How will evolution improve the woman?

[Guybrush Threepwood]

The current model of woman is a decent effort for thousands of years ago, but it is very outdated today.

As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man, as well as two pleasure humps. The positives end there, however.

The woman has many errors. For one, it begins to malfunction on a monthly basis after 13 or 14 years. It starts to seriously slow down after about 30 years, and it finally RRODs after 40 or 50 years, or even sooner in some cases.

When will we get an improved model of woman? Even a firmware update would be welcome. Hell, I'd settle for a patch.

[cool breeze]

a penis and testicles

sadly only one man would will be required to be the end of the orgy train

[Oblivion]

As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.

You forgot the bewbs, dude.

[Guybrush Threepwood]

As for good things about the woman, each model contains three concave pleasure centers, more than even the man. The positives end there, however.

You forgot the bewbs, dude.

Ah yes, the pleasure humps...

I must add this to my notes.

[Brehvolution]

I'd start with them being more horny and having lower standards.

[Kestastrophe]

dick sucking lips

[Greatness Gone]

dick shitting nipples

[max_cool]

cup holders?

[Fresh Prince]

A brain.

[Brehvolution]

Abstinence is only cool if you are the one still getting laid.

Project those morals on the gullible!

[Bildi]

Everyone knows the best female is one that is basically like your male friends but in a female's body.

That's what we should be aiming for.

[Bildi]

You might as well just give your guy friends a sex change and fuck them.

I would if I could.

[Tieno]

bigger tits, it's already happening

[tiesto]

bigger tits, it's already happening

At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach

[Don Flamenco]

a pair of boobs on their backs too.

[Bildi]

Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

[Fresh Prince]

a pair of boobs on their backs too.

Yeah I like this idea too.

[muckhole]

Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

[demi]

bigger tits, it's already happening

At the tradeoff of a bigger stomach

wait this is for chicks... nvm

[lordmaji]

A brain.

This is the correct answer.

...& to add to this... Logic! They seem to lack most logical thinking. ugh.

[Bildi]

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well.  Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.

[muckhole]

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

So some boobs on their feet would also be a plus as well.  Evilbore's idea of the perfect woman is shaping up nicely.

Someone needs to bust out MSPaint for some "Artist's Renditions".

[Himu]

Make them less materialistic.

dick sucking lips

Word.

[Bildi]

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/124/case_presentations/pseudomamma/conde.html

IT'S ALREADY BEGUN! 

Holy crap.

supernumerary nipple

[Madrun Badrun]

Holy shit, someone fire whoever is in charge of evolution and hire Kranz instead.

Yup. Suddenly giving backrubs after a long day wouldn't be so tedious.

 

[drew]

youd like more sharp angles wouldnt u

you fucking japafaggot