "Let's Tap" doesn't need to even use the Wiimote

it's like yuji naka saw wii music and felt that he had to reassert his status as the single most disgraced game developer
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 02:02:09 AM
haha, samurai warriors 3 for wii... i hear prole buying another wii already
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 02:02:38 AM
Quote
Sin and Punishment and Punch Out just made this a conference for the ages.

:rofl
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 02:03:38 AM
Ninthings are so fucking weird.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 02:04:05 AM
okay wii music, conference over
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 02:04:58 AM
Quote
Sin and Punishment and Punch Out just made this a conference for the ages.

:rofl

it was andrex. you know he's never played either game.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 02:05:45 AM
Quote
Sin and Punishment and Punch Out just made this a conference for the ages.

:rofl

it was andrex. you know he's never played either game.

I bet he never played nor cared about Monster Hunter until it was announced for the Wii.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 02:06:16 AM
new tales game?

give me wii hd and i just might consider buying nintendo!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
but not because of a tales game
[close]
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:08:26 AM
Miyamoto is currently on stage. This could theoretically end in an ultra megaton!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 02:08:41 AM
New Tales game must be Team Destiny.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:08:48 AM
haha, samurai warriors 3 for wii... i hear prole buying another wii already

he can just wait for the enhanced ps2 version six months later

:piss koei :piss2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 02:08:57 AM
Miyamoto is currently on stage. This could theoretically end in an ultra megaton!

Nah, just more stupid Wii Music.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MCD on October 02, 2008, 02:09:12 AM
you guys sure it's a new tales game? might be symphonia repackaged lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:12:25 AM
lol, the thread just died.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 02:14:27 AM
lol, the thread just died.

Behold! The power of Wii Music!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 02:14:58 AM
you guys sure it's a new tales game? might be symphonia repackaged lol

isn't that the same thing?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 02:15:17 AM
Prope's new game "Let's Tap" doesn't need to even use the Wiimote

it's like yuji naka saw wii music and felt that he had to reassert his status as the single most disgraced game developer

drohne for icon
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MCD on October 02, 2008, 02:20:02 AM
you guys sure it's a new tales game? might be symphonia repackaged lol

isn't that the same thing?
true.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TVC15 on October 02, 2008, 02:21:15 AM
So, basically Sin and Punishment 2 plus a lot of Nintendo quality disappointments, then?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:30:33 AM
Blech conference was gay to the max. :/

Also, SF4's coming to the Wii?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:31:48 AM
Also, SF4's coming to the Wii?

that was tatsunoko vs capcom you nub
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Hollywood on October 02, 2008, 02:31:57 AM
(http://www.benzale.com/images/punchout3_1.JPG)

Fuck you all. This rules. Glass Joe up in this mother fucka.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 02:32:29 AM
lol, the thread just died.
Drohne, SP2 looks hot.  Treasure sure knows how to push hardware.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on October 02, 2008, 02:32:46 AM
Will the DSi have exclusive software outside of the downloadable arcade games? If not I'm not upgrading for a DS with a shitty camera attached.

I tried to ask on GAF but they're all to busy shedding tears of joy over Nintendo's latest droppings.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 02:33:49 AM
looking at the official website, i see no indication that the top screen is touch-sensitive, and you'd think there'd be a graphic of a stylus on the top screen if that were the case
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:34:24 AM
Also, SF4's coming to the Wii?

that was tatsunoko vs capcom you nub

There was like only 2 seconds of it. :/
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:34:37 AM
punchout looks fucking horrible. i think it's reusing the background from wii boxing. zero budget confirmed. not that it could ever be worth a shit with waggle in place of crisp digital controls

s&p 2 looks like a good ps2 game. which makes it the prettiest thing on wii

:bow treasure :bow2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 02:35:33 AM
punchout looks fucking horrible. i think it's reusing the background from wii boxing. zero budget confirmed

the background is totally 100% different
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 02:36:58 AM
Quote
Then you are not a tales fan, because they are not doing the same shit over and over again.

i'm ashamed to like this series now
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 02:38:56 AM
punchout looks fucking horrible. i think it's reusing the background from wii boxing. zero budget confirmed

the background is totally 100% different

its still shit
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:40:07 AM
OH SHIT IT'S NOT OVER YET
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 02:47:01 AM
punchout looks fucking horrible. i think it's reusing the background from wii boxing. zero budget confirmed. not that it could ever be worth a shit with waggle in place of crisp digital controls

s&p 2 looks like a good ps2 game. which makes it the prettiest thing on wii

:bow treasure :bow2

drohne!

our dream!

a dream of a wii with rail shooters! it is coming!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 02:47:50 AM
(http://i38.tinypic.com/2emd4lw.jpg)

looks terrible. but what can ya expect when you blow low res shit up?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: originalz on October 02, 2008, 02:50:15 AM
Yeah, there's no mention of a dual touch-screen anywhere that I see in Japanese.  Kotaku also doesn't mention it, and they're translating from Famitsu.  I think IGN is misreading something.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 02, 2008, 02:50:49 AM
Punchout is totally ripping that shit PS2 boxing game.. what was it again? Black and Bruised?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:51:40 AM
drohne!

our dream!

a dream of a wii with rail shooters! it is coming!

well, at least until nintendo outsources starfox to the shittiest developer they can find and sends it all crashing down

BUT FOR NOW HIMURO...THE DREAM STANDS PROUD
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:51:50 AM
goddamnit. worst conference ever. not even one new zelda clip!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 02:53:25 AM
drohne!

our dream!

a dream of a wii with rail shooters! it is coming!

well, at least until nintendo outsources starfox to the shittiest developer they can find and sends it all crashing down

BUT FOR NOW HIMURO...THE DREAM STANDS PROUD

:bow TREASURE :bow2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 02:54:24 AM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=13039102&postcount=1930

oh god pantherlotus has already put together a list and he can't even read the fucking titles :rofl
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 02:56:25 AM
S&P2:
(http://i38.tinypic.com/mrqy2t.jpg)

Another Code/Trace Memory 2:
(http://i34.tinypic.com/2z59kwh.jpg)

Supan Smasher (Nintendo)
(http://i35.tinypic.com/jahpbm.jpg)

Cosmic Walker (Nintendo)
(http://i37.tinypic.com/w0ovfp.jpg)

Line Attack Heroes (Nintendo)
(http://i34.tinypic.com/qx3om1.jpg)

Dynamic Blade (Nintendo)
(http://i33.tinypic.com/14kjlli.jpg)

Endless Ocean 2
(http://i35.tinypic.com/1fwqwo.jpg)

Let's Tap (Prope)
(http://i38.tinypic.com/sevx2w.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:57:23 AM
Punchout's being developed by Artoon.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 03:00:04 AM
artoon strikes again

i'm afraid that if i laugh someone will tell me that s&p2 has been outsourced to tose
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 03:02:27 AM
Naw, SP2's being developed by treasure.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 03:08:21 AM
artoon strikes again

i'm afraid that if i laugh someone will tell me that s&p2 has been outsourced to tose

Hope you weren't laughing, amigo. :(

Sin and Punishment 2
Developer: Retro Studios.


















j/k :P
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 03:09:01 AM
nintendo owns s&p, so it was basically wii or nothing

or no -- i guess it was wii, nothing, or ds. in descending order of preference

Hope you weren't laughing, amigo. :(

Sin and Punishment 2
Developer: Retro Studios.

NOT EVEN IN JEST
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 03:09:21 AM
Pretty miserable conference in my eyes. Nintendo isn't really doing much that I'm interested in nowadays, but I'll give Mario & Luigi 3 a try. Never finished the 2nd one though - they're all pretty much the same game :-\

And smh at games with potential (like S&P2) coming out for a shitty console :( I'd rather have it on PS3 and that says a lot.

Shows where your priorities are, my man. Considering that rail shooters are the one of the few genres that would be PERFECT for wii.

Also, how the fuck CAN you complain about Sin and Punishment 2? HOW?

That just crosses the line of being passionate about games and caring a lil too much about what company makes what hardware.

WHO CARES.

This is a time for celebration and our hobby!

:bow rail shooters :bow2
:bow treasure :bow2
:bow wii giving the best shooting genre EVER another shot :bow2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 03:10:04 AM
Quote
Nintendo DSi
LCD screen size: 3.25 inches
LCD screens: active TFT color LCD (260,000 colors)
Hardware size: L: 137mm, H: 74.9mm, W: 18.9mm (stylus length: ~92mm)
Power source: Nintendo DSi AC Adaptor, battery pack
Weight: ~214g (including the battery pack and stylus)
Battery charging time: ~2.5 hours
Battery charge length:
lowest brightness: ~9-14 hours
low brightness: ~8-12 hours
medium brightness: ~6-9 hours
high brightness: ~4-6 hours
highest brightness: ~3-4 hours
(This may vary from title to title.)
Playable titles: Nintendo DS software, Nintendo DSi software
Inputs: DS card slot, SD memory card slot, AC adaptor port, stereo headphone/microphone port
*GBA games and DS games requiring the GBA slot cannot be played.

oh noes?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 02, 2008, 03:15:23 AM
Punchout's being developed by Artoon.

smh

I will be buying the new DS though, makes taking dick pics all the more convenient and economical.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jansen on October 02, 2008, 03:20:37 AM
okay now i'm confused. two fucking touch screens or not?!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 02, 2008, 03:23:01 AM
Wii is the Palin of consoles.

OMG THE CONSOLE IS STUPID JUST LIKE US! CONSOLE OF THE EVER!

AWW SHIT! THE CONSOLE IS MORE STUPID THAN EVEN WE ARE! BOOO! BOOOOOO!
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Vizzys on October 02, 2008, 03:30:52 AM
okay now i'm confused. two fucking touch screens or not?!

just one apparently

needs wpa support, oh and having an sd slot seems very exploitable to me
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on October 02, 2008, 03:31:46 AM
Quote
Nintendo DSi
LCD screen size: 3.25 inches
LCD screens: active TFT color LCD (260,000 colors)
Hardware size: L: 137mm, H: 74.9mm, W: 18.9mm (stylus length: ~92mm)
Power source: Nintendo DSi AC Adaptor, battery pack
Weight: ~214g (including the battery pack and stylus)
Battery charging time: ~2.5 hours
Battery charge length:
lowest brightness: ~9-14 hours
low brightness: ~8-12 hours
medium brightness: ~6-9 hours
high brightness: ~4-6 hours
highest brightness: ~3-4 hours
(This may vary from title to title.)
Playable titles: Nintendo DS software, Nintendo DSi software
Inputs: DS card slot, SD memory card slot, AC adaptor port, stereo headphone/microphone port
*GBA games and DS games requiring the GBA slot cannot be played.

oh noes?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 03:38:48 AM
BARF
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Vizzys on October 02, 2008, 03:49:44 AM
I can feel the burn from here

icy hot
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Sho Nuff on October 02, 2008, 04:03:03 AM
With 640x480 res I can finally replace my Sony Digital Mavica
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Tabasco on October 02, 2008, 04:07:55 AM
god damned gaf is too big.  i just want to read a thread and laugh at the stupid nfans.  but these threads are 2000+ posts!  that's too much work to try and separate the stupid from the truly insane :(  and all i have at the bore is crushed and himuro
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 04:10:23 AM
god damned gaf is too big.  i just want to read a thread and laugh at the stupid nfans.  but these threads are 2000+ posts!  that's too much work to try and separate the stupid from the truly insane :(  and all i have at the bore is crushed and himuro

himu ain't an nfan. 
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on October 02, 2008, 04:12:36 AM
Hey, Trace Memory 2, cool.

and excuse me for not sounding disappointed, but Nintendo has set the bar so frikin low for their announcements that I can't help but be pleasantly surprised when they debut a wad of new IP's, a Treasure Shooter, and a console adventure game.  These are all good things.  Hell, Punch Out might even turn out to be okay.

and Joystiq is reporting that Nintendo will allow direct Wii loading and storage off of 2 GB flash cards, starting with a Spring 2009  :duh update.

edit: One of those new games is developed by Sandlot.  Woot.

and we've got media of the new Wii (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/conference2008fall/mov/wii.html?n10l) and DS (http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n10/conference2008fall/mov/ds.html?n10) games.  All the four seconds Klonoa is on screen are pretty awesome, the rest is kinda meh.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 04:20:42 AM
Quote
wad of new IP's

:scratch
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Tristam on October 02, 2008, 04:54:44 AM
Prope's new game "Let's Tap" doesn't need to even use the Wiimote

it's like yuji naka saw wii music and felt that he had to reassert his status as the single most disgraced game developer

omg :rofl :rofl

The S&P2 news is cool -- per drohne's recommendation on gaf, S&P was my only VC purchase till I decided I wanted to play co-op Contra III (my 15" laptop screen isn't really ideal for multiplayer). As with all Treasure games I've played -- which isn't many -- the boss battles are the highlight. The diversity, in particular, is impressive -- the close-range swordfight with that effete fellow is entertaining (although the GC's spongy shoulder triggers don't really lend themselves to consecutive presses) and the objective of the final battle is delightfully confusing for the first couple of minutes.

Why didnt they announce F-Zero for the DS? I'd be fine with F-Zero X remake.

DS.  :-\

I'd be more interested in seeing F-Zero X plus its DD expansion pack go up on WiiWare with the ability to exchange ghosts and tracks online. But Nintendo sucks, so what can you do.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on October 02, 2008, 05:06:32 AM
good thread, I especially liked prole's post on the 1st page

F-Zero DS would be hot, the d-pad wont suck if youre still playing with your skanky old DS Phat
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: The Sceneman on October 02, 2008, 05:09:32 AM
and ffs theres some good shit there, Im all over Trace Memory 2 and Endless Ocean 2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: jiji on October 02, 2008, 07:49:23 AM
Dynamic Blade is SANDLOT!

:bow SANDLOT :bow2

Basically, from the GUI, it's plainly EDF in a Norse fantasy setting, which I have absolutely no problem with. Hell, even the engine looks the same as EDF2's. Huge hordes of enemies and giant monsters and destructible EVERYTHING confirmed. Just give me an option to play without waggle and save my wrists from all the sword slashing.

(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimages/1_48e494fa9a40d.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_zan_02.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_zan_03.jpg)

:bow SANDLOT :bow2
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 07:58:22 AM
DSi sounds like the biggest piece of shit Nintendo produced since GameCube.

Can't wait to see nretards spin it.

you'll play it for two seconds and then instantly declare it hardware of the year
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 08:11:18 AM
I will probably buy the DS, maybe...but it is ugly and a bit pointless.

Punchout looks pretty bad.

Sin and Punishment 2 looks good and makes sense.

A new Mario and Luigi game is cool.

Trace Memory on Wii looks good.

 
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 08:22:54 AM
cant wait for activision to comment on the missing gba slot
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: radioheadrule83 on October 02, 2008, 08:28:38 AM
That Sandlot game looks awesome in motion, I wondered what that was after seeing the montage video..

Punchout doesn't look very far along to me. And it looked like canned animation instead of motion controlled punches... I'm not sure. Could be a good thing, could be a bad thing.

Sin & Punishment 2 looks amazing. The first one is still good, but the visuals are hideous. It was a great idea to bring a new one out.

Trace Memory is a good fit for Wii... I'm glad to see that's been made into a franchise.

Why is everyone on GAF assuming that both cameras in the new DS are 0.3MP? My LG phone has two cameras, the inner one on the face of the phone is completely naff (0.3MP actually) but the one on the back is pretty good quality. They definitely look like different lenses which would each have different sensors... I think people have jumped the gun on that one.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: pilonv1 on October 02, 2008, 08:35:03 AM
well theres no need for a better camera on such a shitty screen
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 08:43:50 AM
Dynamic Blade looked lame.  Even in that video meant to make it look good the controls looked janky as hell.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2008, 09:07:03 AM
give me a fucking break. lo-fi camera, no GBA slot? the only thing i use my DS for is GBA games

Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: tiesto on October 02, 2008, 09:19:43 AM
Gimme a new Wrecking Crew plzzzzzz... and of course StarTropics, Mach Rider and Kid Icarus. But who am I kidding? It's gonna be another Star Fox or F-Zero or Pikmin or some Nintendo series I don't really give a shit about. I wouldn't mind a Punch Out w/Balance Board. How could you hate original Punch Out... it's got battling against ethnic stereotypes, the nicca stole my bike scene, an awesome theme song, challenging pattern-memorization gameplay, and a cool soundtrack.

you don't care about fuck-awesome games like f-zero but you want fuck-awful games like mach rider and kid icarus

Ehhh, Wipeout does what F-Zero does, much better to boot. Mach Rider and Kid Icarus are definitely ripe for re-exploration.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 09:24:22 AM
Will my acekard 2 still work?  :-*
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 02, 2008, 09:24:57 AM
Sin and Punishment + Punch Out = WIN
DSi = blech

still, not enough for me to consider a Wii purchase.


With 640x480 res I can finally replace my Sony Digital Mavica

DSi needs to get a floppy drive before I can consider replacing my mavica.

Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2008, 09:31:51 AM
punch out looks shitty wtf is wrong with you guys
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 09:34:59 AM
punch out looks shitty wtf is wrong with you guys

?

(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_punch_02.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_punch_03.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_punch_04.jpg)

Ho-kay.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 09:37:21 AM
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss72.jpg)
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss71.jpg)
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss73.jpg)

ho. lee. fuck. :o
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 09:37:50 AM
pretty positive pd has never played punchout
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: tiesto on October 02, 2008, 09:38:35 AM
Punch Out looks pretty shitty  :-\

Haven't seen the Sin and Punishment 2 screens but the original is one of my favorite games of all time, so FINALLY something good is coming out for Wii and I won't have to sell it. This conference is infinitely better than the shit E3 conference.

DSi is pretty distinguished mentally-challenged though. What the hell is the point of a 640x480 camera? My $100 Samsung phone has a 3 megapixel camera in it.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 09:39:40 AM
Haven't seen the Sin and Punishment 2 screens but the original is one of my favorite games of all time, so FINALLY something good is coming out for Wii and I won't have to sell it. This conference is infinitely better than the shit E3 conference.
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimages/_11308_bigimage_48e48aa95efb9.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_tumi_01b.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_tumi_02b.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 02, 2008, 09:40:21 AM
OKAY.   holy fuck at the Marvelous game (forget what its called.)   and Sandlot. 

If these games end up playing as good as they look, I will have to own them...
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 09:42:34 AM
Shows where your priorities are, my man. Considering that rail shooters are the one of the few genres that would be PERFECT for wii.

Also, how the fuck CAN you complain about Sin and Punishment 2? HOW?

That just crosses the line of being passionate about games and caring a lil too much about what company makes what hardware.

WHO CARES.

This is a time for celebration and our hobby!

:bow rail shooters :bow2
:bow treasure :bow2
:bow wii giving the best shooting genre EVER another shot :bow2

Give me a fucking break, himumu. I've never cared for S&P on the N64 or VC or anything anyway. And I don't like games I do care about being released in shitty SD when I have an HD machine. It might not make a difference to luddites like you who are still stuck in the fucking 20th century, but once you've enjoyed stuff on a 32" in 720p, it's difficult to play stuff in 480p. Understand? If Wii HD comes out, I'll bite and all will be forgiven, but fuck that 480p noise.

this is the most hilarious reason to shun a game I've ever seen.

what the fuck happened to gamers.

today's gamers are a fucking joke.

lmao
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: tiesto on October 02, 2008, 09:49:14 AM
Haven't seen the Sin and Punishment 2 screens but the original is one of my favorite games of all time, so FINALLY something good is coming out for Wii and I won't have to sell it. This conference is infinitely better than the shit E3 conference.
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimages/_11308_bigimage_48e48aa95efb9.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_tumi_01b.jpg)
(http://www.onlineplayer.jp/modules/topics/images/topicimage_event_03/081002_tumi_02b.jpg)

n/m I didn't realize my email was hidden. I just PMed Himu to hook me up.  :-*
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 09:52:09 AM
tiesto, your email is HIDDEN.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 09:52:15 AM
well that looks pretty good.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 02, 2008, 10:01:26 AM
Punch-Out Wii, Sin and Punishment 2, Trace Memory 2, Endless Ocean 2, Dynamic Blade, Vanillaware's game, and Cosmic Walker.

Pretty good show, overall. Too bad most of those don't come out until next year.  :-\
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 10:43:11 AM
MH3 video:
[youtube=425,350]-7Dr-9VhN4U[/youtube]

DQIX video:
[youtube=425,350]GTPXawq0ioo[/youtube]
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Himu on October 02, 2008, 10:47:54 AM
great. the dq9 trailer is a fucking anime trailer.

just great.

Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 02, 2008, 11:12:20 AM
any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?
watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.

OMG THEY DO :rofl

(http://av.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/20081002/nint04.jpg)

:rofl :rofl

What the fuck, does this mean that all games released after thsi doofy thing will look squished on my existing unit?

oh right, same res. :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 02, 2008, 12:11:14 PM
Yuck, DSi apparently has only 1-6 hours battery life. Fuck that.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 12:15:58 PM
Yuck, DSi apparently has only 1-6 hours battery life. Fuck that.

Wtf serious?

 :lol
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MrAngryFace on October 02, 2008, 12:17:03 PM
Depends on the brightness I guess, but going by comparison the battery took a HUGE hit:

• Battery Life
Nintendo DSi: The lowest brightness (9-14 hrs), low brightness (8-12 hours), medium brightness (6-9 hours), high brightness (4-6 hours), highest brightness(3-4 hours)
Nintendo DS Lite: The lowest brightness (15-19 hrs), low brightness (10-15 hours), high brightness (7-11 hours), highest brightness(5-8 hours)

source articles
http://kotaku.com/5057883/lets-compare-the-ds-lite-and-the-dsi
http://gizmodo.com/5057971/the-dsi-new-nintendo-ds-drops-1+6-hours-in-battery-life
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: treythemovie on October 02, 2008, 12:37:50 PM
It was a good conference overall. Some big announcements (DS-i) and a number of game announcements. Plus much to my surprise there was a decent number of new IPs and IP revivals
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Third on October 02, 2008, 12:38:55 PM
I'm getting the DSi.
Still have the fat DS.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 02, 2008, 12:48:38 PM
Sounds like they're doing the same conference in the US right now.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: y2kev on October 02, 2008, 12:57:54 PM
The DQ9 trailer is from last tGS. :(
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 01:27:09 PM
I think I'll get the DSi, just cause I like new products.

I'll sell my Lite, cause I gots a Micro now.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jabberwocky on October 02, 2008, 01:59:52 PM
I can't fucking believe I won't be able to play Trace Memory 2. Why isn't the sequel on the system it started on?

Fuck your bullshit up the ass Nintendo.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 02, 2008, 02:01:13 PM
I can't fucking believe I won't be able to play Trace Memory 2. Why isn't the sequel on the system it started on?

Fuck your bullshit up the ass Nintendo.

I don't get this.  You blame Nintendo for making a good looking game on Wii.

I like this place, but sometimes you guys confuse me.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 02:03:43 PM
I have no beef with Trace Memory 2 on the Wii.  The game actually looks good.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Jabberwocky on October 02, 2008, 02:03:50 PM
I can't fucking believe I won't be able to play Trace Memory 2. Why isn't the sequel on the system it started on?

Fuck your bullshit up the ass Nintendo.

I don't get this.  You blame Nintendo for making a good looking game on Wii.

I like this place, but sometimes you guys confuse me.

It looked fine on the DS, it would probably look better now that devs have a better grasping of the system. I love Trace Memory and I've always wanted a sequel, but now it's on a system I don't own (for no good reason) and I won't be able to play it. CING should just make another adventure series for the Wii, give me back my Trace Memory.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 02, 2008, 02:12:16 PM
this conference has confirmed my decision to sell my Wii this Christmas more than ever
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Oblivion on October 02, 2008, 02:16:49 PM
this conference has confirmed my decision to sell my Wii this Christmas more than ever

It took THIS conference to do that? Thought that would have been a sure thing after E3.


This conference didn't have anything that I particularly care about, but it seems you femmys would have complained either way.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 02:24:57 PM
from the press release for wiiware releases:

Quote
• Cave Story: This title is an action-adventure game with new, exclusive content and features created only for the WiiWare version.

 :omg
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 02:26:46 PM
Oh shit, free Cave Story

I'm down for that
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: TVC15 on October 02, 2008, 02:56:31 PM
Don't bother arguing with Himu about how shitty it is that S&P2 is doomed to Wii.  Keep in mind he plays games on like a 12 inch TV.  
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
You know Nintendo *always* does the same thing in the end:

marries very cool games with ubershitty hardware.

This Sandlot game looks very fucking nice!
To be fair this is the first console generation where Nintendo has eschewed contemporary graphics tech.  Gamecube had a decent graphix processor for its time.  It was handicapped by the GC disks, though, resulting in low quality 3rd party ports.  And the SNES was pretty awesome at its time, too.  N64 was an abomination from a hardware point of view.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Rman on October 02, 2008, 03:02:22 PM
Don't bother arguing with Himu about how shitty it is that S&P2 is doomed to Wii.  Keep in mind he plays games on like a 12 inch TV.  

It's very hard to go back to 480p and analog stereo I must say.  720p and 5.1 surround have spoiled me.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2008, 06:02:42 PM
Don't bother arguing with Himu about how shitty it is that S&P2 is doomed to Wii.  Keep in mind he plays games on like a 12 inch TV. 

his dick is bigger than his tv
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: demi on October 02, 2008, 06:08:59 PM
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/PhoenixDark1/potbelly1.jpg?t=1222397024)

I'd like to see this guy's dick
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 02, 2008, 06:12:04 PM
I'm sure he wants to as well.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: archie4208 on October 02, 2008, 06:12:25 PM
I'm thinking about rebuying a wii. :(  How easy is it to pirate wiiware and vc games?
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: MCD on October 02, 2008, 06:15:25 PM
I'm thinking about rebuying a wii. :(  How easy is it to pirate wiiware and vc games?
http://wiibrew.org/wiki/Wii_Brew_SD_Installer
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Crushed on October 02, 2008, 06:26:36 PM
Mario & Luigi 3 trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40748.html

Punch-Out!! trailer: http://www.gametrailers.com/player/40745.html



look at the way king hippo's belly and manboobs jiggle. demi goty
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 06:49:19 PM
good lord, punch-out looks abominably awful
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: drohne on October 02, 2008, 06:55:38 PM
s&p is nintendo property! it's only doomed to wii in the sense that mario and zelda are doomed to wii...which is sad, come to think of it, but wishing it was on a different platform is more pointless here than usual

for once i stand in solidarity with himumu and his s-video cables
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on October 02, 2008, 07:52:38 PM
http://www.ocremix.org/remix/OCR00605/ > Punch-Out Wii

I also can't get excited about S&P2 because it's on the Wii

If I want to play last-gen games there's still better-looking, better-playing, less-expensive PS2 games I haven't gotten around to yet.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 02, 2008, 08:26:47 PM
I don't even have an SDTV.  my gaming experience for the last couple years has been strictly limited to 240x200x2 or whatever the DS resolution is.  I did buy Persona 3 Fes and MG Acid 2, in anticipation of the day I have money/space for a TV/PSP.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: originalz on October 02, 2008, 09:12:15 PM
I swear, you guys hate for no reason.  Before, you were all complaining about how the Wii had no upcoming games, Nintendo abandoned the hardcore gamer, system sucks.  Now that we have a bunch of potentially strong and hardcore releases, you bitch because they're on the Wii.  I don't understand it.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 09:13:51 PM
it's easy to understand. reduce our arguments and you'll find the common denominator: the wii is a piece of shit.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on October 02, 2008, 09:42:31 PM
Your denying yourself potentially enjoyable experiences based on a jehova complex.  I think you are the metaphorical heap of feces here.  I couldnt care less about HD and surround sound and other arbitrary bullshit.  I just want a smooth framerate and catchy tunes.  The areas that hurt GAMEPLAY on the wii are piss poor online integration and worthless accelerometers.  Theres plenty of games that use IR intuitively to justify the system at this point, more to come.  And when WiiHD does roll onto the scene I expect motionplus in every controller to elevate the notion of waggle beyond the laughing stock it is now.

edit: But honestly I fear theyll never get online right.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: etiolate on October 02, 2008, 10:04:17 PM
I'm surprised by the amount of games, and inclusion of non-wii play type of stuff. Still, I am disappointed they bought into the idiotic amount of FPS and Action titles out. Would it kill someone to make a new game in a genre not overkilled?

Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 02, 2008, 10:39:12 PM
would it kill you to buy a 360 or ps3
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2008, 10:48:24 PM
the wii is fun with pals and beer

and for hax

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you guys are so easily riled, just play your wii and don't worry about what other people think
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Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2008, 10:49:07 PM
Would it kill someone to make a new game in a genre not overkilled?



buy a ps3 and littlebigplanet and make it yourself
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Cormacaroni on October 02, 2008, 11:05:35 PM
Would it kill someone to make a new game in a genre not overkilled?


buy a ps3 and littlebigplanet and make it yourself

without Miyamoto-sama's magical genius?! :o
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 02, 2008, 11:18:19 PM
no, in LBP you can actually do something with the music besides having an epileptic fit
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 02, 2008, 11:51:59 PM
I swear, you guys hate for no reason.  Before, you were all complaining about how the Wii had no upcoming games, Nintendo abandoned the hardcore gamer, system sucks.  Now that we have a bunch of potentially strong and hardcore releases, you bitch because they're on the Wii.  I don't understand it.

It's quite simple actually: This is Evilbore, where bitterness and sarcasm walk hand-in-hand like a newly-wed couple on the first day of a honeymoon.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: cool breeze on October 03, 2008, 12:19:32 AM
I swear, you guys hate for no reason.  Before, you were all complaining about how the Wii had no upcoming games, Nintendo abandoned the hardcore gamer, system sucks.  Now that we have a bunch of potentially strong and hardcore releases, you bitch because they're on the Wii.  I don't understand it.

It is as you say, potentially strong.  It is more natural to be pessimistic towards something on the system at this point.  Not to mention that they only actually showed one actually strong game per system.  Sin and Punishment 2 on the Wii, Mario and Luigi 2 on the DS.  What else is there? a line up of games rounded up by middling developers? a bad hardware redesign of the DS? re-releases of games you can already buy? What reason is there to be optimistic again?

oh, I actually forgot the big announcement that they are announcing that sometime in 2009 they will figure out how to let you use the SD card slot already in the system to expand the storage space -- 2+ years and they can't figure that out.  This makes Sony seem up to date.

The thing that actually does tick me off is when people call anything that isn't total face stomping praise to be 'hating on it'.  Those hyperbole spitting bastards just ruin the bar to base your judgment.  If I had to make a shitty analogy, I would say that I just have a large glass while they are drinking thimbles of overflowing Miyamoto urine.
Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 03, 2008, 03:49:17 PM
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ho. lee. fuck. :o

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Title: Re: HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 03, 2008, 09:41:21 PM
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss72.jpg)
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss71.jpg)
(http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20081002/wiiss73.jpg)

ho. lee. fuck. :o

what is this?

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