Author Topic: Friday is Chipotle Day (Read 4683 times)

pollo · « **on:** October 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM »

In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch chicken, topped with jalapeno cheddar, slathered with sour cream, tomatoes, onions, salsa n all other fixins, basted with avocado paste, walls bursting with rice, wrapped in --slightly crunchy, yet soft as it melts on my palette -- toasted tortilla flour burrito.

And the Type 2 will be worth it.

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #1 on:** October 30, 2009, 12:54:28 PM »

Is this the day where they give out free shit to everybody?

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #2 on:** October 30, 2009, 12:59:46 PM »

Thanks a lot, asshole, I thought this was going to be about free burritos

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:03:07 PM »

I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:09:45 PM »

Quote from: pollo on October 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM

In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch

Stopped reading to furiously masturbate.

jiji · « **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:11:13 PM »

Chipotle day is fat day.

Otherwise I'd go there more often.

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:12:50 PM »

Baja Fresh is better.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:34:36 PM »

Quote from: pollo on October 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM

In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch chicken

Quote from: tehjaybo on October 30, 2009, 01:09:45 PM

Stopped reading to furiously masturbate.

So we got a chicken licker and a chicken choker in this thread already.*

*Damn u tehjaybo for beating me to the punch.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #8 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:49:21 PM »

Ba dum, pshh.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #9 on:** October 30, 2009, 01:52:39 PM »

Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #10 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:08:58 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 01:52:39 PM

Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.

I am sooooo in. Just gotta dust off the burrito costume.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:31:29 PM »

We don't have a Chiptole around here I don't think, but there was one up in Ohio and it was omfg so good

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:43:08 PM »

Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:47:31 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on October 30, 2009, 02:43:08 PM

Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 01:03:07 PM

I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.

Chipotle is pretty much the Jack in the Box of burritos, but I don't know how anyone can find it straight up nasty

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:48:47 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 02:47:31 PM

Quote from: Rob Thomas on October 30, 2009, 02:43:08 PM
Chipotle is really gross "mexican" food.
Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 30, 2009, 01:03:07 PM
I ate at Chipotle once and I hated it.
Chipotle is pretty much the Jack in the Box of burritos, but I don't know how anyone can find it straight up nasty

Their rice tasted horrible and the chicken was okay, but not great. Overall, it just wasn't a good experience.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:50:56 PM »

The rice is gross and has cilantro in it

The meat is so incredibly bland. The chicken tastes like soft chalk.

Their beans are pretty good.

I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew

I think it's just because burritos are my favorite thing ever. And there are tons of taquerias around here. So when I ate chipotle it was just disgusting.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:53:11 PM »

Quote from: pollo on October 30, 2009, 12:52:18 PM

In two hours, my mouth will be fully engorged on an 8 inch (Image removed from quote.)

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OptimoPeach · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:54:29 PM »

The rice is pretty bland, yeah, and I've never had their chicken, so maybe it does suck dicks and I don't know what I'm talking about.

Quote from: Rob Thomas on October 30, 2009, 02:50:56 PM

I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew

What kind of Mexican are you?

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:56:17 PM »

The kind doesn't shovel green apple splatter caca into their mouth. ew ew ew ew

Robo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:57:52 PM »

Guacamole ruins everything it touches. It's the George Lucas of foods.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:58:00 PM »

Chipotle is awesome. You guys have no taste.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #21 on:** October 30, 2009, 02:58:25 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on October 30, 2009, 02:57:52 PM

Guacamole ruins everything it touches. It's the George Lucas of foods.

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:01:10 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 02:58:00 PM

Chipotle is awesome. You guys have no taste.

I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #23 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:03:40 PM »

Quote

I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.

apples and oranges

etiolate · « **Reply #24 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:11:35 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:14:49 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:03:40 PM

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I'd rather eat at a local Mexican food place than support a scam restaurant like Chipotle.

apples and oranges

Yeah, I guess you're right. The local place tastes great and Chipotle doesn't, you can't really compare them.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #26 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM »

Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #27 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:21:44 PM »

Coincidentally, Saturday is "Don't Stray Too Far From a Toilet" Day!

and unleper FoC, Chipotle is not bad at all. Really the best fast food option out there.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #28 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:22:57 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 01:52:39 PM

Apparently if you go dressed as a burrito tomorrow after 6 you get a free one.

Wow, I thought you were kidding http://news.lalate.com/2009/10/30/chipotle-free-burrito-day-2/

edit: All you guacamole haters suck

Brehvolution · « **Reply #29 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:23:00 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on October 30, 2009, 02:57:52 PM

Guacamole ruins everything it touches. It's the George Lucas of foods.

Guacassholey is what it tastes like.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #30 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:24:27 PM »

My sister also hates guacamole. I haven't talked to her since she told me that....15 years ago

Tauntaun · « **Reply #31 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:26:27 PM »

You hardcore son.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:27:01 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on October 30, 2009, 03:26:27 PM

You hardcore son.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #33 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:28:14 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM

But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on.

Not if they taste like the ones at Chipotle I don't.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:32:02 PM »

mmmmmm

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #35 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:44:24 PM »

Depends on the use of guac. I like it in various sandwiches but I don't really like it by itself.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #36 on:** October 30, 2009, 03:46:12 PM »

I would drink bottled Guac if they sold it.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #37 on:** October 30, 2009, 04:52:58 PM »

It's still the 31st (Saturday) according to the newsletter they sent out.

pollo · « **Reply #38 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:24:19 PM »

I saw that sign for a Free Burrito while I was waiting on line. Contemplating about doing it. The problem is the nearest Chipotle is 30 miles away...hrmmmm

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #39 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:29:27 PM »

Guacamole is avocados mixed down to a paste, how can one hate on that

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:39:21 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM

Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.

or I could pay 3.25 at my local mexican place and get good food.

Diunx · « **Reply #41 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:39:41 PM »

I hate avocados

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #42 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:42:16 PM »

Avocados with rice and beans is... is... I can't explain it so I'll just that it's like Mupepe spunking in my mouf'

Quote from: Rob Thomas on October 30, 2009, 05:39:21 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on October 30, 2009, 03:18:41 PM
Thats like saying you would rather eat at Outback then Burger King.

No shit. But sometimes you just want a $6, guacamole stuffed, cilantro filled burrito to gorge on. mmm I cant wait till free burrito tomorrow.
or I could pay 3.25 at my local mexican place and get good food.

Pretty much. If I lived in the west or Texas, I'd go to some local place instead of a chain.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #43 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:44:29 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #44 on:** October 30, 2009, 05:52:49 PM »

See-- that guy knows what's up! He's slurping up a puddle of guacamole.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #45 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on October 30, 2009, 05:52:49 PM

See-- that guy knows what's up! He's slurping up a puddle of guacamole.

Yeah, I'm jealous because its only 4 here and i have to wait another hour before I can get some guac. :'(

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #46 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:02:02 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 30, 2009, 05:42:16 PM

Pretty much. If I lived in the west or Texas, I'd go to some local place instead of a chain.

That's pretty much what I do. There's a great Mexican place about twenty miles north and another twenty miles south of where I live, so I hit them up from time to time when I want to eat some Tex-Mex.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #47 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:04:16 PM »

I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #48 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:05:18 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 06:04:16 PM

I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2

super chipotle 2 will totally be out in 2010.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #49 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:06:26 PM »

Quote from: OptimoPeach on October 30, 2009, 06:04:16 PM

I'm not even getting my hopes up for a 2010 release of SC2

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #50 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:08:16 PM »

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #51 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:09:20 PM »

God damnit. Tabs FTL

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #52 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:18:29 PM »

Back on topic, Chipotle is overpriced, tasteless shit.

Unsurprisingly, it was once owned by McDonald's.

Draft · « **Reply #53 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:24:37 PM »

California Tortilla > Baja Fresh > Chipotle

Baja Fresh makes my fingers smell like I just got done banging a Mexican.

Robo · « **Reply #54 on:** October 30, 2009, 06:49:06 PM »

California Tortilla

I do love the shit out of Baja Fresh, though. It makes my mouth smell like I just got done slobbin' on a Mexican knobby.

M3wThr33 · « **Reply #55 on:** October 30, 2009, 07:32:14 PM »

I had to look up what California Tortilla is.
I laughed when I saw their locations.
Virgina, DC and Maryland?
Hahaha... I'm sure it's authentic.

However, California Pizza Kitchen really IS from California.

Robo · « **Reply #56 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:02:15 PM »

Its lack of Californian authenticity is a plus.

drew · « **Reply #57 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:02:58 PM »

pulled pork is where its @

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #58 on:** October 30, 2009, 08:11:25 PM »

The red chili salsa is fucking amazing. just wish it wasn't mexican drano :'(

tiesto · « **Reply #59 on:** October 30, 2009, 10:50:59 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on October 30, 2009, 02:50:56 PM

I don't eat guacamole. ew ew ew ew

Pshaw, and you call yourself a Mexican!

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California Tortilla is really fucking good tho, I was pretty skeptical, with the name and all (and I didn't really think DC/MD had that big a Mexican population), but it really delivered, when I went.

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Author Topic: Friday is Chipotle Day (Read 4683 times)