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Title: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: pollo on October 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch chicken, topped with jalapeno cheddar, slathered with sour cream, tomatoes, onions, salsa n all other fixins, basted with avocado paste, walls bursting with rice, wrapped in --slightly crunchy, yet soft as it melts on my palette -- toasted tortilla flour burrito.

 :heart

And the Type 2 will be worth it.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: ch1nchilla on October 30, 2009, 12:54:28 PM
Is this the day where they give out free shit to everybody?
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 12:59:46 PM
Thanks a lot, asshole, I thought this was going to be about free burritos
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 01:03:07 PM
I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: tehjaybo on October 30, 2009, 01:09:45 PM
In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch

Stopped reading to furiously masturbate.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: jiji on October 30, 2009, 01:11:13 PM
Chipotle day is fat day.  >:(  Otherwise I'd go there more often.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Robo on October 30, 2009, 01:12:50 PM
Baja Fresh is better.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Ganhyun on October 30, 2009, 01:34:36 PM
In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch chicken


Stopped reading to furiously masturbate.

So we got a chicken licker and a chicken choker in this thread already.*


*Damn u tehjaybo for beating me to the punch.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: tehjaybo on October 30, 2009, 01:49:21 PM
Ba dum, pshh.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 01:52:39 PM
Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: tehjaybo on October 30, 2009, 02:08:58 PM
Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.

I am sooooo in.  Just gotta dust off the burrito costume.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 30, 2009, 02:31:29 PM
We don't have a Chiptole around here I don't think, but there was one up in Ohio and it was omfg so good
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2009, 02:43:08 PM
Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 02:47:31 PM
Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.
I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.
Chipotle is pretty much the Jack in the Box of burritos, but I don't know how anyone can find it straight up nasty ???
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 02:48:47 PM
Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.
I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.
Chipotle is pretty much the Jack in the Box of burritos, but I don't know how anyone can find it straight up nasty ???

Their rice tasted horrible and the chicken was okay, but not great. Overall, it just wasn't a good experience.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2009, 02:50:56 PM
The rice is gross and has cilantro in it  :yuck

The meat is so incredibly bland.  The chicken tastes like soft chalk.

Their beans are pretty good.

I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew

I think it's just because burritos are my favorite thing ever.  And there are tons of taquerias around here.  So when I ate chipotle it was just disgusting.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Tauntaun on October 30, 2009, 02:53:11 PM
In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch (http://x9b.xanga.com/2e4f300a09032232842266/t183694319.gif)

fixed
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 02:54:29 PM
The rice is pretty bland, yeah, and I've never had their chicken, so maybe it does suck dicks and I don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew
>:( What kind of Mexican are you?
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2009, 02:56:17 PM
The kind doesn't shovel green apple splatter caca into their mouth.  ew ew ew ew  :yuck
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Robo on October 30, 2009, 02:57:52 PM
Guacamole ruins everything it touches.  It's the George Lucas of foods.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 02:58:00 PM
Chipotle is awesome. You guys have no taste.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 02:58:25 PM
Guacamole ruins everything it touches.  It's the George Lucas of foods.

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Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 03:01:10 PM
Chipotle is awesome. You guys have no taste.

I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:03:40 PM
Quote
I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.

apples and oranges
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: etiolate on October 30, 2009, 03:11:35 PM
(http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/south-park-billy-mays-chipotlaway.jpg)
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 03:14:49 PM
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I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.

apples and oranges

Yeah, I guess you're right. The local place tastes great and Chipotle doesn't, you can't really compare them.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM
Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 03:21:44 PM
Coincidentally, Saturday is "Don't Stray Too Far From a Toilet" Day!


and unleper FoC, Chipotle is not bad at all.  Really the best fast food option out there. 
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 03:22:57 PM
Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.
Wow, I thought you were kidding http://news.lalate.com/2009/10/30/chipotle-free-burrito-day-2/

edit: All you guacamole haters suck
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Brehvolution on October 30, 2009, 03:23:00 PM
Guacamole ruins everything it touches.  It's the George Lucas of foods.

Guacassholey is what it tastes like.  :yuck
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 03:24:27 PM
My sister also hates guacamole.  I haven't talked to her since she told me that....15 years ago  :maf
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Tauntaun on October 30, 2009, 03:26:27 PM
You hardcore son.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 03:27:01 PM
You hardcore son.


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 03:28:14 PM
But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on.

Not if they taste like the ones at Chipotle I don't.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:32:02 PM
(http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/guacamole2iv%20500X374.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LC3jTcyuOew/Sf3XrafMuNI/AAAAAAAABK8/KxSjJtNTEm8/s400/guacamole2.jpg)
(http://julieanded.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/guacamole.jpg)

mmmmmm
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 30, 2009, 03:44:24 PM
Depends on the use of guac.  I like it in various sandwiches but I don't really like it by itself.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:46:12 PM
I would drink bottled Guac if they sold it.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: M3wThr33 on October 30, 2009, 04:52:58 PM
It's still the 31st (Saturday) according to the newsletter they sent out.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: pollo on October 30, 2009, 05:24:19 PM
I saw that sign for a Free Burrito while I was waiting on line. Contemplating about doing it. The problem is the nearest Chipotle is 30 miles away...hrmmmm
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2009, 05:29:27 PM
Guacamole is avocados mixed down to a paste, how can one hate on that :drool
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on October 30, 2009, 05:39:21 PM
Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.
or I could pay 3.25 at my local mexican place and get good food.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Diunx on October 30, 2009, 05:39:41 PM
I hate avocados :yuck
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2009, 05:42:16 PM
Avocados with rice and beans is... is... I can't explain it so I'll just that it's like Mupepe spunking in my mouf'

Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.
or I could pay 3.25 at my local mexican place and get good food.

Pretty much. If I lived in the west or Texas, I'd go to some local place instead of a chain.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Brehvolution on October 30, 2009, 05:44:29 PM
(http://i35.tinypic.com/30svax0.jpg)
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 05:52:49 PM
See-- that guy knows what's up!  He's slurping up a puddle of guacamole.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 06:00:05 PM
See-- that guy knows what's up!  He's slurping up a puddle of guacamole.
Yeah, I'm jealous because its only 4 here and i have to wait another hour before I can get some guac.  :'(
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
Pretty much. If I lived in the west or Texas, I'd go to some local place instead of a chain.

That's pretty much what I do. There's a great Mexican place about twenty miles north and another twenty miles south of where I live, so I hit them up from time to time when I want to eat some Tex-Mex.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 06:04:16 PM
I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 06:05:18 PM
I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2

super chipotle 2 will totally be out in 2010.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 06:06:26 PM
I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2

:rofl
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 06:08:16 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 06:09:20 PM
God damnit. Tabs FTL
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 30, 2009, 06:18:29 PM
Back on topic, Chipotle is overpriced, tasteless shit.

Unsurprisingly, it was once owned by McDonald's.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Draft on October 30, 2009, 06:24:37 PM
California Tortilla > Baja Fresh > Chipotle

Baja Fresh makes my fingers smell like I just got done banging a Mexican.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Robo on October 30, 2009, 06:49:06 PM
California Tortilla :rock

I do love the shit out of Baja Fresh, though.  It makes my mouth smell like I just got done slobbin' on a Mexican knobby.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: M3wThr33 on October 30, 2009, 07:32:14 PM
I had to look up what California Tortilla is.
I laughed when I saw their locations.
Virgina, DC and Maryland?
Hahaha... I'm sure it's authentic.

However, California Pizza Kitchen really IS from California.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Robo on October 30, 2009, 08:02:15 PM
Its lack of Californian authenticity is a plus.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: drew on October 30, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
pulled pork is where its @
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 30, 2009, 08:11:25 PM
The red chili salsa is fucking amazing.  just wish it wasn't mexican drano  :'(
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: tiesto on October 30, 2009, 10:50:59 PM
I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew

Pshaw, and you call yourself a Mexican!

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California Tortilla is really fucking good tho, I was pretty skeptical, with the name and all (and I didn't really think DC/MD had that big a Mexican population), but it really delivered, when I went.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: bork on October 31, 2009, 04:39:27 AM
I like Chipotle.  Sure, it's far from authentic, but it's good and decently-priced.  The wife and I go there a lot since there's one that's a three minute car-ride away.  Plus I can fit it into my diet if I get a burrito bowl...it's weird losing weight eating this kind of crap, but it's actually working.  I've dropped 8+ pounds in the last few weeks.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 11:40:15 AM
burrito bol + steak, fajita veggies, cheese, tomatos, green salsa, sour cream, lettuce = ~600 calories, and not that much fat.  it's surprisingly not awful for you.  The tortilla adds about 200 or 300 calories :lol
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: bork on October 31, 2009, 01:03:29 PM
burrito bol + steak, fajita veggies, cheese, tomatos, green salsa, sour cream, lettuce = ~600 calories, and not that much fat.  it's surprisingly not awful for you.  The tortilla adds about 200 or 300 calories :lol

Yeah, the tortilla is crazy high in calories.  Gotta leave out the sour cream, too.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 02:08:54 PM
sour cream adds ~200, but I think 600 calories is not bad for a meal at all.  I need it in there to counter all the acidity from the salsa and seasoning.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: G The Resurrected on October 31, 2009, 04:51:34 PM
Hmm free burritos or free taco.... Guess i'm gonna use some Foil to make a hat for a free burrito tonight.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 31, 2009, 11:31:35 PM
Chipotle is fucking garbage.  What the fuck is wrong with you people?


I have a finite amount of restaurants with quick take-out (i.e. it's done immediately so I can run off with it right away) within 5 minute walking distance of my apt and I have them on rotation. chipotle gets hit about once a week. 

Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: TakingBackSunday on November 01, 2009, 02:01:30 AM
Chipotle is fucking garbage.  What the fuck is wrong with you people?

people who are too lazy/not good enough to cook (aka me) and have not much else in their hometown (aka me again) have no better options.  I like Chipotle for what it is, you food leet bastard.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2009, 02:50:13 AM
the one thing that really irks me about chipotle is the white rice in their burritos.  It tastes plain, just feels weird in "mexican" food, and it's basically the main ingredient in the burritos.  If you really want ethnic food (not subway, taco bell, etc) you have to be prepared to spend at least $10 to get full.

oh and yeah, baja fresh>>>>>>>>>chipotle.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2009, 12:33:59 PM
the one thing that really irks me about chipotle is the white rice in their burritos.  It tastes plain, just feels weird in "mexican" food, and it's basically the main ingredient in the burritos.  If you really want ethnic food (not subway, taco bell, etc) you have to be prepared to spend at least $10 to get full.

oh and yeah, baja fresh>>>>>>>>>chipotle.
taco cabana >>>>>>> chipotle too

spunk in BlueTsunami's mouf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>chipotle
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Diunx on November 02, 2009, 06:41:10 PM
My tacos and burritos>>>>>>>>>>chipotle, taco cabana, baja flesh, ect.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: cool breeze on November 02, 2009, 07:30:25 PM
This thread is the first time I've really hard of Chipotle.  While driving home, I noticed a bit sign saying "CHIPOTLE: MEXICAN GRILL" that's about a 5-10 minute walk from here.  I should check it out sometime.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on November 02, 2009, 08:19:17 PM
This thread is the first time I've really hard of Chipotle.  While driving home, I noticed a bit sign saying "CHIPOTLE: MEXICAN GRILL" that's about a 5-10 minute walk from here.  I should check it out sometime.
unless you live in canadia or something where good mexican food is hard to come by, you should probably save your 6 bucks.  get a hooker.  and take pictures.  a 6 dollar hooker would definitely be worthy of pictures.  plz.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: TEEEPO on November 02, 2009, 10:38:14 PM
the one thing that really irks me about chipotle is the white rice in their burritos.  It tastes plain, just feels weird in "mexican" food, and it's basically the main ingredient in the burritos.  If you really want ethnic food (not subway, taco bell, etc) you have to be prepared to spend at least $10 to get full.

oh and yeah, baja fresh>>>>>>>>>chipotle.

(http://www.opentravelinfo.com/files/images/baja-fresh-food.jpg)

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Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 02, 2009, 10:46:43 PM
I got baja fresh once and the chicken seemed pretty low grade.  I had the same problem with that other place that has that awesome 3 cheese sauce. 



Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2009, 10:54:47 PM
yeah, I never buy any (farm) meat from a fast food place.  Their shrimp burritos were pretty good though.
::)
well it looks and tastes better than a white-rice filled ostrich egg from chipotle.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 02, 2009, 11:09:55 PM
yeah, I never buy any (farm) meat from a fast food place.  Their shrimp burritos were pretty good though.
::)
well it looks and tastes better than a white-rice filled ostrich egg from chipotle.


you won't buy farm meat, but you'll get seafood?  doesn't seafood carry a much higher risk of having diseases and shit? 

plus, chipotle meat is great quality for fast food.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: brawndolicious on November 02, 2009, 11:23:26 PM
you won't buy farm meat, but you'll get seafood?  doesn't seafood carry a much higher risk of having diseases and shit? 

plus, chipotle meat is great quality for fast food.
i dunno but it tastes better, fasr food meat just tastes stringy.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: CrystalGemini on November 02, 2009, 11:59:18 PM
I prefer plain avocados to guacamole. I'm def with mups on this one: hole in the wall Mexican places rules all.  Only chains I really like are Jack in the Box and In'n'Out.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on November 03, 2009, 10:21:08 AM
I prefer plain avocados to guacamole. I'm def with mups on this one: hole in the wall Mexican places rules all.  Only chains I really like are Jack in the Box and In'n'Out.
Despite my Chipotle hate, I absolutely fucking love McDonalds.  LOVE. 

Five Guys is an awesome chain too.  omg.  If I want to buy shitty mexican food, I'll go to Taco Smell thank you very much.  Costs less and has some taste to it.  Also gives you the same mud butt effect.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 03, 2009, 06:34:34 PM
Local Joint>>>>>>Baja Fresh/Rubios>>>>>>>>trash can dining>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chipotle


Edit: Insert La Victoria/taco bell/frozen dinners in between dumpster diving/dining and Baja Fresh.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: bork on November 03, 2009, 07:22:59 PM
Regular restaurants, be it a hole-in-the-wall or some upscale joint, are a different animal than fast food places.  Chipotle's good considering its competition is in line with Taco Bell. 
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 03, 2009, 07:34:15 PM
Local Joint>>>>>>Baja Fresh/Rubios>>>>>>>>trash can dining>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chipotle


Edit: Insert La Victoria/taco bell/frozen dinners in between dumpster diving/dining and Baja Fresh.

Next time you're in Seattle you need to hit up Tako Truk.

edit: Nevermind. They're closed until Spring.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: GoofyGoober on November 03, 2009, 07:42:28 PM
Chipotle is not a bad restaurant and would likely visit it over McDonalds/Subway/Wendy's etc on some days. But if I'm hungry for Mexican food, the last place in my mind is Chipotle.

I don't know what area/region/country you are in Lyte, but having lived in SoCal. When I said local joint I mean the Robertos/Aliberto/Alberto/Rolijitos places that are fast food, are at least count in SoCal.


I can hold out until spring, where is tako truk? I get my burrito and mexican fill when I head to SoCal for holidays.

I found an article on it. Seems awesome.

http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/taking-it-to-the-streets/Content?oid=1601396
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 03, 2009, 07:59:27 PM
Tako Truk was at the Eastlake Block Party on the 4th of July, and I ate everything on their menu in honor of America. It was a glorious day.
Title: Re: Friday is Chipotle Day
Post by: Mupepe on November 04, 2009, 10:41:00 AM
Regular restaurants, be it a hole-in-the-wall or some upscale joint, are a different animal than fast food places.  Chipotle's good considering its competition is in line with Taco Bell. 
Yeah, but taco bell is easily half the price for the same amount of food and has more flavor.