Author Topic: How will evolution improve the woman? (Read 1443 times)

Guybrush Threepwood · « **on:** December 02, 2008, 08:23:19 PM »

The current model of woman is a decent effort for thousands of years ago, but it is very outdated today.

As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man, as well as two pleasure humps. The positives end there, however.

The woman has many errors. For one, it begins to malfunction on a monthly basis after 13 or 14 years. It starts to seriously slow down after about 30 years, and it finally RRODs after 40 or 50 years, or even sooner in some cases.

When will we get an improved model of woman? Even a firmware update would be welcome. Hell, I'd settle for a patch.

cool breeze · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2008, 08:27:09 PM »

a penis and testicles

sadly only one man would will be required to be the end of the orgy train

Oblivion · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2008, 08:28:40 PM »

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 02, 2008, 08:23:19 PM

As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.

You forgot the bewbs, dude.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2008, 08:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on December 02, 2008, 08:28:40 PM

Quote from: Guybrush Threepwood on December 02, 2008, 08:23:19 PM
As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.

You forgot the bewbs, dude.

Ah yes, the pleasure humps...

I must add this to my notes.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2008, 08:30:44 PM »

I'd start with them being more horny and having lower standards.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2008, 08:43:25 PM »

dick sucking lips

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:03:09 PM »

dick shitting nipples

max_cool · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2008, 11:01:37 PM »

cup holders?

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2008, 11:03:29 PM »

A brain.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2008, 11:07:10 PM »

Abstinence is only cool if you are the one still getting laid.

Project those morals on the gullible!

Bildi · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2008, 11:20:25 PM »

Everyone knows the best female is one that is basically like your male friends but in a female's body.

That's what we should be aiming for.

Bildi · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2008, 01:00:27 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on December 03, 2008, 12:36:30 AM

You might as well just give your guy friends a sex change and fuck them.

I would if I could.

Tieno · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2008, 04:27:13 AM »

bigger tits, it's already happening

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:17:10 PM »

Quote from: Tieno on December 03, 2008, 04:27:13 AM

bigger tits, it's already happening

At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:18:59 PM »

a pair of boobs on their backs too.

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM »

Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2008, 07:33:10 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on December 03, 2008, 07:18:59 PM

a pair of boobs on their backs too.

Yeah I like this idea too.

muckhole · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2008, 09:16:40 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM

Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2008, 09:17:39 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 03, 2008, 07:17:10 PM

Quote from: Tieno on December 03, 2008, 04:27:13 AM
bigger tits, it's already happening

At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach

wait this is for chicks... nvm

lordmaji · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2008, 09:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Fresh Prince on December 02, 2008, 11:03:29 PM

A brain.

This is the correct answer.

...& to add to this... Logic! They seem to lack most logical thinking. ugh.

Bildi · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2008, 10:26:42 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 03, 2008, 09:16:40 PM

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well. Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.

muckhole · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2008, 10:34:41 PM »

Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2008, 10:26:42 PM

Quote from: muckhole on December 03, 2008, 09:16:40 PM
Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well. Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.

Someone needs to bust out MSPaint for some "Artist's Renditions".

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** December 04, 2008, 11:23:30 AM »

Make them less materialistic.

Quote from: Kestastrophe on December 02, 2008, 08:43:25 PM

dick sucking lips

Word.

Bildi · « **Reply #23 on:** December 04, 2008, 04:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Koopler on December 04, 2008, 11:16:26 AM

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html

IT'S ALREADY BEGUN!

Holy crap.

Quote

supernumerary nipple

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** December 04, 2008, 04:44:58 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on December 03, 2008, 09:16:40 PM

Quote from: Bildi on December 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM
Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

drew · « **Reply #25 on:** December 04, 2008, 04:47:19 PM »

youd like more sharp angles wouldnt u

you fucking japafaggot

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