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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 08:33:48 PM

Title: I need shit to hang in my office. Help me cunts.
Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 08:33:48 PM
I kinda wanted to get some impressionist prints, but I don't want people to think I'm a woman.  I ordered a full sized Barry Lyndon poster.  I'm thinking some expressionist shit, but I can't go with my beloved Schiele because his best shit is proud with the art titties and gash.  I was thinking some Francis Bacon to scare people away, namely this:

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RET/rrdg0227~Untitled-c-1950-Posters.jpg)

but 11x17 isn't that big.  I was also thinking of symbolists, but most of them aren't emo enough for me.  I want off-putting, abstract paintings, but not so abstract that we're  in kooky abstract expressionism territory.  Also, if there's a better place to be looking than allposter, lemme know.

Thanks bishies.
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Post by: Vizzys on October 19, 2008, 08:42:33 PM
i like that
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 19, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
A big banner of this:
(http://www.evilbore.com/forum/Themes/dilbermc/images/lightnavy/logo.jpg)
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 19, 2008, 08:46:31 PM
Get a print of this:

(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j299/s-bot/Anki-Spock-shirtless.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 08:47:51 PM
Or a print of this:

kinda nsfw
http://www.wga.hu/art/b/bosch/3garden/1garden.jpg

I mean, it's even kinda religious but NO.  ART TITTIES AND GASH ARE HARMFUL TO ANYONE THAT SEES THEM
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 19, 2008, 08:49:23 PM
(http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/angels-vs-demons-patrick-mock.jpg)
(http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/9206/92145955uq9.png)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2008, 08:50:49 PM
hang a bunch of rick nagel prints and let 'em know yer WILDE HOMO
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 08:51:28 PM
I'm kinda digging on this, though I don't think it is intimidating or confrontational enough:

(http://www.asds.org/2005A/Katrinay/mainpic.gif)

"The Knight, Death and The Devil" (but no oxford comma), Albrecht Dürer, c1514
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 08:55:54 PM
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BRGPOD/2362~A-Grotesque-Old-Woman-Possibly-Princess-Margaret-of-Tyrol-circa-1525-30-Posters.jpg)

Okay, this one, the Francis Bacon one, the Durer one, the Barry Lyndon poster, and a full sized print of Richard Nixon's presidential portrait.  That sound good?
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Post by: Bildi on October 19, 2008, 08:59:42 PM
Just an idea - I imagine you take abstract photos, so maybe you could blow up some of them?  Perhaps less chance of being called a woman?

You could always put up the pic that muckhole posted (I can't stop thinking about it):

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/hotgraham/robocop-on-unicorn-1.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 09:00:56 PM
(http://www.postmodern.com/~fi/morbid/brueghel_triumph-of-death.jpg)

Man, this is so close to being work safe.  This would have been perfect :(

Ooo, this is good:

(http://club-files.thinkpool.com/files/club/2006/02/28/Wing%20of%20a%20Rolle.jpg)
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2008, 09:02:39 PM
You don't deal with customers in your office right?
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Post by: Bildi on October 19, 2008, 09:05:24 PM
That Triumph of Death one is very nice.  The Durer is great too and I especially love the Bosch one.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 09:05:59 PM
No, but you know, people can be unpredictable politically correct to a distinguished mentally-challenged degree.

Man, this one is totally work safe, and it's titled Massacre of the Innocents, but there's really not nearly enough massacring going on to get me off.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/BRUEGEL_the_Elder,_Pieter_-_Massacre_of_the_Innocents_(1565-7).JPG)

There are some Klimts I'd really like, even non-art gash and titties Klimts, but I think his stuff is too pretty.  I mean, this is gorgeous, but totally not intimidating:

(http://www.klimt.com/klimtmuseum/images/big/klimt038big.jpg)
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 19, 2008, 09:25:52 PM
Since you're a Leonard Cohen fan:

(http://mocoloco.com/art/upload/2007/06/firm_position/cohne_firm_position_jun_07.jpg)

I have no idea where you can find a print of it, though.
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Post by: Tauntaun on October 19, 2008, 09:27:12 PM
Massive posters of naked jinfash. :punch
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 09:28:11 PM
OMG!  I FOUND THE FUCKIN MEGATON!!!!!!

(http://www.poetryresourcepage.com/images/goya5.jpg)

+work safe
+ Satan
+ baby sacrifices

GOLDMINE!
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 09:29:18 PM
OMG MY DICK IS SO HARD

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BRGPOD/109478~The-Witches-Sabbath-Posters.jpg)

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Post by: E-DuB on October 19, 2008, 09:44:25 PM
I love your thread titles...and the one with the goat is ace
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 09:52:05 PM
I have been informed that baby sacrifices are probably not work safe :(  Man, fuck puritan bullshit america.  I want Goya now, though.  Maybe this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Goya-El_sue%C3%B1o_de_la_raz%C3%B3n.jpg)
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2008, 09:56:40 PM
oh, that's awesome. i want that for my office.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2008, 09:57:11 PM
Im going to get a high res print of an office window to scale and put it on my wall so I can feel awesome
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2008, 09:57:42 PM
OMG!  I FOUND THE FUCKIN MEGATON!!!!!!

(http://www.poetryresourcepage.com/images/goya5.jpg)

+work safe
+ Satan
+ baby sacrifices

GOLDMINE!

I saw him in 300
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 19, 2008, 09:59:27 PM
do not doubt the historical accuracy of goat men
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 10:00:42 PM
Man, I might have to order a print of that and its two companion pieces for home.  It's really too awesome to not own.  The way his arms are raised and his eyes look, it's just too awesome.  And that little toddler undead thing on the lower right is too cute for words.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 10:03:01 PM
Is this one okay?

Background:

Quote
"On Easter Sunday 1475, the dead body of a 2-year-old Christian boy named Simon was found in the cellar of a Jewish family's house in Trent, Italy. Town magistrates arrested 18 Jewish men and five Jewish women on the charge of ritual murder - the killing of a Christian child in order to use his blood in Jewish religious rites. In a series of interrogations that involved liberal use of judicial torture, the magistrates obtained the confessions of the Jewish men. Eight were executed in late June, and another committed suicide in jail"

(http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/martyrdom-of-saint-simon-of-trent.jpg)

Or this one

(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/BRGPOD/193893~The-Reign-of-Antichrist-from-the-Liber-Chronicarum-Published-in-1493-Posters.jpg)

I can't exactly tell what's going on because I can't find a bigger pic, but it's titled The Reign of the Antichrist so you know it has to be awesome/
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 19, 2008, 10:05:45 PM
reminds me of the pics in Club Dumas
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Post by: Fresh Prince on October 19, 2008, 10:25:06 PM
If you're so keen to have Satan in a picture get one of those 16th Century Catholic ones to claim it as a religious picture. You don't like you offended my Catholics beliefs. 
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 10:26:44 PM
But the one I posted is warning people about what witches do.  It's a public service.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 19, 2008, 10:27:53 PM
And I don't necessarily need my lord satan in the picture.  I just need intimidating pictures that kinda say "I don't want to spend too much time around his office because I might get stabbed."
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Post by: Fresh Prince on October 19, 2008, 10:31:33 PM
Judgment Day that would fit the picture. Have murder, people being tortured etc but it would will still be religious. 
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on October 19, 2008, 10:42:05 PM
(http://www.guidetowinpoker.com/dogs%20playing%20poker.jpg)
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Post by: Fresh Prince on October 19, 2008, 10:49:24 PM
You know what I find sad? When single people put framed pictures of their pets on their desk or cubicle. *smh*
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Post by: abrader on October 19, 2008, 11:04:05 PM
I have these two framed lovlies hangin in my office...

(http://xs330.xs.to/xs330/08335/cl125182.jpg)

(http://xs330.xs.to/xs330/08335/cf42994.jpg)
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2008, 11:07:52 PM


(http://club-files.thinkpool.com/files/club/2006/02/28/Wing%20of%20a%20Rolle.jpg)

who did this one?  and the goat one?
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 19, 2008, 11:35:37 PM
I have these two framed lovlies hangin in my office...

(http://xs330.xs.to/xs330/08335/cf42994.jpg)


I love how Japanese advertisers just create new genres out of whole cloth: SFX battle horror!

Customer: 'Excuse me, where is the SFX battle horror section?'

Clerk: '....'
'Do you want Phantasm I or Phantasm II?'
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Post by: drew on October 19, 2008, 11:45:31 PM
dogs playing poker

Seconded.  also,

(http://diztopia.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/11152004.jpg)

 ;)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 19, 2008, 11:46:14 PM
I have a giant rubber frog in my office he rox
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2008, 11:46:50 PM
You know what I find sad? When single people put framed pictures of their pets on their desk or cubicle. *smh*


FUCK YOU!  :'(
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on October 19, 2008, 11:48:27 PM
I have a giant rubber frog in my office he rox

[youtube=425,350]fbeiSgu52no[/youtube]

Does he ROX your COX?
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Post by: Bildi on October 19, 2008, 11:57:15 PM
I really don't know what to say.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 12:16:31 AM
No, I strapped a wireless adapter antenna to his head with velcro
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 01:13:20 AM


(http://club-files.thinkpool.com/files/club/2006/02/28/Wing%20of%20a%20Rolle.jpg)

who did this one?  and the goat one?


Albrecht Duerer and Goya.  Both of them consistently bring the awesome, too.

I have a giant rubber frog in my office he rox

(http://i38.tinypic.com/2lcwigj.jpg)
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 01:15:10 AM
haha there he is
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 01:19:30 AM
I should take one with the antenna on.  He looks so cyuuuuuuuute
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 01:27:58 AM
HE IS HELPING ME DO MY JOB. Feel free to grab a PIC
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Post by: Mupepe on October 20, 2008, 01:55:11 AM
haha there he is
:lol :lol :lol

oh my god, so awesome
Title: I love Christian "Tryptych" artwork
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 01:55:21 AM
(http://xs132.xs.to/xs132/08431/)104.jpg) (http://xs.to)

Its like "Where's Waldo?" but with death and judgment. Speaking of which, you should hang this in your space, TVC.

Where will we end up, Evilbore? On the Right Flap or Left Flap?  :'(
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Post by: Bildi on October 20, 2008, 02:01:07 AM
Rockin' art indeed.

Where-ever we end up, the main thing is that we'll all be nude.

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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 02:01:53 AM
I love how going to Heaven means you get a garb to hide your shame
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 02:02:14 AM
Francis Bacon was very fond of them, as well.  Here's his lover, George Dyer, dying:

(http://www.artquotes.net/masters/bacon/bacon_triptych1973.jpg)
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Post by: etiolate on October 20, 2008, 02:03:54 AM
el greco el awesomeo

(http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/greco/baptism-1608.jpg)

not a triptych but STILL
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Post by: Bildi on October 20, 2008, 02:04:24 AM
I love how going to Heaven means you get a garb to hide your shame

Heh, I didn't see that initially.  Eternal damnation it is then.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 02:30:43 AM
Francis Bacon was very fond of them, as well.  Here's his lover, George Dyer, dying:

(http://www.artquotes.net/masters/bacon/bacon_triptych1973.jpg)

Wow... very powerful image. I love how the middle panel just has this overt sense of foreboding.

On the topic of Triptych works. I've been seriously thinking about messing with different perspectives of a single subject... or something like that. I'm a look into it some more.

el greco el awesomeo

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/greco/baptism-1608.jpg

not a triptych but STILL

:bow

I dont' know if its me growing up with Catholic grandparents an them having similar works around their houses but I've always loved this style of painting and the scenarios they portrayed.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 02:32:14 AM
Oddly enough, much has been written about Bacon's shifting of the perspective between panels in that triptych. 

This Bacon Triptych sold for over 90 million dollars:

(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200803/r234966_944296.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 02:49:27 AM
From the other thread:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/GardenED.jpg)

Bosch is pretty much consistently incredible.

And when the outer two panels are closed, you get this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Hieronymus_Bosch_-_The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights_-_The_exterior_%28shutters%29.jpg/553px-Hieronymus_Bosch_-_The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights_-_The_exterior_%28shutters%29.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 02:57:28 AM
I just merged the topics... would be cool if this is one big thread about artwork.

I fricken love that work by Bosch. That's something I would hang up in my place.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 03:07:05 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Earthly_Delights

Read up on it.  There's a lot going on in it.

Also look up some shit by Giuseppe Arcimboldo.  He's practically a surrealist about 400 years before they existed.  Bosch has a bit of that going on, too, but not to the degree as Arcimboldo.  Arcimboldo would be drawing prog rock album covers today.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 20, 2008, 03:12:30 AM
Have you thought about maybe looking into some local artists to create some original work to display?   :)
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Post by: Cormacaroni on October 20, 2008, 03:17:36 AM
tvc...you had me at 'Bacon' :drool

but that is some amazing stuff. I need to read up on this.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 03:19:46 AM
Have you thought about maybe looking into some local artists to create some original work to display?   :)

I really wouldn't know where to begin.  At the moment, I don't know exactly what I'm looking for, so putting it into words would be difficult.  I am sure I could figure out what I want--I am just in a "Let's buy pre-made prints!" mood, so I haven't even considered the custom option.

Thinking about it now, and this will sound cheesy and lame, but I like the style these old pictures have.  I mean, when I ask someone to do something "like Goya would" I'm really just wanting Goya himself.  And although I'm not a religious person, I like the religious, church-y influence in a lot of these older paintings.  I was raised Catholic, and although I consider the church garbage, I have an admiration for the art sensibilities that grew around it.

tvc...you had me at 'Bacon' :drool

but that is some amazing stuff. I need to read up on this.

He's an awesome painter.  One of my 20th century favorites.  He has his ups and downs, but his best work seems so intense to me, and in some cases intensely emotive.

I might also just get a giant printo of Picasso's Guernica, but I feel that is a bit too common for me.  Even still, it's a very effective painting, and it still strikes my interest every time I see it.  You kind of get a tolerance to some paintings, but Guernica is forever wowsome.  Picasso's Old Guitarist is also a contender.  That painting feels so weary and worn, like some sort of dirge.  It feels like the painting of someone that knows the world, and Picasso was only like 20 when he did it.  Gets me every fucking time.

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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 20, 2008, 03:34:00 AM
Ok, I am going to go slightly off topic and make a suggestion:

What about displaying some of your own work?  Like your photographs.  It's always more interesting with the artist right in front of you (for guests to your office). Plus it would be much more personal and ,depending on the art, can really reflect certain feelings and points of view that you are trying to communicate with displaying art to begin with.

Just an idea.   :)
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 03:39:40 AM
Ok, I am going to go slightly off topic and make a suggestion:

What about displaying some of your own work?  Like your photographs.  It's always more interesting with the artist right in front of you (for guests to your office). Plus it would be much more personal and ,depending on the art, can really reflect certain feelings and points of view that you are trying to communicate with displaying art to begin with.

Just an idea.   :)

I do like the idea.  It has me thinking that I've been approaching certain things incorrectly.  As far as visuals go, I have to say I don't find what I'm looking for in the real world, so my photography is largely not representative of what I'm looking for.  And I can't draw.  Writing is what I do, and for whatever reason, I'm avoiding or haven't considered trying to write what I'd like to *look* at, which I find rather curious.  As mentioned before, I'd have difficult (at the moment) describing what specifically I am looking for since I have been looking at this from a perspective of "I'll know what I want when I see it."

In the most basic, broadest terms, I like surrealism and expressionism that is grounded enough in real world imagery.  I like trauma and I like themes revolving around death and loss.  I think the reason I don't write around those themes is because I consider them trite and emo.  I also like transgression, gore, and violence.  A personal element to this would have to do with the lack of self-identity.  I have never felt like a person and I have never known what I am like.  I don't know who I am and I have never had the first clue.  No personal identity.  And I've been looking for years and years.
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Post by: CrystalGemini on October 20, 2008, 03:59:09 AM
It is my own personal opinion that art is a part of the process to find one's identity.  Looking through any artist's portfolio of works you can see patterns in the thought process.  Even with the church's influence - as they did fund most of the work back in the day - you can see the artist's own perspective on life in the paintings/sculptures...etc.  That may be the element that makes them so attractive to so many people.  I always felt the more "honest" works of art to be the most alluring and beautiful.  Anyone can pay to have art created.  When the artist uses the opportunity to communicate to the world his/her own feelings though their work it becomes more than just pretty colors.  It has meaning and true passion.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 04:06:24 AM
It is my own personal opinion that art is a part of the process to find one's identity.  Looking through any artist's portfolio of works you can see patterns in the thought process.  Even with the church's influence - as they did fund most of the work back in the day - you can see the artist's own perspective on life in the paintings/sculptures...etc.  That may be the element that makes them so attractive to so many people.  I always felt the more "honest" works of art to be the most alluring and beautiful.  Anyone can pay to have art created.  When the artist uses the opportunity to communicate to the world his/her own feelings though their work it becomes more than just pretty colors.  It has meaning and true passion.

That's why I like Bosch so much.  He's clearly doing art inspired by the church, but it's such a unique take on it that it must be personal.  People can draw cherubs on clouds and Jesuses wearing gold-lined robes all day, but that shit going on with the hollowed out skull and the weird ear thing?  That's not even close to anything even resembling church doctrine; that is straight up Bosch.
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Post by: Yeti on October 20, 2008, 12:35:06 PM
(http://www.oceansbridge.com/paintings/artists/k/frida-kahlo/big/girl-with-death-mask-1-1938.jpg)

How about this one, "Girl with Death Mask"
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Post by: Bloodwake on October 20, 2008, 12:47:19 PM
A framed picture of this

(http://thegrumpyowl.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/doctor_who___david_tennant_by_jennicat5.jpg)

just because.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 02:16:11 PM
Do you know how physically large a 1080p image can be made while still looking good?  Because The Seventh Seal is on blu ray.  And that danse macabre shot is really bonerific.  Man, I love that movie.  Well, Persona is like, just as good, but you can't top the danse macabre shot or that shot of death with his arm horizontal.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 02:34:05 PM
At 1080p I believe the print at its normal print size would be 6.4x3.6 (@300DPI), 8x4.5(@240DPI). I've read people blowing up their pictures 2x their original size so I could see it possibly being good at 12" on the long end. As you go larger, the viewing distance would need to be farther back so you wouldn't notice blurring and crap.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 03:53:53 PM
The criterion cover to 3 women is sweet, too.  And some of the shots of the murals the one woman is painting in that movie would make for some great, eerie wall art, too.  I love that movie.

(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41DW8TFE0KL._SL500.jpg)
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 03:59:26 PM
Yeah, Images is great, too.  I'd be hard pressed to pick a favorite between them.  I think I'd side with 3 Women just because it has a pretty dense, dreamy, Lynch-lie atmosphere to it.  I bet there's also not a lot of stuff out there for Images in general since it was a lost film for like 20 years.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 04:14:45 PM
You're making me want to watch it again, too :-*  Both of them, actually.  I was going to have a Cassavetes night but you pissed all over that.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 04:18:53 PM
Rip the scene!
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 04:20:19 PM
take a pic of my frog
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 04:23:44 PM
Hmmm, my 40D is in my car.  I should probably bring in a small camera.  I'd get nervous walking around the office with a hand cannon.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 04:30:13 PM
haha
 
good point
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 04:31:06 PM
It is in a pelican case.  It is briefcase-y looking, so I could just unpack it in your office.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on October 20, 2008, 04:34:50 PM
It is in a pelican case.  It is briefcase-y looking, so I could just unpack it in your office.

Haha just wait till tomorrow
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Post by: Rman on October 20, 2008, 10:03:09 PM
TVC, are you a fan of Magritte and the Belgian painters?  Their stuff displays pretty nicely.

(http://gallery.apartmenttherapy.com/photos/071907sara/images/sara%20uws03_small.jpg)
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Post by: BlueTsunami on October 20, 2008, 10:12:13 PM
If this was my office, I would probably put up a bunch of classical shiz. Classical, bright and detailed. I've always loved that style.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 20, 2008, 11:12:27 PM
I'd kill to have a Seventh Seal poster in my room right now.
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Post by: TVC15 on October 20, 2008, 11:16:20 PM
I like Magritte a lot but my favorites tend to have nudity and his non-nude stuff is kinda too college dormy for me.  Also, not intimidating or confrontational, really.
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Post by: Rman on October 20, 2008, 11:22:17 PM
Yeah, I prefer his nudes, but I know that wouldn't be appropriate in an office environment, unless you were the owner or something.  Whatever you get, don't get the following overexposed travesty:

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_M4kLYcJUnH4/R2v_77Ze-JI/AAAAAAAAF20/7gyx1_lPs1U/s400/yellow,+baby.jpg)
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Post by: Smooth Groove on October 21, 2008, 02:39:37 PM
How about a note of stuff that you have to send out?  :P
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Post by: TVC15 on October 25, 2008, 04:38:07 AM
Verdict on this:

(http://jfranklin.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/fanny_and_alexander.jpg)

Can be cheaply had on ebay.  I might just nab it for my apartment, though.  This might be the art cigarillo film equivalent of lolis.