will download an hd rip in a few months
[youtube=560,345]zaEWLuVJee0[/youtube]:rock
The only true Transformers movie. :rock
The premise is that Shia goes out of town to attend college, cause he's not interested in hanging out with his transforming robot friends or his girlfriend Megan Fox, right?
I mean, I know you're not meant to carp about believability in action flicks, but...
second thread of this exact question.
the robot beat downs are TOTALLY worth sitting through the boring as shit human parts.
If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
Like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan!
Every review I've read has pretty much said it's nothing but loud, action with robots blowing stuff up and shots of Megan Fox's cleavage.
... This sounds awesome!
I dug the hell out of the action sequences in the first one - I've heard they're much improved since then.
Can't wait!
"Oh, no! The machine is buried in the pyramid! If they turn it on, it will destroy the sun! Not on my watch!"
"There are many great-looking babes in the film, who are made up to a flawless perfection and look just like real women, if you are a junior fanboy whose experience of the gender is limited to lad magazines."
Ebert popped a chubby confirmed
this thread isnt about bruno
why isnt this thread about bruno?
The premise is that Shia goes out of town to attend college, cause he's not interested in hanging out with his transforming robot friends or his girlfriend Megan Fox, right?
I mean, I know you're not meant to carp about believability in action flicks, but...
One of these days I want to be a man who has no problem with what other people do and like.
But I couldn't help feeling disgust at all these troglobytes laughing at dick and fart jokes. AND THEY APPLAUDED AT THE END. I guess I'll be a judgemental manchild for now.
One of these days I want to be a man who has no problem with what other people do and like.
But I couldn't help feeling disgust at all these troglobytes laughing at dick and fart jokes. AND THEY APPLAUDED AT THE END. I guess I'll be a judgemental manchild for now.
When I saw the movie, one guy tried to applaud at the end.
It was pretty funny when he stopped abrubtly because he found no one else joined in. ::)
This video sums up this summer for me:
[youtube=560,345]hcaNZ4iHSMw[/youtube]
:lol
The premise is that Shia goes out of town to attend college, cause he's not interested in hanging out with his transforming robot friends or his girlfriend Megan Fox, right?
I mean, I know you're not meant to carp about believability in action flicks, but...
I will love it. It will combine my love of trainwrecks and robot action.
spoiler (click to show/hide)That's fine and dandy, but when they walk outside they're in what appears to be a DESERT IN THE SOUTHWEST SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS. WHAT THE HELL?!?[close]
This was explained.
spoiler (click to show/hide)That's fine and dandy, but when they walk outside they're in what appears to be a DESERT IN THE SOUTHWEST SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS. WHAT THE HELL?!?[close]
This was explained.
This was different than the whole Jetfire teleporting everyone to Egypt thing. Jetfire tears down the walls in the Smithsonian and walks out into a field full of military transport planes surrounded by mountains which was clearly not in D.C. Unless I dozed off, I didn't see any teleporting happening until after that.
It was The Fallen that did that.
Stupid Question: Why do people watch movies that they know will be horrible?
Just to shit on the movie afterward?
Drinking games?
Unintentional humor?
Boredom?
Stupid Question: Why do people watch movies that they know will be horrible?
Just to shit on the movie afterward?
Drinking games?
Unintentional humor?
Boredom?
Because I like giant robots?
I will love it. It will combine my love of trainwrecks and robot action.
I would bet monies that they are going to kill Optimus in this one, with his eventual return in the third one. Because really, who wants to try and be original?
Maybe there is a script leak and someone already knows if I am right or wrong, but this is why I have that sneaking suspicion.
[youtube=560,345]U3_EXxwDpq0[/youtube]
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Maybe my childhood memories were asking for it, dressin that way. :(
there's these two robots that embody just about every shitty stereotype of black people you can think of, and i'm sure they are going to be legendary.
Skids and Mudflap, twin robots disguised as compact Chevys, constantly brawl and bicker in rap-inspired street slang. They're forced to acknowledge that they can't read. One has a gold tooth.
These two robots have all the trimmings from enormous jug ears, bug eyes, and a enormous gold tooth sticking out of one of their faces to speaking in high pitched voices that remind you of Chris Tucker in Friday. Mudflap and Skids are voiced by Black actor Reno Wilson, and comedian and voice talent Tom Kenny. The dialog suggests that the two robots will start popping a cap in another robot.
You know the absolute worst part? People in the theater fucking loved Mudflaps and Skids. I live in a somewhat racist area (Southeast Texas, about 10 minutes from Vidor), and walking out of the theater I actually heard a redneck in front of me say, "them two distinguished black fellow robots was the best part." My friends are already calling them the Decepticoons and the Jiggabots, while I'm just trying to forget that I paid to see this.
spoiler (click to show/hide)That's fine and dandy, but when they walk outside they're in what appears to be a DESERT IN THE SOUTHWEST SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS. WHAT THE HELL?!?[close]
This was explained.
This was different than the whole Jetfire teleporting everyone to Egypt thing. Jetfire tears down the walls in the Smithsonian and walks out into a field full of military transport planes surrounded by mountains which was clearly not in D.C. Unless I dozed off, I didn't see any teleporting happening until after that.
It was The Fallen that did that.
What? I guess I turned my brain off too much, because I just started laughing when they walked out of the Smithsonian into that field of airplanes in what was clearly not D.C.
You were kinda suppose to infer that it was him. They didn't blatantly go "PYRAMID ROBOT DID IT!"
Or maybe they did, I was too busy ignoring all the parts without robot on robot action. Going to see it again tomorrow. First movie Ive ever payed to see twice in theaters.
Edit: Will they ever make a live action gundam film? Hopefully based on G Gundam. Hell, will they ever finish Voltron or Robotech?
Stupid Question: Why do people watch movies that they know will be horrible?
Just to shit on the movie afterward?
Drinking games?
Unintentional humor?
Boredom?
Because I like giant robots?
I think it's hysterical. I am pretty sure it's a meta joke.
Stupid Question: Why do people watch movies that they know will be horrible?
Just to shit on the movie afterward?
Drinking games?
Unintentional humor?
Boredom?
Because I like giant robots?
Might as well watch Robot Jox then.
spoiler (click to show/hide)That's fine and dandy, but when they walk outside they're in what appears to be a DESERT IN THE SOUTHWEST SURROUNDED BY MOUNTAINS. WHAT THE HELL?!?[close]
This was explained.
This was different than the whole Jetfire teleporting everyone to Egypt thing. Jetfire tears down the walls in the Smithsonian and walks out into a field full of military transport planes surrounded by mountains which was clearly not in D.C. Unless I dozed off, I didn't see any teleporting happening until after that.
It was The Fallen that did that.
What? I guess I turned my brain off too much, because I just started laughing when they walked out of the Smithsonian into that field of airplanes in what was clearly not D.C.
You were kinda suppose to infer that it was him. They didn't blatantly go "PYRAMID ROBOT DID IT!"
Or maybe they did, I was too busy ignoring all the parts without robot on robot action. Going to see it again tomorrow. First movie Ive ever payed to see twice in theaters.
Edit: Will they ever make a live action gundam film? Hopefully based on G Gundam. Hell, will they ever finish Voltron or Robotech?
There is one...
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZQ9vWgAYJo[/youtube]
Woah, look at those graphics! Was this a SyFy original movie?
Why do you hate America so much, castle?
you misspelled "the rock" there bro
you misspelled "the rock" there bro
that was a good movie too.
Only in Amerikka one can direct a movie featuring nicca-robots.
smh
The Island was pretty good, because it was prob hard to fuck up a sci fi masterpiece book.
Only in Amerikka one can direct a movie featuring nicca-robots.
smh
u mad?
What about wacky-jappy robots?
Spaniardotrons?
I saw the movie earlier today. (spoilers and stuff ) One of my friends described it as a video game, and I agree. The "story" is bad enough to be average for video games, each scene feels more like a level since there is no connection between them and it's enjoyable for the CG orgy fights as long as you don't try and think. Nothing at all in the movie makes sense. It's like, at one point they're in a city, then they're in a busted old warehouse, then they're in a forest (???), then Mexico, then the city again, then the Air in Space Museum that has doors that lead into a desert (what?), which teleports them into Egypt...and somewhere along the way there are robots in some cyber jungle, and another time they are on Cybertron or something. But the fights look crazy. It's not quote Speed Racer levels of CG orgasm, just almost. And for some reason Optimus is a badass now. He fights the three strongest robots from the last movie and almost fucks them all up; in Transformers 1, he got rocked by Megatron alone. Then later on he basically fucks up the real ultimate power and Megatron like it was nothing. It's like Michael Bay decided to bring the rain, so he did. The last movie's black transformer wasn't black enough, so he made two unmistakable ones. The last movie only had a few "look at Megan Fox" scenes, so he made a lot more of the movie just shots of her acting sexy like.
Much better than Wolverine because the action was better and the story was more nonsensical
Local drive in is doing a double feature of Transformers 2 with ... Transfromers 2. That five hours of awesome.
Saw Transformers 2.
All in all, wayyyyyyy better than the first.
It's fucking funny
The human characters are actually likable this time
and the action - one of the biggest problems with the original - has been fixed completely due to the fact you can tell who is who, which I couldn't when watching the first.
They have three screens and each is always a double feature. The Transformers one just happens to not have a second movie this week. So it's actually Transformers three times since they repeat the first movie after the second for free.
It's actually a great deal on the weekend since you can see three movies for $7. After the double feature you just turn your car around for a third.
I liked the Twins "blend in like a ninja", they were harmless really.
I liked the Twins "blend in like a ninja", they were harmless really.
In the same way that Jar Jar is harmless, sure.
With a few days of reflection, I have to say that the movie is still shit.
Jar Jar had way too much time on screen. The Twins barely show up.
Jar Jar had way too much time on screen. The Twins barely show up.
They had as much screen time as Optimus Prime. And more than most of the other Autobots or Decepticons.
I saw WAY too much of their distinguished mentally-challenged gold teef.
Some things the twins said did make me laugh, but more often they made me roll my eyes. If you didn't get that they were ghetto (maybe not black, specifically, but def a mockery of ghetto life) you are in denial.
ps that is also a river in egypt.
The only thing I really, truly hated was that Bay spent what felt like ten hours leading up to this climatic robot duel that was terribly anti-climatic. How do you create a giant robot made up of like eight Transformers and have him just eat sand and die? How does Optimus Prime become, quite possibly, the coolest fucking toy ever created and fight "The Fallen" for like thirty seconds?
We sat through fifty hours of build up for that?
Pretty much everything after the Smithsonian felt like Michael Bay was dragging his feet in boots filled with lead.
The twins barely talked, and were barely the focus of the camera. Nothing like Jar Jar.they had more screen time and dialouge than all the transformers except perhaps optimus prime. Even then it's about even.
The twins barely talked, and were barely the focus of the camera. Nothing like Jar Jar.they had more screen time and dialouge than all the transformers except perhaps optimus prime. Even then it's about even.
In the theater right now waiting to see it for the first time. Bay better give me $7.50 worth of mayhem!
In the theater right now waiting to see it for the first time. Bay better give me $7.50 worth of mayhem!
Bay annihilated, Willco disgraced! Now, lets discuss the REAL moty
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
Transformers 1 was on tv last night, how can a movie with giant robots and Jon Voight as the president of the United States be so shitty?
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
GI Joe is going to be excellent, in a Robot Jox kind of way.
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
GI Joe is going to be excellent, in a Robot Jox kind of way.
Dude they fired the director of Van Helsing and replaced him with the director of Star Trek Nemesis.
No he wasn't.
Also, Robot Jox was amazing.
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
GI Joe is going to be excellent, in a Robot Jox kind of way.
Dude they fired the director of Van Helsing and replaced him with the director of Star Trek Nemesis.
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
GI Joe is going to be excellent, in a Robot Jox kind of way.
Dude they fired the director of Van Helsing and replaced him with the director of Star Trek Nemesis.spoiler (click to show/hide)WE'RE DOOMED.[close]
G.I. Joe is going to be even worse.
GI Joe is going to be excellent, in a Robot Jox kind of way.
Transformers 1 was on tv last night, how can a movie with giant robots and Jon Voight as the president of the United States be so shitty?
Voight was SecDef, not President. :P
(http://granterplanter.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/transformers-20090130-skids-mudflap-twins-game1.jpg)Chevrolet being associated with this won't be good... :-\
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In the ghettttttttttttooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...