Author Topic: Now that the elitists are gone, we can reach concensue on the soon-to-be-MOTY (Read 21904 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** June 22, 2009, 12:20:09 PM »

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!

... who is seeing it this week?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:20:51 PM »

second thread of this exact question.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:25:59 PM »

Probably next week.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:27:35 PM »

will download an hd rip in a few months

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:28:14 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 22, 2009, 12:27:35 PM

will download an hd rip in a few months

same. But I would go see it if I could.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:32:43 PM »

If you could? Are you living in Somalia?

Reviews are all over the place for the flick. I've read that it is the worst film ever made and that it is so awesome your balls will fall off. Years from now, like Bad Boys 2, it will be revered as a classic!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:33:44 PM »

I have no one to go with and don't want to go alone.

Bad Boys 2

Bocsius · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:36:08 PM »

I'll stick with the 80s cartoon version.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:36:52 PM »

I'm taking my 15-year old nephew on Thursday. Should be fun.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:37:24 PM »

Bad Boys 2 is an awesome movie. It's just so mean spirited. When Big Will and Martin destroy an entire Cuban village by driving an H2 through it. So good.

Costanza · « **Reply #10 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:50:35 PM »

a cam of this just leaked

I'll wait for IMAX.

Guybrush Threepwood · « **Reply #11 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:55:05 PM »

The CGI in this movie is embarrassingly bad.

Please stop using CGI in movies until it actually looks real.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 22, 2009, 12:56:56 PM »

not going to see this

bayformers

leper borys

Tauntaun · « **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:08:24 PM »

Tucah · « **Reply #14 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:14:06 PM »

Will see this. It might be bad, but the first movie was better than the cartoon ever was so I'll probably like this too.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #15 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:22:19 PM »

Yes, lets help EB with topics. I'll prob go see it this weekend.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #16 on:** June 22, 2009, 01:55:24 PM »

[youtube=560,345]zaEWLuVJee0[/youtube]

The only true Transformers movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:01:46 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2009, 01:55:24 PM

[youtube=560,345]zaEWLuVJee0[/youtube]

The only true Transformers movie.

and speaking of which...

The only true GI Joe movie

[youtube=560,345]x46H6gNeEmI[/youtube]

jiji · « **Reply #18 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:17:45 PM »

Bay

Bayformers

Cyanista · « **Reply #19 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:00:36 PM »

This is certainly going to be awful.

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I'm going with friends to the midnight release, lol

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Kestastrophe · « **Reply #20 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:21:28 PM »

I do it out of love Borys

You're ok when you're not making 80+ threads a day

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #21 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:22:35 PM »

The media blitz for this movie is remincient of Shrek 2 and Xmen Origins. So its going to be worse than the shitty first entry. Hyuck Hyuck.

Mandark · « **Reply #22 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:27:18 PM »

The premise is that Shia goes out of town to attend college, cause he's not interested in hanging out with his transforming robot friends or his girlfriend Megan Fox, right?

I mean, I know you're not meant to carp about believability in action flicks, but...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** June 22, 2009, 03:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 22, 2009, 03:27:18 PM

The premise is that Shia goes out of town to attend college, cause he's not interested in hanging out with his transforming robot friends or his girlfriend Megan Fox, right?

I mean, I know you're not meant to carp about believability in action flicks, but...

Seriously any other dude would be chillin with the robots and gettin dat girl down on lock (pregnant).

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butt pregnant

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Bildi · « **Reply #24 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:15:39 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on June 22, 2009, 12:20:51 PM

second thread of this exact question.

On the upside, it's still the second-funniest thread this year.

Ellrick · « **Reply #25 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:22:39 PM »

I would bet monies that they are going to kill Optimus in this one, with his eventual return in the third one. Because really, who wants to try and be original?

Maybe there is a script leak and someone already knows if I am right or wrong, but this is why I have that sneaking suspicion.
[youtube=560,345]U3_EXxwDpq0[/youtube]

Maybe my childhood memories were asking for it, dressin that way.

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:23:49 PM »

I hope that a decent TS comes out next week.

Bildi · « **Reply #27 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:26:03 PM »

Same here, I'm sick of ones that just look like a man with tits on. You gotta look like a chick with a dick.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #28 on:** June 22, 2009, 08:12:30 PM »

Michael Bay

Bad Boys II

Explosions

bork · « **Reply #29 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:19:41 PM »

Seeing it either thursday or friday! Gonna go to the theater, turn my brain off, and have nostalgia-infused and Megan Fox-ogling fun!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #30 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:23:44 PM »

I was planning on loading up a bag of cutlery and bashing it in my face for 2.5 hours...should roughly simulate the Transformers 2 experience.

Bildi · « **Reply #31 on:** June 22, 2009, 10:11:54 PM »

You guys are crazy. I received Transformers as a gift on DVD, and still regretted it.

Veidt · « **Reply #32 on:** June 22, 2009, 10:15:59 PM »

That's because you don't have the Blu-Ray.

Only possible on the ps3

Bildi · « **Reply #33 on:** June 22, 2009, 10:17:21 PM »

You so crazy Veidt.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 22, 2009, 10:27:08 PM »

never seeing this garbage

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** June 23, 2009, 12:36:59 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on June 22, 2009, 10:17:14 PM

the robot beat downs are TOTALLY worth sitting through the boring as shit human parts.

Yeah, those ten minutes were pretty awesome.

Bildi · « **Reply #36 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:02:13 AM »

If remember right the Autobots assemble an hour in, the Decepticons assemble 1.5 hours in and then you have a few minutes of fighting at the end.

The first 45 minutes of the film could have easily been jettisoned.

I know what you're saying Green Man, but the human to robot imbalance was just beyond ridiculous.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #37 on:** June 23, 2009, 04:39:17 PM »

The Holy Trinity (Me, Billyofcourse, and our friend Wes) are going to see this tonight.

God help us.

jiji · « **Reply #38 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:04:23 PM »

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090623/REVIEWS/906239997

Ebert

Tucah · « **Reply #39 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:09:12 PM »

Ebert review is great

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If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.

Sounds awesome, will see tomorrow.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #40 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:13:00 PM »

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Like watching paint dry while getting hit over the head with a frying pan!

Wish I thought of that line in my rant.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #41 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:15:21 PM »

Ebert's review was great. Still gonna see this, though.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:22:22 PM »

Every review I've read has pretty much said it's nothing but loud, action with robots blowing stuff up and shots of Megan Fox's cleavage.

... This sounds awesome!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:29:30 PM »

Sounds a lot like the first movie, which was very potent brain poison.

Actually, if that's all that Transformers was, I would probably enjoy it a lot more than I do. Sadly, it isn't. Because for every robot fight we get five long scenes of Sam's parents being mind-numbingly stupid, a government agent getting peed on, Jon Voight chasing a tiny robot inside a warehouse, blatant product placement, or paragraphs of pointless dialogue. And in the actual action scenes it's hard to see what's happening in the action scenes and they're inter-spliced with soldiers talking to someone at an Indian call center or whatever.

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #44 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:32:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 23, 2009, 05:22:22 PM

Every review I've read has pretty much said it's nothing but loud, action with robots blowing stuff up and shots of Megan Fox's cleavage.

... This sounds awesome!

Yeah but the action isn't even fun. It's badly choreographed, shot and edited.

Seriously - it feels like a series of high-budget, no sense, 'Power Rangers' style giant boss fights.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM »

I dug the hell out of the action sequences in the first one - I've heard they're much improved since then.

Can't wait!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Willco on June 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM

I dug the hell out of the action sequences in the first one - I've heard they're much improved since then.

Can't wait!

Yeah, the action scenes were awesome. Kinda. But they were barely a third of the movie. Maybe if that other two-thirds of movie had actually had at least some redeeming qualities, I would be interested in seeing a sequel that did the same kind of thing. As it stands, there's no point at all. If I want to see robots bashing at each other I'll just pop in Transformers 1 and bypass all the scenes with talking.

Diunx · « **Reply #47 on:** June 23, 2009, 05:49:39 PM »

The action sequences were very very awful in the first one, I can't believe you guys are spending money on this turd.

Robo · « **Reply #48 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:00:49 PM »

I love the trailer. I always crack up when Megaladon or whatever the fuck that thing is called swats the American flag off that bridge. How dare that space robot disrespect America!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #49 on:** June 23, 2009, 06:05:12 PM »

Ebert sums up the story:

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"Oh, no! The machine is buried in the pyramid! If they turn it on, it will destroy the sun! Not on my watch!"

This is actually going to be worse than the wolverine movie.

drew · « **Reply #50 on:** June 23, 2009, 07:42:13 PM »

this thread isnt about bruno

why isnt this thread about bruno?

Diunx · « **Reply #51 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:00:07 PM »

Bruno is going to be amazing, probably the movie of the year if Avatar gets delayed.

Diunx · « **Reply #52 on:** June 23, 2009, 08:00:52 PM »

Did Transformers have sweet robot action?

Robo · « **Reply #53 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:00:28 PM »

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demi · « **Reply #54 on:** June 23, 2009, 09:04:35 PM »

"There are many great-looking babes in the film, who are made up to a flawless perfection and look just like real women, if you are a junior fanboy whose experience of the gender is limited to lad magazines."

Ebert popped a chubby confirmed

tehjaybo · « **Reply #55 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:14:25 AM »

I am standing in line for Bayformers 2. Why am I doing this to myself?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:31:49 AM »

Don't lie - Cohen and Co. aren't here to mock you! We will embrace you!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #57 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:43:57 AM »

Quote from: demi on June 23, 2009, 09:04:35 PM

"There are many great-looking babes in the film, who are made up to a flawless perfection and look just like real women, if you are a junior fanboy whose experience of the gender is limited to lad magazines."

Ebert popped a chubby confirmed

yeah, sounds like he drooled

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too mean?

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #58 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:26:37 AM »

Quote from: Drewsy on June 23, 2009, 07:42:13 PM

this thread isnt about bruno

why isnt this thread about bruno?

We're not into that gay stuff here, thanks.

demi · « **Reply #59 on:** June 24, 2009, 01:32:02 AM »

This is movie of the year, sorry

http://www.bearcitythemovie.com/

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Author Topic: Now that the elitists are gone, we can reach concensue on the soon-to-be-MOTY (Read 21904 times)