THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on December 06, 2006, 01:44:20 PM
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Being nice means always being last
You gotta be mean and be an ass
If you're nice won't get much pussy
If you're a dick, you won't be considered a wussy
For all the nice guys out there just do yourself a favor and kill yourself
Or Become a dick like me and spam Electronics Boutique
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oh fuck off
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gee, thanks for the revelation, Himuro ::)
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I thought you were leaving.
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OA is pure shit. It has melted my brain and I'm feeling the after effects.
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Being nice pays off if you arent some sap looking for handouts.
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Phoenix Dark? >:(
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OA is pure shit. It has melted my brain and I'm feeling the after effects.
it's GAF that kills people's minds with its idiotic group-think
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:lol
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Being nice means always being last
You gotta be mean and be an ass
If you're nice won't get much pussy
If you're a dick, you won't be considered a wussy
For all the nice guys out there just do yourself a favor and kill yourself
Or Become a dick like me and spam Electronics Boutique
Please stop mistaking confidence for dickheadedness
be confident, be sexy, and be nice. The girl will go for you over that scum bag who's a cocky dick to them.
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be confident, be sexy, and be nice. The girl will go for you over that scum bag who's a cocky dick to them.
that's not a proven theory
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be confident, be sexy, and be nice. The girl will go for you over that scum bag who's a cocky dick to them.
that's not a proven theory
Well technically if the girl goes for the cocky asshole then she's a girl you never would've wanted in the first place ;)
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lolz
being an outright asshole doesn't work. But being a super nice guy usually doesn't work either. Because usually the super nice guys are pushovers and pussies. Be confident in yourself. Be able to talk to her like she's a friend and not on a pedestal. And yeah, you can play some assholish games. One day, when you said you'd call her, don't. Don't just pick up the phone one day and be "lolz, you're a dirty slut har har." Find a nice in between.
JUST DON'T BE A FUCKING PANSY.
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Yeah well like, Jean totally dug Logan and he was a fucking douchebag.
So the moral of the story is: Be whatever you want. If you're not a beautifully rugged man that can heal in seconds and make GIANT FUCKING METAL CLAWS come out of your hands, the battle's already lost.
Also, comic book women apparently love persistance.
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Being nice hasn't done anything for me but get a few "aww, you're so nice" quips from chicks as they walk through doors I hold or marvel at the types of people I be-friend.
I have come to the conclusion that many young women just want to be treated like shit, called bitches, and viewed as objects. Hell, that's certainly what many of their favorite music tells them. The challenge to melt a "bad boy's" heart seems like the quest for the holy grail to many of them, and no matter what happens they'll chase these losers. Yet what about us regular guys who aren't loud and disrespectful? Apparently we're forever placed in "friend" territory, and taken for granted as if we're the stereotypical gay friend.
I have given up on young women. If I can't find one mature enough to realize that expensive cars are nice, but it's moot if the guy is working at McDonalds and living in "the projects" - then why waste my time? I'm certainly not going to find a black chick on my wave length considering it seems like many of them are the most blatant offenders of the "yes he's an idiot, but he loves me..." mindset.
Solution? As Jack Black said in School of Rock, just give up. You're not going to win as a nice guy. So you might as well save yourself the heart ache and wait. Wait, grow older, and when your female friends become older maybe then you'll find one who appreciates a man who doesn't stay out that late, is funny, treats them like a human being (not an object, and not a princess) but recognizes the emotional differences (or at least tries to), and will take care of them if given the opportunity.
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Just be stoic, girls dig that.
Taker yer lumps as if its nuthin. Cause yer FUKIN HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just be stoic, girls dig that.
Bull. Fucking. Shit.
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Who cares, im stoic about it.
Stoicism is the shit, girl or no girl. When youre about to die you can wander out into the desert with a gun knowing you've lived, and you'll die on your feet when the gun runs outta bullets and you bet it all on one moment as your hands grip around the neck of one of natures wildest predators.
I might be confusing stoicsm in the classical sense with BEING AWESOME
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MAF is pretty much right, as always.
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Who cares, im stoic about it.
Stoicism is the shit, girl or no girl. When youre about to die you can wander out into the desert with a gun knowing you've lived, and you'll die on your feet when the gun runs outta bullets and you bet it all on one moment as your hands grip around the neck of one of natures wildest predators.
I might be confusing stoicsm in the classical sense with BEING AWESOME
:lol :lol :lol
Indeed
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I think there's a lot to be said for just being AN AWESOME DUDE.
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I'm certainly not awesome. I don't talk much, but when I do I make my classmates laugh. It's hard to have musical discussions with me because most people don't seem to know who Mos Def, Talib, Kweli, and fucking Common are. And when I tell people I love Pink Floyd I always get the "I've never met a black guy who liked rock!" quip. Yeah, conversations can be a bitch.
I like my own company. I love coming home to a quiet house and knowing I can do whatever I want. But I'm certainly not anti-social; I don't like being in social environments that much, but I don't have any trouble adapting to them when need be.
There's nothing worse than being there for a chick as she gets over the breakup with some asshole who cheated on her and THEN watch her make the exact same mistake by choosing another loser...who cheats on her again.
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Awesome people adopt the live and let live policy, but otherwise dont attempt to make impressions on people. They tend to be very self-sufficient both on an emotional and practical level. They fill their time doing all the things they like to do that they are capable of doing instead of bemoaning an existence filled with things they cannot do. They also tend to find happiness in the simple fact that their pratical nature has afforded them the chance to do the things they love. If confronted with an obstacle their first reaction is to deal with it using all of their experience, and if needed, ask for help from others.
In short, Awesome People spend more time defining themselves than waiting on others to do it for them. Be awesome people! WHISKEY SOURS!
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Awesome people adopt the live and let live policy, but otherwise dont attempt to make impressions on people. They tend to be very self-sufficient both on an emotional and practical level. They fill their time doing all the things they like to do that they are capable of doing instead of bemoaning an existence filled with things they cannot do. They also tend to find happiness in the simple fact that their pratical nature has afforded them the chance to do the things they love. If confronted with an obstacle their first reaction is to deal with it using all of their experience, and if needed, ask for help from others.
In short, Awesome People spend more time defining themselves than waiting on others to do it for them. Be awesome people! WHISKEY SOURS!
By that definition I'm awesome though, but I don't feel awesome. What's the point in being awesome if no one else thinks you are? Then you're just John Kerry :(
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The point of being awesome is that there are going to be several points in your life where it all depends on you and you alone. If you are not up to that challenge you will end up alone in the worst sort of ways.
Worse you might end up one of those people who gives up and BLAMES THE WORLD.
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The point of being awesome is that there are going to be several points in your life where it all depends on you and you alone. If you are not up to that challenge you will end up alone in the worst sort of ways.
Worse you might end up one of those people who gives up and BLAMES THE WORLD.
Maybe you're right Uncle Ben Bones
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Also id like to point out that Awesome People tend to attract other Awesome People and thus form lasting bonds that carry them through life, even IF Dinosaurs are cloned and survival is paramount.
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Also id like to point out that Awesome People tend to attract other Awesome People and thus form lasting bonds that carry them through life, even IF Dinosaurs are cloned and survival is paramount.
Is that why we're friends?
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WE ARE NOT FRIENDS! WE ARE BROTHERS WHO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM!
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HYAH! CLISH CLASH!
We fight people like Himuro, liberate whole villages and eat elephants for breakfast.
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Exciting!
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Can I join your club? :(
My mother says I have blood clots, but I can still kill baby seals with one punch to the face
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You'll be part of the reserves, youre too busy with school to participate full time!
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If I dropped out of school wouldn't I be more awesome!
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Awesome people dont run from obstacles, they SMASH THEM....im not advocating vandalism btw
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Nice guys are hot. :-*
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Hot is female for AWESOME
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Phoenix, you can't drop out of school. We can't have a loser in our midst. <3
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I was just kidding duh
Meh I'll be woman-less for years no doubt. Oh well. More me time!
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Well dont resign yourself to it, just give it less priority.
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As I said I'm not even thinking about women right now. Pfft I need to get ME in order first.
MAF do you have a girlfriend?
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What you should really do, is find a hot girl with a weak looking boyfriend. One day, go right up to him and punch him between the eyes. Tell him "Where's my fucking money, bitch?!" Hold him by his collar like in Goodfellas and keep punching him between the eyes (this will make his eyes tear up and he won't be able to see and he'll look like a bitch). She's going to think he owes you money, and he's going to look like a bum, a pansy and a bitch that can't fight. She'll swoon for you. Look him in the eyes and say "You've got til next week, bitch!" and thrust a final knee to face. Then wipe some blood off your fist and walk away like nothing.
I'm fucking telling you, PD.
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So,
I'm a pacifist.
I'm pretty much fucked, aren't I?
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So,
I'm a pacifist.
I'm pretty much fucked, aren't I?
Same here.
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Had a girlfriend about 2-3 years ago. She was great, but I had to leave Arizona and I guess she couldnt bear to leave that crappy state. Since then *shrug*. I go out with friends, do what I like, enjoy the booze.
The point I am trying to get across with you is that until you are happy with yourself, you can never hope to keep a good woman happy. Cause you'll be all waa do you really like me, I dont like me, do you REALLY like me?! VALIDATE ME!!!!
Women dont like jerks and assholes, they like men who are secure with themselves. UNFORTUNATELY jerks and assholes APPEAR secure with themselves. Later on it is realized that they aren't secure with themselves and channel their insecurity through blind rage and fists.
PS: You dont need to kick people's ass to be strong :p
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I'm pretty secure with myself so I don't think that'll be much of a prob. Everyone needs to get themselves together at times, and that's what I'm doing now that I live outside the house.
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Just choose what you wanna do and as the japanese insist, SHOW NO HESISTATION.
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PS: You dont need to kick people's ass to be strong :p
Shh, I'm awaiting the "I got my ass kicked" thread.
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Haha, that's EVIL
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I'm secure enough about myself.
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God Phoenix Dark, stick a tampon in it.
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Nice guys are hot. :-*
but....you're dating Willco.
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Nice guys are hot. :-*
Yeah we know. I think it's best we just tell PD "yeah be an asshole!" because he'll get rid of one crappy girl who likes being treated like crap and that leaves more good women ;)
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Women dont like jerks and assholes, they like men who are secure with themselves. UNFORTUNATELY jerks and assholes APPEAR secure with themselves.
Which kind of defeats the initial bit. People don't understand confidence, especially the average female, so if you were really okay with yourself... would they notice? I don't think they do. They'll notice someone making a scene more, and that person is making a scene because they need the attention to suppliment their lack of real confidence. On the beneficial side, women think indifference is confidence as well, so that somewhat balances out the fact they are attracted to donkeys they think are horses, SO TO SPEAK.
Plus, the female mindset tends to maximize the minimal and that hurts 'nice guys' a lot.
Another factor is that people find safety in predictability and truly being yourself is not as much a predictable person as playing a persona. A 'jerk' is not really confident, but he is predictable. This also benefits the ego of the women, giving them a superiority in feeling that they are socially nicer than their partner, and it also feeds the secret quality factor(also part of maximize the minimal) in that the 'jerk' can be nice to them or have some redeeming quality that the female feels she is the only one who gets to see or appreciate. This make her more special and feeds her ego, as though she conquered the beast. The female ego and the history of roles are major factors to 'nice guys finishing last'.
On the male side, you can't be an absolute nice guy with no backbone. This isn't just a relationship based problem, but an all around problem with life. You have to be able to burn bridges, you have to at times stand up against someone you care about, because not all people are good, and that includes women.
You can, as a male, be a jerk or indifferent and it will(sadly) work more than the nice guy routine. The problem with this is that you are presenting a facade of who you are and no healthy relationship will come of this. The tendecy to adopt roles and the higher quality of life in American and other 1st world countries are two factors that don't mix well for the individuals mental and spiritual well being. This is why we have a lot of divorce. Game playing, role playing, facades... these things initialize relationships based upon lies and falsehoods. It is a dead end for love.
If you want love, be yourself and suffer the consequences.
If you just want to get laid? Then be an asshole. It will work the fastest. Sometimes I pretend to be mean just to continually test theories. This semister I acted more full of myself and indifferent and have recieved more female attention than I did in the previous two semisters. Outside of class I act polite and gentle, which is more like me, and recieve far less attention. It's unfortunate, but being a dick works.
If you find yourself chasing the women who ends up with the jerk, then you are getting trapped in the courtly love triangle and you need to avoid damsels in distress. Get out of that. If you want to know what the courtly love triangle is, then read about Arthur, Guinevere and Lancelot. These stories were meant to be about chastity and religious virtues, but got twisted into romance and love issues. Arthur and Lancelot were both Knights, and in the courtly love triangle the two men both believe they are like Knights. The male identified as the 'jerk' is the Arthur, the one she is with, he saves her physically and financially in a evolutionist view of attraction. The nice guy, is the Lancelot, who does everything for her and is there for her when she is sad, he is the emotional Knight. Both of them fight for the damsel, who recieves the social benefit of attention. So beware damsels in distress.
And Maf is right, strength isn't muscles or anything like that. Fred Rogers has a great quote on strength and I'll try to find it.
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This thread had NOTHING to do with relationships. GOD FUCKING DAMN PHOENIX DARK.
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This thread had NOTHING to do with relationships. GOD FUCKING DAMN PHOENIX DARK.
I would encourage everyone to put him on ignore until he learns how to be a decent human being. Life here is sooooo much easier with ignore.
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yeah phoenix dark is a jackass...I mean where the FUCK did that post come from?
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:lol :lol :lol
HimuOWNED
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This thread had NOTHING to do with relationships. GOD FUCKING DAMN PHOENIX DARK.
:lol
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you're not gonna start getting girls if you act like an asshole. you'll just seem disgruntled and lame. you have to find out a strategy that works for you, and you are comfortable with.
As for Phoenix, you are talking nonsense. You are still in college. Don't take time off to get yourself together. Don't be content with the fact that you're not getting chicks. This is the time to be chasing skirts. It might seem tough, but it won't get any easier than this. Don't feel like you're compromising your values by getting drunk and hooking up with other drunk people.
I think you were the one who said you were living in an off campus house. I would highly suggest throwing parties. Simply having an acceptable, "cool" reason to hang out with a girl is so important. Girls are reluctant to hang out with guys they don't know very well, becuase it's awkward, and they don't want to worry about sending the wrong signals if they're not sure if they like you. If you tell them to come to your party, they won't have to worry about these things, and you get to hang out with them. Plus, half the battle of getting laid is getting a girl back to your house.
The quantity and quality of girls I have been hooking up with this year has increased almost exponentially since I started throwing parties.
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Girls like bad boys thinking they'll change. Likewise, girls like nice boys thinking they'll never change...
It's that simple.
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Yeah well like, Jean totally dug Logan and he was a fucking douchebag.
So the moral of the story is: Be whatever you want. If you're not a beautifully rugged man that can heal in seconds and make GIANT FUCKING METAL CLAWS come out of your hands, the battle's already lost.
Also, comic book women apparently love persistance.
Because he's Wolverine, omgeeee! You would go for him too, admit it :D
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These threads always make me want to go hang myself. Christ.
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you're not gonna start getting girls if you act like an asshole. you'll just seem disgruntled and lame. you have to find out a strategy that works for you, and you are comfortable with.
As for Phoenix, you are talking nonsense. You are still in college. Don't take time off to get yourself together. Don't be content with the fact that you're not getting chicks. This is the time to be chasing skirts. It might seem tough, but it won't get any easier than this. Don't feel like you're compromising your values by getting drunk and hooking up with other drunk people.
I think you were the one who said you were living in an off campus house. I would highly suggest throwing parties. Simply having an acceptable, "cool" reason to hang out with a girl is so important. Girls are reluctant to hang out with guys they don't know very well, becuase it's awkward, and they don't want to worry about sending the wrong signals if they're not sure if they like you. If you tell them to come to your party, they won't have to worry about these things, and you get to hang out with them. Plus, half the battle of getting laid is getting a girl back to your house.
The quantity and quality of girls I have been hooking up with this year has increased almost exponentially since I started throwing parties.
I don't want to compromise my views on this just to get laid though.
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If PD throws a party, I'm crashing it. :-[
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I don't want to compromise my views on this just to get laid though.
Hook up with girls at a Bible Camp then. :hyper
Half the battle is getting them bored enough to want to have sex with us. Giggity Giggity Goo.
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SHIT*BIN
>:( >:( >:(
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:D
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:D
Money. The word you're looking for is money.
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Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
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:D
Money. The word you're looking for is money.
No... it's the newfound confidence he has. Yeah... that's it.
Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
Saying women only care about money is like saying men only care about breasts. Women care about other things and men care about other things, but the bigger the bra size and the bigger the wallet the happier both sexes are.
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I thought it was because he was a hot muffin stud. :-[
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NOEZ! IM A VICTIM OF BEING NICE NOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZZ
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This thread had fucking nothing to do with relationships at all. God damn you PD.
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NOEZ! IM A VICTIM OF BEING NICE NOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZZ
I'm not especially nice. I am almost never around people and I don't meet many women. I'm also painfully shy and I'm not one to pick up women I don't know. So my problems with the other sex have nothing to do with being too nice or even being too poor (since one's current financial situation isn't really important for college women).
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I'm a nice boy.
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:D
Money. The word you're looking for is money.
money only gets you the wrong kind of women, being a nice guy will get you the right kind just might take a little more time.
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8)
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::)
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8) 8)
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Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE
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Bitter Boogie.
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WHOA WHERE DID THAT COME FROM
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Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE
:rofl Dunno where that came from, but funny nonetheless.
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Lol jaded lonely guys unite rite lolz. WOMEN ONLY CAREZ BOUT MONEY! CANT BE MY SELF DEFEATING PERSONALITY! NO WAY! ITS CUZ THEY LOVE MONEYS!
lolz internet personality psycho-analyzing and making assumptions about people and never actually taking in a goddamned thing anyone might say in response to his rantings because he's too busy being the sole arbiter of how to BE AWESOME PEOPLE
:lol
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He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?
You whiny duders aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up. The reason you don't get dates isn't because you're "too nice" (which is so self-deluded as to be laughable); you aren't getting dates because you have some sort of social dysfunction that you're gonna hafta seriously confront and work on -- in your case, Boogie, a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.
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EVILBORE: WE KNOW DRAMA
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He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?
You folks aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up.
yes drinky you am right, all i do is make threads all day whining about how much my life sucks and what a loser I am. i just stay inside all day and post on the internet. maybe if I went outside once in a while, my life would be different, rite?
maybe you should tell me to hit the gym, too.
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I don't know what crawled up Boogie's ass, but the dude's on fire today. 8)
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I'm not saying Boogie isn't nice, but if he can't get a girl it probably isn't because he is a nice guy. Perhaps he is just a bore who isn't very charming.
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given that response, i'd suggest you stop bein' so fuckin' intense and scaring the folk out of people you meet in casual environments -- psycho!
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i have a defeatist attitude. look where i am now.
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a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.
Hey, I have a shitload of that!
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given that response, i'd suggest you stop bein' so fuckin' intense and scaring the folk out of people you meet in casual environments -- psycho!
yes, because everyone acts exactly like they do on the internet in real life! Just like you, rite Drinky? taco.
you aren't getting dates because you have some sort of social dysfunction that you're gonna hafta seriously confront and work on -- in your case, Boogie, a relaxed sense of humor and self-deprecation might be a good start.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, YOU DID NOT JUST TELL ME TO GET A SELF-DEPRECATING SENESE OF HUMOUR :o
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I sure hate all these relationship threads Himuro starts ;)
Also, boogie wishes he was awesome instead of a whiner.
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Boogie should channel that rage into charm, then he'd get all the ladies!
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:rofl
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This is awesome.
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He's the sole arbiter? Or maybe he's just a voice of the larger community of folks actually SOMEWHAT SATISFIED with their existence, and utterly fucking tired of your defeatist attitude?
You folks aren't "nice". You don't know what nice is. You're just playing the pussy victim wah wah card. Man the fuck up.
yes drinky you am right, all i do is make threads all day whining about how much my life sucks and what a loser I am. i just stay inside all day and post on the internet. maybe if I went outside once in a while, my life would be different, rite?
maybe you should tell me to hit the gym, too.
Yeah, I think they mistook you for Demon.
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I sure hate all these relationship threads Himuro starts ;)
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Fuck Phoenix Dark.
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I do in fact act like this in real-life, albeit marginally more diplomatically if it's my boss talkin' to me. I also managed to score dates consistently, and somehow got married despite being poor at the time and of average looks, so I think I got ya beat on that one.
And I don't think you get "self-deprecating sense of humor," Mister Bates, although I'm quite certain you get the "self-deprecating" part.
EDIT: Oops, forgot I slammed my boss for sucking at Halo. :(
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This thread just got awesome, quit yer bitching! :D
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I believe I can offer a glimpse into Boogie's first relationship:
(http://img.clubic.com/photo/00067857.jpg)
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OMG AWESOMEEEEEE!
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And I don't think you get "self-deprecating sense of humor," Mister Bates, although I'm quite certain you get the "self-deprecating" part.
sure thing, duder. Just keep pretending you know everything about me, and I won't bother trying to break into your own special world again.
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Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
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I believe I can offer a glimpse into Boogie's first relationship:
(http://img.clubic.com/photo/00067857.jpg)
LET ME IN THE HOUSE
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Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
Boogie is all ARGGGGGGH ARRRRRRGH RAGE and Drinky is all HAY GUYS, YOU'RE NOT SO SPECIAL and MrAngryFace is all I'M FINE JUSTY BEING ALONE and everyone else is all HAHAHAHAHA...
:)
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BOOGIE: If you were AWESOME you wouldnt slam being AWESOME
In short:
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7695/purpledrankxd9.jpg)
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Is purple drank gonna be another lame EvilBore meme, then? :/
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That picture just scares the fuck out of me, really.
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YOU DONT KNOW ME DOUG NONE OF YOU KNOW ME
(http://www.evilbore.com/images/boogie.jpg)
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You take that back Dark shake!!You know nothing about purple drank!!!
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I'm so glad I can't read Dark Shake posts. :hyper
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I think we've uncovered the latest EPISODE OF EVILBORE!
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BOOGIE: If you were AWESOME you wouldnt slam being AWESOME
In short:
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7695/purpledrankxd9.jpg)
like I said.
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Am I awesome? Please validate me. I'm being serious.
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I'm so glad Drinky can't read my posts. :hyper
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YOU DONT KNOW ME DOUG NONE OF YOU KNOW ME
(http://www.evilbore.com/images/boogie.jpg)
:lol :lol
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YOU ARE AWESOME DEMI!
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Holy shit Boogie is bringing the heat. Represent!
There's really nothing anyone can tell him about relationships imo. Dude it fit, outgoing, moderately good looking, nice, etc. It has to be something else.
Maybe women are turned off by your hairy arms?
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Am I awesome? Please validate me. I'm being serious.
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9382/untitled3vd7.jpg)
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That picture just scares the fuck out of me, really.
That picture makes me hope for a worldwide plague of some sort.
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Am I awesome? Please validate me. I'm being serious.
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9382/untitled3vd7.jpg)
I thought it was cute.
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God Demi YOU'LL NEVER BE BRITISH!!!!
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Bugger.
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There's really nothing anyone can tell him about relationships imo. Dude it fit, outgoing, moderately good looking, nice, etc. It has to be something else.
Gross social dysfunction, like I said. You should know -- can't you smell your own?
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Can we please get back to engraged Boogie?
(http://www.markwahlbergfan.com/fear/videocaps/fear42big.jpg)
LET ME IN THE HOUSE DOUG I AM GOING TO FUCK YOUR SKULL
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Willco owns this thread. :lol
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bollocks, not bugger :p
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People tell me I should be getting a lot of chicks too. I'm pretty awful, and it constantly depresses me. I post on evilbore in hopes of cheering myself up. I'm considering going down a life of drugs and booze.
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bollocks, not bugger :p
I love you.
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People tell me I should be getting a lot of chicks too. I'm pretty awful, and it constantly depresses me. I post on evilbore in hopes of cheering myself up. I'm considering going down a life of drugs and booze.
But then again, you do have an underaged cloudwalking ready to lick the dirt off your heals... :-*
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Beneath the glow of this hanging moon
Lies a city still and cold
Our silhouettes walk hand in hand
The drunken jukebox serenade
We pretend we're so innocent
Cause no one ever likes to hurt
Go take off that silver dress
And expose your naked heart
I'm not capable of love
That kind of love
That I felt when I was twenty one
Cause I'm not capable of love
That kind of love
That I felt when I was twenty one
Take it back
So happy birthday darling
Watch those candles melt away
Not unlike those chandeliers
At the bar where we both etched our names
Who would have thought we'd fall so hard
Who would have thought we'd fall so fast
Optimistic children
Clinging tight to all we never had
I'm not capable of love
That kind of love
That I felt when I was twenty one
Cause I'm not capable of love
That kind of love
Could I wish that I could take back
Take it back
You're the only one I want
I wish that I could take it back
Am I not capable of love
That kind of love
That I felt when I was twenty one
Cause I'd be right if I said
You're not my biggest regret
Could I wish that I could take it back
Cause I'm not capable of love
That kind of love
That I felt when I was twenty one
Take it back
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This thread... :lol
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Demi sounded pretty awesome on the phone, and his pics are pretty nice; looks like the kind of guy who'd attract women's attention to me.
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All you gotta do is whisper a little something British in Demi's ear, and his penis gets like one of those sticks you use to find water
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Demi sounded pretty awesome on the phone, and his pics are pretty nice; looks like the kind of guy who'd attract women's attention to me.
someone has a crush.
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All you gotta do is whisper a little something British in Demi's ear, and his penis gets like one of those sticks you use to find water
Lately I've had a hankering for Australian.
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Demi sounded pretty awesome on the phone, and his pics are pretty nice; looks like the kind of guy who'd attract women's attention to me.
Most woman don't want a life of pushing something up a ramp.
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Yeah at one point I thought Demi was British, but it seems he's American. :-\
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Nah he's American. He sounded young to me, like 18 or so
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Well, that's just his beautiful youth. Demi is a beatiful fellow. :-[ :-*
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He's 21.
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(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/4421/14449yn6.jpg)
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He's 21.
I know, but he sounded much younger lolz.
And he better come to Michigan and move away from his parents >:(
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Willco's offered to let me stay with him. Should I do it?
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demi cant get a girlfreidn coz everyone think he looks like his ava :(
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You don't find him attractive? He has an excellent personality. Very humorous, and secure with himself.
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i'm more attracted to johnathan ross
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I heard he's gay.
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He's really cute though.
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Isn't that dude pretty old though?
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Ross?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Jonathan_ross.jpg)
Frost?
(http://redsox.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Hot_Fuzz/edgar_wright__nick_frost__james_duval_comic-con_2006__1_.jpg)
No contest.
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Willco's offered to let me stay with him. Should I do it?
Michigan is closer
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cloudwalking and I are trying to convince demi to move with us.
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Does cloudwalking want the doublestuff from demi and her boyfriend or something?
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She just wants to move out of the house, I'm relocating and the two of us get along - it'd be a good fit. Then we realized, between the three of us (demi included), we'd get cheaper rent and be an adequate team of designers that are knowledgable with different skill sets. Plus, we could all play DS games during breaks.
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There's a lot of what-if's involved.
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umm...that's not who I was thinking of. I recant my statement.
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Like WHAT IF demi is too scared to do it!
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its nice to be nice, however nice guys finish last
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She just wants to move out of the house, I'm relocating and the two of us get along - it'd be a good fit. Then we realized, between the three of us (demi included), we'd get cheaper rent and be an adequate team of designers that are knowledgable with different skill sets. Plus, we could all play DS games during breaks.
I thought I read somwhere that she was moving to Japan.
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Damn, I wish I knew designing shit. I'd move with you guys. :P
You do owe me a shot of Jager, Willco.
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She is, but just not right now. So might as well join the S.S. Willco as he begins his fabulous voyage to the BAY AREA.
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She is, but just not right now. So might as well join the S.S. Willco as he begins his fabulous voyage to the BAY AREA.
CG doesn't mind that you're inviting two women to move in with you?
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First off, cloudwalking and CrystalGemini like one another and have spoken to one another - so nope. Second, she trusts me. :heartbeat
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Sounds nice. She will have a good time.
See, I told you I have a defeatist attitude.
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Come with me, demi.
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God, could you imagine Willco, Cloudwalking and Demi living togethor?
It would be like Three's Company, except with these guys:
(http://pickinicholas2.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/threeretards.jpg)
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So mean. :wag
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It'd be like living with TRIPOD?
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If they lived with me, they would at least have their own webhost to link pictures from.
It's nice having my skillset.
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ya, ok
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its nice to be nice, however nice guys finish last
See? Garnet agrees with my theory!
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its nice to be nice, however nice guys finish last
See? Garnet agrees with my theory!
BUT I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WASN'T ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS?
Also, Angry Boogie is AWESOME
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Well, I dunno about AWESOME, but he's pretty pissed about something.
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BUT I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WASN'T ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS?
THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT LIFE IN GENERAL
Being nice gets you eaten!
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Garnet likes it when I'm not so nice with that ass of hers.
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BUT I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WASN'T ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS?
THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT LIFE IN GENERAL
Being nice gets you eaten!
You girls better start acting nicer!
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Giggity giggity goo! :hyper :hyper :hyper