HEY GUYS THERES A NINTENDO PRESS CONFRENCE!!!

[y2kev]

The cutscene is crisp and clean = polish

wii has really lowered standards

[Crushed]

one day he's going to come into work and say 'i thought of this great new idea for a game while i was grocery shopping. it's about the learned elders of zion and the controls they exert on vegetable prices.' and everyone at nintendo is so frightened of him and his bloated reputation that they're going to produce it

I wondered why I had to learn the domestic products of places foreign to me and memorize the particular dates for historical events, but after I became an adult, I read a book called The History of Information The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which changed the way I think. In that book there was a timeline overlapping world history with Japanese Jewish history. I was interested in art history, so the timeline, which included information such as what was going on in Japan Glorious Nippon when Europe was going through the Renaissance Jewish infiltration, was fascinating.

this explains why the evil ganondorf in oot was a wily jew with dark skin

[y2kev]

deblob looks like the Grimm game you can get on Gametap for free

[cool breeze]

Yeah, but does Grimm have nice load screens and interface? does it help support the Wii? de Blob does. 

[Crushed]

welp nintendo's just started it by immediately announcing this new " DSi " revision


GBA slot will be excluded.

[drohne]

GBA slot will be excluded.

and there goes nintendo's last remaining link to videogames

[Oblivion]

It's just a different model, though isn't it? Like the Gameboy Micro?

[Tucah]

[Crushed]

well there's the camera

[pilonv1]

13:45　It's going from one system per house to one system per person.
13:46　12%, 2.6 millimeters thinner, GBA slot will be excluded.

no BC, good jon sony and way to piss off activision

[pilonv1]

640x480 camera

OH NINTENDO. just like I had in my Nokia phone 5 years ago

[pilonv1]

13:47　Both screens will be increased to 3.25 inches. It will include a camera and audio functionality.
13:49　The Nintendo DSi camera will contain 300,000 pixels. Both screens will be touch panels, and photographs should be able to be manipulated through the touch screen.
13:50　The pitch and playback speed of sound on the Nintendo DSi can be adjusted at will.

[Crushed]

dual touch screens
vc/digital distribution support, on-board memory for downloads
wii points now "nintendo points"
included browser

[pilonv1]

MAN I CANT WAIT TO TRADE MY .3 MEGAPIXEL IMAGES

[demi]

wow so now i can pirate VC games and take them on the go

awesome!

[Crushed]

13:58　DS Ware will be able to be downloaded from the Nintendo DSi Shop.
13:59　Titles will be placed into Free, 200, 500, and Premium (800) categories. DSi systems that connect by March, 2010 will receive 1000 Points as a gift.

1 Nov 18900 yen.
Rest of world, next year.

woot

[pilonv1]

well not VC ones, but DS specific ones yes

awesome free stuff from nintendo.

[Yeti]

Free titles? I'll believe that when I see it. 

[pilonv1]

out nov 1 in japan, 18900 Yen

free titles at launch are browser (lol) and something like a notebook.

[Crushed]

out nov 1 in japan, 18900 Yen

free titles at launch are browser (lol) and something like a notebook.

launch colors are gay apple glossy white (for girls) and badass matte black (for men)

[pilonv1]

groo is betraying us by posting news liek this on gaf

Mii on DS in Lifestyle Rhythm Calculator software.
Pedometer shown.

DS Fit confired.

[Oblivion]

So there's no VC downloadable stuff on DS it seems.

[demi]

So how does VC work? I buy on Wii and transfer to DS? Or is DS has its own VC service?

[y2kev]

This is really almost worse than their e3 conference. Splitting the base?

There is no VC on DS.

[HyperZoneWasAwesome]

Wouldn't now just be a horrible time to reveal any sort of workable storage solution for the Wii.  I mean if the fucking DS has one, why the hell should the Wii?

[pilonv1]

mario & luigi 3

[drohne]

oh man, just when i was worried that we wouldn't get any more games with mario in them

nintendo has still got it

[Jansen]

not even a megapixel



nintendo is going to split the userbase with dual touch screens and the removal of the gba slot.

but ds loving tards will eat this shitty revision up.

[pilonv1]

So how does VC work? I buy on Wii and transfer to DS? Or is DS has its own VC service?

ds has its own service

[Crushed]

This is really almost worse than their e3 conference.

hahahahahahahaha no

[drohne]

who's going to bother making software for a service that only a fraction of the ds userbase can even access

if you thought wiiware was shit, JUST YOU WAIT

[Oblivion]

oh man, just when i was worried that we wouldn't get any more games with mario in them

nintendo has still got it

But it's a stupid RPG this time!

[y2kev]

This is really almost worse than their e3 conference.

hahahahahahahaha no

It's 48 minutes into the conference and they are showing a game now. DQ9 btw

M&L3 is nowhere to be found.

[pilonv1]

yeah mario & luigi 3 sounds fake.

shame the shitty camera wasnt fake too

[demi]

I hope M&L3 is real, although 2 was garbage.

Lots of mistranslation about VC and touch screens...

[drohne]

i actually kind of liked m&l1

[Van Cruncheon]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

[demi]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

[TakingBackSunday]

From what I understand, VC is not really VC, but only DSWare.  Not hard to guess there's going to be a DS only version of VC with GB/GBC/GBA games possibly.

IGN confirms dual touch screens.

[Jansen]

is the dual touch screen shit fake or not?

IGN confirms dual touch screens.

get fucked nintendo.

[Van Cruncheon]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?

[Rman]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Doubful.  There's a bigger screen, tho.

[pilonv1]

DQIX March 09

FFCC simultaneous in Jan 29th 09.

[demi]

"Copy/download directly to an SD card"

Homebrew Browser does this already

[pilonv1]

You will be able to download Wii software directly to SD and it will be easy to copy software to/from SD/internal memory.

i bet you cant execute it though

[Oblivion]

So how does the SD card thing solve the storage problem?  

[MCD]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?

watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.

[pilonv1]

Receive 500 points if you help a non-savvy person get connected to the Internet on their Wii
They are really pushing the net side.

groo

[drohne]

if you can't run software directly from sd, this 'solution' fails even by nintendo standards. lord knows i'm tired of managing my pirated vc games

[Hollywood]

Nintendo announces revision. Makes more money. Hatas cry. 

[pilonv1]

any hardware graphics performance or resolution improvements

Bigger screens, thats about it

so big ugly lo-fi pixels get bigger?

watch how old DS games will have black bars nintendo lol.

OMG THEY DO

[treythemovie]

  @ the power button

[Oblivion]

What is the gamegaga site anyway?

[Crushed]

looking at one of the close-up pictures of the pitch-adjusting screen, i think that "border" is just black plastic

the resolution would be the same

[Van Cruncheon]

AMAZING HOW FAR NINTENDO IS PUSHING THE TECHNOLOGICAL ENVELOPE

[treythemovie]

Dammit Groo, is Mario and Luigi 3 fake or not?

[MCD]

3.25

fucking .25

time to sell my 360.

[pilonv1]

"Nintendo is going to re-release GC classics like Pikmin under a "Enjoy with Wii Selection" lineup. "



Want new Pikmin? HAVE THE OLD ONE REPACKAGED

[Mr. Gundam]

"Nintendo is going to re-release GC classics like Pikmin under a "Enjoy with Wii Selection" lineup. "



Want new Pikmin? HAVE THE OLD ONE REPACKAGED

You want new games? Fuck you, play the old ones.

[Van Cruncheon]

this is legendary milking

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