THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Guybrush Threepwood on December 02, 2008, 08:23:19 PM
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The current model of woman is a decent effort for thousands of years ago, but it is very outdated today.
As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man, as well as two pleasure humps. The positives end there, however.
The woman has many errors. For one, it begins to malfunction on a monthly basis after 13 or 14 years. It starts to seriously slow down after about 30 years, and it finally RRODs after 40 or 50 years, or even sooner in some cases.
When will we get an improved model of woman? Even a firmware update would be welcome. Hell, I'd settle for a patch.
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a penis and testicles
sadly only one man would will be required to be the end of the orgy train
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As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.
You forgot the bewbs, dude.
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As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.
You forgot the bewbs, dude.
Ah yes, the pleasure humps...
I must add this to my notes.
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I'd start with them being more horny and having lower standards.
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dick sucking lips
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dick shitting nipples
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cup holders?
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A brain.
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Abstinence is only cool if you are the one still getting laid.
Project those morals on the gullible!
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Everyone knows the best female is one that is basically like your male friends but in a female's body.
That's what we should be aiming for.
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You might as well just give your guy friends a sex change and fuck them.
I would if I could. :(
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bigger tits, it's already happening
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bigger tits, it's already happening
At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach :(
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a pair of boobs on their backs too.
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Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.
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a pair of boobs on their backs too.
Yeah I like this idea too.
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Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.
Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.
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bigger tits, it's already happening
At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach :(
:drool
wait this is for chicks... nvm
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A brain.
This is the correct answer.
...& to add to this... Logic! They seem to lack most logical thinking. ugh.
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Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.
:lol
So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well. Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.
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Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.
:lol
So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well. Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.
Someone needs to bust out MSPaint for some "Artist's Renditions".
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Make them less materialistic.
dick sucking lips
Word.
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http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html
IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! :omg
:rofl Holy crap.
supernumerary nipple
:drool
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Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.
Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.
:lol :lol :lol
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youd like more sharp angles wouldnt u
you fucking japafaggot