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Title: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Tristam on February 05, 2009, 05:41:39 AM: The rules:

1.) You must be single right now.
2.) You must like the woman you ask out.*
3.) No bribing, although paying for her dinner is accepted dating protocol.

Winners get a date with a girl they like. Losers get a consolation prize box of tissues.

Contest valid until February 14, 2009 11:59 p.m. by your respective time zone.

^{*No women on Evilbore have trouble finding a boyfriend. Gender-neutral language is unnecessary.}
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: T-Short on February 05, 2009, 05:46:10 AM: i believe in you, recursivelyenumerable
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: cloudwalking on February 05, 2009, 05:49:47 AM: i like this idea! it would be fun to up the ante with some sort of prize. like, first person to post photographic evidence of a valentine's date gets something cool

spoiler (click to show/hide)
or something sexy :hump
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2009, 05:55:26 AM: whens valentines day again?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: cloudwalking on February 05, 2009, 06:15:28 AM: february 14th.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 05, 2009, 07:07:24 AM: You're on, like Donkey Kong!

Did you have sex this year, Kosma?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: T-Short on February 05, 2009, 07:19:59 AM: this doesn't count, btw

(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/lovelydate.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2009, 07:48:27 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on February 05, 2009, 06:15:28 AM
february 14th.

ok... now how does one get a date?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 05, 2009, 07:53:46 AM: The girl i'm interested in right now has a boyfriend. And that thing has been going on for over 3 years.

I doubt anything is gonna happen this year on Valentine's day for me.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 08:45:03 AM: Quote from: Hyoushi on February 05, 2009, 07:19:59 AM
this doesn't count, btw

(http://www.capitaltrachea.se/misc/lovelydate.jpg)

that's fucked up

that's like getting a woman to dinner and then eating one of her hands while you force her to eat one of her own
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 05, 2009, 08:53:13 AM: Uh oh, look out for the downward cycle man.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 09:11:52 AM: girls called ME the past two valentine's days

not like anything happened :(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2009, 09:24:14 AM: Quote from: Kosma on February 05, 2009, 08:46:59 AM
Quote from: Rebiak on February 05, 2009, 07:07:24 AM
Did you have sex this year, Kosma?

No.

1. There's nobody worth fucking I know.

2. I don't have the cash to go out and to be honest don't feel like it at the moment either.

Sounds like you are in a funk, brah. You could use a nice weekend in Amsterdamn's red light district.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 09:26:34 AM: I've been currently talking to a few girls on Match, even though the only date I've been on this year, the girl never called back. :-\

I'd like to enter this contest.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Diunx on February 05, 2009, 10:18:48 AM: I actually have a girl's email but I wont add her until the 15.

:piss Valentine's Day :piss2
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tehjaybo on February 05, 2009, 10:23:40 AM: I could have a date and get laid, and have photographic evidence of this.

Hey Bloodwake, what are you doing next weekend? :-* :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2009, 10:31:48 AM: I ~~have~~ had a date for Valentine's Day. I really don't want to put forth the effort to get one for that particular day. Any broads left without plans are damaged goods or desperate for love on a commercially created holiday that thrives on manufactured sentimentality.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 10:36:03 AM: just the thing a guy who couldn't get a date would say
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Himu on February 05, 2009, 10:54:35 AM: lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 12:20:34 PM: wait, I thought the idea of VD was that you already have a bf/gf. wouldn't it be kind of awkward having a first date on a day associated with relationships etc.?

anyway, I don't expect to ever have a date again honestly. I look like shit these days. Better to focus on music/programming/writing and not worry about stuff I can't have.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2009, 12:21:51 PM: I think I'll pass
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 12:25:35 PM: the really annoying thing about Valentine's Day is that it means I can't ask any of the girls I do know to hang out with me until after the 24th, to avoid the appearance that I'm trying to get a date for Valentine's Day. which sucks because I was planning to email someone I like but you just reminded me why I can't for another three weeks, I had completely forgotten.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Tristam on February 05, 2009, 12:27:04 PM: :lol Tough crowd. That's OK--PM me your addresses and those tissue boxes will be in the mail. Meanwhile I'll enjoy the affections of a beautiful girl.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I reserved one tissue box for myself in case I get rejected :shh
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 12:27:52 PM: fuck I'll be 27 in a few more months

why did you make this thread? it just guarantees that now i'll be too depressed at work all day to get anything done. possibly all week. possibly all month. possibly all year.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 12:29:05 PM: I expect some nice Cottonelle tissues. No store brand crap.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 12:30:08 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 12:27:52 PM
fuck I'll be 27 in a few more months

why did you make this thread? it just guarantees that now i'll be too depressed at work all day to get anything done. possibly all week. possibly all month. possibly all year.

http://www.fmylife.com/
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 12:32:11 PM: it's not like i actually have a shitty life or anything. i just i dunno. i just ik dun oit just just justj ustju i just ij

god i'm hung over
and kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkrrrrack you
bleh

i wanna
no! must fix bugs!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Brehvolution on February 05, 2009, 01:04:03 PM: Change title to Get VD on VD!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Akala on February 05, 2009, 01:21:01 PM: This may be a pretty tough challenge. Ideally, you'd want to get a date for this weekend, and play it into a date next weekend. Even then, the day itself could be awkward. Seems like too much work.

In my experience, hooking up on Valentine's out at a bar was totally easy. If you aren't smooth, tell people your girlfriend dunped you last week or something to get some PITY ACTION going on.

Also, since when do guys honestly care about being lonely on Valentine's day anyway? That's kind of emo. :-\ :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 05, 2009, 01:54:39 PM: Emobore
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2009, 01:55:30 PM: It'll be another lonely valentines day

:'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2009, 02:01:15 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 05, 2009, 01:55:30 PM
It'll be another lonely valentines day

:'( :'( :'(

What's your sister up to?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Tauntaun on February 05, 2009, 02:07:01 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 05, 2009, 02:01:15 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 05, 2009, 01:55:30 PM
It'll be another lonely valentines day

:'( :'( :'(

What's your sister up to?

(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/emot-flame.gif)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 02:07:42 PM: oh snap
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2009, 02:15:52 PM: Haha, I rule. I rule so much I might go and get a date.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 05, 2009, 02:20:07 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2009, 02:18:04 PM
losers

Haha, whatever married person. You're gonna have to get flowers n shit, probably watch a turrible romantic comedy too. Just be sure to remind her about Steak n' Blowjob day on 3/14.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 03:24:42 PM: I'm open to dating the following people on Valentine's Day

* Muckhole
* Joe Molotov
* Slime Appears

PM me if you are available
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2009, 03:31:27 PM: This has "She's All That" written all over it

And BrandNew has no right to be fucking single
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 03:33:46 PM: pretty much
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Yeti on February 05, 2009, 03:35:15 PM: :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Robo on February 05, 2009, 03:36:16 PM: Quote from: Akala on February 05, 2009, 01:21:01 PM
In my experience, hooking up on Valentine's out at a bar was totally easy. If you aren't smooth, tell people your girlfriend dunped you last week or something to get some PITY ACTION going on.

I might actually try this. FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 03:38:04 PM: Quote from: RoboJ on February 05, 2009, 03:36:16 PM
Quote from: Akala on February 05, 2009, 01:21:01 PM
In my experience, hooking up on Valentine's out at a bar was totally easy. If you aren't smooth, tell people your girlfriend dunped you last week or something to get some PITY ACTION going on.

I might actually try this. FML

Last year I bought flowers for some chick and hung out with her at a party. Nothing happened. FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2009, 03:41:00 PM: I'll probably end up watching Zack and Miri that day by myself. FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bacchus7 on February 05, 2009, 03:45:52 PM: It's a Saturday, huh? Well, that just means I'll be out at a bar wasted by myself. Maybe jerk it into a condom in the bathroom bar demi-style? FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 03:47:15 PM: Hey fuck you MLR
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 05, 2009, 03:53:58 PM: i adore you, recursively :interracial
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:26:44 PM: BrandNew should be knee deep in poon. What a jerk.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 04:37:21 PM: could say the same about you :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 04:42:26 PM: Next Evilbore Challenge: build a perpetual motion machine

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
BrandNew should be knee deep in poon. What a jerk.

BrandNew first asks potential mates 100 political, religious, and philosophical questions. If any one of the questions is answered incorrectly, the potential mate is no longer worthy of his penis.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:44:05 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 04:37:21 PM
could say the same about you :-*

He actually knows women though.

:-\
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 04:45:22 PM: Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:44:05 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 04:37:21 PM
could say the same about you :-*

He actually knows women though.

:-\

But they're all blood relatives. :spin
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 05, 2009, 04:46:04 PM: Wow, some of our resident socially awkward folks crossing the line from lovable to creepy!

It's super easy to get VD on VD, especially at a bar, but do any of you feel you're capable of totally shunning a broad the day after the dirty deed is done? I highly doubt it.

I look forward to OMG SHE HAS MY ~~RABBIT~~ INDIE MUSIC VINYLS threads.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 04:48:29 PM: Willco, I'm making progress: I'm actually going to classes. Who knows, maybe next year I'll make eye-contact with someone. ~~Then I may even start a conversation.~~

edit: aiming too high
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 05:05:35 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 05, 2009, 04:46:04 PM

I look forward to OMG SHE HAS MY ~~RABBIT~~ INDIE MUSIC VINYLS threads.

"sorry bitch, you gots to die now"
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 05:06:27 PM: Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 04:48:29 PM
Willco, I'm making progress: I'm actually going to classes. Who knows, maybe next year I'll make eye-contact with someone. ~~Then I may even start a conversation.~~

edit: aiming too high

are you going to law school?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 05:09:50 PM: Quote from: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
are you going to law school?

Clearly, not often.

My school's attendance policy isn't that strict.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2009, 05:10:04 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 05, 2009, 04:46:04 PM
Wow, some of our resident socially awkward folks crossing the line from lovable to creepy!

It's super easy to get VD on VD, especially at a bar, but do any of you feel you're capable of totally shunning a broad the day after the dirty deed is done? I highly doubt it.

I look forward to OMG SHE HAS MY ~~RABBIT~~ INDIE MUSIC VINYLS threads.

:lol

Its like opening some exotic toy when your a kid and wondering what you do with it. Unfortunately, in this case, the toy won't pussy whip you.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 05:23:29 PM: Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 05:09:50 PM
Quote from: Eric P on February 05, 2009, 05:06:27 PM
are you going to law school?

Clearly, not often.

My school's attendance policy isn't that strict.

i'm just trying to picture sensitive indie laywer

"your honor. could we make the jury all men, i just can't talk to women"
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Sceneman on February 05, 2009, 05:28:31 PM: hmmm, this is kind of a grey area for me, Im technically single but there is a girl Im seeing once every fortnight or so for sexing
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 05:32:26 PM: Stop using my Avril avatar. This isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr.!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:33:42 PM: it would need to be the mirror image
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 05, 2009, 05:37:41 PM: Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 04:42:26 PM
Next Evilbore Challenge: build a perpetual motion machine

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on February 05, 2009, 04:26:44 PM
BrandNew should be knee deep in poon. What a jerk.

BrandNew first asks potential mates 100 political, religious, and philosophical questions. If any one of the questions is answered incorrectly, the potential mate is no longer worthy of his penis.

This is sadly true, or it was last year anyway. Now that the election and shit is over, I have not been offended by what people say lately.

Besides I have two dates this weekend, fuck ya
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Tristam on February 05, 2009, 05:55:09 PM: Didn't Gretzky say something like you miss 100% of the shots you don't take? Wise man. Even if everyone shouldn't be knee-deep in poon like BrandNew, most of you guys should at least be ankle-deep. Stop being so self-loathing and ask a girl out.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM: You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Sceneman on February 05, 2009, 06:07:42 PM: Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
Stop using my Avril avatar. This isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr.!

I had it first, cuntrag
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 05, 2009, 06:11:32 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.
Get out of my head.

Quote from: Scenester on February 05, 2009, 06:07:42 PM
Quote from: Malek on February 05, 2009, 05:32:26 PM
Stop using my Avril avatar. This isn't Freddie Prinze, Jr.!

I had it first, cuntrag
When did you start using the Avril Lavigne avatar?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Sceneman on February 05, 2009, 06:20:24 PM: haha I dunno. TBH I didnt even know you were using it when I picked it... I'll change it to something else today
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

Rejection sucks and it was one of my main reasons for being single for a while, and believe me it's VERY disheartening when it seems like nearly every girl isn't interested. I've been there trust me :( But eventually you learn to brush it off and get better with women, eventually scoring a date. Unfortunately in my case they tend to be all the crazies but that's a whole different story.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 06:58:57 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

The guy who keeps trying. It's like you thrive on failure. Shawn is contempt knowing this. He doesn't have to try to fail.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 07:01:07 PM: Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
Quote from: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2009, 05:59:41 PM
You also can't embarrass yourself if you don't try.

What's more embarrassing? A 40 year old virgin like that Shawn dude from GAF, or a 25 year old who tries and tries, getting constantly shut down, but gets slowly better each time until he's finally banging a decent looking girl on the regular?

The guy who keeps trying. It's like you thrive on failure. Shawn is contempt knowing this. He doesn't have to try to fail.

I wouldn't call "wanting to severely maim guys with good looking women" and a sadomasochistic tone in his posts "being content".

Plus the biggest turn-off to women is a defeatist attitude.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 07:04:17 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2009, 07:02:35 PM
That, or the stench of desperation. being utterly defeated is actually a good place to be.

How do you figure?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Akala on February 05, 2009, 07:05:05 PM: Big girls need love too.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 05, 2009, 07:07:43 PM: i'll probably be at home playing L4D.
All I need is Zooey and a .45
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 07:13:03 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 05, 2009, 07:05:36 PM
Because instead of treying some shit eating pickup scheme or pretending to be someone you're not you can actually have a chance to talk to someone on a normal level?

How is what I suggested (go out and talk to as many girls as possible, instead of sitting online whining about it) related to any of that?

Now I won't argue for the PUAs and stuff, but A BIT of their advice-mainly involving building inner confidence, not letting girls walk all over you, and 'breaking the ice', is harmless and actually beneficial. It doesn't involve hiding who you are in the slightest, either.

Look, I know I fail a lot, but I don't care. I don't hide myself either, if a girl doesn't like me I just say fuck it and move to the next.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:13:34 PM: If whatever you do is good for you then by all means. I'm fine jerking off to some amateur vids then going to sleep.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 07:14:47 PM: Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:13:34 PM
If whatever you do is good for you then by all means. I'm fine jerking off to some amateur vids then going to sleep.

It's fine for me. As long as you don't become like Shawn either, what works for you is fine too.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bildi on February 05, 2009, 07:22:51 PM: I'm interested in a girl at the moment, but asking her out on Valentines Day would not fit into my overarching grand scheme (which will likely fail anyway).

So I'll be cleaning the house, playing games and having a good toss on Valentines Day.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 07:26:17 PM: my problem is i used to be young, pretty, and full of potential but am sort of ugly and washed out now. and i never even had any luck when i was pretty and promising. so i dunno how i could possibly succeed now.

iow, i feel i've already had my chance, and blown it. i don't feel like going through the same thing all over again, only at an additional handicap. it's kind of redundant you know?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2009, 07:29:26 PM: Dude wtf, you look regular in all the pics I've seen. Seriously man just go with the flow. I find I'm most effective when I'm not trying. That doesn't mean "be rude to every chick you pass" but it's more like "I'm a rolling stone jump on or jump out the way"
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 07:31:23 PM: aren't you still like 21? you haven't had time to become jaded yet.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: elektrikluv on February 05, 2009, 07:48:37 PM: you're way too cynical, recursive. Like PD said, you look fine judging from your pics and most definitely not 'past it', this is a typical case of your attitude holding you back
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:50:13 PM: Do you trim your pubes, recursive? I used to be self-concious about that. A little trim is a big boost to confidence. Try it.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 05, 2009, 07:54:41 PM: Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 07:50:13 PM
Do you trim your pubes, recursive? I used to be self-concious about that. A little trim is a big boost to confidence. Try it.

This is something both me and demi can agree on.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2009, 08:03:50 PM: It's true. It makes your cock look like a centimeter bigger. The equates to a much larger self esteem boost.

Also at my Uni they have started to sell tickets to some Valentine's day event at the front entrance to the arts building. I've started use the back door because seeing the pink booth makes me feel bad :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2009, 08:05:43 PM: FM you are very good looking. You should monopolize FOB immigrants, I mean you'd have so much in common. Good work ethic, confusion over english grammar, etc
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 08:06:45 PM: i usually try to avoid leaving my room for +/- 7 days from VD. that was before I had a job --- these days I barely ever leave my office, so I guess my office is the new my room
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 08:07:24 PM: There's some killer candy deals around this time. Seize it
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 08:09:10 PM: Peanut M&Ms man
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 05, 2009, 08:10:43 PM: Sent you a PM
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 05, 2009, 08:12:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2009, 08:05:43 PM
FM you are very good looking. You should monopolize FOB immigrants, I mean you'd have so much in common. Good work ethic, confusion over english grammar, etc

Some south American chick asked me if the bus we were on went down town. As I was answering she ignored what I was saying and asked the bus drive instead. :'(

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 05, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
i usually try to avoid leaving my room for +/- 7 days from VD.

I get a week of for ~~self-pity~~ spring break from the 13th to the 23rd! :tophat
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BlackMage on February 05, 2009, 08:17:13 PM: fuck that im playing world of warcraft all day on valentines
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 06, 2009, 02:47:12 AM: Ok, fuck this challenge, I'm having a date tomorrow, which is enough progress for me. I'm not going to stress the whole valentine thing.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 06, 2009, 03:24:58 AM: Get motivated!

[youtube=560,345]D_P-v1BVQn8[/youtube]
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 06, 2009, 04:08:57 AM: I could probably ask this girl I'm kind of dating out for Valentine's Day, but then I want to ask this gorgeous girl that works at the bookstore near here... but I'M THE BIGGEST PUSSY EVER when it comes to this shit, and I just lack the courage to man up, go in there, and ask her out / get her number / invite her to a party / anything. She's went to high school with one of my friends, so I guess I have that connection to start a conversation with (which would be utter bullshit), but I just don't have the confidence in situations like this. In the first place, it's super awkward to just buy a binder or whatever and strike up a conversation with her behind the register. Next week may have to be ch1nchilla's get it together week. Maybe I'll just slam shots, chew some gum, brush my teeth, and pull the trigger and attempt.

FUCK.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 06, 2009, 08:24:10 AM: Female boss? Maybe she's up to something! :shh
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 06, 2009, 08:42:34 AM: I can imagine it now, Kosma coming in to work early morning, wondering why the lights are off.
Steps into the office, it's filled with candles with in their midst a scantily clad boss. And then...

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hump
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 06, 2009, 08:50:06 AM: The deadline = your anus
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 06, 2009, 08:50:12 AM: Kosma putting the gay back in to gay disease.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Brehvolution on February 06, 2009, 09:46:17 AM: I'm taking my wife to to get our taxes done on VD. Then I'm going to take her back home and throw her on the bed and make it rain.

(http://i42.tinypic.com/2j4a4wl.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 01:39:37 PM: Quote from: a slime appears on February 05, 2009, 08:10:28 PM
Quote from: demi on February 05, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
I'm open to dating the following people on Valentine's Day

* Muckhole
* Joe Molotov
* Slime Appears

PM me if you are available
NO

:lol

I'd be down, demi, but I've already got to do Valentines with the gf. Plus, you live in another country and I don't have my passport. You can send me pics, though.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 06, 2009, 01:52:53 PM: Why do I have to send pics? This is two person thing.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM: Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 06, 2009, 02:06:06 PM: That works for both of us
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:13:21 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bloodwake on February 07, 2009, 01:56:00 PM: I would totally participate in this contest, but I would lose, so there's no fucking point.

Girls don't want to date me. If anything, they want to get me drunk and fuck me, but there is no dating in my life. They reserve that for the people they think are ten times cooler than me.

It's much more likely I will have drunken sex on Valentine's Day than go on a date.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2009, 02:57:26 PM: Quote from: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.

Demi is really good looking. It makes his online persona all the more creepy though.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 07, 2009, 04:39:01 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 07, 2009, 02:57:26 PM
Quote from: muckhole on February 06, 2009, 02:00:53 PM
Because right now, all I have in my mind's eye to go on is Nick Frost hitting on me.

Demi is really good looking. It makes his online persona all the more creepy though.

Good to know. I'm gonna go shave.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2009, 04:50:37 PM: Shave? I suggest Nair for those tricky spots.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 07, 2009, 04:51:43 PM: After what happened to you, I only Nair when I have a spotter present.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2009, 04:55:40 PM: Yes but I was incompetent with Nair; Nair reckless one might say. I have since developed my application and timing skills required for the smoothest butt.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 07, 2009, 05:04:21 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2009, 09:46:27 AM: UPDATE: I have a date tonight, and tomorrow... but nothing yet for Valentines day. Close, but no cigar :(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bloodwake on February 11, 2009, 01:33:29 PM: I have a date....

with a bottle of whisky.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Kestastrophe on February 11, 2009, 02:15:04 PM: I ordered my wife some flowers to be delivered on Saturday ($70 :'() so I am definitely getting laid :D
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: demi on February 11, 2009, 02:22:12 PM: I'm gonna play Oneechanbara Samurai Zombie Slayers... oh yeah
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 02:24:21 PM: hitting up a noise show at ABC no rio, then doing a pub crawl with valentine's day mopers, then we're going to go see Japanther and Ninjasonik for free.

my V-Day will be awesome
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Robo on February 11, 2009, 02:29:05 PM: With any luck, I will be double-dating Cammy and Chun-Li on V-day. :hump FML?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: bork on February 11, 2009, 04:06:48 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 11, 2009, 02:15:04 PM
I ordered my wife some flowers to be delivered on Saturday ($70 :'() so I am definitely getting laid :D

Hmm, this is a good idea. Although I was just gonna pick up some chocolate and shit. My wife is used to V-Day, Japan-style, which is where the WOMEN give the men chocolates instead! Better holiday that way?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: drozmight on February 11, 2009, 05:04:19 PM: I have a date already.

Since it's Saturday, and why not.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: cloudwalking on February 11, 2009, 05:23:34 PM: i'm making chocolate cupcakes for jarosh :heart :heartbeat

with homemade pink and red buttercream frosting :)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Reb on February 11, 2009, 05:25:36 PM: I'm intrigued by what you do to make jarosh's frosting pink and red. ???
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:29:33 PM: I already had two chocolate cupcakes today. Going back for a third right now. No wife needed.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Fragamemnon on February 11, 2009, 05:40:07 PM: giant stuffed owl, some books, flowers, a card, and leonidas chocolates for my wife. Going to dinner in the middle next week because going to dinner on valentine's day is a recipe for crowds and hassled staff.

in return I am getting a spreadsheet game of my choice TBD in the future ( think I am going to preorder Across the Dnepr for Kharkov Doughnut Disaster) , a USB laptop cooler, and a new kitchen scale.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:59:15 PM: my god those cupcakes were amazing

secretaries ftw
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: T234 on February 11, 2009, 06:00:30 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 11, 2009, 05:59:28 PM
Quote from: Armitage on February 11, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
What if we have severe emotional issues and don't like a girl?
go gay

It worked for cajole
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bacchus7 on February 11, 2009, 06:06:02 PM: I finally found a date!!!
(http://www.refinedvices.com/newsimages/rum/Jameson.jpg)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 11, 2009, 06:07:05 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 11, 2009, 05:59:28 PM
Quote from: Armitage on February 11, 2009, 05:56:34 PM
What if we have severe emotional issues and don't like a girl?
go gay
It's the evilbore way!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 11, 2009, 06:13:27 PM: I got a date already, what i win?

Going to see Bobby Lee and have a nice dinner. Then come home and play some rockband 2 into the wee morning. I got my sweetheart wiifit and asus eee 1000ha. Dont know what i'm getting. But I better be on the receiving side of some great times.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: drozmight on February 11, 2009, 06:19:09 PM: you got her wii fit?

why don't you just give her a card that says "you're fat?"
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 11, 2009, 06:22:36 PM: :lol well it was something she wanted. I would have gotten her some jewelry but i'm a practical man i get things that get used and or needed. She needed a netbook and she wanted wiifit it all works out in the end. I also go her some jewelry because i'm not dumb but I haven't payed it off yet.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Yeti on February 11, 2009, 06:30:51 PM: Quote from: G The Resurrected on February 11, 2009, 06:22:36 PM
:lol well it was something she wanted. I would have gotten her some jewelry but i'm a practical man i get things that get used and or needed. She needed a netbook and she wanted wiifit it all works out in the end. I also go her some jewelry because i'm not dumb but I haven't payed it off yet.

and you got her a wii game?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 11, 2009, 06:32:29 PM: well the old wii aint getting much use nowadays so yeah take that for what you will ldb
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bildi on February 11, 2009, 08:48:14 PM: I've tee'd up a jam session with my mate and we're going to be playing guitar all valentines day. :rock

Fuck women!

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Not literally, unfortunately. :gloomy
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2009, 09:56:25 PM: Date 1 today-was nice, but she seemed like she wanted to get the hell out of there quick. :-\
Date 2 tomorrow-dunno how this will go, she's been dropping some hints in her messages that she's big on the Jebus... and I can't take another one of those

Some 1/2 Asian girl asked me for a date next week and I am gonna try to score a date with this hot chick from Texas. Ugh, dating so frustrating. :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2009, 09:58:06 PM: I don't think my date's gonna happen :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Bildi on February 11, 2009, 10:02:59 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 11, 2009, 09:56:25 PM
Date 2 tomorrow-dunno how this will go, she's been dropping some hints in her messages that she's big on the Jebus... and I can't take another one of those

For the love of god.... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Diunx on February 11, 2009, 10:06:02 PM: I love religious girls, when I convince them to drink or smoke weed I feel like I'm actually contributing something to society.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:09:15 PM: All the people that are going to be posting on EB on Valentines should make speed dating-esque threads where we talk for 10 mins then lock the thread. Then all you socially-successful fucks will have to come back and look at the utter mess we amesomes* have made of the forum and as you are forced to sift though the trash threads you'll realize that this disaster wasn't worth getting laid over. :punch

* (That's right I'm using the adjective as a pronoun)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 11, 2009, 10:12:21 PM: Quote
the utter mess we amesomes* have made of the forum

* (That's right I'm using the adjective as a pronoun)

...
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:16:28 PM: did I not get that right? or are you distinguished effete fellows crying over how we awesomes use awesome words in awesome ways as compensation for not getting laid?

I think I should being a rapper.

Or a rapist. I haven't decided yet.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 10:28:39 PM: you don't even see it?

amesomes
awesomes

use firefox. it has this thing where it will tell you about possible misspellings
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Beezy on February 11, 2009, 10:35:07 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 11, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 11, 2009, 10:12:21 PM
Quote
the utter mess we amesomes* have made of the forum

* (That's right I'm using the adjective as a pronoun)

...
:'(
:lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:35:28 PM: awesome and then an s because it is plural as I was speaking about a group.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 10:36:48 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 11, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
awesome and then an s because it is plural as I was speaking about a group.

NO

M is NOT W

LETTERS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:37:48 PM: FUCKKKKKKKKKK

:'( :'( :'( no wonder I'm alone.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 10:39:11 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 11, 2009, 10:37:48 PM
FUCKKKKKKKKKK

:'( :'( :'( no monder I'm alone.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:40:23 PM: :'( I had to look to make sure I didn't do it again.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 10:42:55 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 11, 2009, 10:40:23 PM
:'( I had to look to make sure I didn't do it again.

:teehee
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Beezy on February 11, 2009, 10:43:50 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 10:50:10 PM: This wasn't even the most stupid thing I did today. I'm really bad at directions and get lost all the time. So when I was taking the bus today I was reading my text book and not paying attention to where we were when all the sudden the bus driver calls out "This bus is now out of service". Instead of stopping at the usual stop he had just turned the corner of the usual stop and parked there instead. I didn't realize this and when I got off I just started walking forward, for six blocks, before I realized I was exactly where I wanted to be when I got off the bus. It's -21c outside.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: Tristam on February 11, 2009, 10:52:05 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 11, 2009, 09:58:06 PM
I don't think my date's gonna happen :'(

Same thing happened here. Before I asked her I found out she was going home for the weekend. Too bad for me, but the rest of you can still find someone. I probably could, too, but I might be violating the second condition in my OP.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: muckhole on February 11, 2009, 10:56:14 PM: Quote from: Eric P on February 11, 2009, 10:36:48 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 11, 2009, 10:35:28 PM
awesome and then an s because it is plural as I was speaking about a group.

NO

M is NOT W

LETTERS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day
Post by: tiesto on February 11, 2009, 11:00:37 PM: BrandNew: What do you think of online dating? You'd probably clean up on it...

Hell *I* have like 4 dates. And I'm not at all attractive nor very interesting. :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 11, 2009, 11:12:43 PM: Online dating? Eh. I made an okcupid account but it's all too creepy for me, I think. Maybe I don't know much about it, but I feel uncomfortable being subjected to a craigslist-type stalker out there.

Let's get a count of the people who'll be alone this saturday se all can have a thread to ourselves then:

BrandNew
Arvie
Cajole
Malek

who else
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Tristam on February 11, 2009, 11:21:37 PM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 11, 2009, 11:12:43 PM
Online dating? Eh. I made an okcupid account but it's all too creepy for me, I think. Maybe I don't know much about it, but I feel uncomfortable being subjected to a craigslist-type stalker out there.

Let's get a count of the people who'll be alone this saturday se all can have a thread to ourselves then:

BrandNew
Arvie
Cajole
Malek

who else

I'm in like Flynn.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 11, 2009, 11:39:20 PM: Quote
NO

M is NOT W

LETTERS ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE

that's only half the issue. the other half is that he didn't actually use it as a pronoun.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 11:43:25 PM: sure I did...what did I use it as then?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 11, 2009, 11:49:23 PM: a garden-variety express edition noun.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 11, 2009, 11:50:45 PM: I did too :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 12, 2009, 10:43:02 AM: There is a girl that is really into me but I don't like her that much so I'm thinking about asking her out on friday instead of saturday :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 12, 2009, 10:53:01 AM: Fuck Valentine's Day. I won't have a date.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Yeti on February 12, 2009, 11:22:54 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 11, 2009, 11:50:45 PM
I did too :'(

do you know what a pronoun is? :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 12, 2009, 11:32:30 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 12, 2009, 10:53:01 AM
Fuck Valentine's Day. I won't have a date.

Breaking news. More at 11.

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Neither will I. Shush.
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 12, 2009, 12:19:38 PM: I have a date the day after Valentine's Day. I'm closing the 14th, so it makes it nigh impossible to have any plans.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 12, 2009, 12:48:24 PM: I'm going to be pounding Jameson via Skype with Bacchus7 unless by some crazy stroke of luck I find a date, which just might happen... I'm throwing a party tonight at my house, and I can usually get some ass when I throw parties, so let's see if I can get a Valentine's Day date! Either that or I man up and hit on the book store Asian (unlikely).
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bacchus7 on February 12, 2009, 03:01:06 PM: If you abandon me on V-Day, I'll drink your share of the whisky too and hook up with a stomach pump later that night.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2009, 03:27:24 PM: I'm going to watch The Man with No Name Trilogy and try to drink an entire 750 ml bottle of vodka. I haven't done it yet. Kind of weaksauce.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on February 12, 2009, 03:29:06 PM: The wife and I are doing the same thing we do every Valentine's Day: nothing.

Maybe we'll get a heart shaped pizza, some frozen custard and watch Band of Brothers.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: ch1nchilla on February 12, 2009, 06:08:17 PM: Quote from: Bacchus7 on February 12, 2009, 03:01:06 PM
If you abandon me on V-Day, I'll drink your share of the whisky too and hook up with a stomach pump later that night.

I won't abandon you, we'll definitely be Skypeing some Jameson.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: tiesto on February 12, 2009, 06:12:45 PM: Some preggers chick wants to hang out with me on vday now... lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 06:18:15 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 12, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
Some preggers chick wants to hang out with me on vday now... lol

you know she puts out!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: demi on February 12, 2009, 06:22:32 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 12, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
Some preggers chick wants to hang out with me on vday now... lol

Don't do it.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Eric P on February 12, 2009, 06:29:24 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 12, 2009, 06:21:21 PM
yeah hang out , fuck her, and she probably won't want anything else to do with you.

or not, who knows with pregnant chicks.

66% of evilbore agrees. do her.

before the baby pops out and ruins her downstairs
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: DJ_Tet on February 12, 2009, 06:40:36 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 12, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
Some preggers chick wants to hang out with me on vday now... lol

Hot :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Joe Molotov on February 12, 2009, 06:55:30 PM: Quote from: tiesto on February 12, 2009, 06:12:45 PM
Some preggers chick wants to hang out with me on vday now... lol

You might get to have your first threesome!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2009, 12:39:32 AM: Me and my girlfriend are going to spend time together on Vday. I can't wait, honestly, because it's the first time I've really had a Vday with someone since I was a teenager. :-[
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2009, 12:45:24 AM: awww that's sweet :-[

.... :'( :'( :'( So ronry
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 10:58:27 AM: I need liquor.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: elektrikluv on February 13, 2009, 11:19:27 AM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
I need liquor.

me too
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2009, 11:27:37 AM: Body shots?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2009, 11:46:24 AM: *buys liquor*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: WrikaWrek on February 13, 2009, 11:57:28 AM: Japanese dudes are the ultimate anti pussy.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2009, 12:22:15 PM: a bunch of reasonably attractive women have tried to strike up conversations with me this week. the vd desperation thing? none of the conversations lasted more than 15 minutes though. one of them wanted to talk about richard feynman which was cool.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2009, 12:24:40 PM: Yeah, women get desperate around Valentine's Day due to social and peer pressure.

I'm setting up a "loser bucket" bundle stand full of popcorn, romantic movies and chocolate at work. We're going to make so much fucking money this weekend.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2009, 12:30:25 PM: it's kinda sad because I used to get this frequency year-round. apparently people have to be pretty desperate to approach me these days. it's been months since anyone's tried to talk to me on the train for example.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 12:31:22 PM: No dice here. No one really wants to talk to me. I'm actually taking care of myself a lot better too.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM: Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Eric P on February 13, 2009, 12:48:25 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 13, 2009, 12:22:15 PM
a bunch of reasonably attractive women have tried to strike up conversations with me this week. the vd desperation thing? none of the conversations lasted more than 15 minutes though. one of them wanted to talk about richard feynman which was cool.

"let's go back to my place and test friction and resistance"?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM: Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: tehjaybo on February 13, 2009, 01:32:15 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.

You and I could always ~~play some Magic~~ find some chicks. :smug
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2009, 01:32:49 PM: Himu has a gf? :bow

I have to help fix up a house my parents used to rent out to some dumbasses who trashed it. After that...WoW and pizza
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2009, 02:01:24 PM: Himu's girlfriend is his copy of Persona.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 02:06:52 PM: Quote from: tehjaybo on February 13, 2009, 01:32:15 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 01:21:37 PM
Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2009, 12:35:08 PM
Just do what I do and become an alcoholic!

That's what I'm planning.

You and I could always ~~play some Magic~~ find some chicks. :smug

Well if you go to Boone St. with me there might be some finding of chicks. I highly doubt it, since my success rate has been ZERO, but it's usually a fun time.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 13, 2009, 02:15:35 PM: Some chick got a singing valentine during Critical Thinking today. She did not look happy. This made me feel great.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2009, 03:03:30 PM: Quote from: elektrikluv on February 13, 2009, 11:19:27 AM
Quote from: Bloodwake on February 13, 2009, 10:58:27 AM
I need liquor.

me too
I have have three bottles of vodka and a couple bottles of wine. Come on over.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2009, 03:08:59 PM: :smug
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: cloudwalking on February 14, 2009, 04:46:01 AM: man, valentine's day has just begun and i already got my dose of jarosh v-day lovin' :hump :hump :heartbeat
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Reb on February 14, 2009, 04:57:15 AM: Ahhhh, visions of incest.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Yeti on February 14, 2009, 09:33:28 AM: I completed my own challenge by continuing to remain oblivious to a friend of a friend's increasingly desperate advances.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
If she had a penis she would be demi's type.
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: cloudwalking on February 14, 2009, 12:14:24 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
I already had two chocolate cupcakes today. Going back for a third right now. No wife needed.

you should get a wife that makes you cupcakes like this!!

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/muffins.jpg)

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/muffin2.jpg)

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/cupcakes1.jpg)

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f95/jarosh-gaf/cupcakes3.jpg)

:bow cupcakes :bow2
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2009, 12:18:21 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 11, 2009, 05:29:33 PM
I already had two chocolate cupcakes today. Going back for a third right now. No wife needed.

Just don't eat them in the rest room
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Crushed on February 14, 2009, 12:47:20 PM: (http://xs136.xs.to/xs136/09076/4484657.gif) (http://xs.to)

HAPPY GREETING CARD DAY, EB :heartbeat
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 01:00:57 PM: i spent last night trapped in the office with a female coworker till 1:30 am. does that count?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM: apart from its crassness and triteness, that is such a weird metaphor visually. i'm imagining a mansion full of disembodied vulva sculptures
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 02:07:59 PM: yes, it's still idiotic. how can a metaphor that's not even coherent perfectly describe anything? in the "ex falso quod libet" sense perhaps?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: demi on February 14, 2009, 02:32:05 PM: Today I found a YouTube of an old show Nick was in. Today isn't so bad.

Later tonight, I plan on jerking off, then playing some Xbox. Tonight isn't so bad.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 04:23:55 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 01:26:17 PM
apart from its crassness and triteness, that is such a weird metaphor visually. i'm imagining a mansion full of disembodied vulva sculptures

This is how I image whiteman's apartment would look like.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 14, 2009, 06:27:54 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
I'm picking my date up in two hours. I'm sure it wont be that great considering how terrible I am around girls...maybe I should stay home and listen to Alive 2007 while playing Team Fortress 2.

Sure, then you can jerk off while crying before going to bed.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Vizzys on February 14, 2009, 06:33:38 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 06:24:32 PM
...maybe I should stay home and listen to Alive 2007 while playing Team Fortress 2.

sounds good

now replace Daft Punk with some Danger http://www.myspace.com/2emedanger
and tf2 with Dystopia http://www.dystopia-game.com/
and you are set
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 06:34:31 PM: PR is she hot?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:01:43 PM: http://walt.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2009/02/13/ir_theory_for_lovers_a_valentines_guide

Quote
Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. As a public service, I would like to remind FP readers of the important insights that international relations theory can provide for people in love.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:11:27 PM: First you build your own PC now you're going on a date. My little PR is all grown up. :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
out done twice by someone 4 years younger than me. real :'(
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Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:14:21 PM: hey, I'm nearly 27 and still have (almost) never had a date or asked a girl out, so it could always be worse
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:31:46 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:14:21 PM
hey, I'm nearly 27 and still have (almost) never had a date or asked a girl out, so it could always be worse
that doesn't make me feel better at all.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:38:45 PM: seeing the future?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:42:40 PM: ya :'(

If I end up like Recursive minus the smarts and clarinet what will I have left? Acne and incoherence. Which is basically what I have now.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 14, 2009, 07:43:58 PM: I played Mario and Luigi 3 all day

fml
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:45:19 PM: that's out?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:49:05 PM: well it's never too late to start learning the clarinet. and the smarts too.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 14, 2009, 07:50:19 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:45:19 PM
that's out?

no :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Oblivion on February 14, 2009, 07:50:51 PM: Just bought some chloroform from the store. This'll be the easiest contest ever.

Pro Tip: it's only illegal if she remembers. :smug
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM: ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 07:52:16 PM: Quote
i spent last night trapped in the office with a female coworker till 1:30 am. does that count?

who was STILL HERE when I came in at 3pm today, WTF
she said she did take a nap in the office for a few hours
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:53:17 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM
ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.

exactly how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 07:58:42 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 14, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 07:50:55 PM
ya after this thread I'm about ready to blow a wooden interment.

exactly how many times were you dropped on your head as a child?

My grandma always tells a story about dropping me, me hitting the wall, and her catching me again before the ground, actually. instrument. I clicked on the firefox red line without reading.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:13:40 PM: Half a bottle of vodka down.

This one goes out to Flannel Girl and her boyfriend:

[youtube=560,345]DGJIvxtsQSYfmt=18[/youtube]
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 08:14:47 PM: did you ask her out? how do you know she has a boyfriend?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:17:16 PM: Of course I didn't ask her out. Since I don't even talk to people, I certainly don't ask them out.

She seems rather close to a tall ginger; I'm pretty sure he is her boyfriend.

And lol @ interment.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 14, 2009, 08:18:03 PM: Oh man I should have gone out with that ugly chick that is into me now I'm getting my VD depression :'(.

Gonna call my single friends to see if they want to get drunk.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: fistfulofmetal on February 14, 2009, 08:19:26 PM: i traded my old phat psp for one of the newer slim line psps

so i say this day was pretty good.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:35:20 PM: did OKCupid change their match system? i'm seeing a bunch of 90%+ which i've never seen before
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:41:26 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:35:20 PM
did OKCupid change their match system? i'm seeing a bunch of 90%+ which i've never seen before
/me checks okcupid

I now have a number of 95% matches. And girls I remember being in the 80s are in the mid 90s. clearly, they changed their system.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:44:41 PM: Match inflation. Part of the stimulus package?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:45:19 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:44:41 PM
Match inflation. Part of the stimulus package?

:rofl

I don't think this match inflation will help me get my package stimulated.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 08:48:29 PM: lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:49:26 PM: We ought to have a macroerotic policy along with our macroeconomic policy, with an agency like the Federal Reserve tasked with somehow manipulating the dating market when the % of single people gets too high or low. any suggestions on workable mechanisms?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:51:30 PM: To prevent such rampant inflation, they should have to tie it to a commodity, such as gold or semen.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 14, 2009, 08:54:27 PM: Let the invisible hand do its thing for the dating markets
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:55:15 PM: but i think i've fallen into a liquidity trap :'(
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on February 14, 2009, 08:57:59 PM: What would be the equivalent of Credit Default Swaps?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 08:58:07 PM: Quote from: T EXP on February 14, 2009, 08:54:27 PM
Let the invisible hand do its thing for the dating markets

The invisible hand has done me no favors in the dating market and has forced me to take matters into my own hands.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 09:00:23 PM: Well, in general, stereotypical "drama queen games" = sophisticated financial products.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 09:01:24 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 08:55:15 PM
but i think i've fallen into a liquidity trap :'(
:lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 09:29:35 PM: Then again, government intervention may have been what caused this crisis in the first place. In a truly free market, folks like TVC who are granted opportunities they're not capable of truly appreciating could sell them off to others at a nice profit, for a net benefit to both parties.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 09:31:08 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 09:29:35 PM
Then again, government intervention may have been what caused this crisis in the first place. In a truly free market, folks like TVC who are granted opportunities they're not capable of truly appreciating could sell them in a mutually beneficial exchange.

I don't think I'd be comfortable with what I'd have to give him in return.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 09:33:35 PM: No such thing as a free lunch. Only a borrowed lunch, one you'll be returning one way or another.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 14, 2009, 09:36:50 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 09:33:35 PM
No such thing as a free lunch.
I think White Man would let you eat his lunch meat for free.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2009, 10:45:14 PM: I had the best Valentines Day of my life. Universal Studios. Coraline. Firkin & Kegler. And a passionate night together.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 10:51:14 PM: I'm drinking Chartruse out of a coffee mug.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 10:58:31 PM: Quote
I had the best Valentines Day of my life. Universal Studios. Coraline. Firkin & Kegler. And a passionate night together.

But the night is young!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 11:02:27 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 11:01:09 PM
Hey guys, would it be stupid to call her right after I got back?

yes. What happened by the way?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Himu on February 14, 2009, 11:02:45 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 10:58:31 PM
Quote
I had the best Valentines Day of my life. Universal Studios. Coraline. Firkin & Kegler. And a passionate night together.

But the night is young!

I'm fucking tired.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:07:05 PM: Quote
You're setting the idea of getting with a girl on this unreachable pedestal, and, as the man says, making it out to be this impossible feat. It's actually a metaphor within a metaphor; I'm sure engineering has the equivalent somewhere.

ok, but where does the freaky disembodied genitalia imagery fit in?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 11:10:12 PM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:07:05 PM
Quote
You're setting the idea of getting with a girl on this unreachable pedestal, and, as the man says, making it out to be this impossible feat. It's actually a metaphor within a metaphor; I'm sure engineering has the equivalent somewhere.

ok, but where does the freaky disembodied genitalia imagery fit in?

It's not literal pussy. He's calling women pussy as a form of degradation to examplify the the different views of women ie The greatest thing ever VS a piece of funnel meat.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:12:58 PM: But that makes the metaphor incoherent. The whole point of metaphors like this is the concrete imagery, and for that to work, it needs to actually be consistent. There's a CS metaphor for you: it doesn't typecheck. not to mention just being plain dumb.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 11:15:08 PM: what your saying is rhetoric doesn't meet the constraints of logic? :o
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:17:30 PM: Quote from: George Orwell
By using stale metaphors, similes, and idioms, you save much mental effort, at the cost of leaving your meaning vague, not only for your reader but for yourself. This is the significance of mixed metaphors. The sole aim of a metaphor is to call up a visual image. When these images clash — as in The Fascist octopus has sung its swan song, the jackboot is thrown into the melting pot — it can be taken as certain that the writer is not seeing a mental image of the objects he is naming; in other words he is not really thinking.

the problems with my looks don't really have anything to do with being in shape or whatever, I can probably fix that. it's bad skin, bad undereye area, bloodshot eyes etc. not really correctable (acne scar treatments don't really work as far as I can tell, and are too expensive anyway) and I'm not especially bad looking, I'm just not attractive enough to attract women. yes, other average-looking men do ok, but the point is that even when I was quite attractive and in shape, I didn't have any success so clearly, for whatever reason the threshold is higher for me. Other people have some mitigating X factor I don't, I guess.

anyway my personality is a much bigger problem, and that is not correctable either.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 11:22:36 PM: visual imagery is a narrow definition of metaphor.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:23:26 PM: yeah, i think "The sole aim of a metaphor is to call up a visual image." is an overly sweeping statement, but clearly in this particular case, it is the aim.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2009, 11:26:08 PM: No the aim in this case is to convince someone that they have a disposition of seeing women as above them. If one is trying to make this argument then anything that convinces the other person of this argument is valid, even if it breaks the literary standards of what a metaphor is.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:28:57 PM: Yeah, women who just turned 30 hit on me fairly often* already, actually.

* twice
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 14, 2009, 11:36:37 PM: No goodnight kiss? :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2009, 11:41:34 PM: Just turned down a valentines party invite, mere minutes from my house - so I could continue playing WoW

FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: demi on February 14, 2009, 11:54:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2009, 11:41:34 PM
Just turned down a valentines party invite, mere minutes from my house - so I could continue playing WoW

FML

Fake
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 14, 2009, 11:58:39 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 14, 2009, 11:41:34 PM
Just turned down a valentines party invite, mere minutes from my house - so I could continue playing WoW

FML

So you turn down a valentines party invitation (probably full of desperate single girls) to continue playing wow but then you stop playing wow to post on EB? FYL.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 12:00:39 AM: I doubt he stopped playing to post.

:lol PR
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Yeti on February 15, 2009, 12:01:12 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 11:44:17 PM
Quote from: diunx on February 14, 2009, 11:36:37 PM
No goodnight kiss? :-*

Nope. I was trying to play it safe.

When she wants to be just friends can I have a crack at her?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: dammitmattt on February 15, 2009, 12:03:51 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 11:30:53 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 14, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
Quote from: Green Man on February 14, 2009, 11:01:09 PM
Hey guys, would it be stupid to call her right after I got back?

yes. What happened by the way?

Magic is what happened.

Left early to avoid traffic, still got there late. Movie started at 8:10 we got in about five or so minutes late, so I missed any good trailers. Movie was surprisingly good and everything went well minus a very poorly placed phone call by my friend(I was sure I turned my phones ringer off).

She said she was kinda hungry so we went over to the mall and got something to eat. Talked for awhile then she had to call it a night because she has church tomorrow. Told her I had a really great time and that I'd like to do this again sometime. Walked he to her car, got in mine and then drove my ass back home.

...and here I am. Hopefully I don't get a phone call telling me that while I'm a great guy it just wouldn't work out, like my last encounter with the opposite sex.

THAT was not what I was expecting when you said you had the best night of your life. If you want things to continue to progress, don't you dare call her tonight.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 15, 2009, 12:11:30 AM: Hey PR you better kiss her on the next date or you may run the risk of getting friendzoned.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 12:12:52 AM: Damn PR, no kiss or hug or ANYTHING? You should have made an actual move sometime during the night. Dinner and a movie just doesn't cut it and it can lead to the girl thinking you're not into her. Believe me, I made the same mistake and I've been trying to correct it ever since.

PD I passed up a Valentine's Day party too but not to play a video game. I passed up the party because the girl who invited me is known to be a huge slut and I'd rather not get VD on VD.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 12:13:40 AM: VD on VD lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Barry Egan on February 15, 2009, 12:16:44 AM: pr's young, and he should be excited that he had a date go by without any hiccups on valentine's day. Good work man.

next time though you take a crack at that ass.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 12:27:52 AM: Shit, even I kissed girls goodnight on the first date at his age.

And by girls, I mean girl. And by first date, I mean only date.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 12:30:49 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 12:27:52 AM
Shit, even I kissed girls goodnight on the first date at his age.

And by girls, I mean girl. And by first date, I mean only date.

Tell me CJ, what do you mean by 'kissed'?

edit: I'm tired and half drunk and I thought what I said was funny before thinking about it.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 12:33:02 AM: a peck on the lips
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2009, 12:34:57 AM: Kissing on the first date, in my experience, hasn't usually been the best course of action. With some of the girls I've been on dates with, its a sign of the guy trying to take things a bit too fast for them. Second or third if necessary.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 12:35:34 AM: Quote from: BrandNew on February 15, 2009, 12:34:57 AM
Kissing on the first date, in my experience, hasn't usually been the best course of action. With some of the girls I've been on dates with, its a sign of the guy trying to take things a bit too fast for them. Second or third if necessary.

You've gotta at least get a really intimate hug or some sort of hand holding in there though to let her know where you stand. Otherwise it's just like going to dinner and a movie with a really nice friend who pays your way.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on February 15, 2009, 12:39:14 AM: i've never kissed on a date, only from drunken makeout sessions.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 12:44:21 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 12:43:11 AM
Quote from: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 12:35:34 AM
Quote from: BrandNew on February 15, 2009, 12:34:57 AM
Kissing on the first date, in my experience, hasn't usually been the best course of action. With some of the girls I've been on dates with, its a sign of the guy trying to take things a bit too fast for them. Second or third if necessary.

You've gotta at least get a really intimate hug or some sort of hand holding in there though to let her know where you stand. Otherwise it's just like going to dinner and a movie with a really nice friend who pays your way.

You never said anything about hand holding, I held her hand during the movie.

awwww
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2009, 12:48:47 AM: :heart

With this girl I'm determined on seeing more of, our first date was coffee and a walk around our park. I held her hand there :-[
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 12:49:26 AM: i held the girl's hand on that aforementioned date too

god what a fucking bitch
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: TakingBackSunday on February 15, 2009, 12:49:51 AM: ahaha
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 12:52:35 AM: lol
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 01:00:09 AM: Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 12:43:11 AM
You never said anything about hand holding, I held her hand during the movie.

Yaaaayyyy! Your date sounds better now!
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:16:22 AM: VD is over, can we stop with the depressing stuff mmk
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 01:17:50 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
VD is over, can we stop with the depressing stuff mmk

my post was funny, though
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 01:18:33 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
VD is over, can we stop with the depressing stuff mmk

Sorry PD. Once you get VD, you're stuck with VD.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:24:34 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 01:17:50 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
VD is over, can we stop with the depressing stuff mmk

my post was funny, though

Sad, not funny
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 15, 2009, 01:25:16 AM: i saw people laughing

go play WoW
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:27:07 AM: Taking a break. Think I'm gonna watch the new episode of 24
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: etiolate on February 15, 2009, 04:15:39 AM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:27:07 AM
Taking a break. Think I'm gonna watch the new episode of 24

I shook my head when I saw you log onto WoW tonight. :(

Saw Coraline tonight. :D
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: elektrikluv on February 15, 2009, 07:06:01 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 14, 2009, 11:17:30 PM
Quote from: George Orwell
By using stale metaphors, similes, and idioms, you save much mental effort, at the cost of leaving your meaning vague, not only for your reader but for yourself. This is the significance of mixed metaphors. The sole aim of a metaphor is to call up a visual image. When these images clash — as in The Fascist octopus has sung its swan song, the jackboot is thrown into the melting pot — it can be taken as certain that the writer is not seeing a mental image of the objects he is naming; in other words he is not really thinking.

the problems with my looks don't really have anything to do with being in shape or whatever, I can probably fix that. it's bad skin, bad undereye area, bloodshot eyes etc. not really correctable (acne scar treatments don't really work as far as I can tell, and are too expensive anyway) and I'm not especially bad looking, I'm just not attractive enough to attract women. yes, other average-looking men do ok, but the point is that even when I was quite attractive and in shape, I didn't have any success so clearly, for whatever reason the threshold is higher for me. Other people have some mitigating X factor I don't, I guess.

anyway my personality is a much bigger problem, and that is not correctable either.

Dude, you don't have to be even remotely attractive to attract women. It is rarely a factor. It seems like to me you're just trying to justify your lack of history with women by blaming it on futile stuff, i.e. acne, dark circles or whatever. I highly doubt the threshold is higher for you, but what you are lacking is self-esteem, I mean your total outlook is completely dismal and for that alone I'm not surprised that you don't succeed with women.
But anyway this 'not attractive enough to attract women' is complete bullshit, I've seen your pictures and there is no way your appearance would be the reason for your luck, not in the slightest. Its just the most obvious way you can try and place blame, but I'm telling you now that its not. I don't really know enough about your personality, but if you're sporting this dismal cynical loss of hope attitude then it is most definitely that.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2009, 10:35:47 AM: Quote from: elektrikluv on February 15, 2009, 07:06:01 AM
Dude, you don't have to be even remotely attractive to attract women. It is rarely a factor.

Living proof.

Quote
But anyway this 'not attractive enough to attract women' is complete bullshit, I've seen your pictures and there is no way your appearance would be the reason for your luck, not in the slightest.

I think elektrikluv is hitting on you, dude.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 15, 2009, 10:38:03 AM: Quote from: Malek on February 12, 2009, 03:27:24 PM
I'm going to . . . drink an entire 750 ml bottle of vodka. I haven't done it yet. Kind of weaksauce.

Still managed to fail on Valentine's Day, even with an easy goal. :'(

LOL @ Kosma
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 15, 2009, 10:42:10 AM: Malek is a punk bitch.

Oh, I was dodging this girl's phone calls all day yesterday and the day before. She told me nonchalantly on Monday or Tuesday night (after incessantly calling me for a week straight), shortly after talking about her iTunes playlist, that she was date raped. She didn't even go to the police or anything. I don't even know how to respond to that. I felt like kind of a dick ignoring her calls as I put up Street Fighter IV posters in my room and playing XBL with some Left Coasters, but really, c'mon.

My gut tells me if you're date raped, there's some kind of sense of urgency - not a "oh and btw the way, i was date raped" conversation bomb shortly after boring me to near sleep about an iTunes playlist.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: tiesto on February 15, 2009, 11:45:27 AM: I couldn't even get my single friends to go out to a bar last nite in an attempt to pick up desperate chicks, so I sat at home and played Genesis Collection. FML
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 11:54:01 AM: by 'them' do you mean a bunch of dudes? then yes.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on February 15, 2009, 11:56:26 AM: I spent the entire valentine's day beating off, it was spectacular. Will do again.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 15, 2009, 01:43:07 PM: Blow them off.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2009, 10:08:31 PM: So you went with her? Didn't go go then?
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Diunx on February 15, 2009, 10:20:15 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 10:11:19 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 15, 2009, 10:08:31 PM
So you went with her? Didn't go go then?

I'm convinced her parents hate me.

That may be good for you, most girls love drama in their life.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: FatalT on February 15, 2009, 11:16:02 PM: Quote from: Green Man on February 15, 2009, 10:43:50 PM
I'm talking about her parents, jackass.

No reason to be a dick man. Shinobi just had a little trouble with reading comprehension.
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: CrystalGemini on February 18, 2009, 03:33:38 AM: Quote from: etiolate on February 15, 2009, 04:15:39 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 15, 2009, 01:27:07 AM
Taking a break. Think I'm gonna watch the new episode of 24

I shook my head when I saw you log onto WoW tonight. :(

So what was your excuse? ::)
Title: Re: Evilbore challenge: Get a date for Valentine's Day (and be amesome!)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 18, 2009, 03:40:03 AM: Actually outside of today, I haven't seen him on much!